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I don't have a lot of experience with female condoms. However I had a willing participant in my little "experiment". So, here's my "findings" lol... 1. LUBE LUBE LUBE! As was previously mentioned, because it blocks the woman from self lubricating, lube is absolutely crucial, and the more the better. I found that it felt far better for BOTH involved if there was a sufficient amount of lube applied! 2. I found it easy to insert! And remember, if you don't get it in deep enough on your own, your partner can push it there when he gets inside :) 3. I still had vaginal orgasms, so my ability to do so wasn't hindered by the female condom. 4. My partner found it as CLOSE to bareback as he had ever felt... except we had protection! 5. We tried it in VARIOUS positions... missionary, doggy, cowgirl -- all were successful! 6. Yes, the look is different - and it's just - different. But it's also a matter of getting used to it. Imagine if all we saw in porn was female condoms? No one would question it! All in all, I am now a huge supporter and will use them when and if a client requests them! They are also INCREDIBLE For duos, as there isn't a need for changing condoms between partners! ALSO would be wonderful for clients who may struggle with maintaining an erection :) Try it!!! You might just like it :)

on the phone with my cable carrier...can't change channels :( Omg I feel so dumb lol...batteries were dead hahaha... BJ ;)

Being, "ready," for winter. Every stick of wood being inside and not only stacked but neatly stacked, and the furnace pipes taken down and cleaned and back in place. Bring it on. :) My daily picture of the day or video of the day of my new grandson who is growing like a weed! Those things make me smile and grateful both.

I removed the name of the spa from this thread as the spa name is irrelevant and this is probably a ONE TIME issue and no need to scare anyone from going to this particular spa in fear this would happen to them (it would just hurt the spa's business)

I may be able to assist ;) They don't call me sugar butt for nothing...

I forgot to mention that it really turns my crank when my SP is cumming and says my real name rather than the generic "oh baby", "sweetheart", or some other thing. I think we all like to hear our own names in such passionate moments.

Jessy Celeste would probably fit your bill. She's in her 30's, toned physique, and is quite versatile in offering different services including fetish stuff. She works very often, so it shouldn't be hard finding a time to see her. I've seen her many times and think she's great. She is very well-reviewed here on CERB. Her rates are excellent. I'd recommend her.

http://www.documentcloud.org/documents/1183056-an-act-to-amend-the-criminal-code-in-response-to.html It's bad guys. Really bad.

Curiously I'm wondering how far throughout the city you'll travel to see your SP.. 5kms,10kms Dartmouth etc.. I ask this because I'm thinking of renting a cozy place for in calls central Halifax, and would love your thoughts and opinions on location.. Naturally I want to be downtown, or south end but is that actually what clients want when they know there seeing a local verse a travelling lady who almost always is downtown hotel area.

I saw Piper this week and if you're looking for a mature experience then she satisfies that need in a very hot erotic encounter. She is new to the scene but knows her way around the bedroom and really enjoys her daty!! Her own oral skills are top notch and she is willing to do whatever it takes to make her guest leave with a smile... Treat her well gents and you will be rewarded.

Touring can be lonely at times specially when visiting a new city...where to go, what to see...and by yourself it can be a long tour. This post is to mention 3 wonderfuls ladies I got the chance to spend time with in at johns and Halifax. These ladies made my trip so much more fun :) Savannah Lane...thank you for everything...you are a real friend! Can't wait to see you again and tour with you xxx Clarissa...well my dear...we need to go dancing more often :) thanks again for the ride back and forth to the airport :) you are one awesome lady! MsManda...it was so nice to meet you and spend some time with you shopping and dinning...Hope to see you very soon! Bianca xxx

I did some checking and discovered that CL flagging is being done by the CL computer. The word "escort" anywhere in the ad gets the ad flagged. There are also other CL rules that result in automatic flagging. Anyone want to venture what the other rules are? I have an obsessive flagger who is also an obsessive emailer. He keeps flagging any and all ads which pass the CL computer. However all of his flagging has made no difference at all. He has not managed to remove even a single ad that the CL computer actually posted. Since the flagging is being done entirely by computer, let's try to compile the rules that cause the flagging. This will help everyone and anyone who likes posting on CL.

Well if the only batteries you have that are dead are in your tv remote your still ok lolol :)

Being with an amazing lady you have seen before and enjoying some social time or maybe a meal in addition to the play time. Just my opinion

In keeping with upholding & supporting future law in Canada, I want to provide law enforcement with an easy & convenient way of identifying Johns & Prostitutes. Johns: They look like your everyday, normal neighbours. They often walk their dogs and wear cardigans and rubber boots. Very sensible clothing. They also sport an unlit tobacco pipe just to make everything seem normal. Their names often start with John, Jack...names that start with "J". They cut the lawn religiously every Wednesday evening and take the garbage out in keeping with the local by-laws. They look like you and me, but they lead a secret life. Prostitutes: These individuals are a different breed. They look like your everyday, normal neighbours. They are often the target of hostile political movements which suit the moment. Sucks eh? Prostitutes also cut the lawn and take out the garbage in keeping with local by-laws. They look like you and me, but they lead a secret life. Hope this helps the Harper government in passing the new laws. Lock your doors everyone.

Hello, I am a SP for Winnipeg, trained in Toronto by Steeles Royal. I offer Nuru services. I know that this is something that is not offered by locals and usually only offered by international escorts. If you would like further details on this service please PM me for details. I do have great reviews on the Nuru thread for Winnipeg. Hope to hear from you guys soon. Thanks, Miss Leesha

Are you craving quality time with a lady that is genuinely happy to tease & please you? Yes? Then you've made the right choice! Your Tantalizing Thai Temptress Tya is Here! Available Next.. TOMORROW: TUES, SEPT 30th: 2pm till 12am! I am an Asian Delight half (Thai/Cambodian) BEAUTY! 34 B, 5,2', 115 lb with natural tan skin and a bum to die for.. All the right curves in the right places. A pretty face and an intoxicating charm that will.. Get You Loving Me Longtime :) I have been described as a bubbly and warm personality that can easily manage a conversation. I love my profession and I care about the gentlemen I see; which brings our moments together to the greatest heights. I speak to you through the language of touch offering a light and sensual erotic full-body relaxation massage. Let me allure you with my bedroom eyes, touch you with my silky soft skin & delight you with my sexy body and warm hands. Allow me to relieve & revitalize your entire body - in a safe, intimate and upscale environment. My sessions are always discreet, private & uninterrupted.. My SCHEDULE this Week: Tues, Sept 30th: 2pm-12am Thurs, Oct 2nd: 2pm-12am Sun, Oct 5th: 10am-12am Seductive Service with a Sexy Smile that will leave you Satisfied Longtime ;) Soft sexy Music that takes you to the World of Relaxation Hot Oils & Hot Steamy, Wet Showers for Two For more information about me, my location or my availability you can: Email me at: [email protected] Or Call (613) 600-2281 to contact me directly :) I could be your Dirty Little Secret And you could be Mine.. Click here to see my Cerb Profile! Click here to see my Cerb Recommendations!

Hi there, thank you for checking my ad. You will not be disappointed with my A+++ services ( the lady, the services, the place) My name is Vivian. I'm 28 years old. Gorgeous, i am a classy looking Lady with long black hair, seductive cat eyes and full sexy lips, beautiful silky soft, tanned skin. work out body with all the right curves in the right places (32C, 24, 34) You have finally met the sweet girl next door, also the naughty girl in your dreams... I greet you at the door with a lovely smile then lead you to the massage room...I will start with a deep soothing tissue massage to relax all your muscles then follow with a soft, sensual, tease touch to invigorate your whole body then the fun time ... It will be the most relaxing, creative and passionate session for you ever. So amazing that you cannot help yourself from thinking about it and want to come back for more ! http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=92146 For relaxing massage $40/30m $50/45m $70/60m appointment only, call/text me at 613 712 1200 mon to sat 10am to 7pm

Perfect solution, no need to mention any specific spa at all. And the meaning of the original message becomes even more clear then.

Currently I'm naked...so no underwear!!! :D

Something is strange with some of her pics. Whats her profile name here?

PREBOOK ONE DAY IN ADVANCE AND RECEIVE $20 OFF YOUR MASSAGE FEE ALO WEST LICENSED BODY RUB PARLOR LOCATED WEST END OTTAWA 3049 CARLING SUITE 202 6137214173 http://www.lunamassagespa.com MONDAY 9-5 ALEXXANDRIA http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=122443 9-2 JESSIE "Don't know about the newbies but Jessie to me has it all. So skilled, sexy and girl next door looks and those very shapely legs, yummy. Oh did I mention her massage is wonderful. To bad she doesn't post a discreet pic or 2." 3-5 2 x1 VITTO AND ALEXXANDRIA http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=P&t=150412 3-8 VITTO http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=V&t=69954 3-CL LEXIE 6-CL SOFIA http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=S&t=165987 TUESDAY 9-3 TORI 9-3 MARIANA 9-4 ALEXXANDRIA 3-CL KASSIE 4-CL JESSIE WEDNESDAY 9-3 OLIVIA 9-4 ALEXXANDRIA 12-CL KELLY 4-11 JESSIE 3-11 SELENA THURSDAY 9-3 SELENA 9-3 RAYNA 9-5 KELLY 4-CL JESSIE 5-CL SILVIE FRIDAY 9-3 MARIANA 9-6 OLIVIA 9-4 ALEXXANDRIA 1-8 VITTO 4-CL JESSIE 6-CL SOFIA SATURDAY 9-3 ALEXXANDRIA 9-3 KELLY 9-3 OLIVIA 3-CL LORAINE SUNDAY 10-8 LORAINE 10-8 THERESA http://www.lunamassagespa.com

Just saw The Equalizer with Denzel Washington. GREAT movie!! My only real complaints were two scenes which featured 80's action movie clichés, which normally wouldn't bother me because I love those types of movies.....but in this case they felt kind of forced and unnatural considering the rest of the movie takes itself seriously and isn't like an 80's action movie at all. But overall, aside from those 2 minor moments, it was a great time at the movies!

^^^ yes, get in the habit of saying goodbyes, and directions out of the building with the door closed. When opening the door either to let them in or out, stand behind the door in case someone has left the elevator and is walking down the hallway with them, or actually exited in front of them (lesson learned the hard way). always have the door open, if you can hear the elevator arrive even better. I can hear that with my door open, and the sound of footsteps, people only pass one apartment door before they are at my door. Choose your apartment location if possible if there is a choice, find one that doesn't have a neighbour directly across the hall. Even when managers spend the day in an office by the front door, they aren't always looking to see where a guest is going. another good idea for your guests to push a different floor, and to never ever (ever) come down to the lobby in short shorts, high heels and red lipstick several times a day. When looking at apartments and filling out applications, try to look dull, boring and older than you are. :) Try to look like the before picture in a makeover! look like someone who isn't likely to have friends coming over to have parties or especially multiple boyfriends lol actually try to do this anytime you have to leave your apartment, especially where you might see other tenants, like the laundry room or taking out the trash.

Very old faded black briefs, need to do laundry this evening. Thought about going commando like NV but I'm sure people would not appreciate me doing it versus NV.

God bless windy days :)

Let's not forget about Victoria Jolie and Genevieve Marceau! http://victoriajolie.com/ http://www.genevieve-elitecourtesan.com/

I should have been more clear in my OP ... I am not looking to place blame on *****. All I'm saying is I want to report the vandalism, which I am certain occurred at that parking lot, but I was worried that I needed to be specific regarding my activities there. I came here to ask like-minded people (in the discussion forum of all places) how to go about the situation. Instead, I'm being unnecessarily judged on my choice of words.

Haven't been to VIPOTG for a while but Clara caught my eye. I was prepared for enhanced breast because VIPOTG only on very rare occasion sends a provider who has natural breasts. But to my delight they were natural. In her photos it looks like she has large enhanced breast (push up bra illusion) but other than that the photos are very accurate. She's advertised as a C cup but I'd think she was closer to a B (which I like) Her face is very very pretty. I should say that, for a change, looks very close to the advertised age. She is very long, slender and delicate. She was very friendly and her english was workable. Long thick healthy black hair. She is here for 8 more days

None hehehe

Spending the morning with an amazing friend who gets the value of friendship....

In no particular order; - democracy and freedoms - the way women walk - animals - babies and little kids - the ability to travel and take in new/different cultures - time with beautiful, smart and sexy women Cub

I got into this lifestyle after being single for several years. I don't really feel this lifestyle is anything life a relationship, so I don't see it as a substitute for one. I get different things from this lifestyle than I do from a relationship. It's probably because I always try to date women with whom I feel a true friendship. Good looks and sex appeal aren't very important to me when dating, I am thinking about longer term compatability. I'm looking for a companion. When looking for an SP, I am thinking far shorter term and with my dick. It's a sex fantasy. We're not going to live together, raise kids together, or even talk for more than a few minutes. I am looking for someone with whom I am sexually compatable.

It's funny, cause I have only seen Leesha once, and had read how when you see her you don't want to leave..well, I did not want to leave :). This reminds me, I really need to see her again...and soon! Posted via Mobile Device

Quick answer is No. I withhold my private information for reasons of high discretion. It has cost me in seeing a lady once who wanted my real name, work name and work phone number. I thought that was too much. Now once I've met someone a few times and we've built a relationship which also builds trust...then for sure they come to learn more about me. And usually me about them too. I'm much more comfortable with this level of building rapport, trust, and sharing personal information.

Great time spent with her. She is very accommodating but ymmv. Very safe which made the experience and time spent with her that much better. Able to hold a conversation. Very beautiful face and eyes. Body is fantastic (IMHO). Looking forward to seeing her again soon.

I know her she is definitely retired, sorry gentlemen!

I have many business interests. One of which is a beekeeper. The first time I visited a lady I brought her a jar of my honey and she said after our date how sweet you are my "honey man". So from then on to her I became honey man. Since then each time I see a lady I bring her a jar of honey and tell her somethings about how wonderful honey is for her and for her skin.

Just saw the newly released "The Drop" yesterday and really enjoyed it.

Meeting new people who always smile and laugh! Just like me. Lol. Waking up early and going for a run. Laying outside under the sun. Sleeping under the stars. Being on the water (kayaking). Basically anything to do with nature or being outside.

Being able to wake up every day to something new, whether it's the rain on the window or the sun shining in my eyes. Maybe the first snowfall of the season, where everything is lightly covered, or the first leaves on the ground. A total stranger smiles and says hello, it's a wonderful world. Yes, it can be

A stranger who smile at me and say hello Spending time with my friends and family When I come back home, seeing how happy my dog is to see me Seeing people who don't hesitate to help others in need Receiving a nice compliment Doing small things for others Making other people happy

Having much more of an appreciation for things such as nature and just life in general. All the bullshit that I used to care about doesn't matter so much anymore.

I don't mean to be a dick but your priorities are completely out of sync. If you don't have the money to get massages, do not get massages. This industry is does not provide things that you need to survive, it provides things you want. It is supported off clients disposable income, if you don't have the disposable part, please use it on things you need, not things you want. Save up until you can afford it, don't lose self-respect and ask for handouts. Go to pornhub and rub one out when you are feeling the urge to spend money you don't have and tell me if that doesn't make you see the situation a little bit clearer. You can survive man, focus on the here and now, save up, work on getting more income, then in the future get all the massages you want without the dread of knowing you don't have money for food for the rest of the month.

I belive maraena will be there this weekend. Contact her and see

That's funny, because all of the news media articles tell us a different story: Johns: shady individuals who lurk in their cars, dark interior and roam around the streets in the darkness of the night. Prostitutes: High heels, short skirts, short jackets, if they are wearing one, but also roaming around the streets in the darkness of night. sometimes they will be seen leaning into a car window. This picture has actually been used in more than one story recently lol http://news.nationalpost.com/2014/06/09/calgary-overstepped-its-role-when-it-spent-21000-studying-prostitution-laws-abroad-taxpayer-federation-says/

for someone who doesn't show their face, tattoos etc selfies can often present a challenge, which is why I update my pro shots so frequently. It's important to still stay up to date. I tweet the occasional selfie but they are mostly fully clothed or distant for discretion reasons. The 'mirror' selfie can often fail due to where the mirror is placed in the room. Mirrored closet doors next to the bed can be huge fun but if you're working with a bathroom mirror the effect isn't as classy IMO. I find it's most important that the pics be of the lady in the advertisement. I just read another review of a lady that was glowing and positive, and mentioned that even though the pics are fake, they are 'close enough'. Bullshit.

Selfies can be fun.. at best.. most are less than ideal simply because its such a poor quality shot; blurry, crappy framing, lousy exposure (in a photographic manner here plz) and the background in the selfy... a lot are taken in the bathroom and you see every single article of personal toiletry all over the ba-jesis place., it looks like a total disaster.. or in a bedroom that has 4 piles or dare I say mountains of laundry that needs attention... and that is supposed to be sexy..??? ..just generally unflattering to the lady in question IMO, and not the best to promote your business. Yes Pro-shoots have the biggest wow factor and yes, it can be expensive. What puzzles me, is everyone know someone ( another SP or MA, or just a friend that is cool) with a half decent DSLR and even a simple point-and-shot digi-cam.. right..?? So take an hour or 2 from your day, pick some of your favorite outfits, a glass of wine and have fun.. ;-) My 2c. D.

Well we all know that everyone is different and has different activities they enjoy more than others. Sensitivity (among many other things) varies from person to person. I think this applies to both genders but certainly more so (in general) to women. But anyone truly in touch with their own sexuality and given a balance of experience, knows what these little "secrets" about them self are and that no two people are exactly the same. What bewilders me sometimes is why we keep them a secret from a new partner (SP, client or otherwise) and expect them to be discovered by accident, well perhaps not by accident but certainly discovered as opposed to disclosed. So in a recent, very pleasantly surprising experience a most wonderful lady was kind enough to tell me her secrets before (not during) and I was also quick to disclose mine. While some might see this as taking the fun of discovery out of it, I can assure you that it was a lot more fun than I've had in a while. And whatever her little secrets were (I never kiss and tell), it is something that might only be discovered after several visits had I not been told. Actually one of my secrets took several years for me to discover about myself (well, actually a lady discovered it for me quite by accident), so just how could I expect her to know something like that about me that for years I did not know about myself without telling her? The result was something that was great and very much more special :)

Great post. For me: - Welcome hug and kiss (especially on return visits) - slowly undressing each other while making out - showers or bubble bath together - lots of foreplay, kissing, caressing etc - no need to rush - whispering naughty things in each others ears - sharing a drink (wine or drink of choice) and maybe a small snack (cheese and crackers, etc) - lots of eye contact - snuggling and chatting afterwards to me it is more about the person, the intimacy, and connection. Hot sex is great too of course! Oh, and having a few laughs!