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I don't want to hijack this thread more than necessary, and I'm sure this will be discussed to death over the next couple of months, but I do feel that a dissent from the pessimism is necessary... I see no reason to stop seeing well-known providers with good reputations. I consider this to be like doing 110 on the highway: technically illegal, but nobody cares. It's not clear what will happen here. Some boards have already moved to the Cocos/Keeling islands (bonus points for anyone who knows where they are without looking it up). It's not clear that this is entirely necessary, and it's not hard to do if it becomes necessary. I don't think CERB or any other board needs to shut down. I've said this before, and I'll say it again: look at the US. It's a far more hostile environment than what's heading our way, and yet the oldest profession continues to thrive, as do the boards and everything else. They won't manage that. Oh, yes, they'd love to, and they're trying to - but they'll fail. And I will take great pleasure in contributing to their failure. OK, end of thread-hijack!

A really good time! Sorry, couldn't resist. See the previous post for the correct answer.

update... so he rallied back at bit in the spring and was pretty good all summer, but he didn't seem as strong as he was in years before. Last week he stopped eating again, and tonight he slipped away. RIP little guy xo

Thank you one and all. My lifespan now exceeds 2 billion seconds and I've loved pretty much all of them. A special thanks to a few that have made some of those seconds really exciting!

Well, I am celebrating. I have lost a bunch of weight and have maintained for four weeks today so....don't laugh, BBQ chicken pizza using a whole wheat tortilla as the crust, topped with green onion, red pepper, Brussels sprouts and low fat cheese!

Well I don't hunt but have a couple friends who do, and share venison and moose with me But a couple jokes Bubba Bubba was at the police station explaining to the officer why his cousin shot him. "We wuz havin' us a real good time drinkin'," he explained, "when my cousin Billy Bob picked up his rifle and asked us fellas if we wanna go a huntin'." "Okay," then what happened?" the officer asked. "That's when I stood up and said, 'Sure. I'm game'!" Elk Hunting Bubba and Jake chartered a plane with a pilot to drop them off in the wilds of Alaska for a week of elk hunting, just the same as they did the year before. When the pilot returned with the plane Bubba exclaimed joyfully to the pilot, "We had a great hunting trip! We bagged four elk!" The pilot regretfully explained, "Unfortunately, our plane can only fly with the weight of two elk. You'll have to leave the other two behind." Bubba and Jake were both infuriated and insistent. "We won't allow you to fly this plane out without all four elk," Jake demanded. The eager to please pilot relented and the plane took off with the three of them and their four elk. About fifteen minutes into the flight the engine started to sputter, and within seconds they were hurtling to the ground. Wearily arising from the wreckage, Bubba looked at Jake and wheezed, "Do you have any idea where we are?" Jake, quite pleased with himself, replied, "Yes! We're about a mile from where we crashed last year." ...- Oh stop groaning, I didn't say they were good jokes...what would you expect from a fisherman RG

Can't believe it. Doing it and openly advertising it on their website WTF is wrong with people Maybe this should be posted on the Nova Scotia Warnings:To Report Bait and Switch, Scams and Dangerous Encounters http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=203 I think a agency offering BBFS falls in the realm of dangerous encounters Still shaking my head RG

These day's Ottawa men have got it so great:) So many beautiful sexy women to choose from :) And more and more women seem to be joining Cerb each day :) The choice of MA's seems to be growing by the day. We seem to be getting more touring SP's also. 6 out of the 7 girls who have reached over a 100,000 visitors are from Ottawa or visit Ottawa often. http://cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=186249 We seem to be the hotspot for Cerb. On Chat most of the active members are also from Ottawa who chat most nights :) Some of the our favourite MA's such as Gina and Alexxandria are coming out of retirement to the joy of their fan's :) They truly have been missed and will be happily welcomed back to the Cerb community. It's getting harder to choose which woman to see next. I've had so many fun encounters with the women. Each woman offers something special and erotic fun. Meeting new women is exciting and fun, but repeating with someone who you have connected with leads to better and better sessions. Anyone having problems choosing from the bevy of Ottawa's sexy women?

I saw this Quebecoise SP last night for two hours. She really left a lasting impression. Great kisser (DFK), BBBJ is awesome! Loves to talk dirty (French and English), and loves multiple positions. Love the accent! Man made breasts but very nice..... couldn't feel the scars even. Definite repeat and highly recommend! She leaves for Brandon tomorrow.

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We never had a chance to meet but I wish you the very best in your future endeavors.

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Good luck enjoy every second of the path you have chosen ...cheers

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@ Phaedrus "I see no reason to stop seeing well-known providers with good reputations. I consider this to be like doing 110 on the highway: technically illegal, but nobody cares." True - unless its a road where they just changed the limit and the police have a new type of speed gun they are itching to try out. I suspect you are right that in the long run things will settle down to a status quo that is probably not much different from now. The new law might also end up being gotten rid of by the supreme court - in the long run. But my guess is that in the short run police will feel a renewed sense of vigour once the new law passes, and it will only reach the Supreme Court again after people get prosecuted under it. I don't want to be one of those people.

Dark Blue cotton boxers. Match my suite today.

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1) and 2) Nervous laughter if I could not detect the source. Must use other senses then hearing. Hello darkness my old friend I've come to fart for you again. Like a scent softly creeping Left an odour while I was sleeping And that smell, like tiny rain drops fell Upon the fart of silence.

Tea.... to keep me awake

Seriously??

Quick answer is No. I withhold my private information for reasons of high discretion. It has cost me in seeing a lady once who wanted my real name, work name and work phone number. I thought that was too much. Now once I've met someone a few times and we've built a relationship which also builds trust...then for sure they come to learn more about me. And usually me about them too. I'm much more comfortable with this level of building rapport, trust, and sharing personal information.

I'm a little late to this thread but yes, thank you! I am sorry I couldn't stay longer. It was great to see some familiar faces. Xo

I won't comment because your thread title describes exactly how I feel about this but I will gladly provide the CERB community with their website: www...................com/-services--rates.html EDIT: Since this website is censored on Cerb, you can search for "Top" "Halifax" "Escorts" (all together without any spaces and add the dot com) services offered Massage & Release Full Service Covered Girlfriend Experience Bareback BJ Boob Sex Rimming Fantasies Fetishes Multiple Shots on Goal Oral on the Female Cum In Mouth Oral with out Condom Bareback Full Service

Best of Luck where ever life leads you

That's all you had to say... Don't care for the spoon fed comment...

Who doesn't like it?? I'm my experience, you need to be careful trying to find a SP who can do it. I've only met with a couple, so it's not like I'm an expert or anything, but so far I haven't had any luck. Long story short, I was pretty much told both times that there was a misunderstanding about what I was asking for when booking the appointment. I posted a thread on here about this topic a while back and some of the ladies on this site sent me messages with some advice. Stick to what the ladies on this site say, like the ones who replied to this thread. Be careful on BP. Just my $0.02.

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For *some* SPs. Not all of them appreciate the blow-by-blow descriptions of everything that happened. If in doubt, ask!

Finding out that my Board Certification exam is the same day as my high school reunion..Therefore any trip plans back home are cancelled :-(

This is a great post! Very informative and like most natural foods, there is a lot to them than meets the eye. Take it from someone who has been through an all-natural treatment for cancer, it certainly does incredible wonders for the body. Honey and cinnamon is one of the things I've been using daily to help my digestive tract. Certainly has helped!

With a lady I want to see I would disclose requested verification information, including name, cell phone, email, board handle confirmed by pm. If I'm interested in meeting a lady trust issues for me are not a issue. I use certain things to establish if a lady is trustworthy if I haven't heard of her...board presence, recommendations, maybe another well established SP has heard of her and so on. But someone just starting up, out of the blue, I'm not too likely to reveal anything, mind you I'm not likely to see someone new, that no one knows irrespective of whether she requires verification/screening RG

If you are a well known established lady with a reputation for being discreet, sure, I will share info if I really need to see you. A new member with two posts? No thanks. It's a choice between seeing someone I know and trust vs seeing someone I do not know anything about and who wants my info.

Is this the add? http://www.kijiji.ca/v-health-beauty/winnipeg/relaxation-massage/1017502336?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

I went and met all the girls and none of them looked like the pics advertised a few days ago. It was still a good experience but there are plenty of reliable nice ladies in Ottawa who are honest with their images.

Changes ahead update: http://emilyrushton.com/blog/

Thanks, cyclo. That's helpful.