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Hi Everyone. . Just wanted to wish you all the best, unfortunately some life event has changed dramatically my life and I have decided to retire I full from the massage (adult) industry. I wanted to say thank you to those who were there for me this past years... those who became my friends, anyone who supported me in many ways Love to all and may happiness be with you! Vitto

Please be conscious of how long it may take to be picked up, especially when at a private residence. While I won't have the alarm clock set, I will expect you to respect the time I have set aside for you! I can't very well ask you to stand on the stoop and ask you to wait for an extended period of time but I would expect that you contemplated your departure prior to the eleventh hour! Our time together is just that...our time together. If you wish to use some of that time awaiting a taxi, your choice. If you choose to wait til the last minute, and face a 30 plus minute wait, well, I should be compensated, no? I probably have plans!!!

He can always call the cab company ahead of time and tell them when to pick him up instead of calling when the time is up

Since the OP is asking about ladies in Ottawa south, I will suggest he look at recos for these providers: Leigh Munroe Raven Rain (sometimes available in south end) Sexxxy Rebecca Chanel Reign Victoria Banks (when she advertises south end) Sassie'sWorld (Manotick) Trishthedish (Riverside south) And finally any touring ladies who stipulate they are staying near the airport, e.g. Bianca Jaguar. If you feel you really cannot go through with seeing someone, probably best not to book until you can commit. Most ladies are patient and understanding when it comes to first timers. I don't mean to jump on you, but I suppose since the OP has expressed that he is new and a bit nervous that you are trying to be helpful. I think you need to be mindful that it is important you make it clear that what you are suggesting comes from the way you conduct your business, and not a representation of all SPs. Each lady has her own set of screening requirements and it's best for the client to consult the lady to find out what is needed to see her. For example, not all ladies require references but those that do many will ask for other verifying information. But to say that proof of identification is a must is misleading. I am not even sure what you mean by that. But I know it is not a generally accepted practice for most SPs to do this. The ones that do, will make that clear on their ads/web-sites or when contacted. I am just pointing this out because the OP has expressed he is nervous. Probably best to suggest links to topics for newbies where various members from the community have contributed so that he gets a balanced approach.

I've visited Mirage's Website several times and looked at Dina's pics and always wanted to see her and when I saw that she was in town I decided I had to go and I am so glad I did! So so so so glad! <br><br> I can honestly say I just had one of the best experiences in my lifetime of being a hobbyist. This girl was amazing, very young and very-very pretty. For me the perfect body is shorter and busty and wow she did not disappoint. Her kitty was 100% shaved and was the perfect size and tasted so good. Actually I think my heart skipped a few beats when I lifted those legs and went in for dato ... I'll just say wow ... truly amazing! What a sight. <br><br> Pictures on site are 100% real and she really is that busty and they are so soft and so perfect... I couldn't keep my hands off them the entire session which she didn't seem to mind. Her ass, boobs, lips, gorgeous eyes, cute face, very soft soft skin . .... all perfect, in my eyes. I know we all have different views of the perfect body but for me .. let me tell you. It was exactly what I wanted.One small tatt that I noticed but that isn't an issue for meat all and it was nicely done. <br><br> Also she smelled so good! Very easy going and easy to talk with. Super friendly. I can't get over that body ... Such an amazing body, Such an amazing time!!! <br><br> Booking was super easy and I had asked a few questions by email before I booked. Very nice and clean in-service location located downtown.. <br><br> All services listed on site that I asked for were provided and then some (The saying above and beyond comes to mind)... but please remember there is a YMMV section. Although from my experience I'm sure if if you treat her nice and you are clean she will be very eager to please with anything listed. She never once said no to me for anything - position switches or DFK, or rimming or Daty, Dato, bbbj/cim. Very good oral skills, AMAZING ORAL. lots of spit bls and rimming, dirty talk. Out of this world service!! Totally worth every penny even though it normally more than I pay for a session. Looking back no regrets at all. <br><br> I'll give my visit a 15 out of 10 for a rating. I could go on and on about how sexy she is and how that was a perfect experience but I will stop going on about it. <br><br> Just came here to let you guys know she is 100% legit and a huge thank you to Mirage Escorts for bring that quality of a girl to visit. Please make sure she keeps coming back. The only two bad things I can say about the service is 1) she isn't here for a limited time, but the good news is she said shed like to come once a month 2) I didn't have more money to stay longer. <br><br> I will with no doubt be a regular when she comes to visit. Sorry I typed this rather fast and I'm still in awe over the time I had but I think you will get the point ... GO SEE HER

As many of you know, cancer continues to march along, treatments both here and Toronto have had a very small delaying effect and I should see the new year. However, I am grateful for: -being able to appreciate a really nice camel toe like the one on my young nurse from the last two weeks (I really wanted to drop something on the floor so I could get closer!!!! Just like in elementary school) -being able to appreciate her thong and tight uniform highlighting her C breasts and BIG nipples (how do I know they were a C, I asked, when you have cancer you can ask any stupid question! and she smiled when she answered!!!!) -the many of you who have offered support either publicly or thru pm, always appreciated and quite frankly sometimes very needed -the ability to laugh at myself when I do something stupid, like banging my head with the toilet seat last week when puking! I mean really, who does that and how stupid am I to grab onto the seat rather than the porcelain??!! -the ability to see humour, sometimes dark, like when on the way home from Toronto last Friday, pulled over to puke, standing in front of the car, bent over, OPP stops and comes up behind me, scares the shit out of me and I spray his boots as I turn around. OOPS! no harm no foul, just dirty boots. after giving me a lecture to not stand in front of the car, he started to laugh, and so did I -the ability to see the beauty, sexuality and sensuality of the many Ladies of CERB I have visited over the last couple of years, MP's and SP's alike. Many of whom I consider friends. And the many I have yet to visit, but speak to in the chat room, on private messages. Luv ya all! So not to be a downer, it is true that my tongue still works, my hands and fingers love massaging and my brain is ...... well I was never the sharpest knife in the drawer!!!! Have a good one folks. Enjoy ! And remember: get lots of SEX, it does the body good! The Liquor Tom

I once had a client take a taxi to my incall. It was snowing out. When we called for a return cab, none were available. They would not come out. I ended up driving him home. The roads were not that bad, so to the cabbies that night, you're a bunch of woosies.

Greetings Everyone! My name is Skylar & I'm a petite brunette with booty here to meet all you wonderful Cerbies I've been hearing so much about! I'm available NOW UNTIL 10pm for an up close & personal in the flesh meeting you are sure to love! I have experience as an exotic dancer and some of you may know me from Pigales? I'm open-minded, sweet & fun and so far I love being in the massage industry cause I'm really good at it! :wink: We have beautiful rooms with showers to play in here at Vibe and I am looking forward to getting you naked & on my table soon! (So much fun!) My AVAILABILITY This Weekend Is: NOW UNTIL 10pm Friday: 2pm - 10pm Saturday: 12pm - 8pm Sunday: 12pm- 8pm Please call Vibe at 613 680 8059 to reserve your time with me! You can visit my new profile & see more pictures too: Click Here! & Check Out My Brand New Recommendations HERE! xoxo Skylar

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Well shit! I lost my job yesterday. I didn't lose it, I know where it is or where it was. I was laid off and not in a good way. I got a nice package (not that kind). And I'll be fine financially, it's more of a painin the ass. Hard to make long term plans when one is unemployed. I think I'll take the rest of the week off and start looking on Monday. :work4sex:

Welcome to the board, Carrie! I hate to be the bearer of bad news (and I may be wrong), but I suspect most ladies won't answer this in public. They all have their ways of screening potential clients and things they do to ensure their own safety, but those won't be revealed here as they generally don't want to make it easier for the undesirable would-be clients to circumvent them. The board has a SP-only section, where I'm sure these things do get discussed more openly - the FAQ has details on how to get access. That might be your best bet.

Ahem.... Nicki did you not email me this coupon ? I was sure it was from you ? ;)

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Last thing You want to hear, 5am news repeating all the nonsense. Paraphrasing:a new study says girls as young as 13 are recruited in the thousands, and the handlers make 280k a year off each of them. All a rehash of the Joy Smith melodrama in her Senate presentation last week wrapped up as new. I expect better from the CBC. They should not be regurgitating this nonsense!

Hi all! :) So perhaps this is a sensitive subject for some, and I hope I'm not over-stepping any boundaries here, but I'm asking for some advice, and also out of curiosity.. With the holiday season coming up pretty soon, I'm wondering what some SP's do when it comes to the many questions families ask about what you're doing in life, your job, boyfriends, etc. Are you upfront and honest with your family? Do you dodge the questions, or come up with an innocent white life to satisfy your curious family members? I'm hoping to get some advice on the matter as well, from both the men and women on here; I'm completely open with what I do for a living with my immediate family and friends, and while they're all okay and accepting of it, my extended family can be quite close-minded. I'm not sure if I should be honest when I see them, or come up with something else? Would you suggest a better course of action? Just wondering about everyone's opinion on this subject, thanks for any feedback you may have! :) Posted via Mobile Device

Wow Meaghan! Driving this guy home. You're a class act. He was definitely undeserving. I hope he was very generous.

My word is: soft

Genuine...

This year really sucks in a bad way: - My mother (age 74) passed away on January 3rd, 2014 (bone cancer) (She was also a Cervical cancer and Breast cancer survivor.). - My aunt had a mild stroke recently. she is in her early 80's. Her husband (my uncle) has the Shingles Virus and he is also in his early 80's. But neither looks a day over 50. They are now forced to sell their home and move into a senior's condo. - People in my family used to live until the ripe old age of 102 to 110 years. Not any more. Childhood Friends: - A close friend's father just had bypass surgery. This friends mother just lost a foot to an infection. - Another close friend's mother just passed away. _______________ On the bright side. - I have another Uncle in his late 80's and he still teaches part-time at the University of Guelph. He also does not look a day over 50. This uncle also travels across Canada and to the United States doing agricultural seminars . His wife (my Aunt) still runs her own business full-time and she is also in her late 80's.

I have an android app on my phone. You can order online and see that the ride is assigned and the progress of your driver.

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There is also the option if it's in good condition to donate it to the furniture bank. They collect furniture and give it away to people in need. If you need the info PM me.

I'm east end as well :)

You attitude is amazing and strong. Fight the good fight! But allow others to help when you need to. Do not be afraid to ask. My friend was lost last week and he looked for everything to help. But it beat him in the end. Don't let that happen. I don't want you to go anywhere. You are a vital part of CERB and while there have been changes, you are a one constant. As I suspect you are in your real life. Be well my friend. Chanel

As requested Angela :) Additional Comments: or this one :)

They copy press releases by various people, and call that news. except the 'news' is worded exactly the same in all the different papers.

On discretion: don't worry about it. Discretion is a large part of what you're paying for, and the providers absolutely understand that. They don't want attention drawn to them, either. You should definitely make up your mind whether or not you want to go through with a visit before doing too much else. Bear in mind that the ladies get quite a lot of tire-kickers and time-wasters, and while they'll be sympathetic to nervous new clients, they'll have limited patience for endless questions and very little at all for anyone who books and then doesn't go through with the appointment.

Thanks, Lisbeth! That's awesome!! And here's another hot cerbie, our Gwengrail, with thanks to her too. :)

Welcome and congrats on liberating yourself from the clutches of monogamy! Here are a few things I look for when gents or couples arrange a meeting from me and hopefully they can give you an idea of what SPs look for. 1. I really appreciate gentlemen who write me in a respectful way, without demanding Greek or other more risky acts. Maybe it's a little overboard, but I really pay attention to how someone writes and having proper grammar and respectful language. 2. References from other providers or other proof of identification is a must. Providers should be 100% discreet with your information and it's for the protection and safety for everyone involved. 3. Guys who write too many emails can get really annoying and make the SP feel uneasy about meeting you. Once you have made the appointment, it isn't necessary to keep writing an SP over and over again. 4. It is never a good idea to barter a price with an SP, especially when it's an SP you have never met. Most likely a happy SP with a pleasant gent will always go the extra mile for her special clients... at lease I do anyways.

1- No not at all... 2- anticipation...excitement and sometimes a bit nervous...just a bit ;) 3- That my dear I will never tell... I will speak for me...I'm very ponctual and I try to be ready at least 10min before...If you arrive 10min before, I will likely be ready and invite you to join me. I'd rather you arrives a bit early then a bit late... As for waiting for a response...omg...evrytime I hear thatit's like (facepalm)...A lady should never make a client wait!!! Unless you are more then 10 min early then that's different but if you show up on time whithin 5min...In my book it's an automatic reply...whithin seconds! I never make my guest wait. I'm always on time and expect the same in return! BJ

In a perfect world anyone in abusive relationships would use resources available.

You are welcome peachy. For myself, I am no longer advertising any sexual services. Not because I am afraid for myself, but to protect my clients. I will also not answer any questions about my services. I will kindly explain to my inquiry that by asking me, they are on fact breaking the law. If they can't read between the lines then I can't really help them. I look at this legislation as a way of running my business the way I want to now. Clients will no longer calling the shots. I am in control now. I am relieved I no longer have to say yes I will do xxx for $xxx. Can clients really understand what it feels like to promise a service to someone I have never met before? I've never promised a service and not provided it. However, there are some that push and maybe their hygiene sucks. So no more advance promises. I will be using stories and songs to help those who want to understand the type of encounter they will experience. Currently, I am advertising as a hot mistress. No one sees a mistress as companionship alone. Sex is implied. Just not openly stated. Read between the lines. I'm still providing the same services. Just advertising it differently.

You would think but we're in Canada. For some, hockey is like a religion. lol. They tend to call us after the game is over.

I don't get the hockey playoff thing... what could be better than watching the game with a sexy lady and using the intermissions wisely lol Just my opinion

In my opinion Blanket privacy is not a right... the child molester who abuses children does not have a right to privacy ... the "rights" issue in this debate should be the right of sex workers to operate in a safe environment yet we are here debating if TJB should name name... the anti sex work groups must love this ... there is no ground swell of sex workers moving to name names or out people why because they understand it will not be in their interest... yes people are sympathetic to TJB's frustration but let's be honest she is a retired sex worker fighting for a cultural change to happen in our society she has put years into this fight... let's not be so quick to condemn her. Instead let's galvanize our fight on the issues... sex workers don't need to be saved.... they need their right to safety respected by their government. This is a fight about rights... we are just distracted from the real rights that are at stake. Just my opinion

I doubt you're going to get many of the type of responses that you're looking for. This is the most subjective question I've ever seen. I know you're interested in seeing "why" people feel a certain lady is their favorite, but I don't believe this post is going to work towards that goal. I understand that you're new, but go to the advertising forum (http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=18), go to the recommendation forum (http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=137), and go the individual websites (where applicable). Make your own decision on who to see. Good luck, there are a lot of great ladies out there - You should decide who you want to see, recommendations are great, but ultimately it's your call.

I'm single and prefer it that way. Although sometimes it gets lonely in that big bed of mine. I haven't found the right person so far but hope to one day when the time is right. It's not the right time at this point but I know he is out there and will find me one day. I do miss waking up in the middle of the night with a surprise bj. The ex bf always loved that. It's the little things I miss but overall I think I'm better off single. Honestly some of my longtime regulars who keep coming back just give me enough company that I need as well as new customers. I spend a lot of time alone and don't go to bars or any places like that, I don't drink, etc. These things don't interest me anymore. I have a desire to know why I'm here and my purpose, etc. A lot of interesting things have been happening to me in a spiritual sense in the last few months and I'm grateful for that. I don't look at life the same way anymore. I'm just figuring myself out at this point in my life. It's an interesting ride. I believe we are all separate beings and we cannot look at another person to make us completely happy. It is our own personal responsibility and one of these responsibilities to remain separate in terms of our own personal satisfactions and self-love while remaining true to ourselves despite the fact whether we're in a relationship or not. Only then can we bring our best qualities to another person who we decide to share our lives with.

I love any show to do with the supernatural and/or apocalypse, even if it's terrible. With that in mind, here are a few I've been enjoying: Witches of East End Penny Dreadful The Strain Under the Dome Falling Skies (I obviously also love American Horror Story, the Walking Dead, True Blood, etc, but I'm pretty sure those have been mentioned).

I have lurked for a while, but it seems fair to share opinions, so here's my first post. It fits this thread quite well. Saw Katrine Cannon, and it was as GFE as one could imagine. Great massage, followed by a pleasing erotic session. Chatted about everything, including hangovers and condos. Stunningly attractive lady, intelligent, witty, made one feel like a friend - well, more like a horny friend. Left wishing I had booked 2 and not 1 hour. Definitely will repeat.

Maybe you can Tame me? I guess you will have to come in and see ;) In the east until 3 pm..Then im not back until Monday so don't miss your chance to have some dirty playtime with this sexy blonde ;) Not a Cmj member ? Don't you worry PM me to find out how you get my special VIP guest ;) Call 613-523-6199 to book....See you soon xo Courtney