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Almost lucid Pain is masked Did not fall over or faint when goin to the bathroom Thinking of my friends on Cerb Play lots Play safe Drink single malt Look for great camel toes Peace

As I have never met you, but feel I know you, through reading your posts on here, I am both saddened and uplifted by what I have read. You have made me laugh, tear up, smile from ear to ear, cry. All in simple words. I wish I had met you, as I would love to put a face to the name and hear some of those words for real. You are witty, concise, elusive, vague and completely out there with charm ;-) Single malt is my favorite passion. Tonight I will raise a glass of my very rare Dalwhinnie 1966 18 year old single malt in my beautiful Edinburgh crystal single malt scotch glass, and I will have a splash of water from the water thimble that goes with it. I share this single malt with only the closest of friends, as it is so rare. You, my friend, are included in that very small circle. I would definitely share this with you. :) I hope that you are comfortable and are not chasing all of the ladies there! Blessings to you, and I shall keep reading. Smiles, kisses and love Raven

Could these questions be put in this thread...http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=176753 I find that the more ranting about 'guys' in this business, they tend to ignore those that keep piling on about 'guys' and what they do incorrectly. Those other 'guys' (I like to call them gentlemen) continue to behave the way they are suppose too, and rarely do we see,read great comments about the WAY we are suppose to act in a thread, but to each their own.I'm not looking for kudo's, I'm saying these threads only stir negativity all the time within the business. It IS part of the business, has been for a great many years,behaviors do not change, where you have the tire kickers,no shows, and those other 'guys' see these threads who unfortunately get lumped into these threads,probably,possibly, are like myself, find it very tiresome at times, although it IS part of business. My nickel on this.

I just wanted to post a quick follow up and thank you. The transplant was an absolute success and my former kidney is hard at work in its new home. The incision was only 6cm (the length of my pinky finger) and really, it's nothing. We are both recovering well and my recipient is enjoying his new life free from dialysis. Thank you to everyone who posted words of encouragement for me. Sincerely, Megan

Dear regular clients, during this difficult political time and dark winter period: You are appreciated, you are wonderful, you are loved. As much as we are separated by professional barriers, as much as we are not allowed to spend time together, as much as we are both brave enough to defy social norms, you are wonderful. Thanks for sticking by us, thanks for not giving up on the whole deal, and thanks for helping me through an arid winter. We need you as you need us. Thank you.

I don't even wonder anymore why some men or anyone for that matter as to why they do what they do. Especially in this business. If I constantly wondered, I'd go crazy. I don't even believe in really wanting to know "why" because it doesn't affect me. And I don't let it get to the point where it will affect me. Call me ignorant I guess. I'm living in my own little world. lol. I look at it this way, if someone says for example they're going to call and they don't, I don't bother. Their loss. I was no showed recently and was expecting a confirmation call and didn't get it so I rolled over and went back to sleep. Because I couldn't give a s**t, another client was calling me an hour later anyways and we had a great time. My feeling was it wasn't going to happen anyways. I'm very good with my sixth sense that way. No flies off my back because people are responsible for themselves. I wasn't getting ready anyways until I heard from them an hour before so who cares. I'm responsible for myself and if someone doesn't do something, that's their problem. The universe provides me with other clients who want to come see me. I can't even be bothered to get mad or upset at why people do things. I never count on clients until they have met me behind closed doors and all is well. Life happens and I can only depend on myself. Doing so, serves me well. Becoming ornery about it for me is just a waste of time. I've learned to focus my attention elsewhere. Never expect a person to meet your expectations. They never will in most cases or how one envisions it. If people want to be fools and say and do things and don't rise to the occasion, let them be. It's no reflection on the other person they say it to. It's within themselves. Sorry if this didn't answer your question Christy but I thought I'd give my nickel's worth on the subject. We never fully understand other people's reasoning for what they do and for me personally, I don't even want to understand why. Like Il Re, "Who gives a shit" has changed my outlook on a lot of things like why people behave the way they do. I live in more of a state of ignorant bliss where I'm happy and happy with myself. It's their problem, not yours.

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Really it's not a client versus companion thing. Some guys do it, some guys don't But some ladies do negative things too. Quick examples (not hypothetical real) -steal from clients (had it happen to me) -steal other lady's photos and put them on their own website -plagiarise ad titles and ad content -threaten to blacklist a client, well me, because he's late (happened to me, I did call her, saying I would be late...btw the reason, police closed the 401) I tipped her for having to wait, which I would have done anyway, but the tip smaller because of her threat and no recommendation and no repeat. -tell a guy "great now I can buy groceries" (spoils the mood) -show up late, then start talking about getting a recommendation, after all that's why she joined CERB -keep hinting she wants dinner These are just a few true examples I know of But they are very few and far between...maybe I'm getting better at who to call for a date And instead of focusing on those few from my experience, I focus on the majority. Those ladies that, well the companionship they provided and provide has an intangible value far exceeding the donation they asked for. And even the poor encounters, well they have one positive thing going for them...they make me appreciate, really appreciate the GREAT ENCOUNTERS I've had with the true professional companions So if anything, focus on your good clients, not the bad ones. I know while I remember the bad dates, it's the good dates I focus on and have memories of A rambling from a glass half full type of guy RG

Hi nntsci: I do not do business with escort agencies at all, but I would think it should be business as usual and they are just trying to avoid problems advertising sexual services. IMLO, they will not get busted any more now than in the past. Nothing will change. In fact, the agency is doing you a favour. The only time you'd get into trouble is if you meet an undercover police officer. So as long as the agency is reputable, I think you are safe. The fact remains that everyone involved should simply go with the idea that they are buying, or making a donation for, time and companionship. Chatting and smiling. Laughing and discussing world issues. And if the lady decides she is willing to go beyond that (surely because you are soooo cute and she likes you so much), then that is something between consenting adults. I am not saying anything you haven't already heard. I just wouldn't be alarmed by the changes to websites. I get that it sucks for those of you that like the nude pictures and a set menu in advance, like in the old days. But we must evolve as a species and nature will find a way, n'est-ce pas?

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Dearest Ladies and Gentlemen, I was out to dinner with a very close friend this past March when she received a phone call from her young adult son. She was shocked to hear that he was in kidney failure and rushed to the hospital. He was immediately put on dialysis and diagnosed with end-stage renal disease. His kidneys were functioning at 5%. While the dialysis is saving his life in the meantime, his quality of life is greatly reduced as is his life expectancy. He has had to leave his job and must be at the hospital for 5 hours 3x a week. There are no vacations from dialysis. He is on the waiting list to receive a kidney transplant from a deceased donor. He has been told that the wait in Ontario can be 5-10 years. In order to maximize his life expectancy and improve the quality of his life, it's important to get a transplant as soon as possible. While the kidney of a deceased donor is a wonderful gift, the kidney of a living donor both works better and lasts longer. His mother was screened to be a kidney donor and does not qualify. At this time, he has no one who is both willing and qualified to donate. At the beginning of April, I offered my kidney. I passed the initial screening over the phone, and filled out the initial paperwork. Everything looked great and I was sent for bloodwork to determine if I'm a match. I AM!!!! I've now filing out stage 2 paperwork and will have to go for numerous tests to make sure that I am in perfect health. While it's not yet for sure that I can donate, as I "pass" each step, it feels more and more real that I could be in surgery this coming winter to have a kidney removed! I've done extensive research and am not nervous about the actual surgery. I will likely be out of it for a month or two, but that's something I can deal with. I have no children and as of January 2015, I will be done my coursework for my Master's and will need only to work on my thesis. This makes it easy to take a month or so off. I just need to work hard in advance :) What does worry me a bit is that I will have a scar after the surgery. I love my work as an erotic massage provider and I want to continue for many years to come. I've thought about it extensively and I am confident I will be able to continue offering my services and gain clientele. Most of my clients are looking for an experience of intimacy and connection with an attractive real woman, not an inhumanly perfect sex toy. My tummy is also usually pressed up against my clients during bodyslides and play. The scar isn't something I would be ashamed of. I would still wear bikinis and display my scar proudly in my photos. The only concern I would have is my privacy. I like to keep my Megan website and advertising such that if someone who knows me "in real life" came across my website, they wouldn't know it's me. In fact, I'm a tiny bit nervous posting this because my family knows that I am being screened as a donor. I've posted a couple photos of scars below so you can see what it will look like. Fortunately they now remove kidneys laparoscopically which reduces scarring and speeds healing. Gentlemen: How do you feel about seeing ladies with scars, stretch marks, etc. ? Ladies - How do you feel about working with scars, stretch marks, etc. ? Please feel free to contact me privately if you would rather discuss off the board. Thanks in advance, Megan

IMPORTANT: In 30 days we are changing the PRIVATE PROFILE abilities. Council has decided to REMOVE that feature as it is being abused so ALL profiles will before PUBLICLY VIEWED. No bad apples can hide behind private profiles this way. Unfortunately those of you who use this feature to hide from stalkers and such will loose the ability. Because of this we are not making the change instantly instead we are giving everyone a 30 day notice.

Hmmm phantom bookers eh? You say good clients do it to, not sure if there good clients. If you book and something comes up and you let your date know asap (good client , good companion). If you don't make any effort to let the other party know (jerk face, bad client, bad companion). I'd even call that person a thief! If a companion no showed me, waste of my time = money. If I no show, my date receives no donation from me or the person that could have replaced me. Looks like the people participating here though are probably not the people that need to read it Everyone should do there best not to be a jerkface. Besides if that is common practice for someone I'm sure your reputation will catch up....

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I won't try to answer all of the questions...but a couple I think I can provide some explanation (my opinion of course). As for clients saying that the session was great and then not reco'ing, I think it is probably safe to assume that they are not telling the truth. Most guys (probably women also) are not comfortable providing negative feedback in person, so even if the session was not great will probably say "that was great and I look forward to seeing you again"...even if they have no intention. Agree that the correct thing to do would be to say nothing in that situation, but I think most people want to say it was great even if they think otherwise. Has a client ever said at the conclusion of a session "you know, that was quite ordinary and I don't think I will ever see you again", I would imagine very few would have that intestinal fortitude even though that could be what they are thinking. The other one I was going to comment on is the make arrangements then go radio silent and no show. This is a sad reality on both sides of this industry, I know there are clients that do this and companions also. Unfortunately there are inconsiderate people out there and the anonymity of this business allows both clients and companions to be inconsiderate with some amount of immunity. Best we can do as clients is share with each other which companions do this and for companions the best you can do is share with each other which clients do this (presumably in the Companion only area).

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Start with this base line, then you will not be disappointed or pissed off when they truly are jerks, and happy when they are not jerks T

Why do you ask so many questions? lol Cristy. lol I think there are plenty of explanations for all those questions but I would venture to say that its just a condition of participating in this business. A guys attention span is sometimes limited to the next shiny object we see. When a new on comes along we chase that and forget about the last. The ladies contribute too because they make themselves irresistible so unless you limit your browsing and communication to one or 2 ladies its like going to the liquor store and being allowed to have any bottle of wine for free but you can only pick one. You're gonna check out quite a few and even put a couple in the cart and then put them back. Its hard to decide. Then you swear its the best wine you ever had but if the offer is repeated the next week we'll repeat the process pick something different. The anonymous nature of the business has to contribute as well. If Henry stiffs you on a deco no one will care and no one know who Henry is anyway. And sometimes its just hard to make schedules work. When you want to see the lady she's busy and when she's waiting the guy can't make it. I'm not making any excuses here either. Maybe there's a few ladies out there that think your post was about me.

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making my 1000th post!! :) ooooooooo look at the pretty lil crown I'm wearing now ... hehe :)

A regular client is just one half of a great relationship between two people who have found a connection on some level that works for both of them. During this current legal environment that we all find ourselves in I am sure that most of the ladies in this business very much appreciate the regular clients who come to see them but in my opinion us regular clients are even more grateful for these regular repeat engagements with the amazing ladies we see because it is dramatically reducing the risk for us and allowing us to continue in a hobby that we enjoy so very much. Just my Opinion Sent from my Passport using Tapatalk

Yes, you paid for TIME & COMPANIONSHIP. This self-entitlement really irks me. You pay a woman for an hour of her time, she owes u nothing beyond that by the way. If you're gonna start asking around who can perform XYZ for an hour straight, well... keep in mind the government has labeled the purchasing of sex (and communication for the purpose of) a crime so you might wanna tread a little more carefully with that. And, please enlighten me... How exactly will you react when a woman's energy and stamina do not meet your requirements? Will your self-entitlement pop up and demand she continue? (sounds lilke rape) Will you become abusive in any way? (sounds violent) Will you suddenly take back the $ you gave her, even though she kept her end of the bargain by offering you her TIME & COMPANIONSHIP? (sounds like a robbery) I hope you now realize the foolishness in saying "We paid, didn't we?" (I took the liberty of correcting the grammar) This is a type of client-attitude that does not belong in this forum. This is a type of client-attitude that leads to some women being forced into things they did not want to participate in, which last I checked was the pure definition of RAPE. Men who have this attitude make me extraordinarily worried for some of the women in this industry, the ones who's knuckle sandwiches wouldn't be nearly as terrifying as mine, the ones who are easily intimidated... tsk tsk tsk... /endrant

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It's unfortunate that this business is so one-sided. We put alot of pressure on the men to be perfect. I'm sure if the situation were reversed, female clients would exhibit bad behaviour too. Overall, the great guys FAR outweigh the crappy guys. If someone frustrates you so much, perhaps write them an email? I've found (and matured) over the years that if you let nothing in this business frustrate you for more than 30 seconds, you're golden, and more open to the good guys out there.

Dear OP Aquatouch: If you are bored, please contact one of the fine ladies on cerb. Some hot ladies even responded to this thread... why not call them up and let them rock your world? :icon_biggrin:

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She posted an ad up on kingdom99 on Monday. http://kingdom99.com/crystalx It says available this week 10am to 6pm Happy hobbying fellas

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me too. I think ive only had to cancel at the last minute once since being in this hobby. its not fair to the lady that you book, and not show up at all, and some do it on purpose. that's not my style at all. if im going to be late, I would certainly let you know as much in advance as possible. I used to book my pm only for quite sometime, because I didn't have a cell phone. or I would call to book. now I have a cell, so like most people do, I text

Cristy if I made an appointment with you I would definitely show.. No if's and's or but's.. LOL

So happy to see you post today:) For God's sake, do fall down and sprain that talented tongue of yours!! You may need it on the other side too! For real tho, glad to see your comfortable and not in too much pain! Love ya.

Congrats Jessica, keep them coming!

I just came back from the hospital the other day and have to take a week or 4 off. So in my total bordom im pming my friends on here driving the completly crazy. Also replying to any thread I might relate too . My spelling is horible so please be understanding and kind. I'm looking for new friends and hope to learn something along the way. Yes very bored...but theres no place I would rather be than here.

I play freecell. Years back I worked with a lady that told me every game was winnable. She taught me how to play. She started at game one and would win that and on to game two. Every day she would get closer and closer to the end. She did in 2008 and never got to the end. To this day I play 20 or so games of it each day and omg I sure think of my friend. She was a very special lady. Every day we would email back and forth many many times. At her funeral I net her other friend who was a lady and turns out she also emailed our mutual friend every day all the time. Sharing bits and pieces of each others lives and helping support each other. Well we got to talking and sure enough started to carry on the email exchange but this time between each other. I have been through 3 child births and two divorces with her and she has been through the birth of 2 children and 3 marriages with me. We see each other maybe once every 2-3 years but exchange emails daily

I was eating fake crabmeat once and my ex's cat seemed to love it, so I gave it all it could eat. Not much later, it had a huge amount of pink diarrhea everywhere. I played innocent and said, "It's your cat!" :P

Congratulations Jessica! Looking forward to another 1000!

Just saw her. I liked her.

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Wow! Talk about putting the juiceman through the juicer for something that was poorly phrased. I might not be Einstein but I understood what he meant and it certainly does not equal to violence and rape! Furthermore, I think words like "rape" should be used with a lot more consideration for their meaning and not just thrown around to make a point.

First I must say thank you Carlosage, I had missed this thread and wasn't aware of your choices:) To answer your questions and speaking from a loners, woman's and companions point of view, yes we get lonely and one shouldn't be ashamed to admit it. I believe human beings need to be nurtured, interactive, touched and feel loved most of all. To know there is someone on this planet that has their best interests at heart. Without any of that it can be a very lonely place. Interaction with another person can certainly help appease loneliness, even when and especially if, that person is a stranger. Everyone's needs are unique. Everyone's loneliness is different. For some, seeing a paid companion could most certainly help. Paid companionship can be very fulfilling, it satisfies my lonely times. My loneliness comes from a need of male attention, and a need to be very open with someone, to be able to express the side of me I feel the need to hide from those I interact with daily. It's nice to share time with someone who wants to have fun, to meet someone new, to feel no pressures, to just let go without judgement or commitment. For a gentleman I think it's a wonderful opportunity as many of the ladies in this profession are so nurturing, non-judgemental, giving, caring human beings, part time therapists actually:) Who truly want to make another human being feel good while in their company. Now some may require more than this, they may need this on a continuing basis, a full time monogamous relationship, so seeing a companion may make feeling lonely, "lonelier" as they might continue to crave that attention. Only you know if this would work for you. We all have our own answers sometimes we just aren't asking ourselves the right questions. To answer your other question about divulging your "secret", should you fulfill it. That again is a decision only you can make. We all share what we want others to know and we all have to be our own judges as to how much that should be. Take the opinions of others lightly, listen but don't let what someone else thinks or does form yours, only you knows what is best for you. Sometimes you just have to take more time to think on it to gain your answer. As far as worrying about contracting something, you're as likely to with any human being that you become intimate with. Being in a particular profession doesn't make someone more likely to be a carrier. It's responsible to be concerned. It's irresponsible to be judgemental, just do your research:) and be happy:) you'll know in time what is best for you.

I was told once when visiting a well known lady on this board that the best plan is not to have a plan

I firstly try to make the Lady I'm with comfortable and me too. I take my time I treat the Lady well first I try to look after her/their needs first, especially if I've been with the Lady before.. Not all Ladies are the same.. I don't ask the Lady "did you last the hour" or did you, you know what.. I know it will happen for me I never worry...

Nothing. What you and your/ his/her/each other does within their time is up to one another, and should be clarified between one another. What might be wrong is discussing it now, openly:)

When seeing an escort/companion you are paying her for her time, not to play with juicemen or to have stamina tested. I just wanted to clarify.

I'm a fan of organic spices and berries (both have huge ORAC ratings, if that's of any use to you). Ginger sure as hell keeps my poor, over-worked joints from seizing up. Fish/cod liver oil as mentioned before. A teaspoon of freshly grated as-local-as-possible (I won't eat a damn thing from China if I can help it) garlic twice a day (morning and night); keeps the pests away, both microbial and human. Organic red wine of course (heh heh, I love me my resveratrol...that's my excuse anyway). A bit of dark Peruvian chocolate every day keeps me from getting too grumpy. Hopefully this counteracts the effects of a few cigs a day lol (yes, I'm a man of contradiction, but I'm trying to quit...fightin' the urge, fightin' the urge!....but on the other hand, if I lived in a smoggy city like Bejing or Mexico City I'd be breathing in lots of toxic shit anyway...hmmmm). People around me are dropping off like flies, but I'm still standing (I know I've been exposed, as I get bit of chill or body ache, but so far no flu to speak of!), so something seems to be working. Whenever I get a scratchy throat, local unpasteurized honey cures it! Bread is bad; bad, bad, bad. I didn't have my damn 'wheat-belly' until I went off my gluten-free diet. Grrrr. Oh, and Vitamin V when the need arises! :P I haven't found anything yet which works for being fcuked-in-the-head though. :D Agreed. But I'm not trying to live to 100; I'm just trying to preserve my quality of life until the big day comes. There's no doubt that silver has antiseptic qualities and I'd have no reservations about using it topically, but yeah, ingesting it is a different thing altogether. PubMed is a great resource. For instance, do a search on "curcumin". http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed Papa Smurf! Papa Smurf!!!!!!! I'd like to take him to the "I buy gold and silver" pawn shop!

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Scars and stretch marks do not detract from a womans beauty. Her strength and beauty comes from within. Scars can be a great icebreaker and conversation starter. Wear them with pride. You are about to do an amazing thing. You can always have the scars professionally airbrushed out of your pictures. To help maintain your privacy. I know some ladies on here that have their tattoos removed from their pictures. Hugs and kisses to you for giving this amazing gift.