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After a long productive winter it brings Marc and I great pleasure to ANNOUNCE our new rooms are open! We want to first thank all of our fine clients that took the time to provide us with any feedback that would help us improve our business.....we are passionate about what we do and we take pride and genuinely care about our clients needs as well as our ladies and this shows in the expansion....Existing space (2000 sq ft) & expansion space (1800 sq ft) was done 100 percent LEGAL & ALL approved by the City of Ottawa and full occupancy was granted today! What we have added: *** A new discrete side entrance that you can enter and exit through ***Clients have the choice of 2 entrances and 3 exits from our unit for discretion ***All MA's have been trained how to be as discrete as possible in making sure you don't cross paths with other patrons at the spa! ***Separate massage waiting for privacy as well as utilize this space if you would like to meet the MA's in person for a quick hello to see if that special someone and you share some sexy chemistry! ***3 new rooms in addition to the 4 rooms our spa already had for the fast growing Massage industry in Ottawa and to be able to offer you more selection & variety of MA's for your enjoyment! The NEW Rooms are: ***Spacious with nice comfy couches to cuddle up with your favorite MA ***Professional Massage Tables that are adjustable ***Fresh High Quality Towels ***Industrial/Commercial onsite laundry facilities to ensure fresh linens at all times ***High Quality & Professional Body Wash,Massage Oil & Gel ***Erotic dance pole for all your naughty dances for the MA's that specialize in erotic dancing ***2 4 by 8 wall mirrors for your viewing to see all those oh so sexy bodyslides from every angle ***Adjustable lighting & black lighting to enhance your erotic massage experience *** In-room sinks *** the new showers are more spacious (5 ft) and can comfortably cater to 3-4 people at a time ...excellent for Duo's & Couples Massage :wink: we have custom massage jets that we built right into the shower....the jets are all adjustable for your preference of angles during shower fun....soapy shower fun oh ya! ***We now have specific pricing scales for all MA services our spa offers....no more inconsistent pricing guys! This has been long overdue! This I know will make everyone happy! ***We will be holding a private party meet & greet FOR PREGISTERED Members ONLY at the spa one late Friday evening near the end of May! A perfect opportunity to take a couple of hours for yourself and sneak away to Ottawa's favorite Paradise Getaway retreat ;) More details coming soon! ***IF ANY OF YOU HAVE ANY FEEDBACK AT ANYTIME PLEASE DO NOT BE SHY AND SEND US A PM! Friday Salina 9-4 aka "Salinaflower" Pandora 9-4 aka "Pandora" April 9-4 NEW AJ 10-6 Mandy 10-7 aka "Candy Mandy" Cherry 12-8 aka "Cherry Blossom" Samantha 3:30-11 aka "Naughty Samantha" Bianca 3:30-11 aka "Sexy Bianca" Kandice 3:30-11 aka "Sweet Kandice" Riley 3:30-11 aka "Riley Parks" Jamie 3:30-11 aka "Jamie-xo" Nina 5-11 aka "Nina Dream" Sabrina 6-11 aka "SabrinaXOX" April

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I know I've spent to much time on cerb when I start dreaming about- "Someguy" wielding a "Mightpen" and walking a "Reddog" asks me to go skating on the"Ice4fun" but I am are the "loneskater" ?? Then I see some "Red headed raven" named "Katherine " fly by asking if I'd like a "Midnight Massage". Then some "BcGuy" Runs by covered in "FishFeathers with Mac Teeth" and a "Pistol packing Pete" wants to "Touch" me in places I've never been touched, "Luckyme" I thought;)wow, then a "DominoEffect" starts and everyone falls down!! Yup a crazy dream and to much time on cerb, lol. :)

I'll be having lunch tomorrow with my mother, aunt, and grandmother :)

The other difficulty around this time of month with Mothers Day, years back we also lost our father in this month, so it will be a very somber next couple of weeks. No matter your age, and if your parents are still around, take that time to visit,phone and enjoy the moments together it is always so important in your life. I've always had a very special bond with my mother and father, and still do. "What we have once enjoyed deeply we can never lose. All that we love deeply becomes part of us. " Helen Keller.

I was hoping to find a lady to play Candyland with and so gave Cristy a call. I brought along a CherryBlossom and we had a Realnicechat. But then I felt a stray Touch which was a real Rushton. Feeling JoyfulC I apologized for being Frank97500 but asked if I could Seymour. I thought she might be Mod at me, but when she suggested a Midnite Massage I certainly felt like a Fortuneateone. It was a Malika Fantasy come true! Unfortunately at that point I woke up... turns out it had all been a Dreamer8.

I don't even bring toys along unless someone specifically asks in advance. I don't use them when alone, and I don't have a favourite. I just prefer the warm, wonderful toys attached to the man I'm with.

Since we are talking about Avatars, I personally think that the only people who should have a picture of them in the simplest apparel should be the Service Providers...

Take some of the cerb handles and make a short story, poem or a quirky quip. There are a lot of unique names that will allow for some fun stories:) I'll start- There was a "Veryoldguy" who loved "TheLiquor". He had a dog, an"Olddog". This "Olddog" was a "Yellowdog" who loved to do the "Splitz". Now this "Veryoldguy" "Lovedthe ladies", especially "SweetEmilyJ". He loved her so much he gave her a "Carebear". To thank him she told him she'd have "Sexnonstop" After she got him "Hard" she saw he had an "Elephanttrunk" and thought oh my, now I've found my man;) Now lets hear yours:)

I would say it wouldn't be a %-age, but more of a rounding up, as someone mentioned. If you are paying in 20s for example, an extra 20 would be more than OK, even if the original rate is 300. I usually say that if you are seeing an agency sp, a spa ma, or some other arrangement where you know the sp is getting a portion of what you are paying, even an extra 20 as a tip would be greatly appreciated, as her take home is just that much sweeter. You may be paying 300, but if you knew she was getting 150 of that (after agency cut, and driver fee), you might be predisposed to tip. If she's indy, and you are not normally a tipper in other aspects of your life, don't worry about it (unless you are seeing someone who seems to be undervaluing herself and her services with super low rates, and you want to make a point to her that she should think more highly of herself?)

I think whatever safety checks (outside of screening, which it is doubtful anyone with short time short notice appts does in depth) they use for half hour or hour still work? Make a phone call/text to say appt start time, expected finish time, then follow up when alone, none of that changes just because the appt time is 15 rather than 1 hour. Also in some areas, the offer of a 15 minute is bj only, no frills, no FS. So he won't be getting steak at all, let alone sizzle lol. In areas with 15min FS sessions, I kind of think the price break isn't going to be 40-50% off, but more like 10-20% difference, like a 120 half hour becomes a 100 FS. i think everyone knows that the duration of the session is still going to include the time to get from front door, to the incall, in and out of the shower or bathroom, undressed and dressed. Majority of '15' minutes mean a minimum of 20 minutes time, hence not lowering the FS rate for 15 that much. And for the sp the upside is that less time is spent, no GFE during session, and the $$ altho lower reflect the fact of less time, less exposure to risk activities. i am not convinced that regulars doing half hours now are going to opt for the 15 as a way to save money. It is possible a small percentage will, and sometimes they might when short on time, but it would be like saying an hour guy will sometimes opt for the half hour. It will happen from time to time, but i doubt they will replace their preference of the longer time with a shorter time at a lower price. it is ideal for high volume sps, and sps who don't engage in conversation with clients, and clients who are not looking for conversation, and for clients who want to meet an sp and see whether or not she will become an ATF he wants to spend more time with. It is a good marketing tool for new sps as well, to get seen means getting more regs, and longer times for higher rates.

I have never seen a thread get so many replies for mostly no happy endings. Keep er goin!

You thought right, Vitto!!! I believe you've identified a new activity to incorporate into sessions! With many thanks, waterat

when I've stayed in smaller, boutique style hotels with awkward lobby entrances ... or large hotels with a huge lobby and confusing entrances I always give clear directions to the elevator. For example, "walk in straight ahead past desk turn left to elevator" ... or ... "walk in and head towards front desk turn right just before it and elevators are down the hall" ...for both his comfort and my own. It's a couple of extra keystrokes and it keeps him from looking awkward, uncomfortable, or like he doesn't belong, plus it ensures he makes it to my door :)

Happy Mother's Day everyone! There is NO gift (in my opinion) that can ever show our mums just how much they are appreciated, honored, respected and LOVED. They gave us life and loved us unconditionally when we probably didn't deserve it (the crazy teen years). In our family we usually get all the aunts, female cousins and mums together and have a huge soul food cook out and just enjoy the day. Love, appreciate and be grateful for those of us who still have our moms, but also the mother figures who faithfully stepped in and became that presence we needed. Jas xo

It's certainly a sexy but even artistically done idea. I remember coming across it myself. If you want to check out the full videos of all the different readings, not to mention FAQ's, interviews, and even essays on the project, here is the filmmaker's official site for them: http://hystericalliterature.com/

Decided on having a selfish day, have done absolutely NOTHING and enjoyed every minute it. Some days it just simply feels good to get off the merry-go-round for a short while.

I farted in the office and walked around. Just because........ Posted via Mobile Device

It's obvious that there are many walks of life sharing this here path we all don't want to call prostitution and the common denominator is money = release = mutual satisfaction. There have been many "changes" this business has gone through from my perspective, but from what I'm starting to understand, through maturity, it is really me who is changing ... like starting to be more accepting of and less threatened by others and their choices. Knowing that I am not defined by a culture, but that I am co-creator of that culture. When changes would start to take place I would always dread what would be next, thinking I'd have to join the troupes to get along and then the 15m came up and "OMG here we go again! How am I going to have to lower myself now?" But really, I don't have to succumb to those things that others do and perhaps do quite comfortably, and if what they do bothers me because of whatever hang-ups I may have I am allowed to just let it slide off my back because it really is none of my business.

Scarlette and I met back in April, and I apologize to her for getting this recommendation out late, so if you're reading Scarlette "Sorry for the late response" I seem to be distracted lately ;) Scarlette is the other sexy MA lady with Mandy66 AKA Karmen, they both share a upscale condo, I wanted to meet her when we both saw each other at a St. Patty's party back in March, and had a great conversation. She has a great personality she is bubbly,great demeanour, and simply fun to be around with, her eyes are so mesmerizing :) I checked that Scarlette does not have her own recommendation, so I feel honoured to start one for her. This lady is beautiful, she has stunning body art, ONE very wicked sexy body, and gives one very sensual massage, she felt very comfortable with me, to allow me to massage her beautiful body with my big hands. I loved giving her body a massage, just look at below of her sexy body... :) Here is some pictures of her splendid body, and the above picture of her genuine sexy smile says it all, she is a real sweet lady to spend time with, I thoroughly enjoyed myself with her. The body slides were simply erotic and having her on my body was very intense and sensual. Thanks Scarlette, and again sorry my tardiness.

I have thought about asking you if you had done the Rosetta Stone thing. I recall a year ago or maybe two that you were inquiring about it on here at some point. I have thought about doing the same thing to try to bring my French back. Keep at it Ms. Cleo. It would be awesome and I for one am so very impressed with those people who can go back and forth from one language to the other. That can be you. :)

I love my toys, specifically my little vibrator and a dildo. A lot of guys get turned on watching me play with them and I love that. But I'm also happy if a man prefers our toys just to be our bodies, both scenarios are fun.

In the back of my mind, I thought maybe I could learn things from other members, and your post confirmed that. Thank you for the link. Plus, Gents shouldn't leave it up solely to the Ladies to have regular check-ups. Which is another good message from this thread. I hope.

God! That's disgusting!!!! I hope you're using a wee-wee pad.

Does having a 15-minute session mean that an SP can't play it safe? Perhaps 15 minutes in the daytime might offer some protection, but how would an SP go about checking in with another provider, or other checks? Safetywise, are quarter hour quickies manageable? If an SP worked with existing clients, this would be simplified. But then, are you not comprimising your business with them? For example, if Client A is used to 30 minute sessions at (hypothetically) $100, and is now gets the steak without the sizzle at $60, is the SP not compromising $40 worth of business? In other words, businesswise, do 15-min sessions make sense?

After more then 1 month of not really being able to come to this site I have finally had the chance to review all of the 30+ pages of gorgeous amazing Cerb ladies which I commented on many of them for the great pictures and their looks and outfits.

In the spirit of good relations I have updated my profile picture. I am wearing regimental dress. I have also updated my signature. Please let me know via PM if you find either offensive. If there are no complaints then I will also update my avatar. Cheers,

This is why I use 'selfies' instead of professional shots, that way what you see in my album is what you get when I arrive, no surprises. These women are beautiful in their own natural state, the hair and makeup make them the 'part' they play. I have been asked why I don't have professional shots, this is why. I don't want a false sense of illusion to someone who is looking at my pictures, I want you to see who I actually am and who is going to appear at our appointment. I couldn't possibly keep up the 'professional' look that someone could create for me, I would much rather be myself. :)

The waiting is over, I TOFTT and am glad I did. Review posted here http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=178543 Additional Comments: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=178543

Uh. Actually, yes. I have a whole stack of them, back in the corner between the dressers in the massage room. We had been using them with boards to make some shelves, but when we replaced it with another shelving unit, they never quite found their way downstairs. I am really making some progress here!! I can see the place emptying out! Yay!! (BTW, Bewlay Brothers? Way cool!! LERV Bowie.)

Good news for all you fellow Hannibal followers...NBC has renewed the series for a third season. The creepiness continues....yes!

It really Sucks when you know a good friend is having a hard day and you just want to be there for them and take all the pain away but you know you can't..... best you can do us let them know you are there 100% for them.

I sent a happy mother's day message to my half-sister who lives in BC.

It seems I can not catch a break. I have my taxes done professionally every year. They quote me a refund of a few hundred dollars. RCA turns around and tells me there is no refund. This year I got someone else to do my taxes and again RCA tells me there is no refund. But I owe them money. I am on a CPP disability pension. I pay everything out of pocket because they claim I do not qualify for the provincial drug plan. I wish I never took that quossy government job 15 years ago. I just keep getting screwed for it -- And not in a good way. :( On a brighter note. I lost two inches in my waste since March.

Well unfortunately I can't make it :( I hope you have a full house peeps !!! Ya gotta love co-ed partays !! My mixed softball team I cruise the local country tourneys with I aptly named Nipples and Nobs ! Sooooooooooo I hope there are 70 nipples there and 35 nobs and that's a partay !!!!!! :P Full house baby Yeah !!!!!!!! Mister TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT I will still throw in for a door prize. Never-mind. You are too busy with muffins on your mind. Muffins everywhere !! Muffins muffins muffins ...........cupcakes !!! ;) Loneskater. I will still throw in for a door prize !!! Have a blast folks. Ohhhhh and if you find the time organizers........ Seeing that we don't have a competent leader going into the next election maybe we could table the idea if you get a chance of a ............. "Let's Fuck" party. You lost your mojo Stephen. Open to suggestions on that one. Liberal, Tory, N D P, Green or Rhino party sounds so boring ? Maybe Joy Smith will get laid someday and vote for .................................. our new Prime Minister ? OLD DOG he's a dog. He is a Veteran ! A faith-full dog ...... although by the flag there he apparently is not Canadian but still a real good dog !!! now living in Canada. Vote for the dog folks !!!!!!!!!!!! Playin vinyl BTO on Sussex baby ;) Gotta luv Cerbies ! Once again have a hoot !!

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Ordered something online and was advised to order 2 sizes up as it was sized smaller than usual sizing. Guess what, it arrived and is too big for me and I don't want the hassle of trying to return it as it came from the States, so I guess off to the tailor I go, lol.

I know for me any encounter with a companion is a special occasion ;-) I sort of use a flat rate for tip and gift, and have that in mind ahead of time It's what works for me and the lady RG

I hoped you called the sp to cancel. Not showing up when you've received all the location information, including room number, is extremely scary to many sps.

Personally, I really don't see the point. I never had an urge to do something like this. Also, this opens up the possibility of not keeping things discreet. The other reason would be that I would have to make the bed afterwards and that very act would get me busted ..... bed making is not my strong suit :-)

Sierra would get my vote!

Well I thought about an avatar change and was close to changing it but this guy started yelling at me Saying if I changed my avatar he would bring his brothers, one with a baseball bat and the other who has delusions of being a soldier and the third who thinks he's an assassin Soooo, after weighing my choices, after being yelled at, and running the risk of being shot by an assassin, or ambushed by a soldier, or my knees being the baseball in a ball game, if I upgraded my avatar, I decided to let sleeping dogs lie and keep my avatar the same So that's why this client doesn't upgrade his avatar LOL RG :-)

another survey .. may as well do this one too!! the results are encouraging! although there are some seriously moronic comments below the survey. I'm having a hard time keeping my comments polite... average age of a sex worker entering the biz is 13....it's mathematically impossible. so frustrating to read that over and over again. participate and comment please!! http://www.cbc.ca/day6/blog/2014/03/06/rethinking-prostitution-doc-and-talk/

I would suggest if anyone has an opportunity to post a comment in any news article, especially like this one, BEFORE they get closed for comments 3 hours after it goes up, to put a link to the Say No to the Nordic model petition. When you see results like the one in the above article poll, it may mean more exposure to the types of people who would sign such a petition. thousands of viewers, in other words, :)

Sometimes I find during an extended visit of 2 or more hours I get the munchies lol... especially if the rendezvous happens to be right over lunch or dinner and we hadn't planned a meal. I always offer a glass of wine, a beer, or something non alcoholic depending on my guest's preference, or the time of day, and a snack is always a nice little extra. If you were offered some nibbles during an encounter, would you partake? if so, what would you most enjoy?

Lol I signed up yesterday to see what this site was all about, and although I am flattered that I appear to possibly be fake, I can assure you that I'm definitely real!! :) Additional Comments: Awe u guys r so nice :)