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To all the dads on the site HAPPY FATHERS DAY! Enjoy your day! You deserve it

I too lost my father 2 years ago and not a day goes by that I don't think about him. I miss him so much. Happy Father's Day to all the cerb fathers out there!! Xo

Often in life we confuse the things that are happening to us and around us with what is really important... we seek out distractions because life is hard and I know from personal experience that there is really nothing in life that is harder than being a parent.... however no matter how Hard being a dad is there is also nothing in life life that you can do that is more important. Biology allows pretty much anyone to become a father and perhaps that is one of nature's biggest flaws .... genetics, for better or worse, passes along the building blocks of life to another human. The X and Y chromosomes that we as parents contribute provide the DNA that will determine all the biological factors of this new person ... simple things like eye and hair color and more significant things like inherited genetic predispositions for medical condition. Right from the moment of conception the DNA that we contribute is silently determining if we have been a good father. Once the child is born pretty much every decision we make.... will have an impact on the life of our children... biology may enable us to be a parent but it cannot prepare you to be a father.... conception and birth cast you into the role that ready or not means you become responsible for someone else's life and all too often we learn that role on the fly.... there is no Beta test... no dry run...if we fuck up, and we all to often do, we do it real time in someone else's life. The role is all to often to much for many of us, especially men, who way to often make decisions that limit or remove themselves from the lives of their children... decision that are made in the moment but that have long term impacts both for the child who grows up with an absent dad and for the dad who may not realize the loss that will be in their life until they are much older and they regret the choices they have made. I know I'm painting a pretty gloomy picture.... who in their right mind would sign up for this grief.... well I would.... Being a dad has brought me the greatest joy in my life and also the most pain....but it has been the most significant thing I have ever and will ever do. I'm 54 now with close to 30 years of experience as a dad....I look back every day at my failing as a dad... at the things I have fucked up and at the impacts I have had on my children and I am amazed that my children are as amazing as they are in spite of me being their father... in many ways I know they have deserved better and I wish with all my heart I could have been... that I could have been better at protecting them and loving them. But alas they have been stuck with me. So on Father's Day rather than be thanked by my children I want to tell them how lucky I feel to be their Dad and to tell them that I know I have not always been there when they needed me the most but that....I love them more than life and will continue to be the best dad I can for them because they are Amazing and I can't believe how lucky I am to be their Dad.

Personally, I love to write about sex and talk about sex however this is one of those questions that to me, is more about the titillation than the actual pleasure. I enjoy such a variety of sensations that vary depending on the day of the week and the person I'm with. I don't always like the same speed, pressure, laps or licks. I also find that everyone has something special they bring to the table so it really IS about connection and chemistry. You can direct 5 people to do the same motion and they will all interpret it differently. I've been blown away by what someone has done and found myself craving it afterwards (both with and without orgasm). Pussy licking is about enthusiasm, cues, enjoyment and going with the flow, the same as cock sucking. Give yourself over to the moment, be fully present and pay attention to your partners cues, give and take but most of all ENJOY!

Personally, this is a topic that should be discussed in private between two people face to face. While you may think this is a great idea, someone will read this post religiously and try all listed on their next date - which is a recipe for disaster. No matter what I like and enjoy behind closed doors - chemistry is key for intimacy and if we don't click no matter what you try WONT work. AS well what works for one does not work for or with all.

Stumbled across this today. Not current news, but an interesting read RG http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-watch/wp/2014/03/27/lies-damned-lies-and-sex-work-statistics/

Oh dear. This makes me think of what to me now is a rather funny story but originally, not so much! I was married to the same woman for almost 40 years and luckily as the years went by sex became better and better all the time. I know,I know,I was really lucky! Anyway, it got to the point where I could make her orgasm fast, like really fast, and stronger and stronger all the time. Well, I figured that I had it all worked out, nothing to this, but it sure was fun. Then, after she was was gone and I saw my first few ladies on Cerb I walked into those encounters thinking that well, maybe I wasn't God's gift to women, but at least that, "OK she's going to have a REALLY good time." Like wow, really confident. Ah, nope. Not the case. Ain't true. Wasn't true. And sure as hell still isn't true! It was and still is the fact that what worked for my wife was not the same as what works for someone else. I was actually pretty depressed about it at first. Now I am sort of a slow learner I guess because it took me a while to figure this little fact out. Every woman is different. They will each have their own little buttons here, or places there,or touches around, or kisses in a certain way that is what works for them individually. So I guess the answer is that it comes with personal experience between two individuals. But now I just accept that it is really fun to practice and learn, and sometimes I even get it right!

Well I lost dad a year ago June 13, 2013 to cancer, but a friend wished me Happy Father's Day this morning...my cat being my child And my child so appreciative of his dad, he wanted me to feed him LOL Happy Father's Day everyone RG

Two annoying experiences today, that's it. I'm buying everything online now. 1: go to Best Buy to get a grad present for my friend's kid. She wants an iPad, great, they got them. Ask sales clerk to get one out of the locked cabinet. Then it goes crappy. "Have you heard about our protection plan?" Oh jeez not this BS again. I tell the kid I'm not interested and I just want the tablet please. No way. He launches into a spiel about how he is "not on commission"...as if that is supposed to make him seem more sincere. then tells me how great the plan is. I repeatedly tell him I am NOT INTERESTED but he keeps going. I try telling him my Visa card provides all the same benefits, I know protection plans are a scam and a moneymaker. I argue for at least ten minutes. Nothing gets through to him. Since he isn't listening to me I ask to see his supervisor. Who them starts the exact same crap all over again. He blatantly LIES about Visa coverage. So I have now been waiting over fifteen minutes for them to get the tablet out of the case and let me buy it. Patience is done. "Are you going to give me that tablet or not?" The kid smiles "I'm not going to let you buy it without a plan!" As if he is worried about my sanity. I leave, without the tablet. And am NEVER setting foot in Best Buy or Future Shop again. Round 2: Chapters Go for a Starbucks and browse books cause I am now in a foul mood. Find book I want, go to register. "Do you have a membership"...no I don't want one..."You get 15% off blah blah blah"...well why don't you skip the memberships and charge less? "It's so we can serve you better"....sure by data mining and selling my info. Screw that. No more Chapters/Indigo either, everything I want is on torrent for free or EBay for cheap. I used to like shopping but both of them literally drove me out of the store. And stores whine about poor sales. Fuck them.

Well I suppose if your into writing and talking about how you like your experience, then post it and chat about it, otherwise ...just wait till your face to face and chat. I for one enjoyed writing how I like to experience that, and I suppose the OP was curious to read about it. I found it fun and sexy thread myself! I have often asked my partners how they like certain things, it is just interesting to see how each person is different and yet alike:) Afterall, do we not ask questions and post to get to know each other?

You should not have to ask, you should go with the flow or she should direct you - pretty plain and simple.

May your Fathers Day be amazing....

Thanks Fishstick. Father's Day is a day of reflection of what it took to make you a Dad. All the care, worries, recitals, sports, driving lessons, piano lessons, singing lessons, swimming lessons, teacher interviews, story telling, book reading, vacations, biking, dog walking, cuddling, conversations, arguments, consoling, prompting, stupid & fun stuff....Dad's are always guilty of something. Kids remember all the weird shit we did to them. It's called damaging your child's upbringing. At the same time, your kid probably remembers your good points - vaguely....maybe. Meh, just gimme a beer & I'll cut the lawn....again. I think I'll hide-out in the garage. Enjoy the day. It won't come again for another year.

Thanks Fishstick!!! I heard from offspring number one already... offspring number two will probably remember at 11:50 tomorrow night...... To all of you fathers and lovers of fathers.... have a great day!!!!

I am a huge sports fan and for me, THE sport is football. The CFL preseason has started and the first league game is being held on June 26th. As always I am excited about the kick-off to the season but more so this year because of the return of Ottawa to the league. A couple of years ago I spent a few days in Ottawa and while biking around the Rideau Canal I quite unexpectedly came upon Lansdowne Park. The mere sight brought back so many memories - Russ Jackson, Ronnie Stewart, Whit Tucker and all of those incredible games against Ron Lancaster and his Roughriders. In three of the last four seasons Moncton has hosted a CFL game, sold them all out and I was at them all. There is renewed talk of an Atlantic team to be based out of Halifax or Moncton and if and when they do put that together then I will be in line to be the first season ticket holder. This morning I looked at the Ottawa home schedule, thinking of a multi purpose visit of course, and when I selected the buy ticket option I was terribly impressed with the number of tickets that are already sold for this seasons games. My reaction is easy. "Good for you Ottawa." Many of us on the East coast are very jealous that your team is able to return while we still wait. There are so many Cerb members from Ottawa and surrounding vicinity that I write this hoping that all of you will support the Redblacks and the CFL overall. It is an iconic Canadian tradition. You have a chance now to build your own memories. Congratulations on having your team back this year. I am quite confident that I shall see you at a game this season and if I book two tickets I would love to have someone accompany me. :)

Anybody watching the world cup? Are you cheering for a particular team? Lots of games on today, 4 in total... Excited about seeing Italy v England, should be a good match. Shocking game yesterday with Spain v Holland, did not except that... Especially the spanking lol. What's your predictions for the final? ... Or do you have no interest at all... Keep this thread for discussion.

Faking is, unfortunately, a strategic part of the game and seems to me to become increasingly a part. It's often called "diving" when a player with the ball will fall with little or no contact and will then vet very dramatic rolling around and clutching the appropriate body part. It's illegal. But whether it's called as a foul will depend on the referee's interpretation and culturally there seems to be a greater tolerance for it in Latin countries.

If you have to ask.....you're doing it wrong. Peace MG

If you do it behind closed doors you'll get one opinion. I for one would love to hear from as many women as possible, it's a learning experience. Knowing of course just because one woman likes a certain thing doesn't mean all women like it. But if I learn a few new tricks it's only going to help me in the future.

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I can aee them :) ( hey, wait a minute... is this some clever marketing ploy to get us to go to your profile...)

Sending my Angel in heaven a Happy Fathers Day I love you daddy xo And a big Fathers Day hug to all you wonderful gentlemen here on cerb ..have a wonderful day xo

Being a dad is awesome, my little girl woke me up this morning to have a treasure hunt to find my present... She made me homemade BBQ sauce. It was already an amazing father's day because I woke up and had her with me, now I have BBQ sauce... Just makes everything better. Happy fathers day guys

Some of us have always been right here the whole time.

Chanel, I would start with a lot of physical self exploration alone (when you are in a relaxed mood and feeling horny ;)). Learn to know your body and what excites you the most (soft or hard, slow or fast touches (clitorial and/or vaginal and/or anal) and the different combinations), etc... Just let yourself go (mentally and physically) and enjoy the moment. You might not be able to orgasm at first but I bet practice makes perfect ;) It will be that much easier when sharing intimate moments wih a partner and guiding him towards your pleasure. Good luck and have fun :)

Hello Cerb..!! I would like to have your opinion about a subject that I would like to share with you for a long moment. I know that a similar thread has been do in another forum from another province but I thought it was important to make one for Ottawa. I have been solicited, Im sure Im not the only one, for ''only this service'' and not being offered the respect for my time or sessions. As well, the fact of underpricing, cutting price for these '' onlys''. There's a lot of users who asked me ''Whats your rate only for a BJ'' or ''I want one hour but not intercourse...'' Maybe Im wrong, but I dont see a difference between having intercourse or not in my session. So, what happen to our time?? Why ''just'' a BJ doesnt worth the same thing than intercourse ???? Probably some girls offering a '' BJ price '' and I respect that but some users have to respect girls who doesnt. I think that we are not offering ''just this'' or ''that service'' but a COMPLETE service even if you are SP or MA. Should we reduce our rates but start to ask extra for everything?? If you want to kiss here, its +x$... if you want to touch here its +x$... sounds ridiculous no? I think its the same thing for us when we are solicited like this. Maybe Im wrong, so that is why I asked for you opinion and I think we need to talk about it if we want to inform new users. Ps: Sorry For my english..... ;)

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Then I'm not sure what you meant here.

I will be going to a couple of games this year for sure! Used to love going to Rough Riders games back in the 70's and 80's when I was a kid coming over here to visit my Dad's family. The Redblacks have a decent team put together, have good ownership this time and a lot of people I speak to are very excited for the new stadium. I think the team is in very good shape for years to come.

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Once I spend a sober day with the spawned and my own spawner, I'll see what kind of trouble a bottle or two of wine can get me into this Sunday evening. I have a certain club in mind where I'm sure I'll get some late night congratulations from the ladies. I think I'll be buying a few rounds of Fireball tonight. Bad Dad. :P

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Tomorrow is Father's Day, and I am excited to tell you about my father. Acadian French family, this man worked hard all his life! Left school in grade 3!! Nobody thought he would ever make it in life. They said " you have retardation, you can not have kids or they can be retarded too, you will not be able to work other then farm work" ( yes that is the language they used!) Off to the farm her went! Slaving over hay bundles, mucking out cow barns, doing whatever they asked of him. He remained there for many years, his family thought this was the best for him, as they did this in his day. He lived a miserable life on that farm, abused and neglected:( Spring forward to adulthood. He met my Mother, was love at first sight. They ran away, hopping trains all the way west. Came back east with my sister and married. He began a job with Canada Post, then later DND. He also ran 2 business, Carpet cleaning and commercial cleaning, ran a staff too! For a man who "was not suppose to make it life and retarded" he raised 3 daughters, worked everyday of his life to provide. Has a heart of gold and is a gentle as a kitten to those around him. Uneducated and illiterate. Some may say success is having comfortable and thick bank account. I say his success is exceeding beyond anything that others thought, always kept his pride, never a day with out a job ( still working BTW 66 yrs), and has the respect of all his daughters. He is my best friend, my hero and the one I call Dad!

Yes that sounds like a great idea Jessica. Thanks

A few weeks notice of visits using a mailing list is always appreciated. While not completely personal, it is more personal than using a board. Also, advertising in advance on a board can so easily be lost in the multitudes of advertisements that follow. Besides, it is always a pleasant surprise to receive an email about the good things to come rather than a bill or junk.

Really looking forward to the England Italy game this evening should be a great game to watch.

Would work for me... i don't gave a problem with receiving emails or texts from ladies I have met and we have agreed to do so. Frankly anything that would let me know the availability of ladies I like to see would be wonderful.

Sorry to hear that.... death is never easy.... i will keep you in my thoughts

I would prefer them as I'm not always on here and could miss someone if they are coming to town.

Yes, she has posted ad in NB announcements:)

I think it's a great tool, and does really simplify getting the word out to their client. This can't be considered spam because as it's really up to the guys to make the choice to sign up for the updates.

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Not sure if this has been posted BUT it is important. This is the actual process of how a bill becomes law in Canada. http://www.parl.gc.ca/About/House/compendium/web-content/c_g_legislativeprocess-e.htm So when you are fretting about Bill SeeDirtySex (C36) remember what was tabled on Wednesday is like a piece of cloth before it gets tailored into a suit. IT IS NOT THE FINAL PRODUCT. An all party committee will scrutinize the living shit out of the current bill. You can bet that more than one member will PUBLICLY suggest that the bill is absolutely contrary to the SCC decision and will suggest sending the bill or parts thereof to the SCC as a series of test questions. You know how the SCC has ruled - in unanimity. What can you do in the interim? Contact your MP. Demand a written response. Organize. Organize. Organize. If you are a part of a SW organization, enlist the support of human rights organizations. Have THEM speak on your behalf in concert with your own voice. Find SW friendly artists, authors, educators and other persons of note to advocate for you. Get Elizabeth May on board. Get the NDP on board. Get the Liberals on board. Don't get sidetracked on side issues. No tangents. You want to gain support NOT alienate. This bill affects both sexes. In the resounding words of Pierre Elliot Trudeau - "There's no place for the state in the bedrooms of the nation." That was nearly 50 years ago. Let's NOT go backwards. Just some food for thought.

Gents there is a phone number posted on this ad . Why not call and ask the correct questions ? Even better stick with a recommended Cerb lady . I am not trying to say Cerb ladies are the only answers to your prayers . However as some one that does not have the opportunity to be on here as much as I should I continuously see questions about this lady or that one from another site . Guys you already have a really good idea about most of the ladies on here and if you don't I bet its pretty easy to find out via PM. It always astounds me to see you novice and senior hobbyists questioning ladies from other sites and they are sometimes sketchy with quite a low donation . More than many times I see that gents have been burned and disappointed with the time spent with these bargains. Gee on a larger scale when I was younger and wanted to travel to exotic destinations I " dreamed of a less expensive place and hoped I'd have a wonderful vacation. Alas it was usually a pipe dream. Now I book only high quality and proven resorts . These past few years have been my best vacations . I expect quality and I pay for quality . Some how I have not been able to find a " cheap bargain " Food for thought!

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