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Stacy is not, and I highly doubt, would work anywhere else but CMJ. However, she is finishing her university degree and swamped with school and her placements. She is "on-leave" and isnt sure if she will be back but has asked to remain on the website until she is sure of her plans. She is an awesome and beautiful women - smart, sophisticated and witty. We are super proud of her and her dedication to her education. CMJ loves being apart of a women's desire to go to school - helping them to work for a year, paying off their tuition and focusing on their futures. Their happiness and success is what matters most!

https://www.straight.com/news/777406/canadas-new-prostitution-law-wont-change-policing-priorities-vancouver Essentially they are once more stating that enforcement is not a priority - excepting cases where there is violence against workers or children are involved. They say directly that two consenting adults are not on their radar. Victoria is approaching it very much the same. I suspect that many PDs around Canada have similar views but are not as outspoken.

I personally would not have floss as it can create small cut in the gums and make them bleed. I personally carry three type of body wash. An unscented one, a gym-sporty one and Irish Spring (this one is the one being used the most) I put a towel, a hand towel and a washclothes. Like Nicholette I use to leave some out until some people decided to use 3-4 per encounter. I also have mouthwash with dixie cup and spray deodorant Also a box of kleenex. And an air freshner, you always have a weird person that will take a dump

I'm not a guy but a lot of clients I've seen like the unscented bars of soap because I'm sure if they have an SO they wouldn't appreciate them going home smelling like Nivea Lilly oil that I use. lol. I also put a can of spray deorderent in there and one that doesn't smell. I also have a bottle of mouthwash with little shot glasses I buy from the dollar store so no one is drinking out of the bottle which is gross. I also have listerine strips if they need some. I always tend to leave one face cloth and one towel out as one time I left a stack of fluffy white towels while staying in a hotel in another city and a client helped themselves to three towels at once. One before, one after and one for the floor. I had to take a few off of a housekeeping cart out in the hallway! lol

Who in the Hell would even think to ask for money back? If you paid and can't attend, tough titty! Skater is right, he and MisterT don't get anything for all of their hard work, having said that it is not entirely true, Kimmie and I bought MisterT a beer one time, lol.

i've paid a few times and ended up couldn't make it i didn't exspect my money back...just saying

Hello everyone! Due to a cancellation, we now have a VIP ticket available either for sale to a member without a ticket or if someone that bought a regular ticket wishes to upgrade to VIP its only an extra 15 dollars for a limo ride from and back to dtown area! I would like to remind everyone that mistert and I do not take even a penny as profit for this nor have we done so since we been organising the socials starting back in Sep 2013. As a matter of fact, those that have met me in person to pay cash, know that I drive a truck which is not cheap on gas. With the number of trips I have to take I easily burn a tank of gas which comes out of my own pockets. Mistert also spends money as well. Therefore due to the fact we make zero profit from the socials, everyone has to understand that once we committed money towards the event we can not give it back to ppl cancelling at the last minute unless we take it out of our own pockets. To date we have paid for the limo and the entertainment. Deadline for tickets is tomorrow as we will have to confirm and pay for the food then. Next time someone can't seem to understand when we say sorry no refund, think about how you would feel if you were on the receiving end of the complaint and you had spent close to 100 dollars of your own pocket to organise an event to try and get community members together!!!

What do men like to see in a companion's bathroom? I never know what to provide- obviously mouthwash, men's body wash, clean towel- but what products do you need from me once you've arrived for our hangout time? Floss? Washcloths? Monogrammed silk handkerchiefs? Thanks for helping me out! I'd love to provide a better array of pre-hangout stuff for you guys. Whatever makes you feel spic-and-span :) xoxo Cara

From my perspective the personal bar of soap and mini mouth wash would not be necessary... a large bottle of mouth wash with paper cups and some liquid soap or body wash would be just fine. I kinda work from the assumption that if I have decided to spend some intimate time with this wonderful lady and she has agreed to see me then it's reasonable to assume she has the same excellent taste in her other clients so my level of concern is not that great. Just my Opinion

Over the last couple of years that I have been active in this hobby I have met some of the most caring amazing people I have ever met... before becoming involved my impression of people working in this industry was I guess conditioned by the media and right wing conservatives who paint a very cold ruthless picture which I quickly learned was not true. Unfortunately I have also come to understand how mean spirited people can be... people who do things like f... with people's ads or post ridiculous reviews or malicious posts intended to hurt others....I have come to realize how people working in this industry have to deal with idiots who pester them with texts and emails and calls who are literally stalkers who put the lives of ladies and their family's in danger.... people need to grow up and stop acting like stupid a..holes. Just my Opinion

What can i say, dear sir? I'm a cheap date :icon_lol: .... It'll be nice to be back in Ottawa for the evening to see everyone. I also spotted the last of my supply items on my way back to my place earlier tonight; it would not be a Christmas party without a tin of home baked goodies ... and of course some Christmas presents to draw as door prizes.

Do NOT take it personal but rather feel.flattered lol I am flagged on a daily basis every time my ad goes up down it goes I use to get frustrated but now I just take it as a compliament Just jealous people...afraid of competition so.they flag you off No worries nothing wrong with CL just some of the people

Oh yes, you are *far* from alone. People flag ads on CL almost as if it's a hobby or something. Ads get flagged for no discernible reason all the time. Don't let it bother you. It happens to everyone.

Very good thread Cara, thank you! I am not a guy responding to this thread, obviously, but I have in my bathroom what you mentioned, plus an antiperspirant. I'd like to know which kind of products men like, or the ones they dislike. But I guess that from one gentleman to another, it is different... Looking forward to reading the answers here!

bonsoir messieurs, i am available until 11pm tonight to take you away from a stressful day. All you need to do is ask and I will take you to heaven. I will be your Thursday flavor :) come enjoy a corps a corps experience tonight with your favorite Frenchie! Bonne soiree Lany xoxox

And we are incredibly lucky that you guys do this for us. We all love to socials but few people would be willing or able to put in all the behind the scenes work to make it happen. Thank you :) Now go do your thing. I'm checking 8x a day for the location email lol I'm not even hosting lately and I'm on here more often. :p can't wait

Chiming in on this one!!! I have clean towels (body, hand and face), body wash and mens shampoo. I also have a big mouthwash bottle with a pump on it and Dixie cups, hair gel and spray deodorant. I have never had a complaint yet. I actually looked into individual bottles of mouthwash, and individual bars of soap -- but they are far too costly!! Large bottles of body wash and men's shampoo, and the big bottle of mouthwash with a pump makes both economical sense, and covers the hygiene bases effectively. Just what works for me!

The main reason I would choose a spa over an independent is that certain spa's have established a great reputation. I prefer CMJ (mostly because of Melodie :icon_biggrin:), but there are other great places in Ottawa and it surely depends on what type of experience you're looking for. Also, CMJ hold parties regularly which allows you to meet several ladies socially before making a decision as to who you'll see. They also offer trifectas (3 at once), which I have not seen available anywhere else (but I could be wrong). I have been told that CMJ's policy is to make sure that members do not run into one another (outside the parties of course). I would think that accidental bump-ins are unlikely. Hasn't happened to me. And I agree with the post by mmad: If I did run into someone I know at a spa, I think I would probably befriend them even more. It might be cool to know someone in Ottawa to share experiences with. Hell, I might even offer to participate in a trifecta with them... Just saying. Not attending spa's? I think you're missing out. But if I did meet an indy that I clicked with, let's say at a cerb social, then yeah I'd consider seeing them privately. Or if a spa girl I liked went indy, I would certainly see her privately after she left. But again, check out CMJ!

Just a quick comment. I've heard mention about mouthwash with dixie cups. No offence, but me, if I saw a large opened bottle of mouthwash in a bathroom, even with dixie cups I wouldn't use it. As a client, well as anyone, I don't know who has used it. Someone may have drank from the bottle, irrespective of cups being available. Small one time only bottles of mouthwash to me would be the way to go Second thing, any mouthwash should be alcohol free. Some people, like me, can't touch a drop of alcohol, even if in a mouthwash A quick two cents worth RG

I advertised on it a couple of times, ads lasted 2-3 minutes before being pulled by cl. Guess competition doesn't like having others in their 'territory', lol I just don't advertise on it anymore, too much drama and crap, lol

The Safe Harbour Outreach Project (SHOP) in St. John's which works with sex workers in the province, has written an open letter to Premier Paul Davis, asking for action to delay new Criminal Code provisions in the federal Protection of Communities and Exploited Persons Act. SHOP says as a former police officer, Davis has more than a passing familiarity with the vulnerability and powerlessness experienced by some sex workers in the province. They says they believe the Act will result in serious harm against sex workers in the province and across Canada. SHOP coordinator Laura Winters says overwhelming evidence shows that the criminalization of sex work contributes to harm against sex workers. She says the Act will expose sex workers to further stigma and discrimination, diminish control over their working conditions, and threaten their health and safety. She is calling on the premier to refer the Act to the Newfoundland and Labrador Court of Appeal before pursuing prosecutions under the new laws. The link below is to thelocal St. John's news story which includes a link to the letter written by SHOP. http://www.vocm.com/newsarticle.asp?mn=2&id=51063&latest=1

I'm a lady of the daytime. Lol Posted via Mobile Device Additional Comments: Strumpet is a Peter MacKay. He's been quoted using that one. Claimed he will get rid of all strumpets one by one. Good luck with that! Posted via Mobile Device

not sure if this is appropriate to post this here but i try to put an add up for massage on CL and its flaged and removed within 30 -40 mins even when o censored words are spoken of , anyone else have this trouble ?I offer massage for 120 hh 160 hr HE included xo Kaylee

I always have mouthwash and Dixie cups, but I like the idea of mints and/or Listerine thingies. Towels I have started to leave only one in there as it seems many gents just can't resist using them all.... Spray deodorant I am putting on my list of things to pick up next time I'm doing a shop, great idea! And I always have unscented liquid soap: The Soap Works vegetable glycerine soap. It's inexpensive, scentless and my skin loves it!

A bag of Cheetos and chocolate pudding. What can I say? I needed a binge day :D I regret nothing!!

My Dear Friends, this might be our solution! http://www.poopourri.com/

Had it happen in middle of appt in Toronto after person ate heavy lunch and they flooded hotel toilet so bad where staff had to get a plumber to come in and I had to change room. Try explaining that to hotel management that it wasn't *moi*. lol. So embarassing! Febreeze is my friend.

Inamorata. That's a word I am using on my new website and in my new ads. Kate von Katz... your ineffable inamorata.... Classy, motherfuckers :D

Ladies of Negotiable Affection Seamstresses (hem, hem) Both courtesy of Terry Pratchett :)

paramour is another one

Hahahaha. Love it! As I just read this whole thread, I was wondering why no one had mentioned the blunders that must occasionally occur. I had one today that I am still too embarrassed to share, but I figured I couldn't be the only one to do so. I'm sure there are some great stories to share! This was the perfect post to come across. Thank you for sharing your blunder :-)

Personally although I usually host ;-) there was one time I was hosted ;-) at a lady's condo. She did not have body wash...instead a bar, used bar, of soap...GROSS Always a bottle of body wash, or a sealed bar of soap, never used When it comes to other hygiene products, and this is just my opinion, small one time use only (like hotels have) should be out, be it small bottles of shampoo, body wash, mouthwash, etc Anyhow my two cents worth RG

We will be sending PMs to everyone this weekend. We are just waiting for tomorrow's deadline to pass so we can confirm a few final details with the venue management. We want to make sure we provide you all with as much information as possible. Having been at the location many times already, I strongly believe you will all like it. As previously mentioned in my posts, there is nothing else in the building. Therefore it will make our life easier trying to make sure only invited guests are attending and make your life easier knowing no unwanted visitors are trying to sneak in or mix themselves within the crowd. Still tickets left till end of day tomorrow if anyone wants to join 7 DAYS LEFT BEFORE THE PARTY! YAY! BTW someone grab that VIP tickets within minutes after I posted. Just shows that sometimes patience pays off!

Some people were concerned cause our old banner said the word "ESCORT" and they assume that implies some sort of sexual reference. Let me clear the air on that word. The word "ESCORT" does not imply ANY prostitution services in ANY WAY are available!! This is why towns like Winnipeg, Calgary, Barrie, Windsor and others LICENSE escorts. They can LEGALLY LICENSE escorts and escort services but can NOT LICENSE anyone who is a courtesan/prostitute! You can be someones escort on a date to a movie, dinner, travel companion, etc... 100% legally and you can ADVERTISE this service anywhere you want! The new law DID NOT ban advertising as an ESCORT or allowing people to advertise ESCORT SERVICES. As long as no sexual services are included or solicited in the ad we can advertise that service. We can also advertise private dancers, stripclubs, massage spas that do not offer any extra menu items as well. We just can not allow anyone to advertise/solicit a SEXUAL SERVICE / PROSTITUTION ACT. Soliciting ESCORT services (Like any other legal business) is not a issue and it is not an issue for us to advertise such a service. So hosting the old cerb.ca banner is not an issue even with the word ESCORT on it as you can be an ESCORT and not have sex or do sexual things so that word is NOT one of the BANNED WORDS .... But... for those who are still not comfy with the word the new banner for lyla.com came in today. Here it is....

MOST spas will do their utmost to ensure that customers DO NOT cross paths... So if that is what is holding a person back from visiting some of the FANTASTIC women working at a Spa... then you really have nothing to worry about.

Great points about limiting how many towels you keep in the bathroom. I learned that the hard way as well! Highly recommend poopourri. Another option is Just-A-Drop. A few items not yet mentioned: large comb, hand sanitizer, hair dryer, lint brush (the only thing that removes glitter from clothing) and enough dry shelving area/hooks/hangers for clothing.

We went in today. I saw a really hot little spinner, mixed-race (mentions Jamaican, Spanish, and English). 5'2", 5'8" with heels. Her name was Alana, she told me. Marvellous in the CR, marvellous on stage too. She also sported the cutest little Charlie Chaplin muff-stache.

She (Talia) has been added to the website with her training schedule

For me, I usually shower just before I visit a lady, so I don't need or expect a lot of things. I even have mouthwash and chewing gum in my car. But one thing I think absolutely necessary is a box of Kleenex or wet wipes, and of course an empty garbage bin. :icon_wink:

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Your going to find that with a lot of the features of the site. Migrating the site and all its components to lyla.com was (and still is) a HUGE undertaking. The chatroom for instance is still not back and the https:// is still not working. I did manage to get the classifieds all working again (New URL's to those so dont use old bookmarks) I also got the albums back working correctly (some of you may be missing a photo or two or maybe an album or more... I did my best but you all use a LOT of photos and the migration did have some hiccups) I am still getting bug reports from users and working on those as they come in. Also... A BIG Thank you to everyone who is flagging BAD ads and discussions and who are helping report bugs.

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I have said many times before, that - your courage, outlook and fighting spirits are an inspiration to us all. I wish you all the best and that you have the necessary strength to carry on.

Sir, I did not have the honour of meeting you but I am glad to have known you through CERB. Like others have said 'You, are a Gentleman and an Inspiration'... You have shown a tremendous amount of courage. Throughout your posts, you have made me laugh and cry! I will gladly grab a bottle of single malt scotch and raise a glass to you, friend!!.... I wish you blast in your Journey!

My dear Friend, You have made a difference in this girls life. With our many years of chats, support and laughter. I truly believe you are leaving this world a better place then you found it. Your memory will not fade. I will forever more drink a scotch with a toast to you Tom. I have my bottle waiting at home for your day. And when you cross to other side, feel free to stop into my realm, perhaps I will keep a golf ball on my shelf and you can go ahead a drop to let me know you are there, lol. Till we meet again, be brave!

Please be conscious of how long it may take to be picked up, especially when at a private residence. While I won't have the alarm clock set, I will expect you to respect the time I have set aside for you! I can't very well ask you to stand on the stoop and ask you to wait for an extended period of time but I would expect that you contemplated your departure prior to the eleventh hour! Our time together is just that...our time together. If you wish to use some of that time awaiting a taxi, your choice. If you choose to wait til the last minute, and face a 30 plus minute wait, well, I should be compensated, no? I probably have plans!!!

Everyone has interests in common. Thats totally legal to meet people with common passion I will be coming, and will need a ride from downtown area please!

Turn offs? Not many. At my age, I am always pleasantly surprised that a woman will not throw up when we are naked in the same room. These are more general observations than anything else. If there is any advice I can pass along, these would be a few things that I would suggest: 1. Time: Hobbyists are consistently reminded that they are not compensating a provider for a specific service, they are compensating her for her time. Keeping that in mind, the idea of "shoot and scoot" just doesn't fly. A two hour appointment should last two hours unless the hobbyist leaves early at HIS discretion, unless of course he has been a total dickhead. If he has been a dickhead, you have the right to kill him and dissolve his body in the bathtub. 2. Punctuality: These days, everybody has time pressures. As much frustration as it is for a provider when a client is late, it is equally as frustrating when a provider shows up late. Life happens. We all make mistakes. We all get delayed. Just remember, when things start on time, everyone is a lot more relaxed and happy. 3. Social Media Interaction: This is a biggie for me. Whether you are writing here on CERB, on Twitter or on a subscribed Blog, your words are a window into your provider personna. The most beautiful person becomes ugly if they express themselves in a hateful manner. It cuts both ways. Some providers use what we say here as a screening tool - they don't want to deal with assholes and misogynists. Keeping that in mind, we won't see you if you have shown that you don't respect us. We won't see you if you are mean spirited. We won't see you if you twist our words against us. Food for thought. 4. Live rabid monkeys: Don't have them in your incall. They are intimidating. 5. Divided Attention: Everybody has a life. Sometimes we have stuff on our minds that we can't shake. The mark of a true professional in ANY line of work is to put that stuff on a mental shelf and get through the day. It's especially true here, where intimacy is so much harder to achieve when a provider's mind is obviously elsewhere. 6. Unnecessary commentary: Eeeeek. This is a tough one. Have you ever been in an intimate moment that has an undertone of soft and romantic when all of a sudden the badly delivered porn movie dialogue starts? I'm getting the shivers of discomfort just thinking about it. Ohhhhh... and please. Don't speak if your mouth is full... mid BJ commentary is kind of a boner killer. 7. Turkey Bacon: Only if every pig on the planet has died of a horrific flesh eating disease will turkey bacon be acceptable. 8: Outside communication: Turn off your cell phone. Do it. Now. Unless you have a friend or family member that is dying, your attention is with me. I've ended two encounters early because the provider was constantly checking her messages. In virtually EVERY other business, that kind of behaviour would merit discipline or termination. It's a disservice to your professionalism if you can't give me our time. The person on the other end of the line is NOT paying you now. I am. 9: Talking badly about other providers: This is tough. It's a very competitive business. Like many other hobbyists, I don't necessarily provide reviews or recommendations for the majority of providers with whom I have spent my time. Keeping that in mind, you have no idea of the nature of my relationship with nearly any other provider. I may absolutely adore a provider that you have just torn a verbal strip from... and that really doesn't help your cause. 10: Just another client: The biggest mistake any provider can make is to treat a client like "just another client." I have chosen you because you represent something desirable. I have brought my hard earned cash with me because I think you are special. I sought you out because I think you are going to be wonderful to and with me. Treat me like more than a donation envelope. Act as if you want to be with me. Make me feel like you want ME. The best providers (and we have so many great ones) know that the encounter is so much more than an intermingling of moistened body parts. They understand that the fantasy is passion and desire. If you want hobbyists to respect the fact that you are so much more than just a series of desirable body parts, treat HIM like more than a penis with an envelope. Jeebus. I was on a roll there.