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Tom wanted me to keep you in the loop, he lost hand eye coordination totally this morning, and his speech became very slurred. Told me to pass on he was not even drinking! Seems peaceful at the moment. Promised him I would post on his behalf when he succumbed to this vicious disease Charles

Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure this thread is nothing new but... Seeing so many fellow friends posting about loneliness and depression, I'm feeling lots of people are having the "blues" lately. So, I thought about bringing some positiveness in the atmosphere (like we say in french lol). So guys, what makes you happy ? Simple things, little things, random things.... Please share and let's spread more smiles and happiness around us :) Personally, I enjoy small things that always put a smile on my face like making other people happy, good time with friends, spending time with my dog, mountain retreats, funny movies, eating chocolate (lol), laughing, drawing/sketching, feeling the support of loved ones... and smiling, always ! What about you ? On this note, have a great, happy day ! ;) Eva xox

I used to feel as you do Amelia until I started meeting with some younger men-20-30, then my opinion changed. I think we all have to treat each potential client/business person as an individual and not a number, persay. There are younger guys that have more maturity than many older and vice versa.There are two many exceptions to the rule, so I've experienced. Just yesterday I had a fantastic meeting with a 25yr old, he was as respectable, mature and nice as anyone could hope, so... We all have preferences and different tastes but sometimes looking beyond them can bring lovely surprises:)

Well I like to live in the moment....... So right meowwww ...Hickory Sticks make me happy :) Cause I frickin love them and ..... that's all I have here to eat ;)

Spending some time with the lovely ladies of Cerb, having good health, helping a neighbor clear their driveway of snow, talking to my sister, telling a good joke and having the Patriots win the Super Bowel!

Easy one..... the thing in life that has always made me happy is my children... even when their is challenges which there always will be I know that they will also bring me amazing joy... peace and happiness. Nothing in this world makes me happier then to be their Dad. Sent from my Passport using Tapatalk

In case you missed this thread, negotiating of lyla ladies in only acceptable if she posts it is acceptable. http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=141558

Yeah the best way to avoid people negotiating, is to put "rates are firm", or something to that extent. If you don't have that in your ad, don't be surprised ro get people that want to negotiate. I worked in retail a few years ago and you wouldn't believe the amount of people that wanted to negotiate the price of products or a service, its just a part if the business world that you unfortunately have to get used to

Like Genevieve said, I'm also more of a giver... But if the right gentleman wants to learn what I like and please me, why not ? It is always my greatest pleasure to be brought to high levels of pleasure and let myself go... ;) And a good, sensual massage is a very good start...

What makes me happy: The way the waitresses greet me at at my favorite diner (Dear, hun, love....) Hugs from a (female) friend for no reason My cat greeting me at the door when I come home When my relatives call out of the blue just to say "hello"

Nothing can bring a smile to my face any quicker than a dog, they are pure joy in a hairy package:) Soulfully speaking, being loved is the real meaning of happiness for me and I'm sure for many. When you know you are truly loved by someone then it's hard not to be happy. Laughter as well, I was at the gym yesterday and a couple of girls were laughing hysterically at something on their phone, the laughter was contagious, it made me happy. It is easy to find, smile, say something nice to someone, or do someone a favor. I guarantee in those you'll find happiness:) Or eat something yummy, food brings me happiness, lots of food:)

Sometimes, age becomes or can be unimportant, especially when the chemistry is there and there's a strong connection... have you ever felt that? This being said, I find that maturity, experience and wisdom are very attractive (in both men and women for me) ;)

At Red Lobster, the waitress was bringing plates for the waitress who took the order to the table next to us and she asked the patrons, "I have crabs", moment of silence, "who ordered crabs?".

Very interesting read. As a dancer, what gets my attention is eye contact and a smile. I will usually scan the room, and two or three gents will make eye contact. I will pick the one who look most inviting and go over. What makes a gent most inviting? One who looks happy to see me, a smiling and inviting demeanour. I will go sit down and chat, and can usually tell in the first five-seven minutes if he is receptive and wants to dance. He is smiling, engaged and flirty. A bit of small talk, then he usually asks me. If he asks me over then is faced away, or acting like he's doing me a favour by having me at the table, or acting like i need to impress/ convince him for a dance I simply get up and move on. I am paying to be at this club and have limited time, plus no one likes dealing with someone who is condescending, so I'd rather spend time with gentlemen who appreciate my efforts and want to enjoy me, not someone some power trip or make me "prove" myself to them... If someone has a bad attitude, its simply not worth the headache and they can keep their money for someone who's willing to play games. After all, the clubs are quite busy and there's lots of great gents who are more than happy and appreciative to enjoy my time and body! The palm wave I read in earlier post works well too, tipping her on stage and simply approaching her are all great ways to let her know your interested, very good suggestions...

I'm now in my sixties. When I was in my 30's I like women in there 20's and 30's. When I entered my 40's I liked them in their 20's, 30's and 40's. The biggest benefit of getting older has been that it has broadened my horizons as to the age of women I find attractive. I now find all age groups of women attractive in their own special way ;)

I've seen women of all ages, but the ones over 30 seem to the best experience. i've seen several in their 40's. They had better bodies then women in their 20's. But they were more experienced and relaxed in their sessions. They are more open and experienced. They know what they want and how to please a man. Some of the girls offer physical pleasure, but not the sensual and emotional pleasure that an older woman brings. But it depends on the maturity of the woman. I've met some girls that were very mature for their age and enjoy there work and went out of there way to please me. But in general older women seem to offer the type of experience and older gentleman like myself desires :)

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I first noticed Karma and Cleo's separate adds awhile ago, and noticed they were providing duo's. I've never had that experience and was obviously intrigued (have probably fantasied about it my whole life). These girls are great as a couple, right away you're put at ease by the way they interact and chat. They're into each other and they included me perfectly! Both girls have recommendations separately, and Cleo is a member of this site. Hardest part is telling which one is better... but I don't have too they're both fantastic!

I'm a petite brunette with beautiful brown eyes and a respectful, discreet and well-spoken woman who carries herself with class and is bubbly and knows have to have good fun :smile: I host at my clean, discreet, smoke/pet free and cozy place which is in Centretown West near Parkdale & Wellington. My schedule is somewhat flexible so the best way to book an appointment is to request the time and day more convenient for you and I'll do my best to accommodate. Please note I only see first time guests until 8PM. For more information visit my website and for booking or questions, PM me or e-mail me at [email protected] or a text message at 613-400-2722 I also have a member only site check it out ;) Isabella Gia

I am a 47 year old gentleman, and I find myself attracted to women in their mid 20's to late 40's. The attraction all depends on the ladies level of maturity. How she dresses, how she expresses herself, sound of her voice, conversations, etc, etc....

I just had one of the most awesome weekends ever with Julie from Juliebynight. She's new on the scene, a full figured girl with nice curves with a funny and witty personality. It was an amazing weekend and I can only describe it as mind blowing. She has one of the tightest and wettest I have ever had the pleasure of be introduced to. I highly recommend her and I will be definitely seeing her again... contact info Juliebynight.escortwebsite.com or [email protected] or text 630-6426

tried to set up appointment and was told "all new clients must watch my cam show first: http://newbrunswick.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/how-about-we-spice-things-up-a-bit-ready-willing-and-eager-to-please/1855026

I've been getting a fair amount of men trying to barter my rates lately, so I'm curious if this is happening to all the ladies in HRM? Mainly backpage men, however it's happening on a more frequent basis this year then ever before.. It's got me stumped, as to why.. Is it because I have a new Incall location, and am not seeing men out of hotels anymore or what?... I would appreciate any feedback. Kiss,kiss!

Got to LOVE Monte Python! Decided, like many before me, this song will be played as the 6 carry me out to the hearse. So to my friends and those who have followed this journey over the past 2 years, the journey is basically at an end. I am getting moved to Kitchener area on Friday to a respite facility where the pain will be medicated stronger than can be done at home. My memory took a rapid turn for the worse on the weekend, and I passed out from pain a couple of times. Probably have no more than 10 - 20 days max before my ashes go onto the driveway....I mean golf course! KW is closer to most of the family and it will make it easier on them. I have had a lucid day and a half, where I sent personalized notes of thanx to some of the very special people I have met, had decidedly naughty conversations with and with those who I have not been able to visit. I am sure I have missed quite a few, and I apologize to them. sigh, so many camel toes and just not enough time!!!!! I have sent a note to organ transplant folks to use my tongue in case anyone wants it. I want to thank you all again for all for the notes and emails sent, it helped me get through the shitty days and I really appreciated it. If I am not too drugged tonight, I will try and get on chat. After Friday, if you want to chat, please send me a note to the gmail address, as it may be more discrete for me to look at. So I will not be attending the next Cerb Spring Social, but I hope you all have naughty fun, end up laughing at all the stupid things I have said and done, and end up with mighty hangovers!!! As previously stated either my brother or a very good friend of mine will come on and let you know how far I got. I will get to the Super Bowl, but not the Masters! Have a shot at the bar in my memory! And when you hear Monty Python being played, smile and think of me. See you on the other side. Peace Tom TheLiquor

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For me, about February-time is when winter starts losing its charm, so looking at Eva's latest pics made me very happy! I don't know which is more enticing, the subject or the location! Ultimately, what makes me happy is freedom, as much freedom as I can squeeze from this increasingly clutching world.

Thank you Charles, very kind of you. Even in his darkest days he keeps his humor, so amazing. Hug him for me please. A stranger in the beginning, a friend in the end never did you turn away never did you bend even in your darkest days you'd reach out to say something nice, something funny in your own special way you typify a gentle man, you humble me so even amidst adversity and against a callous foe with humor as your weapon you gallantly fought never withering to pity or a depressing thought stay strong, be brave, I'm here for you friend forever, always and to the end.

There are many things that can make me happy. Off hand, I could think of in this hobby - when I see my favorite cerb ladies - when I give them a sensual massage and other treatment, and they say, baby, I love you and I love the way you please me - when my cerb ladies pamper me - when I receive a lovely message or email telling me they look forward to seeing me outside of this hobby - when I am cruising down a ski slope - when I am skating on the canal on a sunny day with my favorite lady - when I see a puppy running to me, kissing my face and then lying down for a tummy rub - when a cat rubs his/her body against my foot and meows softly

You can say as much as you want that negotiating is frowned upon in this industry but the reality is that a lot of women on this and other sites DO negotiate. So if most women I talk to are willing to negotiate, then it would make sense that I ask if I am chatting with a new lady. BUT I will say that when someone post "Rates are not negotiable" that means I don't bother asking. I respect what people put in their ads. This business is rarely black and white, the lines are blurred and circumstances change for everyone. As an example, what does it mean when someone says "all inclusive"? That has a different meaning from one lady to the next...

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I had an employee that had fallen and struck her head on some ice. The next day when she came to work I asked "how's your head", to which she responded "my boy friend has never complained". I'm told that I blushed.

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This is the one I'm currently using! I use it in cooking and baking, add it to my smoothies, use it as a moisturizer and hair treatment, and as a massage oil. It's great!

Ok tried coconut oil in making rice tonight. Nope. But I'm still game to try it as a lube. Hehe

my red ones with the extra holes for ventilation

I thought I had seen it at Costco before. So, recently I was there and looked for it intentionally. Here is what I found at the Costco on Merivale. [/img]

Gentleman, I will be in St. John next week. I am not looking for quanity, but quality. I provide the the girlfriend experience, or the sensual massage, or if you are more adventurous, some BDSM kinky fun. My male slave is with me all the time though. You could watch me play/hurt him, or have the two of you play together. I could also tie him to a chair and cuckhold him, while you get to enjoy me.

In my experience I prefer the more mature ladies for several reasons. When I say mature I mean 30 and up but in no way do I feel that's old. There 's the old saying that men grow more gracefully than women but I totally disagree with that. Just look at some of the beautiful ladies we have on Cerb who are 30 plus who are as sexy as any 20 something. More than physical attributes they are emotionally more fit to provide the utmost interest in their clients. My most memorable encounters have been with this age of conpanonsbip. This is not to say you can't find a less mature companion who has the same level of commitment buts its rare. My two cents

Yes Izzy. The girls of CMJ have a way about them, don't they? But some of the bigger questions will be... How will you deal with temptation once you have seen them all at the parties and had them in session? How will you choose one over another? How will you deal with being greeted at the door by one, and enslaved by another? How many times a week will you succumb (no dirty pun intended here) to temptation and book a session? Will your body be able to handle back to back sessions? Are you bold enough to entertain a trifecta or quadfecta? Will you pick a favorite, or a flavour of the month? Will you have the willpower not to fall for one of these amazing ladies? And to answer this thread... how the hell will you ever go back to a strip club again??????? I have spent much time pondering these very questions (and finding answers) this past year at CMJ. And it has been quite a ride...

As i younger man i tend to favour older sp's, the younger sps sometimes seem timid, and they usually dont have as much to offer. As for younger guys not having enough experience, you just haven't seen the right ones Amelia ;) Additional Comments: Also anybody else just noticed they blocked out the word y.o.u.n.g lol

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Someone broke into my brand new car last night....:( Im on the other side of the country and won't be home for 2 weeks.... So NOT impressed....

I just saw this. So sorry for your loss I lost my fur baby this morning. We had a great evening late last night. He was full of energy, had a great meal and when I went downstairs this morning he was gone. Slipped away in his sleep. Wondering who I will talk to everyday :(.

Almost lucid Pain is masked Did not fall over or faint when goin to the bathroom Thinking of my friends on Cerb Play lots Play safe Drink single malt Look for great camel toes Peace

When seeing an escort/companion you are paying her for her time, not to play with juicemen or to have stamina tested. I just wanted to clarify.

All you need to do is get their attention. They are there to make money, if you can in any way get them to notice you, like walk by them, stop, look directly at them and nod a hello, they will get the message. Or, if they're with a bunch of other girls (or guys for that matter) go right up to them, get close, get their attention and quietly say "when you get a minute, I'd like to see you, I'm sitting over.......wherever". She knows you're interested, will file you in the back of her mind and hook up with you as soon as she can. Remember, they are there to make money and yours is as good as anybody elses.

I am definitely much more of a giver, and that's true in every aspect of my life (personal and physical). I get my pleasure from giving pleasure :) Being on the receiving end and knowing that it's what turns on my partner feels amazingly good as well! I would not consider any less of a great encounter if the man would give me the honor to entirely take care of him throughout the session.

I find if you treat the dancer with respect you get more mileage out of them. I also find giving them a true compliment usually works also. Don't be phony. If yr not interested tell them no thank you.

Just so everyone here in NB knows, car dates are ILLEGAL in canada and therefore can not be discussed or advertised as available here on cerb. It seams a few ladies are offering this service and are receiving infractions here on cerb for mentioning it. Please DO NOT advertise or DISCUSS this (or anything associated with brothels, streetwalking, underage, public sexual encounters or solicitation in public) thank you.