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Well to start off the highlights I must describe the month from Hell. After coming home from an amazing two weeks away with family I discovered that while I was away my oil furnace had self imploded. It shot soot and smoke throughout the entire house and it got into everything - clothes, cupboards, covered furniture drapes and walls and ceilings. At that point it has shut itself off therefore freezing every pipe in my home. I then managed to come down with my first flu in 20 years despite having had the flu shot as I always do. Then I found myself scheduled for rather serious surgery out of province. So, where are the highlights? My insurance company is covering the soot damage from the furnace implosion. The estimate is close to $20 K and every single thing is being washed and cleaned and apparently most or all of the interior will be repainted. Insurance will not cover the many burst pipes because I had the house checked every two days rather than every day. So learn from me and be sure to have your home checked daily if you travel. My plumbing is now all done and though I had to rip out one ceiling and one wall to access pipes I still got away lucky. The flu shot must have helped a bit because that flu came and went quickly and was not overly serious. The surgery was done last week in Halifax and it seems to have gone amazingly well!! I have a two month recovery period so I shall have to learn to be still and quiet and rest. I suppose I can do that. Try it MN2, you might like it! So a long story but ultimately I will have a clean bill of health and will have my spring cleaning done for me from top to bottom. Whoo Hoooo. :)

Of course you can contact them. Not everyone posts ads daily or several times a day. Unless their contact info specifically lays out days and times of days available, then go ahead and (within reason) contact them. If they are email only, then it is more obvious you send an email a couple of days ahead of when you would like to visit. if they are phone call only, then use some common sense and only call between 10am and 6pm, don't wait until midnight or 3am for example. if they are not available they will either let you know, or you will reach voicemail. same with texting. just because someone doesn't reply within minutes, as well, doesn't mean that they aren't available. they may be busy. so try again until you reach them (again some common sense, don't send 15 texts asking where is she, and why isn't she answering. when calling, leave a message with a good call back time or instructions about not calling back. Not all sps have common sense either.) if you are using this site or bp, for example many sps are not posting ads every day because they may not need to. bp is costly to do that, in my area posting one on the side is sufficient to last a week, or bumping one every few days also more than enough. i am sure that can be said of many other locations.

hi there everyone I'm new to this site and haven't figured out how to navigate through it yet, but it's very interesting and so far a positive experience! Really appreciate how there's strong rules against writing derogatory hurtful comments about others! Please be patient with me if your trying to write to me because I haven't figured out yet where the inbox is ;))

I've mentioned it a few times here before - I'm Muslim. Not a particularly religious one, but then again, no one in my immediate family really is, except my mom. I know many Muslims of varying levels of faith and devotion to religion. And every one of them agrees that this is an incredibly complex issue of which there are no simple answers. The terrorists that come from Muslim families here are the easiest ones to fix. The last few years have jolted the Muslim community to talk to the younger generation more about being involved in society, form relationships with those who aren't Muslim, learn from them and teach them. A good number of Muslim youth are already doing that, I did it. But you have families that are more secluded for a variety of reasons. Parents are legitimately scared, they are scared of Islamophobic incidents (which often go unreported), and they are now scared about their kids picking up the worst of Islam on the internet, beyond their abilities of supervision. Then you have the recent converts to Islam who are for whatever reason, inspired by the violent interpretation of ISIS, Al Qaeda, and the rest of the terrorists douchebags. One idea that's floating around is to increase the prominence of a peaceful, coexisting vision of Islam, so that whoever wants to look into the religion don't get the ISIS version of it. In the end, I can say this for sure. There are many ideas, some are decent, some not. I don't know what it will take to fix the problem.

Come join me at my cozy love nest! I'll be your sweet loving girlfriend for a while. Touch my soft smooth skin, run your hands through my long silky hair, kiss my moist pink lips. Trace your hands along my womanly curves, press your body firmly against mine, grab my hips. Escape your busy hectic life for just a bit, and come take a load off. I provide a private & safe, non-judgementals space where you can be yourself. You deserve some time just for you, to have your needs met. My soft & gentle feminine touch will make you feel like the wanted man that you are. You'll walk away feeling refreshed, rejuvenated, and ready for whatever comes next. SweetEmilyJ.wordpress.com

I am with meaghan. My website and my ads here detail my availability. If I were to post everyday on every site I would have no time to do anything else! Send me a text, an email leave a message!!!! What's the worse outcome..:not avail ;)

Emma Alexandra Hello Gentlemen, I'm Emma Alexandra your mature companion. I stand 5'4" with a voluptuous body. Everything is real... wink! My personality, warmth and affection are genuine and seriously contagious. I'm a sparkle of sunshine. I love to love! I have « la joie de vivre » and I will put a smile on your face for days to come. Every breathtaking moment with me will be memorable. Kisses, Emma http://www.emmaalexandrapage.co

I'm a lazy advertiser. There, I said it. I don't post everyday, and try to make sure my ad is on the first page at least. So if guys only contacted me on the days I advertise, I'd be a very lonely girl. My thought is if she specifies when to contact (ie call between 9 am and 9pm), then follow her cue. However, most of us check our email regularly, and even if not available that day will still reply. I turn my phone off when not available. So if I don't reply, feel free to try again another day.

For the gentlemen I have not had the pleasure of meeting yet, let me introduce myself! I am a sexy mature vixen who is playful, confident and a true seductress. Come and spend some time with me in my love den you will not be disappointed you did ;) However you choose to relieve stress with me perhaps a sensual massage or maybe the full enchilada ;) , I will put you at ease immediately by my warm and playful personality and I will wear you out and make you weak in the knees with my passion and sensuality! I would love the opportunity to spend time with you! And feed your deepest desires! Felina xo 204-293-7320 [email protected] Immaculate and classy! ...http://www.sweetcaramelo.com email or text preferred for our initial contact for discretion.

I'm the same way. I advertise on here and backpage. Just because I don't bump ny ad on backpage or put up a cerb ad wary day, doesn't mean I'm not available.

Great question! I prefer not to advertise on backpage unless I have a cancelation or have a day off from work and I'm feeling frisky ;) I advertise on EC and the boards on a weekly basis, and i am avaliable daily with some notice to work around my schedule , as well i prefer text or email for discretion. Felina xo

I love when I am on my stomach and a Lady is stroking my bum slides her hand down to my balls and then onto the backside of my guy OH ! and using her finger to massage the back of my head. I prop myself on my knees a bit so she can put her other hand underneath and stroke it as well. Oh what a feeling...... I love kisses and licks around the shaft and fingers from both hands massaging the sides of my shaft. I love the slow soft stroke. DFK is a great stimulant too LOVE it !! I had a Lady for the climax sit on top of it we didn`t do it. She held it in her hand put her lips on the backside road it till it blew. OH my what a feeling the wetness of her I could feel it was amazing.. Another Lady told me she loved watching it explode. When it was time she positioned herself you know where and watched it rocket out. She said I love it.. I thinking I need one after writing this AMEN !!

Different strokes for different folks, lol;) I love it:)

Times and dates listed generally reflect when a lady is available for appointments. Sending messages to enquire about setting up an appointment is not only ok, its desireable. Having pre-booked appointments makes this business much easier for ladies, because we can be better prepared for our day. However, some of us cannot always answer our phones outside of advertised hours because we have other commitments (jobs). Text or email may be better, and it may take us a little longer to respond outside our posted hours. My two cents! Kisses, Porscha

Asking for facial pictures. NO!

My daughter cooked supper tonight... it was a blessing. Sent from my Passport using Tapatalk

What is abundantly clear to me, as I board my plane to Halifax, is that guys beg for girls to visit and then don't book. I can't blame the girls for not visiting. It's not a very welcoming place :( This is my first visit back to Halifax in almost 4 years. First and last. I'm sad.

I always contact ladies ahead of time. The ladies advertising (I'm referring to their Lyla ads ;-) ) posts aren't helpful to me insofar as a specific date to see them. Where those ads are helpful however is they also provide a link to a lady's website, her Lyla profile (plus chance to read her posts) and contact information. With that information I can contact her, and let her know I'm interested in meeting her at a future date. As for why I can't see a lady on her advertised date, I live in smalltown Ontario, and usually need at least four months lead time to plan a date But a lady's ad isn't a waste, nor should she think it is. Her ads for the near future also attract clients for the distant future encounters too Just a long range planner's rambling RG

I'm back! Providing fun incall and outcall pleasures to make your day enjoyable. Call or text me at 613-222-5400 for more info and to arrange to get together. My schedule will vary. You can check out my recommendations from a couple of years ago Although it was awhile ago, my service quality has only gotten better! IMPORTANT : although the website on this recommendation is still active, my phone number has changed. DO NOT CONTACT THE PHONE NUMBER LISTED ON MY FORMER WEBSITE!!!!

In the past few weeks, especially, I've noticed, there have been lots of gorgeous new sp's, MA's and dancers joining the ranks of cerb, posting albums, and getting involved in the social groups. I've enjoyed welcoming and interacting (only virtually so far) with several of them, but wanted to say thanks to them all publicly here, and particularly to the ones who've befriended me and taken the time to get in touch. I appreciate it. The list of women I want to see keeps growing (and growing....), and so does my excitement at all the beauty that surrounds us! :) So welcome again, and thanks.

Time to reactivate this thread to welcome our newest members to the lyla community. Again, it's been fun getting to chat with some of you, and I look forward to new friendships and connections. :)

Tonight having a cross rib roast, drizzled with quality balsamic vinegar and a garlic with thyme and rosemary rub. Smells freaking awesome! Good ol' mashed potatoes.

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Greetings Everyone! My name is Skylar & I'm a petite beauty with booty here to take all your tension & stiffness away! New Pictures Online Now! I'm available WEDNESDAY from 4pm to 10pm for an up close & personal, in the flesh meeting you are sure to love! I have experience as an exotic dancer and some of you may recognize me from a few of your favourite stripclubs in the Ottawa area!? I'm open-minded, sweet & fun and I love being in the massage industry because I'm AWESOME at it! We have beautiful rooms with amazing showers here at Vibe and I am looking forward to getting you alone & relaxed soon! (So much fun!) My AVAILABILITY This Week Is: Wednesday from 4pm-10pm Thursday from 10am-4pm Friday from 4pm-10pm Saturday from 4pm-10pm Sunday OFF Please call Vibe at 613 680 8059 to reserve your precious time with me! You can visit my Cerb Profile & see more pictures: Here!& Check Out My New Recommendations HERE! & My DUO Recommendation HERE! xoxo Skylar

Well I'm still here at e.b.

Is that ALL ??? Jaysus Man !!! Glad to hear thinks worked out and are tickety boo :) You always see the glass as half full big guy ! Kudos. ps..... I may have ? added a line to the top part of your post there ? ;) ?

How could you not like a hand job..... For me I would love to have a lady make me very hard and then have her shave my boys before she finished me off.... just saying Of course I would always be willing to take my time and return the favour of shaving the lady.... it would be a slow detailed process as i made sure she was well pampered.... Now I am saying this with the knowledge that while the purchase of sexual services are now illegal I don't think it is illegal to purchase or provide personal grooming services... :) Of course if it was not illegal the feeling of two recently shaved body parts connecting is pretty awesome. Just my Opinion Sent from my Passport using Tapatalk

I don't have set hours and welcome calls anytime. If I'm unable to answer I just hope the gent will leave a message letting me know when he wants to meet and if a call back is wanted and when I can call back. As I'll never return a call unless I'm asked to . So speaking for myself, yes I welcome calls/appts on days I don't advertise:)

That's great news that all the tickets are now sold!!! I'm really looking forward to this. :D

Oh ok... I guess I misunderstood.... good last thing I want to do is piss off someone I hope to see in the future. Sent from my Passport using Tapatalk

NO:( so sorry if you thought that, my point or post was to those who actually ask for a date, pm saying they want to meet that day or within that week then nothing. I wasn't referring to other pm's, I welcome those. My frustration is with those who don't follow through or respond back to me.

texts like this: 'pics plz' my answer? see my website/page 'were u @ hun' at home 'u free now?' yes, but when you get here I may not be 'can you do xyz 4 abc?' see my website for rates 'its my birthday, do I get a discount?' show me government issued ID and I might ;-) and my most favorite text of all time - (after bantering back and forth with most/all of the above and still no booking cause I'm out of your price range/or your too cheap) 'ur jst a dumbass whore, I wont use you!' (by now I have your phone number and a name you use, so I can keep it in my 'never book' file, heheheheh) It doesn't take much to look at a lady's website/ad to figure out if you can 1) afford her, 2) if you like what you see enough to read through what she needs to entertain a booking. I ask three simple questions, when are you looking for, which service are you interested in, how long would you like to have my companionship. How hard are those to answer? If you can't answer those, then I can't be bothered to entertain stupid questions that are easily found as answers on my website and calendar. And people wonder why we get upset? Just a few turn offs, there are a lot more

Great thread to find! I agree with so much of the above, a memorable handjob can be an amazing experience. A bit of giving in to someone else being in control. While I prefer to prolong the experience as long as possible, not everyone is the same, in the same way not all women will get a thrill out of having that kind of control over another person but when they do.. you can really tell and something magical is about to happen ;)

You might want to take a look at the rules, lost phone or not, your post not acceptable Doubt you'll get any ladies replying RG https://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/faq.php?faq=vb_faq#faq_rules Guys are NOT permitted to post a general "anyone available" post Guys. You can ask your fellow lyla.com members for advise such as "Does anyone know any 7 foot tall women in moncton?" but you can not post "Any ladies available tonight PM me!" (This is unacceptable). don't be lazy! take the time to read the ladies info and contact the laies that are of interest to you! You can not post stuff like .... "I will be in town for tonight only can any lady who is available tonight email or pm me" (NOT ACCEPTABLE) Posting asking "Are there any ladies who offer xxxxxxx in this city?" (Ladies and guys can respond to a question like this) and if you ask the ladies to pm you they can (but only if you ask

My dear gentlemen, This is the broken record of a " senior lady". I'm really trying to help here and this will be my last attempt at advice, promise. :icon_smile: I think its awesome for gents to visit with new ladies whether here or other sites like BP. However please do your homework, check other ads, run pics through Tin eye and PM each other as to experiences. I love a bargain as do most people , however if I buy cheap shoes I will have sore feet. I used to think it was ok to have sore feet but now I won't tolerate . I find its better to save up and buy quality. Shoes, Steak, Cars, Diamonds, Hotels. I will always stand by the statement you ( we) get exactly what we pay for .

Hi there Gents, My name is Bella Sommers, and I am an independent exotic companion based in Toronto. I will be visiting the lovely city of Vancouver for some personal downtime and hopefully, also have to the opportunity to entertain a select few gentlemen as well. Being a mix of African and European descent, my appearance can be likened to one with a classic beauty of the 40's or 50's era. With a toned lithe model physique, smooth light brown skin, large brown eyes, dark hair , pouty lips, soft smooth skin and a shapely rear. Possessing a bubbly and laid back personality, goofy tendencies, and a magical smile that will surely captivate you. Perhaps we could spend some time together sharing a great meal coupled with intellectual conversations( I consider myself to be a sappiosexual), or you could give me a personal tour of your gorgeous city or just a private escape for two. Be sure to take a look at my website for a more detailed feel into my persona, updated pictures and how to set up a magical rendezvous with me. I look forward to meeting you and exploring your wonderful city. Xoxo Bella Please Note: My site has now been made private for discrete purposes and is now reserved for members only. Please send me an introductory email so as to get verified and be able to view the content. Touring rates (hosting/outcall): 1hr short interlude $400 2hr sensual introduction $700 3hr cocktails and caressing $1000 5hr dinner and desserts $1500 Longer engagements available. Please inquire for more details website. www.bellasommersescort.com email: [email protected] twitter: @MsBellaSommers

I hope you all have a wonderful time...you have been excited about this opportunity

The information I gathered from others before seeing it was that it was basically domestic abuse hidden as bdsm However after watching the movie I did not feel that way about it at all. I enjoyed it, especially the sex scenes. I did not see any hardcore bdsm which was disappointing but hopefully they will divulge more into that in the sequels. From the way I saw it, she was controlling him, whether she realized it or not, mentally and emotionally. I have yet to read the books though. After seeing the movie, I think the books will have to be added to my reading list for sure.

Yea I am the same way, I only take well established posters advice as I won't be led astray anymore, crappy that we may miss out on some gems but its the direction things are headed.

Good afternoon ;) I am hosting all day today in Fredericton on the Southside. Provide a fun and safe relaxing atmosphere. I take pride in my services and hope it shows. Look forward to hearing from you and if you want to contact me and havent met yet. Pm me or send me an email at [email protected] The rates for out time together starts at 120/15min 140/30 min 200/60 min

Not every book (or movie) has to be Tolstoy or Lord of the Rings, and every now and then all someone wants is a bit of general entertainment. And no matter how kinky things are, if it's between consenting adults, then I say go for it. But that's where my own big issue is that prevents me from enjoying 50 Shades... At one point the character says 'no'. But apparently when if you're rich and handsome enough, then that's the difference between no actually meaning yes, and what in any other situation we would call rape. Take that one "minor" point away and I'd probably be on the bandwagon with everyone else, but I personally can't get past it.

Hello Summer: Haven't seen the movie myself, but it does remind me of another one in a similar vein [at least topically], I have seen. Secretary from 2002. Some call it a comedy, some call it a drama, some call it kinky, etc. it is, at the very least thought-provoking and well acted. The trailer at The Internet Movie Database does not really do it justice. But when you're next looking for something to watch this one would be worth the purchase. PatrickGC

As much as Id love to see a senior member review. I don't think many of us are TOFTT lately. I still can't bring myself to take the risk with the 1 review. Anyone else find playing extra cautious a royal pain in the ass these days? I'm sure I've missed out on a gem or two over the past 4+ months due to not taking unreviewed risks.

Here's an odd highlight. I was car jacked by knife point in broad daylight. I was sitting parked on a side street responding to an email on my bb and he slipped into the drivers seat and at first I thought he said he needed a ride and I asked where he wanted to go, he produced a knife and said he wanted my ride and to get out, thought for a moment of smacking him but puts my hands up and told him to chill and I got out. Instinctively as I did I turned off the car, I walked to the back of the vehicle and was ready to call 911 and report the theft. However he didn't move and after a minute or so he got out swearing a blue streak at me as he walked away. Seems he didn't know how to start or drive a 5 speed. Lesson learned......keep doors locked......and drive a 5 speed and keep your powder dry. Peace MG

Instead of calling text or email, if your looking on BP check other sites to see if they have permanent adds!

First look at pics and I think fake. Doing a reverse image or google image search will tell you all........pics are fake.......her name is Tori Black http://www.toriblack.com/toriblack.php scroll down to personal pics on that page and you will see the pics

she was nice but definitely dosent match the photos on line not by a long shot, she was in a rush and never turned off the phone will never repeat

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Got to LOVE Monte Python! Decided, like many before me, this song will be played as the 6 carry me out to the hearse. So to my friends and those who have followed this journey over the past 2 years, the journey is basically at an end. I am getting moved to Kitchener area on Friday to a respite facility where the pain will be medicated stronger than can be done at home. My memory took a rapid turn for the worse on the weekend, and I passed out from pain a couple of times. Probably have no more than 10 - 20 days max before my ashes go onto the driveway....I mean golf course! KW is closer to most of the family and it will make it easier on them. I have had a lucid day and a half, where I sent personalized notes of thanx to some of the very special people I have met, had decidedly naughty conversations with and with those who I have not been able to visit. I am sure I have missed quite a few, and I apologize to them. sigh, so many camel toes and just not enough time!!!!! I have sent a note to organ transplant folks to use my tongue in case anyone wants it. I want to thank you all again for all for the notes and emails sent, it helped me get through the shitty days and I really appreciated it. If I am not too drugged tonight, I will try and get on chat. After Friday, if you want to chat, please send me a note to the gmail address, as it may be more discrete for me to look at. So I will not be attending the next Cerb Spring Social, but I hope you all have naughty fun, end up laughing at all the stupid things I have said and done, and end up with mighty hangovers!!! As previously stated either my brother or a very good friend of mine will come on and let you know how far I got. I will get to the Super Bowl, but not the Masters! Have a shot at the bar in my memory! And when you hear Monty Python being played, smile and think of me. See you on the other side. Peace Tom TheLiquor

Apple cider vinegar is great! Great for lots of home remedies