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To all the dads on the site HAPPY FATHERS DAY! Enjoy your day! You deserve it

I too lost my father 2 years ago and not a day goes by that I don't think about him. I miss him so much. Happy Father's Day to all the cerb fathers out there!! Xo

Often in life we confuse the things that are happening to us and around us with what is really important... we seek out distractions because life is hard and I know from personal experience that there is really nothing in life that is harder than being a parent.... however no matter how Hard being a dad is there is also nothing in life life that you can do that is more important. Biology allows pretty much anyone to become a father and perhaps that is one of nature's biggest flaws .... genetics, for better or worse, passes along the building blocks of life to another human. The X and Y chromosomes that we as parents contribute provide the DNA that will determine all the biological factors of this new person ... simple things like eye and hair color and more significant things like inherited genetic predispositions for medical condition. Right from the moment of conception the DNA that we contribute is silently determining if we have been a good father. Once the child is born pretty much every decision we make.... will have an impact on the life of our children... biology may enable us to be a parent but it cannot prepare you to be a father.... conception and birth cast you into the role that ready or not means you become responsible for someone else's life and all too often we learn that role on the fly.... there is no Beta test... no dry run...if we fuck up, and we all to often do, we do it real time in someone else's life. The role is all to often to much for many of us, especially men, who way to often make decisions that limit or remove themselves from the lives of their children... decision that are made in the moment but that have long term impacts both for the child who grows up with an absent dad and for the dad who may not realize the loss that will be in their life until they are much older and they regret the choices they have made. I know I'm painting a pretty gloomy picture.... who in their right mind would sign up for this grief.... well I would.... Being a dad has brought me the greatest joy in my life and also the most pain....but it has been the most significant thing I have ever and will ever do. I'm 54 now with close to 30 years of experience as a dad....I look back every day at my failing as a dad... at the things I have fucked up and at the impacts I have had on my children and I am amazed that my children are as amazing as they are in spite of me being their father... in many ways I know they have deserved better and I wish with all my heart I could have been... that I could have been better at protecting them and loving them. But alas they have been stuck with me. So on Father's Day rather than be thanked by my children I want to tell them how lucky I feel to be their Dad and to tell them that I know I have not always been there when they needed me the most but that....I love them more than life and will continue to be the best dad I can for them because they are Amazing and I can't believe how lucky I am to be their Dad.

Personally, I love to write about sex and talk about sex however this is one of those questions that to me, is more about the titillation than the actual pleasure. I enjoy such a variety of sensations that vary depending on the day of the week and the person I'm with. I don't always like the same speed, pressure, laps or licks. I also find that everyone has something special they bring to the table so it really IS about connection and chemistry. You can direct 5 people to do the same motion and they will all interpret it differently. I've been blown away by what someone has done and found myself craving it afterwards (both with and without orgasm). Pussy licking is about enthusiasm, cues, enjoyment and going with the flow, the same as cock sucking. Give yourself over to the moment, be fully present and pay attention to your partners cues, give and take but most of all ENJOY!

Personally, this is a topic that should be discussed in private between two people face to face. While you may think this is a great idea, someone will read this post religiously and try all listed on their next date - which is a recipe for disaster. No matter what I like and enjoy behind closed doors - chemistry is key for intimacy and if we don't click no matter what you try WONT work. AS well what works for one does not work for or with all.

Stumbled across this today. Not current news, but an interesting read RG http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-watch/wp/2014/03/27/lies-damned-lies-and-sex-work-statistics/

Oh dear. This makes me think of what to me now is a rather funny story but originally, not so much! I was married to the same woman for almost 40 years and luckily as the years went by sex became better and better all the time. I know,I know,I was really lucky! Anyway, it got to the point where I could make her orgasm fast, like really fast, and stronger and stronger all the time. Well, I figured that I had it all worked out, nothing to this, but it sure was fun. Then, after she was was gone and I saw my first few ladies on Cerb I walked into those encounters thinking that well, maybe I wasn't God's gift to women, but at least that, "OK she's going to have a REALLY good time." Like wow, really confident. Ah, nope. Not the case. Ain't true. Wasn't true. And sure as hell still isn't true! It was and still is the fact that what worked for my wife was not the same as what works for someone else. I was actually pretty depressed about it at first. Now I am sort of a slow learner I guess because it took me a while to figure this little fact out. Every woman is different. They will each have their own little buttons here, or places there,or touches around, or kisses in a certain way that is what works for them individually. So I guess the answer is that it comes with personal experience between two individuals. But now I just accept that it is really fun to practice and learn, and sometimes I even get it right!

Well I lost dad a year ago June 13, 2013 to cancer, but a friend wished me Happy Father's Day this morning...my cat being my child And my child so appreciative of his dad, he wanted me to feed him LOL Happy Father's Day everyone RG

Two annoying experiences today, that's it. I'm buying everything online now. 1: go to Best Buy to get a grad present for my friend's kid. She wants an iPad, great, they got them. Ask sales clerk to get one out of the locked cabinet. Then it goes crappy. "Have you heard about our protection plan?" Oh jeez not this BS again. I tell the kid I'm not interested and I just want the tablet please. No way. He launches into a spiel about how he is "not on commission"...as if that is supposed to make him seem more sincere. then tells me how great the plan is. I repeatedly tell him I am NOT INTERESTED but he keeps going. I try telling him my Visa card provides all the same benefits, I know protection plans are a scam and a moneymaker. I argue for at least ten minutes. Nothing gets through to him. Since he isn't listening to me I ask to see his supervisor. Who them starts the exact same crap all over again. He blatantly LIES about Visa coverage. So I have now been waiting over fifteen minutes for them to get the tablet out of the case and let me buy it. Patience is done. "Are you going to give me that tablet or not?" The kid smiles "I'm not going to let you buy it without a plan!" As if he is worried about my sanity. I leave, without the tablet. And am NEVER setting foot in Best Buy or Future Shop again. Round 2: Chapters Go for a Starbucks and browse books cause I am now in a foul mood. Find book I want, go to register. "Do you have a membership"...no I don't want one..."You get 15% off blah blah blah"...well why don't you skip the memberships and charge less? "It's so we can serve you better"....sure by data mining and selling my info. Screw that. No more Chapters/Indigo either, everything I want is on torrent for free or EBay for cheap. I used to like shopping but both of them literally drove me out of the store. And stores whine about poor sales. Fuck them.

Well I suppose if your into writing and talking about how you like your experience, then post it and chat about it, otherwise ...just wait till your face to face and chat. I for one enjoyed writing how I like to experience that, and I suppose the OP was curious to read about it. I found it fun and sexy thread myself! I have often asked my partners how they like certain things, it is just interesting to see how each person is different and yet alike:) Afterall, do we not ask questions and post to get to know each other?

You should not have to ask, you should go with the flow or she should direct you - pretty plain and simple.

May your Fathers Day be amazing....

Thanks Fishstick. Father's Day is a day of reflection of what it took to make you a Dad. All the care, worries, recitals, sports, driving lessons, piano lessons, singing lessons, swimming lessons, teacher interviews, story telling, book reading, vacations, biking, dog walking, cuddling, conversations, arguments, consoling, prompting, stupid & fun stuff....Dad's are always guilty of something. Kids remember all the weird shit we did to them. It's called damaging your child's upbringing. At the same time, your kid probably remembers your good points - vaguely....maybe. Meh, just gimme a beer & I'll cut the lawn....again. I think I'll hide-out in the garage. Enjoy the day. It won't come again for another year.

Thanks Fishstick!!! I heard from offspring number one already... offspring number two will probably remember at 11:50 tomorrow night...... To all of you fathers and lovers of fathers.... have a great day!!!!

I am a huge sports fan and for me, THE sport is football. The CFL preseason has started and the first league game is being held on June 26th. As always I am excited about the kick-off to the season but more so this year because of the return of Ottawa to the league. A couple of years ago I spent a few days in Ottawa and while biking around the Rideau Canal I quite unexpectedly came upon Lansdowne Park. The mere sight brought back so many memories - Russ Jackson, Ronnie Stewart, Whit Tucker and all of those incredible games against Ron Lancaster and his Roughriders. In three of the last four seasons Moncton has hosted a CFL game, sold them all out and I was at them all. There is renewed talk of an Atlantic team to be based out of Halifax or Moncton and if and when they do put that together then I will be in line to be the first season ticket holder. This morning I looked at the Ottawa home schedule, thinking of a multi purpose visit of course, and when I selected the buy ticket option I was terribly impressed with the number of tickets that are already sold for this seasons games. My reaction is easy. "Good for you Ottawa." Many of us on the East coast are very jealous that your team is able to return while we still wait. There are so many Cerb members from Ottawa and surrounding vicinity that I write this hoping that all of you will support the Redblacks and the CFL overall. It is an iconic Canadian tradition. You have a chance now to build your own memories. Congratulations on having your team back this year. I am quite confident that I shall see you at a game this season and if I book two tickets I would love to have someone accompany me. :)

Anybody watching the world cup? Are you cheering for a particular team? Lots of games on today, 4 in total... Excited about seeing Italy v England, should be a good match. Shocking game yesterday with Spain v Holland, did not except that... Especially the spanking lol. What's your predictions for the final? ... Or do you have no interest at all... Keep this thread for discussion.

Faking is, unfortunately, a strategic part of the game and seems to me to become increasingly a part. It's often called "diving" when a player with the ball will fall with little or no contact and will then vet very dramatic rolling around and clutching the appropriate body part. It's illegal. But whether it's called as a foul will depend on the referee's interpretation and culturally there seems to be a greater tolerance for it in Latin countries.

If you have to ask.....you're doing it wrong. Peace MG

If you do it behind closed doors you'll get one opinion. I for one would love to hear from as many women as possible, it's a learning experience. Knowing of course just because one woman likes a certain thing doesn't mean all women like it. But if I learn a few new tricks it's only going to help me in the future.

HELLO THERE I will be available today until 8 pm after being retired for a while Looking forward to see all of you xoxo ALEXXANDRIA 613 6974829 txt 6139126068

I can aee them :) ( hey, wait a minute... is this some clever marketing ploy to get us to go to your profile...)

Sending my Angel in heaven a Happy Fathers Day I love you daddy xo And a big Fathers Day hug to all you wonderful gentlemen here on cerb ..have a wonderful day xo

Being a dad is awesome, my little girl woke me up this morning to have a treasure hunt to find my present... She made me homemade BBQ sauce. It was already an amazing father's day because I woke up and had her with me, now I have BBQ sauce... Just makes everything better. Happy fathers day guys

Some of us have always been right here the whole time.

Chanel, I would start with a lot of physical self exploration alone (when you are in a relaxed mood and feeling horny ;)). Learn to know your body and what excites you the most (soft or hard, slow or fast touches (clitorial and/or vaginal and/or anal) and the different combinations), etc... Just let yourself go (mentally and physically) and enjoy the moment. You might not be able to orgasm at first but I bet practice makes perfect ;) It will be that much easier when sharing intimate moments wih a partner and guiding him towards your pleasure. Good luck and have fun :)

Just wanted to say that after being on Cerb for 4 years and meeting many SP's and MA's over the years that I have learnt a lot about the women who have chosen the is path as a career. Most of them have chosen this career because they enjoy the independence and financial freedom that it can bring. But this job is not easier. Many of them have families or kids to support. University educations that they are trying to complete. This job is demanding as it involves many hours of marketing, emailing, posting ad's answering text and PM's. Trying to get hotel, schedule appointments. The women who are most successful at this job are the one's that truly enjoy their work and like to please their clients. I've met many of these women and have truly enjoyed my time with them time and again. This can be a stressful time as they need the time to prepare the room and prepare themselves for each encounter. Some day's it can busy and other day's not. Some day's they meet some really fun gentlemen and other days, maybe some creeps. Some have been robbed, or beaten up or cheated. Sometimes there no shows or other girls that make fake appointments. This is a hard job. Sometimes it is physically demanding. They give their most intimate moments. It takes a certain kind of woman to handle the emotions and sexual activities that this job may entail. One SP, told me that it's not the physical aspect that is tiring. But the emotional aspect. To be able to pretend to enjoy themselves when they are not. She was saying that in this job she had to be the giver all the time and that most of the men were takers. Her Job was to give them pleasure and most men just used her to get as much pleasure for themselves. These women deserve more, they deserve to be treated kindly and with respect. Respect their time and their contact protocol. Be a gentlemen and be clean. Do not try to negotiate their rates, or push them for more then they are willing to offer. Give them a massage to start, make it about them in the beginning. They may have had a hard day, and appreciated a little kindness and tenderness and relaxation. Talk to them, they are people also, not just objects of your lust. Treat them well and with respect and kindness. I've been told by them, that it doesn't matter how old or what you look like. As long as you are a gentlemen and clean, you will be treated well. Remember, that they are there to make you happy and are providing a very intimate service, so you should appreciate they company they provide. If the chemistry and connection are there, you will have a great time. If the connection is real, it pays to return for repeat sessions. I have repeated many times with many of the women, and have found that each session get's better and better, as you get to know each other and are more relaxed with each other. I have had several good friendships developed over the years and have maintained them. Just wanted to say this to thank you to the women of Cerb for the fun and kindness that they have given us men over the years. I hope to meet many more of you over the next few years if I can :) Remember guys. Be a gentleman, be clean and respectful and you shall be rewarded. Oh yeah, one more thing. The woman should always cum first :)

Jessicasugarbabe is a delightful young lady. Very pretty face and lovely long red hair. She made me feel very relaxed and welcome. She is happy and bubbly and easy to talk with. She has a couple of tasteful tattoos and her tight little spinner body is all natural. I generally don't see 24 year olds because at my age (58 )it feels a little creepy. But Jessica is very mature and made our hour session very relaxed and the time flashed by very quickly. I won't go into the exact details but this young lady is very skilled! Welcome back to K-town Jess!! The local boys are lucky you have returned!

Went golfing with my son today, and grouped up with another Father/Son pairing. Couldn't ask for a nice day, and great company. My daughter is way out of town, but heard from her too, so nice to be recognized, but we like that to happen everyday, but Father's day is special. I hope all you fathers got the appreciation you deserve.

I can certainly see them, and they are bloody hot luv!!! :D

Personally I wouldn't ask a woman how she liked her pussy licked during an encounter, but to each their own.

I have never really been a big fan of football (soccer), but have watched bits and pieces of tournaments at times in the Olympic games and at the last World Cup in South Africa. I have watched most of the games thus far and each game I become more impressed and more interested. As for favorites, since I really have no prior knowledge I have for the most part been hoping for the underdogs, so I thoroughly enjoyed the victory by the Netherlands over Spain and then yesterdays win of Costa Rica over Uruguay. Mexico got off to a good start with a win and I may choose them as my sentimental favorite. I have a question for knowledgeable fans. It has to do with the obvious faking of injury, taking dives and that sort of thing. It has happened multiple times in every game that I have seen. Is that considered to be truly a valid strategic part of the game? I would be pretty embarrassed if it were me putting on acts such as these or even if a teammate did so especially as each player is representing his country. Just a curiosity for me. Back to the game........

Even though the problem is solved, I had a look too. And in the name of being thorough, I looked at every one, just to be sure they were all working. I might even go back and look again later! :D

I think your right CK, I can see them too Just a clever marketing ploy me thinks too :-) Seriously Jessica, I can see them RG

I got up nice and early to call my father over the UK. Lucky enough to have ginger baby number 1 with me until tonight. He took me out for dinner and a few pints last night. Him and I spent most of the week out in Boise with ginger baby number 2 and she's already called me this morning. So all in all a fantastic Father's Day! :D

Welcome NEW Ariana,Sabrina,Kassandra, Welcome Back Kennidi & Tiffany1 in for a visit this Thursday :) Sunday Pandora 10-5 aka "Pandora" Victoria 10-9 aka "victoriasct" Bianca 10-9 aka "Sexy Bianca" Ariana 5-9 NEW Monday Victoria 9-4 aka "victoriascrt" Lexi 9-10 aka "Sexy Lexi" Taylor 10-9 aka "Taylor Devine" Sasha 3:30-11 aka "Sasha-Paradise" Bianca 3:30-11 aka "Sexy Bianca" Kelly 6:30-11 aka "Kelly2010" Tuesday Lexi 9-4 aka "Sexy Lexi" Maya 9-7 aka "Midnight Maya" Taylor 10-9 aka "Taylor Devine" Ariana 3:30-11 NEW Sasha 3:30-11 aka "Sasha-Paradise" Bianca 3:30-11 aka "Sexy Bianca" Kennidi 6-11 aka "Kennidikummings" Welcome Back :) Wednesday Lexi 9-4 aka "Sexy Lexi" Victoria 9-4 aka "victoriasct" Avah 11-6 aka "Avah" Taylor 10-9 aka "Taylor Devine" Maya 3:30-11 aka "Midnight Maya" Samantha 3:30-11 aka "Naughty Samantha" Bianca 3:30-11 aka "Sexy Bianca" Kelly 6:30-11 aka "Kelly2010" Thursday Pandora 9-4 aka "Pandora" Avah 9-6 aka "Avah" Taylor 10-7 aka "Taylor Devine" Tiffany1 10-7 aka "TiffanyXXXOOO" Welcome Back :) Maya 3:30-11 aka "Midnight Maya" Robyn 3:30-11 aka "robynxoxo" Lexi 3:30-11 aka "Sexy Lexi" Kelly 6:30-11 aka "Kelly2010" Friday Taylor 9-4 aka "Taylor Devine" Sabrina R 9-4 aka "SabrinaR" Kassandra 9-5 aka "Kassandra" NEW to Angel's Robyn 12-11 aka "robynxoxo" Sasha 3:30-11 aka "Sasha-Paradise" Hannah 3:30-11 aka "Hannahxo" Saturday Ashley 10-3:30 NEW to Angel's Mandy 10-4 aka "CandyMandy" Kelly 10-6:30 aka "Kelly2010" Hannah 3-11 aka "Hannahxo" Maya 3:30-11 aka "Midnight Maya" Kennidi 6-11 aka "Kennidikummings" Welcome Back :) Sunday Sabrina 10-4 aka "SabrinaXOX" NEW to Angel's Ariana 10-9 NEW Victoria 10-9 aka "victoriasct" Bianca 10-9 aka "Sexy Bianca"

I only go to stores where i can get in and out without walking 3 blocks to the milk section, then 3 blocks back to where to buy it, and then still have to put it in the bag myself after paying for it. So while i may not only select the owner operated store, I am more likely to be in Waves over Starbucks. It's a chain, but a small one. Dollarama, not Walmart, etc, in a small mall (one floor, 10 shops) not a metropolis mall. I have a friend who when he finds something he is looking for at a particular store, even BB or FS or (hey those are funny!) or LD (London Drugs), he simply returns to the same location, to the same person. He'll call to see when that person is working, and goes back to work only with them. I think the clerks encountered in the OPs example are pushed by employers to do all that. In some places, failure to say certain things can lead to problems for the employee. i think they should have backed off once they asked and you answered of course.

Hot post. My answer is yes! Try it all, I'll let you know what is and what is not working *wink*, but from the moans, groans and arched back and the grabbing of your head to keep you there, should indicate that in itself. lol

I just wanted to say Thank You first to my dear virtual wife for noticing and posting this thread. Your hubby appreciates this very much Second, Thank You to all who commented, it too is appreciated. And Third, a Thank You to the CERB community for any posts you thought were rep worthy The rep points aren't why I joined CERB, but it is a nice indicator of how this community thinks of me. In a high pitched voice like Sally Field "You like me, you really like me" LOL Thank You All Everyone RG

Yeah - I'm following it, as many games as possible. You're right about Holland v. Spain. I'd have more respect for Holland if they did not have De Jong playing for them, after his kick at Alonso in the 2010 final. At least they got rid of van Bommel. I'm kind of holding back on predictions and also on supporting a team to win. I want to see good entertaining football. I would like to see Messi make this his best World Cup ever. If Suarez is fit enough Uruguay should entertain and it's Forlan's last World Cup. He deserves a good run. Chile look exciting. And, for the hosts, Brazil, Neymar looks exciting but, apart from him the team looked flat. That's it for the moment. But I hope the thread attracts lots of posts.

I've got my season ticket, and with it you get a great discount on the Fury FC as well. Tickets sales have gone well, only a thousand left for the Ottawa home opener. Looks like the new stadium will be ready on time, they're having an open house for season ticket holders July 9th.

the mailing list is a great tool for both the provider and the hobbiest. I actually I'm subscribe to a couple of list for providers I like to see.

Hopefully the memories are lasting, decent owner in place now and just need the fans to keep it sustained... I like to think Ottawa is better than a one team town. I like to get out to a few games if I can, opening day would be fantastic!

Stick around, we are blessed with many talented men here! And if they don't, come visit me, I will take care of that for you! hehe

Well I saw April the other day... And what can I say about this little gem. You can tell she use to be a dancer, with the sheer amount of confidence emanating from this woman. She walks into a room and commands all the attention she deserves, absolutely stunning. The conversation was great, she's easy to talk to, and she definitely likes to interact with her clients. She was bubbly and funny and all the good things you expect when you first meet her. The massage is another story... She has great hands, pressure in the right places, and long enough nails the tease the perfect places. It was time for the flip before I knew it, and she continued massaging my chest and neck, brushing her hair and body on my face. The finish is private, but memorable to say the least. Zoro

Just wanted to let you know the reason the attitude change when asking for a face picture is because these pictures are stolen. They are my pictures from an amateur website I'm on (I'm new so I don't know if I'm allowed to post the link or not). I am not an escort and don't even live in Canada.

Hello, Kiska is here in Fredericton, as is Miss Aeva, And for the next few days, Jordan Munore is visiting. And of course I am here, Sophia, for relaxation massage. :) Also look at Fredy Girl, I do not know her, but she seems very pleasant :)

I seen her last fall..works out of a house with other girls..mattress on floor..stick with ladies here on Cerb!

Special dispensation..... had never done the Nuru thing :) Peace MG

Here is a great breakdown from Pivot Legal: http://www.pivotlegal.org/the_new_se...tion_explained This is a PROPOSED bill. It still needs to pass through several readings and stages before it can become law. http://www.parl.gc.ca/LEGISinfo/Faq....E&Mode=1#ID0EQ