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A fun filled day for lovers was nearly turned into something awful. Thankfully because of good work by our police, Rcmp and others an attempt to kill many in a public venue was foiled. http://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/n-s-police-say-they-ve-foiled-attempt-to-kill-people-in-a-public-place-1.2235864

I'd like to thank everyone who keeps the pleasure fires burning regardless of what someone else says is right or wrong. To all the ladies who take the time to protect not only themselves but their clients and who give of themselves. To all the lovely gents who continue to spend time with the lovely ladies and show their appreciation in a myriad of ways. It's Valentines Day...spread a little love and say thanks!

If you don't want to start a discussion, you should probably do your own research and critically read what you find because numbers will vary depending on where you receive your information. Good luck!

Some tongue in cheek advice http://www.buzzfeed.com/caseygueren/clean-your-peen?bffb&utm_term=4ldqpgp&s=mobile#4ldqpgp and for the ladies http://www.buzzfeed.com/caseygueren/how-to-actually-clean-your-vagina?s=mobile Also, anything to do with bottom play requires a whole different buzzfeed article ;)

I do not post much but that is not to say I am anything but a big CERB fan. So thanks you to everyone for making CERB what it is and thank you to all the ladies I have met, (I am hoping each of you ladies already know how much I appreciate you). Happy Valentines day everyone!

I like to use electric hedge clippers in the shower to keep things nice & trim. With a little practice, you can avoid those annoying nicks. If I have a pending appointment with a lady, I follow up with a refreshing scrub using a stiff wire brush, salt and acetone. Leaves your skin all tingly. Band-aides are mandatory, but well worth the investment.

I started the 3 word thread yesterday and to my suprise its taking off like crazy!!! Thanks to all you people who truly ROCK!!! It sure did make me feel good to know you amazing people are enjoying it so much. And thanks Kelsey, I enjoy talking to you anytime. You are a truly hot and amazing lady. ;)

Eat me please!

Men who say they don't want it to feel like it's a transaction but really it's just a guise for manipulation when they want it THEIR WAY which is best for them by the following: A) They want to negotiate the rate but will still see the escort after she says no which leads to... B) They ask to do unsafe things which the escort will never do and try to make them feel guilty in the process. Not her problem. C) They want to see the escort outside the paid arrangement D) They overstay their welcome This is a mentally overwhelming nightmare type of client because the entire session is about guilt tripping.. As someone who is more experienced, I am assertive enough to say NO to all of the above but many women who don't have that experience may encounter that as a big problem and very unnerving. I find it extremely annoying and will never repeat with people who attempt to ask for those types of things.

There has been some curiosity in regards to whether or not I've retired or if I'm still around. Well, straight from the horse's mouth, yes I did "retire" for a couple of months but there was a change in my circumstances (as well as of my relationship status) and I decided I wanted to come back. I also have a new apartment which is nicer, bigger and more discreet than my previous location. So there it is. It's great to be back and I look forward to seeing/talking with both old and new friends! Posted via Mobile Device

Guys have smells too. Just most ladies are too polite to say anything. Maybe we should create a penisil product.

Booking was a breeze as per usual with this agency. Phone girl recognizes me as a regular so she no longer bothers with the details beyond time and length. Arrived in the apartment to be greeted by a beautiful girl, very slim with proportionate enhancements. Shower was quick and very friendly, lots of hugging and dfk and some chitchat. Moved on to the bed where after some dfk she begins with a nice vigorous bbbj, while I explored with some digits. Changed this up to prolonged 69 during which she seemed to genuinely enjoy herself. She's trimmed and clean, tastes delicious. On goes the cover and we start with very energetic CG, no laziness from this one. She reached back and massaged my balls as I sucked on her very responsive nipples. lots of DFK rhroughout. She eventually pulls me up into a sitting position where she grinds against me, tons of hugging, DFK and light scratching on my back. Seems to enjoy getting kissed and licked all over her face and neck. I couldnt wait anymore so I picked her up (she weighs nothing) and lay her on her back to finish in mish. Stayed in her after the finale for a few minutes, hugging and kissing some more. Time was up but she had me flip over for a short but enjoyable back and shoulder massage with baby oil. More DFK in the shower and at the door, 15 minutes past the end of my appointment. I dont usually repeat but she is definitely in my top 5 experiences ever, I'll be knocking at her door next week.

Arrowhead. Amazing trails. Got there nice and early... on the way out I noticed a sign saying the park was at capacity, but there were still probably 50+ cars waiting to enter, very glad I went early. I skied the Arrowhead Lake trail and the Beaver Meadow trail ...which was ungroomed and made for some fun back country skiing... probably about 15 km in total. I feel fabulous.

Greetings Everyone! My name is Skylar & I'm a petite beauty with booty here to take all your tension & stiffness away! New Pictures Online Now! I'm available SUNDAY from 4pm to 10pm for an up close & personal, in the flesh meeting you are sure to love! I have experience as an exotic dancer and some of you may recognize me from a few of your favourite stripclubs in the Ottawa area!? I'm open-minded, sweet & fun and I love being in the massage industry because I'm AWESOME at it! We have beautiful rooms with amazing showers here at Vibe and I am looking forward to getting you alone & relaxed soon! (So much fun!) My AVAILABILITY This Week Is: Sunday from 4pm-10pm (New Business Hours) NEXT WEEK: Tuesday from 4pm-10pm Wednesday from 4pm-10pm Thursday from 4pm-10pm Friday from 10am-4pm Saturday from 4pm-10pm Sunday from 4pm-10pm Please call Vibe at 613 680 8059 to reserve your precious time with me! You can visit my Cerb Profile & see more pictures: Here!& Check Out My New Recommendations HERE! & My DUO Recommendation HERE! xoxo Skylar

yes I hv very sweet good looking girl,,fun and safe

Any comments about the Valentines Party?? I'm anxious or jealous to hear how it was. I stopped by early in the afternoon but couldn't make it back last night. Izzy

Viceroy...i believe Maude is the lady you described.

Ever wonder who buys the most sex toys in canada... the link below is to a survey... while not scientific it is interesting. I am thinking the results are somewhat skewed by the fact that people in larger cities have local sex stores that they can visit as well as websites to use. http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2015/02/13/canadas-perviest-cities_n_6679038.html Sent from my Passport using Tapatalk

Random.....hmmmm.....I went to the store today. Thats a kinda random thing to say. I have a dog....he's sleeping and snoring super loud. Guess with a nose that big it makes it louder. Where is a good place to go think when your bored? People always say if they could go back and change there life, what would you change?? And everyone always answers...nothing. I'm going to call bs on that one...If you went back and made the change when you get to present time you wouldnt know the life you had before. Now would you go back? Remember when you loved silly cartoons? And what toy did you want as a child but never got? I wonder if I have a twin out there. Be kinda odd I think. I wonder if rich famous people think about whan a 'normal' person is doing right now. Its snowing again...Awesome!! Sorry to thouse who dont like the snow. I like the cold...see in the summer once your down to your underwhere its hard to get cooler. In the winter you can add layers and keep warm....and snuggleing helps to keep you warm also. Random.....I'm drawing a blank.....Do you think aliens have holidays? Cant invade on Friday...its Zurg day!! Arrr Arrr all hail Zurg!! By now if you still reading this...I'm very sorry. I didnt make you read it in my defence. That Vader guy is crazy...they will say. Its like the never ending post. And the great part is...I'm not drunk or on drugs. Maybe I should start. Lol. Well I'm going to end this one for now only because its Zurg day....All hail Zurg!!! I'm sorry you wont get this time back in your life...so send a self addressed envelope to my dad titled "Your Son Vader Is Crazy" and 10$ enclosed to The Death Star 3. Still cant believe they blew up the first 2. My death star insurance is going to go through the roof. Vader75....until the next Random rant. :) Additional Comments: Random...well maybe. Its valentines day and my wife is sleeping. So here I am again...just babbling some random junk. Can't say today was a bad day but can't say it was good or great either. It's cold out..I like the cold :) So how many people are having a great valentines day? I tried....treated my wife the best I could today. Made dinner, cleaned, took care of the kids all day. And now she's sleeping. This brings me to the little things...It's crazy how the little things make a huge difference. A simple thank you or a hug...a meaningful kiss. Maybe wake me up with a nice warm coffee or breakfast. Oh well. Just hit me...a funny thread....bad Escort names. Think I will let someone else have that one ;) Maybe top 10 things you don't want to here your service provider say?? Not sure if the Vex I'm drinking is working....shama lama ding dong. Nope, not yet. Who wants to play a game?.....I will answer for you....Yes!! OK cool thanks. So now your contestant number one on....crap I don't know. Well here is your prise...a shiny bag of glitter!! Hey don't blame me, I didn't plan this random thread. Anybody know where I can buy some 'safe' indoor fireworks? I remember this one time I was microwaving a bowl of Hardy chicken soup stuff....BOOM!!! There was only two spoonfuls of stuff left...the rest coated the walls of the microwave. I am sssooooooooo bored!!! I wonder how long I could sit on a bench in the mall wearing lingerie in front of the LaSenza store. Disturbingly funny challenge accepted!! If this boredom keeps up I'm going to have to go over to the neighbors yard and write in the snow "Will you be mine?" surrounded by giant penises all over the yard. Me and my neighbor have a love - hate relationship. I love to take my dog out in my briefs and he hates it. I wave 'Hi', he gives me the finger. Well that's it for now.... Till next time.....RaNdOm!! Vader

Fantastic does it for me

Supper tonight was Moroccan Soup with Lamb followed by a Tatar Shish Kebab main and a Blueberry Crumble for desert... it was all delicious. [ATTACH]303[/ATTACH] [ATTACH]304[/ATTACH] Sent from my Passport using Tapatalk

I hate doing laundry... lol but it's gotta be done so I guess I'm doing laundry and listening to sex music on songza lol

Been so long.......

I am bored! (requires a NOTY look - censorship in action)

I use an SOS pad. :)

Lady: Just say three words, eight letters, and I am yours. Man: I am Groot.

Dishes are soaking, I'm surfing Lyla while my tacos digest and I sweat...maybe I put a tad too much hot sauce on LOL RG

It's Valentines day or It's my Birthday.. lol Sent from my Passport using Tapatalk

Time for dessert?

let's get iton

I am not a student and not looking for tutor in exchange for my services. When I say I don't offer something and recommend someone else, I don't need the guilt trip of being told that they would have hoped that we had met under different circumstances. If a person wants to call themselves a John, don't put that on me. That's how they feel about themselves. I also won't have that same person attempt to make me feel guilty about what I do for a living yet requesting something that I say I don't offer for obvious health reasons and then being told that it's good I protect myself. Captain Save an Escort much? I'm a grown mature woman. I think I know what I'm doing and I've already been to school thanks. I do not need a 20 something guy to tell me otherwise. If a person can't afford to hobby, don't contact me! I sure as hell won't let their lack of funds be put upon me as a burden. I won't allow that. It's Friday the 13th today.... where are the guys who just want to have a nice time without making it so damn complicated?? lol

And reason for 'not wanting this to seem like a transaction' # E http://www.mamamia.com.au/social/sex-worker-rights/

So Sad! Brought Tears To My Eyes! So Sorry For Your Loss! It Definitely Is Not An Easy Thing To Go Through, Losing A Pet. I Have Had Gone Through 2 Pets Passing! A Cat & A Dog & It Definitely Ain't Easy! Glad Your Family Was Able To Do It On Your Terms & He Is At Peace Now.

This is the second time you've mentioned children and PPD, is there a reason why you keep referring to potential consequences to children? From what I've read, this is not the OP's concern at the moment. I don't think it's especially beneficial to the discussion, either, or to the stigma that is attached to parents who have mental health issues. Yes, PPD is risk factor for new parents, both male AND female. But if someone has previously been diagnosed with depression, and decides to try for a pregnancy, chances are very good that they will be aware of the risks and their GP/OB-GYN will follow closely. The real risk is when people go under the radar; that is, they have not previously been diagnosed with a mental illness, and so their "baby blues" are often written off as just that, and not taken as a mental health concern. Another risk factor is when people hide or brush off their symptoms due to the stigma of mental health, especially PPD and what we see in the media (note: highly sensationalized, and really, we only see it reported when something tragic happens. Many folks have PPD and don't harm their children).

I had a hamster that stood out from all the other pets so much because she was sooo intelligent! i used to let her wonder around my room and when I called her by her name she listened. when she had to pee she would come bug me to put her in her cage to go to her little corner potty. she escaped a few times from her cage and I had to run around the house yelling for her so she would come out. damn thing was too smart I had to lock her cage up good. I even gave her my baby blanket, she loved to sleep on it. RIP. Tasha :( none of my other hamsters or bunnies were ever as smart as her! after she passed I got one that looked just like Tasha & named her Natasha. well she turned out to be an evil twin.... I ended up getting rid of her cause she was very mean and bite me everytime I tried to clean the cage or feed her.

Vader you an awsome person & thank you for that! I love talking to you :) I also like to thank everyone else here for being so wonderfully welcoming!

Well as I discovered and is appreciated by the ladies is realizing that I'm not so good...." that way LOL but I respect and appreciate the companionship the ladies provide, pay them in full, plus a tip and gift. Any guy that is so good I have a question for you, why do you need to see professional companions then? I always remember this, even though we are opposite sides of the same coin, for guys it is an escape, for the ladies, their livelihood Ladies want a client who is a gentleman...wanting their companionship for free is just disrespectful A rambling RG

Those that think they know everything about this industry. Even when many others try to explain they are wrong in their idea or belief, they keep saying the same thing over and over. Unless you are - A woman - has taken that first call - have had a client try to hurt you - have been threatened because you refuse to do what they want, you will never understand this industry from the escorts point of view. So, for those listening to the guy who says "listen guys this is how you can get her to do ...I've been in this industry for x number of years and know everything, so follow my lead." If you would not want your wife, mother, daughter or friend to be treated like being suggested, don't listen to it and don't do it.

Saw Tina, pictures accurate. Nice time with her. she's ticklish

Denying or lying about your feelings is only a temporary fix, and, as you've said, is causing you additional stress. Would you consider a couple's therapy session, with the aim to help both of you communicate more effectively? It can be exhausting to be the sole support, whether that is physically, emotionally, and/or financially, whether the causes are physical or mental illness. It's okay to have these feelings. It's okay to take care of yourself. There is support out there for both you as a family member, and your wife. In Ottawa we have the Psychiatric Survivors of Ottawa, which is peer-led and offers supports to both individuals experiencing mental health issues and their family members (WRAP programs and peer support). They also have quite a number of links to supports like the Mood Disorders Support and CMHA. As Jafo has said, there is also the Royal Ottawa, which can be an excellent resource, but usually does have a long waiting list for referrals. If that is something you might be interested, it is always easier to get on the waiting list and change your mind or not need it later, than to try and get that support when you or your wife is in crisis. There is also the Mental Health Crisis Line (613-722-6941) and the Distress Centre Line (613-238-3311). Good luck :)

Some things that may be of help for both of you. If you can, talk to her doctor's. Some medication only works for a short time for some people. Maybe she needs a medication change. Some times multiple medications are required. Exercise is very important for many medications to be most effective. If you are in the Ottawa area, see if the doctor's can get her a referral to the Royal Ottawa Mental Healthcare Hospital. They have some great in and out patient programs and services. This is covered by OHIP if you do not have private insurance. They even have support services for you. CBT or Cognitive Behavior Therapy can be a big help, but it takes lots of work on her part. Believe it or not, getting out of the house for daily walks together would be a big lift to her mood. http://www.theroyal.ca/ I have suffered from depression and other mental health issues for most of my life. I have been on dozens of different medications before they finally found me a good fit.

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Their website appears to be working fine for me. http://pinkkittyescort.com/blog/about/

That's true. So there always has to be a worthwhile aim in mind to justify the costs that come with censorship. In this case, it's because this site needs to unmistakably separate itself from the purchase of sex or carrying ads for such services, as both are now illegal. I'd rather have a free and open CERB than a censored one. But I'll take a censored one (temporarily, I hope) if the alternative is no CERB at all.

scroll to the bottom of the page http://www.cowboysdiary.info/wordpress/?s=barrhaven

very nice women will probably repeat at some point.

Just a quick message is to thank all my Cerb friends who throughout my journey with cancer, have made me laugh and shed a tear! (Either that or I had gas that day!) You folks have been great. Thx

At the restaurant ordering chicken and I asked the waitress what size are her breasts, meaning the chicken breast not hers.