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NEW LOCATION! 613-899-5879 Text only Now only available downtown at a LUXURY condo. Heavens Playground just expanded..... as a DUO on FRIDAYS with the brand new, young petite sexy spinner HAILEY HEAVENS....My Dirty lil Sister. (Pictures to come, But description for now- below) Reduced Schedule now in place. I am only available for playing on Monday and Thursdays as a one on one experience, and Fridays as thee next top DUO...... YOU be the Judge ;-) So if you're ready to Roar, Drool and Slurp..... Then Giddy Up- Text Me for availabilities. (Currently Booking for June 5th & 6th) Services YMMV TBD ;-) But definitely include, FULL body Massage, Nude Reverse, Mutual touching, Bodyslides, Shower together, etc etc (NO FS) HOURS 1030AM-5PM Monday, Thursday and Friday (These days may change- so feel free to ask) RATES 120-30Mins, 150-45mins, 180-60mins (Duo rates are the same $ each girl) ABOUT ME I am quirky and flirtatious, I enjoy great conversations and if you bore me- I will tell you ( I expect the same really). I enjoy playing vinyl records and music is a definite must while we are together (Lana Del Rey, Cat Stevens, Bob Dylan, Mumford and Sons, Rihanna..... I am a music slut) I am a total pleasure whore. I will trick you into massaging me..... so beware ;-) I am also a shower hog, but you can watch haha. With all that said, I absolutely will give you my undivided attention for the duration of our date and we can get lost into our sexual deviance together ;-) TEXT ONLY 613-899-5879 HAILEY HEAVENS Is a sweet, young, bubbly 24 year old girl. She is 5 feet fuck all. 100lbs. Short dark hair and piercing blue eyes. Tasteful Tattoos. And a personality that lured me to her instantly. She aims to please.....and LOVES to be pleased. We practice everything we know on each other first.... and a few more times, just to be sure ;-) Did Hell freeze over? No.... But, Heaven just got Hotter.

My breasts are big and natural. They have hang, are sensitive and fun to play with (I know because I do). If some exclude me because they're not perky and whatever... to each their own. My breasts are fair game to those who see their value.

Okay, I'll admit it: you've got me. I have no idea whether this is sarcastic or not.

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I am appalled at some responses and attacks the OP is getting for asking a valuable question. I am sure he isn't the only one wondering what to do in this situation. He did not name who the lady was or which Spa was involved so he had every right to ask this question in public. Many have provided great responses which are different on how to handle this situation which is fine. We all see things differently and that is one of the purpose on the Board, to exchange ideas about the business so we can all improve our knowledge of the industry! Maybe some need to be reminded this is not the other board where we attack other members and call them names. For the one that think he is stupid for asking, shame on you and look at yourself in the mirror. You might not see perfection! Nobody here is forced to agree with everyone. However this Board is about respect, learning and not being intimidated for asking a valuable question. DO NOT FORGET!

They are the part of the female body most often critiqued, sexualized and lusted after. Some will comment to augmented breasts as being fake, some will comment to saggy breasts as being gross. Many of us are so hard on one another and can cause some to want to change, to feel insecure or unworthy. We are made to believe by todays standards and the media that they should be big, round and point to the sun. But in reality they are as different as our faces and age doesn't dictate their perkiness nor does a body type dictate their size-ie: a larger woman will have larger breasts and smaller will have smaller. Natural or augmented all breasts are beautiful, but should we put as much importance on them as we do? After all if a woman were to loose hers, due to illness, accident or however, should she then feel less than a woman? If you go by todays standards and ideals, she might, but there is far more to making a woman feminine, beautiful and worthy than her breasts, especially in many other cultures. I wonder why North Americans base so much importance on them? What's your opinion and do you? Are breasts what you think make women sexy, beautiful and why? Be honest;) http://www.007b.com/breast_gallery.php I will add the biggest reason that caused me to want to enlarge mine was to look more like what the media, magazines and advertising depicts as beautiful breasts, along with growing up with a father and brother, male friends and boyfriends, who I often heard talking about breasts and that their opinions were larger was better. Some of my decision was also based on the fact that and for whatever reasons beyond the above, visually, I find that large augmented breasts look more beautiful than smaller or larger natural breasts. It's sad that as women we can be made to feel less than by such unrealistic standards, yet many of us can be.

Ahh but this rides on the assumption that married SP's hide their chosen profession from their spouses or partners, as their partner would "feel bad". While it may be rare, there are SUPPORTIVE spouses and partners in the industry... And even some who are aroused by what their women do. As RG would say... Just a rambling :)

"If married men are more likely not to get attracted then why is the divorce rate so high in this country? I wonder if the stalkers in this business are all single?" I do know of one man that did leave his wife for an escort, but I think that's a rarity. More often its the wife that ends the marriage after she find out what he's doing. Men see escorts because they want the best of both worlds... Good sex and a blissful domestic life. Its rare to get both with the same woman. Well, that's my reason anyway. I have no intention of leaving my wife. I like her actually, we get along well, we go out regularly, I get along with her family, we have 4 wonderful children (teenagers and adults)... the only complaint I have about her at all is that she doesn't want as much sex as me... In fact she doesn't even realize how rarely we have sex... She never believes me if I tell her its been over a month (she will say, no I'm sure it hasn't been that long). I have a couple of escorts that I consider friends, but I do not view them romantically. We have a great time together, we talk, we joke around, one even let me paint a picture of her, but I have no interest in leaving my wife for those gals (and vice versa). I think divorce is more common with affairs than with escorts because its much harder to keep an affair secret and they often have an emotional component with the other woman. I believe that the divorce rate would be a lot lower if people would focus on getting the sex they need from a professional, rather than from an amateur affair.

One of the elements that brought me to this profession is the sheer number of UNhappily married men. Many men are married to women that they love, or did love. But the pressure of both working, not having time for each other, mortgages, naughty children, aging parents, and long commutes take their toll. A man faces the back half of his life wondering if it were all worth it. They probably haven't had sex in years. He wants to feel like a man again. But if he has an affair, he is going to lose half of everything. This is where the courtesan/mistress comes in. Compensation is the best thing ever. It keeps the lines drawn succinctly in their relationship. I didn't say that love won't creep into it! We are all human. But cash helps. True story: if the man left his wife, he'd lose the house - so he slept in a bath tub for over 2 years. A man sneaks downstairs when his wife is asleep to get on the net and "talk" to a woman with blood in her veins. Sneaking around in their own homes! And if they are busted, they are called monsters. We all need love, affection, and a damn good badabingbadaboom. Life is very good; lets enjoy!

I absolutely agree! While I often say with tongue in cheek "I love HMOPH's!" it is completely truthful. Happily Married Other Peoples Husbands make up my favourite guests for so many reasons. It's a perfect fit for my preferred business model, the ME (mistress experience). It means I never deal with the bad habits, annoying idiosyncrasies and daily grind; that is left for the woman who will inherit his estate and I get to enjoy all the delights without the trials and tribulations of day to day routine. I never have to worry they are going to arrive in a mood, never deal with him not pulling his weight around the house and he'll never steal my covers in the middle of the night, every night. I don't have to pick up his dirty laundry, deal with his family or struggle with keeping the passion alive. These parts are non existent in the relationships I indulge in. HMOPH's will never assume to be a part of my life outside of the negotiated parameters, never arriving in the middle of night thinking I will welcome him in, never assume an invite out for dinner off the clock is an acceptable thing to do. They seldom see blurred lines when paint is neon yellow clear. In my privileged experience, HMOPH's is always positive, he's always happy to be here, I'm always glad he is here. Our time together is focused, we ONLY do the important stuff like touch, talk and feel in an honest, nonjudgemental way. We spend time together knowing how truly precious that time is; we both savour every moment and when it's over we are grateful to have experienced it. We look forward to the next visit without it being a painful yearning or need. It's having all the best parts of a relationship without any of the head aches or heartbreaks. So yes Delilah, I LOVE married men... cat

"Are breasts what you think make women sexy, beautiful and why?" To that question I can honestly say no. Now, if you'd asked are breasts one of the things that can make a woman sexy, then I probably would say yes. There's no way I could deny that I absolutely love breasts. And yes, for me at least "the more the merrier" but I've never met a breast I didn't like, regardless of size and shape, and just like most things there's different people that will prefer all different sizes. But as much as breasts turn me on so do another 100 things about women! Many of them are other physical attributes: nice eyes, nice legs, nice smile, nice hair, nice ass, nice feet. Everybody has at least one nice feature! And then there are the non-physical traits which are at least as sexy if not more. I don't care how perfect I think your breasts are, if you're a cruel person, I'm not going to find you sexy! But a generous person, one with confidence or a sense of humour or sincerity, that's always going to be attractive. So yes, I like looking at breasts. I like touching them even more. I find them a huge turn on, and the bigger they are the more I'm turned on. But breasts aren't what makes a woman a woman, nor do they determine her value as a person, and even if tomorrow every breast on the planet disappeared, I wouldn't have any problem still finding ladies plenty attractive!

I removed the nasty comments that are not in the spirit of the cerb community.

I think I've done Greek a total of about 5-6 times in my pooning career. Tried different techniques. I've researched, thought about, imagined, fantasized...etc, but as you all know, variety is the spice of whatever. Conclusions: Gentle is good Loads of lube is good Protection is good Toys can be good Positions are good (limited experience here) hmmm...what else is good? To be honest, I just don't have a lot of experience to bring to the table. Are there are Greek Goddesses & Gods out there who have wealth of understanding & joy to share? Is Greek an absolute must-do or a mysterious, dark secret reserved only for the true explorer?

http://www.withoutwax.tv/2012/02/21/what-does-being-sarcastic-say-about-you/ Sometimes we may read things here with an undertone that hints at sarcasm, and quite possibly it is intended as such. I found this interesting read that may help those who feel the need to use it, as it explains why and what sarcasm says about those who need to use it.

The spilled milk story reminded me of me letting the milk jug slip out of my hand one time and pretty much drenching the whole kitchen floor. My roommate at the time says "hey you missed a spot over there". We both laughed. I guess the expression "no use crying over spilled milk" makes sense. No use getting upset or angry about it and if there is an opportunity to make a joke, I'm there with bells on. Also, it's not so much what the person says, it's how they say it, and most importantly how WE choose to take it. I like to roll with the punches whenever possible. Life is too short to get hung up on trying to find hidden meanings in things or automatically assuming another person has an agenda.

Mmmmmm Greek! Bring on my toga! I love it and have for a very long time. For me, it's about a good lube and guiding the initial approach. Of course, it's also about being relaxed. If you're not relaxed, it is definitely much more difficult to accomplish and not as pleasurable. If it's something that you've had bad experiences with (as a woman), my recommendation is toys, varying sizes. Learn your own body and reactions and then you'll be much more open and comfortable with the exploration of a partner. There are times I crave it and times that a little tease and penetration with fingers makes everything else feel so much better and more intense. It is a very intense pleasurable experience and I indulge whenever I can. Like anything else, it's a personal thing. Love it, hate it, tolerate it, feelings about it are as individual as people. I do believe that there are many people who would probably love it but their experiences haven't been good because of having a partner ignorant of what they're doing. I also whole heartedly believe that men should at least solo sample this as well. The ass has so many amazing nerve endings that not exploring it because of whatever per-conceived notion they have about it, is a shame. In closing....I love me some butt!

I think like anything it's something that you either like or don't. Something you'll find erotic and be turned on by, or something you won't . I too have only tried it a couple of times, the first being unsuccessful, the second barely;) I don't think it'll be something I'll try again, it hurt to much:( To those who enjoy it-enjoy. For those wondering it's at least worth a try. For those not interested, that's fine as well. It's healthy to explore eroticism and to experiment with sex, between consenting adults. If you don't how else will you know what you'll like or dislike and what you are good at and not so great at.

An over zealous puppy smacking his head into my jaw. Bruises and swelling :(. Not so bad now but I looked like a victim of abuse all weekend! Additional Comments: An over zealous puppy smacking his head into my jaw. Bruises and swelling :(. Not so bad now but I looked like a victim of abuse all weekend!

That stuff always boggles my mind. I definitely could see that being a huge no-no for you ladies. Honestly, why some guys are so lacking in self-esteem that they have to talk about, send pictures of or anything else of their dick is sad in a way. Seriously, do they not understand that you women have seen all sorts of them and are not impressed in the least. Additional Comments: Oh and as for the L word and getting possessive, can't understand how some people don't grasp the concept of boundaries. Absolutely crazy, imo for that to even get into the consciousness Not that I couldn't like one of you ladies a lot if we were intimate on several occasions but liking someone and being a friend is okay. Know where the line is and don't go near it. Tongue in cheek, I do say my little guy does "love" pussy, lol. Of course, he can't make life decisions or get jealous so it's all good.:dncdick:

Cristy we have never met unfortunately. To answer your ?? In my opinion breasts do not make a woman, a woman makes a woman. I like all breasts.. It is the woman's personality that makes her sexy and attractive. I can tell there is no need for you to change anything about your appearance you are just beautiful the way you are. Unfortunately I haven't had the pleasure of meeting you but you look amazing. Woman are all beautiful the way they are. Sometimes changing the way one looks etc.. gathers the wrong attention.. Unfortunately the media is to blame for the majority by stereotyping woman and men in some cases.. Cristy you are beautiful the way you are don't change a thing..

People who justify their own ill will, hatred, and judgement lack the courage to question the source of their fear. No one is capable of making you upset without your consent Additional Comments:

Dancers who take not being able to count to new and ridiculous heights. I can deal with adding the odd song, but two songs becoming... six? Ferfucksake...

I don't know what you don't feel like you fit in! I have found your contributions to be quite lovely. However I respect your decision. You have to do what's best for you :) Take care, PisaqLove. I'm sad we never got to meet. I wish you all the best!!! Xoxo

I am both sad at the many things that are bandied about in the media from ignorant and hurt people while I am also thankful for the may blessing that enter my life. Mementos are all about the focus!

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Honestly, I don't pay much attention to married or single, for me, it's about the PERSON who shows up at my door and what energy they bring into my oasis. Everyone has a reason for seeing an SP, something is needed or wanted. Single or married, I care about the person that shows up and their story. Everything else is part of the connection story and is written as life progresses. I appreciate the time and energy given to me, the pleasure and enjoyment, the energy. To me, it's not about the label, it's about the person.

Certainly a sexy woman with great breasts will catch my eye but lots of things about women can catch my eye.... to capture my interest and my willingness to engage I need more than just great tits. For me the beauty of a woman is very intangible.... it's that wholeness that encompasses how she acts and how she carries herself... it's her self assurance and her knowledge that she is sexy that I think makes her sexy regardless of how she looks.... Just my opinion

Well to me my (well now ex) fiancé was the most beautiful woman in the world, and definitely she wasn't busty, actually she was (hate using the phrase) but flat chested.....but she was beautiful to me. Right up to the point she got pregnant with another man's baby I had an encounter (if you want to call it that) with an escort (if you want to call her that)...beautiful, could be a swimsuit model, busty, if she walked in a bar, guys would get whiplash from turning their head. Beautiful right up to the point she stole from me.....so yes physically beautiful, but busty or not, ugly on the inside, no character A cross section of women I have had encounters with, most busty to some degree, every recommendation I have written, well they are all beautiful (search my recos for London, Toronto, Kingston, Ottawa).....every lady I recommended is beautiful, busty or not. And while more ladies than not are busty to some extreme or not, by the same token, do you think if all SP's were polled, do you think there is a higher than average amount of busty women in the SP community compared to women overall (is that making sense???) Looks get someone in the door, for me, bust size while attractive, isn't the absolute requirement for beauty, nor is it needed to get in the door so to speak But it's that inner beauty, that quality that she could show up mascara running, hair in curlers, wearing old sweats and a tshirt, and she's still beautiful, that keeps her in the door, you want her to stay, that's what matters A rambling RG

The question being do nice breasts make a woman sexy? The simple answer is Nice breasts are sexy but no, they are not what makes the woman sexy, per se. Now, I won't lie. I love, love, love breasts. Big titties, little titties, round titties, oblong titties, perky titties, saggy titties. I love em all. But true sex appeal for me goes much deeper. I've said it before, I know, but intelligence, class and that inner beauty and spark are where the sexiness come from. The outer shell, as it were, while being visually enticing and exciting is only the first part of the overall package. It catches the eye but not necessarily the brain or the libido for me. Just one man's opinion. As for your augmentation, Miss Cristy, they are spectacular but I would wager you would be just as sexy with your natural breasts. Your intelligence and obvious kind heart would make you sexy no matter what, imo. Jus sayin.

Great post, Tracie :) Well said! I guess we can easily apply this to anyone who trys to negotiate our rates... Not only to the men from the province of Québec. Because let's face it, there are hagglers everywhere, no matter where they are from or where they live. Again, thank you for your post :) Much appreciated! From a proud French Canadian woman from Montreal, Québec xox

Wow this is getting so far out of hand it is ridiculous. Lets start with the fact that despite claims to the contrary, no spa in Ottawa, licensed or not follows the regulations set out by the city. Other jurisdictions are more explicit in stating that attendants should not touch the genitals etc of the client. Nowhere in this country is it legal to get a hand-job from nude employee. Whether or not by-law and the police turn a blind eye is a different matter. So now we are talking about "conventions" and breaking house rules. That is a totally different matter. True if word got out that a spa was openly offering FS then maybe LE would scrutinize more closely, but that is merely a supposition. If you feel that being a snitch is the way to go, and you want to turn an employee into the boss then go ahead and do it. It is not something I would do. Of course the word would probably get out, and I don't think many people would trust you much any more, or ever try and be a little generous with you. If you feel uneasy about an offer, tell the person offering you and then put it out of your mind.

This one is particularity fitting for me the last 2 days " I have learned silence from the talkative, toleration from the intolerant, kindness from the unkind, yet, strange I am ungrateful to those teachers!" Khalil Gibran

Maybe the question should be reversed and say why u do not write a recco? Having been in this business for so many years I am now more incline to repeat often with a lady I like. If u write a recco every time, when you have seen a lady more than 10 times , exclusively, on a very regular basis it will appear as you are shilling since not many are that regular. At least not many talk about being that regular as they are usually not the type to brag. In addition a lady's reccos have significance if they are written by many, not just the same guy. Finally what is more important, having someone write a recco, move on to the next one on his to do list, and wirte a similar recco or having someone show his appreciation by being a regular? Its all about what u make of it!

I enjoyed talking with you as well Zorro1990 and am thankful for all the times we shared together! I am going to be back and here to talk anytime! Thinking of you P.S..... you guys are all awesome and always there for me. I appreciate you guys so much! xoxoxoxox

I can live with CFS and CBJ. I have never had a BBBJ so I don't know what I am missing there. But I could not go without daty. Even the concept of protected daty seems like - whats the point. To give up kissing - not going to happen. Practice good hygiene several times a day, and talk openly with your doctor on a regular basis. Stay educated, play safe, choose SPs and other sexual partners wisely, and decide what risks are acceptable for yourself. IMO. Final word - respect the other persons boundaries and limitations. Do not question their choices or push them where they do not want to go.

I have just realized that one of my biggest turn off is when a gentlemen contacts me to book an appt and starts talking about his Financial situation..." I would love to see you but i'm a bit tight" "money is not a problem" either its good or bad I don't want to hear it... Bianca xxx

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The four letter word that every biker hates: RAIN

And some days, it just IS. (You can tell who didn't have an appointment today, right? ;) )

I have always tolerated requests for cbj but I'd much rather perform oral without a barrier. If someone tried to tell me I'd have to give up daty or kissing I'd retire.

I only write tecommendations for those who have genuinely impressed me. If I am recommending someone to the other potential clients here, I consider my own credibility on the hook.

Herein are my notes from the strange evening with the Americans. This evening they were at a sports bar watching the Montreal - New York playoff game. I arrived shortly after 10:00 pm to pick them up. I was due at 10:00 sharp but who leaves a playoff game that is tied 1 - 1? Well, actually, two of them. Took them back to the hotel. Foreshadows of things to come. Returned to the bar. Game ends. Fourteen gents in varying states of inebriation load into the back and are ready to PAR - TAY! Mt direction is to take them back to the hotel unless they want to go somewhere else. Whatever - take care of them. I advise the group of this. The response is instantaneous. Titty Bar! Titty Bar! Titty Bar! Titty Bar! Good Lord! There is the desperation of starving baby birds in their cries of Titty Bar! We have to go "Across The River". This spoken in tones usually reserved for describing the Holiest of Holies. Titty Bar! Titty Bar! Titty Bar! We arrive at Pigales. The moment is upon us. The car is strangely silent. Reverential silence? I open the car door and stand back so I won't be trampled by a hoard of inebriated hormonal young men. No one gets out. I stick my head in and announce we're here. No one moves. Most of them are staring with great interest at the floor. One guy looks at me and asks "What's it like in there?" "Well," I reply, "There's naked women." "Is it clean in there?" "There's naked women." No one moves. Exasperated, I go to the doorman, explain I have a bunch of shy Americans on board and ask if one can come take a quick peek and report back to the others. He agrees. I relay this offer to the boys and ask who wants to take point. No one moves. "I hear there's a casino." "Yes, there's a casino." Casino! Casino! Casino! Casino! So we drive away leaving the nude flowers of Quebec womanhood unviewed, untouched. And my head hurts between shaking it and smacking it. Americans can be odd people. I know. Because I are one.

I. Hate. CLIFFHANGERS!! Gah! I can't believe I have to wait almost a whole year (probably until April 2015) to find out what happens next!! Grrr....you'd think I would know better by now....I should just wait until shows are finished their entire run before watching them lol. I am glad we'll probably be seeing more of Gillian Anderson next season though. Always been a fan of hers and she's awesome in this.

After reading this thread, I decided what the heck. I went to an Appletree clinic and talked to the doctor. She mainly wanted to know about potential blood pressure issues (and checked my blood pressure), heart problems, and allergies. I was upfront that ED medication isn't actually required for me to have an erection and it would be more supplemental (important info for determining dosage). It should also improve the odds of MSOG (didn't talk to her about that). The doctor gave me a some sample Viagra (100mg doses to be broken in half or quarters). She said I'd probably want 50mg, but I think I'll try 25mg to start and give it a bump if needed. From what I've read, I may prefer Cialis but they didn't have any samples. With my new-found courage, I think I'll talk to my GP next time I see her. Some other things I found during my research: -Some women were a bit disturbed by the thought of an erection that they "weren't responsible for." As long as it's not an overdose, ED medications don't actually cause erections, they just increase the physical manifestation of existing mental arousal (nor do they increase libido). You can assure your partner that the desire was always there but your body wasn't always cooperating. -A persistent erection is not a licence to pound away for an hour. Your partner is unlikely to enjoy or appreciate this for very long and it will get painful (first for her, eventually for you). Alternate with non-penetrative activities and communicate openly with your partner about sensations (good advice in any situation).

The keys to making encounters extraordinary is actually quite simple. First, do your homework to ensure you understand your guest's expectations then do follow thru to make it happen before he arrives to the best of your ability. The next thing is THE key... STAY IN THE MOMENT from the minute you open the door until you close it after he leaves. By staying in the moment I mean... 1. Do not allow random thoughts floating thru your head to take hold. They are clouds, just let them float thru while you focus your attention on your guest. Don't allow the "am I doing this right?", "does this angle make my stomach look fat?" or "I need to go grocery shopping as soon as he's done." to interfere with your time with your guest. This time is about the two of you together and nothing else matters at this point. There is time to process a worthy unrelated thought after he's gone. 2. See the humanity in your guest before all else. This is the part of him you want to touch deeply. He isn't a business guru, construction worker, accountant, father, brother, son when he is with you. He is simply a man, with all of the qualities that makes him strong and vulnerable at the same time. Recognize this, let him be himself with no expectations that he is anything else. The human connection is the one that he will feel and not forget. 3. Follow the bouncing ball. Watch, listen and respond to the story that his body and tone of voice tell. Words can be deceptive but the body always tells the truth. He gives you all the clues you need to make a visit spectacular, you just need to be open to seeing them; to do that you need to follow the moment and trust your intuition to decipher what he is actually needing rather than just what he thinks he wants. It's easy once you practice it a bit, like karaoke. Just watch the little red bouncing ball of "right now". 4. Remember the humanity in him first and foremost. Make a mental file on him. After he leaves, think about what you learned about the real him and file that gold away. If you connected with him, he'll be back and you then have the keys to getting him to shed to masks he wears in the outside world, allowing him to once again just be himself but more efficiently than the last time leaving more time for genuine connection. Follow these steps with every visit and before long you are the Sanctuary he seeks when the outside world is closing in on him. You are who he turns to, to forget, to reconcile, to release all of the stresses that hunt him. These may or may not be conversations of words but more often with my guests they are a ballet of touch, movement and physical expression... Remember that this interaction isn't about you, it's about the both of you. It certainly isn't all about the sex. The physical is simply a vehicle to express ourselves together; it's about releasing what is needed and renewing one's life energy so we can meet the world another day from a positive frame of mind. A man comes to us because of a physical urge but that is merely symptomatic of the underlying need for connection without negativity whether your guest realizes it or not. He never needs to understand your process but he will never forget the time he shared with you if the connection to the real him is made... This is what I think makes an experience memorable... cat

Things that will make me cranky if you contact me and do them: 1. one word texts. e.g. hi 2. using terms of endearment when we've never met. e.g. hun, sweetie, baby 3. trying to negotiate the rate after I've said it's not negotiable 4. asking if I do bareback full service 5. Via email, asking if I'm available now Things that will make me cranky in person: 1. bad breath 2. dirty hands 3. body odour 4. cheese dick (this one will get you kicked right out of my incall because it is honestly the grossest thing ever and an affront to my senses, not to mention disrespectful) 5. asking for bareback sex 6. asking for my real name 7. asking for future discounts because "you'll be my regular" 8. washing your dick in the sink and getting water everywhere. If you're that dirty, just get in the shower. 9. sucking on my clit like you're some sort of sexual vacuum cleaner. 10. talking shit and/or gossiping about other providers

Personally, booking two 15-minute sessions is better for me business-wise than one 30-minute session. Also, from what I'm told, I can offer up a damn nice sizzling hunk of steak in 15 minutes. All of the comments suggesting that quality gets compromised in favor of cheaper/shorter appointments and that SPs who offer 15-minute sessions are somehow less professional, blah blah blah...strike me as not only judgemental but also unfair. I love being an independent SP for many reasons but one of the top reasons is making my own rules. I've built my business so that it works for me and not in a way that is designed to please everyone else. It's fine to disagree with the way others do things, everyone is different, but to pass judgement and make assumptions on their character is, in my opinion, unacceptable. I've seen some mention about how impossible it is to make a "connection" in such a short time. I'm sorry if this sounds bitchy but most of the SPs I've known are in this business for the money, hence the word business. I've never actually met any who are looking for a connection. Same goes for the gentlemen who seek out our services. It has been my experience that they're mostly looking to get their jollies off. In fact, many of them are already in relationships and not seeking anything deeper than a lovely time with a woman who stimulates them physically and sometimes mentally. Those who are single seem to be looking for the same thing. If a deeper connection is found that's one thing but I can't see myself seeking it out at work. That's just my opinion and like assholes, we all have one. I just can't wrap my head around trying to form a "connection" with clients. Not saying anything against it, just that it's not something I understand. P.S. Just for the record, I don't book everyone who calls. I have a maximum number of clients I see in a day regardless of the length of time they each book. This reduces some of the possible risks to my emotional and physical well-being.

Tan lines. anyone??