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please forgive me forgot to say hi :) I am a single parent of my daughter living in the Ottawa area and also own a farm and have bees, In addition to that I work full time and have a few other businesses on the side. I am a busy man usually working 7 days a week. This hobby is my ME time. My reward to me for the work I do. I have been lucky to meet a few of the lovely ladies her on cerb and made few guy friends as well. It certainly is a nice community of like minded people.

Today I got to play secret Santa to 4 children I have never seen and will never see. Their mom who is just an acquaintance needed some help to get them their presents today because it was black Friday. I love Christmas, I believe in the spirit of Christmas

It's a side effect. Additional Comments: Not to hijack your post, but remember all toys must be unwrapped. If you are giving a toy that require batteries, it's always nice to tape a package of batteries to the package. This is going to be the biggest Ottawa social yet! Hope we have a great turnout!

Just finished jarring an ingenious experiment... Maple bacon whiskey jam.... That's right, a triumvirate of magnificent flavours in a single jar of awesome.

Warm welcome to you, busy bee ;-)

POWER is presently conducting a fund raising campaign in order to support their work and at the moment the campaign is closing on 40% of their goal. If there are as many members of Cerb as I understand that there are, then if each member even donated as little as $5 then their goal would be easily achieved. Donations may be made on line anonymously if that is your preference. Perhaps one might consider making a donation in lieu of a Christmas gift in someones name, or a donation as your next little, "extra" for a special companion might be a good idea? In my opinion, POWER, along with a few other organizations in this country will be spearheading the expected Supreme Court challenge (in years however) and every bit of support that we as patrons or workers can give to them will ultimately be of benefit to us all. Help yourself by helping them. For more information or to donate, here is their website.

If you need help with the delivery of toys I can handle it :) Come on guys! Show me how big your... Hearts are

CLASSIFIED ADS - EDIT THEM OR LOOSE THEM! UPDATE BEFORE NOVEMBER 25th !! I noticed a LOT of classified ads still advertising things that are going to now be illegal. You either have to remove anything from the ads that is now illegal for us to advertise for you or we will need to delete your ad completely. If you previously offered prostitution related services you must remove such things (or hints of such things) from this site. I will NOT edit the ads (that would take too long) so I am going to go over them and start deleting any that DO NOT comply with the new laws. I will check to see if you have read this post and if you have and did not bother to update your classified ad you will get a infraction and possibly a suspension from the site. Leaving the classified up makes more work for me. I am very busy making sure the site conforms to all the new laws so it can continue on for you all. Please do your part. BY NOVEMBER 25th If you see a classified ad that is breaking the law PLEASE REPORT IT! I REMOVED THE "SERVICES" that you can NO LONGER ADVERTISE off the check list as well. You will see them as NA1 NA2 NA3 etc... those need to be UNCHECKED at this time (Till I can add some new ones to fill those spots) the system will not let me just delete them.

Anyone else missing the ability to use the Tapatlk App to stay current with board?

Contact her through this board. I wouldn't want my number given out if I wasn't advertising it.

Bienvenue mon coeur au miel !! I am also a single parent and let's say I just have extra love and care to share!!! Enjoy this community and all of the ME times U will get darling!!! Barbara xxxxooo

Welcome honey man. I enjoy your contributions.

I decided educating gentlemen is a better option than not. So my first two blog entries are to address the new laws. By educating clients, you are helping to teach them that these new laws are not the end of the world, they just mark a change in the way we conduct our business. Thar be my two cents...

Not an iPhone person as I prefer BlackBerry (btw new BlackBerry Passport is amazing phone) but I have lots of Apps I use daily. When it comes to LYLA /CERB my favorite has always been "Tapatalk" really miss it now that it does not work dying the transition. I also regularly use: Facebook Twitter Spotify Streaming Music DataVault for password management across platforms LinkedIn Skype BBM - BlackBerry Messenger Press Reader - for newspapers Netflex Youtube BlackBerry Travel Soundcloud - Music Wallpaper Changer - to change my phone background pic automaticly Privacy Suite Pro - to hide contacts, pictures, sms messages all my LYLA secrets Max Contact Manager - to backup all contacts regularly Quickpost - to simultaneously post to Facebook and Twitter Plus many more.

Hi there, thank you for checking my ad. You will not be disappointed with my A+++ ----------... My name is Vivian. I'm 28 years old. Gorgeous, i am a classy looking Lady with long black hair, seductive cat eyes ...., beautiful silky soft, tanned skin. work out body with all the right curves in the right places. You have finally met the sweet girl next door, also the ----------.. girl in your dreams... I greet you at the door with a lovely smile then lead you to the massage room...I will start with a deep soothing tissue massage to relax all your muscles then follow with a soft, ----------.., tease touch to invigorate your whole body then the fun time ... It will be the most relaxing, creative and passionate session for you ever. So amazing that you cannot help yourself from thinking about it and want to come back for more ! http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=92146 For relaxing massage $40/30m $50/45m $70/60m appointment only, call/text me at 613 712 1200 mon to sat 10am to 7pm

careful with this one, a friend of mine saw her last night and said she couldnt stop texting throughout his clock watched time

Thanks for the delightful conversation we had in chat when you first came on the board. As I told you, I have always had a fascination for bees. I consider them to be magical-like. If you are into bees, then you tells me you're one of the good guys! Thanks for the shout-out. Nice to see new and interesting members joining the board.

When you have never seen me, aren't interested in booking me, but contact me to ask me about another lady. Not cool.

It's too cold to be outside, come warm up with me and let's have some fun. I'm a love-able companion who loves to tease, contact me for further details gentlemen I am waiting for your text or call today. Stats: I stand 5'9 with no heels, 6' with heels. I am naturally tanned with jet black hair I am a Latina woman with natural 38DD I speak French and Spanish as well. Yours Truly, Voluptuous Valentina xo 613-255-2382

I'm wondering... is anyone on Ello yet? New social network, for those who don't know, based around *not* selling everything about you to advertisers... If anyone is, I'm @_Phaedrus_, so give me a shout. If not, and you want to be, drop me a PM with your email and I'll send you an invite (I don't think the free-for-all on sign-ups has begun just yet...)

G+ ever went north??? :) Yeah, not everyone will like it, and to be honest they haven't ironed out all the bugs yet, and with all these things a lot depends on how many people actually sign up - if they never get critical mass then it'll never be any good. Anyway, we'll see... and I figured that in the meantime there wasn't any harm in claiming my patch of turf.

Come out of the washroom , having it in his mouth, asking where the toothpaste is true story

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Welcome! I think a bee is the only thing I wouldn't mind vomiting on me... so you must be alright :D

Damn those neonicotinoids, damn them!

With the mouthwash, it is tucked away and I ask them if they want any and I pour it in for them in a little shot glass. I don't trust enough to leave it out esp when someone shuts the bathroom door. Who knows what they might do to it. Same with my toothbrush. I hide all that stuff.

I would have the power to shoot bolts of lightning from my hands. I'm not too into dressing up, so think Brenan Mulray from Mutant X.

I think it has more to do with age than country. :P

I'd be Greatest American Hero because the theme song rocks!

I rarely send out these welcome messages but Honey Man you are a contributing and thoughtful member of the board. Welcome and keep up your kind and thoughtful contributions!

There's only two incidents I recall in the last few years around here. First: a spa on the Quebec side was raided and shut down, which IIRC was because it was right next to a daycare or something (I don't know which was there first). I don't know whether anyone was actually prosecuted or not, but I don't recall hearing about it. Second: ISTR that when Operation Northern Spotlight happened (the first one), one or two spas got visits from LE, as did some independent ladies. But those weren't aimed at catching clients; the official reason was to check up on the well-being of the ladies working and to ensure they were all old enough and not trafficked. They never explained how going after well-established indies and spas was going to help with this, though. Of course, people whose day-jobs are in law enforcement visit spas in an unofficial capacity all the time, but that's an entirely different matter :) I'm sure any other spa would too, if you asked :) The main problem would be coordinating the MAs' schedules, but that's going to be the same anywhere.

What i would like to see is exact copies of what some of you are trying to post including ad titles.

I have fixed the bugs with the SSL certificate. If you find anything not working correctly in the SECURE https:// area please let me know. https://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/index.php What is SSL? SSL (Secure Sockets Layer) is the standard security technology for establishing an encrypted link between LYLA.COM and your web browser. This link ensures that all data passed between the web server and browsers remain private and integral. SSL is an industry standard and is used by millions of websites in the protection of their online transactions with their customers. The complexities of the SSL protocol remain invisible as your browser provides you with a key (indicated usually with a LOCK icon in the address bar or bottom corner of your browser) this lets your know you are currently protected by an SSL encrypted session.

These kinds of posts violate their terms . Instead of posting a counter reply, report the defamatory types of posts and staff will remove them In general, CL every time they adjust their site in some way, there is more flagging. I attribute this to changes in their auto filtering and/or some internal issues. If you are using words or terms that are not blocking the ad, it is still a trigger word. The auto filter kicks in when you notice your ad is deleted before it hit the site. That is not flaggers. it is not the jealous competition. If you want your ad to stay up, fix your ad. It is rare to see enough real flags bring down any ads. The site simply seems to do it's own 'cleanup' if you ask me. For a real report or flag to bring down any ad, my guess is the person has to use their contact us forms and report links that way. Even then if you can't do that 2 or 3 times with spammers, and see their ads come down, then you know the reporting and flagging is not doing the ad removal. Clean up and disinfect your ad. If you can't do that, take all but one or two sentences out of your ad, screen cap the info you want people to know in the form of a picture, and add that info in as an image. Keep your name, phone number out of the text of the ad, and possibly out of the contact section. put your phone number or website name into a picture and add that as an image. the first photo is the first thing people see. I've put up ads where the first photo is a screencap of the text of a much longer descriptive ad posted on another site, like cerb. then the actual photos are the next images. since you can't post an ad with nothing in the text part, i include a few lines. there are words that we can figure are filter words. you won't know what the words are, they don't block the ad if you use them, but something is filtering those ads and that sends the message they don't want ES ads in there.

Just a quick comment. I've heard mention about mouthwash with dixie cups. No offence, but me, if I saw a large opened bottle of mouthwash in a bathroom, even with dixie cups I wouldn't use it. As a client, well as anyone, I don't know who has used it. Someone may have drank from the bottle, irrespective of cups being available. Small one time only bottles of mouthwash to me would be the way to go Second thing, any mouthwash should be alcohol free. Some people, like me, can't touch a drop of alcohol, even if in a mouthwash A quick two cents worth RG

Great points about limiting how many towels you keep in the bathroom. I learned that the hard way as well! Highly recommend poopourri. Another option is Just-A-Drop. A few items not yet mentioned: large comb, hand sanitizer, hair dryer, lint brush (the only thing that removes glitter from clothing) and enough dry shelving area/hooks/hangers for clothing.

Beautiful SHY-Ebony - veeeeeery open-minded. body, 5'5" tiiiiight 115 lbs. 34C, 25, 34. Totally indie. Call me I'm up early, up late and waiting to hear from you. 613-513-8138

So ladies and gents, as per last year we will be supporting toy mountain for those who wish to make a donation. This is totally on a volunteer basis. We will have boxes to drop toys in for those whishing to do so! Let me tell you he does have secret wishes about ladies but has nothing to do with getting them fat!!! lol

Hello gentlemen I am making a 'one time only' trip to the Northern region for December 21-29th. I will be in Yellowknife December 21st through 24th, and then on to Whitehorse for December 26th through 29th. I offer a playtime of pleasure, sensuality and individual attention. Whether you are looking for an evening out, massage, an eventful adventure, or a playful evening in, let Raven take care of you. Available 10am through 2am, all dates, book your time now to avoid disappointment. Standing only 5'2" and 128lbs, I am petite. I have amazing curves in all the right places, enticing blue/green eyes that long to gaze into yours, intellectual conversation and a sense of adventure. I prefer to be contacted through my web page, or you may contact me through PM here. Please note, I do need the following information to book with you: name or handle; what companionship you are seeking; date and time you desire; a contact number (I do want to speak with you to finalize). *messages containing vulgarities will not be responded to* I will do my best to arrange the time that you seek. If you are seeking billing by credit/debit card, these are payable in advance, and may be done over the phone with me anytime. Bookings are awarded on availability, and only with a small deposit. I look forward to meeting you and giving you the time of your life with a sweet southern girl.

Ladies of Negotiable Affection Seamstresses (hem, hem) Both courtesy of Terry Pratchett :)

I don't like to use Backpage as a rule because of poor past experiences, but "rolled the dice" on Nikki earlier today and couldn't be happier that I did. Nikki was kind enough to see me on short notice, as I had a little time to spare before heading to the airport. Nikki sent me a text to say she was ready, as I then hurried up to her room and was greeted by a gorgeous blonde with a great simile, in a little black kimono, with a pink bra and panty set under. I was a little disappointed however there were no hugs or kisses upon entering the room, but trust me, Nikki more than made up for that after I got out of the shower. A little chit chat to start, and then Nikki made her move into an amazing session of DFK with our bodies starting to press harder and harder against each other. From there we both worked hard to pleasure each other with great success. Just a great session with a very classy and sophisticated girl, AS ADVERTISED. Merci Nikki, and until the next time.........

I personally would not have floss as it can create small cut in the gums and make them bleed. I personally carry three type of body wash. An unscented one, a gym-sporty one and Irish Spring (this one is the one being used the most) I put a towel, a hand towel and a washclothes. Like Nicholette I use to leave some out until some people decided to use 3-4 per encounter. I also have mouthwash with dixie cup and spray deodorant Also a box of kleenex. And an air freshner, you always have a weird person that will take a dump

Hello everyone! Due to a cancellation, we now have a VIP ticket available either for sale to a member without a ticket or if someone that bought a regular ticket wishes to upgrade to VIP its only an extra 15 dollars for a limo ride from and back to dtown area! I would like to remind everyone that mistert and I do not take even a penny as profit for this nor have we done so since we been organising the socials starting back in Sep 2013. As a matter of fact, those that have met me in person to pay cash, know that I drive a truck which is not cheap on gas. With the number of trips I have to take I easily burn a tank of gas which comes out of my own pockets. Mistert also spends money as well. Therefore due to the fact we make zero profit from the socials, everyone has to understand that once we committed money towards the event we can not give it back to ppl cancelling at the last minute unless we take it out of our own pockets. To date we have paid for the limo and the entertainment. Deadline for tickets is tomorrow as we will have to confirm and pay for the food then. Next time someone can't seem to understand when we say sorry no refund, think about how you would feel if you were on the receiving end of the complaint and you had spent close to 100 dollars of your own pocket to organise an event to try and get community members together!!!

...but not new to the business :icon_wink: Just wanted to say hello to everyone! I'm looking forward to participating. ~tori

You can POST whatever you want on your personal website... legally. Problem is NO ONE is allowed to let you ADVERTISE your website legally if your website offers prostitution services.

As cautious business women would probably not have these details on her site. Like I have, and many before me, only sell time and not those kinds of things. I know for me, and many others here complies to the CCC. The independent lady can legally have these things on her site, however it is up to you to NOT TO ASK. And these site are not permitted to be linked here. As that would make MOD 3rd party. ( as far as I understand MOD knows best on this) But in your scenario that you describe the lady can not and would not be subject of a sting, only the client who is seeking such things. Yes I suppose as far as building a case against you the client who is seeking those things, it could go threw a long hard process to gather evidence. But even then most of us are .com not .ca and hosted outside of Canada, so you can just imagine the work and money they would have to spend to build any kind of evidence. It is hard enough with all the other human rights crimes, let alone this. But I am not a lawyer, lol however, I have chosen to work within the CCC and feel that it is your duty to as well. Look at my site and others here for a good example of what complying looks like.