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Hope this helps people figure out the new laws. http://fullcomment.nationalpost.com/2014/12/15/canadas-new-prostitution-law-explained-with-lego-video/

People take Christmas way too seriously. It should be fun, just a time to relax with friends and family. Never mind baking for days or demanding/shopping for extravagant gifts. The greatest gift anyone can give is quality time so enjoy each other while you can.

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This is actually four highlights and two different days so it's a stretch. #1 Getting to share wine, time and companionship with an exciting lovely woman. #2 Having the opportunity to take said woman to dinner. #3 Actually being able to have a drink at the Social plus winning a door prize! #4 Getting a call from the establishment where we had dinner and learning I'd won a free dinner for two. Nice

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http://fullcomment.nationalpost.com/2014/12/15/canadas-new-prostitution-law-explained-with-lego-video/

Hi there. I'm sure you won't offend anyone. Just remember to be respectful, don't ask raunchy details over phone, let the service provider know that you are new to this. Have fun!

As I have said on other threads I love the Christmas season but it really sucks how the pressures of the season and all the financial challenges it causes families can make life miserable for some. Sent from my Passport using Tapatalk

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I have just learned that my best friend's mother died. My friend is only in her early thirties. Her father died many years ago and she has no brother or sister. She is single, no children. Although we (friends) are here for her, we know that it will be a very sad and lonely Christmas, New Year and birthday for her - yes, all at the same time! Crap.

Because under this new Act, people working with an escort can not encourage the escort to keep on escorting. This law is absolutely ridiculous.

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I'd love to share my panties ;) what colour would you like?

Have a wonderful Birthday today! And...welcome to cerb/Lyla's List! :)

I just seen this, thank you! Your kindness is appreciated. I'm really stoked on the great community and people I've met through cerb. This kind of community is essential. :D

eating chocolate peanutbutter ice cream and watching football

Happy Holidays to you Mod, Mods. Gee we can't ever thank you enough for what you are doing for this site and helping us and teaching us better ways. We are all catching on and without your assistance we wold still have no idea exactly what is what , Sincere thank you MOD, MOD's for all your work and care to keep is going. Its much appreciated. Katherine

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I'm no lawyer, but if you are responding to massage or companionship only ads/websites where nothing explicit is mentioned, then I think that would be fine.

smiling because I just notice I am now a senior member :) Senior Member (100+ Posts)

One point: the cop would have no grounds to bust in on two people in private. What evidence would exist of solicitation? This video does a great job of showing the ridiculousness of the new law, but I don't think any consenting adult couples can expect to see any doors kicked in any time soon.

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Say, look what the cerb censors do to A's handle lol

Cheesy 80s continues!

I can attest to backing off while this new law falls into place. I saw someone regularly, but they had recently retired. Looking for someone new, but am too scared to try anyone new at the moment. Additionally, I sometimes linger in cerb/lyla chat - recently I have been getting messages from others simply asking 'have you seen anyone from lyla?' or 'do you have any recommendations for me?' - I find that pretty sketch.

Welcome. There are some great ladies in new brunswick. Just look at the advertisement and recommendation section and you will see. Good luck.

peter5551212, you are really lucky. I saw her once and it was a total nightmare. From the time I got there, she was totally distracted, then there was obviously someone upstairs, and she said it was her roommate, then she said it was a cleaning lady. I paid for an hour, and after 15 minutes, she said that she wasn't comfortable cause there was someone upstairs. Personally, I was getting a little worried for my safety and said figured to take the lost and get the hell out. I for one will never go see her again, and personally don't recommend anyone to go see her.

Keep the faith ladies. One thing I've learned is if you create fear and worry, those feelings stand in the way of what you really desire such as creating more business. When worry and fear are constant thoughts, you are blocking abundance from coming to you. The universe will ALWAYS take care of you. Just know that. You just have to believe that you will always receive it while believing it. :) https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=how+to+attract+abundance+abraham+hicks

I'm carrying on as normal, but I can't keep everyone in business single-handed. I'd love it if I could, but I can't. And also, "normal" for me at this time of year means "not seeing anyone until I'm organized for Christmas, which will give me an incentive to get off my ass and do it" followed by "too damn busy to see anyone". Roll on January...

You are right. I've told this exact thing to a few ...... in the past. The old touch my .... or let me fondle your breast because a cop wouldn't or can't do this, is so much BS. That is up there with the myth that if you ask if they are a cop they have to say yes. Cops are allowed to lie as part of their job. How do you think undercover work gets done. And when they do lie in court who is the judge going to believe?

So after a great number of calls and attempts to engage city officials via social media, I was able to talk to someone at the Counter Exploitation Unit. Sounds like Winnipeg does not yet have a position on exactly how these laws will be enforced but should have more concrete information in a couple of weeks, after a meeting with the Crown. So it will likely be business as usual in Winnipeg for the next little bit, as they've been applying enforcement in an asymmetrical way is similar to the new laws anyway.

Don't do that. It'll only get you into deeper problems if she is Le. Cops lie all the time and groping her could lead to a sexual assault charge. The best way is to realize that you can no longer purchase specific services. However, there is nothing illegal about hiring an escort for specified time periods (hour, half hour etc). This is what you do instead of the old way of wanting X, y, and z for #$. As long as you are not asking for specifics, are not booking in a playground and she is not underage you will be fine. Go with the ladies who have recommendations.

It was nice having breakfast with a lovely cerb lady whom I have not seen for a while. We had a lot to catch up.

Uh oh, I'm on an 80s tear! :) I could listen to 2:30-2:50 forever, it entrances the hell out of me, and I'm going to do that freaky hand movement the next time this old man hits the bars..ha ha...Calvin Harris should license those 20 seconds from TFF : Frig I love that song! (and believe it or not, it was before my time, but not by much)

Hope you enjoyed your day Miss Eva!

Happy Birthday MissEva hope you have a great day

Happy birthday. Hope it's the best.

This has probably been said but here it is: Don't text saying you have x amount and ask what you can get. This only ends badly.;) it's not something we would answer these days anyway.

POWER is presently conducting a fund raising campaign in order to support their work and at the moment the campaign is closing on 40% of their goal. If there are as many members of Cerb as I understand that there are, then if each member even donated as little as $5 then their goal would be easily achieved. Donations may be made on line anonymously if that is your preference. Perhaps one might consider making a donation in lieu of a Christmas gift in someones name, or a donation as your next little, "extra" for a special companion might be a good idea? In my opinion, POWER, along with a few other organizations in this country will be spearheading the expected Supreme Court challenge (in years however) and every bit of support that we as patrons or workers can give to them will ultimately be of benefit to us all. Help yourself by helping them. For more information or to donate, here is their website.

No, not at all. It just means the governing body that has the final say in .ca domain names is Canadian and falls under Canadian jurisdiction. Where .com domain names are USA domain names and no jurisdiction. We are still a canadian company and we are still complying with the new laws as everyone should. The dots/dashes are annoying, we all invested a lot of time and me myself many years of my life building this site and to have to conform this because the government pulls this BS makes me sick to my stomach! The stress is killing me! No one HATES this more then I ... i can assure you of that. But short of packing up the company and moving to another country we must comply. Other sites that changed domain names and moved servers to Amsterdam are NOT safe as the owners are still in Canada. If the police wants to go after them it's not hard to find them if they are taking any sort of payment. They are breaking the law, we choose to comply and no break the law so that we can keep the community going.

Mod, you are working some serious overtime getting everything up to snuff with these silly new legislations in place. Thank you for all the hard work behind the scenes to keep this site safe and on the right side of the law.