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Scribbles' Rule of Thumb: don't grow hair where you'd like a lady to place her mouth, because nobody appreciates a mouthful of hair. Sent from my SGH-I337M using Tapatalk 2

Made it to KW, this respite place is clean and comfortable. I am the youngest male here, but there are four women in their forties. One across the hall is not hooked up to anything or anyone I think and wears short shorts where her butt shows, and nice white tops with no bra. Thinking, while I can, that I may need to join her for a drink tonite and determine if my tongue likes the new environment! No camel toes to report on yet Great pain killers Peace

download google chrome and use that as your browser. All you have to do is right click on any image and it will give you the option to "search google for this image" imediatly with out ever having to save, or copy and paste the link or it or drag it into tinyeye. Google image search is way more convenient and often has hits that tinyeye won't.

There is a warning thread in NB and the lady has once again returned to Halifax, NS. NB Warning: http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=197718&page=2 Halifax BP Ad for Jan. 26th: http://halifax.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/brand-new9024402102h0rnee-time/1646402 Halifax BP Ad for Jan. 24th: http://halifax.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/9024402102day-special/1646788

Advertising has only changed in the services offered. Many now, in light of the new laws, now only offer time rather than any activities offered. Yes, there are a good many( the ones who reply with explicit talk ) who simply do not care or do not understand. Even after I politely suggest that they are breaking laws by asking for that service, they still come back with " well anyways will you do blank?" Now keep in mind YOU as a business owner is not breaking laws by saying yes, but I as many others here would rather not have our Gent's criminal in anyway. Lyla's regulations will not allow you to sell those types of services as the site wants to remain legal, ( as per 3rd party involvement ) For your piece of mind, always ask them to voice call you from the same number they txt you from. Never book threw email only, as a voice call will usually expel the fishers and unwanted types. I have a 3-4 txt method, if you still have questions you must voice call from a real number that I can confirm is real, such as a call back method or reverse look up. You may also want to add to your ad, that NO EXPLIT TALK is welcomed nor encouraged, and this could terminate any future engagements. (Like a disclaimer. ) A web site is great to have. I find it cuts out a lot of unnecessary back and forth txt. List your services for time spent, add a good variety of photos and your booking protocols. So you can always just say " pleaser refer to my site for all your questions, also pictures for you to enjoy" Best of luck! P.S. Hang in there and the bothersome ones will eventually move on. The great thing is if we all stick together on this, these less desirable enquiries will eventually learn they are not getting the ladies they were hoping to meet unless they change their approach.

I have had clients travel a few hours to Ottawa because they specifically wanted to see me. I won't mention any names, but let's just say the (mostly lyla members) who traveled 1-3 hours to see me, have been the more reliable and pleasant gents I have encountered. So that tells me that if someone has a desire to see who they want to see, they will make the effort. And to me, that is true compliment. I am always open to travelling to seeing a gent who is outside the greater Ottawa-Gatineau area as long as I can verify his location and he agrees to a my out hour rate plus travel. I receive at least two to three requests a month to travel to locations an hour or more from Ottawa but often have to decline because I cannot verify their location or they are not willing to compensate my travel time. Sorry, but if it's going to take me a hour to travel to Cornwall for example, and see you for a hour (minimum) and have to spend an hour travelling back, that is 3 hours of my time. I cannot do that for my regular chez vous one hour rate. If a lady has to spend more than 30 minutes to travel to see a client, I do not think it's unreasonable to expect a surcharge for travel time. Also, it is very tacky for a gent to expect a lady to discount her rate because he has to travel to her. I have heard "it's going to take me a hour to travel to you, so can you cut me a deal?". It doesn't happen often to me, but the issue has come up.

You're probably not the least bit impressed when I tell you I am coming from Whitby (to Etobicoke) to see you then. Did I ever mention that I mean Whitby England? No, I probably left out that part... ;)

Got to LOVE Monte Python! Decided, like many before me, this song will be played as the 6 carry me out to the hearse. So to my friends and those who have followed this journey over the past 2 years, the journey is basically at an end. I am getting moved to Kitchener area on Friday to a respite facility where the pain will be medicated stronger than can be done at home. My memory took a rapid turn for the worse on the weekend, and I passed out from pain a couple of times. Probably have no more than 10 - 20 days max before my ashes go onto the driveway....I mean golf course! KW is closer to most of the family and it will make it easier on them. I have had a lucid day and a half, where I sent personalized notes of thanx to some of the very special people I have met, had decidedly naughty conversations with and with those who I have not been able to visit. I am sure I have missed quite a few, and I apologize to them. sigh, so many camel toes and just not enough time!!!!! I have sent a note to organ transplant folks to use my tongue in case anyone wants it. I want to thank you all again for all for the notes and emails sent, it helped me get through the shitty days and I really appreciated it. If I am not too drugged tonight, I will try and get on chat. After Friday, if you want to chat, please send me a note to the gmail address, as it may be more discrete for me to look at. So I will not be attending the next Cerb Spring Social, but I hope you all have naughty fun, end up laughing at all the stupid things I have said and done, and end up with mighty hangovers!!! As previously stated either my brother or a very good friend of mine will come on and let you know how far I got. I will get to the Super Bowl, but not the Masters! Have a shot at the bar in my memory! And when you hear Monty Python being played, smile and think of me. See you on the other side. Peace Tom TheLiquor

I'm sorry you are having this experience. I've noticed the opposite effect. I shut them down the moment they cross the line. So maybe because I have zero tolerance for crude behavior is why I've noticed a drop in these types of behaviours. I have a one strike policy. I do reply along the lines of "are you aware of the changes in the law?" This typically changes their attitude quickly. If they continue, I ignore them and if necessary, I block them. There will always be those that want more pictures. Depending on my mood, I either send them an already published picture or direct them to where my pictures are. I don't give more then I'm comfortable sharing. Hope this helps.

I'm a fan of organic spices and berries (both have huge ORAC ratings, if that's of any use to you). Ginger sure as hell keeps my poor, over-worked joints from seizing up. Fish/cod liver oil as mentioned before. A teaspoon of freshly grated as-local-as-possible (I won't eat a damn thing from China if I can help it) garlic twice a day (morning and night); keeps the pests away, both microbial and human. Organic red wine of course (heh heh, I love me my resveratrol...that's my excuse anyway). A bit of dark Peruvian chocolate every day keeps me from getting too grumpy. Hopefully this counteracts the effects of a few cigs a day lol (yes, I'm a man of contradiction, but I'm trying to quit...fightin' the urge, fightin' the urge!....but on the other hand, if I lived in a smoggy city like Bejing or Mexico City I'd be breathing in lots of toxic shit anyway...hmmmm). People around me are dropping off like flies, but I'm still standing (I know I've been exposed, as I get bit of chill or body ache, but so far no flu to speak of!), so something seems to be working. Whenever I get a scratchy throat, local unpasteurized honey cures it! Bread is bad; bad, bad, bad. I didn't have my damn 'wheat-belly' until I went off my gluten-free diet. Grrrr. Oh, and Vitamin V when the need arises! :P I haven't found anything yet which works for being fcuked-in-the-head though. :D Agreed. But I'm not trying to live to 100; I'm just trying to preserve my quality of life until the big day comes. There's no doubt that silver has antiseptic qualities and I'd have no reservations about using it topically, but yeah, ingesting it is a different thing altogether. PubMed is a great resource. For instance, do a search on "curcumin". http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed Papa Smurf! Papa Smurf!!!!!!! I'd like to take him to the "I buy gold and silver" pawn shop!

Although some men can look great with a beard, as I have a sensitive skin, a tender or a passionate cheek to cheek always gives me a rash, unfortunately. As for genitals, whether it being mine or a gentleman's, I prefer them shaved, it is more pleasant. But this general rule can meet exceptions, of course ;-)

Vibe is a great spa, and its even better for me because I live in the east end of the city, and its tough for me to travel to other parts of the city. Ive seen Khloexoxox a lot, I've even written a couple of recos about her (don't know why only 1 other person has as well, there should be more) ive also seen Skylar with Khloe for a duo, and it was awesome. I strongly recommend trying it out. you'll have a good time, and plenty of ladies to choose from too.

Pencil me in peeps. I will stop at ALO and pay when I pass through town in a few days. Yeah Baby Yeahhhhhhhhhh.

one more thing. For the price of 9 lap dances which will probably last about half an hour. And you will get some time to spend with a lovely naked woman, who may let you touch her. Probably not kiss you. If you are lucky you may get a bit more :) But for the same price at CMJ you get an hour of pure heaven :) Beautiful women, sexy hot showers, great massage. fully naked woman. Most likely kissing and cuddling. Great body slides, conversation. Sometimes more, sometimes less, depending on her limitations and your chemistry together. But most times you will leave more then happy :). You can even start with a lap dance to start. A wide variety of gorgeous girls, all of which are different and offer different styles of entertainment. Since I started seeing MA's, I rarely go to strip clubs anymore. I think most of us MA addicts feel the same way :)

Its a little premature to start a countdown. To organise a quality event, we need to sell 30 gent tickets and we are not there yet. Here is an update on sales as of this morning. Ladies tickets: 27 already paid for. 5 ladies have made arrangements for payment for a total of 32 tickets! Note that some ladies have posted on the thread that they were attending but haven't contacted Alexxandria or myself for payment. If there are any ladies wishing to attend please get in touch soonest as once we reach 35 ladies ticket sold, we will be starting a stby list till the gents catch up on ticket sales. Gent tickets: 11 already paid for. 9 gents have made arrangements to either pay cash at ALO or meet me soon. Total 20 tickets. Note that 3 gents have contacted me to get my addy for e-transfer, however I have heard nothing since. An update to know if you still want those tickets would be much appreciated. Therefore we need to sell/confirm sale of 10 more gent tickets to officially make the event a GO! VIP tickets are sold out. We have started a stby list for those as we may get cancellations or we will look at additional transportation should there be enough interest. Have a great weekend everyone, and keep peaking at this thread for periodic updates!!! Thanks! Alexxandria & loneskater!

I have clients who travel from all over BC and AB to see me because I specialize in therapy for ED. Some have told me they've driven 6 - 8 hours for their appointment!

My terrible admission: I have a very strong sexual desire for Rick Mercer and Rowan Atkinson. Phew, I feel much better now! What's YOUR secret, abnormal crush?? Happy Sunday :) xoxoxoo Cara

IMPORTANT: In 30 days we are changing the PRIVATE PROFILE abilities. Council has decided to REMOVE that feature as it is being abused so ALL profiles will before PUBLICLY VIEWED. No bad apples can hide behind private profiles this way. Unfortunately those of you who use this feature to hide from stalkers and such will loose the ability. Because of this we are not making the change instantly instead we are giving everyone a 30 day notice.

Finally, a real winter storm! Gather yer firewood, fill yer gas cans, gather yer provisions and more importantly yer booze and tobacco, prep all yer preps! Hopefully the power goes out for days! I live for this! Bring the grid crashing down! Back to yer basics I say, back to when gold and lead ruled the day! (sorry, born in the wrong century I guess)

Looking at the Kama Sutra, it seems to me that I would need to be an accomplished Cirque du Soleil contortionist to be able to go through the majority of the positions! I can be adventurous in intimacy, but I think that too much sophistication can kill the mood... What about you? Is the Kama Sutra a dream goal of yours, or simply an ancient illustrated erotic book that should stay on the shelf of a library? Or maybe you already know it by heart, and this Sanskrit literature holds no more secret for you?

The Prisoner Theme Song https://www.youtube.com/watch?x-yt-cl=84503534&x-yt-ts=1421914688&v=xuf0eLJ7-wk A reminder to never let anyone, nor any authority, mess with your personal sovereignty. A reminder to always question fools rules and flawed laws. A reminder that your life is your own!

She certainly gets around doesn't she? ;)

ya I noticed it too, cant wait!!!

Hey Guys, Just noticed they have posted info on the next party!! Friday the 13th of February. Sounds like the perfect time to meet some more of the CMJ Beauties! Count me in, Izzy

If you are looking for a lady who is more than just beautiful, but stunning and refined, one who will capture you with her charm and sensuality while engaging with intelligent and witty conversation...Then look no further. I'm Emily. I have a slender figure with long flowing red hair, sparkling green eyes and a smile that will brighten your day. I am well educated, a great conversationalist and a companion by choice. I am sincere, honest, trustworthy and loyal. Being genuine and down to earth adds to my appeal. I am well-manicured and the perfect escape for any time of the day. When you first meet me you will find the true natural beauty you have been looking for. Elegant, sexy and sophisticated on the outside; with a warm, friendly sweet sincere woman beneath. I enjoy taking my time and sharing some laughter while getting to know you. A date with me is always an unrushed and unforgettable experience. I will be visiting: Saint John, February 10th & 11th. Encounters are possible at a private and discreet uptown location. I am happy to arrange our encounter in advance, as short notice does not work for me. Take a moment and get to know me better on my website http://www.emilyrushton.com Wanting to make that escape a reality, I can be reached via email [email protected] I look forward to hearing from you Xoxo Emily

To me it would really depend on if I truly want and desire to see the companion that I would be willing to do so. I think in my situation, I wouldn't travel farther than Toronto. So roughly 4 hours.

Hosting in Moncton on Wednesday late morning until Thursday late morning. I could also be persuaded to stick around all day Thursday hehe. Beautiful brunette whos naturally busty and loves what she does! Contact for more info :)

Driven to Toronto and Montreal to see a specific someone to have a session with, well more than one person lol... But that would be my limit... If I happen to be in a city with someone I want to see then I would arrange something.

Excellent place, highly recommended. Be honest-tell them its your 1st time. Look thru pics of ladies carefully to pick one who appeals most to you. Note you have a shower 1st with your lady so you are both squeeky clean. You'll be amazed at how down to earth the ladies are.

I would see you anywhere.

I never had a beard always clean shaven. There are a lot of guys that beards suit them and when groomed properly look good.. Downstairs there is no hair. There are a few ladies out there that have seen me. I have no interest in hair down there. Without it everything feels so much better. That's where my name shaved came from..

Good afternoon, Thank you for a lovely visit in one of my favourite cities. It was great to enjoy the fantastic delights that make Halifax such an amazing place. See you next month xoxo Emily

I would be honoured if you would give me the opportunity to spend some "quality" time with you. "quality" can be replaced with a word of your choosing :bddog: I am a petite blonde with blue eyes and a meeting with me will not leave you disappointed. I aim to please. I am a creature of change and that makes me very adaptable to any situation or encounter that you may fancy. I have an open mind and crave the soft sensual touch of a massage as well as something a bit more raw. :whip: My current living circumstances don't allow me to typically host, though arrangements can be made for the right circumstance. If you have somewhere in mind where we could meet for an unforgettable rendez-vous, I would love to hear from you. I hope to hear from you soon so we can shake off these winter blues! PM for more details.

Good choice OD ..... Vagyla has a nice look to it, pleasant to wrap your tongue around...but I suppose we could tweak it a bit ? ;)

Try standing on your head for 5 min. All the blood will rush from your dick to your brain, where it should be and you will become un-wooded. Never tried this myself but it should work.

I have a question. What if someone THINKS you had something to do with the laws, but you didn't. She outed you, then it comes out YOU have nothing to do with the laws. You've been outed, the damage is done. She says sorry, I thought you were someone else. So now, do you feel the same way?

Not entirely sure. Haven't seen any ads on BP for awhile or in general. Hopefully someone can shed some light on this.

It is not OK, but that is more about proper protocol rather than legality. Solicitation laws have only ever been in relation to outdoor work/workers because it had only ever been about public solicitation. In fact, isn't that one of the laws the SCC overturned, so in fact this is actually now legal for the sp? But in general, it isn't really considered a good business practise to contact clients, or potential clients. If they are interested, if they have the time, if they have the $$ at that time, that is when they contact sps.

OK OK I'm slow but take a hint LOL So the envelopes please Would this or this or this or something along these lines Save me from a a$$ kicking Do I lose my man card for knowing about such stores LOL And have I redeemed myself now LOL RG

Max so far is 5k I like to support the local ladies + I won't get lost on my way to visit them!

Typically I see girls in the city I work in which is 1 to 1 1/2 hours from home. However, I work in the city and I try to arrange to see the gals after work in the downtown core and they are typically about a 20 minute street car or subway ride away (but usually I walk which takes maybe 30 minutes). I have varied work hours and when I see gals after work my wife never notices anything unusual. I have on two occasions when my wife was on a business trip (a training session), I drove to Toronto on a weekend to visit a lady which took me about an hour and a half (car, subway) to get there and another hour and a half to get home (so I was gone for about 4 hours). On one of these occasion I had to pay for parking with a credit card (silly me), but fortunately my wife never asked me about the parking charge. At other times I've travelled 2 hours out of my way to visit a woman in Nevada (at the Shady Lady Ranch), and then drove back to Vegas through death valley to explain my trip to Beatty to my wife. I've also seen woman in Australia and Austria but I was there for a conference and the venue was within walking distance of my hotel (20 or 30 minute walk). So how far?... typically a 30 minute walk off my route home or from my conference hotel, but I have traveled for up to 2 hours out of my way to see a lady. Additional Comments: I once seriously considered driving from Portland Oregon to Beatty Nevada (860 miles) to see Veronica at the Shady Lady Ranch again... but I decide to see Crater Lake instead.

I would love to find some lips like Andis Valentino has!

I have a couple of regulars who come in from Chilliwack, which is probably the furthest driving distance. I used to see someone out of Hope who did his banking in the GVRD so would come in once a month or so. Other than that, a couple of people get on ferries to come to town, as well as cross the USA/Canada border of course, which probably takes longer than some ferry or driving times.

I will travel across the country to see someone that interests me. I will combine the visit to th lady with a trip to somewhere I want to visit however. Being retired and being able to fly my own plane across the country helps in this regard.

Any info on her would be great. thanks http://halifax.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-pics-100-real-sexy-exotic-blonde-tight-model-attractions/1984836 Additional Comments: Just found this... Guess she's bad news. http://halifax.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-pics-100-real-sexy-exotic-blonde-tight-model-attractions-22/2044308

I would like to believe that I have received enough positive feedback by this point that with the understanding that we all have our off days and that certain personalities click and others just don't that I am on a definiate you just gotta try me out and see what you think list! I can tell you that I am not for everyone people either love me or they completely hate me there are not to many in between folks. I am super chill I don't judge people for their choices or orientation. I am everything from mom to adult babies, to dom ball buster, trampler, Proud bisexual explorer of all fetishes sexes freaky or odd open to it all never judgmental ALWAYS SAFE lotsa love for the opposite sex and the same and everyone in between! I simply love to fuck

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