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Well to start off the highlights I must describe the month from Hell. After coming home from an amazing two weeks away with family I discovered that while I was away my oil furnace had self imploded. It shot soot and smoke throughout the entire house and it got into everything - clothes, cupboards, covered furniture drapes and walls and ceilings. At that point it has shut itself off therefore freezing every pipe in my home. I then managed to come down with my first flu in 20 years despite having had the flu shot as I always do. Then I found myself scheduled for rather serious surgery out of province. So, where are the highlights? My insurance company is covering the soot damage from the furnace implosion. The estimate is close to $20 K and every single thing is being washed and cleaned and apparently most or all of the interior will be repainted. Insurance will not cover the many burst pipes because I had the house checked every two days rather than every day. So learn from me and be sure to have your home checked daily if you travel. My plumbing is now all done and though I had to rip out one ceiling and one wall to access pipes I still got away lucky. The flu shot must have helped a bit because that flu came and went quickly and was not overly serious. The surgery was done last week in Halifax and it seems to have gone amazingly well!! I have a two month recovery period so I shall have to learn to be still and quiet and rest. I suppose I can do that. Try it MN2, you might like it! So a long story but ultimately I will have a clean bill of health and will have my spring cleaning done for me from top to bottom. Whoo Hoooo. :)

Of course you can contact them. Not everyone posts ads daily or several times a day. Unless their contact info specifically lays out days and times of days available, then go ahead and (within reason) contact them. If they are email only, then it is more obvious you send an email a couple of days ahead of when you would like to visit. if they are phone call only, then use some common sense and only call between 10am and 6pm, don't wait until midnight or 3am for example. if they are not available they will either let you know, or you will reach voicemail. same with texting. just because someone doesn't reply within minutes, as well, doesn't mean that they aren't available. they may be busy. so try again until you reach them (again some common sense, don't send 15 texts asking where is she, and why isn't she answering. when calling, leave a message with a good call back time or instructions about not calling back. Not all sps have common sense either.) if you are using this site or bp, for example many sps are not posting ads every day because they may not need to. bp is costly to do that, in my area posting one on the side is sufficient to last a week, or bumping one every few days also more than enough. i am sure that can be said of many other locations.

hi there everyone I'm new to this site and haven't figured out how to navigate through it yet, but it's very interesting and so far a positive experience! Really appreciate how there's strong rules against writing derogatory hurtful comments about others! Please be patient with me if your trying to write to me because I haven't figured out yet where the inbox is ;))

I've mentioned it a few times here before - I'm Muslim. Not a particularly religious one, but then again, no one in my immediate family really is, except my mom. I know many Muslims of varying levels of faith and devotion to religion. And every one of them agrees that this is an incredibly complex issue of which there are no simple answers. The terrorists that come from Muslim families here are the easiest ones to fix. The last few years have jolted the Muslim community to talk to the younger generation more about being involved in society, form relationships with those who aren't Muslim, learn from them and teach them. A good number of Muslim youth are already doing that, I did it. But you have families that are more secluded for a variety of reasons. Parents are legitimately scared, they are scared of Islamophobic incidents (which often go unreported), and they are now scared about their kids picking up the worst of Islam on the internet, beyond their abilities of supervision. Then you have the recent converts to Islam who are for whatever reason, inspired by the violent interpretation of ISIS, Al Qaeda, and the rest of the terrorists douchebags. One idea that's floating around is to increase the prominence of a peaceful, coexisting vision of Islam, so that whoever wants to look into the religion don't get the ISIS version of it. In the end, I can say this for sure. There are many ideas, some are decent, some not. I don't know what it will take to fix the problem.

Come join me at my cozy love nest! I'll be your sweet loving girlfriend for a while. Touch my soft smooth skin, run your hands through my long silky hair, kiss my moist pink lips. Trace your hands along my womanly curves, press your body firmly against mine, grab my hips. Escape your busy hectic life for just a bit, and come take a load off. I provide a private & safe, non-judgementals space where you can be yourself. You deserve some time just for you, to have your needs met. My soft & gentle feminine touch will make you feel like the wanted man that you are. You'll walk away feeling refreshed, rejuvenated, and ready for whatever comes next. SweetEmilyJ.wordpress.com

I am with meaghan. My website and my ads here detail my availability. If I were to post everyday on every site I would have no time to do anything else! Send me a text, an email leave a message!!!! What's the worse outcome..:not avail ;)

Emma Alexandra Hello Gentlemen, I'm Emma Alexandra your mature companion. I stand 5'4" with a voluptuous body. Everything is real... wink! My personality, warmth and affection are genuine and seriously contagious. I'm a sparkle of sunshine. I love to love! I have « la joie de vivre » and I will put a smile on your face for days to come. Every breathtaking moment with me will be memorable. Kisses, Emma http://www.emmaalexandrapage.co

I'm a lazy advertiser. There, I said it. I don't post everyday, and try to make sure my ad is on the first page at least. So if guys only contacted me on the days I advertise, I'd be a very lonely girl. My thought is if she specifies when to contact (ie call between 9 am and 9pm), then follow her cue. However, most of us check our email regularly, and even if not available that day will still reply. I turn my phone off when not available. So if I don't reply, feel free to try again another day.

For the gentlemen I have not had the pleasure of meeting yet, let me introduce myself! I am a sexy mature vixen who is playful, confident and a true seductress. Come and spend some time with me in my love den you will not be disappointed you did ;) However you choose to relieve stress with me perhaps a sensual massage or maybe the full enchilada ;) , I will put you at ease immediately by my warm and playful personality and I will wear you out and make you weak in the knees with my passion and sensuality! I would love the opportunity to spend time with you! And feed your deepest desires! Felina xo 204-293-7320 [email protected] Immaculate and classy! ...http://www.sweetcaramelo.com email or text preferred for our initial contact for discretion.

I'm the same way. I advertise on here and backpage. Just because I don't bump ny ad on backpage or put up a cerb ad wary day, doesn't mean I'm not available.

Great question! I prefer not to advertise on backpage unless I have a cancelation or have a day off from work and I'm feeling frisky ;) I advertise on EC and the boards on a weekly basis, and i am avaliable daily with some notice to work around my schedule , as well i prefer text or email for discretion. Felina xo

I love when I am on my stomach and a Lady is stroking my bum slides her hand down to my balls and then onto the backside of my guy OH ! and using her finger to massage the back of my head. I prop myself on my knees a bit so she can put her other hand underneath and stroke it as well. Oh what a feeling...... I love kisses and licks around the shaft and fingers from both hands massaging the sides of my shaft. I love the slow soft stroke. DFK is a great stimulant too LOVE it !! I had a Lady for the climax sit on top of it we didn`t do it. She held it in her hand put her lips on the backside road it till it blew. OH my what a feeling the wetness of her I could feel it was amazing.. Another Lady told me she loved watching it explode. When it was time she positioned herself you know where and watched it rocket out. She said I love it.. I thinking I need one after writing this AMEN !!

Different strokes for different folks, lol;) I love it:)

Times and dates listed generally reflect when a lady is available for appointments. Sending messages to enquire about setting up an appointment is not only ok, its desireable. Having pre-booked appointments makes this business much easier for ladies, because we can be better prepared for our day. However, some of us cannot always answer our phones outside of advertised hours because we have other commitments (jobs). Text or email may be better, and it may take us a little longer to respond outside our posted hours. My two cents! Kisses, Porscha

Asking for facial pictures. NO!

My daughter cooked supper tonight... it was a blessing. Sent from my Passport using Tapatalk

What is abundantly clear to me, as I board my plane to Halifax, is that guys beg for girls to visit and then don't book. I can't blame the girls for not visiting. It's not a very welcoming place :( This is my first visit back to Halifax in almost 4 years. First and last. I'm sad.

I always contact ladies ahead of time. The ladies advertising (I'm referring to their Lyla ads ;-) ) posts aren't helpful to me insofar as a specific date to see them. Where those ads are helpful however is they also provide a link to a lady's website, her Lyla profile (plus chance to read her posts) and contact information. With that information I can contact her, and let her know I'm interested in meeting her at a future date. As for why I can't see a lady on her advertised date, I live in smalltown Ontario, and usually need at least four months lead time to plan a date But a lady's ad isn't a waste, nor should she think it is. Her ads for the near future also attract clients for the distant future encounters too Just a long range planner's rambling RG

I'm back! Providing fun incall and outcall pleasures to make your day enjoyable. Call or text me at 613-222-5400 for more info and to arrange to get together. My schedule will vary. You can check out my recommendations from a couple of years ago Although it was awhile ago, my service quality has only gotten better! IMPORTANT : although the website on this recommendation is still active, my phone number has changed. DO NOT CONTACT THE PHONE NUMBER LISTED ON MY FORMER WEBSITE!!!!

If your into the slender small busted spinner....Emma had an incredible body. Long, hard and slender with a nice tan and very smooth skin. She is very perky and firm and has nice full kissable lips. For any further detail please pm

Time to reactivate this thread to welcome our newest members to the lyla community. Again, it's been fun getting to chat with some of you, and I look forward to new friendships and connections. :)

Tonight having a cross rib roast, drizzled with quality balsamic vinegar and a garlic with thyme and rosemary rub. Smells freaking awesome! Good ol' mashed potatoes.

Love this quote!

Greetings Everyone! My name is Skylar & I'm a petite beauty with booty here to take all your tension & stiffness away! New Pictures Online Now! I'm available WEDNESDAY from 4pm to 10pm for an up close & personal, in the flesh meeting you are sure to love! I have experience as an exotic dancer and some of you may recognize me from a few of your favourite stripclubs in the Ottawa area!? I'm open-minded, sweet & fun and I love being in the massage industry because I'm AWESOME at it! We have beautiful rooms with amazing showers here at Vibe and I am looking forward to getting you alone & relaxed soon! (So much fun!) My AVAILABILITY This Week Is: Wednesday from 4pm-10pm Thursday from 10am-4pm Friday from 4pm-10pm Saturday from 4pm-10pm Sunday OFF Please call Vibe at 613 680 8059 to reserve your precious time with me! You can visit my Cerb Profile & see more pictures: Here!& Check Out My New Recommendations HERE! & My DUO Recommendation HERE! xoxo Skylar

Well I'm still here at e.b.

I'm not sure why someone would either... if I was to guess I would say that they are probably messaging a bunch of ladies in the area and then books with only one leaving the rest hanging. Why a CERB member would do it is even more perplexing as they would have to know that this is relatively small community and word of time wasters spreads. For me.... when i contact a lady about meeting I usually have done my homework and have made my decision it would be extremely rare that I would not follow through with a meeting... in the one or two instances that I can recall that happening it was related to a real feeling of no connection when we spoke but I told the lady that I was sorry but did not want to proceed. Just my Opinion Sent from my Passport using Tapatalk

Oh ok... I guess I misunderstood.... good last thing I want to do is piss off someone I hope to see in the future. Sent from my Passport using Tapatalk

NO:( so sorry if you thought that, my point or post was to those who actually ask for a date, pm saying they want to meet that day or within that week then nothing. I wasn't referring to other pm's, I welcome those. My frustration is with those who don't follow through or respond back to me.

I hate to see Halifax get a bad name. I know that I'm very selective in who I give interest to as I don't want to mislead anyone. If I want a specific provider to visit I make sure I'm committed to booking in the event I'm lucky enough that she does decide visit. I like to book well in advance of a providers arrival. Sometimes 4 weeks if possible. I like having it locked in and I also enjoy the building anticipation as the appointment approaches. When you decide to tour do you do so based on general interest and some back and forth with clients or do you decide to when a number of people have to commited to specific appointment dates? Or is your decision based on none committal suggested interest like "oh yeah, you should visit? I'm just not sure what the green light is that says "ok, Based on ???? I have decided to tour. In five years I've cancelled one booking because I suddenly had to fly out on business and I gave plenty of notice. I think anyone who shows interest and is suggesting that if a visit happens that they would book should make sure they mean what they say and are ready to put their mullah where there mouth is what the time comes. People should be more respective of the financial burden created when a lady decides to do a tour. Unless ones willing to commit to a session they shouldn't even suggest a visit. I'm very selective with who I try and woo. Like Emma for example. I bothered body language for quite a while to send her. I even started a thread in cerb. And here she is and I am booked. I hope your visit turns around for the better.

texts like this: 'pics plz' my answer? see my website/page 'were u @ hun' at home 'u free now?' yes, but when you get here I may not be 'can you do xyz 4 abc?' see my website for rates 'its my birthday, do I get a discount?' show me government issued ID and I might ;-) and my most favorite text of all time - (after bantering back and forth with most/all of the above and still no booking cause I'm out of your price range/or your too cheap) 'ur jst a dumbass whore, I wont use you!' (by now I have your phone number and a name you use, so I can keep it in my 'never book' file, heheheheh) It doesn't take much to look at a lady's website/ad to figure out if you can 1) afford her, 2) if you like what you see enough to read through what she needs to entertain a booking. I ask three simple questions, when are you looking for, which service are you interested in, how long would you like to have my companionship. How hard are those to answer? If you can't answer those, then I can't be bothered to entertain stupid questions that are easily found as answers on my website and calendar. And people wonder why we get upset? Just a few turn offs, there are a lot more

Great thread to find! I agree with so much of the above, a memorable handjob can be an amazing experience. A bit of giving in to someone else being in control. While I prefer to prolong the experience as long as possible, not everyone is the same, in the same way not all women will get a thrill out of having that kind of control over another person but when they do.. you can really tell and something magical is about to happen ;)

But don't take my word for it. Check out my photos then come see for yourself! The work week may be in full swing but that doesn't mean the fun has to end. Come relax and recharge your batteries with me! Let me show you why I'm Ottawa's hottest redhead MA. I'm available Tuesday 12pm-6pm, Wednesday 11am-5pm, Thursday 9am-3pm, and Friday 9am-3pm, and I have a special LYLA rate for you, as well as discounts daily before 11am. I offer a sweet, sensual, relaxing, full-body massage from a licensed, discreet, clean spa location near Bank and Alta Vista. Incredible body, fun personality, beautiful face, wry sense of humour, and great conversation (should you desire it), what more could you ask for? I'll put you right at ease, whether this is your first massage or 101st! You can check out my website and see what I'm all about: http://kourtneyann.wix.com/kourtneyann Text (613-604-7108 ) or PM me!

My dear gentlemen, This is the broken record of a " senior lady". I'm really trying to help here and this will be my last attempt at advice, promise. :icon_smile: I think its awesome for gents to visit with new ladies whether here or other sites like BP. However please do your homework, check other ads, run pics through Tin eye and PM each other as to experiences. I love a bargain as do most people , however if I buy cheap shoes I will have sore feet. I used to think it was ok to have sore feet but now I won't tolerate . I find its better to save up and buy quality. Shoes, Steak, Cars, Diamonds, Hotels. I will always stand by the statement you ( we) get exactly what we pay for .

Whens the last time someone spoiled you? Allow me to shower you with the attention you deserve... I'm a certified seductress and fantasy fulfiller with natural talent for touch. Delight your senses from head to toe with a sensuality filled massage guaranteed to leave you with a smile on your face. your wife will thank me for it ;) *In room 45 minute special for the dream team duo *Tia and Hailey!* Couple friendly,Duo enthusiast,nuru specialist,highly recommended! Hailey Heavens <3 This weeks smoking hot schedule! Monday(930-6),Tuesday(2-11),Thursday(2-11),Saturday(10-6) Call-613-820-8887(request Hailey) Pre booking is recommended !

Yea I am the same way, I only take well established posters advice as I won't be led astray anymore, crappy that we may miss out on some gems but its the direction things are headed.

I actually had this conversation with a nice police officer here. I call him my Guardian Angel Moncton's Very own Super Hero. But I told him, If I personally as you see me now developed superpowers, it would probably be the power of invisibility. Because in my personal life I'm easily forgotten or looked over. BUT as Serena, I would have Super Kickass strength!!!

Good afternoon ;) I am hosting all day today in Fredericton on the Southside. Provide a fun and safe relaxing atmosphere. I take pride in my services and hope it shows. Look forward to hearing from you and if you want to contact me and havent met yet. Pm me or send me an email at [email protected] The rates for out time together starts at 120/15min 140/30 min 200/60 min

Not every book (or movie) has to be Tolstoy or Lord of the Rings, and every now and then all someone wants is a bit of general entertainment. And no matter how kinky things are, if it's between consenting adults, then I say go for it. But that's where my own big issue is that prevents me from enjoying 50 Shades... At one point the character says 'no'. But apparently when if you're rich and handsome enough, then that's the difference between no actually meaning yes, and what in any other situation we would call rape. Take that one "minor" point away and I'd probably be on the bandwagon with everyone else, but I personally can't get past it.

Hello Summer: Haven't seen the movie myself, but it does remind me of another one in a similar vein [at least topically], I have seen. Secretary from 2002. Some call it a comedy, some call it a drama, some call it kinky, etc. it is, at the very least thought-provoking and well acted. The trailer at The Internet Movie Database does not really do it justice. But when you're next looking for something to watch this one would be worth the purchase. PatrickGC

Quick and easy chili: One 28 ounce can of Unico crushed tomatoes (only Unico will do...it's great...I make ketchup with it too...great taste and consistency) One 14 ounce can of Graves black turtle beans with its liquid One pound of ground beef One small pack of mushrooms, coarsely grated One large onion, coarsely grated Two cloves garlic, finely grated Two tablespoons molasses As much chili powder as you can handle (I like 1/4 cup) As much cayenne pepper as you can handle (I like a few sprinkles) Add some water so it can all simmer nicely without burning at the bottom Salt and pepper to taste Let simmer without cover so that it thickens, an hour maybe, stir every 10 minutes (make sure to break up the ground beef) Works for me! My take on Singapore Noodles to follow. (Spicy winter foods keep the flu away, or so it seems with me anyway)

Instead of calling text or email, if your looking on BP check other sites to see if they have permanent adds!

First look at pics and I think fake. Doing a reverse image or google image search will tell you all........pics are fake.......her name is Tori Black http://www.toriblack.com/toriblack.php scroll down to personal pics on that page and you will see the pics

she was nice but definitely dosent match the photos on line not by a long shot, she was in a rush and never turned off the phone will never repeat

Do you exercise? If you don't you should Eat right and exercise. http://www.beerbellyblues.com You don't need the book really. If you can get off meds because you are not seriously sick then you should be able to get your T back in full force.

Got to LOVE Monte Python! Decided, like many before me, this song will be played as the 6 carry me out to the hearse. So to my friends and those who have followed this journey over the past 2 years, the journey is basically at an end. I am getting moved to Kitchener area on Friday to a respite facility where the pain will be medicated stronger than can be done at home. My memory took a rapid turn for the worse on the weekend, and I passed out from pain a couple of times. Probably have no more than 10 - 20 days max before my ashes go onto the driveway....I mean golf course! KW is closer to most of the family and it will make it easier on them. I have had a lucid day and a half, where I sent personalized notes of thanx to some of the very special people I have met, had decidedly naughty conversations with and with those who I have not been able to visit. I am sure I have missed quite a few, and I apologize to them. sigh, so many camel toes and just not enough time!!!!! I have sent a note to organ transplant folks to use my tongue in case anyone wants it. I want to thank you all again for all for the notes and emails sent, it helped me get through the shitty days and I really appreciated it. If I am not too drugged tonight, I will try and get on chat. After Friday, if you want to chat, please send me a note to the gmail address, as it may be more discrete for me to look at. So I will not be attending the next Cerb Spring Social, but I hope you all have naughty fun, end up laughing at all the stupid things I have said and done, and end up with mighty hangovers!!! As previously stated either my brother or a very good friend of mine will come on and let you know how far I got. I will get to the Super Bowl, but not the Masters! Have a shot at the bar in my memory! And when you hear Monty Python being played, smile and think of me. See you on the other side. Peace Tom TheLiquor

I called EB yesterday and tried to book appointment with Kelsea had no luck! When I ask who is available only 4 girls to choose from. Things must be slow or they girls must had moved on or was let go!

Apple cider vinegar is great! Great for lots of home remedies

After 30 days in The Corner.....My Timeout Is Over ;-) Hear Me Rrrroar Again....and Again. INDEPENDENT. Downtown, Upscale and Discreet. TEXT ONLY: 613-899-5879 AVAILABILITY: Monday-Friday 1030-5pm RATES: 140-30MINS, 180-45MINS & 220-60MINS

Cool topic idea:) I have been told I give an extremely nice hand job. I think that if you are creative, and putting alot of visual stimulation to your hand job it helps in the art of teasing and pleasing. Visual stimulation is the key to any kind of session. I will use my breasts, rubbing the head of the penis up and down between my breast, on my nips, and always lots of good lube:) This is a good way to start it off and returning to this method a few times throughout. Visual stimulation is also shared by almost touching the penis to my lips, not really doing it, a mere warm breath is felt, and this is great arousal!! I find many men like it when your hand covers over the head, and not stroking down, but rather stroking up wards. Changing your grip and pressure is a must, so that you are not boring your participant. When done proper, this can be so much fun and your participant will be so excited and aroused that all other activities are forgotten about, and the satisfaction is certainly felt:)