Leaderboard

Assuming that this bill may be reality, I want to talk to our NB men about how an enquiry will look like, as we will not advertise sexual services. Let's pretend we are txting... Gent txt: Hey baby, can I book a GFE and do you offer BBJ? Lady txt: No hun, I only accept donations for time spent. I do not charge for sexual activities at all. Gent txt : But do you do BBJ? Lady txt: I do not charge for sexual activities. or ... Gent txt: can I book a massage, do I get a HJ too? lady txt: I book massages yes. I do not charge for sexual activities. So, IF this bill becomes law, Gent's are going to have to book blindly and visit with the hopes all of your hopes will be fulfilled. As no lady will be able to admit in any way to any sexual activity. This will apply to phone calls, email and txt. Our ads will be stating " time spent". This sucks! But I am just wanting to get in the mind set that this just may be our reality:( It is going to be hard at first, but all things it will become easier. Hopefully we can rally together somehow and change this eventually. I am still hopeful though...

I've been doing that for a long time with the erotic poems I write and it works just fine ;) yet, I do not offer a "menu" with a full list of acronyms. Have fun with it!

My friend found five homeless kittens this morning, and within two hours we found them all homes :)

It deserves to be said more! Excited! Even in theaters again which is very cool for a whole experience. Bring on Peter Capaldi!

Felina would be a excellent choice I think. Be upfront with her , and she will relax you within 1 minute!

About bloody time!

Two very Sexy ladies visiting nb. They both deserve a mention here. The very beautiful Exotic touch Danielle and equally beautiful Maraena. Show them some love Moncton.

This is just MY opinion: Why would a lady invest in a professional photoshoot and choose to watermark HER pictures with the photographer's name on it? Promote him instead of your own name or website? It doesn't make sense. All ladies that I know who invest in pro shoots have to buy the pictures from the photographer. Once we select our pics then the photographer's watermark is removed and we either have the option to watermark our pics with our name on it or not. Depending on the agreement between the two parties, a small "logo" from the photographer can be added to the picture but it is never the main focus of the picture. If you Google her name, you will see that her recent ads mention ages ranging from anywhere between 19 and 26... Since the phone number she provided is also not searchable, I would be extra diligent when making your choice to go ahead (or not). Maybe you can contact her to see if she has a website or reviews? I would love to help you out more but I'm pressed for time. Good luck!

That idea of creating stories might work. Have a blog. Tell erotic stories, just nothing about money for services. Potential clients, those menu focused could read the stories, and say "hey, that is what is offered" And the stories could even be written in fiction, ie "The Sexual Journey Of Jenny Smith" (just a name I came up with on the spur of the moment LOL) Of course that is for guys who's focus is on a menu based service, that might be a way around the menu, I don't know Of course there is something even more profitable. Peter MacKay is going to give you twenty million to stop. You ladies could all be multi millionaires by stopping. You could even haggle with MacKay and Harper, I agree to stop and decline my twenty million in exchange for a Senate Seat...holy f*ck, Senator, they don't sell their bodies, they sold their souls. Anyhow, that's tongue in cheek ion RG

Sadly we will no longer be able to advertise specific services when the bill passes. I've been looking at my website and will have to remove my menu. I do remember before Internet advertising. We never discussed specific services, even in person until AFTER the money exchange. It worked. They booked our time and what we did together between two consenting adults was our choice. I'm thinking of creating stories - sexual ones. Talking about what I like to do without actually advertising services. The guys would have to read between the lines. It might work.

Available Wednesday 10am-6pm Thursday 10am-6pm Friday 10am-6pm Hello Gentlemen and thank you for taking the time to check out my ad! My name is Mandy, I am 22 years young, super bubbly, with a tight body that will make you say OMG! My curves are in the perfect places and my seductive hazel eyes will put you in a erotic trance... My soft hands will paralyse you as I touch you in all of the right spots at the perfect pace, leaving you wanting more, more and more! My bodyslides will keep you moaning while I rub my C cup natural breasts all over you... yummy, wet and slippery Don't be shy to ask to massage me, I love to be oiled up and my purrrring will keep you going! If your the type who enjoys some sexy company in the shower I am more than willing to get steamy with you. I strive on making my clients feel satisfied! So... why not come over and enjoy yourself I am sure you deserve it! Once your gone you will be left with naughty fantasies and dirty dreams for days. If you are interested in any of the above you will find me at Paradise Spa, located in the west end of Ottawa. It is a place like no other! Very clean, friendly staff, discreet, with an atm on site. The rooms have private showers, fresh linens, soaps, oils/gels, & big mirrors to watch us from every angle possible! Here's what some gentlemen on CERB have thought of our time together... http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthr...ltr=M&t=120757[/img] To book your sexy session call the spa, 613-820-8887 & request me! Or feel free to PM me for my availability or service inquiries.

Oh my yes...I couldnt help myself and got my Hitachi to work ...wow! Thank you yak ;) I am also a big fan of massage porn videos...:) sensual...erotic...and lots of forplay :D BJ

For me it was a way to stay sane. I love my partner but for the last 2 years she has been battling a mental illness that has put a huge strain on her, me and our relationship. Sex has dropped down to pretty much zero and everything in our lives revolves around trying to get her well. I thought I was going to go crazy with the stress and then I saw an SP. All of a sudden I had an hour that was all about me. An hour where I could relax and stop worrying. It was truly amazing. Now I try and see an SP every couple of weeks. I have met some truly amazing women and i feel way better. Do I feel guilty for hiding it from my partner? Yes. Am I planning to stop? No. Does that make me a shitty person? Probably. Sigh.

Initially a bad breakup with no desire to repeat it in the near future. I hate the bar scene tried online dating and I just can't get into it. Until I do find someone I can share my life with, this hobby takes care of needs that I have. I have met some really great people along the way.

Do you have contact info? Im looking for a good bbj.

My story is very similar to most above. In my case, we haven't been intimate in more than 6 years. At first I stayed true and try to tell myself that I was strong enough because I love my SO and she was worth the sacrifice. It took a while but I finally admit to myself that I was weak and had to take care of my needs outside of our relationship. I'm a much happier guy and we are a happier couple now. Our relationship is even better now (at least that's what I think) than before. My only regret is that this happiness has come at a huge potential cost (her trust in me, if she finds out). Sometimes, I get the feeling she knows but goes out of her way to avoid it so I've not push the intimacy issue anymore. Wow, this is sounding like a confession. Anyway, that is why I'm part of this Cerb community. I can sort of be myself and open here, it's therapeutic.

You can't call him a dick. A dick is useful

Yes my friends, I have done it "my way"! Some may have noticed that my posts and threads are becoming minimal in nature (could be a good thing!). So as an update, the cancer continues to spread and has started to effect some nerves and cognitive stuff on a random basis. Docs tell me this is what I can expect for a while, nothing major, but all things being equal, by spring, my nerve endings will be really screwed up, memory may or may not be effected, speech may or may not be effected. They looked at me funny when I asked about my tongue! Anyway, hanging in, trying to get rid of this blasted cold provided to me by some uncaring asshole. Will continue to stay in touch while I can, hoping to be good for the next Ottawa Social, that is a focus! Will continue to drive and visit as long as I am able. Thanx, hope you all have a great weekend, play safe, play often and give the ladies lots of licks, kisses and hugs (YMMV)!!!!! Tom TheLiquor

I started in this lifestyle long before we began to call it Hobbying. As a young man in my 20's I had a raging libido. I was a two to three times a day kinda guy. Sadly, my GF at the time was a 2-3 times a week kinda girl. So I sought relief elsewhere on the streets of Montreal. My current SO and I have the same mismatch. Only now, some 35+ years later! I've slowed to 2-3 times a week, while she is at 2-3 times a month. Knowing this disparity might spell trouble to our marriage, my wife approached the subject by telling me she didn't want me to cheat, but she knew that she did not satisfy me as much as I needed. She told me that if I needed to be "taken care of" then she was ok with that under a few conditions: I remain discreet, I don't bring anything home (disease or drama) and I keep it to myself. We've been together for over 31 years, so it works for us. Plus I get to show her all that I've learned over the years. She really likes that part. Like so many providers, I've been able to separate the physical act from the emotional connection. Hobbying keeps me at home for my wife and I get to practice in between matrimonial sexual bouts. What could be better?

My reason for being in this lifestyle is because of lack of intimacy. I'm a happy married man with a wife that gives me everything I need except for intimacy. The very few times we have passionate love is so far in between that I never remember when was the last time.

I actually do massage porn all the time :aol_rideit: It is my favorite and it gives me stronger orgasms than casual sex. I understand why guys love going in for erotic massage because when I receive a massage and the client start to touch my wet pussy slowly, it kinda makes me extremely excited. I love it! The excitation build up slowly to a point where you can't go back. There is of course a minor explanation since massages accelerate the blood flow which makes guys harder and more horny. It makes me feel the same !! I even started to do it on my free time with my sexual partner. A bottle of wine with nice music and slowly build up our orgasms for hours :-) Nothing beats an MA and SP combination for massage porn! A professional massage to extreme satisfaction! I actually want to videotape one soon! Keep doing porn massage ! :-) Yummm yummm Love it ! (sorry for mistakes in language. I am french) Kat ;-)

My CERB Goddess Of The Day today is Miss Jessica Lee No, I haven't had the pleasure of meeting her. But her website www.happyhookersofcanada.com is a forum for like minded SP's and has an avenue to express how being a professional companion has been a positive choice for them in their life. Having a forum like this allows ladies to express how choosing to be a professional companion has been positive for them, in their life, instead of being stereotyped as a victim by MacKay and the rest of the intolerant CPC and religious zealots. And as a side note, after reading Jessica's letter on how being an SP has been a positive and empowering choice for her, I feel less like a john and perv ;-), and more like a gentleman who enjoys female companionship :-) RG

I too love massage porn especially the scenes where the masseuse is not really working in an MP but finds tje guy hot and vice versa and things just get out of hand. This for instance is really hot. http://www.porntube.com/videos/deepmassageturnsdeepfuckdanadearmond_1212460 Maybe this should be posted in the videos section but just me 2 cents.

In the "old" days when there we just yellow page ads and newspaper print ads, nothing explicit was advertised or discussed over the phone. We managed then and we will adapt. The sky is not falling.

I am just asking for this general question for curiosity To answer my own question: I am using providers as I was in a bad marriage for 19 years. After the birth of my daughter, sex was very infrequent and I mean once or twice a year. The last two years I did not have sex with her at all. That along with a there things, we finally broke up. I actually tried to get in the swing circuit, but it was very hard for me to jump in as a single male. I started to date a woman, but we lived over an hour away from each other and I still had the need to make up for lost time thus me becoming a hobbyist. Whats your story?

A hobbyist friend mentioned that he saw Sweet Melodie a few times in Montreal and suggested that I would really like her. As soon as I heard that SM was coming to Ottawa for the first time, I wasted no time to say hi and to book her. When I finally saw her this morning, I couldn't believe how accurate he had described her! I must say that he's a nice friend because he really knows my taste! lol. Melodie is a cute, pretty little spinner with a nice friendly and very sweet personality. She is such a sweetheart and a sweet cutie that I couldn't stop hugging and kissing her! She has a wonderfully-looking natural body but cleanly-shaven. In fact, she had hardly any makeup on this morning and that really revealed her natural beauty. Her skin is toned and smooth. It felt great when I ran my fingers slowly over her cute little body as I massaged her. One thing my friend neglected to tell me was that Sweet Melodie has a lovely tiny waist. The pictures in her profile showing her back really didn't do her justice - she looks so much nicer and yummy in real life! We took it slow - the whole session was mesmerizing, erotic and satisfying. She seems to enjoy what she does and she did it with a lot of enthusiasm and a great effort to please. As the OP mentioned, SM would like to visit Ottawa once a month. I strongly suggest that she be given a warm welcome while she is here so that she does not change her mind. She is worth it and truly deserves it. I will definitely see her again whenever she's in town. Merci, ma chérie!

They are having special in theater screenings for the new premiere. They did the sane thing for Day of the Doctor. Extra features. . Encourage people to dress up. It's all over the world. Awesome event. I know there were many in Canada. The Doctor Who website and blog updates as theater showings are added.

need of a little excitement? something different? more then just a pretty face? kinky times here today! im a curvy, busty, bootyfull, exotic, french masseuse. I cater to ladies & gents.... i have ultimate pleasure with couples! my seductive, bold, green bedroom eyes will get you mesmerized and inticed for more. cum.... try someone who is open-minded, friendly, sweet with very few limitations. i can captivate your mind, i can captivate your body! *discreet* *sensual* *showers for 2* *bodyslides* *fetish*worship* *toys*strap-ons* *role play* *safe gfe* *much much more* yours truely, Sabrina R (no panties, had to take them off...lol) 613 820 8887 613 890 2960 *text recommendations: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthr...ltr=S&t=175469

It wasn't the panties that got you in trouble, it was the bra LOL RG :-)

Yes, I too do not like a menu, perhaps I should re-title this thread as menu or not, lol...I did at one time provide that, but now have evolved to have a dislike for it. Mainly, the problem was I may not offer everyone the exact same thing and a menu kinda makes you to commit to it:( Making for some uncomfortable outcomes. Mean while, I believe your correct in saying, best not to have sex and money being tangled up into the conversation on txt/email/pm as a safe measure regardless. Although I do agree as well that the street level sadly will be the main goal, but then again so was it when providing illegal incalls, however I still got myself a good scare at the hands of some one who wanted me gone:( As my lawyer said, all it takes is one complaint to raise eyebrows:( Would it be easier if I traveled? Probably. Would I be able to maintain my same quality massage? NO. Now that incalls will be allowed, I am relieved! So to keep "complaint" at bay, I will probably not offer a menu. I can chat with voice calls and explain that each person may experience a different kind of activity while in my company")

Thank You to our Many Members Who Came out & Attended our first ever Weekend Long Event! If you missed out - be sure to stop in and say hello to the Many New Ladies who have recently Joined the Team! Quickly becoming the Next Top MA's Rini http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=9390 Sophia http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=9342 Lynzee http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=9341 Bre http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=9427 KaraLynn http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=9391 Chelsea http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=9290 Bre's 1st Reco! http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=187585 Chelsea Reco! http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=183547 Wed July 30th Daisy 10-4 Chelsea 10-4 Maria 11-7 Jewel 11-7 Daisy 4-10 Thurs July 31st Chelsea 10-4 Lynzee 11-7 *NEW & Now Solo* Courtney 11-7 Myla 4-10 Brianna 4-10 Fri Aug 1st Chelsea 10-4 Lauren 11-7 KaraLynn 11-7 *NEW & Now Solo* Myla 4-10 Brianna 4-10 Sat Aug 2nd Adrianna 10-4 KaraLynn 11-7 *NEW & Now Solo* Daisy 4-10 Sun Aug 3rd Rini 10-4 *NEW & Now Solo* KaraLynn 11-7 *NEW & Now Solo* Lynzee 4-10 What Others Have Said About their Experiences Courtney http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthr...light=courtney Veronica http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthr...light=veronica Myla http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthr...highlight=myla Evangeline http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=183804 www.clubcmj.com 613-523-6199

I just wonder how many of them pick up something like C36, look it over, roll their eyes, and say to themselves, "wtf, how I am supposed to go out and defend this BS? I'm going to look like the biggest idiot ever when the SCC overturned it on Dec 14, 2014".

Can not remember exactly, but I think when I first began here it was as time went on I had the ability to add more and more pics. I suggest either, pick threw your old ones and decide which is best then add your more recent. I do remember one day stumbling upon a long term member's album and thinking, wow how she do that?? But not long after I was able to add more too. If all else fails, and you have tried everything, then perhaps ask mod as to why? Best of luck!

Rendezvous Tonight Open till 11 Knock out Natural 32D breasts.. I will rock your world with my natural talents and Assets..It's nothing you haven't heard before but who's listening anyways..when i can show you what I can do.. This Week Tuesday July 29 - 3:30-11 ( Angels) Wednesday July 30 - 9-4 ( Paradise ) Thursday July 31 - 3:30-11 ( Angels) Friday 3:30 - 11 ( Angels ) I'm a doll, a reeeeal doll you will say..but you haven't any idea how really hot and naughty i really am if you haven't ever seen me...i look fascinating in my clothes, lingerie and even better after staying bare... I'm a little bit slutty in showing off my super cool body and demonstrating great adult style entertainment is how I will fulfil your pursuit of pleasure! I love to show off my heavenly body..and maybe you are in the mood to admire me.. But why stop at just that when you can meet me in person, up close and personal and see every detail in real life..I can't promise you anything. Its what I can show you that matters. I could tell you all about it, but showing you would be the best! 613-274-7073 to book 613-274-7073 to book *PLEASE NOTE* HAIR COLOURS / STYLES/ LENGTHS MAY VARY MY CURRENT HAIR COLOUR IS DARK BLONDE AND IS CUT ABOVE MY SHOULDERS SOMETIMES I ADD LENGTH WITH CLIP IN HAIR EXTENSIONS. I LIKE IT FUN, FRESH, AND TRENDY! NEW PICS ARE COMING IN ABOUT 2 WEEKS TIME

I have seen her before and her photos are very accurate. She is quite tall with a rocking body! If she wasn't so far out in spryfield I would see her more often.

Tuesday Lexi 9-4 aka "Sexy Lexi" Chasity 9-4 aka "Chasityxox" Ariana 9-4 NEW aka "Ariana" Bianca 9-4 aka "Sexy Bianca" Taylor 10-7 aka "Taylor Devine" Maya 3:30-11 aka "MidnightMaya" Sasha 3:30-11 aka "Sasha-Paradise" Robyn 3:30-11 aka "robynxoxo" Rose 3:30-11 NEW to Angel's :smile: aka "Primrose" NEW Pics Dallas http://www.angelstouchmassage.ca/site/the-angels/dallass-profile/ NEW MA Ariana Pics http://www.angelstouchmassage.ca/site/arianas-profile/ ONLINE AD http://www.cerb.ca/classifieds/ottawa-massage-ads/p62-top-ladiesnew-ma-27s.html Schedule UPDATED daily & Comments from happy clients CLICK HERE http://www.angelstouchmassage.ca/site/schedule/ New Sexy Pics http://www.angelstouchmassage.ca/site/the-angels/ 3 rooms, up to 8 sexy ladies on daily! Private Dance shows available upon request! Click here to see NEW pics of room: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=3340 Full Body Relaxation Massage Single Massage: 30 minutes $50. 45 minutes $60. 60 minutes $80. 90 minutes $120 Couples Massage: 1 Attendant 30 minute $60. 45 minute $70. 60 minute $90. Duo/Couples Massage:2 Attendants 30 minute regular $100. on special for $80. 45 minute regular $120. on special for $100. 60 minute regular $160. on special for $130. HST included in door fee prices. Longer Sessions available and @ Discretion of MA ...... Tips Accepted...... ATM on site......Spacious Rooms with Private Showers..... Robyn's Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=R&t=82591 Maya's Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=M&t=63977 Taylor's Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=155684 Sabrina R's Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=175469 Rose's Recommendations ***NEW http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=185458 http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=185559 Chasity Recommendation http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=C&t=160456 HIRING.....We are seeking attractive hard working ladies who enjoy pleasing clients! You must be 18 years of age or older to be employed at Angel's Touch. We require proof of legal age and legal eligibility to work via a valid government identification and/or other documentation as required by law! Rose-NEW

:lovers: :lovers: :lovers: :lovers: Hello handsome! I bought a new cute bikini...why don't you pay me a visit and see for yourself? Please call ahead to book your appointment. Extra loving care with a nice tip (and nice manners).Only cost you $40 for 30 min, or $60 for 60min. If the hot weather won't make you melt, my bikini will! Kelly :613-800-4763 Hours: 9:30 AM - 6: 30PM; Please call me an appointment.Thank you.

Ohhhhhhh I'll show you ;-) Sticky Tricks!

Miss Sexy Pants Maraena ;) We all missed her during her hiatus ...She's Baaaaaack !! Brighter and Shinier and Sexier than ever !!!! xoxo

Nipples - hands down. The bigger and harder the better.

I'm with Il Re on this one. Those who know me, know this to be true. I have a serious oral addiction. But, I have one addition to my list. The junction where the top of the leg meets the curve of the butt. That place where a bubble butt joins the back thigh....oooooh maaaaan, that's the good stuff.

Aside from their beautiful eyes, soft lips and silky sooooooooft skin, I am a boob lover so breasts it is for me :)

That ad is for sure fake. Seen exact same pics advertising in various cities at the same time.

The stuff put out by one particular nude model studio (not sure if I can post studio name re: rules) is awesome. Usually the model is massaged by another woman only, no oral or reciprocation but a lot of digital stimulation, and they often last at least 30-60 minutes. They have a few male-female massage videos of different configurations but it's the woman-woman videos I like the most (particularly involving Dominika C, Emily Bloom, and Caprice but there are others that are great, too -- gonna watch one now).

I do too!!!! But Twitter deletes them.

I think that media and advertising plays as big a role as it always has. We are force fed certain standards every day and sometimes, whether we want it to or not, it sinks into our thought patterns and we slowly start thinking a different way. It takes effort to think your own thoughts in this electronic age. Not only that but I think when we're young, we view older in REALLY skewed ways so when we GET to older, we remember those comments. On top of that because we're human, our bodies start doing things they never did before and behaving differently and looking differently. At that point, many people have to deal with the whole ego shift and it can be a hard effort that weakens us to all the stuff we're inundated with. It's then that we think, maybe it IS better or if I had that I would be better. PS. In regard to Mrrnice's comments, there seems to be a gender specific thing I see a lot where woman are more accepting or maturity and aging in men then men are in woman. As always, there are exceptions, this is just a trend I have personally seen and experienced. There are so many facets to beauty, sex, aging, youth and they all have impact. I would love to see the real goal be to see beauty and sexy in everyone regardless of age, sex, race etc. It is a real gift and I'm very thankful to be blessed with it. Sexy to me is more than an outward appearance. It's personality, playfulness, the curve of a body that's normally hidden, the twinkle in an eye, the teasing smile or deepness of a laugh. NO, there is no age limit on sexy or beautiful, there is sometimes an age limit on mental ability to be accepting and open. I hope never to find that one! In response to Mrrnice...I do believe there is a gender issue, and I comment from personal experience and observation, that women are more accepting of maturity and aging in men then men are in woman. Always exceptions of course.

She has been on hiatus but I'll nominate for CERB Goddess of the Day my dear virtual wife, Gabriella Laurence. Not only is she a wonderful contributor to CERB, and a wonderful companion :-) she offers a helping hand to those new to CERB trying to learn the ropes. Here is a collage pic of my dear virtual wife BTW my dear virtual wife did not hen peck me to post this LOL In fact she doesn't even know I am posting it And for those who don't know, all references to Gabriella being my (virtual) wife are tongue in cheek, she really isn't my wife, this is just a bit of humorous bantering that we have going on But she is my Goddess Of The Day today :-) RG

We can get massages with HE at Rona now?? Get wood and buy some wood all in one location