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Got to LOVE Monte Python! Decided, like many before me, this song will be played as the 6 carry me out to the hearse. So to my friends and those who have followed this journey over the past 2 years, the journey is basically at an end. I am getting moved to Kitchener area on Friday to a respite facility where the pain will be medicated stronger than can be done at home. My memory took a rapid turn for the worse on the weekend, and I passed out from pain a couple of times. Probably have no more than 10 - 20 days max before my ashes go onto the driveway....I mean golf course! KW is closer to most of the family and it will make it easier on them. I have had a lucid day and a half, where I sent personalized notes of thanx to some of the very special people I have met, had decidedly naughty conversations with and with those who I have not been able to visit. I am sure I have missed quite a few, and I apologize to them. sigh, so many camel toes and just not enough time!!!!! I have sent a note to organ transplant folks to use my tongue in case anyone wants it. I want to thank you all again for all for the notes and emails sent, it helped me get through the shitty days and I really appreciated it. If I am not too drugged tonight, I will try and get on chat. After Friday, if you want to chat, please send me a note to the gmail address, as it may be more discrete for me to look at. So I will not be attending the next Cerb Spring Social, but I hope you all have naughty fun, end up laughing at all the stupid things I have said and done, and end up with mighty hangovers!!! As previously stated either my brother or a very good friend of mine will come on and let you know how far I got. I will get to the Super Bowl, but not the Masters! Have a shot at the bar in my memory! And when you hear Monty Python being played, smile and think of me. See you on the other side. Peace Tom TheLiquor

This is just my perspective- if this is happening with more than one person then it could possibly be a dishonest way of getting more $$ for the allotted time. I believe a responsible and respectful person would have returned the extra amount without you having to bring it up. I would also want to know the reason. An explanation should be given even if it's vague. There was an agreement, it was followed through on your end, the other end erred and it may not have been something in that persons control, either way, it is for them to make up the difference.

I think you need to familiarize yourself with the new laws as services are not permitted to be discussed here.

Trust has to be established before any meeting and if you don't want to provide your number we don't have to visit. I don't provide my cell (and yes it is a REAL number and its not published anywhere in ads or anything related to this business) until we exchange numbers prior to confirming. If you don't like a ladies policies you don't have to visit her, but if you want to visit with her, you need to respect the policies she has in place - they are what keep her safe.

Honestly, you need to be proactive about your own sexual health and know what tests are available to you and ask for them. Personally, I've had to argue with one of the nurses at the sexual health clinic for an HIV test because they deemed me "low risk" due to condom use and did not want to include blood tests -- just the urine test for chlamydia and gonorrhea. Know what tests you want included and check with the nurse/doctor to be sure they're including them on the requisition. In Ontario, this is what a general requisition looks like. All of the test codes are on the back of the form, which gives you an idea of what public health can test for (HIV testing is a separate form).

That was illegal before the current legislation and still is now. That is solicitation. In short, the answer is no.

First let me say I do not think this situation should have ever occurred. And I am posting this months and months after it happened because I do understand the rules here and am not about to identify the person in question or even confirm if said person is a member or not. But I am curious from a ladies perspective as to how I could have handled it. Because this has bothered me for a long time because I feel my good nature was taken advantage of. I had arrainged to see a certain lady well in advance of the actual time. In making our arriagments I enquired about certain things and was told such things make our companionship time a lot more expensive. I agreed to that and showed up at the agreeded time with my gift in an envelope and placed said envelope on the table. After doing so I was then told opsi what I had hoped to happen was no longer going to happen for whatever the reason was. Now donation is on the table and so I left it there and proceeded to partake of my companionship time however I feel some advance notice of such a change should have been given. I did not want to adjust the donation amount and look cheap but on the other hand it was a hefty amount I donated extra for what was now no longer happening. I feel in fairness the opsie should have been mentioned at the very least when I confirmed I had arrived and certainly before I had placed the envelope on the table. And the extra was the very reason I choose this particular companion over say a different companion. And I know the rules here. However there needs to be some accountability from both sides. In talking to a good buddy of mine this exact same thing happened to him with the exact same lady.

Tom: I'm off this weekend to share some Scotch with friends and drive a few golf balls. We'll have a shot in your honour and recognize how important the appreciation you've so consistently expressed is. Whomever receives the tongue transplant will be blessed. The golf course will be an oh so fitting resting place. Hope you get to enjoy this Prine classic '...before you draw your terminal breath' Your friend and Python fan.

There is also Jasmine who is real and great as well. She is the 20 year old that does duos with Lexxie cause there is also a 23 year old Jasmine too. She doesn't post much like others but she is definitely legit.

this kind of stuff pisses me off -

I still think you are going to win, selfishly I can't imagine this site without you. Your strength of character, kindness, humor, gallantry and courage. Thank you for allowing me into a part of your life, for sharing your most difficult days and for showing us all that even through the worst of times we should look to the brighter side, find humor in it and hope, hope for better days. You are the bravest man I know and I'm only one of many, many, many, that have been honored to know you.

That is just plain wrong for an SP to do this, unless otherwise agreed upon before. It shows she doesn't care about your discretion. What happens if your gf or wife picks up the phone? All she wants is your $$.

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I'm so excited , in spite of a tight ticket venue I am in. Yay Ottawa, lets have the best social ever..

Good ideas RG. Maybe I'll send along a Canadian Tire card!!

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The lady who I would like to nominate today is Miss Carley Chase, us Cerb gents here on the Island are very fortunate to have such a special and simply amazing neighbour.

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I use coconut oil and milk in the bath all the time. That stuff is amazing for everything.

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Filled my new Honda for $40 but it doesn't feel as good as what I thought it would be. As many have reiterated here, low gas prices indicate trouble. The party's over... Posted via Mobile Device

Been taking time off here and there the last few weeks for vacation. Nice to be back on the schedule today. Posted via Mobile Device

yes... any account will do it if you use the wrong name from the start... So I set up a gmail account under the same of Sam Riley, and that was the only name that was ever associated with that account. The key is to have the alias as the only name used for that account.

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my Mom is coming for a visit So I'm going to make home made pizza with caesar salad as a side.

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Happy Birthday Old Dog! All the best

the powers of coconut oil are unbelievable.. I will never give it up..my cat goes crazy for it too

Hope you're having an awesome day, OD! Look! Cake!

Cheers old dog! To many new tricks! Have a great one. Mikey

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Happy Birthday Old Dog, have a wonderful day. xoxo

10 4 Good buddy !!! This wouldn't be a good time to have one of them there two headed coins however OD ;)

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Happy Birthday Old Dog. You have made me smile and laugh on more than one occasion and then think on a few others. You are an all around wonderful man. Have a fabulous birthday

Enjoying an IV of coffee :-), surfing Lyla and watching tv RG

Do unto others as you would have done unto you. I'm sure most of us guys would rather our "companions" be discreet outside of our encounters, so they should expect the same of us. They're people too, with family and friends and living in a society which still very much stigmatizes what we do. Unless you've been explicitly told it's okay, don't assume you can insert yourself into their private life.

I personally do not take any supplements, unless I am ill and not feeling up to eating, in which case a multivitamin with additional vitamin C and some zinc is in order. I have mixed feelings about supplements and such. A lot of it is stuff you would consume in your day to day anyways. For example, L-Arginine and Histidine are simply amino acids that are components of protein. (The L in front of arginine does not mean it is different than regular arginine. It is the same. L refers to the configuration of the molecule and it is also the same configuration that is found in all of nature). There is also the issue that if your body does not require what you are ingesting at that given moment (up until the time you expel it from your body as waste), it will not get used. Your body does not store these things for use later on. So there is that to consider. I am also highly skeptical of many claims that are made regarding supplements and such. Unless you can run me through the physiology of how and why it works, which is done with conventional medicines, then it's really just one person who happened to have a good result saying that it works. This is no more than mistaking correlation for causation. My favourite example of this is: "In July there is an increase in the sales of ice cream and there is also an increase in violent crimes. Therefore ice cream is the cause of violent crimes." Although I am sure some do have their benefit, please be cautious and do your research.. You do not want to end up like this man who tried the colloidal silver detox. This is real, I can run you through the chemistry of it if you want, he will be purple/blue the rest of his life. Just be smart, and think about what you are consuming and how it works.

With anyone offering incalls, they generally have a location. Normally, this is a hotel.

Malibu and I had this conversation last week. The input is candid and valued and I'm grateful to each and everyone of you that chimed into the conversation. Here are my thoughts on some of the things posted. I can really only speak from my personal experience at CMJ, as it's the only place I've ever "worked": Privacy: walking into the building - our building has the right amount of people coming and going for it to be comfortable and there is zero labeling on the outside of the building at all that it contains a Hostess Lounge. If there was a beaming sign outside that said "you sexy neighborhood rub n tug" I could see it being a bit horrifying. meeting someone in the hall - an incredibly rare occurrence that we, as hostesses, try to prevent at all costs. Sometimes I wish it wasn't so awkward shuffling someone back into a room, but we usually just laugh it off. We peek into the hallways and can hear the doors open and close so we typically know if someone is wandering the halls. cameras - we have cameras only in common areas and definitely not in the rooms or bathrooms. That's for our safety and security, not for our pervy viewing pleasure ;). Experience: bonding with your MA - I absolutely love getting to know my guests. Do all indies take the time to get to know you? I would say some do and some don't. I think it's the same with a spa. Thankfully we have CERB so we can chit chat about what you like prior to a session. Longer sessions are also very accommodating to cerebral massage. clock watching - even when we're having a great time (which is most of the time) we still have to be mindful of the time. If you're concerned for time, we encourage you to book more time. I/we want you to have the best experience and enjoy yourself and not all of us are made with exceptional internal clocks. Sometimes we're booked back to back, sometimes we're not and have a bit more leeway with time. I'm mutually concerned with not being late for my next appointment and making sure my current guest doesn't feel rushed (which I don't like either.) Concern for the MA: scheduling her own time - for the most part, we make our own schedules. If we need to be somewhere before or after and it's not a common last-minute occurrence, Jasmine says "no problem." If we want to run down the street to grab a coffee, bite to eat, or shop at bit, we do that too and give her a heads up that we're stepping out so she can let the members know we'll need a few minutes to get back. I've even gone to yoga class in the middle of a shift because it wasn't particularly busy and there were enough ladies on to cover. I can't speak for other spas, but CMJ is very accommodating. I even book sessions when I'm not scheduled because I can :) making sure she gets all the proceeds - to be completely blunt: this is our choice to make. The MAs that work in an establishment do so for a variety of reasons: safety, security, marketing, camaraderie (which is big for us), having a set schedule, not dealing with "idiots", not having overhead, running much smaller risks both personally, legally and financially, and the list goes on. If you're concerned for us and are staying away because we might get a smaller paycheck, we're definitely going to have a smaller pay check if you don't come see us at all. WealthyCowboy is very kind and generous to tip well, but we understand that isn't an option for everyone. Having heard the indy/spa discussion from a hobbyist's perspective, I definitely have a better understanding, so again, thank you for sharing. Malibu, thank you for asking. I could sped some light on team spa ;) Mad love, Gwen xoxo

New York Fries. Done slightly crispy (a bit of extra time in the fryer) with gravy. Yum.

Been attached for so long I'm not sure what unattached would even feel like. I like it so I'll stick with it. Peace MG