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In today's world and economy there are many references to the fact that throughout ones lifetime we should all be prepared to have multiple careers as a response to changing circumstances around us.. Having had only one career in my life, along with multiple summer jobs as a kid, I have been looking around and with the recent new legislation that is in the works, I have decided that in January of 2015 I will become a sex worker! It is the perfect thing and our government is encouraging these things of us - show initiative, be adaptable to laws and changing times and they love small business creation. I wonder if I can access a government grant. Let's see. 1. I shall be a one person business, working solely for myself and can advertise and communicate to my hearts content. 2. As a sex worker, then by government definition I am obviously suffering from childhood abuse, and/or drug abuse, and/or am a victim of trafficking, and since I am a victim I will be immune from being responsible for my actions and therefore immune from arrest and prosecution. 3. As a measure of protecting my personal safety I shall only book appointments from other established sex workers that can provide references. 4. If this career move does not work out then there is a lovely pot of $20 million that I can access to get out! Sweet! The thing is that I am not very intelligent, as government completely understands when it comes to sex workers, so I shall only ask for a donation of $X for my time but am willing to pay $2X to book an appointment with another sex worker at the very same time! Talk about time efficiency for both of us! I will even be able to claim a business losses deduction on my income tax! My calendar is filling up quickly! PM to book an appointment.

This is the WRONG SITE and WRONG LIFESTYLE to engage in if you are looking for a relationship/wife/SO. This is about NO STRINGS ATTACHED companionship only If you want to conventionally date, join LavaLife, eHarmony, Plenty of Fish etc Ladies will be scared away from you if they think you are looking for an SO BTW this is not about stereotypes. The ladies offer no strings attached companionship. The gentlemen are looking for no strings attached companionship. This is a mutually beneficial arrangement and that is what CERB and this lifestyle are about RG

If you ask me, I think Harper's gay. I'm getting fucking pissed off with Canada. It seems that Canada is pro-every-lifestyle except for one: a heterosexual man who chooses not to enter relationships, chooses not to hit bars and pick up (and even that's a dangerous game, for if she's drinking she can easily claim 'unable to consent' afterwards and then you're up shit's creek), chooses not to date, but still desires an occasional hot fuck and is willing to pay an equally willing partner. WTF!? Horny heterosexual noncommittal men have rights too! GRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!

and that has been my point all along. That you guys couldn't see the point of the comments that were being made. I can't be more clear than that, and I really dislike when I see someone trying to downplay the intentions of those who commented prior to the changes on the site. I guess I was expecting some kind of statement with an apology or thank you to those who pointed out the flaws in it. You need to be reminded that no one is saying your intentions weren't worthy, just the execution of it was flawed enough to create debate. That alone should have gotten y'all to sit up and look it over. There was never any need to get so defensive & you all came out offensive, that's all. The only reason I am commenting, for the most part, has nothing to do with you or MFF, it is for the other readers. Whatever the topic, I feel that what was said or done is being misrepresented by various comments, obviously i will speak up. That is what people are used to seeing when I post lol I doubt if I will change. This is cerb, we don't expect attacks when we post, btw. i thought everyone was being very reasonable when they made their comments. Clearly, the main page was changed. There must have been validity in those comments, is all I'm saying.

Thanks for your post. I should maybe clarify our position again. As stated on the site, a happy hooker is a safe hooker. Safety is a top priority in order to maintain our happiness. It does matter to us that we are happy and enjoying our jobs. It matters to many of those who enjoy our services too. I'm not sure why you feel otherwise. The website is not coming down. If you really supported all sex workers you would support our right to speak and tell our stories.

Oops on the title :) meant chance, but maybe this week it's time for a change ;)!!! This week come see how hot things can get!! Don't be shy come spend some time with this sexy blonde hottie!! She knows what you like and she wants to please you. Clean and classy on the outside but very naughty when inside with you :wink: Don't be shy, send me a message and I will lead the way. Your satisfaction is my mission!! xoxo My Schedule this Week Monday July 21 9 - 4:30 Tuesday July 22 9 - 4:30 Not a Member? Be my special guest.... PM to make arrangements Call 613-523-6199 Book Online www.clubcmj.com or PM me

It really just comes down to the quality of the service. If I have a good time with an SP, I will likely see her again. I am not in a competition with myself to have sex with the most women possible. So when I find a good one, I am more than happy to repeat. Honestly, most of the time I would rather see an SP that I know is good from previous experience than take a chance on a new one.

I would politely ask them to quit texting you or you will call the cops, there is nothing they can do to you but if the person on the other end keeps texting you can report it.

Darling bigboi, I certainly understand your concern and I agree with the other posters advice. What I would like to mention is that it is difficult to identify let alone define a pimp and most people wouldn't recognize one if they passed one on the street unless the pimp was very stereotypical and we all know how reliable stereotypes are. The other thing to keep in mind is you can potentially have drama from a provider whether she is completely independent or not. I would gently suggest not over thinking the labels and simply educate yourself about the providers available to you here in Ottawa. There is a huge selection of well reviewed providers for you to choose from here on Cerb or if perusing one of the other sites, take a peek at what CK says... http://www.cowboysdiary.info Smiles, cat

Dance with my oldest daughter at her wedding.

The pictures are not her, they're of Jessy Erinn (playboy model) otherwise known as Jessica Klett on Twitter. Click on this and scroll down four pictures: http://yourdreammodels.com/featured_models/jessy_erinn/jessy_erinn.htm Her last time through town she was Vanessa the Perfect Barbie doll and here's the thread: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=183110&highlight=vanessa It's not hard to do this research guys; please be careful.

Have you ever wondered why, when a bunch of girls go out they all go to the bathroom at the same time. Well wonder no more guys, here is the reason!

Hey ladies what is a major turn off when someone is looking to book a time with you ? One thing I absolutely hate is when someone texts me and says....What's up? Like really lol that will not grab my attention First impressions mean everything and I prefer a gentlemen being respectful and courteous when inquiring about my ......... For an example; Hello how are you or Hi I am .... and I am interested in knowing more about you and your ........!......so much better

This special birthday wish is going out to an amazingly sweet, thoughtful and kind member who is to me a gem to our community! I hope your day is filled with joy and happiness!! Birthday Hugs and Kisses, Lexy

It's illegal if anyone knows about it! ;) Just saying......

I do the same thing. I've seen people's emails, they see the part where they are creating the account asking for first name and last name, and automatically put in a real name, not just initials or their fake name. They aren't receiving the emails, they have no idea what the recipient sees. Letting them know asap is the right thing to do.

Now, suddenly there could be quite a crowded market for male sex workers.... This is a great concept, thanks mrrnice2. best, toine

In regards to the 2015 elections, I am seriously considering giving a very generous discount to clients voting against Conservatives and providing me with a proof that they actually did. The rules would be: In order to obtain a 50% discount, take a pictures with your ID besides the election card - where I can see that you did not vote for these Nazis - and book a rendezvous within the next two weeks after the election day to get your discount. I cannot think of a better way to motivate the Canadian people to get off their ass and go vote.

See what's really under Roslyn Chapel. Train at the Kukkiwon.

Happy Birthday Mark19.... Hope your day is amazing....

Congrats Cato! Always enjoy your posts on here... Cheers.

My highlight of the day for yesterday was a chat with a good friend.

Happy Birthday Mark... have a great day...

Happy Birthday Mark! Enjoy!!

This had happened to me once due to oversight on her part. I informed her and at her request, it disappeared from my pc and my memory.

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Happy Birthday Mark19. Have yourself a great one!!! :D

Happy birthday mark19. Hope it's a great one.

I've seen newbs do it, and I always email them right away to change it! Happens more often than one would expect.

Loneliness and being alone are often two entirely different things! Good to keep this in mind.

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Winged Foot, Pine Valley, Oakmont and Augusta National on consecutive days..

I would like to be truly content with the Universe and what IS. A very large part of me knows and understands everything is perfect in this present moment. I would like to not only know that human suffering is created in our minds but actually live my life with that knowledge every day and every second. I would like to live fully present and I would like to fully embrace truth and face it.

I always liked videogames and lately I've been thinking a lot about how I would like to make one. Not a state of the art game, but a retro style game along the lines of the 16 bit era. I have been toying with maybe setting up a company and hiring a programmer and artists to realize my idea(s). So that's my dream of the moment.

Pattaya :twisted:

They do, it's called "marriage." ;)

SuperNewf, this is a complex and complicated issue you are trying to solve. As Sophia has said we are here to provide you with a wonderful, sexual and emotional experience, one that our time is compensated for. When your time is over with us we won't call, text or bother you unless you request another date. Some of us have SO's some do not. There is no real answer to why if we are single of not would we accept an unpaid engagement. When someone contacts me for a date my only assumption is he is looking for an uncomplicated sexual experience. That is what I am here for and that is what I get a donation for. I have a home, car, and all the sorts of bills everyone else has. Ladies are here to earn a living at something we enjoy but we are earning a living . Most ladies also state we do not accept of the clock proposals and out time social or otherwise is covered. That is not to say what you suggest never occurs but it I bet not one lady when she is invited to spend time things Gee, maybe this person will want to spend time with me off the clock. This is my take on your question and I hope you can see where I am coming from . :icon_smile::icon_smile:

I think the incredibly Sexy and very hot Lexy Grace deserves a mention here. Currently in ns and planning a trip to nb. Let's welcome her.

What are Legends made of? Its a common question asked around CMJ when referring to Jasmin's TOP and most sought after hostesses. I am proud to say, I was a top hostess... a shining star always up for a fun time, fully booked and clients desired me. I loved my job and it showed. However, I made some mistakes and I took my clients, my boss and my colleagues for granted. I skipped shifts, stood clients up and commonly made them wait for me. The last 3 years I have learnt alot, part of my learning curve was to decide to take a break from CMJ to venture out to see if the "grass was greener" on other sides. The first place after CMJ, I went to was full of light and love, great people with pure intentions. Another place I had ended up very briefly taught me what I didn't want and what I had left behind and given up on. This moment was my moment of self reflection, it was my own actions that caused my beloved clients to see others. At this exact moment I made a promise to myself to regain my position as one of Ottawas MOST DESIRED, most fun, and gorgeous hostesses/MA at a place where I feel at home. I am treated with respect and I am surrounded by friends who genuinely love me and want the best for me. I apologize for my mistakes and I implore your forgiveness and that you will provide me an opportunity to reintroduce (or introduce you) Hedonistic Holly, the NEXT CMJ Legend. For the next 2 weeks, with exception of our next party, Any session with me will include a complimentary time upgrade. Book 30, Get 45, book 45 get 60 etc; Come get hexxed by Hollly and put under my spell of Love drunk pure sexual pleasure. I am a stunning dirty blond vixxen ready to play, so confident just my voice will arouse you and the way I touch you will send you to the moon and back. Oh and did I mention... I do a mouth watering, needing to say your prayers Duo with Cassie. Sorry Mandy, love ya but we would give you a ride for your money. Actually that sounds like a GREAT IDEA,a duo standoff I am @ CMJ west today 10-4 I am at CMJ East Friday 10-4 And of course I will be at the next Party July 25, 26 ... maybe you can be my cuddle buddy? New pics coming soon as I know I owe you some super hot enduring photos. Ive missed you all and I hope you will give me a second chance to raise to fame once more. You are so blessed with so many wonderful options in Ottawa BUT there is only one and original HOLLY Call the club to book, or PM me. 613-523-6199 or ASK me to be your special guest thanks again and im speaking from my heart so please dont be offended, it just is something I feel I owe you all. Also my albums should be up by the end of the day, just waiting for approval. In the meantime, take a read through my recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=85930&highlight=Holly http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=108816&highlight=Holly http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=143396&highlight=Holly

Rule of thumb - if you don't think you will like the answer or don't want the question turned back to you - DONT ASK

Someone once told me to never cut my own hair. Bullocks! Looks fab but a mess to clean up.

You want a good laugh.... Google "Mrs Browns Boys" http://https://fbcdn-video-a.akamaihd.net/hvideo-ak-prn2/v/t42/1519735_10151803635281781_610623005_n.mp4?oh=3130d225797fbbc8bcf2c2c7ab5b33d0&oe=52EBFA13&__gda__=1391201863_4f082053b01819b04266e3b9f267083c

a young boy hears the word whorehouse on the schoolyard one day and asks his father the meaning of the word upon arriving home . the father , shocked by the question blurts out " its a place you go to have fun ! " the boy insists that they go , the father informs the boy he is too young . on the weekend the father has some friends over for drinks . remembering the question his son had he suggest that they all head out . unbeknownst to the men the young over heard them and decided to follow . after some time has passed the men make their way home and the boy decides to enter the whorehouse . he walks through the door and exclaims to the madame that he is there for a good time .the madame being a kind hearted quick thinking lady gives the boy three doughnuts and sends him on his way . the parents are nervous wrecks back at home wondering where their child could be . as he walks through the door they both run to him and ask where he has been ? the boy proudly exclaims " I was at the whorehouse ! " his parents taken-a-back utter " well .... how was it ? " the boy tells them " I handled the first 2 no problem , the third one I could only lick ! "

A retired man went into the JobCenter in Downtown Toronto and saw a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested, he went in and asked the clerk for details. The clerk pulled up the file and read, The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynecologist.You have to help the women out of their underwear, lay them down, and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynecologist's examination. The annual salary is $84,000, and you'll have to go to Winnipeg. Good grief, it gets so cold there at this time of the year. Is that where the job is? No Sir. That is where the end of the line is right now.

I have had a few ladies that I have seen more than once and I think that in most of the cases it is the great sex with a person who I have connected with and felt comfortable. I have only had one lady who I think i would classify myself as a regular... in that case it was way more than the sex (but that is always great too) she is someone who I connected well with even before our first face to face and who I have a level of trust and companionship with that is amazing...someone said it earlier in this thread but this lady actually know more about me and what's happening in my life than people I have know for years... we really connect and i enjoy every minute in her company.

The absolute critical thing you must never ask is "Will you do bareback full service". That's plain dumb and will get you shown the door. Guaranteed.