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So I've seen on several boards that men complain about when a service is YMMV; but here's the thing..every single encounter will always be YMMV, and that can be a very good thing. If we took the YMMV out of our services, then every encounter would be extremely mechanical and robotic. We'd have the same conversation, the same actions, etc. There would be nothing genuine about it, and who wants that? :P Also, every encounter is also different, because each person we meet is different, so everything we do with them will be catered to that person, their body, their personality, etc. Obviously if someone shows up with very bad hygiene, you can't expect to get the same service as someone who is squeaky clean, and also if you show up and are rude or aggressive or whatever else, you also won't get the same experience as someone who is friendly and respectful. That being said, I do notice that the encounters I have with people I have great chemistry with are quite different; Not in the sense that they get better service or even more services for that matter, but they get a different side of me. If I meet someone and right away it feels like we've been friends for forever and I'm extremely comfortable around them, then it just means they will see a more at ease version of myself, instead of the one who takes a little time to get to know the person before I fully relax. So, to conclude, every experience will always be YMMV because every person is different, but this isn't always a negative thing, and who wants the exact same experience some other guy got anyways? You should want yours to be unique! :)

Plan B is a secret....at least for me. That's one of those things you don't put out there in case someone is reading it and chooses to use it against you. It's like telling announcing where you keep your jewels so they know where to look if they decide to rob you. Instead I'll say there IS a Plan B and even a C and I'm not afraid to put them in motion.

In all my time in this business I have NEVER had a bad date, by that I mean someone violent or causing me harm. And when I had my agency none of the ladies working for me ever had a violent call as I screened their potential guests as well. I firmly believe my strict screening plays a huge role in this. Id rather be alive and safe than risk my life over any amount of money - its just not worth it.

I wouldn't mind a tampa bay/habs series...would be a freaking good reason to fly to Florida for a game :D

I know I am not an Escort but for my two cents I agree 100% that YMMV has always been a very good thing with the ladies I have met. Now maybe if I did not do my homework and just immediately booked based on the picture in the AD I might have come across more unscrupulous ladies who would have used the "YMMV" as a reason to not provide more services or to up sell services once you were already with her. My Experience has predominantly been one of ladies exceeding my expectations and treating me like I was the only person who mattered to them during our encounter. Perhaps the services I received were exactly the same as everyone else... or maybe without my knowledge they had withheld services they offer to others... I really don't know and frankly don't care... All I do know and all I do care about is that I felt welcomed... appreciated... and yes Special during my time with them I generally don't go into a session with a lady with a menu or a plan in mind but prefer to allow the session to unfold... this is particularly the case if I have seen the lady regularly... sure there may be things that we both enjoy and will most likely be part of our time together but to be honest if I know the lady well it is the personal connection that matters the most to me... lol the amazing sex is just a wonderful bonus. So based on my experience I hope my mileage continues to vary on a regular basis. Just my Opinion Sent from my Passport using Tapatalk

The sun is shining, Birds are chirping (well kind of) Was finally able to have my morning coffee outside, for a change, out on the deck. And they only pricked me once this morning Everything is good in the world :) -

I am going to guess you do not speak english as a first language (and there's nothing wrong with that), so make sure you are 100% sure of what you are saying when you ask an escort "technical" questions, and see if a friend can tell you a more discreet way of saying "boob sex", as some ladies will stop communicating with you when you make a direct request of a sexual nature. I believe in the industry this is called a "Russian", by the way

WTF is it with guys who are too scared to have a colonoscopy? I had one and told some guys at work. Most said no way they'd get one, no way. I was shocked by the reaction. Do they think it is better to have cancer and be "manly" about it than get checked out? Are they scared of the procedure? They shouldn't be, you can be right out if you want and you don't feel a thing. Afraid of a little probe...but not scared of cancer. Uhh, right. For crying out loud guys get one, it could save your life. Unless you're too chicken.

check out cowboy kenny's diary, THREE cities at the same time and can't decide if she's 21 or 23! http://www.cowboysdiary.info/wordpress/?p=9753

Finding out that someone you THOUGHT was a friend, is not a friend at all!! Finding out from others that they played the same game with others to just get ahead:( Even sucks more that I knew nothing about it, it was brought to my attention! wow, talk about rose colored glasses! hahaha Sucks to trust sometimes:( Additional Comments: Thanks everyone! So nice to have community isn't? I feel so much more loved and like a tight community knowing that we all support one another when things go wrong! So many of us here have supported one another for years, it is comforting to say the least! Things that DON'T suck...lol...xo

I agree with you, sex workers should be added to the list of health professionals, they sure have helped me in more ways than one. I'm happier & definitely feel better, made going through the rough patches a lot easier :) I don't know why the government doesn't just make it legal and regulate it like any other business, This world would be a much happier place. I still don't understand why sex is so evil. Why is it ok for me to watch someone graphically get shot in the head or see a graphic dismembered or burnt body on primetime tv, but god forbid if there's a "wardrobe malfunction" (I hate that word) and you catch a glimpse of an exposed breast with a covered nipple, or even worse, see someone walking around in their birthday suit. Doesn't make sense.

I don't know what the exact stats are but intuitively, I suspect that there is a VERY big difference in the odds of an 'escort of quality' running into a bad encounter vs. someone working in, shall we say, less optimal conditions. I bet that most predators are bottom feeders and go after street workers or very obviously inexperienced newbies working out of crappy hotels. Not to say it can't happen but simple risk analysis suggests that there is far easier prey than most of the ladies who would be posting here.

From what I've read, most escorts have a drop-down panel above the bed that houses an automatic gun turret. In case of emergency, the turret descends and warns the gentlemen that further aggression will be met with lethal force. I understand robot dogs are becoming popular as well since their exercise and feeding requirements are minimal.

Slamming blonde pics are fake. always use reverse image search, it helps out a lot

A greeting of genuine smile and a warm hug goes a long way. For a first-time encounter, it settles the nerves of both adults... and for a 'return visit', it's a reassuring and comfortable greeting. Be the hug that puts a smile on someone's face today :-) CM

The 10 cm of snow that we got yesterday is pretty well melted away. That bit of snow put us over the all time record and that shows because I still have at least three feet of snow over much of my yard and over all of my gardens. The highlight is that today is packing day for a drive up to Kingston. I love driving and this trip lets me see my daughter and grandson, let's me experience some warmer weather, and will be a great break before coming home to proper weather and the chance to work outside in better conditions.

When you're on the phone and the person sitting next to you starts having a conversation with you as well. And on another pet peeve note, if I have to hear another Taylor Swift song... Posted via Mobile Device

Gabriella has wonderful ads ... but see her in person. If you don't pass out you'll definitely be lightheaded and delirious (from an overdose of pleasure) for days. Athos

Here's a big welcome back hug:) Nice to see you've returned, you were missed and yes Tom's passing caused a lot of tears, he's someone that'll be fondly remembered by all.

When your "duo" partner does not show?!? Myself as a solo confident woman, continues on... I will stay true to my posts and head to Fredericton tomorrow then venture to Saint John, and Moncton, as I head back to my home base of Halifax. Sorry for posting duo ads when a single is wanting to play. Won't happen again, to state the least..... Call/Txts; 902.210.9577 Email; [email protected] New Twitter; @MadamAmeliaFox

I logged on to lyla to find I had some private message notifications!!! What I found were a number of messages of support. Which confused me at first. Than I thought hmmm what were my last few posts. So I went back and did some investigating and found your comments. I sincerely apologize if you found my post insensitive. Sometimes when Im feeling a little over inspired I may not consider my words as deeply as one should on a sensitive board such as lyla. My only Intention was to send positive energy with the best of intentions. I would however have to think all men daft to believe that they are some how so great as to be that 1 special guy for the Whole day when the cost of a nice hotel for the evening is comparable to that of the hour. I think speaking for H.o.b.b.y.i.s.t, and I can't stress this next point enough, as a H.o.b.b.y.i.s.t, I can say with relative certainty H.o.b.b.y.i.s.t.s are privy to the realities of the situation. And I would personally find it offensive if someone thought we were so self deluded to think otherwise. I also have to believe that if your intentions were solely kind and you merely just wanted to educated me, which I am always very open to, then you wouldn't have felt it necessary to call me out publicly, but would rather have PM'd me your kind advice. In fact, just pointing out the issue publicly only intensifies the possibility of the negative consequences you feel I've caused by drawing even more attention to it. Lastly, Im sure you'll be relieved to know that I have also received a number of positive and inquisitive messages asking me about the wonderful and amazing person you are worried I negatively impacted with my posts. Having said all that , I do respect and appreciate your perspective, but criticizing publicly and saying "I don't want to start a fight" is a contradiction in terms. Please PM me anytime as I am always open to your discreet advice.

It has been clearly shown that a healthy sexual appetite and sex life lead to over all better health. In studies with men it's been shown that having sex at least once a week leads to less heart related incidents, better over all immunology, better physiological health and better coping skills, as it alleviates stress . So with all this being true why aren't doctors supporting sex workers? Many of their patients are single, some are attached with spouses unable to give their partners sex, others for various reasons aren't getting it at home. So where do they expect these people to go to get their healthy weekly interactions? The bar, a dating site, the grocery store? Many don't want a relationship, many just need the occasional boost with a trusted, clean individual, which in my mind is a respected sex worker, right? What hypocrisy for our government as well to take a stand against them. If they want their citizens to be healthy, well rounded individuals. Sex is a needed function of our bodies, we are meant to have it. Isn't it time many started thinking more openly and realistically about how and where one gets it. Realistically sex workers are healers in many cases, not only for the physical benefits offered but by some but also the mental benefits. Many sex workers are unbiased easy to talk to understanding people that can be confided in, much like other professionals. So if we are all to be healthy then sex workers need to be added to the list of health professionals, that's how I see it:)

Well said. So which one of us is going to take our human right to a healthy sex life to the Supreme Court? :P

I would certainly welcome sex workers being added to our health professional culture! I mean we have lots of professionals who help us with our emotions and other conditions, so why not sex? I know ever since I discovered sex that I am happy for it. Sex, after all releases endorphin's which are like candy for the brain! So, sex is good for the body and the mind. It is just our prudish society that frowns upon people actually being able to enjoy themselves!

http://ottawa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/utit-sl-perfect-blond-buy1-upsc-provider/27428062 she was in Ottawa on the same day with a different number

I agree! lol if that pole could talk... 40 years.... 40 freaking years.

I am hoping for a TB.

That's a great answer Amber. When you put it that way, it actually makes me reflect on the YMMV aspect of my own performances. Thinking back, my encounters have ranged from stud to dud and a lot of that is really related to chemistry. A younger, more foolish me would have thought, "Beautiful woman, giddy up" but older, wiser me has learned there is so much more than just the physical. Really makes me cherish those few ladies with whom I really click.

Was only at the Silver Dollar once a few years ago... while I enjoyed myself I was not all that impressed. The Brass Dance Pole would be an interesting addition to a ladies incall location though.. Just my Opinion Sent from my Passport using Tapatalk

I think Doctors are living in the same dream world as almost everyone else in this country. I can't decide if the establishment is trying to preserve antiquated christian sexual ideas or is just hellbent on making sure an industry dominated by women isn't allowed to prosper to its fullest economic extent.

Its gone; article in todays Ottawa Citizen said a lot of furniture and equipment sold Monday (27 April) and the liquidator has a Kijijij ad to sell what's left.

Don't be "Russian" too much or you will get friction burns though. Bwahahaha...snort...

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Hello everyone, I actually feel quite nervous posting this. Which I must confess seems rather strange. This is Porthos, returning back to this wonderful community after nearly a year away. Yes, it is true, you never can really leave. It feels wonderful returning, and while I may not be as active as I once was, I'm looking forward to sharing in the fellowship and friendship of lyla (I'm going to have some trouble getting used to the new name). I've spent the last few days lurking. Glad to see many familiar faces. Surprised and saddened to seem some that are missing. Reading Tom's (theliquor's) final thread left me with tears in my eyes, and I regret not being here during his final postings. Anyway, enough rambling. As you can see, I've retired Porthos. I decided that perhaps a different musketeer was in order. So Athos it is. for those who know their Alexandra Dumas, they can speculate as to the reasons for the change. Cheers everyone, it is good to be back. I'm looking forward to reconnecting with my many friends here, and making many new friends. Athos

Welcome back into the fold. Tom's passing had us all in tears, but he is now in a better place, and I'm sure hunting down camel toe as we speak ;-) Have fun, again :-)

Yea! Welcome back!! Very happy to see you and even happier that you're glad to be here. Welcome Athos! :biggrin:

Homemade chicken curry, rice and sugar snap peas!

Welcome back. Good to see you back.

Not sure exactly what I will be eating, but I will be dining at one of the BEST restaruants in Whitehorse. http://gandpsteakhouse.com

Had another amazing sleep, got up early and got things done! And the sunshine is awesome! Additional Comments: Having sweet clients as regulars. I truly enjoy their company. :) Posted via Mobile Device

Grateful that it only took 1 successful prick this morning & not 11 unsuccessful ones like yesterday (easy there fellas, it was for a blood test) -- Additional Comments: Spoke too soon, they just called and said they forgot to take an additional tube :( Back for the 3rd day in a row. At least it's going to be Sunny tomorrow! :)

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These are all advertising terms that are supposed to be attractive and draw interest....so I thought I'd try them, lol. However, there is truth in my advertising, since what I offer isn't available in stores. I could be cost effective, cheaper than a girlfriend, anyways;) Scientifically proven, well that maybe a stretch, but a visit with me I'm sure, most scientists would agree, can leave one feeling happier, more relaxed, less stressed, enlightened, intrigued and even in need of more:icon_eek: Award winning? Well some have eluded to my talents as such, my legs having the possibility to and my personality and looks, well you just have to see for yourself:icon_wink: So why not take some time for yourself, have a laugh, maybe a drink, and indulge in Cristycurves. Hourly and 1/2 hr appts available. Please call -902-453-6323-I book all appts by phone only. Have a happy day and smile it'll make everything better.

This girl also goes by tasty tasia. That first pic is either old or well doctored...anyways if you find an ad for tasia, you will see what she looks like.

Were they texting on their phone? lol Additional Comments: I remember in early 2011 when BP had about 6 ads on there and the ad was $2.50 with a promo code. lol. It's going to hit a ceiling point in the future where it may no longer be worth it anymore and they might get some competition with a similar site who may charge way less.. In some cities like NYC the last time I checked it was $20 for one ad on BP and that was a few years ago! BP needs a competitor site to give them a run for their money. They may think they're the be all end when it comes to online classified ads but that could very well change.

I agree! This is why I will never send someone a location address by text. Had someone's wife spewing obscenities at me the other morning when their significant other was texting at 2 am which I never responded to in the first place. Some people are stupid and careless. I laugh when the wives try to blame us. Lol Posted via Mobile Device

I would say that it depends on the angle you took when you wrote your book. In fact, you might be the only one to know which category of readers are primarily targeted. Hope it helps ;-)

Oh have any of you seen this? It's a girl who decided to accept every compliment given to her online rather than just brushing it off or downplaying it... the results are equally dismaying... http://www.buzzfeed.com/rossalynwarren/this-is-what-happens-when-women-actually-accept-a-compliment#.lbDZY4vDKj

It sucks, but sometimes cancellations are legitimate and a fact of life Speaking for myself, I cancelled last minute on a touring lady due to illness. What I did was still pay her in full for the encounter...why should she be out plane fair, hotel fees etc due to my illness Another time I had to postpone on a lady but when I re-booked a few weeks later I increased our time together and increased her tip...for the inconvenience What I would suggest, is first implementing screening/verification for prospective clients. What it has involved, and only seen from this guy's vantage point, is providing a lady my real name, board handle confirmed by PM, email and phone number. You likely could ask a lady (or ladies) how screening/verification works. To this end there is a Verified Independent's Section (Ladies Only)...contact the Mod about how to gain access Second is you could insist on a deposit from a prospective client before booking. Someone is not going to be a no show if he has paid a deposit Just a couple thoughts A rambling RG