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I love Christmas. I believe in the spirit of Christmas. To me its a time for giving. Its a time to show your care for more then just yourself. All year round I do my best to help where I see need but at this time of year my efforts are doubled. On the one hand its the most happy of times and on the other hand its for me one of the saddest times. I think I do so much for others just to hide the sadness. My sons never call me. They do not realize how much a simple call would mean to me. I have my daughter with me but this year she will be at her moms which is good because she is trying to reconnect with her mom but that leaves me alone at Christmas yet again. So she and I will have Christmas on the 26th. I will spoil her as always. We put up a small tree and my nativity set and have the best Christmas we can. So merry Christmas to each and every one of you. If you want to live forever make a memory in someone elses life. Help someone. Make them smile. Show them this world is a beautiful place with caring people.

I have seen several dancers in my years but never someone like Bridgette. Saw her for the first time last Saturday afternoon and when she came to where I was sitting and showed her lovely smile I knew right away she was special. She is great to talk with and we exchanged ideas about travel and other stuff. She is really unrushed and made me feel so comfortable. Overall one of the most amazing girls one can meet in a club.

I'm not convinced Kathleen Wynne is passing the buck here, or deliberately slowing things down. She's just going through the process. To have acted publicly before the bill became law, even after it had been signed by the GG, would have opened her up to accusations of jumping the gun and possibly weakened any advice the AG might give. As for what she's done: in her position as Premier, she has simply asked the person whose job it is to give her legal advice and to represent her government on legal issues to... provide some legal advice. That seems to me to be a prudent and sensible first step on the road to referring it to court, and eventually challenging the law. This stuff is political enough already; trying to do too much too soon will make it very much more political, which will distract from the important stuff. What we don't know is what's happening behind closed doors. I'm sure the AG was not in the least bit surprised to have received this request for advice, and I don't think it's too much of a stretch to believe she probably already has a pretty solid idea of what advice she's going to give in response. The wheels of justice grind slowly, but they do get there eventually. In this case I'd prefer *not* to see a rushed and weak case against the new law brought to court prematurely. That's not in anybody's interest.

Sooooooooooo Yesterday a weak moment and I bought a gym membership for a year. Not sure if I will ever go though cause that is a pretty big step !!! Right ?? Soooooooooooo Yesterday I also picked up a cut up and wrapped pig at my friends place....whom is a butcher. Approximately 25 lbs of bacon included :) Yup Here lies the connundrum. I just had two toasted bacon, cheese and mater sandwiches with bacon on the side and a Bud Light. A "light" beer I emphasize and the sandwhiches were on rye bread also as a side note. So I feel just dandy fine right now and my clothes still fit so maybe I should cancel my gym membership ? I drive by the place every day anyways so a drive by should be good enough eh ? What do you folks think ?? 1) Gym and muscle burn & 6 pack abs ? .... or.....2) bacon, heart burn a 1 pack ab, and Netflix ? Please help meeeeeeee ........ ;) IMO 2 is a higher number than 1 so probably should go with Mr. # 2 me thinks ? Additional notes : Happy Ta Ta Tuesday !!!!! :boobies:

That is her duo partner Karma. Also well worth a visit and they are a great duo treat.

Bacon is the elixir of life!

Lee I have always thought of you as a man with an abundance outlook on life... the sort of guy who realizes that there is never enough good things you can have in your life. So I recommend you adopt both options... eat away and enjoy every bite in the knowledge that should the urge to exercise ever strike you that you are prepared with a membership and confident that should you be hungry after your exercise there is sufficient Bacon to meet the need. You Sir are living the life the rest of us regular Joe's just dream about. Just my Opinion Sent from my Passport using Tapatalk

Holy heavens! We looooove to cuddle! Curl up in some blankets and watch an awesome movie, perhaps after a two-way massage ;) I just love human contact. *sighs*

Thank you Boomer01. Assumptions always get me in trouble ;-) I love hearing other peoples opinions and value them as much as my own. I agree with a lot of what you said. And you are right. Just because you pay a bit more, doesn't mean you are going to leave happy. Whereas, you can pay less and leave happier than ever. I just meant it as you might be less likely to end up with someone who's high and playing a starfish (again solely my opinion, and not based on any fact, and I admit I could be entirely wrong). I base this solely on the rave reviews I've heard about some of the more elite ladies. But I really did not want to offend. It just seems that whatever approach is being used by the original poster is not working for him. I was just suggesting maybe he try a different approach :-) Thank-you again for pointing these things out. And I completely agree about talking a bit! It's so easy through a few emails to know if you are compatible or not!

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/politics/wynne-has-grave-concern-about-new-prostitution-law/article21982770/

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Start with a half hour appt, and settle on extending it if you decide things are progressing well. Never see a new sp for an hour appt, always go for a half hour first. If she has nonFS options, go for those on a first visit as an alternative. No one ever complained about extending or upgrading a session, but people often complain about paying for a half hour and not being happy about it. :) i disagree about asking sps if they use drugs. If they don't, they'll say no. If they do, they'll say no. It is a one answer question.

Christmas is coming soon. So I thought I would start this thread where we could post sexy pictures of our Cerb Women dressed in their Christmas outfits: To start this thread is our own sexy Miss Jessica Lee:

Well were do I start....this must be one of the sweetest girls I've yet to meet gourgeous view from back actually from annywere treat this girl right and trust me u will b in heaven

So this seems to be happening to me more lately. You make an appointment to see someone. You pay for an hour like a gentleman at the beginning. About 15 to 20 minutes in you notice the SP is getting less responsive / interested. I think some people have referenced to it like being a starfish. Not that i or someone is being a jerk and they just want you gone, but because you realize their high is finally kicking in and their mind is shutting down. That's not the type of encounter i want to experience or pay for. Whats the call for that type of situation. Does a person just leave, do they confront...i have no idea. I feel if people keep just leaving then they will continue to do it. Is it ok to say sorry I'll pay you half way through or the end? Anyway, I'd love to hear some SP's thoughts on this.

Just to clarify with Ms Carrie ...in no way was I offended by what you had said in your post. Your opinion is every bit as valid as mine as we all have different experiences which give us our own individual perspectives. My opinions like you are sometimes based on what you hear but for the most part mine are from experience . You and I are on the same page in many respects for sure. None of us should ever apologise for speaking our mind if its done in an objective way which your post certainly was.

As joyful and amazing as Christmas is it is also a very difficult time for many people for lots of different reasons. For some the joy of season is lost in grief, stress, illness and loneliness... if you know someone who is struggling Christmas is often the easiest time of the year to reach out and provide them some comfort... Please Do. Sent from my Passport using Tapatalk

I've been following this thread and would like to emphasize: If you genuinely looking for cuddling, there is nothing wrong in pursuing that, but please do not try and negotiate my rates (which are based on time) just because there are others charging less than me for their time. In the words of Forrest Gump "That's all I have to say about that".

The budget is completely dependant on the nature of the relationship you have with this lady. Again, only you and the lady know that, so it's hard for me to say. I would speculate a $100-$300 range is safe As for the 1K that seems a lot. Mind you I'd be willing to be your friend if Santa was that good to me LOL (definite tongue in cheek here :-) ) Sorry can't be more help RG

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Ok so taking bacon from Lee is dangerous Taking the pig back and brning back to life more likely to happen than taking the bacon from lee and/or cacelling the membership So th choice is easy eat a bacon sandwich while working our at the gym..... Posted via Mobile Device

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Find a sexy friend to join you! May give a bit more motivation... :b But bacon,beer & Netflix sounds just as appealing. Sent from my MB860 using Tapatalk 2

Lifestyle Skyn. I'm intolerant to latex so I am more limited in my choices I also started to use more female condoms...they are great .

While I agree with some of what you have said Ms Carrie , paying a premium for companionship does not always result in a good experience. Conversely you can find wonderful companionship at reasonable donations. Speaking from many years of hobbying I've been on both sides of the issue. I feel and have always echoed the fact that whatever service is being provided and by whoever that companion may be they have the right to set their donation where they see fit but ultimately the market will decide ......and who is to say what " market value " is. I am thankful that there is companionship at all levels of cost and yes its a bit of a crap shoot but that happens at both sides of the monetary scale. On the topic of negotiation , yes that's a touchy issue , if a person says " I'm non negotiable " then that should be respected but in this highly saturated market there are some companions willing to do so. To me its no different than trying to get anything for a better price. Of course it needs to be done in a tactful way and if the first response is no you respect that. As many others have said its always best to trust your gut . I have found that if both parties can at least talk a little before meeting it helps increase your odds . Everyone has raised a lot of valuable insight and this is mine .

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Wynne said she isn't a lawyer, it seems prudent to go to your Justice Minister before making a policy with legal ramifications, especially since the law just passed. Had MacKay thought like a lawyer and justice minister to begin with, instead of a CPC Neanderthal using the justice portfolio for his own agenda we wouldn't be here now RG

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Is there anything in particular she likes? Gift cards to a store she likes is a good idea Maybe a pre Christmas dinner out at her favourite restaurant (mind you you should give a Christmas card with her donation, respects the money is for time and companionship issue) Really it's hard to say without knowing you, her, and your relationship with one another But most important, It's the Thought That Counts Giving a lady a Christmas present no matter what (well no Tim Hortons cards LOL) she'll appreciate the thought RG

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So interesting what you say Tracey. I was in Sydney NS last week and I use the paper primarily as my main means of advertising . Most folks there have no computers so paper woks best . I know all the classified people at the paper to the degree when someone answers I know exactly to whom I speak and likewise. Ba. Boom . I called to advertise my intention to be in Sydney and as soon as my rep answered I felt terrible sadness in her voice. She apologised profusely and even tried to work my add to make it " tolerable " They told me that any ad that a client know finds offensive they can sue the paper and in CB the only publication could be lost . Everyone felt so bad for me it was a sad time of saying thank you and good bye, However the night I left town several staff called me and took me to dinner and we had an awesome time . So even those bound by " the rules " will always do their best to support us . That feels really good to me and we will all thrive as we have community support!!!

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Hobby phone is the only way to go. Turn it on when playing, then turn it off when you aren't. Simple really. I'm surprised more don't have one.

CamillaBR: I recently posted my (lawyer's) view on the subject of LE and private locations in a thread on MA's at http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=201043, but I'll re-post to this thread and add a bit. It may help alleviate your fears. LE has no legal right to enter the premises of an MA's/business' private location. It is private property and they would need to have a search warrant issued by a Superior Court Judge to enter on site, and even then LE is not allowed to enter by force. They typically wait for the owner of the property to arrive. This idea of busting down doors is only on tv. Neither the MA/business nor the gentleman would agree to open the door while someone is knocking during a session and would certainly not discuss what took place behind closed doors. So, just finish the session and then leave. Even if LE intercepts the gentleman or the MA/business operator on their way out, LE will have no evidence that any illegal activity has taken place. By the way, if you are ever intercepted you have no obligation to speak to the police other than to identify yourself. Just don't say a word and walk away. This whole idea of LE asking you to go down to the station for questioning (i.e. interrogation) is just on tv. Just say no. If they try to stop you, just ask if you're under arrest. If the answer is no, you are legally allowed to just walk away and not say a word. If you are under arrest, immediately say only 4 words: ''I want a lawyer'' and shut up. No charges will stick and you'll be released that same day. And with regards to spa's, this is one of the reasons I like CMJ Ottawa so much (and also because of Melodie and friends :icon_biggrin:). It's a private member's club, so it's not a public place. Their front door is locked at all times and members have to buzz in on camera and identify themselves as a member with an appointment to get in. Perhaps other spas will follow suit and become private clubs. The same would go for a MA/business private location. It seems to me that the best scenario for an indy MA/business is to have a place where you have to buzz or call to come up. That way, LE would have to identify themselves and be let in (which won't happen). Even if they get in the building some other way, and come knocking at the door, they can't just enter without permission of the owner or someone who is occupying the premises. I think its best not to answer the knock at the door during a session no matter what, but even if one did without thinking, the police can't just walk in unless they have a warrant or are invited. If they enter without a warrant, any evidence gathered from the illegal search and anything that derives from it will be deemed inadmissible in Court because it would be considered the fruit of the poisonous tree. Either way, private locations are the way to go... and nothing illegal ever goes on there.. Relaxe, Y2K will be over in a few more hours.

This is a tricky one. And being a veteran of the business both escort and massage provider, I believe I have a good answer to this. It depends on the guy. Really. I have spoken to so many men about this. And it's a personal choice. There are many fans of both. Independent MA; location may not be up to the luxurious standards of a spa such as Paradise (a little bias, I know) Independent MA may not have the training or skills that a lady working in a spa would. Spa Ladies; Trained, professional (hopefully) Location is usually safer for both MA and client Downfall is MA's working in spas are very discreet about the mileage you will get with them. So sometimes a man just have to take a chance on a girl, even if she can't discuss restrictions openly. Spa ladies tend to be more expensive (however not always the case) A general rule of thumb for men seeking service though, you get what you pay for. Spa ladies are checked out, approved of, and usually highly recommended. I respect both types of Massage providers. As I have been on both sides of the fence. Why I chose to work in a spa; it's safer, more discreet, less lonely between calls (other beauties to chat with) It's more disciplined, when it comes to keeping a schedule, which for me is good. Mileage may vary with every client! Of course I try to give my best service always, but if I have a client that is clean, kind, and generous, you better believe it he will get a little extra something, something. I hope this helped. xoxoxox Sylvia Star

The censors are a work in progress, I am always working to make sure we have the LEAST issues obviously. This month has been very stressful so cut me some slack and I assure you were are working out the bugs. Some people are still trying to post sexual services, if you would all stop then the censors would not be an issue right!? Makes my job (and the other mods) very hard. We will work out the bugs.

I took the plunge a few weeks ago as no one responded to my thread. she is the real deal. A lot of fun and pictures are her. I have repeated a couple times.

can confirm that the first one is legit, she changed hair color but still a good sp, just visited her this afternoon and she's an engaged, good looking asian sp, i'd definitely revisit sometime

Not a chance in .....Heaven, That I am gone ;-) Just Sneaky ;-) Always best to text me as I am not as active online as I would like to be. Thankya! Still Roarin' XO

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flattered, wow! thanks for appreciating my holiday cheer... and have a very happy holiday indeed. those outfits landed me right at the top of Santa's naughty list ;)

Well I'll throw in my two cents worth and guys don't jump all over me for my comments. I think if you don't bring some thing like a gift card, flowers, lingerie or something well your a cheap prick lol. My god the girl,is giving her all to ya pay the full price if ya want but when your leaving in a very classy way leave a few extra without mention in the bathroom where she lets you shower. Christ you tip the pizza guy and did he deliver the pizza in a hot outfit lol. K I know we hope not. But you get what I mean. These beautiful ladies provide the best service on the planet so tip. If your waitress showed you her tits you would tip beyond 20 %. Has any one ever had bad blow job that wasn't worthy of a tip.