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I say: "Oh sweet! The penis picture exchange game! Here's mine"! Then I send the picture of a penis twice their size. Or I send a very nasty one, the medical record type of nasty one. I got this idea from a lady here, but I don't remember who. I just thought it was brilliant, hahaha! They see me trollin', they hatin'...

I agree with what Emma has said, younger gentleman usually are immature, clueless and lacking respect, as well their emails are usually atrocious. I personally have found more mature gentlemen know what they are looking for, have manners and well are less likely to cross the line by asking to see me off the clock or if they can come for free cause they are that dam hot. Young men, if you think telling me your attractive makes me want to see you, your wrong. It makes you sound arrogant. As for the race thing, when I owned my agency (pardon my terms here) the black girl who worked for me did not wish to see black men, her reasoning was the pimp card. While its wrong to generalize, she was in the biz for many years and saw who she was comfortable with. You can't sum all black men in the same boat so to say, but it was her preference and I respected it 100%. How some men prefer and only see blondes, she preferred not to see men from her background.

Seeing my daughter smile and hearing her laugh. she has had a real hard time suffering from depression. she is off her meds and the old daughter I missed is coming back. she even took a long bath and got all cleaned up for school tomorrow. those that suffer from depression or know someone that has it I am sure can appreciate that these are big steps for her and I am very proud of her.

I have signed up with a email relay service. lets see how that works.

The age thing for me is a few things: maturity is the biggest issue how they inquire about the "date". Usually one worded...example "hey" young guys mostly think their all that and then some..they'll say things like"i'm so hot you should do me for free". think they are porn stars I have 3 sons in their 20's so it's a little weird for me.. I do see some guys in the high 20's but i seem to get a lot of requests from 23 year olds...the good thing about the 23 yo is that they are proud of there age and will always tell you..lol I just tell them call me in a few years. As far as the race thing goes it's not a problem for me so I can't answer that.

Ive made a collage of all my penis pics. Maybe I'll bring it to the next social. Lmao kidding I usually ignor them or send them a pic of Charlie.

Saw my doctor today, and the news was reassuring. Was expecting the worst, still don't know what's the problem, but at least ruled out several scary ones.

Much love to you and her . I am proud of you both. I understand! All Gods and the Universes light to you both, I'm excited but not surprised. xoxo Congratulations!!

I have been a member of this board since 2009 and have only been asked for this service one time in 6 years. The request was also from a person known to ask other ladies. Yes there are many sides to this industry as we have just looked at. Just because it is not part of my reality I know this exists. I try to help and mentor young ladies and feel people do take advantage of the young, financially needy and vulnerable. We all need to stop and think seriously about this issue. Many gentlemen are partnered and I often wonder how they could justify taking home any sort of STD to their partner. I always remind young ladies that they have their whole life in front of them and that this life is worth much more that the ( perhaps ) $100 tip offered. It doesn't matter how ridiculous the request is . If its been requested by anyone that means to me its been received already.

Luckily, I cannot send or receive pictures by phone, but if one does arrive by email, I usually ignore and delete. A (now retired) lady I knew said she used to reply by sending back a really ugly pic of one with the message "how do you like mine"? Hilarious.

Oh my, oh my. If I'm busy I just delete . If I have a moment I remind him all men have one of those and its really common knowledge. Then I tell him I more interested in his brain that his penis. That always stops any communication.

Ad Dr. Seuss would say... I like kissing here or there. I like kissing anywhere. I like kissing deep or light I do like them if alright. I do like them on on the lips I do like them on all bits. I do like them here or there. I do like them anywhere. I do like them with some tongue. I do think they are quite fun. On a train! In a tree! In a car! Yes, come kiss me! I would, could, on a "box". I would, could, with a fox(y lady). I will kiss her feet to hair. I will kiss here or there. I will kiss her anywhere. I will kiss both lips and ass. I will kiss a lady with sass. I do like them Brad-I-am. Ahem. As for safety. Well nothing is 100% safe in this world and everyone has to decide for themselves what their comfort level is. I'll respect a lady's preference if she has a no-kissing rule though I won't deny disappointment. I do not, however, recommend kissing a dementor...

I'm sorry to say you probably wont have much luck in the Valley I have been there three times and am well known for using the best hotels available. You know exactly what we have to choose from ( your area) so why tell me my choice of hotel is not right for you , chances of being seen etc. I tried three different places , it was impossible to satisfy you . Nothing was good enough. Now I take all considerations into play , perhaps I am not your type, fair really. However in the last two years three different friends have tried to visit you with the same results. Ladies try and try but do you expect us to arrive and sit losing a great deal of money? Be serious if u wish for company. I will never venture that way again but I bet future touring ladies will require deposits and that is only fair..

Sunshine, warm(er) weather and flip flops! :)

I laugh, shake my head, then have a "yurk" moment, mark as spam, delete, and forget about it. Dick pics are a turn off! Additional comment: And no, Lee, you cannot send me one either lol

I know lately I've actually received a few dick pics literally out of the blue from guys. :icon_rolleyes: So, I'm wondering personally how everyone handles these! Out of curiosity, ladies (&service gents), how do you react to this? Personally, I have a habit of either ceasing contact or getting angry at the guy in question. Gentlemen, why do you send this, if you ever have? I mean only if you've sent these photos without any indication that she wants one-- do you feel like it may be expected of you to send? :ThankYou:

Hello everyone, Because of my personality I could not go without DFK because when I do so I exchange a part of my passionate personality and also get one of yours... if need be there is personal mouth wash in bath room. Personally before an encounter with a gentleman I chew gum to have a nice breath. I also kiss straight when U walk in to really set the mood. Then again everybody is different... Barbara xxoo

when they say that to me I tell them great I charge by the inch. Lol

Oh Yay !!! Awesome Gabs !!!! and seeing it's flip flop season be a good time to put on a bikini !! :) Then take a picture and put it on your avatar and put your Hab's T away until 2116 ................................ on a side note.... I loveeeeee your avatar.....Tis Hot !!! not the team tho ..... don't like the team....never will.... unless somebody gives me a billion dollars.........then I like the team. Night night

I laugh when I get texts asking me if I'd like to see his 10 or 12 inch... I always say "no thanks, I couldn't handle that anyways". Usually leaves them speechless. But honestly, it's the truth...

I've never understood people doing this. Cutting off contact seems the most appropriate although some of you have some pretty funny responses above LOL

I for one would never pre-announce my shortcomings as it were. Peace MG

I have officially changed Hump Day to Worship Wednesday....and intend to celebrate it every day of the week....starting tomorrow!

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For me, kissing is seductive, it always turns me on... Especially if you remember that I love kisses on the neck as well ;) Kissing is something natural when connection is shared. I also think it makes the date more fulfilling and fun. Who will say the opposite ? Who doesn't like to feel the heat raise, one's body getting warmer and the atmosphere becoming more sensual... ? You know when you think: omg, he/she is into it, this is going to be really nice and fun !! This being said, each his own and I understand and respect people that find it too intimate or engaging. For those who like kissing, a magical date might be what will come next... ;)

Hi there, I'm based out of Calgary where we mainly use CAF, I'd just like to say hi and get acquainted with the lovely people on this board. Also, I'm wondering if there's an SP lounge, as I'm traveling next week and would like to discuss an interesting call I received. Thanks a bunch, Micki xx

Should be a live from the Red Carpet thing. Peace MG

OMG.... isn't DEEP FRENCH KISSING..... amazing? I love when a lady is into kissing... it brings the encounter to a whole new level!

30 minutes just isn't enough time to get to know a lady, and be comfortable with her before having an intimate encounter. On the other hand, I never seem to last a full hour, especially when I'm with a lady that is very sensual.I've requested 45 minute appointments a few times and am usually accommodated. For me, a 45 minute appointment means that I have enough time for an enjoyable encounter, and I can visit my favorite ladies a bit more frequently. Would anyone else like to see 45 minute appointments become a standard offering?

Very important in a session. And please don't advertise yourself as GFE if you're not going to kiss that is simply false advertising. I fully understand that lady reserves that right, if the client has poor mouth hygiene but when you go to a session and she says "ahhh no, I don't exchange any body fluids " then you know what? Put that in your advertisement, let's be very very upfront about it.

Not that I condone or partake in unprotected sex and like Katherine stated god forbid you ever catching anything and bringing it home to your partner there are many nasty STI 's that can be caught by many of the activities we partake in. Its a very slippery slope , let's not fool ourselves or send the wrong message into thinking these activities are any less risky.

Well sipping, OK gulping my first morning coffee. Then down to the car, first stop Timmies for coffee two, and Ottawa here I come See you tonight RG

This is a social that I had planned to attend until my recent setbacks. I'm sure that everyone will have a great time. I shall be thinking of you this evening and if anyone needs an excuse, feel free to give out lots of hugs on my behalf. Thanks Loneskater for your efforts. Have fun everybody!

Miss Alexandria and SuperSkater ;) Once again sounds like a fantabulous job organizing and much much fun will be had by all I am sure !!! Scheduling conflicts had me trying to be in two places a day apart and unsuccessful flight plans caused me to pass this time as I notified skates awhile back. I have a couple door prizes on route with a beautiful lady tomorrow for the girls. Bought them in January for the social when I was out cause it is my favorite store in OTown to shop for you sexy ladies.....and in all my wisdom flew them right back home with me to Siberia here ???? Dohhhh Anyhoooooooooooooooo Have a great time tomorrow night everyone !!! I shall try again next time. Keep your stick on the ice........ and keep outta the trailer out back ;) Cheers !!!

wtf i bought a tux for nothing lol

Due to last weeks storm I hope to visit again next week. Get ready PEI, I am rested and ready to rock your world, Firm dates to be announced soon! Love to all my dear island friends. Katherine will never leave you for long . Please see dates by the weekend or sooner . The strong energy in PEI cant keep me away so lets move with that experience, all we have to offer each other and part company more whole and complete. The flow of the moment never steers us wrong . This is what makes your time with me special, the flow of the moment and the hot desire that carries us to another dimension. Take my hand and allow me to take you there ! Katherine xoxo xoxo

If I catch loneskater on that trailer I will send you some ;).. sorry you cant make it. Gents will certainly miss you

Good evening everyone. Just got back from some social shopping. We got good deals on entertainment so we decided to add those savings to lady's door prizes. So ladies, if you bought a ticket you don't want to miss a great evening. Besides what some members are donating, we have 16 door prizes to draw and some items have a detail price of 120 US dollar! Gents as always some of the spa's will be contributing with Massage specials! Therefore we will have some great prizes, music, some entertainment and food. It should be a great evening. BTW, that trailer out back is mine for the evening. Boobie traps have been set just in case Hornee69 moves in on my turf!!!

RG: You sure are up early! I was not implying in my previous posts that ''feelings'' necessarily mean love (although it can), so I guess it will mean different things to different people. Perhaps puppy love is a good way to describe how it begins. I would say it is a feeling that you really like this person (more than just chemistry) and you could perhaps see yourself dating this person or being in a relationship with them if it is mutual. I believe love is something that is built over time and knowing the other person a lot better, but it can happen here too. Also, when you said ''A lady wants a good client, not a boyfriend'', that is not always the case (but most of the time yes). Speaking from experience, this has happened to me on more than one occasion (she, or I or both wanted more). Some of my best relationships came from unusual circumstances. I realize some ladies here will never entertain a relationship with a ''client'' but others certainly will. It happens more often than you seem to think. And let's not forget another scenario here where a lady meets a client she likes, leaves the industry and then chooses to pursue a relationship. This happens too. In the end, have no fear: Life is complicated and even if your feelings get hurt, you'll bounce back over time. Now I hope no one gets me wrong and thinks I am out there actively trying to find a gf on here (there are certainly better ways for me to do so), but I'm just saying it can happen naturally without expecting it. I also agree with Tempted Monk's comment about being able to have feelings for someone and not being weird about it. I don't think non-mutual feelings = death when it comes to a cerb connection, as long as it does not make the time spent together awkward. In my experience, mutual feelings will take its own course. I realize my view may not be popular, but it is based on my life well wasted. :icon_biggrin:

There is a trailer out back?? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!! Additional Comments: Just a warning for tomorrow night about the trailer. "If it's a rockin..., don't be knockin....! Additional Comments: At my age, I asked the Doctor for half a prescription of Viagra. He said "That won't give you full erection." I said "I don't want a full erection, I just wanna get it out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers!".

I think there is a distinction between feelings and chemistry. I personally screen on chemistry, so that we both have a fun time and it's not "mechanical" as you said - but do we want feelings involved, meaning someone hurt down the line? No!

Sometimes, and I used to be able to openly express it here, but like all things... they change. My mind however hasn't. It's still dirty, vulgar to some, however it's perceived, I like my thoughts, they bring me pleasure and sometimes others, and there's nothing wrong with pleasure:)

Strictly legit. Decent therapeutic massage but I wouldn't drive across town for it. And I mean Stittsville, not Ottawa...

Love kissing...for me it's what brings the connection.

It's almost certainly been mentioned here before, but it's been happening so much lately, and it's a definite turn-off. Men who see me, we have a great time together, and then afterwards try and convince me to see them off the clock later, and then try and make me feel bad when I obviously decline. I just find that disrespectful..unless the lady has explicitly discussed with you that she would like to see you in her free time, you shouldn't try and convince her to, and then shame her when she says no. Nothing's more of a turn-on then a man who is respectful of the relationship you both have in the time you meet, and never makes you feel bad about it ;) Posted via Mobile Device

Yeah... enforced monogamy is the product of a society in which people are viewed as property, and relationships are contracts for that property's disposition. And yup, religion was the moral institution for the longest time and enforced the principle of monogamy with the careful logic of all religious edicts: "because I say so". Now that those kind of external moral guardians are fading away, we're each left to decide for ourselves how we want to live our personal, romantic, and sexual lives. Monogamy is now just one of many choices available. BUT... I think most people would agree that to be ethically poly, you need to be open with your partner; everyone has to be on the same page in order to participate equally as a consenting adult. I'm thrilled to bits that people are exploring this freedom to find what works for them. But at the same time, monogamous relationships are still entirely cool for a lot of perfectly healthy and liberal-minded people. And such voluntary monogamy can be a source of enormous strength when the relationship is healthy, functional, and satisfying. It's all about how particular people are wired up, and what they need and expect from their relationships. We're human beings, and enormously diverse. So those needs, and what it takes to meet them, are naturally all over the map.

Monogamy is something that has been pushed on us - mainly be religion - but which is not natural for some people. Even monogamous species of animal have been observed with other mates. I disagree that it's not cheating when you see someone else because it is. UNLESS the two people in a formerly monogamous relationship sat down, talked and agreed that the relationship is no longer monogamous. Then it's not cheating. Furthermore, women - according to many statistics - cheat more than men. So while the husbands are coming to see us, chances are pretty good the wives have their own thing going on on the side. To hold to the old belief that men cheat more than women is naive. Monogamy works for some and it doesn't work for others. The most important thing is to recognize what works for you and what doesn't and don't lie to your partner about it. Polyamory takes a hell of a lot more emotional maturity and communication than you'd think (I know this because 90% of my friends are poly and have a primary and up to two or three secondaries). You have to be honest with yourself, and then be honest with your primary partner when you're discussing what the parameters you are both comfortable with are. Polyamory takes work, but it's for people who want to have multiple relationships, as opposed to the people who use the word "polyamorous" as an excuse to basically sleep around. Polyamory is not sleeping around. It's having multiple relationships. Not flings. There's no one-size-fits-all. Some people just want to be promiscuous. Others want multiple relationships. Others still are happy with one relationship. Heck, some people don't want anything: fling or relationship. It's their life and whatever mess they may make through dishonesty is theirs to clean up.

sexy is hot summer day, a woman with a big smile, a white tshirt, jean short shorts, sweaty and a bit of dirt on her from working outside. I see that and I want to take her over my shoulder to the barn and find us a bed of hay

This was posted from another thread. But seems applicable :) The honest husband A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep, awakening around 8:00 pm. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless complied. He slipped into his shoes and drove home. "Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he entered the house. "Darling, I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my secretary and we've been having sex all afternoon. I fell asleep and didn't wake up until eight o'clock." The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!".