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I am 5'89999" I weigh in at 170 lbs but look fat in the mirror I am still in my 40's but not for fuckin long :( My head is Mr. Clean Mach III style now with my hair being conveniently stored and archived in lagoons across the country after it fell out in the shower in my early 20's apparently. I have a goatee. Mostly ...cough... ahem ... stylin grey'ish. ? I am fit as a fiddle !!! string that broke . Used to be competitive athlete but now can only keep up to Forest Gump till the end of the lane :( Then I stop for a beer and he runs and runs and runs. "and that's all I have to say about that" ;) As far as dress attire .... it will be work boots, fireproof clothing, hardhat, glasses and covered in crude oil most days......... otherwise on free time jeans and a T, nike's or sandals and even shitkicker boots on occasion YeeHawww. Thinkin about getting a speedo for freedom 55 retirement tho ? I have a penis and I love fa faginas. and legs and legs wrapped around me. Not sure if that was part of the question ? I write right handed, golf right handed, shoot the puck right handed, hit home runs right handed, miss the tennis ball right handed, miss the broom right handed when I curl, fall down to the right when I am drunk (help I've fallen), park the truck on the right side of the road, work out and lift weights with no hands, and masturbate left handed ;) Cheers :spank: Ooops CHEERS !!! :chug:

Ok, well other than the drooling - I'm not this cute guy. I'm 5'8" and about 185lbs. I would say average build for a gentleman my age >50. But a usual comment is that I look much younger than my age. Certainly not in the physical shape I was when I worked construction in my early 20s but not bad. I have all my hair still (brown) and usually clean shaven unless camping in the mountains, weekends, or other holidays. Also have brown eyes that are very dark. I'm told I have a nice smile and often get comments on my naked bum. (Well at least from the couple who have seen it - haha) I think that is my French/Italian mix of heritage. I am usually well dressed and do like fashion including men's - so might often be seen in a tailored suit/tie with nice shoes. Cub

I know this is an old thread but because of what I am going through at the moment, I thought a gentle reminder couldn't hurt anyone, especially when I am already feeling hurt and sad. Having to terminate an established relationship or a brand new exciting one because "love" feelings get in the way and the focus of the friendship is being temporarily put aside or willingly being ignored by the other party is never something a lady looks forward to. Please, keep in mind that ladies who are involved in this industry are not using these special companionship experiences to gain new personal best friends or a significant other even if we care deeply about you. Imposing your so called "love" feelings on (one of) the lady you are seeing and trying to change the dynamic of relationship is (almost) a guaranteed way to end what could've been a great long lasting experience or abruptly terminate the relationship you've already build together. When you start feeling confused, sit back, think and give your head a good shake and a reality check before ruining that special something. Gabby xox

I am 5' 10" .. I weigh in at 180 lbs.. I work out at the gym.. I am hitting 60 that's my age not my batting average.. All my sons friends don't believe my age !! I have all my hair YES! grey at times till I dye it HA ! HA! only my hair dresser knows for sure.. Yes I have all my teeth and no medication for me yet.. Who do I look like when I was younger Bobby Darin "unfortunately he passed away".. and no unfortunately I can't sing.. I do like Sports I have played hockey, baseball, soccer, golf "not well" I dress casual now because I am retired. Always neat and clean.. And I LOVE the Ladies sorry a weakness I always had.. LOL I think that sums it up..

Tall, dark and handsome...wait, that doesn't describe me at all...never mind!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

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A house in Edinburgh, Scotland. :)

I'm not going to be that hard on myself like my fellow Cerbies. I'm a male model(it's not easy being extremely good looking)j/k, late 40's, I stand at 6'2" tall and weight 225 lbs short dark hair although I often shave my head in the summer time but not this year. I was told that I look like Gerard Butler and I have been called Gerard by one lovely lady of Cerb. I also have beautiful blue eyes that are bright when I'm happy. I'm a man of many talent/job, you could say I wear many hats, when I do something I want to make sure it is done right or I won't do it at all. I live in a small town between Montreal and Ottawa where everybody knows everybody(it's got its advantages and disadvantages). I'm a biker by choice and love it, this is what keeps me sane, me my 2 wheel babe and the road have a lot of stories we can tell. Some lucky ladies have seen my model body with chaps only on(I'm positive they got wet seeing me like that). I'm also an animal lover, pets love me. I was told that I give pretty good massages and I love giving them too. I guess that's it for me.

That would probably depend on the subsequent partner and relationship, so I don't see that there's any definitive answer anyone can give you right now. But having said that... none of us here are teenagers any more. There comes a point in your life when you know that any new relationship is going to be with someone who has a past, who has done things with other people... and you many never know everything. You may well never want to know everything. Is it not enough that people have exes, and possibly kids from former relationships, and whatever else? Provided nobody's bringing a STI to the game, does it really matter whether your new partner has had only one previously, or a thousand? Or whether an envelope containing money may have been sitting on a table at any point? I don't see how it's rational to worry about these things. Of course, people aren't always rational :)

5'9 1/2. I have to add the 1/2" because, despite the physical, incontrovertible evidence, I insist my daughter is not taller than me. It's a loving Dad/daughter thing. Bald on top. Hair on the sides, kept short in the summer but I let it grow longer in the cold weather. Full (trimmed) beard and moustache. My family have described me as a "skelf" = that's a Scottish word meaning kind of skinny. But that's a comparative term. Some ladies (not Cerb ladies) have told me they like my quads. That's from playing soccer. I would say as a general description, I'm unremarkable. Can't help but add that one day, a few years ago, a waitress in a coffee shop did say I sounded like (not looked like) Sean Connery. It was love at first sight - for me.

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...Crosses the line Over the span of my career, on more occasions than I would like, I have had to have a conversation with a client who wants to "be friends". I think it's important to explain to hobbyists what this actually means to us; why it is crossing a line and why this conversation is one we should never have to have with a client. There comes a point with a good working relationship where a client reaches a certain comfort level with his provider and for some reason it sometimes flips a switch within him. This is the phase of the relationship where there are genuine feelings shared and some clients misinterpret these emotions. He feels it's time to renegotiate the relationship and take it to the next level, to make it "real". Sometimes it's a romantic gesture and those clients are just very confused men and that is not the situation I want to discuss. The men I'm appealing to are the ones that feel that we should "be friends". I would like to present this situation from the providers point of view. This is a conversation we providers unanimously dread. We very well may have genuine care and true fondness for this client; we may look forward to seeing him and enjoy his company immensely. Without a doubt these emotions change the quality of the experience for both parties in the best of ways but what it doesn't change is that THIS IS WHAT WE DO FOR A LIVING! Asking us to be friends is an impossible ask and puts us in a difficult place. No matter how we answer, the dynamic is forever changed and not for the better. Many providers develop friendships with clients, myself included but it doesn't change the fact that our time is our livelyhood. It's how we provide for ourselves and our loved ones and asking us to alter the arrangement at hand will not end well for either party. If we accept, we have now lost a valued client that will need to be replaced to maintain our financial responsibilites. If we decline, we risk hurting this person that we care about and losing a valued client that will need to be replaced. Either way, the provider loses. I admit that I see my work a little differently than most providers and I do consider my favorite guests to be friends as well as lovers. These men understand that I care deeply for them, they don't need free social time to see and feel that. They understand that if they choose not to contribute to my financial well being it will result in one of two outcomes. 1. I will have to spend the time I work with another client to ensure my financial obligations. or 2. I will have to find alternative forms of income which means a 9-5 job to pay my bills. Either way, the "friend" moves to the bottom of my responsibilities list. I first have to pay my bills, second is to take care of my loved ones and then third is my social life, which I don't actually have. This is our livelyhood and last time I checked, the bank doesn't take friendship for mortgage payments and according to Revenue Canada, it doesn't matter how many friends I have, there is no break on my taxes. If a client stops paying then he no longer provides for me or my basic needs. I have a couple of clients that moved from guest to friend but they were taken off the dance card. By honoring their "ask" for a friendship, they reliquished me as a lover and now I seldom get to see them as I just don't have time for socializing. I accept my guests into my life with great care. I willingly allow my guests time with my body and my spirit in exchange for the financial security they provide me. It is delusional to think that if a guest withdraws the financial aspect of the relationship that I will have the time or the energy to continue a relationship with him. My guests don't pay me to be their friend, they pay me so that I have the freedom to spend time with them, NSA and at their convenience. The demand is high for a "genuine GFE" experience but when we provide it we run the risk of guests misinterpreting it. Please understand that often when providers are a little aloof or cold, they may be simply trying to protect the business relationship as a lawyer or doctor would. For those of us who try to be more open and willing, don't put us in a situation where we end up losing you as a client because you "don't pay people to be your friend"... cat

Spud271 is on the cusp of 3000 posts. Congratulations.

Tha's why it's forbidden! but we will always see the " it doesn't aply to me" attitude...:spank: until a tragedy hapens... BJ

Thanks everyone for noticing and for the best wishes, nice PM's and guest book messages. It was an exciting day full of love and anticipation of the birth of my first grandchild. It did not quite happen on my birthday yesterday, but appears as if its only perhaps moments away. I'm planning for a Highlights of the Day thread entry before too long. It's nice to be in Ontario for my birthday. :)

A very Happy Birthday to mrnice2! Hope you have yourself a fantastic day mate!!! :D

Happy Birthday!!! Xoxo

I love my nooners! Okay 11 am -1 Pm. lol. That is when I'm at my best!

Happy Birthday !! Hope you got your wish !!! :)

Congratulations, Spud! Keep 'em coming!

Honestly? I think it depends. As an example, with kissing I tend to just see where things lead (you can work out what she's OK with and what she's not pretty easily, I think), but on the other hand I can't imagine greek - even if it's advertized and explicitly requested/arranged in advance - without something being said at the time. But the most important thing is to remember that anything you care to mention may just not be on the agenda right now, for whatever reason, and to respect that when it happens - whether the lady's ad or website explicitly calls it out as being YMMV or not.

Have a great day, mrrnice2! Enjoy yourself!

That's a hell of a lot! Congrats, RG!

Wow in challenging situations those with Class really rise to the top. Way to go! I always knew you are of that calibre and you've set the bar for the rest of us gents as we ponder our exits. All the best to you! Cub

Happy Birthday mrnice2! The day is not over yet!! Still lots to do... :)

Happy Birthday MN2 - always a pleasure to read your posts. Hope you day was great!

Unbelievable number of posts - I know they will keep coming :) Keep up the pace.

Apparently Eva Green's promo poster caused a bit of a stir with the Motion Pictures Association of America. A little too much areloa for their liking. I think the poster is going to be popular decor in the bedrooms of pubescent boys... if they still do that sort of thing.

Haha! Since it's worth 1,000 words, start with this guy: http://www.treknews.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/jonathan-frakes-star-trek-tng-s1.jpg ... but follow MightyPen's Rule of 15: add 15 years add 15 pounds and dial down the handsome by about 15% :) That should do it! Still got all the hair. My family is lucky that way I guess.

Happy Birthday Mrnice. Hope you had a good one!

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Congrats Cato, def a great poster on here... Cheers.

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Congrats spud on your 3000 post, keep them coming!

Congratulations Spud on 3000 posts Enjoy what you write, look forward to your next 3000 posts RG

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Happy Birthday to my fellow Islander, hope you have a fantastic day.

Have an absolutely wonderful day with a few surprises and things that make you smile. Enjoy!

Best wishes to you, mrnice2!

Happy Birthday MrNice2.... May your day be amazing....

Happy Birthday mrnice2 Enjoy your special day RG

Good day for a birthday, hope you are having a wonderful time visiting with the family.

Happy Birthday mrnice2, hope you enjoy your day!

I wonder if the Conservatives (Peter MacKay, Joy Smith, Stephen Harper etc) realize that their legislation C 36, as shown in this case, will enable human trafficking something they claim to want stopped. There's enough uncertainty now, but once C36 passes, does a police department really think men painted as johns and pervs by the Attorney General For Canada would ever come forward and offer assistance to them And the real tragedy, there are girls out there who are victimized and continue to be victimized. The true criminals in prostitution are not fearing C36, it's the law abiding citizens who fear it A rambling over coffee number one RG

Having the mirror at the head of my guest bed back! I've been watching the action all this past month. I missed that! But at the farmhouse, I had mirrors on the slanted story-&-a-half ceilings. Those were nice too, and now I miss them.

I just wonder how many of them pick up something like C36, look it over, roll their eyes, and say to themselves, "wtf, how I am supposed to go out and defend this BS? I'm going to look like the biggest idiot ever when the SCC overturned it on Dec 14, 2014".

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Christian Bale is not Batman. Morgan Freeman is not God. Angelina Jolie is not Lara Croft. Jane Smith from Nepean is not really the sultry Alotta Fagina, although like Batman, God and Lara Croft, she is a carefully crafted role executed to the highest standards. Men get to see the persona named Alotta Fagina because that is the entity with whom she is willing to share. Jane from Nepean remains cloistered. While Alotta lounges on a chaise wearing satin, silk, and chiffon sipping champagne with impeccable makeup, Jane is at home sleeping on her couch wearing track pants and a t-shirt with paint stains. While Alotta is a capricious bon vivant, Jane worries about her cable bill, her condo fees and her mortgage payment. She hopes her car will last at least two more years. When the lines gets blurred, the role changes. Like many of you, Alotta wishes anonymity when she reverts to Jane. She may be a sister, an aunt, a daughter, a mother or perhaps a wife. She has taken risks not unlike our own; her private life is her refuge - a place not to be breached unless invitation is offered. Enjoy the company of your provider. The intimacy you share is magical. Just remember that when you are finished, you BOTH get to return to your other lives.

Weird that my last post was about a guy reacting badly to being denied a service and treating an SP poorly. This is the other side of the coin; when a client becomes attached and a line blurs. The line was there for a good reason. Now feelings will at least be badly bruised, and what had been a great relationship within its natural boundaries is ruined. I once lost a treasured friendship with a fantastic woman, who was married but (it turned out) feeling neglected. She made overtures, I knew that acting on them would ruin an awesome friendship, and as I tried to save things they instead collapsed. I was stunned how quickly we lost something so valuable built over a long time. It's not the same thing Cat describes, but it's another example of two people with necessary boundaries, and what you lose when one of you tries to cross them. Everyone gets hurt and you tragically waste an important part of your life. Keep perspective, and value the good things you do have for as long as you can. They're rare enough as it is.