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Here is my holiday card to you all..you may recognize a few faces ;) Happy holiday everyone! Card with music turn down the sound if your not alone.

2014 - The Year of the Pervert As Christmas day is near once again..... I always look back upon the year and reminisce about my perverted ways. Ladies......all those violent and forceful laughs and gooooood times you were coerced into and we shared together I will always remember and cherish. Merry Christmas Ladies !!!!! Happy Holidays and all the best in the New Year !!!! Sincerely xoxoxoxoxo :ThankYou: And you perveted bastard fellas that I have convo'd with, tipped some back with at socials, the bar or partays..... Merry Xmas and Cheers to many more fantabulous encounters in 2015 !!!! :chug: I have shared many Xmas wishes and heart warming texts, emails, pm's, dm's and even a couple phone calls with you peeps !!! It is very touching and I love it. Again..... Merry Christmas Folks and I look forward to sharing as many good times as I can with you in 2015. Be Healthy and Be Safe keep your stick on the ice but for God's sakes ............ Don't Behave !!!!!!!! ;)

Wishing you all a Happy Holidays, and all the very best 2015 has to offer!!! Xoxo, Miss Lane

I know it's easy to say but please stay strong. You have come so far and have made it to Christmas. Please take pleasure of everything and everyone. It's not over yet! All my love light and prayers to you! Xoxoxo Posted via Mobile Device

Seasons Greetings , Happy Holidays To All, and All The Best For 2015. The weather is so nice here going to Montreal will be like going to the North Pole. Have a Happy and Safe Holidays everyone !!! Enjoy

Thank you and happy holidays to you as well Barney. Lots of trouble to be had in Montreal if you are so inclined. ;) Enjoy yourself. To all of my cerb friends, I wish you all the very best of the season. I hope you all get to relax and enjoy some time with friends and family. Happy holidays, Mikey

Adding my greetings to a very special friend who's in New Brunswick! I miss her and hope she's having a great holiday!

Then end of 2014 is nearing. I just wanted to toast the women of Lyla.com for making this site a positive and interesting site. I wanted to toast the men of Lyla.com for providing positive and funny input to all the interesting threads posted here. A toast to all the women that I have met this year. Thank you from the bottom of my heart for the love and affection each of you have given me this year. It made a difference in my life this year as it was a very stressful year. I have learnt a lot about these women and have great respect for what they do. If only people outside this community knew what life as a companion is like and the valuable companionship and love they provide to us men. A toast to my Chat buddies for many interesting conversations. A toast to all the women that I have yet to meet, but hope to in 2015. A big toast to the Mod and Moderators who keep this site going. And the great work that they have done due to the Bill C-36 changes. New rules may be inconvenient, but it keeps this great on-line community up and running. So Merry Christmas and a Happy New Years to All. Play safe and Drive safe over the holidays. Hopefully 2015 will be better then 2014. This is a great community. Let's keep it that way :) xoxoxo Someguy

Redhead, check; spinner, check; fripples, check... :)

Making Christmas Kuchen bread! YUM! Xoxo, Miss Lane

Hello Gentlemen: This time of the year can be stressful so why not do something for yourself. I am a friendly sensual companion who knows how to entertain. Visit me at my convenient, quiet location free parking available. call or text me at 613 979-3272

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! That was fantastic Emma! A very Happy Christmas and Holidays to you gorgeous! :D

you did say acquaintance, not someone you just met, if you are able to afford it why not, go for the fun & sun... but don't trap yourself in a delusion and bitch if it does not work out.

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Yes. Offer to meet her for a meet and greet and go fishing on Lake Michigan. Advise her to bring hot chocolate and mittens. It's cold out so the mittens will keep her hands warm....but the hot chocolate is hot so the mittens will keep her hands from burning.......... DON'T do it Captain .................

A cruise for New Years...here!

It seems that the new trend is back to full little bushes. I personally prefer to have mine totally shaved because I find it more hygienic, and it allows me to feel more sensations. It is not so much about the look. And as this article states (link below) it helps to avoid catching bad things or to spread them. http://www.purdueexponent.org/features/article_454407d9-f235-5392-a368-39493c166b2a.html Whether you are a lady or a gentleman, what are your preferences about hairstyling your bush? I am curious to know what you like for yourself and what you like for the other and why? And especially for you gents, here is a link to a video that you might find funny, ridiculous, cheesy, interesting, stupid... Or all at the same time, I don't know, you'll judge!

I would say tread carefully. What does she mean by have her for six months? What recourse do you have if she doesn't pony up to her end of the bargain? I'd say stay far far away from this one.

ya I wouldn't do it. too risky. way too many scams on the internet these days, and its only getting worse. I got a message on my facebook about 2 months ago from what seemed like a really hot chick from new York. she said she got my name off a napkin at a club in new York. I've never been to new York!!!!! SCAMMER!!!!

I'd agree with RG ...

You mean the two of you down South or you pay her trip to go down South without you Six months, for the cost of a trip with a woman you barely know...you haven't even been alone intimately with(I assume) She offers six months. The old adage comes to mind...if it seems too good to be true, it probably is I wouldn't do it if I were you My two cents RG

Just got home lying on the couch watching the pre-tournment World Junior hockey game between canada and swiss.... Another thing I love about Christmas... World Juniors... GO CANADA GO Sent from my Passport using Tapatalk

Love the nice fluffy bush, a lovely cushion for my forehead.... However.... I also absolutely love the bald look, makes the camel toe more pronounced before undressing fully Basically through the years I have LOVED them all! And that I do remember! Ha

Good afternoon gentlemen, First I would like to greatly apologize to the CERB members for posting misleading photos on BP. My name is Nichole and I am a Quebecoise advertiser (Was on Escorts Canada but they removed my ad because I was using these photos on BP causing them to receive complaints). My description and pictures on Escorts Canada were always 100% real and truly me as I have verified with Escorts Canada. Some of the pictures on BP of costumes and fantasy pieces were not me and they have now all been ERASED. I WILL ONLY POST ACTUAL PHOTOS OF MYSELF ON ALL SITES GOING FORWARD. I will clearly state my services and restrictions so that there is no confusion. I will only be able to offer mild to moderate submissive services, no longer hardcore due to some traumatic injuries. I am apologizing and asking the members to give me another chance. I will work extremely hard to rebuild my reputation with this community. Thank you for this opportunity. Deepest apologies, Nichole :icon_cry:

Yes Barbara agreed ....PTM is a beautiful thing..as is CTM. Have a beautiful day!!

Went through Tim Horton drive thru earlier this evening and when I got to the window, the girl said the person ahead of me paid for my coffee. So I paid for the 3 vehicles behind me. Pay it forward! Additional Comments: Wow! Its happened again! Bought two turkeys at grocery store because I'm having 15 people for xmas dinner and the lady in front of me paid for them. It was $75! Time to pay it forward again. :) Posted via Mobile Device

Thank you for your kindness, beautiful compliments, wonderful conversation, smiles, laughter and, of course, the body hugs. Wishing you a delightfully warm holiday with good friends, great food and cheer. ps...should Santa forget you this year, I do come gift wrapped and will be available during the holidays for unwrapping. ;) Holiday Kisses and Whispered Wishes Lilly

im mature,im sexy fun and oh so very hot email me at [email protected] i am avail tues between 9 am and 2 pm and back again boxing day happy holidays!! xo

CMJ parties are great! I attended the Christmas party last Friday and had a blast. Had massages with 6 girls spread out over 8 hours. Felt like I was 18 again. Before the first party I attended, I was initially concerned that I might meet someone I know, but honestly it is not very likely. Even so, I don't think for one second that anyone would say anything if they did see you. Hell, I'd befriend them even more and chat them up. Gwen is on to something with the speed dating thing. I'd be down to pay a fee for a few short mini-dates in one night. I know CMJ already offers introductions, duos and trifectas (I even pulled off a quadfecta on Friday), but the schedule can be tough to match sometimes. It might be cool to have a night where you can actually have some kind of intro with say, 8 different ladies of your choice. But until then, at least we get some social time at the parties and, like I did, you can see several in one night. Also, the shows are quite amazing. Btw guys, Gwen is a real hottie! I met her for the first time at the party. There are just so many things about her that are attractive. It's impressive. I have not yet had the privilege of a massage with her, but look forward to it in the new year.

Noooo! :) I hope this isn't really a trend! Bald is best, no doubt about it!! If it's a trend, I haven't noticed it...yet... Please keep on shaving/waxing, whatever...

Scammers can and do post on all sites so one needs to check reviews first before booking someone and now more than ever. Thanks to bill C36 being made a law now, the only complaint a man can make is that he paid for a massage and never got it. He most certainly cannot complain of not getting sexual services!

I have a bush. Not a full 70's but a good size fluffy one. I made the decision when I was in Europe to let it grow...I had 6 weeks that I knew I would not have sex and not have the awkward two weeks growth. The reason was because I always saw people asking about it Guys love it. Some don't mind it. In the past year, I only had one person that refuse to go down on me (except for those that just don't) because he said it was "dirty" When I first got it and word "got" around I would say for a few months maybe 20% of my new clients were because of my bush. I love it.It's so soft :3

Availability: Monday the 22nd - regular schedule Tuesday the 23rd - until 6pm Wednesday the 24th - until 6pm Thursday the 25th - not sure, maybe in the morning, call and see, if you know you want an appt this day, pre-booking would be helpful Friday the 26th - regular schedule Thanks! Happy Festivus!

Available dec 18th, 19th, 20th, 21st, 22nd and 23rd Roksi 647 745 7380

Roksi has decided to extend her trip to winnipeg, She is also available for double trouble with Italian bombshell Lena fires, She is now available dec 16th, 17th, & 18th. Contact text preferred 647 745 7380

Booked a PSE experience duo with Bella and Kate. I have seen every girl sent here by BLE in the past, but never a duo. Planned in advance to make sure both girls were available when I wanted and booking them together was pretty easy. Confirmed the date the day of in the afternoon and got hotel info about and hour prior to the date. Arrived 15 minutes early and sent a text to let them know and got a quick reply to head on up.When I got to the room I was greeted by 2 very attractive women. They ushered me to the bed and both took off their bras and began to play with me and each other. They began to undress me and took turns with bbbj and then they began to perform bbbj together...very hot. After a few minutes of this they asked if I wanted the condom on and I said yes. The smaller girl, Bella got on top for some CG while Kate kissed her and me. Changed up, and Kate got on CG while Bella kissed me. After about 5 minutes I went back to Bella, this time doggy and watched as her and Kate did some dfk and played with each other's breasts. Switched back to Bella in missionary and was treated to a great view of both girls playing with each other. After that I decided that I wanted to taste the girls and I had Kate sit on my face while Bella performed another bbbj. Switched again and tasted Bella for aboit 10 minutes or so. At this point Kate almost finished me off with her bbbj and I decided that I wanted more of a show from them first. Told them to I wanted to see them daty with each other and they happily agreed. This went on for about 10 minutes and I got in behind each of the girls and performed oral on them while they took turns performing oral on each other. For the big finish I told them I wanted to COF both of them at the same time and they laid down together and began dfk and fondling each other again. Didn't take me long to get there and I finshed all over them and was treated to partial swallow with the rest rubbed into each other's breasts. Definitely the hottest time I have had with SP so far. I asked if they would be coming back so I could book a longer session as this was only an hour and I would really like msog for the next one. Total damage was $$$$$$$ but well worth it, and I would definitely see them again.

Ah, the Nice Guy Syndrome, my favourite! As several have pointed out, this whole "nice guys finish last" myth is just that - a myth. It's a excuse they come up with to sooth their egos when they've been rejected by a women. They believe they are the ultimate package, and can't understand why a women would not sleep with them, so they find some reasoning behind it, besides actually looking at themselves. You can usually spot a nice guy by hearing their proclamations of "I'm a really nice guy!" If you're genuinely a nice guy, you usually don't start off by describing yourself as such, you just live your life in a kind and respectful way. If you really want to see Nice Guy Syndrome in action, just try some good ol' fashioned online dating! The "nice guys" are plentiful there! Usually these men are quite manipulative and sexist, and not actually kind or respectful at all. They'll usually start off by complimenting you endlessly, and then when you state that you are not interested, they will turn around and whine about how they were never interested in your anyways, and you would be lucky to be with a guy like them, they were just trying to do you a favour! These "bad boys" that women usually date and end up getting hurt by, usually come off as confident, respectful, and charming, which is why women are so attracted to them. It usually isn't until they're already invested in the relationship before they see that persons true colours! There are many genuinely nice and respectful men out there who women will love to be with, and just because one women isn't romantically interested in you, doesn't mean another might fall head-over-heels for you :) A good video to watch about "nice guys" and why the friend-zone is a load of crap: Posted via Mobile Device

Individually, we are responsible for the actions we take and to put it on some one else to me is self serving and merely a justification for taking said action. I do this because I want to....simple as that. Peace MG

I tried Star Spa today and was quite pleased with my experience. The building facade is not great but the inside of the spa is very nicely done and very clean. Nice shower and well appointed rooms with nice music and low lighting with red lamps. My MA was Mimi, beautiful spinner in her mid-20s. Poor English but that was the only poor part of the encounter. Will repeat and recommend you try it out. One of the better Asian spas in town, IMHO. Convenient at lunch time too! Timmies across the street and a good hot dog stand three blocks west at Bank and Laurier.

I guess I need to take some new pics then...I have outies/hard nipples since I had them pierce...and I never wear a bra:D