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Over 11 or so years in the business I've learned not to get angry. I don't even get frustrated anymore. I just say, if you can't enjoy it don't do it. So I enjoy the job and take pleasure in it. However, I am a bit mad at this new stupid law and wanted to write a letter. If you have a letter or a sentiment for our dear government, please feel free to share. Here it is: Dr Mr Harper, On the eve of C36, I present my life as a downtrodden, needy, and damaged woman forced into the sex trade by my own bad judgement and a number of shadowy pimps: I am 30. I have two university degrees and am starting a third degree in 2015. I spend my days smiling, laughing, and being happy. I am on my way to a great career. I have travelled the world. I like myself. I am healthy and in great physical form. I have friends and lovely family. I struggle with certain things, just like any human being alive. I speak two languages (unlike Harper and MacKay). I am an engaged, ambitious, and productive member of society. I pay my taxes. I have no addictions- not to drugs, not to drink, not to exploitative men. I am a companion, or cuddler, or woman, or whatever the linguistic result of your semantics war. I now live with a little more fear and paranoia thanks to C36. Thanks, Mr. Harper, for saving me from myself. I have a terrible life and I am in need of rescuing. However I'd like to point out that the worst thing in my life is surely YOU. You're worse than any pimp: you instill fear, you disrespect, and you create danger where none existed before. Merry Christmas to you and your family. Sincerely, Cara ps. I'd like to add, as a celebration of irony, that I've had domineering men in my life before and I've always had the strength and support to say no to their domination. Now with your new laws and assumed authority, you are in fact the one man in my life I cannot refuse or say no to. Of course it's great to be in a situation in which I can't say no or protect myself from a guy. A Christmas present indeed.

First things first before I post this. To Cara, very well said and kudos for being the strong, independent, intelligent woman you are. Now from the other side, here goes. Dear Mr. Harper, My name is Ernie(yes, I am using my real first name here), also known as peacectryguy on several forums that advertise and discuss topics related to escorts in Canada. I am 55 years young, separated and work as a plumber/ heating tech in one of the busiest areas of the country. I pay my taxes and am a contributor to the overall good of the economy and well being of this great nation. I am also what is referred to as a hobbyist. I am a customer/ client of ladies who offer companionship for a fee. These ladies are confident and smart and beautiful and in the real dating world, I would likely never meet or see ladies of this stature as I would probably consider them out of my league and never even approach them. You however, and your cronies, would refer to me as a degenerate pervert or some other derogatory term and an exploiter of women. This is far from the reality of my world. I visit and spend time with lovely ladies ranging in age from early 20's to late 40's.I make every effort to treat the ladies with respect and dignity. These ladies are neither coerced by me or anyone else, nor are they victims of violence or drug abuse. They are just people like all of us. Now for the catch. You have enacted a law that would make me a criminal and deprive me of my ability to work in certain places and limit my abilities to continue to contribute to our nation's well-being. By doing this, you also deprive the ladies that I have grown to know the ability to distinguish the difference between a gentleman such as myself and the very people you say you are protecting them from. They are therefore, put into much graver danger then they were before this came into effect. This also limits the free exchange of information and the means for all of us to stay safe in a world where there will always be a select few who prefer to exploit and harm their fellow man or woman. You would drive the entire industry into the underground darkness to hide it from your puritan view rather than bring it all into the light and see it for what it truly is. By doing this you not only make "criminals out of thousands of honest men" (I quoted that because a minister said that when prohibition was enacted), but you allow the real criminals in all of this to never be exposed, therefore putting many ladies well-being and lives in danger. In conclusion, I just want to say thank you for showing your true colors and letting us all know that you are really not worthy of a seat of power in a democracy. With your power, there is supposed to be an unbiased perspective for the good of all Canadians, not just those you deem worthy. I think I'll copy and paste that and send it to our honorable P.M. What do you all think?

The only sensible solution is to get more intimate in all of your communication: "Dear Armitage, Dunwitch & Whateley, Attorneys at Law: can you please quote me the price to draw up a few contracts, my delicious sweetie-pies? Thanks. Signed, Mr. Hun-hun Bunnycakes." Now all replies will look equally suspicious -- which means they will all look equally innocent!

Harper, you're an idiot! That's all I have to say on this matter. Posted via Mobile Device

Just wanted to add my voice to the congratulations on a job well done.

My turn to join the others and thank Lonestaker, Mistert and Alexandria from ALO ( my twin curly blond hair lol). Wow what an awesome night...so many wonderful people, great food, the venue was perfect and the show...wow! best social as of yet. It was so nice to see all those familiar faces and lots of new ones...it's always fun to put a face to a name. Special thanks to Mistert for the ride (and keeping a brownie for me)...you're awesome! Bianca xxx

I say let somebody read all the babes and huns and whatever they want in my texts. It means absolutely nothing and never will. Women call me hon all the time in public places. Cashiers, bank tellers, my customers (some old enough to be my grandma and that is really old), ladies I hold the door open for at the post office who I don't know. The list goes on and on. If anyone is worried about their wife or girlfriend seeing it, then just delete it immediately or don't read the silly thing in front of them in the first place. Here's a novel idea, turn your hobby phone right off when you aren't alone and in private. Solves the discretion problem in a heartbeat.

Unfortunately, I couldn't be there last night. I would like to thank loneskater, mistert, and the beautiful Alexxandria of ALO Spas for everything they did! It's great that everyone had a fun time!

CamillaBR: I recently posted my (lawyer's) view on the subject of LE and private locations in a thread on MA's at http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=201043, but I'll re-post to this thread and add a bit. It may help alleviate your fears. LE has no legal right to enter the premises of an MA's/business' private location. It is private property and they would need to have a search warrant issued by a Superior Court Judge to enter on site, and even then LE is not allowed to enter by force. They typically wait for the owner of the property to arrive. This idea of busting down doors is only on tv. Neither the MA/business nor the gentleman would agree to open the door while someone is knocking during a session and would certainly not discuss what took place behind closed doors. So, just finish the session and then leave. Even if LE intercepts the gentleman or the MA/business operator on their way out, LE will have no evidence that any illegal activity has taken place. By the way, if you are ever intercepted you have no obligation to speak to the police other than to identify yourself. Just don't say a word and walk away. This whole idea of LE asking you to go down to the station for questioning (i.e. interrogation) is just on tv. Just say no. If they try to stop you, just ask if you're under arrest. If the answer is no, you are legally allowed to just walk away and not say a word. If you are under arrest, immediately say only 4 words: ''I want a lawyer'' and shut up. No charges will stick and you'll be released that same day. And with regards to spa's, this is one of the reasons I like CMJ Ottawa so much (and also because of Melodie and friends :icon_biggrin:). It's a private member's club, so it's not a public place. Their front door is locked at all times and members have to buzz in on camera and identify themselves as a member with an appointment to get in. Perhaps other spas will follow suit and become private clubs. The same would go for a MA/business private location. It seems to me that the best scenario for an indy MA/business is to have a place where you have to buzz or call to come up. That way, LE would have to identify themselves and be let in (which won't happen). Even if they get in the building some other way, and come knocking at the door, they can't just enter without permission of the owner or someone who is occupying the premises. I think its best not to answer the knock at the door during a session no matter what, but even if one did without thinking, the police can't just walk in unless they have a warrant or are invited. If they enter without a warrant, any evidence gathered from the illegal search and anything that derives from it will be deemed inadmissible in Court because it would be considered the fruit of the poisonous tree. Either way, private locations are the way to go... and nothing illegal ever goes on there.. Relaxe, Y2K will be over in a few more hours.

You've beat me here .... :icon_wink: Being located in Montreal (and in Ottawa yesterday for that), my involvement was somewhat limited to doing things from a distance (i'm saying i had the easy job of the lot for this event). Having been in town a couple of weeks ago, maybe back in October, when i visited the venue before things went into full swing, that the brunt of the work was born by Loneskater's and Alexandria's shoulders. I've seen what was put in in terms of efforts and major investment, both in time and money, over the past few days, including yesterday, to make this happen. Cleaning, decorating, changing lightbulbs etc..... And Murphy was at work; what could go wrong in a building like this did go wrong. My vantage point was particular this time around; I helped organized but was also a spectator to the organisation (if that makes sense). I know, as i'm sure all of you are, that none of us organizers are in this to make money, just to bring members of the community together for a good time. As a sidetone, I've also gotten feedback from our performers overnight; they've enjoyed doing their numbers for us and stayed a little bit with us afterwards. Lengthy note, i know, just to tip my hat to my colleagues.

From all the ALO staff: We are very happy to be part of this amazing community Loneskater and Mister T did a great job. This 2 awesome guys don't get any benefit from this event, is just to keep us together and we all should appreciate that. Also want to thank Southie for his help thru night, all the beautiful ladies and amazing gentlemen that joined the event. Honey man of course. And much more Alexxandria

http://fullcomment.nationalpost.com/2014/12/05/john-ivison-ontario-government-may-fire-first-shot-at-tory-prostitution-law/ I confess, just saw this Tweeted on Twitter but thought I'd post here. RG

Thank you for organizing this event. It was fantastic and sold out.

I will start with my apology. Though I was suppose to be at the social on Thurs, I was unfortunatly not able to attend. An unfortunate accident at work has injured me and thus I could not attend. I will, however, add thanks to both Mr T and Skater for all of their efforts. From the comments it was defintly one for the books and I will not be happy with having missed such an event. To a few of the ladies, I apologize for not at least having the opportunity to say hello and I will have to make amends (and hope that any drinks I owed can be rain-checked) at a later time.

I am finally able to add my congratulations to Loneskater and MisterT and of course the wonderful staff from ALO that hosted our festivities. The location was amazing! Private, fun and very well appointed - the staff was friendly and courteous and there was more than enough room for all of us to mix and mingle. I am hopeful that we can continue these ventures for years to come... it's a celebration of the amazing people in our shared adventure. Merry Christmas to each and every one of you, and to all those who couldn't attend!!!!

just talked to them, apparently karla had to cancel her trip, but she will be visiting after the holidays

With her permission, and with thanks, the lovely Michelle MA! Looking all festive.... Additional Comments: And wild :)

It's always darkest before the dawn...

Don't open your text messages when you're around anyone else That's the benefit of texts versus phone calls, you can reply to a text in private, whereas a phone call could come anytime RG

Get two phones.

You mean your second great career! ;)

I say first thing we all should do tomorrow is book some "TIME" with our favorite LYLA Companion. Just my Opinion Sent from my Passport using Tapatalk

We've Got You Covered ;) http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/album.php?u=83222 Plus More Surprises To Come!

Yes. Buy a generator, fill your bathtub with water and load up on batteries and dry goods. hahah How red their faces were indeed on Jan. 1st 2000.

Where there is hope, there is the chance to make things better. We're a great, creative bunch who have a different perspective on things. They zig, we zag and life continues on. Eventually things will catch up and work out, until then....WE CUDDLE!

Just a warning to ladies, I have been informed today by a lady in the Halifax area that she was contacted by someone stating to be nlwoodchuck wanting to meet at a hotel. It was unusual so she contacted me directly about it. Please be advised that I have been out of the scene for a long while and have no current intentions to return. Should you receive a message from anyone claiming to be nlwoodchuck it is an impersonation and you should not under any circumstances meet with this person.

First social for me...thanks to Mr T and Loneskater for all the hard work. It was fun for me to spin some tunes and contribute to the festive atmosphere. I apologise for not circulating more, but I did get to meet a few lovely ladies anyway. Cheers, Southie.

apparently Kaylee kisses and Zoe Zee are offering specials for the month of December wow what a Christmas present that would be!

Just a warning to ladies, I have been informed today by a lady in the Halifax area that she was contacted by someone stating to be nlwoodchuck wanting to meet at a hotel. It was unusual so she contacted me directly about it. Please be advised that I have been out of the scene for a long while and have no current intentions to return. Should you receive a message from anyone claiming to be nlwoodchuck it is an impersonation and you should not under any circumstances meet with this person.

The censors are a work in progress, I am always working to make sure we have the LEAST issues obviously. This month has been very stressful so cut me some slack and I assure you were are working out the bugs. Some people are still trying to post sexual services, if you would all stop then the censors would not be an issue right!? Makes my job (and the other mods) very hard. We will work out the bugs.

There. Finally found the letter that I mentioned yesterday from Toronto City Council (in the form of a JPG image) to Premier Wynn. It will be presented tomorrow on the National Day to Stop Violence Against Women. Thank you to the people who care about the safety of women! And

I had the pleasure of communicating with Riley for quite some time she was always receptive and a pleasure to chat with unfortunatly our schedules never seemed to co-operate.The stars finally aligned and I recently had the extreme pleasure of finally meeting her! If you prefer the company of a woman who is intelligent able to converse and understands whats going on in the world and just happens to be smoking hot as well your looking in the right place ! It was so nice to arrive at her place and see someone dressed casually yet provocative at the same time, then be greeted with a warm genuine hug and look into the face of a naturally beautiful girl with sparkling eyes and a wide white smile ! I felt as ease immediately like we had known each other for some time surprised at the warmth she exuded yet somewhat nervous something i had not felt in a long time more excited than i had been in ages wanting to hold her get lost for a while ! She led for the most part and i was a willing follower as she surprised me time after time and as the moments passed i was transported back to when all was new and wonderful -i truly felt real passion again ! Lying together after holding this warm loving woman is a moment i hope to keep fresh in my mind until we can meet again- Thank you Riley you are truly one of a kind !

It'll take a bit of time for CERB to iron out the kinks because of Harper's/MacKay's brave new world. None of us like it but I guess it's better than this community shutting down I think a big thank you is due to the Mod for his hard work keeping this community going while dodging the minefield from this legislation Just remember all this bs when we go to the polls next federal election A rambling RG

Hello Everyone! Following's Loneskater's Ottawa Social Poll, and after mucho debate (not really, but it does sound rather important doesn't it?) i'm proud to announce that the Ottawa Christmas party will be held on December 4th 2014. I did promise we'd get the date out within 48 hours yesterday for all our out-of-Ottawa friends that need to make plans ahead of time to spend much appreciated time with all of us. So here you have it! Mark your calendars .. and further details will come A.S.A.P. Edit: Of note, this time around, we'll be in the west end of town.

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Just taking a drive in the country. Stopped right now enjoying a Timmies dark roast and surfing Lyla.com on my phone (don't text/post and drive...safety message of the day) Going to drive to the cheese factory next pick up some 5yr old cheddar and then head home RG

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Yes, I've seen your new line up. :) Two of the girls that I had wanted to see in the past, but never had the chance. I will be visiting Vibe soon :) Now if only Gina would come out of retirement again. Life would be good again :)

My rates are $250 per hour. versus My rates are $250 per hour, babe. I'm at a hotel downtown. versus I'm at a hotel downtown, hun. Yes, I see what you mean.

Countertop deep fryer. ($50 Walmart) French fry cutter (Starfrit, $15 Walmart) 6 packs of Tenderflake lard Russett potatoes Slice potatoes into fries Soak in sugared water Empty all 6 Tenderflakes into fryer and set at 275 When fryer comes up to temp, blanche fry the fries for 5 minutes, then remove to paper towels and let cool When you're hungry and you just can't take it anymore, crank up that deep fryer to 350 and toss then fries in and cook until they reach your desired level of golden brownness You're welcome :) As somebody said previously, beef tallow is best, lard comes a strong second. Vegetable oils are for wusses, except for peanut, but then everybody and their goat has a peanut allergy these days. After you've finished, when you look at the empty dish and see the hardened white lard from the fry drippings, open the nearest and most available bottle of alcohol and consume in quick order so as to thin your lard-thickened blood.

Awesome Cara! I identify myself in what you said (but we know that we have parallel lives ;-)

One thing that EVERYONE can usefully do: if you try to post something that gets censored, and you think it shouldn't be, drop Mod a PM to say what (and why). It's not just forbidden words that can be blocked; ones that are OK can be explicitly permitted. I've just sent him one about "cir-c-u-m-stances" becoming "cirstances". And if something that's banned isn't on the published list of banned words, let Mod know so he can add it. The more we do this, the better the blacklist and whitelist will become and the less we'll have trouble with it. It's much easier for Mod to fix the bugs when he knows what they are!

Kudos to Mistert and Loneskater for organizing the biggest Ottawa social to date which was awesome. Special thanks to ALO for their generosity (thanks for the drink) and the folks who provided the spectacular entertainment. Also want to give a shout out to Honeyman for his contribution of honey samples. And to everyone else who came out and made this an event to remember, just goes to show that we have a nice group of people in our community. My only regret - not being to stay longer. The question is, can we look forward to a Valentine or March Break social?

These socials just keep getting better and better! Thanks Skates, MrT and certainly cannot forget Alexxandria for a great time. Locale was perfect, food was great, music was right on and wow, even a Burlesque show! It was really great seeing everyone there and meeting new Cerbies. Thanks again for a wonderful evening! -Alg

I'm having issues with the censors. I know the overall changes are a huge ordeal and pain in the ass and still a work in progress, but I think something has unintentionally gone awry. I don't appreciate the way the censors are automatically changing words to other words, and also affecting words within other words. Including not just new posts (which we can preview and change before posting as needed), but every single post on the site, and posts made weeks or months ago that we can't edit now. It's making people's posts make no sense and look like idiots. I was reading a post I made a few weeks ago that made sense at the time, and completely innocuous words I wrote are now changed to other things and what I said doesn't even make sense now, and I can't edit it. I would rather see dots everywhere and let people figure it out than see things like in-call changed to Porn-Friendly or cli-cking changed to cloading and uplo-aded changed to upfuned, cli-ckable changed to clickable (those are actual examples). Most of them don't even make sense. I accept, understand and respect the need to actually censor words, but automatically changing words to other words to in people's posts after the fact is putting words in their mouth and it's weird. There must be a solution. Also, the new words don't actually show up in the "Preview", you only see them after you actually post live.

Change is never easy... no matter how the MOD does this someone will think there is a better way or a way they would like better. Now don't get me wrong... i don't see anything wrong with the discussion as it might identify suggestions that are adopted and benefit everyone. What I would suggest is that we pause for a moment and ask ourselves is the comment i am going to make a positive input or a rant...is it a suggestion that is about process or is it a personal attack on others. As i read many of the posts on various threads I am struck with the level of stress and confusion and frustration that is being expressed and I can't help but think that Mr. Harper and his band of excessively right wing follower must be loving the level of rancor that they have caused everyone who participates in this industry. For me... I am pretty certain that we will find our way through the growing pains. I am going to continue to book "time" with the wonderful ladies of CERB and after my next meeting with a wonderful lady I will make a point of sitting down to draft a well worded recommendation that will meet both the legal requirements and the CERB wording requirements...will it be harder than in the past...yes of course because change is hard... hard but not impossible. Just my Opinion

Are you the one that risks the penalties of the law? Everyone always has something to say when their butts ARE NOT at risk. Come sit in mods chair, then tell us you feel the same way. I'm disappointed with the lawmakers. I think mod deserves a big hug for everything he has done to work within the law.

" We fought the law, and the law won" For now! lol... Better this then loosing our community and having MODS be liable :(

Should have left well enough alone? What's a few women abused or killed because of the unsafe conditions recognized by the Supreme Court versus a guy's desire for fun and games.

cuddling sounds good, specially after a good massage...