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Got to LOVE Monte Python! Decided, like many before me, this song will be played as the 6 carry me out to the hearse. So to my friends and those who have followed this journey over the past 2 years, the journey is basically at an end. I am getting moved to Kitchener area on Friday to a respite facility where the pain will be medicated stronger than can be done at home. My memory took a rapid turn for the worse on the weekend, and I passed out from pain a couple of times. Probably have no more than 10 - 20 days max before my ashes go onto the driveway....I mean golf course! KW is closer to most of the family and it will make it easier on them. I have had a lucid day and a half, where I sent personalized notes of thanx to some of the very special people I have met, had decidedly naughty conversations with and with those who I have not been able to visit. I am sure I have missed quite a few, and I apologize to them. sigh, so many camel toes and just not enough time!!!!! I have sent a note to organ transplant folks to use my tongue in case anyone wants it. I want to thank you all again for all for the notes and emails sent, it helped me get through the shitty days and I really appreciated it. If I am not too drugged tonight, I will try and get on chat. After Friday, if you want to chat, please send me a note to the gmail address, as it may be more discrete for me to look at. So I will not be attending the next Cerb Spring Social, but I hope you all have naughty fun, end up laughing at all the stupid things I have said and done, and end up with mighty hangovers!!! As previously stated either my brother or a very good friend of mine will come on and let you know how far I got. I will get to the Super Bowl, but not the Masters! Have a shot at the bar in my memory! And when you hear Monty Python being played, smile and think of me. See you on the other side. Peace Tom TheLiquor

I think you need to familiarize yourself with the new laws as services are not permitted to be discussed here.

IMPORTANT: In 30 days we are changing the PRIVATE PROFILE abilities. Council has decided to REMOVE that feature as it is being abused so ALL profiles will before PUBLICLY VIEWED. No bad apples can hide behind private profiles this way. Unfortunately those of you who use this feature to hide from stalkers and such will loose the ability. Because of this we are not making the change instantly instead we are giving everyone a 30 day notice.

this kind of stuff pisses me off -

Yep...it is true. ALL bottles beer $5.00 between 5-7 only and ALL bar rail drinks $5.00 each between 5-7. I LOVE IT !! It's about time.

New to this awesome hobby last year so I haven't seen many ladies. The first experience was a disaster!, fake tits, weird lube smell, constantly talking (her, not me, I'm the quiet type), City tv playing. I kept looking up to check the weather! The second was pretty good but after that I loved them all...if I were a rich man...I'd see them all every week! (especially my ATF)

to Tom i have never met you but it has been interesting on reading about you, you are a strong man to write about your sickness you will be missed on here and have no fear i will raise a glass when the news is posted on here btw maybe there's a cerb on the other side we can all meet up again

You will be missed dearly my friend, but you will never be forgotten. You definitely embody what this site is supposed to be about: community. So on your journey to the Pearly Gates I will pour one for you!

I was at CMJ this afternoon and had a session with the gorgeous and sexy Britney. She was a lot of fun and is also a dancer. I've read that she is a really good dancer and good on the pole. Haven't had a chance to see her dance. but if I get a chance to see her again, maybe I will ask to start with a lapdance. One of my atf that I've been seeing for the last 4 years used to be a stripper. My first visit started with a sexy lap dance. And it was great. To have a lapdance and finish with more :) Another fantasy fullfill. So at CMJ you can have both dancer and Massage :) I think several of the girls at CMJ were dancers before. You could do a duo. Have one dance for you, while the other massages you :) then they could switch :)

Mon Dieu, that I would have LOVED to meet U babe.... U R such an ardent fan of my ads and each time I would see U had thanked one had I had a huge smile on... Now I am sad as one couldn't possibly think and oui I am crying.... like when U sent me that PM love.... I really hope everything will be smoother and easier in Kitchener and OUI I will see U on the other side chéri !!! So remember we have a date sometimes along the way darling! I am hugging U as strong as I can and hey hell big huge kiss on your toy babe!! Barbara xxxooo I will think of U for a while and will miss your thanks to my ads but will sometimes pretend U R still thanking them....

Even at this stage you manage to make me smile...you're a good man Tom. Hugs and kisses Bianca

Moving and inspirational. Thanks for sharing your stories. ...from a quiet guy in the corner.

Hello Lyla! I'm happy to tell you that my friend Malika will be back in Ottawa from February 18th to the morning of the 23rd. I'm looking forward to getting together and having some fun with her. Would you like to join us? I also have a new duo partner who is based in Ottawa. My friend Nova and I started offering Massage duos in the new year. We have been friends for a while and I'm really excited to have her as a partner. While we both offer companionship, our duos are strictly massage at this point. Learn more about my duo partners: http://malika-fantasy.com/ http://novarella.com/ A little more about me... I am an established independent companion who provides engaging and evocative experiences for men, women and couples in Ottawa. In appearance, I am a slim, toned hourglass with full breasts, pronounced hips and a small waist. I have silky black hair, and soft alabaster skin. My face has a cute and pretty look, with blue eyes and full pink lips. I have an open and amiable nature that tends toward the candid and contemplative. I also have a mischievous and playful side that prevents me from taking life, or myself, too seriously. I place a strong emphasis on providing a complete experience, and I take the time to make sure the small details add up to an amazing whole. I love creating stimulating and exciting experiences for both of us, and I hope to make our time together thoroughly engaging. I enjoy discussing a great variety of topics, both high and low brow. I especially light up during thoughtful discussions about our interests and personal philosophies. I am able to meet you at your hotel, or host our time together at my beautiful little suite down town. Please visit my website to learn more.

I am Angela, an attractive, articulate, playful, friendly and youthful looking mature lady, 50ish. I have thick luxurious hair, green-eyes and a fair complexion. I stand 5'7, and I am built for comfort (40B-34-40). Check out some pics: http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=9541 Ottawa Recommendations: http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showth...?ltr=M&t=18924 Halifax Recommendation: http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showth...?ltr=A&t=95369 I prefer mature gentlemen over the age of 30 who are clean, courteous and adventurous. I appreciate men who desire and appreciate the company of a youthful, mature lady who is friendly, playful, seductive and passionate. Whatever your pleasure is, I will do my utmost to accommodate you. I guarantee you, you will be glad you made the call. Chez-moi: (min. 30 minutes notice) Friday until 9 p.m For same day get-togethers, it's always best to text/call: 613-315-2210 For future bookings, you can pm me here or email me at: [email protected] NO BLOCKED NUMBERS PLEASE NO GOOGLE/CALLING CARDS OR PAYPHONES

Trust has to be established before any meeting and if you don't want to provide your number we don't have to visit. I don't provide my cell (and yes it is a REAL number and its not published anywhere in ads or anything related to this business) until we exchange numbers prior to confirming. If you don't like a ladies policies you don't have to visit her, but if you want to visit with her, you need to respect the policies she has in place - they are what keep her safe.

It's not a tumor !

OK OK I'm slow but take a hint LOL So the envelopes please Would this or this or this or something along these lines Save me from a a$$ kicking Do I lose my man card for knowing about such stores LOL And have I redeemed myself now LOL RG

Single, and not sure how I feel about it truthfully! I've never been much of a relationship person, or perhaps I've just never met the right people for me. This type of work has given me more fun I could ask for, and I find when I try to go on dates these days, I just don't find it as interesting as I used to..I seem to be perfectly content getting my sexual needs satisfied through the gentlemen I meet these days! I do find myself at times feeling lonely and missing that sort of special intimacy that you can really only get with someone special you're close to, and if I ever met someone that there was a spark, I certainly wouldn't turn away from it! But currently my job keeps me happy and satisfied, and I couldn't ask for more :) Posted via Mobile Device

Still happily single. I'm in love...with me!

Hey Gwen, Doesn't your phone have a camera on it?? Just kidding!! Izzy

Hello gentleman... My name is Ariana and I am a hot blonde seductress eager to fulfill ur every desire, my toned body is soft to your touch in all the right ways. My creamy soft skin, moist eager lips and firm round ass are just a phone call away. You deserve to be treated right, so let me be your secret little treat :wink: Available all day Saturday and Sunday in/out msg or call for details 613-204-2712

Who the hell is wearing underwear? PFFFT...not this guy! :p

Is it too early to start the countdown?

I know their is free buffet everyday but i cant confirm the $5.00 beer

Tom.. I unfortunately will never get to meet you face to face in this world and that's a real shame as I think we would have gotten along real well. As it is I feel like I am about to lose what has been a powerful positive presence in my life.... the amazing positive spirit with which you have lived your life and the way you have shared your positive energy and humour with us all here through your amazing posts gave us all a magnificent gift that we can never really thank you enough for. We all face struggles in our lives and I think the way we handle these adversities speaks to the type of character we possess... thank you for the life lesson you have taught us over the last 2 years as you have lived life to the very fullest in spite of Cancer... I am and will continue to be inspired by you. I don't drink but have bought a good bottle of Scotch and will raise a glass in your honour when the time comes.

http://www.cowboysdiary.info/wordpress/?s=arabic She's the 2nd one on the list. Red flag, thus a no go.

Took my truck in for new tires $1500 only to be shown I need another $2500 in front end work. No worries but it sure makes a dent in my savings.

Tom, Even though we only met once in person your courage and your sense of humor has inspired me. As far as I'm concerned,there is no death. We are all source eternal and vibrational beings and there will only be reemergence later as non physical. Thanks for being you and feel free to channel us once in a while here on Lyla! You are a person to be celebrated for your life and all the good you have done! See you again my dear! Xoxo

Variety is absolutely the best part... we're all so different and bring a plethora of various ASSets to the table ;) Thanks for the reco blue_eyes56 xo

For those new to/interested in CMJ, here are some hostesses - in no particular order - I've seen and recommend: - from earlier days: Jessica (as an independent) & Malibu - in the past year: Gwen, Jewel, Melodie, Nikki & Zara These women are all lots of fun and incredibly different. As they say, variety is the spice of life. :)

Hello My name is Rosslyn. Tonight and Friday will be available for massage and escorting. I am stahing at a private location on Montreal rd. I have blonde hair and dark eyes. I am 5"2 32c-25-35. I love to take my time and ensure you an unrushed memorable experience that leaves you coming back for more. Text only 613-315-7649

It's interesting how in these discussions about oil prices and the economy no one ever brings up federal transfer payments. These equalization payments come from federal taxes on corporations and individuals. With oil revenues plummeting there will be much less corporate taxes collected which eventually will affect provinces that depend upon equalization payments. As things get tighter in the western provinces it follows that it will get tighter in the rest of the country.

It is not OK, but that is more about proper protocol rather than legality. Solicitation laws have only ever been in relation to outdoor work/workers because it had only ever been about public solicitation. In fact, isn't that one of the laws the SCC overturned, so in fact this is actually now legal for the sp? But in general, it isn't really considered a good business practise to contact clients, or potential clients. If they are interested, if they have the time, if they have the $$ at that time, that is when they contact sps.

Iced to meet you! Posted via Mobile Device

You did great on you house congratulations! Wouldn't worry too much of house prices in toronto, this weak oil and dollar should help Ontario and it's manufacturing, as well tourism should pick up. The same people telling you your house is 60 % overvalued are probably the same people telling you rates had nowhere to go but up. I think the gain on your house is mainly due to rates dropping. And they continue to, both here and globally. People tend to go to the bank inquiring how much of a mortgage they can afford, the lower the rate the more they are approved for and house prices reflect this. I do think Alberta will have some trouble obviously, although rates are low the job market there has been hit hard. However, for the rest of the country especially here in the east, maybe our people can return home and build some ships and demand some houses give us some appreciating prices, hopefully. Yes, MKT did well yesterday but we did lose some purchasing power. Our dollar approaching .80 US now. Like oil it is good and bad. Bad, we can't buy as much, good we are more competitive. More Yankees will visit with their money, more Canadians will stay home with their money, global companies will be more inclined to hire and build in Canada. Remember there is usually good offsetting the bad. Generally though, it has a harder time making the news. Now, if only we could strike down certain bills and legalize certain industries. Let's let the rest of the world see our most precious and valuable resource.... The exquisite beauty of our companions , or country would flourish.

Following bp ad has fake pics. google image search brought up a victoria secret model ha. V=http://halifax.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/petite-sexy-mature-beauty-902-402-6657-times-ticking/2076898

Hi gentlemen! My name is Rosie and I am ready to please! Come check out my skills that's ll make your mouth drop. If interested you can text or call My rates are 120hh 200h 613-604-5768 No blocked or private numbers

Honestly, you need to be proactive about your own sexual health and know what tests are available to you and ask for them. Personally, I've had to argue with one of the nurses at the sexual health clinic for an HIV test because they deemed me "low risk" due to condom use and did not want to include blood tests -- just the urine test for chlamydia and gonorrhea. Know what tests you want included and check with the nurse/doctor to be sure they're including them on the requisition. In Ontario, this is what a general requisition looks like. All of the test codes are on the back of the form, which gives you an idea of what public health can test for (HIV testing is a separate form).

"The bridge is ooout!" Posted via Mobile Device

Just from my experience, (even including the very few less than professional companions to put it nicely) when it came to providing any requested personal screening information, NO LADY ever gave me a concern when I provided my information. Keeping this lifestyle and related information discrete from family/friends is really the issue. And as for my number (mind you I'm single) the cell phone number I give is also my home phone (I use a cell phone for my phone) I've never had an issue with giving my number to a lady At the end of the day, if you don't trust a lady enough with you number or any other personal information, then the question is, why see a lady you don't trust? And remember, as much as your privacy and personal information is important, a lady's safety and security is even more important. Yet she is expected to blindly trust a man who contacted her (the guy contacts her, not the other way around) and be alone with him (a stranger) without knowing anything about her In short a lady's safety trumps a man's privacy always Wow, a long winded rambling RG

Hi there, thank you for checking my ad. You will not be disappointed with my A+++ massage... My name is Vivian. I'm 28 years old. Gorgeous, i am a classy looking Lady with long black hair, seductive cat eyes ...., beautiful silky soft, tanned skin. work out body with all the right curves in the right places. You have finally met your dream girl... I greet you at the door with a lovely smile then lead you to the massage room...I will start with a deep soothing tissue massage to relax all your muscles then follow with a soft touch to invigorate your whole body then the fun time ... It will be the most relaxing, creative and passionate session for you ever. So amazing that you cannot help yourself from thinking about it and want to come back for more ! http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=92146 For relaxing massage $40/30m $50/45m $70/60m appointment only, call/text me at 613 712 1200 mon to sat 10am to 7pm Comments

Love it or hate it, coconut water is nature's natural electrolyte that is one of the best sources of staying hydrated. It's also very refreshing and helps aid in digestion as weĺl.

I would also recommend wearing some padding at the social. A few kicks in the rear end from high heals or pointy shoes might be exciting. However from over 30 pair of shoes I would call that a major pain in the butt. lol

So you guys think it'll be fair if the lady shuts the door on you if your faces wasn't "up to her standard"??? Be real yo :)

Need me too bring a tube of caulk over? ;)

A lot of ladies will not accept these apps. Just an FYI.

In the 20+ years that I have seen ladies I could count on one hand the number of disappointing sessions I have had. Obviously some are more fun than others but very very very few have been disappointing. Now that said I have been more regularly seeing ladies (ie several times a month) only for the last year and a half or so and as it turns out the first lady I saw 19 months ago was a perfect match for me.... I still see her and while I would never compare one lady to another as they all have their own special attributes this first lady certainly continues to hit all my buttons and I look forward with great anticipation to every visit with her. Just my Opinion Sent from my Passport using Tapatalk

TOUGH question. But, and I have thought about this a LOT, I am content to be single. Like a few others who have written, I lost my wife and truthfully would give the world to have her back beside me. I guess I just believe that I was very lucky and had my soul mate. Yes, I get lonely sometimes, but have also learned to appreciate alone time, and aloneness. However, it is terribly freeing to be able to do what I want, when I want, without having to confirm schedules or coordinate with someone else. Still feel guilt about that though. I REALLY miss sleeping beside someone. That is a biggie. It's been a very long time.

While I don't go very often, I go enough to know most of the regular girls names. I was there this afternoon and sorry, I didn't see Talia. I've had dances from Diamond in the past, but it always at night. While I was hoping for an even better dance than the norm, unfortunately it wasn't any better than the norm (not saying they weren't very good to begin with) :) I also had a dance from Melanie (I think). Blonde, from out of town and only comes for 10 days every month. Cute girl, sweet bod and was a really solid dance. I really want to try Olive. I've heard very interesting things. Unfortunately, I didn't not find that blonde stunner that ulixestrojan referred to. Maybe next time! :)