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I am not a regular poster, nor a long term hobbyist but I am looking for some feedback on the issue of booking appointments. My experience applies to both SPs and MPs. On multiple occasions I have booked appointments in advance (1-2 days) either by PM, email or text; whatever is most appropriate for the provider. I then am asked to confirm the day of the appointment typically several hours in advance...okay no problem I do that. But where I have an issue is when I do the follow up a couple of hours in advance and I get no response. In some cases I only receive an email several days later with a reason why they couldn't make the appointment. Now I can see if it was a emergency or a serious issue, but that isn't often the case. Isn't it common courtesy for the provider to let a scheduled appointment know if they are not available (via PM or text) as the client is planning their day accordingly just as the SP does. After all as a client I wouldn't want to be a no show w/o explanation for them. Am I missing something or do I have the wrong set of expectations on fairness goes both ways?!?!

I hope that I am not overstepping any bounds here... I just started a blog and my first entry is about Bill C-36. The link is here if anyone is interested: http://ericaobsession.wordpress.com/

I agree completely. I have met some very wonderful people as an SP and I love to help make my clients feel good. But when it starts to seems like they are relying on you solely for their happiness it begins to become stressful and can be a very harmful situation for the client and SP alike. Seeing an SP is a great way to help feel good in a number of situations but relying on anyone or anything but yourself for your happiness is not going to lead good places.

A reputable provider has built a reputation based on discretion. In this business, lack of discretion will sink you. Do your research, look for someone who has been in the business for awhile, has a website and ads. Check reco's and posts and look at the relationship they have with others. This will tell you a lot about their business practices including discretion and confidentiality.

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http://www.sfexaminer.com/sanfrancisco/sf-based-escort-website-myredbook-siezed-by-fbi/Content?oid=2830030 It seems many indie providers in the US will be scrambling - the FBI has seized MyRedbook.com and arrested the operators. The timing of the seizure seems too coincidental, especially with the provisions written into C36.... which begs the question: Were the two Departments of Justice in the US and in Canada in collusion regarding the framing of the current bill?

Planning a trip to Nova Scotia to hook up with my daughter and family who are returning for a visit.

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Each lady sets her own rates, and no matter what it is, don't negotiate or try to negotiate it Look at ladies profiles and view their website. If you see one who interests you then contact her using their preferred method of contact. But as for a specific city's rates, well I see ladies from Ottawa to Kingston, to Toronto, Hamilton and London...and I haven't found an average "city" rate, just that each lady sets her own rate, irrespective of what city she is in. RG

Hmmmm This is a very interesting topic.I should be out riding but its raining so I am here and came across this thread. I can only speak for myself but I have made some really great friends in this profession.For myself I find it easier then dating so I do this by choice not be cause I have to.I do think it helps with loneliness if even for a brief couple of hours...everyone needs a human connection and to be touched and feel wanted and cared for. Different things happen in life that cause us to handle things differently or perhaps be more guarded.This is a good way to be held,have a human connection but yet still not have to completely open up until we are ready for that. Alexoxoxoo

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Happy Birthday Jafo... Enjoy to the fullest and more!! :)

The lineup is a bit degrading and I for one don't like being recognized by one MA in the lineup but choosing another. I'd much rather make an appointment with my MA of choice based on pictures or past sessions. That being said, Ottawa still has a long way to go to reach Toronto standards. Angels/Paradise doma good job of it with decent web sites and pictures at the front but ALO needs a lot of improvement. Most of the pics online look nothing like the girls in person. Just my 2 cents.

Ha! Ha! So I am a perv am I? It is better than being stupid. It goes without saying his comments offend both genders. The idea that guys only offer abstract values and do not pull their weight in the heavy lifting of relationships is offensive to me.

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Happy birthday, jafo! Enjoy a great special day!

Happy Birthday, Jafo! Have a great one!!

Happy Birthday to wonderful you. Hope it's full of good things, pleasurable surprises and many smiles. Enjoy!

Actually I've got a PVR Angela, unfortunately it was recording another movie at the same time I was watching Bullitt...and I stayed up late just to see that movie, especially the chase scene I love that fastback Mustang too RG

Happy Birthday Jafo105.... I hope you have a wonderful day....

Happy Birthday!! Go have fun today:) xo

You need a PVR, where you can tape stuff and watch it later. Then you can fast forward at those parts, or better yet, learn how to stream movies for free from the internet and watch on your laptop connect to your TV. I cancelled cable months ago and have netflix and stream movies from other sites on the net. BTW, Bullitt is one my favourite movies and I said if I ever won the lottery, I'd have to get me one of those classic mustangs.

So Frigin True. I hate the fake 'Oh Baby'. One fake oh baby and I never repeat. Shuts me done completely. I especially note this when booking.....nothing is better then fake! Great if the SP gets off, but they are the Service Provider. Not meaning to sound rude. Yay and double YAY if they do! but....I don't expect it, or require it. Soo no hurt egos here if they don't. I am not a SP but for me as a female with my partner...... I don't always cum with my life partner and he knows my body well. Sometimes.... I CHOOSE not to organism! (oh the shock). Sometimes, I just want to enjoy the penetration for a little boost in my day and pep in my step. I will avoid organism because I have Places To Be and Things To Do. I can't always afford the energy suck and need for nap that comes with my cum (so to speak). I can only assume the same is true for the Service Providers; They too have Places to Be, and People to Do ....hehe With my last ex I use to enjoy watching him with his SP. Again...I would completely shut done when fake sounds started. He on the other never seemed to notice. for the best cause knowing him like I do..... his ego does require it! Luckily we eventually found a regular gal that suited me, suited him and suited us both together. Seeing someone that often everyone gets to know each other and takes the faking out of the equation. Atlast...she left the business Additional Comments: ditto here Additional Comments: Luvs the OD posts :)

Hi, I would like to ask for some contact information if anyone can provide. I would gladly appreciate it. I have tried searching for the ad in kijiji but have had no luck. Thanks!

Anyone know where Claire Heavens is?

Hi. ;-) Here I am. I am now available on Wednesdays, Thursdays and Fridays. Thank you to Cerbfan and Il Re who responded to joeblow09 ;-)

I appreciate everyone's honest feedback. While I'd love a solid relationship, I have to overcome some hurdles and get my MOJO in line. I'm thinking that a no muss no fuss kinda deal may be what the doctor ordered. I'm very much aware that it is a business transaction and nothing more. As opposed to jumping into anything I am giving it a lot of thought. Since I've never pursued anything with an SP before I hesitate fearing a lack on confidentiality...Maybe I'm being paranoid LOL.

I believe CMJ has monthly parties where you get to meet the various MAs (although you need to call them and RSVP if you're not a member). Angel's Touch / Paradise Spa also hosted a party last month where customers got to meet their MAs, and could take them for a massage.

Personally, I think a lineup is a bit degrading! I like beautiful girls just as much as the next guy but looks are only one component, and I think a small one, of a great encounter. Maybe you're not looking for beauty but for a particular feature like small boobs (yipee) or big boobs, great legs, great bum, whatever. As stated above, I think the pictures provided by the hi-end spas would provide that info. I find a bit of homework goes a long way in finding the MA with the assets I most enjoy :) To answer your question, I'm not aware of any that provide a lineup. My 2 cents!

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Or Ottawatonians are just more open and unashamed of partaking in this lifestyle, and willing to share, well except the transplanted Ottawatonians ones like Peter MacKay who thinks sex is dirty and should be kept in the shadows RG

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Not sure what I can say here but her pics are not even close to being accurate or recent, She claims to be a grandmother so 33 doesn't seen to be accurate and her service is not what she describes on phone, Location is not really what is described and she smokes cigaretes throughout the entire process My hour service was less than 20 minutes

She works part-time only - Monday, Thursday and duos on Friday. Text her for details.

My next pet will be called Franky. I don't know where that came from but just popped out of my head. lol. Strongly leading towards a Pom after doing my research. I miss having a pet. He will certainly have some swag with all those little doggie clothes. :)

Oh dear. This makes me think of what to me now is a rather funny story but originally, not so much! I was married to the same woman for almost 40 years and luckily as the years went by sex became better and better all the time. I know,I know,I was really lucky! Anyway, it got to the point where I could make her orgasm fast, like really fast, and stronger and stronger all the time. Well, I figured that I had it all worked out, nothing to this, but it sure was fun. Then, after she was was gone and I saw my first few ladies on Cerb I walked into those encounters thinking that well, maybe I wasn't God's gift to women, but at least that, "OK she's going to have a REALLY good time." Like wow, really confident. Ah, nope. Not the case. Ain't true. Wasn't true. And sure as hell still isn't true! It was and still is the fact that what worked for my wife was not the same as what works for someone else. I was actually pretty depressed about it at first. Now I am sort of a slow learner I guess because it took me a while to figure this little fact out. Every woman is different. They will each have their own little buttons here, or places there,or touches around, or kisses in a certain way that is what works for them individually. So I guess the answer is that it comes with personal experience between two individuals. But now I just accept that it is really fun to practice and learn, and sometimes I even get it right!

You should not have to ask, you should go with the flow or she should direct you - pretty plain and simple.

Being a born & true Newfoundlander, "darlin" and "hun" are a part of my vocabulary and are terms of endearment. If a client has moved to the darlin and hun stage then it means my time with him or her has been both pleasurable and fulfilling. Another term I use is "my dear" and once again it is truly meant as an endearment. I never call strangers by these terms and never to anyone I do not feel a connection with.

Actually it is not a turn-off to me as a hobbyist but it is a piss-off due to the mindless, thoughtless, ridiculous and worst of all dangerous legislation brought forward by the Conservatives. They never fail to disappoint.

Wow!!!...talk about a mountain out of a molehill Speaking of context, the post that out of one side of your mouth you found funny and representative of your thoughts yet in the next breath telling people to abstain from violent imagery. Here is OD's post in entirety (copied/pasted) not just a line taken out of context BTW the chilling imagery about "if she had been a bitch...." didn't come from OD, it came from you "Turn offs? Not many. At my age, I am always pleasantly surprised that a woman will not throw up when we are naked in the same room. These are more general observations than anything else. If there is any advice I can pass along, these would be a few things that I would suggest: 1. Time: Hobbyists are consistently reminded that they are not compensating a provider for a specific service, they are compensating her for her time. Keeping that in mind, the idea of "shoot and scoot" just doesn't fly. A two hour appointment should last two hours unless the hobbyist leaves early at HIS discretion, unless of course he has been a total dickhead. If he has been a dickhead, you have the right to kill him and dissolve his body in the bathtub. 2. Punctuality: These days, everybody has time pressures. As much frustration as it is for a provider when a client is late, it is equally as frustrating when a provider shows up late. Life happens. We all make mistakes. We all get delayed. Just remember, when things start on time, everyone is a lot more relaxed and happy. 3. Social Media Interaction: This is a biggie for me. Whether you are writing here on CERB, on Twitter or on a subscribed Blog, your words are a window into your provider personna. The most beautiful person becomes ugly if they express themselves in a hateful manner. It cuts both ways. Some providers use what we say here as a screening tool - they don't want to deal with assholes and misogynists. Keeping that in mind, we won't see you if you have shown that you don't respect us. We won't see you if you are mean spirited. We won't see you if you twist our words against us. Food for thought. 4. Live rabid monkeys: Don't have them in your incall. They are intimidating. 5. Divided Attention: Everybody has a life. Sometimes we have stuff on our minds that we can't shake. The mark of a true professional in ANY line of work is to put that stuff on a mental shelf and get through the day. It's especially true here, where intimacy is so much harder to achieve when a provider's mind is obviously elsewhere. 6. Unnecessary commentary: Eeeeek. This is a tough one. Have you ever been in an intimate moment that has an undertone of soft and romantic when all of a sudden the badly delivered porn movie dialogue starts? I'm getting the shivers of discomfort just thinking about it. Ohhhhh... and please. Don't speak if your mouth is full... mid BJ commentary is kind of a boner killer. 7. Turkey Bacon: Only if every pig on the planet has died of a horrific flesh eating disease will turkey bacon be acceptable. 8: Outside communication: Turn off your cell phone. Do it. Now. Unless you have a friend or family member that is dying, your attention is with me. I've ended two encounters early because the provider was constantly checking her messages. In virtually EVERY other business, that kind of behaviour would merit discipline or termination. It's a disservice to your professionalism if you can't give me our time. The person on the other end of the line is NOT paying you now. I am. 9: Talking badly about other providers: This is tough. It's a very competitive business. Like many other hobbyists, I don't necessarily provide reviews or recommendations for the majority of providers with whom I have spent my time. Keeping that in mind, you have no idea of the nature of my relationship with nearly any other provider. I may absolutely adore a provider that you have just torn a verbal strip from... and that really doesn't help your cause. 10: Just another client: The biggest mistake any provider can make is to treat a client like "just another client." I have chosen you because you represent something desirable. I have brought my hard earned cash with me because I think you are special. I sought you out because I think you are going to be wonderful to and with me. Treat me like more than a donation envelope. Act as if you want to be with me. Make me feel like you want ME. The best providers (and we have so many great ones) know that the encounter is so much more than an intermingling of moistened body parts. They understand that the fantasy is passion and desire. If you want hobbyists to respect the fact that you are so much more than just a series of desirable body parts, treat HIM like more than a penis with an envelope. Jeebus. I was on a roll there." OD takes the time and effort to write insightful posts with both good useful tips and a sense of humour at the same time. His writing is original and a contribution to this community Please OD continue with your humorous insightful posts. Most of us don't tear apart your posts to criticize them, we appreciate and value your contributions. Hell I wish I had your knack for humorous prose A rambling RG

Booking an hour minimum with a lady and after the quick introduction and shower and clothes removed she proceeds with a great BJ so good that I know I'm about to blow my load and ask her to slow it down a bit she agrees and 30 second later goes back at it to finish the job. When I'm done and request a shower to go for round 2 she says its only SOG. In and out in 15 minutes, paid for the full hour.

EMail (confirmation email) not returned in a timely manner. And no, I don't expect immediate replies to emails, but when it is coming down to the crunch, travel, leave, and hotel need to be confirmed, I need to get confirmation that the lady is going to show up Lady shows up at your hotel, providing a less than good encounter, saying "I gotta pay the bills hun, gotta pay the bills" Nothing like feeling like a wallet Another encounter, lady once she received the donation, says "now I can buy groceries" And again, nothing like feeling like your nothing but a wallet The pièce de résistance was a lady showing up, smelling of cigarette smoke, she asked to use mouthwash and all was fine...about an hour into a three hour encounter she asked if she could go out for a smoke break. Me being me, I said OK, she left with her purse, never came back...it wasn't so much losing $500.00 as it was being ripped off of an encounter All that said, my encounters overall have been terrific and recommendation worthy, and I focus on those positive memories instead of these few aberrations and am thankful to those ladies who made and make this a wonderful lifestyle and experience A rambling RG

Maya is about as perfect a fit (no pun intended!) as you'll find here. Highly recommended.

MidnightMaya seems to advertise what you are looking for. I would also check with Katrine Cannon, she provides an amazing service. She might be opened to it ;)

Don't despair lovely gents of Halifax. I am thinking seriously about just this matter. I have room and with the new laws more confidence in my ability to make this happen. Stand by for an announcement this summer!

Someone covered this in a rant before, but lack of manners and politeness bothers the heck out of me. -neglecting to say thank you when a door is held open -dropping a door in peoples faces -hogging priority seating on public transit -treating people like dirt because you feel more important then them. This one I see often as I bring customers to nice restaurants quite a bit, some of the VP's and directors I bring out are the rudest most condescending people I have ever met. if I didn't want (actually need) their money I would have choice words for them, generally I give an extra big tip, put my best face forward when dealing with the server and try to make an apology when we leave (out of earshot). Sometimes they see me being extra polite and turn it around, generally not so much. -general lack of respect is my biggest pet peeve.