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Hello everyone, I actually feel quite nervous posting this. Which I must confess seems rather strange. This is Porthos, returning back to this wonderful community after nearly a year away. Yes, it is true, you never can really leave. It feels wonderful returning, and while I may not be as active as I once was, I'm looking forward to sharing in the fellowship and friendship of lyla (I'm going to have some trouble getting used to the new name). I've spent the last few days lurking. Glad to see many familiar faces. Surprised and saddened to seem some that are missing. Reading Tom's (theliquor's) final thread left me with tears in my eyes, and I regret not being here during his final postings. Anyway, enough rambling. As you can see, I've retired Porthos. I decided that perhaps a different musketeer was in order. So Athos it is. for those who know their Alexandra Dumas, they can speculate as to the reasons for the change. Cheers everyone, it is good to be back. I'm looking forward to reconnecting with my many friends here, and making many new friends. Athos

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Did you know: A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off - it dies from starvation! http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/fact-or-fiction-cockroach-can-live-without-head/

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Seth Casteel is an award-winning photographer and the New York Times Best Selling Author of Underwater Dogs and Underwater Puppies. In February of 2012, Seth's series of photos showcasing dogs diving into swimming pools became an Internet sensation overnight, resuilting in a book deal with Little, Brown and Company. Now with over half a million copies in print around the world, Underwater Dogs is one of the best selling photography books in history. In 2007, Seth began volunteering to photograph homeless pets to help them find loving families. These improved, positive photos showcased unique personalities, resulting in countless adoptions. Since then, Seth has developed a career as a Lifestyle Pet Photographer, accepting commissions and commercial assignments, collaborating with dozens of publishers and exhibiting his artwork in galleries around the world. His work has been published in National Geographic Magazine, The New York Times Magazine and in hundreds of other magazines, newspapers and calendars. Seth has appeared on Good Morning America, NBC NIGHTLY NEWS with Brian Williams, CBS This Morning, The Meredith Vieria Show, NPR Morning Edition, The Insider and Inside Edition. He has traveled the world in pursuit of his passion, working with animals on five continents. Seth's non-profit campaign, One Picture Saves a Life, inspires, empowers and educates animal ambassadors around the world to improve the image of rescue and adoption through positive photography.

A recent study found the average golfer walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found golfers drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a Year. That means, on average, golfers get about 41 miles to the gallon. Kind of makes you proud -- makes you feel almost like a hybrid. :icon_biggrin:

Sitting alone in bed, bored of playing by myself and wondering why am I having such a hard getting together with SPs. That stupid new law is really ruining my play time.

Smiling:) Because I'm so fortunate. I'm healthy, happy and have two of the cutest dogs, a few good friends and an ability to overcome anything that is set in front of me:)

So... last year we discussed things that were awesome... not like a billion diamonds awesome, but like sunshine awesome. This year we are looking at the anti-awesome. Things that suck. Large. But not large like a plane crash, or having your toes grow together (if that happens)... everyday suck stuff that you can look back at and sorta, giggle. 1. Grooming yourself at the public restroom, you lean too close to the vanity. It appears SOMEONE had been doing a full body bath before you. Result... faux pee stain on the front of your khakis. 2. You struggle and strain with the lid on a jar of something... say like jam (or instead of like jam, jam would suffice.) You pound it with a knife, you whack it on the floor, you run it under cold water. Finally brute force spells success. As you make the final brutal turn, the jar slips from your hand, flies through the air and crashes to the floor. Smashed into a million pieces, a million gooey sticky pieces. You have the lid in your hand. 3. In an intimate gathering you feel the discomfort of excess abdominal pressure. Using your ninja skills, you pass the discord silently into the room... forgetting the meal of cabbage rolls and sauerkraut the night before. No one is amused; they look at you and speak of a person that dines regularly on roadkill....

Once in a while you come to realize that so many of our members really don't "get" the whole hobby experience, or rather, they understand that there are rules but believe they are somehow exempt. So let's help them. Let's give some handy tips to make this a more wonderful experience for all. This is a pleasant place so let's keep it constructive... and be aware that the rules shouldn't just be for clients, you can also add some helpful tips that may help a new provider too! Here goes: 1. Appointment time is at 2:00 pm, what time do I arrive? Ummmmm. Hmmmmm. What part of 2:00 pm is ambiguous? A 2 o'clock appointment means you are at her door at 2. Not 1:55, not 2:10. It's seems petty but when you screw up her schedule, you may be screwing up MY schedule. I may be the appointment at 3. I have things to do... and my schedule may not be as loosey goosey as yours. I may be using a very small window of time or I may have "commitments" that see me arriving like clockwork elsewhere. Regardless, when the little hand is at 2 and the big hand is at 12, be where you are supposed to be. 2. "I am awesomely wicked good in bed, and I often masturbate to pictures of myself nude, because I am that good looking. Can we negotiate a better rate?" In a word, No. Would you go to a restaurant and say, "I am a really good eater, can I get a better price on that steak?" Would you go to a lawyer and say, "I am an awesome criminal, can you represent me for free?" Would you go to the dentist and say, "My teeth are so bad that you should fix them all for $50!" A service provider gets paid at a set rate because she is a professional. She is good... no, not just good... wickedly awesome good, at what she does. Your part is the compensation, her part is the wicked awesome part. Pay the pretty lady and be happy. 3. Cleanliness is next to godliness. Ever step into an elevator and stand next to someone who smells like they have never met a bar of soap they liked? Ever met someone that looked like they were an extra in the Walking Dead? Have you ever gone into a bathroom after someone and wondered if they ate something dead? Step one. Go to the potty. Do your business. Wipe. Wipe again. Wipe again. and then, wipe again. Do the optical test. Last wipe. Is there any residue? If yes, start over. If no, then proceed to step two. Step Two. Shower. Clean EVERYWHERE. Rinse. Repeat. Did you pay attention to anywhere in particular??? Hmmm??? Go back to those places. Make em sparkle. (at this point I do suggest that artificial glitter is NOT necessary.) Get out of the shower. Towel dry (for pete's sake use a clean towel!)... apply a generous amount of deodorant/anti-perspirant. Brush your teeth. (if additional grooming is required, please do that too.) Step three. Clothing. Go to the place where you keep your clean clothes. No. Not the place where you put the stuff that you THINK you can wear again. The CLEAN clothes. You know that stuff that you just took from the dryer and folded nicely?? That's the stuff. Wear that shit. Uh oh... what if I have to do step one again?? Then repeat ALL the steps. Cuz skidmarks are not sexy. Febreeze showers are not acceptable. 4. I have to cancel, what do I do? Give your head a smack. With a hammer. Stop. Now take a pointy thing and stick it with great force into your upper thigh, avoiding the artery. Now, go to your car. Start it. Open the door, put your foot beneath a tire and have someone put that car in reverse. Cancellations? NOT COOL. We all know that shit happens. A death in the family. A sick kid. Decapitation with farm machinery. Thermonuclear war. Explosion of your planet from a death star ray. That shit is acceptable.... but you still owe the pretty lady an explanation AND a cancellation fee. When you cancel, providers don't eat. When providers don't eat they get distended bellies and look like kids from the CARE commercials. When you cancel, providers give not only you, but also your city, a bad reputation. This makes you masturbate more. Because you will never get laid again. Ever. You will over develop muscles in only one arm. Your clothes will fit poorly. People will figure it out and suspect you are the notorious masturbating king of cancellations. They will hunt you down and kill your family. Let's keep little Bobby and Joanie safe. If you make an appointment, keep that appointment. Your family will love you for it. 5. "I'm a little short on cash. Do you think she will notice if the envelope is a bit short?" In a word, yes. She will also point out that your penis is a bit short.... and that your skill level is a bit short... and that you cry like a bitch when you have your pathetic little man-gasm. Do you want that??? Do YOU WANT THAT, bitch??? Wow. That was a bit over-emphatic. Gonna step away from the computer and take a valium. BACK!!!! Where were we... yes. Shorting your provider. Not COOL. Remember, providers have special powers. They communicate telepathically. As soon as you walk out that door, she will know and so will all of her allies in the super friends. They will combine their superpowers and make sure that you never get wood again.... and if you do, it will be at inappropriate times... like at funerals or family gatherings or when talking to your grandfather or something like that. Seriously?? Give your head a shake. If you are short then GET the money and make sure you have it set aside BEFORE you book. You will have a wickedly awesome good time... just pay the pretty lady what you agreed to and enjoy! 6. Can I pay her in drugs? Hmmmm. Does your banker take drugs in lieu of money? Have you offered Rogers drugs in return for their cable/home phone/cell phone/internet bundle? When you get groceries at Loblaws, do they have a special drawer that says "financial equivalent in drugs?" You know the answer. "No, you addled-pated simpleton." Remember the distended belly part from above? Providers take cash because cash buys groceries, pays bills and looks pretty. Carrying cash will not get you arrested. Using cash is the engine that runs our capitalist society. "All you need is cash, cash is all you need." The Beatles sang that, I think. Your turn....

After being on Cerb for over 3 years now. I've met many women from Cerb, of all sizes and races and ages. I've become on-line friends with many of them thou chat and PM's. I've also read most of the threads here and have come to the conclusion that the women that are the most successful and that I have had the best sessions with are women who truly love their work. I've learnt that some of these women started being an SP or MA due to personal circumstances. But have learnt that they actually enjoy doing this type of work and planned on doing it for as long as they can. These women enjoy giving and receiving pleasure and companionship. And as long as you are a gentleman and have good hygiene they welcome with you with open arms. And for the allocated time, they focus their attention on giving you companionship and pleasure. And if the chemistry is there and connection made. a friendship may be form where repeat encounters may occur with each one getting better and better as the comfort level and trust level form between two consenting adults. I have been lucky and have many encounters with kind loving women that I have continued contact with. Like any other job. If you truly love your work, and are good at it, success will come to you. This is a job where you can offer companionship and pleasure to men that are lonely or just lack the physical intimacy that humans need due to unfortunate circumstances. I am truly grateful to have met so many women that love their work and hope to meet many more. It really has changed my life. xoxoxox to all of you.

Its days away from May and its snowing... seriously enough....

Got home a couple of minutes ago waiting for my daughter to get here with takeout Chinese food. Sent from my Passport using Tapatalk

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I am going to guess you do not speak english as a first language (and there's nothing wrong with that), so make sure you are 100% sure of what you are saying when you ask an escort "technical" questions, and see if a friend can tell you a more discreet way of saying "boob sex", as some ladies will stop communicating with you when you make a direct request of a sexual nature. I believe in the industry this is called a "Russian", by the way

I am sorry gentlemen, I had to revamp my dates, to visit your beautiful city's, my schedule is now edged in stone! (I will be seeing you very soon) I am commencing my tour in my home province PEI- Charlottetown is my first stop, on Friday May 1, until Sunday May 3,,from there, I am crossing the water, headed to New Brunswick, bringing along all of my sexy treats for you! I will be staying at an up scale hotel, all linens and amenities provided, a fresh shower, for you or both of us! Once we meet, I will captivate you like no other, with my 115 slender frame, 34C chest, long dark hair, mesmerizing hazel eyes, sun kissed skin, and a smile to brighten up any room! Whether it be an all night encounter or brief visit, our time together will be so memorable, you will want me again and again! Til we meet, kisses Victoria Side Note: I apologize for my duo becoming a solo, due to personal conflict lifestyle choices Call or text- No blocked calls 902 432 9036 Twitter- Victoriaphenix1 Email- [email protected] Maritime Tour Dates: Charlottetown Friday May 1- Sunday May 3 Fredericton- Monday May 4- Wednesday May 6 St John- Thursday May 7- Saturday May 9 Moncton- Sunday May 10- Tuesday May 12 Experience Pure Seduction - Maritime Tour

Did you know the drummer for Bruno Mars' band "The Hooligans" is actually his brother Eric Hernandez? Bruno Mars was born Peter Gene Hernandez. I saw Bruno Mars in concert last year. He is an awesome performer!

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I think these are much more than just pet peeves and only for the reason it happens so often but in any case they are upsetting "pet peeves". 1. Sites that steal your pictures, contact info and in doing so put the wrong name on the ad they placed with my stolen content for me. This is no way to get business, any professional site wouldn't pull such slimy tactics. I have removed one but now another one has appeared and I am unable to remove it as I did the first, I am now taking a much different approached for it to be removed. 2. Seeing my words verbatim copied and pasted on another ladies ad. It's distasteful, extremely unprofessional and happens way too often. Things like this should never happen but they do, no two ladies are alike and our ads reflect our uniqueness and originality. I just have to shake my head at such actions like this. This is so disappointing to see/read my work/wording just copied and pasted like it's alright. It's not alright, it's theft!

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Got time to play and fun money since January piling up but still can't get over the possibility of getting caught up in the new law.

Gabriella Laurence has made me feel lightheaded and damn near pass out a couple of times from her carefully chosen words in some of her ads. __

The only thing I love to do, (10 min from Downtown) Is put a big happy grin on you. So hurry up and give me a call, I know you'll have such a ball. Huge OMG it's a nice day out Special Rose Fun : 100 roses/hh and 180 roses/hour let's have fun 140 roses/half hour, 200 roses/hour, 270roses/hour and half, 360 roses/2hours Cerb Members Special Massage Rate: 100 roses/half hour 130 roses/45 min 150 roses/1 hour What can I say this is one treat you will love to dine on again and again. Classy, Sassy So if you play nice you may even get to play twice. Once is not enough to fully appreciate what this Lady is like, 5' 5" tall with an amazing set of curvy hips that beg to be held on to,curly auburn hair that flows , warm inviting eyes and a very, very pretty face, all this with a sparkling personality,nimble talented hands, and the great conversations are even thrown in for free. Roll playing, couples and ----------. massage, so much more available. Jolie XoX 613-266-9918 Please no Blocked or Private numbers

I've saw her recently. Accurate pics, quick visit but worth it for the price.

I came across a video the other day and I decided to share here because while watching it, although I felt so happy that I am aware of what I'm worth (my inner value, not looks) I also realized that it wasn't always the case and that it took a lot of self-work to get there and also I was blessed with great people and circumstances to walk into my life to learn to appreciate myself because I know my value and I don't need anyone to say it to me. The video is directed to women but I really want to share this with both men and women, although I'm sure the women here will give it a different perspective because another thing that clicked me while watching it was how in this profession we can sometimes be put up on a pedestal and others not very appreciated however thinking about it on the men's side of this business, some also stereotype those who pay to spend time with a lady ... Bullshit! I've met some wonderful men through this, nicer than some jerks I've met in my personal life, same way I know many ladies here are better people that women who aren't escorts. So here's this video for all of us to remember that our worth is based on our actions which make us a better or not so better person but being on cerb and what it involves is not one of them :)

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Ok so this might sound complicated... from the pictures in the advertisement I have already seen her way back when she had a 613 area code # and wasn't showing face pics back then... So I do remember her by her face pics... But I don't remember if she changed her name since seeing her... If I remember correctly she had a review thread here that I'm unable to find under the name Tia... But the girl I do remember was really nice to be with and was open minded. Hope that helps and maybe someone else can add more info. Sorry couldn't be more helpful.

Blue eyed, blond bombshell, tall with model looks and legs that just won't quit! I look amazing in lingerie and even better wearing nothing at all! I love being naked and, when you think about it, isn't it the best way to get to know each other? I offer an unparalleled sensual massage with the most sensual body slides... Never will another body feel soooooo good against your skin. Schedule this week: Today, Wednesday and Friday 10am to 4pm at cmj west and Thursday 11am to 7pm cmj west. For more information, please text me at 613-909-8336, call 613-482-1553 or email [email protected]. My sweetest kisses! Jess

When he walk in the door . I am most happy to see a big smile . That indicates his first impression of me is positive and helps me relax.

Hi darling, I am starting the week with a look of a severe teacher with a nice and sexy bun babe! Have U been a good student lately chéri ?! I am a sexy 'dame de compagnie' and I am very open minded darling! I just know how to indulge and pamper and U might just want to come back again and again hun! I have a vibrant and bubbly personality and I am a mature babe, pretty with mid long, curly flamboyant red hair, sexy green doe eyes, natural 38D and curvy as pics in my albums suggest. Sexy schedule of the week of April 27th to May 1 st Monday from 10 am to 4 pm, Tuesday and Wednesday, 9 am to 4 pm. Thursday, 10 am to 4 pm. Friday, 9 am to 4 pm. Unsure of upcoming weekend yet darling. Beginners welcome! To book: 819-500-8897 Barbara or [email protected]. Otherwise darling when U come over, have your envelope ready and please hand it to me directly as U walk in. Let me put it away and proceed to the bath room or my nest of indulgence. Thanks darling! Je parle aussi français chéri ! Yo hablo espanol tambien querido !

I know I'm a lead foot but geez people at least go the speed limit! I :icon_mad: slow drivers, I encountered so many yesterday, I guess what they say about Sunday drivers is true.

I changed my CERB name many years ago because of confusion on this site. I used to be known as T'storm and I would get PM's asking if I was a Tgirl. So to stop the problem I used a different name.

I saw Victoria in April and I am planning to see her again. She is retiring in December. All I can say is WOW. She is as good looking in person as she is in her photos. She made me feel relaxed and welcomed. Wow, is all I can say.

Back in 1995 I was in Montreal on business. After a particularly draining day, I decided to indulge in a little company. Now remember, this was before internet, so the "search" consisted of looking at the ads in the local newspapers. One ad caught my eye. Blonde quebecoise, 21yrs old, blue eyes. Sounded good. I called the number and arranged for a one-hour date. "Kim" arrives at my hotel room. Yup, she was gorgeous, but something was adrift. She walks in, calls the agency and the date begins. She undresses and lays on the bed. I was massaging her back when it hit me.. she fell asleep!! Wow, someone else had a worse day than me! Then the snoring started. Wonderful. I tried to shake her a bit to wake her up, but she was sound asleep. A bit of panic set in. I didn't know what to do. I am still dressed, so I decide to sit on the chair and have a smoke. Kim was on her stomach, naked and sound asleep, in a pose that reminded me of Jill Masterson covered in gold in the James Bond movie "Goldfinger". After about an hour, a woman calls the hotel room, says she is calling for Kim. I explained the situation and the woman on the phone yells out "merde!". Another 15-20 minutes go by and there's a knock on my door. The person identifies herself as the woman from the agency. She enters and proceeds to wake up Kim. Kim is groggy but starts to put her clothes on. The other woman checks Kim's purse and makes sure she is dressed ok. The woman returns my envelope and apologizes. Both women left my room a few moments later. Thus ended my first experience. It would be another two years before I even thought of entertaining another encounter. CM

Although there are many good comments in the thread, I think this one is the most important. I can't really tell you how "a book about my life as an escort" will sell, because that doesn't narrow down what the book really is enough to define the interested market. A book much like Belle du Jour is sexy, exciting, sex-celebratory, deliciously frank and scandalous, and has young, brilliant, gorgeous, and well-off people being young, gorgeous and well-off while having sex. Who doesn't read that? This is why Belle du Jour was such a best seller. I don't know what approach your book takes, so I'll just invent a hypothetical book that may or may not resemble the one you are writing. It's a thinly fictionalized account of a mature escort finding her way through the world of sex work. a) it will draw as directly as possible from her own real experience, which would be a primary strength for the book. It's a personal story. b) It will comment on her own self-assessment as she incorporates sex work into her own life: the tension between that and who she was previously; and the tension between that and who she is during the rest of the time when she's not doing her new job (comparing and contrasting with the other roles and relationships in her life). This is the primary, personal story in the book. c) It will comment on the reality of sex work versus i) the public perception of sex workers and what they do, and ii) her own perception of those things before she started doing it. This includes both "wow, most of these clients aren't bad guys after all!", some "wow, a lot of men really are the immature jerks you'd expect." It has some "wow, this is way less glamorous than it sounded in Belle du Jour," and quite a bit of "omigod this is really a lot of hard work and it takes an incredible amount of time just to manage, advertise, prepare, and execute." Because she's challenging social conventions, this is the social and political commentary in the book. d) It will possibly have some sexytimes stories. "He slid his fingers gently along the inside of my thigh..." kind of stuff. This stuff is very, very, very hard to get right and easy to get wrong. But if she does get it right, this is the sexy story in the book. e) It will examine the clients she has seen, what they have in common and what makes them unique, the relationships she has struck up with them, how they differ from popular expectations of who sees escorts. It will also confront the issue of married men seeing escorts, probably concluding that this has its regrettable side but in the end is more constructive and healing than destructive, and better than many of the alternatives. In the course of that it will examine the role of sex in our modern lives and relationships, how sex and intimacy can be neglected, and the sex worker's role in helping with that. This is once again social commentary. For such a book: a) is a strength that gives fundamental value to the book, but doesn't predict any particular market. b) skews heavily toward a female market of 25-50, who are interested in identity, the larger role of sex in a woman's life beyond sexyfuntimes, and contemplating their own futures or reflecting on the lives they have lived so far and the personal conventions they're questioning. c) will interest a few men interested in social issues, but mostly women in that same 25-50 age group, informed about sex and ready to explore and challenge conventional views about it. d) well, women 25+ and men 40+; the men segment depends on how it's written but mostly the younger men aren't inclined to read about mature people's sex. e) strong with men who will identify with the clients (age 40+?); very weak with men who don't want to identify with those clients; moderate with women 25+; strong with women 40+ who are, or were, married to men just like those clients. So this book scores best with women 25-50, and strongest with those 40+; and moderately with men 40+. The sex itself isn't the selling point. The personal story is the selling point, and interest in this story is supported by the social commentary and the sexy story. Interest in the political commentary will be incidental. A small segment of people will be interested in this aspect, but mostly it's something that's just delivered alongside the rest, like vitamins in a loaf of bread.

I have never been to Nevadas, but I would suggest that paying an MP girl more than an indy wouldn't make much sense, so if it were me, I would take what I would be willing to spend on an indy, pay out the room fee, and what remained would be a *reasonable* tip for the lady. With an opportunity to earn a tip for exceptional services rendered. Expecting to get an MP girl for less than an indy is not reasonable, with the MP's hands in the pot. My reasoning for that is that the MP girl works there for a reason, security, no hassle client providing, no incall overheads. So, $200-220 less the room fee should be reasonable for a standard session. In my honest opinion. Not being a partaker, please correct me if I am wrong.

I logged on to lyla to find I had some private message notifications!!! What I found were a number of messages of support. Which confused me at first. Than I thought hmmm what were my last few posts. So I went back and did some investigating and found your comments. I sincerely apologize if you found my post insensitive. Sometimes when Im feeling a little over inspired I may not consider my words as deeply as one should on a sensitive board such as lyla. My only Intention was to send positive energy with the best of intentions. I would however have to think all men daft to believe that they are some how so great as to be that 1 special guy for the Whole day when the cost of a nice hotel for the evening is comparable to that of the hour. I think speaking for H.o.b.b.y.i.s.t, and I can't stress this next point enough, as a H.o.b.b.y.i.s.t, I can say with relative certainty H.o.b.b.y.i.s.t.s are privy to the realities of the situation. And I would personally find it offensive if someone thought we were so self deluded to think otherwise. I also have to believe that if your intentions were solely kind and you merely just wanted to educated me, which I am always very open to, then you wouldn't have felt it necessary to call me out publicly, but would rather have PM'd me your kind advice. In fact, just pointing out the issue publicly only intensifies the possibility of the negative consequences you feel I've caused by drawing even more attention to it. Lastly, Im sure you'll be relieved to know that I have also received a number of positive and inquisitive messages asking me about the wonderful and amazing person you are worried I negatively impacted with my posts. Having said all that , I do respect and appreciate your perspective, but criticizing publicly and saying "I don't want to start a fight" is a contradiction in terms. Please PM me anytime as I am always open to your discreet advice.

That I hope I meet his expectations and we both have a good time

Not necessarily a red flag here. She did not read the rules and broke a post title rule so her ad was removed by a mod, this locks her from posting for 12 hours so she made another account to circumvent the 12 hour repost suspension. She should have read the rules. She got a 7 day suspension (multiple pm's and stuff were also involved) we want her to know we are serious about her reading the rules before using the site further.

I would say that it depends on the angle you took when you wrote your book. In fact, you might be the only one to know which category of readers are primarily targeted. Hope it helps ;-)

a turn off when booking with a clients is when: a client asks to lower my rates. in the words of Jimmy Fallon's alter ego "sarah" it makes me feel "EW!"

Assuming we have no family or friends because of what we do for a living or that we're lonely ALL the time. It's how you choose to live your life and what you make of it. If you're going to be lonely and sad then that's what you're manifesting in life. If you want to be happy, then you're going to be happy. Your job is what you do and not who you are. This includes all human beings and not just SPs. This is sad that some people can think this. We eat, breathe, feel and love the same as our clients. Sometimes I wonder if some guys think we're not human. lol. Some people would be surprised how many SPs have regular lives outside of this business. However many SPs would think it's no one's business but their own which is true and only reveal the side that clients wish to see. Some things are better left unsaid. Including an SP's personal life. We are there to fulfill a fantasy that shouldn't be marred by the real world.

Well from reading another thread, and just common sense and common courtesy, I would imagine a client/potential client asking for services not offered must be a turn off. Read the lady's website, it'll let you know what a lady's boundaries are A rambling RG

First:) I don't refer to this as a job, to me a job is something that needs to be done or that you have to do. I do this by choice, not out of necessity and now, for enjoyment. When I first started experimenting in the adult industry the reasons were many-from - ' wanting to walk on the wild side" to bunk tradition, because I wanted to push boundaries, etc. None of the reasons were the right ones, until now:) I've tried it all too, dancing, running services, being independent, working for a service/services and through it all I've met catty vindictive girls, assholes, pimps, bullies, fake friends, cowards, the worst of the worst. Yet I stayed and I stay because I know escorting/providing and I have something together;) and that there will be and are good and nasty people everywhere and in every profession, neighbourhood, and lifestyle. Learning how to ignore and deal with the bad and appreciate and celebrate the good is key in living happily as is finding an activity you love and truly enjoy. I love how I feel after I have a successful encounter and how I've made the other person feel. I thrive on that excitement, joy, sensuality and pleasure. Its the good;) I can do this 7 days a week or one. 1 week a month or 4, 6 months out of a year, or 2 and until I choose not to:) I suppose that is why it's good for me, because it's something I don't have to do, it's not a job it's something, an exciting activity I've added to my now very happy life :)

I won't pick. Each ad put out by a professional companion is unique...a reflection of that lady's personality, who she is. To me it is as unique as a person's signature. For me to pick an ad would be like publicly picking a lady What is appreciated by this guy is the time and effort a lady invests in herself to present ads that reflect who she is. What isn't appreciated is those, hopefully very few, ladies who steal, well plagarize from professional companions trying to ride a professional companion's coattails. There are no shortcuts in being a professional companion as ladies will tell you. You need to take the time and effort to invest in yourself, not steal from other ladies A rambling RG

Ladies ad's are or should reveal part of their personality. Therefore my belief, is that the ad's that I review, are all written very well and certainly arouse my attention. All ladies do a excellent job of grabbing our attention. Continue on ladies! You've ALL sparked my interest.

8. Safety first If you are a guy you KNOW that wearing a condom is akin to drinking beer with a straw. It's not as good as without but in the end, it's not that bad. Wearing a condom let's you go home to your significant other and not wear one. It's as simple as that. It also lets your wickedly awesome provider also go home to HER significant other (if applicable) and not have to demand that they wear one. It creates that safe barrier between both of you and the great unknown. The likelihood is that you are both very clean and very safe... but why take the risk??? If I can only make one super serious point in this entire thread, it's this. STDs are ugly. HIV is heinous. AIDS is deadly. Nuff said on dat. 9. Fragrance I know it's aesthetics, but we all like to smell good. Many of us have a particular scent that just works with our body chemistry. Not every commercially available scent is good. Ice Blue Aqua Velva is a manly scent that many of your grandfathers wore to cover the fact that their homes had no running water and that they could only bathe monthly. Aqua Velva, Brut and Hai Karate should not be worn by any man with a birth date after 1919. Bay Rum is used by pirates to kill scurvy and to keep other lonely, lusty pirates away. Anything that you purchased prior to the millennium should probably be used as drain cleaner. Febreeze is not an acceptable cologne. Scent should be used in a delicate fashion. You should be able to smell it only at very close range. Ohhhh... and your twig and berries do not require the assistance of any eau de cologne. No. They. Don't. Spray cologne on your arm. Now lick your arm. Lick it again. And again. And again. And again. Now give that arm a suck... oh yeah baby, that's what I'm talking about.... lick that arm until it gives you the goods... STOP. What does your mouth taste like? That's why you don't spray stuff on your tackle and bait. Ohhhhh... and here's a tip for both ladies and gents: If you are somebody that has sensitivities to fragrance PLEASE let it be known at time of booking. We all want to have a sexy time. Runny eyes, snotty noses and swollen tongues ... not so sexy. 10. First contact. Ohhhh the jitters. You have seen her. She is beautiful. She has two of those, and one of those and a great one of those... she has a beautiful mind, she expresses herself so well.... she's funny!!! She's profound. She's smart. She's perfect!!!!!!! I gotta write her. I have to PM her and ask if we can get together. I went to her website and checked the rates and the menu (like all SMART hobby guys do ;) ) ... and now I am ready to write her. I know what I want... I have the money put aside (thanks for reminding me of that Old Dog!!)... I am .... FUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKK.... what do I write??? Dear Alotta Fagina ... I have a 10 inch meat girder pulsing with lusty intent <THWACK> ... you're right maybe I was exaggerating, thanks for the head smack. Dear Alotta Fagina... I have a 7 inch purple python of love poised and waiting for your girl cave <THWACK> ... okay... maybe that sounded a little stalker like, but I do get kudos for being more accurate. Thanks again for the head smack. Dear Alotta Fagina... I have a 5.5 inch throbbing man stick just waiting for you to... <THWACK> ... okay... WTF??? Why do you keep hitting me???? Try "Hi Alotta, I saw your website and would be very interested in meeting you next Tuesday afternoon. Please let me know if that works with your schedule! Thanks, Happy Hobbyist." Simplicity works. You aren't writing a Penthouse letter... you are booking with a professional provider. She knows you are interested. She will see your penis. (There I said the penis word. Whooops said it again.) No need to go into goofy graphic detail... plus when you write that stuff, you get that creepy smile and that's frickin' scary ... stop it now. 11. Bacon Sandwiches. Providers - you know it. Bacon sandwiches save lives. It's not necessarily a deal breaker but I think it definitely would be a pot sweetener if you had bacon sandwiches as a mandatory refreshment at your incall. I like mine toasted with lettuce, tomato, mayo and a little salt and pepper. Cut into triangles, but you don't have to cut off the crusts. MegForFun cuts off the crusts for me but that is because she loves me. Bacon sandwiches will improve your business and will put you that much further ahead than providers who only provide ham sandwiches or cheese sandwiches and much further ahead than providers who don't make any sandwiches. Bacon sandwiches just make good business sense. wait there's more.... later ;)