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I nominate Ottawa's one and only Cleo Catra who is coming up to retirement. So if you haven't seen this kitty yet, better scurry and catch her before she's gone.

My friend found five homeless kittens this morning, and within two hours we found them all homes :)

I have been on here gaining some valuable information for a while now, thought maybe i would give a little back. I have never wrote a review before and do this with mixed emotions. I had one of the best experiences of my life. Part of me does not want to share Angelina but i also don't think it would be fair to her or anyone else wanting any experience like this to keep it to myself. To help you understand i will start by telling a little about myself. Im not a writer so bear with me. Ive been a bachelor my whole life, a little shy and reserved. When i started this "hobby" i thought it was out of lust and desire. After meeting her i realized there is more. I have not seen very many mp's/sp's but have been very lucky. All the lovely ladies i have met were good people and i always left satisfied. This woman is beautiful on the outside but i believe what sets her apart is whats on the inside. From our initial contact, her kind and thoughtful messages had my heart racing and spirits lifted. She was very accommodating and flexible for my hectic schedule. It was a long drive for me and when i arrived my anxiety was high, not just from the anticipation of meeting her for the first time but trying to navigate downtown in the heart of the beast. She greeted me at the door with a big smile, bright eyes and a stunning outfit. We began chatting and soon i was able to start to relax. I've never had someone look so deeply into my eyes and listen to me so intently, like i was the only one in the world. She really has a gift. The bath, the massage, the bed, it just got better and better. I have never been that comfortable around strangers but felt so safe and relaxed i was able to open up and come out of my shell. So easy to talk to, everything so natural and unrushed. So fun, playful and engaging, full of positive energy. Warm, welcoming, compassionate. To say she goes the extra mile would be an understatement! No clock watching here. Id recommend reading her web site throughly before contacting her as it is 100% accurate. Pay attention to words like therapeutic, nurturing, healing, touch, sensuality, erotic and wellness. In this world of services and menu's i wondered why none were listed. Now i understand. I contacted a friend i met on cerb (who recommended her to me, thanks again) afterwards and asked him, is she for real? Is this all just a dream? He responded with yes she is for real lol ! There are some women out there who really do know how to treat a man! Couldn't have said it better myself. I believe she truly loves whats she does and it shows. A unique experience that is hard to describe with words. Body, mind and soul. I realize this might not be the "kind" of review some of you may be looking for. Graphic details are not my style. This is solely based off my opinion and my experience. If your looking for a "quickie" then id suggest going somewhere else as she has so much more to offer. Treat her with respect and you wont be disappointed. If you appreciate a genuine soul, want to be pampered and enjoy being treated like a king, this may be for you.

Available until 4 PM Today Call 613-820-8887 or PM me Make sure you read my recommendations !! http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=182719

I certainly have a couple of actual friends whom I see as a client. Personally I see absolutely nothing wrong with it. I understand how some hobbyiests, SP's or MA's would prefer never to have this type of scenario in their lives, but myself and those I am friends with would rather not miss the opportunity to have someone of quality in their lives. Since I keep very few actual friends in my life and have no use for those who brag about how many cyber friends they have, if I call you a friend, then you will be so till the end of my days.

A lot can happen in one week. Last week I was despondent at the sudden loss of a beloved pet dog. See Things that Suck for the details. This week I decided we would adopt another dog as soon as possible. Not so much for our sole survivor, but for me. I couldn't stand the thought of leaving my dog alone during the day when he hasn't been alone his entire life. The problem I have is this breed is rare and expensive. Show dogs fetch (clever pun alert) between two and four thousand dollars. Breeders are few and far between too. Luckily we found a breeder within driving distance. Even better, she has mature females available for adoption. We're going for a look-see this weekend. If all goes well, our pack will be back to full strength before the weekend is over! Doing a happy dance now! :butt:

I've been told I give a pretty good massage.... but I'm going to be selfish and say I'd rather receive. I drive on tour and my back gets tight and tense ... when I was in Calgary last year I had a gent provide me with the most wonderfully relaxing, sensual massage. I'd been driving that day for about 7 hours and it was simply heavenly. Driving east in the fall. Just sayin' ;)

I am interested. Please, contact me directly from my free website at http://www.funvalerie.com. Valerie

Friendship is an overly used word, it carries a lot of weight to me. A friend, could see me at my worst, ugly, cranky, sick what have you. A client that is a "friend" would never see me this way. My clients who almost meet that friend status, are acquaintances. Like I may wish them happy Birthday, Christmas, perhaps give and seek advice. At times helping each other out in emergency, etc. While ago I had a nasty flu, one of my clients friends offered to bring me flowers and medicine, but NO WAY would I do that. I would be embarrassed to be seen puffy, hair a mess, sweaty, crying, ugly PJ's hahahha. Nope! My true friends are mostly my family and Hubby. I keep few people near and dear to me, and they get most of my focus in life.

Ohhhh dear this is gonna be fun! I thought today ( which is really thursday) was Friday, and filled up my schedule, but then at the end of last night noticed TODAY IS THURSDAY NOT FRIDAY, as a result I doubled booked on almost every apt! OMG, hope I can sort this out, few of which who has been trying to book for a long time now! Head slap! YIKES!

Hands down Felina. Then again I want all her to myself so hands down someone else.

I'm creating a special citation for beautiful bums, limiting pics here to cerb-approved photos to avoid hassles. I've been running a 'favorite pics on cerb' thread, but this one is more specialized. My first two citations go to Belle and Jazy. Belle: And Jazy:

I would say absolutely you should take the wife to a stripclub, pretty much all our couple friendly. You might get her in the back with yourself and a lady, and I bet you will get your brains fucked out after the club.

I guess it comes down to terminology... what you are referring to as good friend was what I was equating to "friend" someone you would help out as you said no matter what.

I offer a full body deep tissue massage to help revitalize you from the weekend. Of course a body slide will help get your attention, make the blood start to flow. A light touch to help awaken the senses.... Does this sound good so far? You can come and help me play out the rest of the story.... Other services offered: Foot fetish Showers Tantric Duos Couples Reverse massage I'm a curvy, blue eyed, tattooed gal who loves the touch of a sexy man. I love teasing and hearing the sounds of pleasure. Come and be part of my open minded fun. My schedule Monday July 28 from 9:00AM to 10:00PM Tuesday July 29 from 9:00AM to 4:00PM Wednesday July 30 from 9:00AM to 4:00PM Thursday July 31 from 3:30PM to 11:00PM Text 1-613-909-6583, call 613-274-7073, email [email protected] or pm me to book.

Had an awesome time with Raquel today, great lunch hour!!! well half hour!

I have lots of anticipation towards a few upcoming "events" in my life in the near future but the one that has me extremely excited at the moment is that I will be receiving my new sexy pictures from the photoshoot I did last week most likely late tomorrow or on Saturday! I can't wait!! :)

Interestingly, the poll has stayed pretty even so far. Although I guess that actually works out quite well for everyone! :)

Yes I would recomend Felina and Kayla both would be excellent choices for a first timer.

I prefer giving. However there have been a few that have given me a nice massage. As long as they are not rough. Nothing worse then pain when you should feel pleasure.

GOOD MORNING GENTLEMAN ! I AM NOW PROVIDING SOME NEWLY EROTIC SERVICES, PM ME FOR DETAILS ! QUICK NOTE: ALL MY SERVICES ARE YMMV AND DEPEND ON COMFORTABILITY IN THE ROOM TOGETHER AS I DO LIKE TO GET TO KNOW SOMEONE ON A PERSONAL LEVEL :) HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND AND LOOKING FORWARD TO HAVING SOME NEW FOUND EROTIC FUN! I STRIVE to tease, please, put you at ease...AND give you the ultimate satisfaction guaranteed. I LOVE mutual encounters of eroticism and TRUE pleasure as well as ENTICING conversations & bonding relationships. Hot & Juicy Schedule For This Week: (Thurs. Jul. 31st-Fri. Aug. 1st) is posted below, check it out!. You can also Pre-Book your HOT session ! My Appearance: 24 year old, long haired brunette, dazzling sexy hazel eyes, lightly tanned, silky smooth skin, I stand at 5'3, 125lbs with curves in all of the right places, 36C perfect tittys!, gorgeous face features and i am Italian & French of nationality. My Personality: Very outgoing, playful, sensual, erotic, open minded, seductive, naughty, bubbly, sweet, kinky, classy, talkative, sweet, caring, intelligent, respectful and discreet. WHAT YOU CAN EXPECT IN A TRULY UNIQUE EXPERIENCE WITH ME: -erotic sensual & seductive nude massage -great conversation & atmosphere -an ending that is sure to leave you more than happy! -reverse massage -duo massage (2 girls, 4 hands) -soapy showers for 2 -topless massage -bum massage -cuddles & hugs ! -multiple experiences -pearl necklace release -tantric massage -cob -fetish friendly -dirty talk -foot fetish/worship -strip tease/lap dance (if requested) -outfits, heels, stockings, exotic wear/lingerie, or outfits in my pictures & much much more (Please inquire about more of my services) VIP PACKAGE: (Regular Clientele) For the discerning, classy and upscale gentleman at my discretion. My package includes several different services combined into one package for one price! All services are YMMV! (Please inquire-regarding my VIP services & pricing) Fees: (Door Fees Only): 30mins: $50 45mins: $60 60mins: $80 *Longer Sessions Available* PLUS tipping in the room !!! Location: (Thursday-Friday): Merivale & Hunt Club. (Incalls Only). Angels Touch Spa. Clean, discreet, upscale & professional. ATM on-site, Free parking, fresh towels, nice big showers in each room & hygienic products. Schedule For This Week: (Thurs. Jul. 31st-Fri. Aug. 1st): Thurs: 10am-9pm Fri: 10am-6pm EMAIL. PM. CALL. TEXT: For more info or to book your ADDICTIVE session ! 613-600-3943 (Text Only) Email: [email protected] Personal Website: http://taylordevine.massagefiles.com/ Angels Touch: 613-274-7073 (Request Taylor) (Call Only) RECOMMENDATIONS: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthr...ltr=T&t=155684 AD WITH COMMENTS: http://www.cerb.ca/classifieds/ottaw...ue-beauty.html SEXY PICTURES: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.p...ictureid=57872 *NEW*: ANGELS TOUCH WEBSITE UNDER TAYLOR'S PROFILE: HAPPY CLIENT COMMENTS CIAO FOR NOW!, CRAVE TAYLOR BOYS! XOXO MUAHS!

You know those screaming metal songs? Like this one: So there is a friend who I meet every so often. Every time he and I get in a car, we put up a song like this one, and just jam our heads at every red light with the windows down, doing completely stupid things. It seems to entertain everyone passing along. Just for kicks, we sway our hands as if we're in the ballet. Tl;dr - Put screamy music full blast, entertain other drivers with our silliness.

hi there, thank you for checking my ad. You will not be disappointed with my A+++ services ( the lady, the services, the place) My name is Vivian. I'm 26 years old. Gorgeous, i am a classy looking Lady with long black hair, seductive cat eyes and full sexy lips, beautiful silky soft, tanned skin. work out body with all the right curves in the right places (32C, 24, 34) You have finally met the sweet girl next door, also the naughty girl in your dreams... I greet you at the door with a lovely smile then lead you to the massage room...I will start with a deep soothing tissue massage to relax all your muscles then follow with a soft, sensual, tease touch to invigorate your whole body then the fun time ... It will be the most relaxing, creative and passionate session for you ever. So amazing that you cannot help yourself from thinking about it and want to come back for more ! http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=92146 For relaxing massage $40/30m $50/45m $70/60m appointment only, call/text me at 613 712 1200 mon to sat 10am to 7pm

If it's the simple, normal massage, I love giving one, but I think I love receiving one more. If it's the sort that Il Re mention in his Massage Porn thread It would really depend on my mood.

Hello Gentlemen, My name is Sasha, I'm a young fit and playful MA who loves to massage and can do it for hours. My sensual erotic massage will relieve your tension & leave you more than satisfied. I'm very fun, open minded and comfortable to be around so let's make this experience as enjoyable and naughty as your fantasies.. I'm petite 5'4, athletic 120 lbs, perky b34 bust, nice round booty, brunette, golden tan, seductive lips, exotic hazel bedroom eyes, 100% natural beauty.. Services: Non-rushed service Full erotic body massage Reverse massage Slippery body slides reverse body slides Shower for 2 Hot tub fun Relaxing music Fresh towels & linens Duos Some fetishes ATM available on site Schedule: Thursday @ Paradise: 9am-11pm Friday @ Angels: 9am-11pm Saturday @ Angels: 10am-11pm http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=S&t=146238 Join me for some hot steamy fun an experience to never forget, come have the very best!! call: (Angels): 613-274-7073 or (Paradise): 613-820-8887 Incall location only! -Sasha xxx

Let me guide you into a world of sensuality and erotic fantasy. Escape your every day and allow me the pleasure of taking care of your aches & needs. Our time together is not scripted and I promise you something you have never experienced before.. So stop wondering and start making it reality... Avail for You this Week: Thursday July 31st 10AM -4PM CMJ WEST Friday Aug 1st 11AM - 7PM CMJ WEST Saturday Aug 2nd 4PM - 10PM CMJ EAST

Friday Sabrina R 9-4 aka "SabrinaR" Chasity 9-4 aka "Chasityxox" Sasha 9-11 aka "Sasha-Paradise" Scarlett 10-4 aka "Sultry Scarlett" Taylor 10-6 aka "Taylor Devine" Bianca 3:30-11 aka "Sexy Bianca" Ariana 4-11 NEW aka "Ariana" Avah 7-11 aka "Avah" Saturday Kelly 10-4 aka "Kelly2010" Sasha 10-11 aka "Sasha-Paradise" Bianca 10-11 aka "Sexy Bianca" Avah 12-9 aka "Avah" Maya 3:30-11 aka "Midnight Maya" Ariana 3:30-11 NEW aka "Ariana" Sunday Sabrina 10-4 aka "SabrinaXOX" Ariana 10-9 NEW aka "Ariana" Sasha 10-9 aka "Sasha-Paradise" Bianca 10-9 aka "Sexy Bianca" Robyn 10-9 aka "robynxoxo" Salina

I'm not a coffee drinker unless preparing and/on tour or doing incalls. I was cleaning my suite coffee pot and I accidently touched the burner where the pot sits! My pour pinky finger is burned but has not blistered yet. Boy does it hurt and burn like a flipping b*tch OUCH!!:icon_sad: Additional Comments: Tracie it was still literally burning and I did have it in cold ice water but then had to get ready for sexy time! When I got in the bath, WOW did it burn but it's fine now, no blister or even a sign I burnt it. Thank you for your advice and concern. Hugs, Lexy

Well you now your best friend and lover is always her for you . Hmm. hope this is not a hijack.

FYI, this afternoon, I saw and spoke to: Christina, Serenity, Joy, Candy, Carmella, Chantal and Jenny. Plus many others that were there.

I regularly pluck my eyebrows at red lights. I'd never thought of it until I was driving a girlfriend around and she pulled down her mirror and asked for my 'car tweezers' like it was a common thing. But she was totally right - the lighting is the best for catching those pesky little hairs.

I've been doing that for a long time with the erotic poems I write and it works just fine ;) yet, I do not offer a "menu" with a full list of acronyms. Have fun with it!

Classixxx sells it. I know for sure the location in Bells Corners does, not sure about their other locations but if you call the staff can tell you for sure :)

Available tonight until 11pm Call 613-274-7073 or PM Me!

Felina or Soliel would be an excellent choice, both very good with first timers

For me it was a way to stay sane. I love my partner but for the last 2 years she has been battling a mental illness that has put a huge strain on her, me and our relationship. Sex has dropped down to pretty much zero and everything in our lives revolves around trying to get her well. I thought I was going to go crazy with the stress and then I saw an SP. All of a sudden I had an hour that was all about me. An hour where I could relax and stop worrying. It was truly amazing. Now I try and see an SP every couple of weeks. I have met some truly amazing women and i feel way better. Do I feel guilty for hiding it from my partner? Yes. Am I planning to stop? No. Does that make me a shitty person? Probably. Sigh.

My story is very similar to most above. In my case, we haven't been intimate in more than 6 years. At first I stayed true and try to tell myself that I was strong enough because I love my SO and she was worth the sacrifice. It took a while but I finally admit to myself that I was weak and had to take care of my needs outside of our relationship. I'm a much happier guy and we are a happier couple now. Our relationship is even better now (at least that's what I think) than before. My only regret is that this happiness has come at a huge potential cost (her trust in me, if she finds out). Sometimes, I get the feeling she knows but goes out of her way to avoid it so I've not push the intimacy issue anymore. Wow, this is sounding like a confession. Anyway, that is why I'm part of this Cerb community. I can sort of be myself and open here, it's therapeutic.

You're gonna love Superior...careful of the ice cold water though...if you didn't know...beautiful area! I'm lookin forward to some camping , paddling and fishing in East Algonquin area...real soon now!

Sexy redhead Primrose, with thanks!!

I started in this lifestyle long before we began to call it Hobbying. As a young man in my 20's I had a raging libido. I was a two to three times a day kinda guy. Sadly, my GF at the time was a 2-3 times a week kinda girl. So I sought relief elsewhere on the streets of Montreal. My current SO and I have the same mismatch. Only now, some 35+ years later! I've slowed to 2-3 times a week, while she is at 2-3 times a month. Knowing this disparity might spell trouble to our marriage, my wife approached the subject by telling me she didn't want me to cheat, but she knew that she did not satisfy me as much as I needed. She told me that if I needed to be "taken care of" then she was ok with that under a few conditions: I remain discreet, I don't bring anything home (disease or drama) and I keep it to myself. We've been together for over 31 years, so it works for us. Plus I get to show her all that I've learned over the years. She really likes that part. Like so many providers, I've been able to separate the physical act from the emotional connection. Hobbying keeps me at home for my wife and I get to practice in between matrimonial sexual bouts. What could be better?

Miss Sexy Pants Maraena ;) We all missed her during her hiatus ...She's Baaaaaack !! Brighter and Shinier and Sexier than ever !!!! xoxo

Yes it's worth joining CMJ but its also worth going to ALO, Paradise Spa/Angels Touch, VibeUrbanSpa and other smaller locations. However you will not be getting a massage from a place but from a lady. Therefore just like seeing an SP, getting a massage is all about the lady and the connection you will establish, not where you meet her. Some ladies have worked at different spas and it certainly has not changed their service or personality. My recommendation is look at the different spa's account on here and their website, check ladies pic and for those that catch your attention check the recco section see what has been written about them. There are many great recco's on ladies from all the Spa's, sometimes choosing who you will see is just a matter of personal preferences. If you want specific names in this thread then you should rephrase your question!

Lily, first, let me welcome you to Cerb :) I would like to add that Indy Companion is NOT an agency. I am a full-100% independent companion and only advertise with them ;) Same goes for all the other ladies you see on the site. We pay a monthly fee to appear on the site. Nothing more to it.

I've met both Cleo and Kathryn several times each in both solo sessions and as a duo. I always have a great time with them so when I saw they were offering trios with Jezebel Valentine I couldn't book a date fast enough. I think the world of both Cleo and Kathryn and have recommended both in the past. Anyone who has seen them or read their many recommendations knows they are smart, funny, sexy, etc., etc., and a lot of fun to spend time with. I had only seen Jezebel's photos but had never met her so I wasn't sure what to expect, other than if she's spending time with those two she must be pretty great. So after several emails and dates exchanged we set a time for last Wednesday. When the door opened I was greeted with the typical warm smile and kiss from Kathryn and Cleo, both looking beautiful as always, and next around the corner was Jezebel...and all I could think was WOW!! She is absolutely gorgeous and has a presence about her that just sucks you right in. After the greetings were taken care of we moved to the bedroom for some chit-chat, more kisses, teasing, joking, laughing, etc. Off to the shower I went and when I returned to the bedroom there were 3 gorgeous, tattooed women in various stages of undress, and the party was on! There was lots of teasing, laughs and orgasms. At one point things got so heated the champagne bottle I set on the table across the room popped its cork!! All in all it was 2 hours that went by far too quickly but was one of the sexual highlights of my life. What made the date work so well for me was that all 3 women mesh really well together. There is definitely a lot of chemistry between them and they are all very interactive. All 3 are also very warm, sincere, welcoming and they put you at ease right away. The thought of being with three gorgeous women might seem intimidating to some, but that's not the case with these 3. My only advice to anyone interested would be to act quickly. Cleo is retiring at the end of August and trying to organize around 4 schedules can be a little challenging and take a little time. That being said, it is well worth the effort. Thanks to Cleo, Kathryn and Jezebel for a fabulous time!

Please tell me its not a used matress store...that's just wrong!

I had a revelation this afternoon an epiphany if you will...it came to me like I bolt of lightning... I suddenly understood why Steven Harper is against prostitution.... the poor man has never had the pleasure of a Duo with Nathalie Lefebvre and Savannah Lane..... Steven thinks prostitution is dirty old perverted men taking advantage of poor disadvantaged women but this afternoon I had the amazing pleasure of spending two hours with Nat and Savanah and I can assure him that while I might be an old pervert there certainly were no disadvantaged women in the room only two beautiful sexy strong independent women who it could be argued took advantage of me in so many enjoyable ways that I lost count. These two amazing women were meant to be together their minds... their bodys there sexual passion are amazingly compatible... they make each other smile and laugh and cum.... any man who is lucky enough to be with them is in for an amazing time as they include you in their passion. I have to admit while excited to be having a Duo with two so beautiful sexy women I was somewhat apprehensive as I approached the hotel room door .... i was cognizant of a line from the TV show "Everyone Loves Raymond" where he was asked if he was seeing a second woman and he replied... "yes it was his ambition in life to be a disappointment to more than one woman.... all I could think was... am I crazy... what the fuck am I going to do with two women as beautiful and sexy as Nat and Savannah... well while I don't kiss and tell there was not much we didn't do. As the door opened I was met by the vision of these two extraordinarily beautiful women in sexy black dresses... their warn welcome and passionate embrace made me feel immediately welcome. I sat on the couch with a beautiful woman on each side of me and we chatted and got to know each other we kissed and caressed each other and before I knew it i was naked and their black dresses were on the floor.... and we were in each others arms on the bed.... While I will not share the details of all the bedroom fun I can tell you that it was beyond my wildest fantasy.... all my wishes were met and then some but even more than that I had the distinct pleasure of a front row seat as these two amazingly compatible ladies enjoyed each other... images that will be pleasant memories for me for quite some time. Deciding to see Nat and Savannah was one of the best decisions I have ever made... and is something I will repeat at the first chance I get.... it is something not to be Missed. Thanks Nathalie and Savannah you are both amazing.

This site ONLY allows positive comments in public posts. If you do not have anything positive to say about a SP (or anything for that matter) when someone asks please simply say nothing at all. You can PM them if you wish with PRIVATE INFO but do not post publicly. You CAN NOT POST comments like I do not recommend Info on other site don't do it! stay away not worth it etc... etc.... etc......... That is NOT what this site is for. YES we know some of you would like it to be and YES we know some of you feel it is your god given right to post whatever you want on our members only board but the truth is... our house our rules and we DO NOT want it here. If you must read negative comments or if you must post negative comments then please do so on OTHER websites... or start your own. Do not PM me after I give you a warning or infraction telling me how I should run the site either (This is especially annoying with new members) yes of course mr. 1 post guy you can tell me how we should run the site you are so helpful! (NOT!) If you don't like our rules... start your own website and let us enjoy this one.

If she is a RMT then why no receipt?