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Anyone seeking BBFS will be banned, I issued a FIRM warning here for SynGreis but anyone reported as seeking BBFS will be booted. Why? By participating in unprotected intercourse you are greatly increasing your risk factor of transmitting and acquiring life threatening sti/std's and therefor increasing the risk factor for the entire community. We have found this to be unacceptable and have listened to our members (both male and female) and the majority (overwhelming majority) here agree that this is too risky for everyone.

There is no such thing as "condom shock". There are several types of condom allergies, either to latex or spermicide -- thankfully there are alternatives that address both of these issues. Safe sex practices are available to everyone, regardless of allergies. Additionally, if "condom shock" means losing an erection when you put one on, then that's something that could be addressed by means of a female condom. There are options. Good luck and be safe.

Reco means recommendation To find out about services look at profiles of ladies that interest you. Often there are links on their profiles to their websites and that will tell what is offered And I'm not sure what you mean by bb...but if by bb you mean looking for bbfs a BIG no no here, and against Cerb rules to ask for or advertise RG

As many of you know, cancer continues to march along, treatments both here and Toronto have had a very small delaying effect and I should see the new year. However, I am grateful for: -being able to appreciate a really nice camel toe like the one on my young nurse from the last two weeks (I really wanted to drop something on the floor so I could get closer!!!! Just like in elementary school) -being able to appreciate her thong and tight uniform highlighting her C breasts and BIG nipples (how do I know they were a C, I asked, when you have cancer you can ask any stupid question! and she smiled when she answered!!!!) -the many of you who have offered support either publicly or thru pm, always appreciated and quite frankly sometimes very needed -the ability to laugh at myself when I do something stupid, like banging my head with the toilet seat last week when puking! I mean really, who does that and how stupid am I to grab onto the seat rather than the porcelain??!! -the ability to see humour, sometimes dark, like when on the way home from Toronto last Friday, pulled over to puke, standing in front of the car, bent over, OPP stops and comes up behind me, scares the shit out of me and I spray his boots as I turn around. OOPS! no harm no foul, just dirty boots. after giving me a lecture to not stand in front of the car, he started to laugh, and so did I -the ability to see the beauty, sexuality and sensuality of the many Ladies of CERB I have visited over the last couple of years, MP's and SP's alike. Many of whom I consider friends. And the many I have yet to visit, but speak to in the chat room, on private messages. Luv ya all! So not to be a downer, it is true that my tongue still works, my hands and fingers love massaging and my brain is ...... well I was never the sharpest knife in the drawer!!!! Have a good one folks. Enjoy ! And remember: get lots of SEX, it does the body good! The Liquor Tom

Condom shock? Is it because you don't have the right size of condom.. They are quite few men as problem with condoms ..As it is a must in this industry I would suggest you look into female condoms ,different sizes or non latex ones Or restrained from full services Vj

Here we are. The first game is this evening and as with every season every team right now is undefeated and full of optimism. I became a Seahawk fan a couple of years ago and I shall keep my allegiance with them. I also have a weighted fantasy football team with a lot of hopes pinned on Calvin Johnson and Reggie Bush and the Lions are my second favorite team. Anyone except SF, GB and mostly Tom Brady and the Pats. Let the games begin. :)

I don't think communication, conversation is frowned upon during an encounter. But it is part of the encounter not something done prior to an encounter off the books. I book longer encounters (3-4 hours) and a lot of that time is spent in conversation over drinks. Or maybe even dinner first. But I pay the full donation for the time, not looking for any reduced rate for the time spent in a living room, or restaurant or whatever/wherever But as Brad says, some email communication is ok. But a steady stream of emails just to flirt with a lady, and no sign of booking an encounter is not welcome by a lady. And if you want to meet prior to an encounter to see if there is chemistry, understand a fee is likely to be charged by the lady But isn't that part of the excitement of a first encounter, meeting a stranger knowing you will be intimate with her A rambling RG

Care to share a little more info than just "wow she's the best"? What was the session like, menu, rates etc? Your first review might come off as less shilly that way.

I do know how you feel. I am facing the same scenario in my life these days as well. Perhaps you can hire a care worker 1-2 days a week? Things to remember: 1, you must give yourself 1-2 days off. Do what brings you joy, recharge your batteries. You will find by doing this you will have more to offer of yourself once you fill up your joy again. Give to yourself, so that you can give to others. 2, If this is a parent, remember that when you were a child, you also asked to many dumb questions, spilled milk, repeated yourself and told stories that were not real. They had time to listen with patients. 3, Don't think of yourself negatively if you get frustrated, you are only human. Feel your emotion, acknowledge it then let it go with a big sigh. In with the good, out with the bad. Best of luck, hope this helped a bit?

Like any researcher, you have to review as many sources as possible and make a judgement on that. A single source is always susceptible to error. Numerous samples from numerous sources are more likely to represent an accurate image. An odd negative review of someone who is usually highly regarded can be discarded as an outlier. Same for suspiciously over-enthusiastic reports. Getting into a debate with someone over a review should be done with great trepidation. The risks are assymetrical, the poster has little or nothing to lose, but the SP can end up severely tarnishing her reputation. Look in the lounge on the other board and it is easy to spot the guys with anti SP agendas. Nobody takes such obvious trolls seriously.

I tried to write something thoughtful and inspirational , but my mind is ill equipped to fully understand what you are going through. I took joy in reading your post and maybe that is all that needs to be said. I look forward to reading many more.

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The devil created 2 companies.. Rogers and Bell. I can't stand either of them! I cancelled my cable and went with Primus for internet package to stream my shows.

Well I would hope that I can't be seen going into Paradise from Richmond considering it's on Robertson and Richmond ends at Baseline. Sorry couldn't resist.

There is a provider on the TBay backpage advertising under the name of Latoya with the number 403-612-2198 that's using fake pictures. The pictures are of a girl I've seen a couple of times that works in Winnipeg. The pictures have changed already, but who knows if the new ones are accurate.

to politely decline the request for an encounter, for whatever reason, please accept her decision politely. Please understand these decisions aren't made lightly and are the result of a number of considerations, often including but certainly not limited things such as... scheduling conflicts, personal reasons, communication styles, reference reports, posting style & history, a simple lack of chemistry... or a combination thereof. It's important to remember that a lady is balancing her requirement for income with her comfort level and her compatibility with suitors, and when the scale tips too far the wrong way, she is then faced with the delicate task of informing someone that they'd not be a good match. Interrogating a lady, insisting she provide reasons for her decision, & asking for reconsideration will rarely gain you ground, and will almost always result in a lady being very glad she made the aforementioned decision. It makes an already awkward situation even more unpleasant. Please know that a lady makes this decision carefully, and is considering your best interests as well as her own. Accept it graciously. Thank you :)

Like the title says... that's a lot of writing! Thanks for all of them, PP... and in particular, thanks for all the recos you've written over the years. They've definitely been helpful to me, and I'm sure to many others too.

Just one bell is certainly enough. After all we wouldn't want Megan's purse to be too heavy lol!

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For me once every two months. I get it done at the lab at my doctors office. I need to get my blood tested (test prescription drug levels) once every two months for other health reasons. At the same time I get tested for STD/STI...and every time I fail, I don't have STD's/STI's :-) If I'm already at the lab, get it done. If the results came back positive that I do have a STD/STI then I would get it treated immediately. And while I do believe that everyone's sexual health is their own responsibility, and testing is done for your own health, I know who all my partners going right back to my first encounter in this lifestyle in July 2010 were and are...and I would advise them if I did test positive. But I emphasize not because I'm obligated to, because I choose to Anyhow, a rambling RG

I don't believe in ghosts. I have never believed in them, and I have not seen anything that indicates the possibility of their existence. History has shown that past mysteries that appeared paranormal have been debunked by science. I am confident that in time, rational, scientific explanations will be able to answer any of the paranormal activities of today. Actually, I'm wrong. I do believe in the sock and key stealing spirits. Those guys are bastards.

Sitting by the water in Muskoka and enjoying +28

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I have met with her before. Well worth the visit.

Maria is great. I have seen a few times. I posted a review under "sexy Maria" a few months ago. I will see her a few more time for sure.

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2 day of exercising at dat "Y" place probably would not make my arm hurt. My tongue would probably twitch for awhile and may also hang out the corner of my mouth for a bit from extended but happy exhaustion. ? ;)

6000 friggin posts - My God man....don't you have anything else better to do??! :jackoff:

Hi my Dear! Congrats. . 6000 is really a Great number xoxo

Liquor, I have been reading your posts for a while and although I have never met you, I would like to tell you how much I respect you and feel inspired by you for your positive attitude, your courage and strength. Lots of people here love you and think about you often. :) So yes, enjoy yourself, have fun and keep creating beautiful memories. ;) Cheers

Way to go handsome!

Congrats on reaching 6000 posts PistolPete....

Pauline and Carole-Ann are very experienced and great masseuse. Saw the same add new young Red(not natural) haired girl. No idea how good she is. Only ever had Pauline or CA, fantastic massages with a bonus happy ending rather then the happy ending with a bonus rub for 2 minutes.

I agree fully with the general sentiments of this new bill. It's dangerous as it will further push those whom the bill is supposedly trying to protect into the dangerous shadows. Those who are most at risk are already marginalized and this will only exacerbate things. LE will simply not have the resources for any prolonged crackdowns. There will - in all likelihood - be an initial show of crackdowns so that the pro-C-36 crowd can feel justified. However, before the bawdy house law was stricken down, LE did not make a habit of chasing down SPs who worked from condos/hotels/apartments even though they legally could have. I don't see this being much different. LE simply has better things to do. They may get pressure to go hard out of the gate, but it will diminish and of this I am quite certain. The real concern is the first couple of months after this bill comes into law and LE are being pressured by government. But the pressure will not come with extra funding and so this will pass, hopefully without too many lives being ruined. As for prostitution being the oldest profession, I have to be an asshole and point out that it's widely recognized among archaeologists that flint-knapping was, in fact, the oldest profession. :P

So about a month ago I started thread about how people treat posters, and this is a classic example of someone asking a legitimate question and looking for some feedback, and mostly gets flak. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=189426 I sometimes wonder how much easier it might be just to pass or give the feedback sought. Guess not very...

damn I thought BJ was for the amazing Bianca Jaguar.

Porter, I don't think most ladies mind some communication ahead of time to help establish that it's an appropriate fit for everyone and to discuss expectations, assuming your intention to book is clear. I imagine some ladies are reluctant to spend much time doing so because of how many messages they get from those without any real intent to set up an appointment. I'm assuming of course by communication you mean email messages, and not in-person social time (which, if the lady offers it, would require compensation). My take is that it's those that ask for free social time or that email excessively without booking that are annoying; not those who send a few messages or questions in good faith.

Pics don't do me justice - insanely hot, similar rate as touring Asian ladies, and friendly.

Very bad for me, being rough. I think because I am very fit and toned men assume I am some sort of toy. When I tell you to stop squeezing by breasts so hard and you don't stop not only is this a turn off but guaranteed you will not get to visit again. Lack of respect in any way is my biggest turn off and its very sad when people don't respect people . It's important to recognize this in the CERB world and the civilian one.

I have to agree with the prevoius posts. I've seen "my pics don't do me justice" and she is not lying. She's pretty, very friendly and as you can see in the photos has an incredible body.

The "alleged perps" are now in jail under arrest. It's a couple, he a registered nurse, she holds Bachelor's in Psych. Not the stumble bums I expected, seems to make it even sicker. Btw, they are now suspected of other such incidents.

Everyone is different in their method of contact. You can start with email (for those that use email) but you will at some point need a voice confirmation. Get a hobby phone if you are worried. As far as "only wanting bbbj-cim" just remember that don't ask for a lower rate because you only want this service. That's when ladies get upset.

Every MA is different.., every one has a different style as well.., and off course there is other factors such as chemistry can affect the entire session... Every MA also has different rate scales.. my opinion is if you are interested in an specific Service contact the lady (ies) that interest you and be straight forward with your questions so that you can get straight answers ;)

Well from reading another thread, and just common sense and common courtesy, I would imagine a client/potential client asking for services not offered must be a turn off. Read the lady's website, it'll let you know what a lady's boundaries are A rambling RG

Haven't had a chance to have the Jessica Experience for over 6 months. She was my first introduction to a real GFE and Nuru massage. She has set the bar for me to compare all other MA's to, and she set's it high. I had tried booking in December, but as luck would have it , could not get a schedule that would fit the two of us. I decided to pm her and see if i could get a noon date. She quickly replied and said Thursday noon, and I emailed right away that I would take it. At that time I did not realize that it was Valentine's day. This is a great day to have Massage session. I arrived on time, and knocked on her door, she opened the door and let me in while still hiding behind the door. She stepped out behind the door wearing pink undies, and little red heart pasties covering her nipples and in high heels. Oh what a sexy sight that was, a beautiful gorgeous sexy half naked tanned blond girl , Oh my, she gave little hug and then a passionate kiss, which led to more kissing, then we head to the bedroom, where we kissed some more and slowly removed our clothes, then we headed for the shower where we headed for some more kissing and soapy fun, before we went back to her bed where she does the massages. Then she began, her massages which were great, massages on a bed are way more fun then on a table. She lies on your body using her weight to massage my sore shoulders. and it's continuous body contact the whole time, while you can watch her gliding across your body in the big mirror next to the bed, she massages your whole body with her whole body, Then it was time to do the front, more body slides and lots of kissing and more kissing, Let me tell you she is a great kisser. and has a great fit body and ass. Then lot's of mutual erotic play till we finished. and then back to more fun time in the shower. This session was more then I expected. I felt liked we really connected this time, but this is what I called the "Jessica Experience", it's like no other, she really is the Queen of Body slides and a sexy kind caring woman. Got dressed and another nice hug and kiss, And back to work I go a happy camper with painless shoulders :) Will I see her again, Of course I will, many more times in the future. Each visit get's better and better. Thanks Jessica for an amazing experience.