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Miss Savannah Lane I recently met Miss Lane in Moncton on my return home from an extensive trip and it was a delightful way to bring my vacation to an end. She made it very easy to make arrangements about the when and where and a few communications beforehand helped ease my nerves, which I ALWAYS have when I meet a new lady. She had a lovely suite in an easy to access area of Moncton and upon my knock on the door it was opened immediately for me to meet her wearing a delightful summery dress. A beautiful smile and a welcoming hug made me feel instantly comfortable. We sat and chatted for a bit in the living room area while enjoying a glass of wine and nibbling on some cheese and grapes, and the conversation covered multiple topics that moved from one to another. She is very articulate and with me being on the shy side she made it very easy for me to converse and we both learned a lot about each other. Somehow the conversation transitioned into some remarkable intimate time and that is all I shall say about that because I always keep those times private. Oh, that lovely summery dress was ALL that she had on. If I had realized that we may not have talked so much. :) I am really happy to have met Savannah and am so glad that her travel schedule coincided with my own. She is yet another remarkable lady that I would recommend that any gentlemen meet if you have the opportunity. Thank you Savannah for meeting me. It was indeed my pleasure. MN2

Maria is great. I have seen a few times. I posted a review under "sexy Maria" a few months ago. I will see her a few more time for sure.

A simple but apt truism, imo anyway, is that you can't use logic and reason with those that are illogical and unreasonable. They will never try to walk in someone else's shoes or try to see anothers point of view if it doesn't conform to theirs. The vast majority of people are unintelligent sheep that follow blindly and unfortunately, they have the loudest voice in our society. They have no idea of what they speak (the perfect example being the one that talks of sores, disease and lesions, etc.) and are likely the same people who refuse to educate their pre-teen and teenage daughters and sons about sex because they have a misguided belief that talking about it will make them promiscuous. Then are shocked when said teenager comes home one day pregnant or in the case of the boy, has gotten a girl pregnant. Back to the comment about disease, he has no clue that legalization of the industry with proper support will drastically reduce the spread of sexually transmitted diseases. Honestly, seeing a reputable SP is probably the safest sex there is. A helluva lot safer than trolling the nightclubs, etc. Just sayin.

Comments sections are the cesspool of human society. On most boards there is some moderation and courtesy. Newspapers don't bother, they block people who post libelous stuff and let everything else go. For every reasonable comment there are a hundred that are like those you posted. They aren't even comments, they are just name calling and people yelling at someone. It happens on any subject, be it sports or crime, politics or escorting. The goof that called "dogwalker" probably insults all kinds of other people from his dreary one room apartment. I think modern society has more and more angry people who are looking to vent on someone/something. Lonely, bored and insecure housewives, guys stuck in crappy deadend jobs, bitter retired people all looking for someone to blame for their predicament. A comments section is a place for them to do so. I admire you for putting yourself out there and at least trying to have a dialogue.

A long while back I was walking home in the afternoon when the sky started to darken and it began to rain. It wasn't a heavy rain, mind you, but it was still enough rain to soak a person to the skin. I decided to take temporary shelter in a church (a Catholic church, if you must know). It wasn't a Sunday so there wasn't a service in progress. There was a caretaker who was mowing the lawn and he saw me go inside the front door and he, too, came inside the church but through a different door. I saw him whisper to a lady who was working inside the church (perhaps a secretary?) and she came up to me and asked what I was doing here. I explained I was walking home and I just ducked inside to take shelter from the rain. She said to me I can't stay, that I had to leave. I objected politely, saying it's raining and that I don't have an umbrella and that I will be soaked as I have still have many blocks to walk until I reach home. She handed me a frumpled Zellers plastic shopping bag and said I can use that to cover my head. She asked me to leave. I left. Should I have been asked to leave this church?

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It's a sad world and there are those who do steal, even from a church. The church has to protect itself. Until you are known to someone you are a stranger and do you trust strangers? Probably not. But you expect them to trust you. As for the two staff working at the church, they are there to do their jobs, not to watch over you Finally there may also be insurance concerns. What if you got injured in the church (slipped, fell etc) They could be opening up the church to a lawsuit. So long and short, yes they should have asked you to leave. It wasn't being rude, it was being prudent My opinion RG

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Just so you're aware, this concern is valid for SP's too!!! :)

That sounds like you are trying to rationalise not using a condom. There is no excuse for not using a condom. End of discussion.

After a couple of misfires and close calls on meeting Roksi in the past this lucky fella was finally able to meet up with this Irish lass recently. A total unexpected and impromptu visit. I had a cancelled evening business meeting, had supper and shot her a silly text as I tend to do and she is used to ..... but really I was thinking I am in my room watching a movie tonight cause she be busy !!! Reply came promptly "come on over" ! So I thinks "son of a ......!! there really is a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow ??!!! " and there is :) We set a time and off I go in the truck speeding and dodging road **** construction !!! Roksi is gorgeous, amazing body and features, beautiful inside and out, very very bright, has travelled the world and is just a pleasure to spend time with !! and and and she is very sexual :D She LOVES life !! The accent is amazingly shexy and as an Irish lad myself as history goes....she knew I had never been there.....and after a long long while of foreplay I will always remember her looking at me with a Devlish grin and saying "So are you ready to finally go to Ireland Lee ? " I am moving to Ireland !!! ;)

For me once every two months. I get it done at the lab at my doctors office. I need to get my blood tested (test prescription drug levels) once every two months for other health reasons. At the same time I get tested for STD/STI...and every time I fail, I don't have STD's/STI's :-) If I'm already at the lab, get it done. If the results came back positive that I do have a STD/STI then I would get it treated immediately. And while I do believe that everyone's sexual health is their own responsibility, and testing is done for your own health, I know who all my partners going right back to my first encounter in this lifestyle in July 2010 were and are...and I would advise them if I did test positive. But I emphasize not because I'm obligated to, because I choose to Anyhow, a rambling RG

First rule of the fight club: don't read the comments in mainstream media. Did I say fight club? I meant Canadian mainstream media. These sections are often (read: always) lacking critical thinking and intelligence. Thank you for at least trying to engage in a debate. Sometimes it is fruitless in those sections though.

Their ugly comments are just glimpses into their ugly minds. They're not making objective statements about you, who they don't even know; they're just disgorging repugnant little bits of themselves. Small people will always attack what they don't understand, and what they fear.

As many of you know, cancer continues to march along, treatments both here and Toronto have had a very small delaying effect and I should see the new year. However, I am grateful for: -being able to appreciate a really nice camel toe like the one on my young nurse from the last two weeks (I really wanted to drop something on the floor so I could get closer!!!! Just like in elementary school) -being able to appreciate her thong and tight uniform highlighting her C breasts and BIG nipples (how do I know they were a C, I asked, when you have cancer you can ask any stupid question! and she smiled when she answered!!!!) -the many of you who have offered support either publicly or thru pm, always appreciated and quite frankly sometimes very needed -the ability to laugh at myself when I do something stupid, like banging my head with the toilet seat last week when puking! I mean really, who does that and how stupid am I to grab onto the seat rather than the porcelain??!! -the ability to see humour, sometimes dark, like when on the way home from Toronto last Friday, pulled over to puke, standing in front of the car, bent over, OPP stops and comes up behind me, scares the shit out of me and I spray his boots as I turn around. OOPS! no harm no foul, just dirty boots. after giving me a lecture to not stand in front of the car, he started to laugh, and so did I -the ability to see the beauty, sexuality and sensuality of the many Ladies of CERB I have visited over the last couple of years, MP's and SP's alike. Many of whom I consider friends. And the many I have yet to visit, but speak to in the chat room, on private messages. Luv ya all! So not to be a downer, it is true that my tongue still works, my hands and fingers love massaging and my brain is ...... well I was never the sharpest knife in the drawer!!!! Have a good one folks. Enjoy ! And remember: get lots of SEX, it does the body good! The Liquor Tom

He'll find out ladies have condom shock too....anyone who refuses to wear a condom shocks them so much that date declined, and maybe name put on the bad date list RG

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I would have thought more hobbyists would realize this. It's not like ordering Chinese food over the phone. Go down to the restaurant and try it out. Think of it as a adventure

Just one bell is certainly enough. After all we wouldn't want Megan's purse to be too heavy lol!

Saw aranda recently and can't complain spent the whole hour wasn't rushed

Hello Gentlemen, My name is Salina I'm a Polish Canadian beauty bombshell, with all the right curves *sensual teasing of course *slowly removing any fabric which could be in the way *Making sure you feel like a million bucks :smile: * being polite and respectful from beginning to end *shiatsu type massage, you bet I took the course ;D *and best of all, making you want more xoxo

Single Malt Scotch and a nice cigar. So unhealthy but a nice treat now and than.

Nice looking girl, clock-watcher though, seemed in a rush, then said time's up after about half the time, won't repeat

Shay is one of Ninas girls from Playfulconsort. She's gone by a few different aliases. Always wonder why they change their names , sometimes I guess they need to but for me IMHO raises a red flag . May not be fair I know.

Sons of Anarchy will be back in 6 more days. I can't wait

For local girls jade is pretty great in my opinion

Seems to me that some clients demand 100% satisfaction or else they consider they session a total failure and want their money back. These are the same goofs who waste time at the cashier because they want five cents off their potato or whatever. If you cannot allow that occasionally things don't work out then grow up. And if losing $200 or $300 is a financial disaster you shouldn't be seeing escorts.

I will honestly say wow! She is amazing. Friendly, hot, sweet, very very naughty and adventurous, well worth whatever she asks for in return. Blows away every experience I have ever had. Not the tastiest girl which bothered me at first but she made up for it big time in a big way. Definitely plan to see her. There are only two other locals I would put in the same class. Good luck.

My favourite is when I'm texted "Are you free?" I know what they mean to say, but how can I not think the obvious!!!

Everyone is different in their method of contact. You can start with email (for those that use email) but you will at some point need a voice confirmation. Get a hobby phone if you are worried. As far as "only wanting bbbj-cim" just remember that don't ask for a lower rate because you only want this service. That's when ladies get upset.

Yeah that right bud. Victoria she is a great PSE Provider. It's very hard to find better then her. I did have a great time also. Lets hope she will come back ;)

I am good at what I do with providing a girlfriend experience. Definitely not a girlfriend eventually. I would be too fiesty and cranky. I'm also extremely independent and like my time alone. Men can't handle me which explains why I'm single. I do as I please. lol

I do not chat and text all day with people I have not met nor do I do this with clients I have met. Please respect my time and understand that I only use my phone to book appts. If you want to talk, please come and visit me in person. Thank-you.

Invasive, prodding questions; that is simply none of your business. Jas.

1. Guy answers my ad where I've included my website address... "Can I get your site address, email, donations and some pics?" 2. Clients who request early morning appointments, so I rush to get ready (NOT an early AM person), and then they are 20-30mins late. 3. Rough digits. No, you don't need to play ring your finger around my cervix! 4. Bad breath. Yuck! 5. Clients who push boundaries or cannot respect MY time. 6. Being asked if they can ejaculate in my ear. Yes, I was actually asked this. 7. Married men who come and trash talk their wives. Won't see them again. Those are the biggest turns offs for me (I'm sure I'll think of more lol)

If I can precis all of this, it's quite simple. Treat every encounter as if it was a first date with a woman with whom you wish to share intimacy. Be: Clean, punctual, deodorized, groomed, generous, modest, polite and accurate with your funds. Don't Be: A dick. Accurate?

I have just realized that one of my biggest turn off is when a gentlemen contacts me to book an appt and starts talking about his Financial situation..." I would love to see you but i'm a bit tight" "money is not a problem" either its good or bad I don't want to hear it... Bianca xxx

Besides the major and obvious turn-offs that have been covered on this thread (poor hygiene, lack of communication, bad manners, negotiation, etc), one of my biggest turn off is the client that you have to constantly remind that this is a no string attached escort/client relationship that works BOTH ways. There is a minority of men who cannot just take our "relationship" for what is it, and won't hesitate to pronounce the "L" word. They soon will develop a sense of entitlement and even become jealous, possessive and intrusive. They will constantly try to push your emotional boundaries. They are used to conquer in order to get what they want. You will give them a inch, and they will immediately ask you - or take - the mile. Not a second it would cross their mind that you may already be in a solid relationship or even married. I find that quite disappointing because it actually usually starts with a great chemistry...However their perception of the escort-client relationship will soon get distorted. Personally I find this to be extremely emotional draining. If I find myself in the obligation to burst the client's bubble more than 2 times regarding the nature of our arrangement, I will unfortunately have to fire him. I understand that this is a sensitive service and that as human beings we cannot always control our emotions - and there is absolutely nothing wrong with that. What may turn wrong is how those emotions are handled.

Wash your hands after using the bathroom...maybe I should be a bit crass...when u piss, flush not only the toilet but your digits too!

Things that will make me cranky if you contact me and do them: 1. one word texts. e.g. hi 2. using terms of endearment when we've never met. e.g. hun, sweetie, baby 3. trying to negotiate the rate after I've said it's not negotiable 4. asking if I do bareback full service 5. Via email, asking if I'm available now Things that will make me cranky in person: 1. bad breath 2. dirty hands 3. body odour 4. cheese dick (this one will get you kicked right out of my incall because it is honestly the grossest thing ever and an affront to my senses, not to mention disrespectful) 5. asking for bareback sex 6. asking for my real name 7. asking for future discounts because "you'll be my regular" 8. washing your dick in the sink and getting water everywhere. If you're that dirty, just get in the shower. 9. sucking on my clit like you're some sort of sexual vacuum cleaner. 10. talking shit and/or gossiping about other providers

Very few and far between, but a man who makes absolutely no effort during session, a dead fish I might say ... so a girl never knows if she's doing what turns him on. Oh and a man who lacks rhythm, but yet will not follow direction. :confused0024:

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