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Good news! as per my previous post, we have asked management at the venue for a deadline extension. They have agreed to give us a week to give our final numbers after which they need to order food. Therefore, we can make an extra 10 tickets available while ensuring we will not be overcrowded! These tickets are for either ladies or gents and available on a first come basis. As posted earlier on this thread you can contact either mistert, ALO management or myself to reserve get a ticket. If you missed the previous deadline this will be your last chance to join 75 other members who already confirmed their attendance! Dec 4th will be the biggest OT social to date. This is your last chance to join the party!

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I think everyone just really needs to calm down seriously lol .. It's really not as bad as what the media etc. are making it out to be. As an activist for this industry sp's and pooner's alike, the abolishment agencies have their own agenda and it takes WAY too much manpower and tax dollars to go around busting indie sp's. You come to a city like Vancouver where there are literally thousands of sp's and it'd take them forever to bust every single indie in this city, although Vancouver has already made it quite clear they have no desire to partake in enforcing the laws in the new bill. As for an sp outing her clients, come on guys seriously? No sp in her right mind is going to damage her business reputation, for those of us that have been around for YEARS (decades in my case), the police better dig a grave for me before they ask me to out my clients. I come from a very different era of being an sp and outing clients was one of most taboo subjects my first indoor boss ever taught me. I'm stubborn that way, heck it took me years to even offer girlyfriend exp because that was so taboo when I was taught. For the gentlemen who was commenting about posts on the baby cow, the sp in question used face pics in her ads while touring (which is a big no-no) and the Alberta hotel industry has a big beef with sp's for the past two years, this is WHY she got busted. I'm also sure there's probably a bit more to that story and technically she wasn't busted, she was asked to vacate the hotel, she wasn't taken down the station, fined or anything that I recall. That's not being busted, that's being removed from a hotel that didn't want her present there any longer. A client could've outed her, a disgruntled sp, a guest in a room next to hers, who knows, but there's more to it than what was said. I have an online business, have had it for years, one of my best friends of over 20 years, is the GM of a major hotel chain in Alberta. She's totally cool with sp's working in the hotel, as long as they pay their bills and don't cause drama. Every year they host conferences (few times a year), share information and tactics to prevent being ripped off. Two years ago a guy was sent from Montreal with a bunch of ladies to Alberta and instead of legitimately paying for the rooms the ladies and he were using, he decided to be a clown about it and use a credit card scrambler machine, raking up over $600K in bills in various hotels along the gateway blvd strip - my girlfriends hotel was one of them. The hotel owners have a right to be mad, they have a right just like we do to protect our business interests. So this is what the put into policy and I did send someone over to the baby cow to let them know and the majority of people didn't take it seriously, that's their problem. If you dress in a manner that the hotel staff deem to be inappropriate you get put on a watch list in the managers office. If you are acting derogatory or demeaning to any of the staff and they have you on that watch list, guess what? They're calling the police. They'll look you up on backpage and whatever other sites, see if they can spot you using face pics, boom you're outta there. I'm not saying it's right, but at the same time if I was ripped off a few hundred K, I'd be a little choked too. When I tour and am in hotels, I'm probably one of the most grubbed out looking customers in the hotel, whenever the staff see me. My hair is up in a bun, no makeup on and I'm wearing sweats and sneaker's, I'm always very polite to all of the staff and reveal bits and pieces of my other work, so they never suspect anything. I'm always super quiet, tip well to housekeeping and ensure there's nothing in my room that will give me away as being an sp. I don't run around half naked, giving attitude, partying it up in my hotel room and bring myself unwanted attention EVER. I went to one of the hotel owner and managers conventions with my girlfriend earlier this year and another sp, all of that information about their new policies came right from the horses mouth. If that incident wouldn't have happened, things would probably be lax just like it used to be, but when you start ripping people off, they're going to take action and you can't blame them. Alberta does have stings every year that they partake in, usually twice a year .. October is definitely one of the months they do it, every year like clockwork. They meet their quota and boom it's over with. Additional Comments: I just wanted to add a few more things, as an activist, I've had more than my fair share of dealing with abolishment agencies and I know first hand what their objectives are. Minorities are number one on their target lists for being "rescued" and anyone suspect of being a minor (insert sarcastic tone -because you know all younger ladies are pimped), people that they think have a high possibility of being "rescued". So older ladies and those that are well established, I highly doubt will have any problems with police. The police will go do their door knocks on some Asian massage parlours and micro's to shut up the abolishment agencies, so they've got some people to rescue and it keeps everyone "happy". For the record, I've worked in this industry for almost 3 decades, just a few years shy of that, I started when I was VERY young ( a minor in fact) and I've had ZERO dealings with police personally, about me, pertaining to my work. And any time they've shown up at my door, they've point blank said, we know you're working and we don't care. My bad for having a crazy ex boyfriend and working with an sp that had serious personal issues. They know I'm a lifer and not going to give them squat for information, so they don't bother. Don't panic guys, just mind your P's and Q's, stick with long term established ladies and do your research, you'll be fine.

This topic has been discussed before in other threads. I don't think Terri Jean Bedford's comments to the Senate are representative of what most of us are thinking or willing to do. The bottom line is that no established companion would risk their reputation to do something like this. There is no end reward for them and would basically be business suicide.

Will you guys be collecting for toys for tots again this year? I loved it last time. It's great to see the community come together for a good cause

I'd love to go if there's still tickets available! :) Posted via Mobile Device

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I'm wondering is Law Enforcement will waste any resources on this victimless crime. Sure, if someone is pimping, living off the avails, using underaged girls, or otherwise doing something that is not victimless, book him, and incarcerate him. But a pooner out for a little something on the side, a little "different", what's the crime? And to what benefit of society does persecuting and prosecuting these otherwise upstanding citizens? Will the moral minority push LE into setting up stings and entrapping johns, or will LE say "Hey, we have criminals to chase here, and we're not going to waste our time just to make you feel better about something you have no involvement with". Its not like photo radar, which generates money. It is 100% revenue negative, and will tie up courts, judges, juries, legal aid with zero benefit to society. I think the strategy to defeat this is to attack its defenders, and take them off their high horses. Expose the skeletons in their closets, even take one or two down in their own stings. That'll get everyone to back off...

Hello Everyone! Following's Loneskater's Ottawa Social Poll, and after mucho debate (not really, but it does sound rather important doesn't it?) i'm proud to announce that the Ottawa Christmas party will be held on December 4th 2014. I did promise we'd get the date out within 48 hours yesterday for all our out-of-Ottawa friends that need to make plans ahead of time to spend much appreciated time with all of us. So here you have it! Mark your calendars .. and further details will come A.S.A.P. Edit: Of note, this time around, we'll be in the west end of town.

Probably just the same type of guys who object to being screened/verified. And they believe their privacy is most important. More important than a lady's safety and security RG

Idiocy I say, complete idiocy!

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I don't know if the term "true friendship" can be completely quantified. I mean, I've had friends come and go my entire life and it doesn't seem to matter whether they have been in a personal contact or on-line or whatever. I guess I'm the kind of guy who just can't form that bond that most people consider true. Probably why my marriage failed. I don't open up about my feelings much. I've always been very solitary and will always be that way. As for this site and other forum boards, I think I can honestly say, I've developed a certain friendship aspect and the anonimity means nothing to me along those lines. I've chatted with people on-line for years and have found that we can converse and develop friendships without ever meeting face to face. Some last, some don't so I don't know if one can call that "true". I only know that I find myself closer to being friends with people out here in these forums then anyone in my personal life.

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I agree, this and school zone/ playground speeding are my biggest road "pet peeves". I am sick of these people that think their lives are so important, they can't wait 30 seconds or slow down and be aware of children crossing the road or debarking from a bus. Hell, I have a busy schedule in my work but even when the bus has just the yellow light flashing, I stop and wait. I remember one time stopping for a school bus that was just starting to stop and had the yellow lights on. The two cars behind me did the same but behind that some idiot pulled out and barreled past us all doing about 120kph to get by before the sign came out and the bus had the red lights going. I seriously wanted to track the guy down and beat his ass but I was so stunned, I didn't even get the license plate.

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Ah, but better the mild rain than the harsh -30C snow and ice! Isn't it grand being back in BC? I myself was in Ottawa for about 7 years and just moved back this past spring. I love how I can brag about it being well above zero at this time of year :D

For me it was Kermit the frog. Nooooooooooope. Just lying.

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Try 644 William old magic spa spot she is there now. Another Asian mp opened.

Consider downtown, airport, North York/Markam 3 different touring ground. Some people will travel the one hour to see you if they really want to, but most people will look who/when you are in their prefer area. For my personal experience there is no best weeks or days. It vary. I personally prefer Monday-Friday 9am-7pm so I cather to this crowd. Sunday I found is always a hit or miss. Or not one call, or everyone calls/inquired.

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I'm a shower, seems that the shower is more of a rare bird on here.

What a wonderful thread. Unfortunately, I dont get enough time to hang out on this site so the few times I do, Im grateful to find a wonderful thread like this one. I am a MASSIVE FAN of both getting and giving. I can't say which I prefer to be honest. Its like comparing my favorite desert to my favorite dinner. Two wonderful things I love for different reason and Id be very upset if I had to live with one but not the other. Every girl I've played with, I've had to explore and get to know and thats part of the fun. Being insatiable myself, I do enjoy the company of an insatiable girl. I wasnt always this way though. With my button, I used to need a break in between. Anyone whos played with me in the past year will know this has changed DRAMATICALLY. I was always able to enjoy multiples, but I needed some form of "break" for at least a few mins, which was the perfect time to give. Now I tell myself "Oh just one more then.." until I finally launch my attack. Which albeit has sometimes ended in rubbing the poor thing's neck and demanding why s/he didnt say something, although Ive ignored neck discomfort in favor of perversion myself before so.. I get it! lol Giving a girl pleasure in this way is one of the most amazing feelings in the world. Its like enjoying a juicy peach on a hot summers day =) It is so sensual, beautiful, delicious, gratifying, rewarding. ah I can go on but.. there's something I need to go do now after all this talk. ;) Awesome thread and thanks Emily for bumping it or I would not have seen it.

Since my website is a .wix.com site, I thought that was the problem. But after fiddling with it, I discovered if I just removed the http:// it would be posted - though not as a link. It's worth a shot!

I entirely disagree. I came to CERB at a time in my life when I felt very isolated and empty. I had always been curious about this business, but the stigma made me believe I was crazy for having such thoughts. It is only through CERB that I discovered the amazing men and women that I am now so proud to call my friends. I have met gentlemen who have taught me a great deal about life, their various careers, their interests, their loves, their sorrows, and their dreams. These men have admired me, complimented me, comforted me, and helped me to discover a new beauty and courage within myself. Some have passed into my life for but a fleeting moment, while others remain close companions. The women here have been some of my greatest inspirations. Any of you who have seen me at socials know how giddy I get when introduced to some of popular CERB ladies. I have such tremendous respect for them and their accomplishments. The friends I have made here are the ones whose opinions I value most! CERB is like anything else, you get what you put in. If you are looking for true, genuine intimacy, you will find friendship and love, as we have all seen on the thread of one of our dearly beloved members who is now facing some very difficult health complications- our hearts go out to you! If you are looking for just business, you can find that too. To each their own.

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No, we save it for the visitors darlin. lol! I've had many friends that have been screeched. One time, the fish was frozen. Not sure if that qualifies as being screeched. The little newfie

I asked if she would be back & soon & she said she didn't think so..Calib she's not into swinging...I was going 2 leave the 1st time when her boyfriend & another couple were there..awkward & I didn't know if i was safe..

As cautious business women would probably not have these details on her site. Like I have, and many before me, only sell time and not those kinds of things. I know for me, and many others here complies to the CCC. The independent lady can legally have these things on her site, however it is up to you to NOT TO ASK. And these site are not permitted to be linked here. As that would make MOD 3rd party. ( as far as I understand MOD knows best on this) But in your scenario that you describe the lady can not and would not be subject of a sting, only the client who is seeking such things. Yes I suppose as far as building a case against you the client who is seeking those things, it could go threw a long hard process to gather evidence. But even then most of us are .com not .ca and hosted outside of Canada, so you can just imagine the work and money they would have to spend to build any kind of evidence. It is hard enough with all the other human rights crimes, let alone this. But I am not a lawyer, lol however, I have chosen to work within the CCC and feel that it is your duty to as well. Look at my site and others here for a good example of what complying looks like.

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Good morning my Friends, Enemies, Countrymen I entered this land of Cerb in 2010, longer than some, but not as long as others. Through this time I have made some great Friends, wonderful relationships and fun / sassy encounters that I have fully enjoyed. If you are reading this, I am assuming you have previously read the ones on getting cancer (the fu....oops sorry mod, the bastard) and the ups and down, trials and tribulations (sounds like my sex life!!) over the past couple of years. Well the end is nigh. The objective is to be around for Super Bowl, to know what that is and not think it is a luxury, Japanese toilet. Although the surgery to the shoulder removed a good chunk of cancer cells from the bone and muscle, it ended up travelling to the cortex and continues to grab onto chunks of the brain (what little brain there is!). The chemo treatments, especially the experimental ones helped to delay, sometimes shrink the bastard but it still crept along. Memory has become a huge issue with holes as big as Ottawa's sink holes in the expressway, the gps has become my day to day companion when driving, starting to need one when walking! Thinking of wearing a sign around my neck along with my mittens with strings, that points to my house, or a bar that serves great single malt scotch. You know you are on the way out when the docs are arranging your next treatment when they say, "we will fit you in when convenient", not sure who it is convenient for...... Squirrel!!! sorry I wandered off for a bit Anyway, back to the Ladies of Cerb. Whether a MA or .., as previously stated, I have been lucky enough to enjoy a friendship and a kinship with and I am ever grateful. I love the banter, silliness, the heart to heart discussions some of us have had. The hugs, kisses and spanks (obviously mod, the spanks were for my birthday!) were always a treat. I have started to say good bye to a few of you that have been very special to me. Some in person, some by email or pm. I am sure I will miss some with this .... full of swiss cheese. But to all of you, thank you for being who you are! Stay true and safe. To my male colleagues, thank you for all the support. It is greatly appreciated. Over the next couple of weeks, I will get out when / while I can to grab a quick coffee with some of you to give you a hug! If you are aware of and still keep in contact with Ladies who have either retired or are no longer using Cerb (gasp) and you know that they were intimate with me, please let them know, I would appreciate that. I will endeavour to go A - Z to update recommendations as long as I can. I had a discussion with my brother, and he will let you know through a post probably signed on as theliquor (he will have access to my computer and password for Cerb) that I have "moved on, up or down!". He will sign off as "the liquor's brother" When that happens, I have arranged to be buried in those lovely golf pants, matching pink shirt and my pink and white golf shoes, a bottle of Glenmorange 25 and my 1 iron. Have already paid for the wake, admission will be a shot of single malt and the shot glass each one drinks from to be put in the casket with me. What the hell, might as well make the "6" work extra hard with the extra weight! Once you find out, please grab a bottle of single malt scotch, raise a glass to when we meet again on the other side. Kindly, your friend TheLiquor Tom

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Savannah, Lexy, It sounds like I missed out on some good fun during my only two visits to NL. I'm thinking I should go back for the Screech and to be officially Screeched-in. Can I brake the tradition of kissing a cod and kiss the two of you instead?

I was Screeched in just like my pal Miss. Lane, the only thing I had to do as well was kiss a puffin butt, may be they were pulling one over on me but hey I kissed a fresh cod too (it was just caught and very fresh) and I was game for almost anything and good fun (we chatted about it during dinner together in Halifax). It was during a 2 week family visit/vacation to Badger's Quay about 7-8 or so years ago. Best 2 weeks and the most fun, peaceful beautiful vacation thus far. Can't wait to go back someday.

I was screeched in 6yrs ago at a wedding. Was way more fun! Had to wear a sou'wester, say a NL phrase correctly, kiss a frozen whole cod, take a shot of screech and get a paddle on the ass. Lol hilarious!! Good fun! I've heard great things about George Street! Glad to hear you're having fun :)

Been screeched more than once, first time I went over to participate in a curling tournie back in the seventies. They're great hosts, but beware that demon screech, it can be rough if drunk in excess.

I did and I was pretty disappointed. Went to Trapper John's and was given a shot of Screech and kissed a dirty stuff animal and given a nice certificate for about $15. I don't know what I was expecting but a stuffed animal and an uninhibited bartender wasn't it. Maybe it was a bad night. I visit NF for business often so I'm not a local.

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The VERY FIRST adult discussion website in Canada (at least that I know of) that had info on escorts was created by no other then "Joyful Spirit" (A member here who use to go by the name "LYLA" and she built the website and was a pioneer for online escorts in Canada). The site was LYLA.COM and was affectionately known as "Lyla's List". It also displayed ads for Escorts-Canada.com and when LYLA wanted to retire the site she passed the domain name on to the owners of escorts-canada.com. They (EC) continued lyla's list for a few years but when the SPONLY area on LYLA.COM at the time known as demimonde was taken over by some of the ladies and failed miserably and the discussion board part was hacked bad due to a old bbs system that was full of security holes the discussion element of the site and the sponly area of the site were put onto the back burner. The lyla.com site stayed active but only to display ads for escorts-canada (without a discussion element) instead we created a separate site cerb.ca to start from scratch. So... We are bringing back LYLA.COM as we need a NON CANADIAN DOMAIN NAME for this site. WHY?? Basically we do not trust the Canadian powers that be, with these new laws it's only a matter of time when our compliance is not good enough so this way we have a .COM domain name (canada does not have any governing body over .com only .ca) so we felt this needed to happen sooner then later. BUT... love you like a sister is a most excellent modern day urban take on the name! We should adapt that as this community has always been about watching each others backs, helping the ladies stay safe and all around positive side of the adult industry. Since we are sisters and brothers and we now have all those annoying DOT.DOT.DOT censors all around us maybe we should use "Love You Like A ..." as the name! ;)

I was at Barb's last Tuesday. It was a very slow night. I am not a regular so don't know all of the names....but I did get dances from two girls. There was a very fun blonde, Nicole.....cute face and very active in the private room....plus a great personality. I wasn't planning to go a second time but was blown away by the brunette beauty of Melanie....very thin, beautiful breasts, incredible face. She was not as wild as Nicole but very fun.

there is a provider that is posting on CL saying two for one. Well it is really only one person. she is a blonde

It has been awhile since I visited Pigale's on a Friday afternoon.....I avoid crowded and busy establishments, I arrived around 2ish and it was not overly busy as I remember in the past, it was perfect......the talent was amazing, the perfect mix of clients. Most of our favorite regulars were working today, but at times, it is nice to test other talent. Not too many of us like to eat pasta everyday right? I wish I had the time to test more, but the ones I did have the pleasure to have a dance (and also converse at the tables without dances......note-I do pay for a girls time at the table who actually chats), was probably one of the best times I have had here (or anywhere) in quite sometime. Many ladies mentioned that they will be back next week and if this is any indication, I will for sure revisit. Some VERY high mileage workers (if that is your thing) to enjoy, I am drawn to the traditional tease myself. I was with a couple friends and they indulged on the high mileage and raved about it. I got a handful of numbers from those who plan to be back, and from those who like to spend time with you outside the workplace. YMMV, I like to friend the ladies and joke and drink and take from there if they are my type.....to all of us, we each have our preferences and today, i think, would have covered everyone's cup of tea. I wish I could write today the names of the new ladies I chatted to and spent time with, I was a kid in a candy store today trying everything until the atm machine said "you have exceeded your daily cash limit".....thank God.....the names have been forgotten, the faces and times surely have not. What a great day! Had a blast and memorable time and felt I should share with everyone here and to my fellow hobbyists (we are getting rare) Cheers

Saw Liana today. Preuvian/Quebecoise mix. 20 years old from Montreal. She is petite, could be less than 5ft heightwise, BUT supremely busty with a healthy set of delicious 34DD naturals. Very soft, supple, pliable, kneadable, sqeezeable mammaries. Nice girl.

Snow. I find her lovely. Friendly girl. Sweet. You can easily get to know as her she will make theeffort to come to your table and start a conversation. Not pushy at all.

oh, haha thats good. Does anyone know if she's done other work besides dancing (i.e. print, film...etc.).

Lots of gorgeous girls last night at the Fax...I had a really nice time because I met this exquisite angel named Layla and she became determined to sell me a dance........ Layla is simply GORGEOUS ! Tall, and slender , wicked body, perfect perky little tits, incredibly beautiful face, long thick big bouncy honey-blonde hair, tiny waist, amazing fashion sense and a smile that lights up the room like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman, except Layla makes Julia Roberts look plain by comparison...Layla is 'model quality' all the way .She sat on my lap by the stage awhile and we watched the girls dance... I gently massaged her and at one point I recall brushing back her hair and gently kissing her beautiful Barbie-doll neck.... that was pure Heaven for me...I can't wait to see her again !

Turn offs? Not many. At my age, I am always pleasantly surprised that a woman will not throw up when we are naked in the same room. These are more general observations than anything else. If there is any advice I can pass along, these would be a few things that I would suggest: 1. Time: Hobbyists are consistently reminded that they are not compensating a provider for a specific service, they are compensating her for her time. Keeping that in mind, the idea of "shoot and scoot" just doesn't fly. A two hour appointment should last two hours unless the hobbyist leaves early at HIS discretion, unless of course he has been a total dickhead. If he has been a dickhead, you have the right to kill him and dissolve his body in the bathtub. 2. Punctuality: These days, everybody has time pressures. As much frustration as it is for a provider when a client is late, it is equally as frustrating when a provider shows up late. Life happens. We all make mistakes. We all get delayed. Just remember, when things start on time, everyone is a lot more relaxed and happy. 3. Social Media Interaction: This is a biggie for me. Whether you are writing here on CERB, on Twitter or on a subscribed Blog, your words are a window into your provider personna. The most beautiful person becomes ugly if they express themselves in a hateful manner. It cuts both ways. Some providers use what we say here as a screening tool - they don't want to deal with assholes and misogynists. Keeping that in mind, we won't see you if you have shown that you don't respect us. We won't see you if you are mean spirited. We won't see you if you twist our words against us. Food for thought. 4. Live rabid monkeys: Don't have them in your incall. They are intimidating. 5. Divided Attention: Everybody has a life. Sometimes we have stuff on our minds that we can't shake. The mark of a true professional in ANY line of work is to put that stuff on a mental shelf and get through the day. It's especially true here, where intimacy is so much harder to achieve when a provider's mind is obviously elsewhere. 6. Unnecessary commentary: Eeeeek. This is a tough one. Have you ever been in an intimate moment that has an undertone of soft and romantic when all of a sudden the badly delivered porn movie dialogue starts? I'm getting the shivers of discomfort just thinking about it. Ohhhhh... and please. Don't speak if your mouth is full... mid BJ commentary is kind of a boner killer. 7. Turkey Bacon: Only if every pig on the planet has died of a horrific flesh eating disease will turkey bacon be acceptable. 8: Outside communication: Turn off your cell phone. Do it. Now. Unless you have a friend or family member that is dying, your attention is with me. I've ended two encounters early because the provider was constantly checking her messages. In virtually EVERY other business, that kind of behaviour would merit discipline or termination. It's a disservice to your professionalism if you can't give me our time. The person on the other end of the line is NOT paying you now. I am. 9: Talking badly about other providers: This is tough. It's a very competitive business. Like many other hobbyists, I don't necessarily provide reviews or recommendations for the majority of providers with whom I have spent my time. Keeping that in mind, you have no idea of the nature of my relationship with nearly any other provider. I may absolutely adore a provider that you have just torn a verbal strip from... and that really doesn't help your cause. 10: Just another client: The biggest mistake any provider can make is to treat a client like "just another client." I have chosen you because you represent something desirable. I have brought my hard earned cash with me because I think you are special. I sought you out because I think you are going to be wonderful to and with me. Treat me like more than a donation envelope. Act as if you want to be with me. Make me feel like you want ME. The best providers (and we have so many great ones) know that the encounter is so much more than an intermingling of moistened body parts. They understand that the fantasy is passion and desire. If you want hobbyists to respect the fact that you are so much more than just a series of desirable body parts, treat HIM like more than a penis with an envelope. Jeebus. I was on a roll there.