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my highlight on cerb was hitting the 500 mark today, it's taken awhile but i've finally got there lol. Let's see how long the next go...lol.

Thank you for the links to those two articles. I really have to stop reading the comments though. The ignorance, hatred, venom and stupidity never fails to both gall and sadden me. We, as Canadians, shouldn't have to claw so much or scream so loud to have our basic rights and needs heard and protected or have people dismiss us as diseased victims who don't know any better. An old Chinese saying is "may you live in interesting times" We most certainly are.

I've been inspired by this bill the Government has produced, and by the amount of respect they've shown for sex workers and for the Supreme Court. I think it's only appropriate so respond in a manner that reflects equal respect for the Government and for their abolitionist cheerleaders. I think the best way to do this would be to find an old church, buy it, and convert it into a brothel... and to do all this in the blaze of as much publicity as possible. Who's in? (And really, I'm only half-joking. I don't actually have either the money or the balls to kick off that big a shitstorm, but I really wish I did.)

Just wanted to say that after being on Cerb for 4 years and meeting many SP's and MA's over the years that I have learnt a lot about the women who have chosen the is path as a career. Most of them have chosen this career because they enjoy the independence and financial freedom that it can bring. But this job is not easier. Many of them have families or kids to support. University educations that they are trying to complete. This job is demanding as it involves many hours of marketing, emailing, posting ad's answering text and PM's. Trying to get hotel, schedule appointments. The women who are most successful at this job are the one's that truly enjoy their work and like to please their clients. I've met many of these women and have truly enjoyed my time with them time and again. This can be a stressful time as they need the time to prepare the room and prepare themselves for each encounter. Some day's it can busy and other day's not. Some day's they meet some really fun gentlemen and other days, maybe some creeps. Some have been robbed, or beaten up or cheated. Sometimes there no shows or other girls that make fake appointments. This is a hard job. Sometimes it is physically demanding. They give their most intimate moments. It takes a certain kind of woman to handle the emotions and sexual activities that this job may entail. One SP, told me that it's not the physical aspect that is tiring. But the emotional aspect. To be able to pretend to enjoy themselves when they are not. She was saying that in this job she had to be the giver all the time and that most of the men were takers. Her Job was to give them pleasure and most men just used her to get as much pleasure for themselves. These women deserve more, they deserve to be treated kindly and with respect. Respect their time and their contact protocol. Be a gentlemen and be clean. Do not try to negotiate their rates, or push them for more then they are willing to offer. Give them a massage to start, make it about them in the beginning. They may have had a hard day, and appreciated a little kindness and tenderness and relaxation. Talk to them, they are people also, not just objects of your lust. Treat them well and with respect and kindness. I've been told by them, that it doesn't matter how old or what you look like. As long as you are a gentlemen and clean, you will be treated well. Remember, that they are there to make you happy and are providing a very intimate service, so you should appreciate they company they provide. If the chemistry and connection are there, you will have a great time. If the connection is real, it pays to return for repeat sessions. I have repeated many times with many of the women, and have found that each session get's better and better, as you get to know each other and are more relaxed with each other. I have had several good friendships developed over the years and have maintained them. Just wanted to say this to thank you to the women of Cerb for the fun and kindness that they have given us men over the years. I hope to meet many more of you over the next few years if I can :) Remember guys. Be a gentleman, be clean and respectful and you shall be rewarded. Oh yeah, one more thing. The woman should always cum first :)

Did you just wake up? Your starting a new thread on a subject that is well covered in the news section and general discussion are. There are so many threads I don't have enough fingers to count them all. All you have to do is look and read before getting your fingers on the keyboard. here are a few links: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=181864 http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=181863 http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=182001 http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=182018 http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=182017 http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=182024 http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=182021 http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=182105 http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=182159 http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=182173 http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=182175 And there are many more. Enjoy reading them!

Indeed... First They Came .... poem by Martin Niemöller "In Germany they came first for the Communists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Communist. Then they came for the Jews, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Jew. Then they came for the trade unionists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a trade unionist. Then they came for the Catholics, and I didn't speak up because I was a Protestant. Then they came for me, and by that time no one was left to speak up." -- by Martin Niemöller, prominent German anti-Nazi theologian and Lutheran pastor, best known as the author of the poem First they came.... Point being, regardless of whether the general public advocate for prostitution, perhaps they will become staunch advocates for our rights and freedoms governed and provided for by our Charter, which are slowly but surely being eroded by this government. Moreover, the push toward the loosening of privacy laws now underway will play right into the hands of the Conservatives, giving LE new and sweeping powers to spy on our activities online and elsewhere, which may ultimately be used against us.

When a gentleman contacts me and claims it is his first time seeking companionship (not always true) and therefore has no references, I either ask him to: - register on P411 (screening service) - send a deposit via email at a discreet business address - send a deposit, in cash, to my business P.O. box address If none of the above work for him, he is more than welcome to contact me at a later time when he does have a solid reference from another established companion.

I go with my intuition and have a conversation with them for a few minutes. I listen to their voice, the way they speak to me, the questions they ask and even if they sound sweet and charming, that warning bell can go off in my head. It's weird because I can pick up a person's energy too and I listen to my instincts all the time. Ted Bundy was sweet and charming too. Psychic abilities run in my family and as time goes by, my intuition become more well honed.

I am deeply concerned about this legislation as well. I don't believe that there will be mass enforcement and sting operations the day it is passed, but the risk level for me will still be very high. Getting "caught" would affect my personal life, my employment, my family, my volunteer positions.... everything. I'm still not sure how it will affect my choice to hobby in the long run. Likely I will take some time off and take a "wait and see" position. I don't like to use the words "forever" or "never", as perspectives can change. I will likely step back for a bit though and wait to see what exactly the fallout will be and how enforcement will be handled. Once again, the Conservatives who like to present themselves as moderates are trying to legislate morality and their own personal beliefs. It seems like they may get away with it this time. What is happening to my country?

At least, the ones you're aware of. I vaguely recall reading somewhere that the average American commits three felonies every day. I have no idea whether or not this is true, but I think the point stands: there's an awful lot of laws that we may well break because we just don't know about them.

Some good news for fans of the old Studio 2000, which ceased operations at the end of last year, after over 40 years of business in Ottawa. A new studio has opened up, called Studio Chantal. It's run by Chantal, who used to work at Studio 2000. A lot of the old talent at Studio 2000 seem to be back with her, including Angie, Anne, Mariane, and of course Chantal herself. I think there are also other new talent here, so lots to explore here. It seems to have the same cozy vibe as the old Studio 2000, updated somewhat. The only difference now is that it's located on the Quebec side of the river rather than the Ontario side. They're located in the St-Joseph area. Here's an historical thread about Studio 2000: studio 2000 - Page 4 - CERB - Canadian Escort Recommendation Board

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Hope to gain some insight. I would like to know what other ladies do when you get a new member on CERB, who is looking at booking with you who has no post history and claims to have no references? Other than a txt to prove it is a real cell, and voice call to verify it is indeed a hobbyist, or at least one that has not already been declined. Is there something else you can suggest? Feel free to PM your responds for discretion if you like.

I have a letter to my MP mostly composed. I'll post it here when it is finished. One of the things I was going to request was that she back a proposal to have the SCC take a look at the law prior to passage or, if rammed through, have the SCC suspend the law until it could be reviewed. And then guess what what I ran across: Refer prostitution bill to Supreme Court 'immediately,' NDP says and Update on Canadian Whistleblower Edgar Schmidt Yes, the articles are related. Hmm...

I don't accept anonymous contact, discussion or booking. Which includes forum handles, and emails, and chat (which is enabled on a few ad only sites, meaning that someone with a handle there will not ever have posts or a profile that can be reviewed) I feel it resolves a lot of issues. Plus when someone is told via chat, email, or pm that they need to call for the info, and that phone call never comes? tells me everything i need to know about them, i.e. they don't or won't respect the sp boundaries and/or requirements.

The road to hell as they say is, "Paved with good intentions." I have written a rather lengthy essay/letter with the intention of sending it to each of the 308 Members of Parliament. It contains some thoughts and suggestions about the recent newly introduced legislation. So let's see. First of all I cannot find a spot where I can send in one click that same email to all of the members. Therefore I can foresee having to go to 308 separate MP webpages and then copy and paste each address into my email. As I wrote earlier today on another thread, I am looking for a compiled list where one copy and paste will do. If you have one, then please let me know! Secondly, I thought that for this email it might be wise to send it under an anonymous email address. Unfortunately I really do believe in Tory vindictiveness. Off to gmail I go and figured, hey, John Smith would be a great name. :) Guess what? It is taken. So is John Smith 1 and 2 and 3 and all the way up to johnsmith 207010. Wow, there's a LOT of Johns out there! Third my intention was to send it as well to the Globe and Mail and several other newspapers as an opinion/editorial/letter to the editor. None of them will accept a document anywhere close to my 1200 words. And I thought that I was being succinct and concise! Fourth, I am a Luddite when it comes to social media - Facebook and Twitter. I haven't a clue! I may have to get with the times! Finally, in all of the approach to this legislation after the Supreme Court ruling I was not really too concerned, thinking that reason and logic would prevail. I did send off a couple of letters and dutifully filled out the public survey. I was certainly not the voice of doom and gloom. Now however, I am certainly more gloomy, as I appear to see so many here that are resigned to let them do it and then the SC will overrule it. Ten years it took for Bedford. I'm afraid that I'll be dead by then! I read today that the bill has second reading on Wednesday which tells me that they have it on the fast track. In the for what its worth department, I guess I better figure out a new gmail name and start 308 copy and pastes. Sure would like some wisdom on a better or easier way to do this. :) All suggestions welcome!

Try this link... bulk list is at bottom http://butterflystorms.blog.ca/2011/07/05/canadian-mps-email-addresses-web-pages-11431378/

Hi darling, I haven't been in the biz for long, and it's not the point here, but I have met or cummed across such wonderful ladies either live, text, or in the chat room or that other sexy ladies have told me about! Now with that damn sucking prostitution bill gentlemen U need to build your list of regulars, favorites before the end of the year hun! My own favorites, either having been with them or soon sexually or just ones so damn nice in their PMs or texts R: and ladies with whom I've talked,etc... if U don't appear here just respond back to let the gentlemen know U R hot and sexy! - MatureJen (BBBJ or FS duo partner and hell of a great lady!) - Bella Fontaine (BDSM duo partner, a gorgeous and so friendly SP!|) - Leigh Munroe (hell of a kind lady with (apparently!!) hell of great cock sucking expertise!!) - Mature Angela (haven't met her yet but so damn nice in her PMs and texts!) - Jessy Celeste from MTL but visiting Ottawa often (gorgeous beauty and oh so friendly and lovely!!) - Raven Rain (a lovely, soft and nice 38 DDD beauty U won't want to miss!!!) - Bianca Jaguar (a most stunning and hot lady from MTL but visiting Ottawa often!! -Carrie Moon (now In Niagara but travelling and such an hot and SO nice lady!!!) - BeautifulDelilah that I have to be a fantastic lady and that I believe with the few exchange we've had - Nicoletette Vaugh, Berlin, Jody Wild, Maddy, Sexxxy Rebecca, Cleo Catra, Nathalie Lefebvre, MeaghanMcleod, Fortunateone, CuteOazabutton - never met them but gentlemen so damn nice in their PMs, etc... really worth while ladies!!! I am sure I am forgetting ladies I have exchanged with somehow and honestly babes I am really so sorry but just respond to this thread saying we have so the gentlemen know how to build their list of regulars after that damn bill!!! LOVE U ALL ladies!!! And thank U for being part of my daily life somehow chéries !!!! Barbara xxxxooo Additional Comments: Forgot, among others, LuxeMuvari, Ms.Samantha and EmilyJ and I am sure others will cum up!!!

I appreciate the spirit behind your post and the time you took to write it. I certainly hope you all treat the people who serve your morning coffee, deliver your paper, clean your house, fix your car, cook your lunch, shine your shoes, serve your dinner, clean your teeth, wax your body hair, prepare your prescription, scrub your toilet, ring through your grocery purchases and dry clean your suits the exact same way. Sex work is real work and although we certainly deserve compassion, respect and consideration, we don't require it any more than any other working person you encounter during your day. It's the separation of us as "special" that often perpetuates the notion that we require "special" considerations, that we need "special" accommodations, that we simply aren't like everyone else. Well we are.

Booking was a breeze as per usual with this agency. Phone girl recognizes me as a regular so she no longer bothers with the details beyond time and length. Arrived in the apartment to be greeted by a beautiful girl, very slim with proportionate enhancements. Shower was quick and very friendly, lots of hugging and dfk and some chitchat. Moved on to the bed where after some dfk she begins with a nice vigorous bbbj, while I explored with some digits. Changed this up to prolonged 69 during which she seemed to genuinely enjoy herself. She's trimmed and clean, tastes delicious. On goes the cover and we start with very energetic CG, no laziness from this one. She reached back and massaged my balls as I sucked on her very responsive nipples. lots of DFK rhroughout. She eventually pulls me up into a sitting position where she grinds against me, tons of hugging, DFK and light scratching on my back. Seems to enjoy getting kissed and licked all over her face and neck. I couldnt wait anymore so I picked her up (she weighs nothing) and lay her on her back to finish in mish. Stayed in her after the finale for a few minutes, hugging and kissing some more. Time was up but she had me flip over for a short but enjoyable back and shoulder massage with baby oil. More DFK in the shower and at the door, 15 minutes past the end of my appointment. I dont usually repeat but she is definitely in my top 5 experiences ever, I'll be knocking at her door next week.

Hi I am coming to Ottawa next weekend and I am looking to meet a great lady for a massage, ill be out near Carp but can be mobile within reason.. Looking for recommendations for a lady with a sexy ass that likes to show it off and have it touched and squeezed.. also duo showers or hot tub is something I am interested in as well.. I have been searching adds myself but would like someone to point me in the right direction

Hello i've been noticing from time to time SP that will say "No blacks gentlemen pls" or mention that one of their restriction is black guys. My question is why are black men singled out? I have not seen any on Cerb Ottawa, but from time to time on website like backpage i'll see these. Why is that? Could some one explain, is it just plain old racism or are there a lot of bad date coming from black men. John's and SP's please enlighten me.

That is it exactly! I posted on Twitter last week that even if you want something done and do not want to see prostitution legalized (or even if you don't care) that you have to stand up against this bill because of the bigger picture. Today it's prostitution, tomorrow it might be guns, porn or basic privacy. It all starts somewhere and once started, it's a slippery slope and more difficult to stop.

The only reason I include my board handle, confirmed by PM to a lady when being screened is that some characters may want to pass themselves off as a more well known gentleman on a recommendation/review board. BTW this has happened to some CERB members here Providing my board handle, and confirming it via pm isn't instead of providing my real name, it's in addition to providing my real name (and other requested screening information) Anyhow, just thrown in for discussion A rambling RG

I prefer to toss the clothing aside and get comfortable in our own skin. ;) I'm often found distracted by my senses. A finger tip slowly tracing down your body. Long strokes and skin to skin glides... Insatiable sensual pleasures that leave us wanting more.... I strive to relieve your muscular tension, stir the senses, arouse your sensitivities and delight in the simple enjoyment that draws us to one another on a connective level. I have an abundance of energy and know how to use it! I'm Located in a private and upscale residence in the west end for your discreet enjoyment. My schedule this week: Thur: 8:00am-2:30pm My recommendations: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthr...t=sensual+erin Please send an email to [email protected] or by pm. I reply to all inquiries and look forward to hearing from you! Yours, Erin xoxo

a little story about Tom.... During the course of his life Tom has had some issues with purple skinned people. He was once robbed by a purple skinned person and then many years later he was assaulted by a purple skinned person. Although Tom realizes that not all purple skinned people are bad he can't help but treat them differently and is more careful with them. Tom is free to think and live his life as he likes but... Tom is racist Here is a part of the racism definition. Note the last line. Racism consists of both prejudice and discrimination based in social perceptions of biological differences between peoples. It often takes the form of social actions, practices or beliefs, or political systems that consider different races to be ranked as inherently superior or inferior to each other, based on presumed shared inheritable traits, abilities, or qualities. It may also hold that members of different races should be treated differently.[1][2][3]

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Congratulations Conquistador.... keep the posts coming

Thor: The Dark World (2013) A pretty good action movie. Lot's of good special effects.

I'm glad that most of you feel the same way. I'm not saying they deserve more respect then others. I just wanted to point out what I've learnt about the women I've met in the last 4 years. And to make sure that the other guys appreciate the women that please us as much as I do. Some men don't think about the other woman's life and just use them for their own pleasure.

John carter. Third time. Loved the book - princess of Mars by Edgar r burrows but the movie wowed me

I do suspect that RoamingGuy is likely correct about the underfunded nature of this initiative. If passed, LE would most likely go for the low hanging fruit, because it's all they could afford to go after. They'd get one of their officers to pose as a prostitute and post an ad on some ad list page, then bust a bunch of guys who respond. They'd get their headlines, boasting that they had busted 50 perverts in a week or whatever. Then they'd probably ease off, and strike every now and then when they don't have anything better to do. But just because the risk is low, doesn't mean the consequences aren't high. I think it is fair for clients to evaluate the potential risk to their marriages and careers. An arrest, even without a conviction, could still be quite disastrous for many men here's lives. As for me, I follow the laws of the land even if I don't agree with them. I do, in fact, spend a lot of time in Sweden, during which time I obey their laws and do not have sex with prostitutes.

I offer a full body deep tissue massage to help you relax and de-stress from your week. Of course a body slide will help get your attention, make the blood start to flow. A light touch to help awaken the senses.... Does this sound good so far? You can come and help me play out the rest of the story.... Other services offered: Foot fetish Showers Duos Couples Reverse massage I'm a curvy, blue eyed, tattooed gal who loves the touch of a sexy man. I love teasing and hearing the sounds of pleasure. Come and be part of my fun. My schedule for the week of June 9st Monday June 9 9:00AM to 10:00PM Tuesday June 10 9:00AM to 4:00PM Wednesday June 11 9:00AM to 4:00PM Thursday June 12 3:30PM to 11:00PM I'm at Angels Touch today from 9:00AM to 4:00PM, call 613-274-7073, email [email protected] or pm me to book.

I agree with you guys. From my experience, some gents like to spend me a pic when they contact me for the first time, and although it is not necessary, I appreciate the thought. I like to have an idea of who I'm going to meet and it's a good way to make both parties more comfortable. And like PistolPete said, it shows trust, honesty and friendship. This said, It can also be a great way to build up physical tension and spice up things.... If there's chemistry and once trust is established, I like to find ways to build up sexual tension before our encounter... So, when done properly, I'm open to things like sexting & receiving pics. Sometimes it makes me smile, sometimes it can be a turn on, especially if we are exchanging about our fantasies/turn ons at the same time. I guess I like to be adventurous and I'm always looking for ways to be naughty lol ;-). Kisses!

I don't plan on changing my ways...lol... i have been a pervert for the first 54 years of my life why change... it's fun and I'm good at it. lololol. As for hopes and expectations being different...you are right.... most of the things I have expectations about tend to happen.... however if all my "hopes" came true I would be dead in a year from pures sexual exhaustion... lol.

http://www.macleans.ca/politics/is-the-proposed-prostitution-law-constitutional/

Actually yes, this used to be code, either HH ( half service ) or hour was ( full services). And Yes as INDY you may post an ad, BUT....by advertising anything that is " sexual service" IE: GFE/PSE etc, would also incriminate your clientele. Merely responding to a " sexual ad" can be seen as " communication with the purpose of" .... so as I have stated many times, as long as our ads and enquiries are for time only, there is no case to build upon.

This sounds just like the old days except for the texting part. LOL! When I first started as an SP, the ladies did NOT speak about sexual services on the phone ( acronyms did not exist), no one negotiated, there was none of this 15 minute b.s. or "How much for just a bj?" The client paid the rate for "time and companionship" which was reiterated over and over to each client. The client anticipated a good time. If they didn't, they never called back to repeat with that particular SP. The lady showed up, she didn't touch the envelope until some sort of sexual advance was made by either her or the client. That's how you knew neither was LE. The laws were consdiered a grey area back then and during this time in Ottawa, incalls were not a popular choice among SPs. If they did offer them, it was with established regulars. As years passed, SPs and clients alike became more courageous because they knew LE weren't enforcing the laws if you kept your head down and flew under the radar. The industry changed and kept evolving and business carried on. This is how it was always done in the early days ( before the internet and when the internet was in its infancy with escort industry sites) and this is the way it will have to be done again. If certain laws are passed especially regarding bawdy houses and making sure no one under the age of 18 is or could be present, the question will be how far LE will go to enforce such laws if passed? Will they have the budget to do it? It will be interesting to see how it plays out and how far they will go to prosecute. As Forunateone pointed out, they will go after the easiest targets and that's sexworkers who are on the streets.

http://www.parl.gc.ca/LEGISinfo/Faq....E&Mode=1#ID0EQ

Ohhhh Jason.... Here is my suggestion..... IF IF the bill passes ? Go live the lifestyle and get fucked anyways ! Everyone's doing it !! Just adapt to change :) !!! If you want to be boring and miss the good things in life ....get into politics..........

The bill needs to pass through several steps in the House of Commons, then again more steps in the Senate. No need for disaster planning just yet ;)

This bill is so poor that deep down we all know it will fizzle out...eventually. Until that point it will be hanging over our heads and creating drama and angst and THAT is what it boils down to. It is THAT concept that I think everyone is upset about even if they haven't acknowledged it yet. It's more fighting and trying to get a voice heard. It's trying to convince people who won't listen that we are people who should have the same rights as anyone, that we matter. We are NOT all victims, some have chosen this. We make things safer for ourselves and those we share this industry with because no one seems to want to do it for us. Our government is trying to take away our safety, our livelihood and most importantly our voice. It IS politics, politics forsaking a large group of people and using them as a patsy for someone else's agenda. Even if it gets thrown out entirely, beaten down etc. It will be creating negativity and drama in our lives for the foreseeable future. It will impact our lives and our businesses and those of our clients. It will impact our society and the way we are perceived in the world. It will raise angry voices until the end, voices that are fighting on both sides for justice and to be heard. THAT is the reality of this legislature. What happens in the end matters but it's all the stuff between now and then that will have the greatest impact.

Thanks for the mention Gntlmn It is true that I have what are commonly call "meat curtains" It's more to love!

It's been almost a couple years since I met my first companion, and though I only get the occasional chance to enjoy the company of one of the lovely ladies hereabouts, I feel like I've learned a lot in that time. I still remember how nervous I was contacting my first provider... I'm sure I made a few rookie mistakes... Luckily she was very welcoming and understanding... And my initial stunned shock... Soon enough gave way to pure bliss... And by the end I had been made to feel like a champion... So thank you to that first lady, and to those incredible ladies I've had the pleasure of meeting since, and to any whose company I may someday get the opportunity to share. Because though I may still sometimes feel pretty shy, the memories and anticipation you create leave me a bit more...well...animated. :) ........... So, anyone else have a story? Or (to have fun and keep it simple), anyone have that one image or gif that sums up how Cerb and the people you meet here make you feel?

I had a delicious dinner tonight at Turtle Jacks Mississauga. I ate every morsel. When the server came to clear my plate she asked how my meal was and I responded ... "ya that was awful!" She could see I pretty much licked my plate. I'm pretty sure I didn't offend her :D And I'm 100% sure my comment had nothing to do with my self esteem.. or trying to make myself feel better :) I'm harmlessly sarcastic all the time! People better not start taking me seriously or I'm in big trouble lmfao ....

I had the pleasure of watching the 3D version of X-Men: Days of Future Past. I'll say one thing for the different Marvel franchises, they have really good writing. The story was complex and as layered as any time travel could be expected to be, yet it retained the basic humanity that is the center of the X-Men films. Lots of great action, humour, and even friggen Tyrion Lannister as the bad guy! If you are a fan - don't walk, run to this movie. If you just want action and adventure and would like to see a nearly naked Jennifer Lawrence then this movie is for you too. If you want deep character development, romance and sophistication, then rent the last season of Downton Abby.

Glad to see you were able to see a distinction between the two. But I still have to disagree with you that sarcasm is ONLY meant to "put down" others. I will give you two concrete examples (should have done that in my original post. It might have helped provide a clearer understanding): 1. My sister and I have a very close relationship. She is more than a sister to me. She is also a best friend. One day, we were cooking at her house and she asked me to take out the milk from the fridge. I grab the milk and, what do you know, the container slipped through my fingers and it spilled all over the floor. Instead of getting mad and annoyed, she used sarcasm to make a joke. She said: "Nice job! I couldn't have done a better job myself!". She gave me a wink and started laughing. Instead of me getting upset and hurt (seems to be the appropriate reaction to sarcasm, according to you), believe it or not, I laughed with her. We finally cleaned up, finished cooking and shared a great meal together and that was the end of it. My feelings weren't hurt and there was absolutely NO ill intentions with her words. It was all in good fun. 2. An example related to this industry... A genleman and I were in bed talking and enjoying a glass of nice champagne. I asked him if he would like me to refill his glass. He says "yes, of course" so I grabbed the bottle sitting in the ice bucket from the night stand. I filled up his glass half way and then did mine. While filling up mine, by accident, the gentleman "hit" my arm and champagne spilled on me. It's at that point he decided to use a sarcastic comment: "Ahhhhh, Gabby, you are so clumsy. What am I going to do with you. I guess I'm going to have to help you fix this mess and lick it off your body". My gentleman had a huge smile and grin on his face and started laughing. Again, was I supposed to get upset at his comment and take it in a way that was the opposite of his intention because his used sarcasm??? I have a great sense of humor. I don't take myself too seriously neither do I take others too seriously all the time. I think taking the blinders off, being able to see multiple sides of something, keeping an open-minded about possibilities, etc. is a choice and way of life. It might be more difficult at times but, in the end, well worth it, at least for me. Life is not always so black or white; it holds many shades of greys in between.

Hello Guys, I offer Nuru and will be able to offer this service in 2weeks!! I am currently in Winnipeg and new to CERB. I am not new to the industry. I was trained in Toronto. Contact me if you are interested or curious to find out more. Thanks, Miss Leesha

I agree...this place is one of the best ones in the city for great service and attitude. Leanne & Christine are great ( havent seen Tywal ) ...if you want to relax with a great massage and beautiful girl, I highly recommend this place....and without FS.....dont go expecting anything but a great massage, as fs is NOT on the menu , but you will leave relaxed and happy. Just my 2c worth