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3 pointsHello everyone, I actually feel quite nervous posting this. Which I must confess seems rather strange. This is Porthos, returning back to this wonderful community after nearly a year away. Yes, it is true, you never can really leave. It feels wonderful returning, and while I may not be as active as I once was, I'm looking forward to sharing in the fellowship and friendship of lyla (I'm going to have some trouble getting used to the new name). I've spent the last few days lurking. Glad to see many familiar faces. Surprised and saddened to seem some that are missing. Reading Tom's (theliquor's) final thread left me with tears in my eyes, and I regret not being here during his final postings. Anyway, enough rambling. As you can see, I've retired Porthos. I decided that perhaps a different musketeer was in order. So Athos it is. for those who know their Alexandra Dumas, they can speculate as to the reasons for the change. Cheers everyone, it is good to be back. I'm looking forward to reconnecting with my many friends here, and making many new friends. Athos
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2 pointsThe Most Beautiful Way To Stop A Bully I've Ever Seen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ii6L_Aux9RU Peace
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2 pointsNot sure exactly what I will be eating, but I will be dining at one of the BEST restaruants in Whitehorse. http://gandpsteakhouse.com
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2 pointsDid you know: A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off - it dies from starvation! http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/fact-or-fiction-cockroach-can-live-without-head/
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2 pointsHello Gentlemen, Thank you for taking the time to stop by... My name is Khloe! & I'm Available For Your Relaxation Pleasures Now until 4:30pm at Vibe! Sparkling & Bubbly is my personality, just like a fine glass of Champagne! I'm sweet & petite with long blonde hair, intoxicating green eyes... & curves in all the right places. My Only Desire Is To Leave You Smiling From Ear To Ear... & a little weak in the knees :wink: Enjoy The Warm Company of A Sexy Blonde Beauty Today! For more information and to book an appointment with me: Please call VIBE at 613 680 8059! My Upcoming Availability Is: Now until 4:30pm! & Wedesday: OFF Thursday: OFF Friday: 4pm-10pm Saturday: 4pm-10pm Let's Relax In Luxury Together This Week! You Can Check Out My Recommendations: HERE! & My DUO Recommendation: HERE! xoxo
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2 pointsSeth Casteel is an award-winning photographer and the New York Times Best Selling Author of Underwater Dogs and Underwater Puppies. In February of 2012, Seth's series of photos showcasing dogs diving into swimming pools became an Internet sensation overnight, resuilting in a book deal with Little, Brown and Company. Now with over half a million copies in print around the world, Underwater Dogs is one of the best selling photography books in history. In 2007, Seth began volunteering to photograph homeless pets to help them find loving families. These improved, positive photos showcased unique personalities, resulting in countless adoptions. Since then, Seth has developed a career as a Lifestyle Pet Photographer, accepting commissions and commercial assignments, collaborating with dozens of publishers and exhibiting his artwork in galleries around the world. His work has been published in National Geographic Magazine, The New York Times Magazine and in hundreds of other magazines, newspapers and calendars. Seth has appeared on Good Morning America, NBC NIGHTLY NEWS with Brian Williams, CBS This Morning, The Meredith Vieria Show, NPR Morning Edition, The Insider and Inside Edition. He has traveled the world in pursuit of his passion, working with animals on five continents. Seth's non-profit campaign, One Picture Saves a Life, inspires, empowers and educates animal ambassadors around the world to improve the image of rescue and adoption through positive photography.
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2 pointsA recent study found the average golfer walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found golfers drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a Year. That means, on average, golfers get about 41 miles to the gallon. Kind of makes you proud -- makes you feel almost like a hybrid. :icon_biggrin:
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2 pointsSitting alone in bed, bored of playing by myself and wondering why am I having such a hard getting together with SPs. That stupid new law is really ruining my play time.
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2 pointsSmiling:) Because I'm so fortunate. I'm healthy, happy and have two of the cutest dogs, a few good friends and an ability to overcome anything that is set in front of me:)
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1 pointSo... last year we discussed things that were awesome... not like a billion diamonds awesome, but like sunshine awesome. This year we are looking at the anti-awesome. Things that suck. Large. But not large like a plane crash, or having your toes grow together (if that happens)... everyday suck stuff that you can look back at and sorta, giggle. 1. Grooming yourself at the public restroom, you lean too close to the vanity. It appears SOMEONE had been doing a full body bath before you. Result... faux pee stain on the front of your khakis. 2. You struggle and strain with the lid on a jar of something... say like jam (or instead of like jam, jam would suffice.) You pound it with a knife, you whack it on the floor, you run it under cold water. Finally brute force spells success. As you make the final brutal turn, the jar slips from your hand, flies through the air and crashes to the floor. Smashed into a million pieces, a million gooey sticky pieces. You have the lid in your hand. 3. In an intimate gathering you feel the discomfort of excess abdominal pressure. Using your ninja skills, you pass the discord silently into the room... forgetting the meal of cabbage rolls and sauerkraut the night before. No one is amused; they look at you and speak of a person that dines regularly on roadkill....
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1 pointAfter being on Cerb for over 3 years now. I've met many women from Cerb, of all sizes and races and ages. I've become on-line friends with many of them thou chat and PM's. I've also read most of the threads here and have come to the conclusion that the women that are the most successful and that I have had the best sessions with are women who truly love their work. I've learnt that some of these women started being an SP or MA due to personal circumstances. But have learnt that they actually enjoy doing this type of work and planned on doing it for as long as they can. These women enjoy giving and receiving pleasure and companionship. And as long as you are a gentleman and have good hygiene they welcome with you with open arms. And for the allocated time, they focus their attention on giving you companionship and pleasure. And if the chemistry is there and connection made. a friendship may be form where repeat encounters may occur with each one getting better and better as the comfort level and trust level form between two consenting adults. I have been lucky and have many encounters with kind loving women that I have continued contact with. Like any other job. If you truly love your work, and are good at it, success will come to you. This is a job where you can offer companionship and pleasure to men that are lonely or just lack the physical intimacy that humans need due to unfortunate circumstances. I am truly grateful to have met so many women that love their work and hope to meet many more. It really has changed my life. xoxoxox to all of you.
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1 pointI just finished watching the Bruce Jenner interview with Dianne Sawyer, and I have to say, I have a new found respect for him, coming out to society about transgender! As he spoke, I could relate to his feelings of not being able to "come out", to family and friends, in fear of their reaction, being an SP, I felt the same way, just recently I started posting face pics, which have given me a sense of freedom, just because I am an SP doesn't mean there aren't many more areas to my life, but at the end of the day, for myself I am glad I made that decision! Throughout the interview he discussed feelings of how others would look at him, but he new this is who he is, and society be damned! I learned from his interview, that no matter who or what people see us as, I am still me, and proud to be who I am, so Bruce Jenner I thank you for coming out to the world, you have my highest respect!!
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1 pointIts days away from May and its snowing... seriously enough....
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1 pointGot home a couple of minutes ago waiting for my daughter to get here with takeout Chinese food. Sent from my Passport using Tapatalk
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1 pointI am going to guess you do not speak english as a first language (and there's nothing wrong with that), so make sure you are 100% sure of what you are saying when you ask an escort "technical" questions, and see if a friend can tell you a more discreet way of saying "boob sex", as some ladies will stop communicating with you when you make a direct request of a sexual nature. I believe in the industry this is called a "Russian", by the way
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1 pointI am sorry gentlemen, I had to revamp my dates, to visit your beautiful city's, my schedule is now edged in stone! (I will be seeing you very soon) I am commencing my tour in my home province PEI- Charlottetown is my first stop, on Friday May 1, until Sunday May 3,,from there, I am crossing the water, headed to New Brunswick, bringing along all of my sexy treats for you! I will be staying at an up scale hotel, all linens and amenities provided, a fresh shower, for you or both of us! Once we meet, I will captivate you like no other, with my 115 slender frame, 34C chest, long dark hair, mesmerizing hazel eyes, sun kissed skin, and a smile to brighten up any room! Whether it be an all night encounter or brief visit, our time together will be so memorable, you will want me again and again! Til we meet, kisses Victoria Side Note: I apologize for my duo becoming a solo, due to personal conflict lifestyle choices Call or text- No blocked calls 902 432 9036 Twitter- Victoriaphenix1 Email- [email protected] Maritime Tour Dates: Charlottetown Friday May 1- Sunday May 3 Fredericton- Monday May 4- Wednesday May 6 St John- Thursday May 7- Saturday May 9 Moncton- Sunday May 10- Tuesday May 12 Experience Pure Seduction - Maritime Tour
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1 pointDid you know the drummer for Bruno Mars' band "The Hooligans" is actually his brother Eric Hernandez? Bruno Mars was born Peter Gene Hernandez. I saw Bruno Mars in concert last year. He is an awesome performer!
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1 pointGrateful that it only took 1 successful prick this morning & not 11 unsuccessful ones like yesterday (easy there fellas, it was for a blood test) -- Additional Comments: Spoke too soon, they just called and said they forgot to take an additional tube :( Back for the 3rd day in a row. At least it's going to be Sunny tomorrow! :)
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1 pointI think these are much more than just pet peeves and only for the reason it happens so often but in any case they are upsetting "pet peeves". 1. Sites that steal your pictures, contact info and in doing so put the wrong name on the ad they placed with my stolen content for me. This is no way to get business, any professional site wouldn't pull such slimy tactics. I have removed one but now another one has appeared and I am unable to remove it as I did the first, I am now taking a much different approached for it to be removed. 2. Seeing my words verbatim copied and pasted on another ladies ad. It's distasteful, extremely unprofessional and happens way too often. Things like this should never happen but they do, no two ladies are alike and our ads reflect our uniqueness and originality. I just have to shake my head at such actions like this. This is so disappointing to see/read my work/wording just copied and pasted like it's alright. It's not alright, it's theft!
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1 pointYour New Favourite M.A & Companion My name is Stacy, and I'm an extremely passionate girl. I'm always fun, flirtatious, sensual and seductive. I enjoy sensual and passionate encounters with gentlemen who enjoy them as well. I enjoy taking my time and appreciating every tantalizing moment of pleasure. I'm definitely some one you will feel comfortable with. :smile: If we haven't met yet.What are you waiting for ? Lets make a connection. I'm sure you wont be disappointed and our time together will be most memorable. I provide an amazing service that I truly enjoy with you. I love trying new things and I'm very open minded, Massage is one of my specialties. CHECK OUT MY RECOMMENDATIONS :wink: http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=201797 Book Your Appointment NOW! I have M.A rates, and Companion rates. Massage is always included in Your time with Me*** Available April 28th 10am-8pm Text, Call or P.M me for more info or to book your time with me. :smile: For same day appointments please text or call (text preferred) Located Downtown Free Parking
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1 pointGot time to play and fun money since January piling up but still can't get over the possibility of getting caught up in the new law.
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1 pointThese are all advertising terms that are supposed to be attractive and draw interest....so I thought I'd try them, lol. However, there is truth in my advertising, since what I offer isn't available in stores. I could be cost effective, cheaper than a girlfriend, anyways;) Scientifically proven, well that maybe a stretch, but a visit with me I'm sure, most scientists would agree, can leave one feeling happier, more relaxed, less stressed, enlightened, intrigued and even in need of more:icon_eek: Award winning? Well some have eluded to my talents as such, my legs having the possibility to and my personality and looks, well you just have to see for yourself:icon_wink: So why not take some time for yourself, have a laugh, maybe a drink, and indulge in Cristycurves. Hourly and 1/2 hr appts available. Please call -902-453-6323-I book all appts by phone only. Have a happy day and smile it'll make everything better.
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1 pointThe only thing I love to do, (10 min from Downtown) Is put a big happy grin on you. So hurry up and give me a call, I know you'll have such a ball. Huge OMG it's a nice day out Special Rose Fun : 100 roses/hh and 180 roses/hour let's have fun 140 roses/half hour, 200 roses/hour, 270roses/hour and half, 360 roses/2hours Cerb Members Special Massage Rate: 100 roses/half hour 130 roses/45 min 150 roses/1 hour What can I say this is one treat you will love to dine on again and again. Classy, Sassy So if you play nice you may even get to play twice. Once is not enough to fully appreciate what this Lady is like, 5' 5" tall with an amazing set of curvy hips that beg to be held on to,curly auburn hair that flows , warm inviting eyes and a very, very pretty face, all this with a sparkling personality,nimble talented hands, and the great conversations are even thrown in for free. Roll playing, couples and ----------. massage, so much more available. Jolie XoX 613-266-9918 Please no Blocked or Private numbers
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1 pointI came across a video the other day and I decided to share here because while watching it, although I felt so happy that I am aware of what I'm worth (my inner value, not looks) I also realized that it wasn't always the case and that it took a lot of self-work to get there and also I was blessed with great people and circumstances to walk into my life to learn to appreciate myself because I know my value and I don't need anyone to say it to me. The video is directed to women but I really want to share this with both men and women, although I'm sure the women here will give it a different perspective because another thing that clicked me while watching it was how in this profession we can sometimes be put up on a pedestal and others not very appreciated however thinking about it on the men's side of this business, some also stereotype those who pay to spend time with a lady ... Bullshit! I've met some wonderful men through this, nicer than some jerks I've met in my personal life, same way I know many ladies here are better people that women who aren't escorts. So here's this video for all of us to remember that our worth is based on our actions which make us a better or not so better person but being on cerb and what it involves is not one of them :)
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1 pointStarting to realize that I need some single friends... while watching a recorded episode of Mad Men
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1 pointI changed mine twice. When I first joined the board I was completely new to everything and joined on a whim, made my mistakes and then returned wiser and better. The second came when I realized I had outgrown my second name in different ways. I kept the first part as it was very much a part of me, just tweaked the second to envelop all of my better. Now I'm feeling like this is very much my "fit".
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1 pointThings didn't work out with an SP today, so I made an appointment at Vibe. It was my first time. I received a double massage from Julia and Khloe which was amazing. Khloe will be mentioned in a separate post, but both were awesome. Julia, is extremely pretty and the website don't really let you see how stunning she is. The massage and shower were great and they were both really personable and friendly. I would highly recommend Juila.
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1 point... that there is a difference between being out of shape and being over weight? I learned that today and can't help but think it is good to know.... seems I am able to now cross both off my list of things to accomplish :) Sent from my Passport using Tapatalk
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1 pointA bottle of "Menage a trois " Wine Sent from my Passport using Tapatalk
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1 pointOk so this might sound complicated... from the pictures in the advertisement I have already seen her way back when she had a 613 area code # and wasn't showing face pics back then... So I do remember her by her face pics... But I don't remember if she changed her name since seeing her... If I remember correctly she had a review thread here that I'm unable to find under the name Tia... But the girl I do remember was really nice to be with and was open minded. Hope that helps and maybe someone else can add more info. Sorry couldn't be more helpful.
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1 pointWhen he walk in the door . I am most happy to see a big smile . That indicates his first impression of me is positive and helps me relax.
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1 pointHi darling, I am starting the week with a look of a severe teacher with a nice and sexy bun babe! Have U been a good student lately chéri ?! I am a sexy 'dame de compagnie' and I am very open minded darling! I just know how to indulge and pamper and U might just want to come back again and again hun! I have a vibrant and bubbly personality and I am a mature babe, pretty with mid long, curly flamboyant red hair, sexy green doe eyes, natural 38D and curvy as pics in my albums suggest. Sexy schedule of the week of April 27th to May 1 st Monday from 10 am to 4 pm, Tuesday and Wednesday, 9 am to 4 pm. Thursday, 10 am to 4 pm. Friday, 9 am to 4 pm. Unsure of upcoming weekend yet darling. Beginners welcome! To book: 819-500-8897 Barbara or [email protected]. Otherwise darling when U come over, have your envelope ready and please hand it to me directly as U walk in. Let me put it away and proceed to the bath room or my nest of indulgence. Thanks darling! Je parle aussi français chéri ! Yo hablo espanol tambien querido !
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1 pointI know I'm a lead foot but geez people at least go the speed limit! I :icon_mad: slow drivers, I encountered so many yesterday, I guess what they say about Sunday drivers is true.
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1 pointBack in 1995 I was in Montreal on business. After a particularly draining day, I decided to indulge in a little company. Now remember, this was before internet, so the "search" consisted of looking at the ads in the local newspapers. One ad caught my eye. Blonde quebecoise, 21yrs old, blue eyes. Sounded good. I called the number and arranged for a one-hour date. "Kim" arrives at my hotel room. Yup, she was gorgeous, but something was adrift. She walks in, calls the agency and the date begins. She undresses and lays on the bed. I was massaging her back when it hit me.. she fell asleep!! Wow, someone else had a worse day than me! Then the snoring started. Wonderful. I tried to shake her a bit to wake her up, but she was sound asleep. A bit of panic set in. I didn't know what to do. I am still dressed, so I decide to sit on the chair and have a smoke. Kim was on her stomach, naked and sound asleep, in a pose that reminded me of Jill Masterson covered in gold in the James Bond movie "Goldfinger". After about an hour, a woman calls the hotel room, says she is calling for Kim. I explained the situation and the woman on the phone yells out "merde!". Another 15-20 minutes go by and there's a knock on my door. The person identifies herself as the woman from the agency. She enters and proceeds to wake up Kim. Kim is groggy but starts to put her clothes on. The other woman checks Kim's purse and makes sure she is dressed ok. The woman returns my envelope and apologizes. Both women left my room a few moments later. Thus ended my first experience. It would be another two years before I even thought of entertaining another encounter. CM
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1 pointBP- raising their AD rates! Pretty soon there going to want a percentage of our encounters
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1 pointNot necessarily a red flag here. She did not read the rules and broke a post title rule so her ad was removed by a mod, this locks her from posting for 12 hours so she made another account to circumvent the 12 hour repost suspension. She should have read the rules. She got a 7 day suspension (multiple pm's and stuff were also involved) we want her to know we are serious about her reading the rules before using the site further.
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1 pointI would say that it depends on the angle you took when you wrote your book. In fact, you might be the only one to know which category of readers are primarily targeted. Hope it helps ;-)
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1 pointThanks everyone for an entertaining read... Of course the bottom line here, as has already been pointed out a few times, is that you are either okay giving more detailed personal information or you aren't. Yea or Nay Arguing the reasons why a companion chooses to have certain specifications in order to spend time with her is not accomplishing anything. A lady chooses her rules and what she's okay with and that's that. I'm not even going to go into reasons why saying shit like "if she wants your real info you should have hers, too" is skewed logic at it's best. If you don't understand why you're being obtuse, me adding yet another explanation is hardly going to enlighten you. I get that guys want to protect their privacy just as much as the ladies do. But again: if you don't like the way a lady handles her business, then find someone who is more suited to you. No need to try to use weird logic to justify your stance. Move on to another companion whose expectations and requirements are at a level you are willing to meet. Wow! Rocket science! Okay kids, let's all make nice and go about our lives.
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1 pointa turn off when booking with a clients is when: a client asks to lower my rates. in the words of Jimmy Fallon's alter ego "sarah" it makes me feel "EW!"
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1 pointGuys who book to just cancel, seems to be a game some like to play. What they feel they accomplish doing this is beyond me, however, I do keep a bad date list and know that guys that do this have the character flaw, not I:)
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1 pointFirst:) I don't refer to this as a job, to me a job is something that needs to be done or that you have to do. I do this by choice, not out of necessity and now, for enjoyment. When I first started experimenting in the adult industry the reasons were many-from - ' wanting to walk on the wild side" to bunk tradition, because I wanted to push boundaries, etc. None of the reasons were the right ones, until now:) I've tried it all too, dancing, running services, being independent, working for a service/services and through it all I've met catty vindictive girls, assholes, pimps, bullies, fake friends, cowards, the worst of the worst. Yet I stayed and I stay because I know escorting/providing and I have something together;) and that there will be and are good and nasty people everywhere and in every profession, neighbourhood, and lifestyle. Learning how to ignore and deal with the bad and appreciate and celebrate the good is key in living happily as is finding an activity you love and truly enjoy. I love how I feel after I have a successful encounter and how I've made the other person feel. I thrive on that excitement, joy, sensuality and pleasure. Its the good;) I can do this 7 days a week or one. 1 week a month or 4, 6 months out of a year, or 2 and until I choose not to:) I suppose that is why it's good for me, because it's something I don't have to do, it's not a job it's something, an exciting activity I've added to my now very happy life :)
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1 pointI won't pick. Each ad put out by a professional companion is unique...a reflection of that lady's personality, who she is. To me it is as unique as a person's signature. For me to pick an ad would be like publicly picking a lady What is appreciated by this guy is the time and effort a lady invests in herself to present ads that reflect who she is. What isn't appreciated is those, hopefully very few, ladies who steal, well plagarize from professional companions trying to ride a professional companion's coattails. There are no shortcuts in being a professional companion as ladies will tell you. You need to take the time and effort to invest in yourself, not steal from other ladies A rambling RG
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1 pointLadies ad's are or should reveal part of their personality. Therefore my belief, is that the ad's that I review, are all written very well and certainly arouse my attention. All ladies do a excellent job of grabbing our attention. Continue on ladies! You've ALL sparked my interest.
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1 pointI am not going to choose one particular oon or even a couple........ Each lady writes what she thinks she likes and puts herself out there with every word. Posted via Mobile Device
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1 point8. Safety first If you are a guy you KNOW that wearing a condom is akin to drinking beer with a straw. It's not as good as without but in the end, it's not that bad. Wearing a condom let's you go home to your significant other and not wear one. It's as simple as that. It also lets your wickedly awesome provider also go home to HER significant other (if applicable) and not have to demand that they wear one. It creates that safe barrier between both of you and the great unknown. The likelihood is that you are both very clean and very safe... but why take the risk??? If I can only make one super serious point in this entire thread, it's this. STDs are ugly. HIV is heinous. AIDS is deadly. Nuff said on dat. 9. Fragrance I know it's aesthetics, but we all like to smell good. Many of us have a particular scent that just works with our body chemistry. Not every commercially available scent is good. Ice Blue Aqua Velva is a manly scent that many of your grandfathers wore to cover the fact that their homes had no running water and that they could only bathe monthly. Aqua Velva, Brut and Hai Karate should not be worn by any man with a birth date after 1919. Bay Rum is used by pirates to kill scurvy and to keep other lonely, lusty pirates away. Anything that you purchased prior to the millennium should probably be used as drain cleaner. Febreeze is not an acceptable cologne. Scent should be used in a delicate fashion. You should be able to smell it only at very close range. Ohhhh... and your twig and berries do not require the assistance of any eau de cologne. No. They. Don't. Spray cologne on your arm. Now lick your arm. Lick it again. And again. And again. And again. Now give that arm a suck... oh yeah baby, that's what I'm talking about.... lick that arm until it gives you the goods... STOP. What does your mouth taste like? That's why you don't spray stuff on your tackle and bait. Ohhhhh... and here's a tip for both ladies and gents: If you are somebody that has sensitivities to fragrance PLEASE let it be known at time of booking. We all want to have a sexy time. Runny eyes, snotty noses and swollen tongues ... not so sexy. 10. First contact. Ohhhh the jitters. You have seen her. She is beautiful. She has two of those, and one of those and a great one of those... she has a beautiful mind, she expresses herself so well.... she's funny!!! She's profound. She's smart. She's perfect!!!!!!! I gotta write her. I have to PM her and ask if we can get together. I went to her website and checked the rates and the menu (like all SMART hobby guys do ;) ) ... and now I am ready to write her. I know what I want... I have the money put aside (thanks for reminding me of that Old Dog!!)... I am .... FUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKK.... what do I write??? Dear Alotta Fagina ... I have a 10 inch meat girder pulsing with lusty intent <THWACK> ... you're right maybe I was exaggerating, thanks for the head smack. Dear Alotta Fagina... I have a 7 inch purple python of love poised and waiting for your girl cave <THWACK> ... okay... maybe that sounded a little stalker like, but I do get kudos for being more accurate. Thanks again for the head smack. Dear Alotta Fagina... I have a 5.5 inch throbbing man stick just waiting for you to... <THWACK> ... okay... WTF??? Why do you keep hitting me???? Try "Hi Alotta, I saw your website and would be very interested in meeting you next Tuesday afternoon. Please let me know if that works with your schedule! Thanks, Happy Hobbyist." Simplicity works. You aren't writing a Penthouse letter... you are booking with a professional provider. She knows you are interested. She will see your penis. (There I said the penis word. Whooops said it again.) No need to go into goofy graphic detail... plus when you write that stuff, you get that creepy smile and that's frickin' scary ... stop it now. 11. Bacon Sandwiches. Providers - you know it. Bacon sandwiches save lives. It's not necessarily a deal breaker but I think it definitely would be a pot sweetener if you had bacon sandwiches as a mandatory refreshment at your incall. I like mine toasted with lettuce, tomato, mayo and a little salt and pepper. Cut into triangles, but you don't have to cut off the crusts. MegForFun cuts off the crusts for me but that is because she loves me. Bacon sandwiches will improve your business and will put you that much further ahead than providers who only provide ham sandwiches or cheese sandwiches and much further ahead than providers who don't make any sandwiches. Bacon sandwiches just make good business sense. wait there's more.... later ;)
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