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IF YOU CAN NOT GET THIS MESSAGE TO GO AWAY AFTER READING PLEASE READ THE BOTTOM OF THIS POST. ****************************************** PLEASE DO NOT TRY TO CIRCUMVENT THE CENSORED WORDS! ****************************************** I am sure by now many of you have noticed a number of words have been added to the censor list. I know it makes the site very hard to read but instead of jumping ship and moving to another country like other adult boards are doing we have decided to instead conform to the new laws. This means 1) No one can ADVERTISE that they offer prostitution related EXTRAS if you offer this off the site that is find as long as you do not LINK to a site offering such things or offer them here. To conform to the new laws we can not to allow you to ADVERTISE such things here on cerb or advertise a website or blog or ad somewhere else that offers such things. If we find you are linking to a website from cerb that offers such things we will need to BAN your site from linking from cerb. Since people will ignore the law and try to post ads offering such things on cerb we had had to add certain keywords to the censor to ensure no one posts ILLEGAL things. Unfortunately this takes away from the discussion area. Now it is NOT illegal to discuss prostitution or related ACTS but I am not sure how the law will see it if someone is posting that they are a ESCORT (Not offering any PROSTITUTION related extras) and some guy posts saying "Oh, She did such and such with me!" (Guys like to brag when they get something extra that was not advertised....) 2) People may start to try to CIRCUMVENT these words. This will get you SUSPENDED or BANNED as you could put the website in jeopardy. Anyone seeing anyone trying to be creative (offering to do stuff like "squeeze the juice from a hot dog", "Suc the icing off a rooster" or "go in and out of grease for extended vacation" .... you get the point! Please REPORT THIS and DO NOT QUOTE IT! If you reply to it with a quote and do not report it you may also get a warning. 3) Some words are standard words such as O U T C A L L and S E R V I C E and these had to be censored as well as they could be taken the WRONG way and we are being EXTRA VIGILANT at this time to ensure cerb stays within the boundaries of this new law. 4) Use your .... people, don't brag about extra things that may or may not have happened when in private with someone. Just share that you have a nice time, you will see her again and focus on the nice things. More to come but I am asking for help with CENSOR words as well. Please report any ADVERTISEMENT posts that HINT or BLATANTLY SAY they offer PROSTITUTION RELATED EXTRAS so we can ADD to the CENSORS and protect the site. IF YOU CAN NOT MAKE THIS MESSAGE GO AWAY.... Your browser settings are probably not accepting cookies. Switch to another web browser or change your settings and see if it helps. A INCOGNITO browser will probably also cause this issue as well.

The VERY FIRST adult discussion website in Canada (at least that I know of) that had info on escorts was created by no other then "Joyful Spirit" (A member here who use to go by the name "LYLA" and she built the website and was a pioneer for online escorts in Canada). The site was LYLA.COM and was affectionately known as "Lyla's List". It also displayed ads for Escorts-Canada.com and when LYLA wanted to retire the site she passed the domain name on to the owners of escorts-canada.com. They (EC) continued lyla's list for a few years but when the SPONLY area on LYLA.COM at the time known as demimonde was taken over by some of the ladies and failed miserably and the discussion board part was hacked bad due to a old bbs system that was full of security holes the discussion element of the site and the sponly area of the site were put onto the back burner. The lyla.com site stayed active but only to display ads for escorts-canada (without a discussion element) instead we created a separate site cerb.ca to start from scratch. So... We are bringing back LYLA.COM as we need a NON CANADIAN DOMAIN NAME for this site. WHY?? Basically we do not trust the Canadian powers that be, with these new laws it's only a matter of time when our compliance is not good enough so this way we have a .COM domain name (canada does not have any governing body over .com only .ca) so we felt this needed to happen sooner then later. BUT... love you like a sister is a most excellent modern day urban take on the name! We should adapt that as this community has always been about watching each others backs, helping the ladies stay safe and all around positive side of the adult industry. Since we are sisters and brothers and we now have all those annoying DOT.DOT.DOT censors all around us maybe we should use "Love You Like A ..." as the name! ;)

Appreciation has been expressed to Mod (and owners) for all the headaches they must be going through adjusting CERB to be compatible with this new draconian legislation But to the ladies we adore, they too are having to make similar changes to their websites. Changes which are time consuming and except for this draconian law, absolutely needless. I think all the ladies are also due a BIG THANK YOU for the time and trouble they are also going through, changing their websites etc. So to all the ladies, your efforts do not go unnoticed and are appreciated Thank You A rambling RG

If gentleman wish to visit you they will make the effort to do so. As long as you have a clean and respectable in call that is most important, Don't forget there will always be complainers, let them go ahead and complain. Cater to you faithful guests , As long as they feel safe they will visit.

Lyla.com was the domain name for Lyla's List, one of the first boards of this kind that was started in the 90's and was later acquired by escorts-canada, cerb's owners. From what I understand one of the reasons the board is going back to the old name because it is a dot com not a dot ca.

The site has moved to lyla.com I think I worked out the bugs... LOTS OF THEM! Discussion about it here: http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=199884

The problem with taking an appointment that late at night is the client might be on drugs or might be drunk. I've been struck by a drunken idiot client and I'm apprehensive about taking appointments with someone that I don't know that late. When they can't preform it becomes extremely hard for us and having to deal with someone under the influence who isn't themselves is a whole other thing. This is the reason I have no alcohol to offer a client and why I don't allow it in a first time visit. Assholes are instantly created with the addition of alcohol. If you allow a client to bring it, you're telling him it is ok to drink and he may have 3, 4 or more before he even shows up. SD

Escort is fine to use, it means date. Problem is cities can actually license escorts. They require police clearances, huge fee's, big restrictions, heavy by-law enforcement, etc... Windsor, Winnipeg and Calgary all know all too well. Cities like Barrie and other parts of Alberta and Saskatchewan also have escort by-laws in place.

does this mean that will be have to log into a different website?

Something to do with " Love you like a sister" maybe? What that has to do with this site I don't know... Additional Comments: OR: #5 in Urban Dictionary: "Beautiful, flirty,sweet and funny girls" "very special, and rare" The party doesn't start til they show up......

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"Back in the day before Bill ...., I used to ask a lady if she provides A, B or C, but now that the law has changed, I have changed my ways and no longer ask such questions.(But perhaps you should run that by a lawyer first and see what he recommends)" I ran this by a lawyer back when the old law was in effect and he bluntly told me not to do it and also not to mention what I was NOT willing to do for compensation because that implies that are some things that I am willing to do for money. The best and safest thing to do is not to mention anything to do with anything even remotely related to what that bill is about. There is no way I can say anything more without using censored words. "I look forward to sharing coffee with your in your hotel room at 08:00 PM." Enough said.

That would be great but unfortunately that plugin is not available for this site software (at least not this version) and to custom code it would take time and money, so we can look at the down the line. For now the censors will be in place till the ladies clean up profiles and stop posting bad things in the ads, if no one does this then we need no censors. Right!

Yes! The Barb's thread has passed 300,000 hits! Thanks to all contributors (and of course to all the dancers, our constant inspiration) :)

Thanks Mod! You are doing a helluva job in this really crappy time! Kudos!

The censor system lets me tweak some stuff but the problem is the more strict I make it the easier it is to circumvent. I adjusted l i c k and p s e so you can type collapse and upset and click but this means someone can do stuff like GFEPSELICK and circumvent the censor so if you see something like this please report it.

We all think differently and I have been attacked for having my opinions so far but this seems perfectly acceptable. Using these words to empower myself are not from my generation and understand that in MY generation, sluts were those who were promiscuous and w's got paid for it long before I was ever in this line of work. Never did I imply NOT being paid for it was bad but some members here decided to imply and twist my words and insinuate this or I was being above everyone else. That is not true and I have helped and support A LOT of ladies in my time and have been nothing but helpful. I have heard this not once but twice now by the same person that I'm supposedly above everyone else because I have certain opinions about things. Perhaps it comes across that way since I don't mince words but I don't think like that and I certainly don't conduct myself that way in my business either. This lies within the person reading it to feel that way, not how I'm making them feel. Do I necessarily agree with the above bold statement I made a few days ago? In some ways, yes and in others, no. Part of my original statement that "Sluts don't get paid for it" is a statement I grew up with. It's what *I* know. If I solely believed in the above, I would be a complete hypocrite and no doubt that I wouldn't be a sex worker. Being in this line of work has also changed a lot of my views over the years about what I thought I knew about sex workers before being in the lifestyle. And what I don't appreciate is that I have been completely and utterly criticized as a result for not agreeing with others views because they have immersed themselves in Women's Studies. My apologies for not being so current and up with the times ladies. And thanks for looking down on others who don't share in your views and be completely attacked for having differing opinions. This also isn't just about a person's opinions, it was also HOW I was raised. I realize that I am quite a bit older than many who have different views, I do not have a degree in women's studies, I come from a very Catholic family etc and I don't believe in labeling. Is that so wrong to NOT be all of these things? Yet I have taken a lot of criticism for it in the last few days from those who do. I enjoy sex but I don't think I need to call myself a slut to empower myself or take back what I think I have lost. It's as simple as that. Perhaps I don't understand this generation. And while I appreciate Slutwalks for violence against women and what it originally stands for, I don't believe in using the term "slut" to take it back or own it. Women should have the freedom of being "sx" ual" and also be protected against the violence and harassment surrounding it. See it as you may..if you think I'm putting myself on a pedestal because I have different feelings so be it. That's HOW you perceive it. I just don't personally believe in labels. If a woman wants to be a slut or a ."w", get paid or not go ahead... but using these terms to identify ourselves just take us back a notch historically speaking. Imo, I find it counterproductive. Afterall, they are just words and do not define the true spirit of women and what we stand for.

Ladies can not get charged for PLACING prostitution ads but third parties can so no one can allow ads for prostitution so the law effectively means your allowed to advertise but it is illegal for anyone who allows you to do it. If your link from cerb (Banner or signature or profile or anywhere on cerb) links to a personal website where you offer prostitution extras this would be illegal as well so UPDATE your sites!! if not your site will be banned from cerb. THE LAW PASSED - THIS IS YOUR ONLY CHANCE TO UPDATE!! it is in a 30 day grace period to give everyone time to conform to the new law. We are giving the ladies a few weeks to update websites but if they are NOT UPDATED shortly they will be placed on the BANNED SITES list and censored off the site. Members will be asked to let us know if any sites linking from cerb advertise prostitution extras those sites will actively be removed. Again... I did not make the new laws! People are getting mad at me cause of the censors and the new rules. Deal with it people! Next time a vote comes about don't vote conservative cause it's your majority conservative government who did this to you all!

On the spur of the moment I went to Paradis Spa and saw Sylvia Star. I had seen her website and her pictures. I had always wanted to see her but my schedule and hers never seemed to mesh. Well tonight the stars aligned and I managed to finally meet her. First thing I will say is that her pictures do not do her justice. This lady is 1,000 times more beautiful in person. And that was just the first impression. As always I shall leave the private details private but suffice to say she is incredibly beautiful, has a soft touch and is just one incredibly and oh so sexy lovely lady. She is one lady I hope to see again very soon. Only next time I will spend a lot more time with her.

Thank you! I don't like being unsure or second guessing myself. When in doubt, just ask. I am on other sites that do comply but there will always be advertisers who try to circumvent the system and do, I see it daily. If the sites have the time and companionship rule and are in compliance, what other advertisers do should not effect me or anyone else that is advertising within the rules and new law correct? The sites that don't comply I won't use anymore, I see no traffic or loss from I will simply delete my profile. Plain and simple!:icon_smile: This stuff has me back on the coffee, trying to go back years and change, remove and delete ads. In the end, I'm happy to do it and to be and remain apart of this community right here with my site staying and being linked! All my Love and Support to Everyone, Lexy

Uhh? I just punched in cerb and worked just fine.

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A lady, one a very special lady (and now retired), wore sweat pants. She did so, she told me, so as to not draw attention to her when she walked through the hotel. Always clean clothes mind you. But she looked GREAT!!! Clothes, well for me, it's whatever the lady feels comfortable in...I'm happy when I hear the knock on my hotel door, and the lady shows up with a big smile on her face, and we greet with a hug and kiss. She can wear sweats, jeans, dress, skirt, burlap sack whatever she feels most comfortable in, I'm happy I keep in mind this, a lady dressed at her worse still looks far better than me at my very best My two cents worth RG

I have taken this post down, after re reading it I'm sure it would be thought of as negative and perhaps upset some .

Don't know why, but this came to mind It could be the card to send along with the poop...imagine, the parcel isn't worthless, but the addressees are RG

Not just the new laws, but not really the place to ask a question like that regardless

I want this thread to go away. I cannot do anything here because of it, regardless whether I clear cookies or use other browsers. Please stop this.

Just a suggestion, the word blocker that another site uses, rather then dots.... when you hit submit, red letters appear that says Warning: these terms are not allowed. IE: If I tried happyending the word block will say not allowed so I had to change to : always leave happy. Perhaps this will help people to think of better words to use without the frustration of ......dots. Once you edit it and get rid of the offensive word, then the post goes threw, however if you try too many times, then your ad is simply depleted with no refund.

If you OFFER prostitution on your website you can NOT link from cerb to your site (It's really simple) if your website is just about dating, dancing massaging (without happy endings) or nonsex fetish then your welcome to link to it.

You wont be banned ... Just your website url. You are not an actress. Yes an actress website that would be fine, stop fishing for a gray area! If your website even hints that prostitution ........ are available please remove your website url from cerb. We can not advertise anyone or any website that is offering prostitution. No gray area! If you make a video that shows you let say naked or even scantily clad in bed or mouthing the words fuckme or doing cartoons of sex positions your website will not be allowed to like from cerb. I am not taking any chances. If i think it is even questionable i will block the url. Its too much for me to look at everyone and tell everyone one by one what is wrong or not. So use good judgement If you have to ask if it is ok.... The it is not ok! So please do not ask and do not be surprised if your site url gets blocked, Anyone not updating profile pages, classified ads or even comments on photos you may find you profile info deleted, classified ads removed or albums erased so take some time and help me out and make sure your area is nice and tidy and conforming to the new law. Thanks.

I am a slut, a ....., a bitch anything U want as long as U pay me!!! Have a sexylicious evening everyone!! Barbara xxxooo

I will speak from my personal experiences, life and otherwise. I do see disabled clients. ( ie; wheelchairs & various forms of prosthesis, colostomy bags and those with fresh or healing tissues from major surgeries, I can go on ... ). If you are up front with the lady that you're looking to book an appointment with and let her know ahead of time, I'm sure it will not be an issue. It might be an issue if there is a chance of passing an infection, a surprise or she's just not comfortable or thinks that she may hurt you. Some people are more superficial than others and some people are more understanding than others but that's not just providers, that's just people in general. Myself, I am not concerned with the appearance of someone per se. What I want is a gentlemen who has taken the time to groom himself, shower, brush teeth and have respect for me and see me as a person. Best of luck with your search, I hope it works out for you! SD

The site is already outside of Canada But it is owned and operated in Canada Simple, do you think Mod and other CERB/EC employees should leave Canada and operate CERB outside of Canada so you aren't disappointed assuming they can get a work visa The simplest thing they could do is shut it all down. But at least Mod and everyone, they are trying to find a solution and keep CERB going RG

None of this would bother me either. As long as a gentleman is polite and hygienic, everything is good. Best wishes for healing!

Yeah, I accept this change in policy is necessary. But like Jabba I look forward to that word list so I can plan my post's content to avoid the "...."s that will make it unintelligible or just torpedo my point. Thanks for the hard work maintaining the site, mod, even in the face of new law.

I just read this, as I just posted my ad for massage & entertainment. Now in this ad, I said " Kneading and squeezing the stress you hold with in" Is this along the lines of a No-No? Do I need to edit this?

http://winnipeg.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/miss-leeshabest-reviews-in-townultra-classy-exotic-companion-......-nuru-massageass2die4/2094750 I don't usually comment on appearance, because it's often YMMV and you get a decent idea if the pictures are accurate. I'm going to start by breaking my rule. Leesha's pictures aren't incredibly accurate. They don't come close to doing her justice. She is absolutely drop dead gorgeous, the type that you'd turn your head in a crowd to see even if you were walking with your wife. She was extremely friendly and easy to deal with on the phone, kindly arranging a last minute appointment (1 pm phone call, got lucky and made it in at 430). Her in call location isn't downtown like I expected (I don't know Winnipeg, but ball park area is near the ikea). Don't let that stop you though. If you don't know what a nuru massage is (I didn't fully know), it's basically a full body massage but instead of using their hands on you, they use a special oil and use their whole body instead. So, if the idea of a petite smoking hot supermodel rubbing her naked body against yours sounds like a good time, you may want to consider Leesha. Back and frontal massage, then the style of massage errrr varied a bit, and I left extremely happy. She's very accommodating. Solo shower to begin with, duo shower to wash the gel off at the end. The hour flew by, totally unrushed and relaxing, no clock watching at all. She's smart, funny, and really knows her stuff. Can't recommend her enough. If you are even THINKING about her, however, write her phone number down and store it somewhere. She's going to continue working, but will cease all advertising as of beginning of December, until this new law thing gets settled a bit. Her EC ad has already expired and wasn't renewed.

No, it is because the laws are changing this month ... You should read the threads on that. The site has to now censor anything related to prostitution, this is a transition period for us all. We are adapting.

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Right now, it's not as easy as moving something offshore because those who reap the benefit cannot still be in the originating country. Therefore CERB WILL be complying with the laws and there will be NO FS advertisers permitted here. Likewise, if a lady is advertising on CERB and their website or other advertising has ANY connection with a sexual service, CERB will be removing their access. What this means is you, as a hobbyists, will have to read between the lines of advertising and websites. You will be receiving time and companionship only. No one is permitted to speak about sexual services for money in any place. It has not been defined whether the internet/email/text is defined as a place but to protect yourself, assume so. It will be vitally important to avoid any ads on BP from new providers that cannot be confirmed through others as LE will probably employ stings to catch clients. After Royal Assent you have 30 days until C36 becomes law; use it wisely. If there are those you would like to see or discuss anything with, now is the time. If there are providers you're interested in but have not yet seen, try to establish their legitimacy now. Reputable ladies are here to protect their clients as well as their business. One thing to remember is that although this will be law, the time, effort and money required by LE to police these laws is no more than it is now. You have to look at priority, scale and risk involved. There is so much vagueness to this law that many judicial and LE agencies would have a difficult time delving into all the aspects. Yes, it is law but also employ common sense to know how much can be done and how. There will be a lot of info put out there in the days to come, please read up as knowledge is power. http://www.powerottawa.ca/home.html is one. SWOP is changing it's name so i don't have a link there.

First let me say my experiences with the ladies from this site have been memorable in a positive way. Prior to joining this site I would take my chances on back page. I had some good experiences and some bad experiences. I also learned a lot and some of my bad experiences where due to my inexperience in not asking the right questions. And reading my turn offs maybe someone might think I was some ugly troll with no manors to have the experiences I have had and no that is not the case. I always treat a lady like a lady, I show up freshly showered, clean all over and with fresh breath. I have been told I am a good looking guy. I always I show up with some honey and sometimes the occasional gift depending on circumstances. It might sound stupid and naive but I want my time to be as memorable to the lady I see, as it is to me. Here are my turn-offs My number one turn-off showing up and finding the SP has been drinking a lot. A jaded SP that you can tell from what she says and her actions she is just not enjoying her job. If your not at least pretending your turned on for sure I am turned off and am just wanting to get the heck out of there. No kissing. Now I am not talking DFK I mean just plain old small light kisses. And no worries if something is not on the menu I am fine with that but if your not going to kiss at all that should be known up front because that would be a deciding factor in me seeing someone or not. Smelling of smoke. Doing my research paying and going for BBBJ and getting CBJ. Booking and showing up on time. Txting for room number 5 minutes before the agreed time and hearing nothing back. Then txt again because I do not trust txt and sometimes get sorry am not there yet, have gotten sorry give me another 1/2 hour, once told give me an hour and then I just left. If you set a time and cannot keep the time that is understandable but the same curtsey should go both ways and either party should inform the other as soon as they know they will be delayed or cannot make it. Book an incall. Get the txt she is on her way only to find out much latter she turned around for whatever reason and was a no show. Bait and switch. Now I am smarter and just leave. Her phone going off during the session and checking it and replying to txt messages Paying for the hour and scooted out the door way before the hour is up. Finishing up and having the lady say hold on a minute and she opens the envelope and counts out the money. Had one lady booked a half hour and paid for half hour. Was done in 20 minutes and she said hey you wanted an hour. Had to show her the text message. I will always treat a lady like a lady and its sure nice to be treated with equal respect.

2 min flat, and here comes the rain shower lol. Yes I can squirt, if I do it myself then 100% can, sometimes I can when someone else does it either with sex or with fingers. With that said, I do not care for fingering, unless is my own hand.

So Frigin True. I hate the fake 'Oh Baby'. One fake oh baby and I never repeat. Shuts me done completely. I especially note this when booking.....nothing is better then fake! Great if the SP gets off, but they are the Service Provider. Not meaning to sound rude. Yay and double YAY if they do! but....I don't expect it, or require it. Soo no hurt egos here if they don't. I am not a SP but for me as a female with my partner...... I don't always cum with my life partner and he knows my body well. Sometimes.... I CHOOSE not to organism! (oh the shock). Sometimes, I just want to enjoy the penetration for a little boost in my day and pep in my step. I will avoid organism because I have Places To Be and Things To Do. I can't always afford the energy suck and need for nap that comes with my cum (so to speak). I can only assume the same is true for the Service Providers; They too have Places to Be, and People to Do ....hehe With my last ex I use to enjoy watching him with his SP. Again...I would completely shut done when fake sounds started. He on the other never seemed to notice. for the best cause knowing him like I do..... his ego does require it! Luckily we eventually found a regular gal that suited me, suited him and suited us both together. Seeing someone that often everyone gets to know each other and takes the faking out of the equation. Atlast...she left the business Additional Comments: ditto here Additional Comments: Luvs the OD posts :)

There are some MPAs who are very skilled too. Unfortunately they are YMMV and can't be named here.