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Rest in peace B.B. King. Lucille will sing forever and the legend will live on.

So just when you think you're an experienced hobbyist and don't have anything to learn. I made a mistake today. Rookie mistake in some ways but it seemed like it was going to work out at least at first. I booked VERY last minute, spur of the moment, but she was advertising here so it seemed like it should be fine. Arrive, very nice, sexy lady. I present an envelope and have a shower because that's just how I roll and then we start with the making out. This is going really well; looks like a good time will be had. But then I say something along the lines of, "Hey, you wanna do [insert innocuous activity here]" where said activity is some pretty normal foreplay stuff and really not out of the ordinary. "Oh, that's extra." "Uh....what?" "Yes, that's [insert dollar amount here] extra." Well now I'm in a pickle because I'm both horny AND confused. "So," I ask, "What other things are extra?" There was a bit of a language barrier here so it was a bit of a tough conversation but the short answer seemed that pretty much everything was an add-on. I was completely thrown for a loop. I didn't know what I could do, what not to do, etc. Very off-putting. In any event, it really ruined it for me. I'm quick off the draw the first time around so I generally count on being able to have at a couple goes in the course of an hour booking. I could just see the whole thing becoming a boondoggle so in the end, I took my one shot as quickly as possible and left her with the full hour rate. Really disappointed because I could never relax and enjoy anything about the experience. So all you ladies who do the whole girlfriend thing? Just keep doing what you're doing. A lot of ads say things like, "I don't like to discuss menu items but prefer to let an encounter flow naturally." Well I'm with you on that. This approach was a total mood wrecker for me and this is my lesson of the day. Do a bit more research and figure out what you're getting into. I understand that this is a job. I truly get the fact that the reason these encounters happen at all is because money is involved. As much as I'd like to be able to get with tons of beautiful women purely on the strength of my good looks and charm, that's just not the reality of it. The transaction aspect of this fades, however, when an envelope changes hands at the beginning and then everyone can just relax and enjoy each other. A constant reminder, a hand held out, feeling like I'm with a vending machine rather than a woman...wow. Not for me.

What is your motive for posting this? So guys can pm you and ask who she is? This is pretty much airing dirty laundry and giving a bad reco at the same time. I'd say, suck it up and get over it. Move on and stick to established, reputable ladies whose rates are all-inclusive.

An hour of glorious time and companionship. My first since my surgery. With an understanding and lovely person. Heavenly.

The hi light today is our weather on PEI, we went from winter to summer over 20 degrees today, this weather might help to get rid of the remaining snow banks.

Having someone spill beer on my carpet and then splashed onto my ipod that I use for my sessions. Now the volume when played to the highest, doesn't sound so loud anymore. I'm beyond pissed! I've had that thing for 5 years! Grrrrr. Placing a duo ad saying for TODAY ONLY and guys asking for appts the next day. Read the title! Waking up to a "Hey" at 5:30 am. I don't respond to a word that is used when you yell at someone or an animal. Forget that! Guy friends or clients who take a leak with the door open. Asking someone if they need to wash only to have a response with "I took a shower this morning". Yeah and now it's 5 Pm and I don't wish have the smell of ass permeate my location while giving a massage.. Take a shower or at least wash in the sink. The smell of sweaty ass could probably be compared to the smell of death. I don't know the smell of death but my nose does when it smells ass that is comparable to cow manure. lol. Having a pissy moment after the ipod scenario. Don't take my posts seriously except if you contact me or come to visit me. lol

I've had the same experience as Hector17. I think ALO Spas are great! I've been going for almost three years now. Reputable, clean, safe?...absolutely! A fun, safe, pleasurable experience. Alexxandria is a first-rate spa manager.

Sorry to hear about your experience Eric. In the future it may be best to ask if it is all inclusive and no additional fees for anything extra. If they go back on their word then this is an unsavory way to do business. I've been told my massage rates were too high by some people but what they didn't realize is that this was all inclusive. They said they could get it cheaper for elsewhere. I told them to text me back when they wanted a quality experience ( not likely I'd see someone who makes comments about my rates) because many quote a door rate type fee or a lower fee and go from there. If that's how they do business, that's their choice but I make it very clear upfront what they can expect so there are no surprises and that there won't be any additional fees.

Being with my mom as she received a text from my niece asking her to make sure I'd come over for dinner tonight, her and I spend a lot of time together but apparently she doesn't get enough of me :)

Alexandria is not only a first-rate spa manager, she is one of the best MAs I have ever met. She made me feel comfortable instantly and her attitude was top-notch when I was with her.

Yes...they're great.I 've been to about 4 of their locations over the years... Enjoy

While I love the tea analogy as a starting point for discussing the concept of consent, it's not always as simple as a yes/no answer: http://www.thedirtynormal.com/blog/2015/05/14/the-one-reason-i-havent-shared-that-teaconsent-thing

I don't quite agree with the statement 'anyone new who isn't reviewed by a known member'. Some girls on Lyla ask not to be reviewed, others don't mind being reviewed. Reviews are what some guys rely on, but don't take those reviews as this is the experience you are going to have, could be different. Not everyone is to everyone's taste. Also, not every guy that a provider sees is going to leave a review. I have multiple visits with the same guys and yet not one if them left a review, I must be doing something right if they keep coming back. The OP asked of things to avoid, being as he has been out of the circle for a while. Contact the lady of your choice, in the manner she has asked of you. be polite, and make decisions based on how you feel the conversation (whether that be text, call or email) goes. If your gut tells you this is bad, then move on to someone that makes you comfortable. Check out pics using google and tineye, refer to cowboy kennys diary on info, and look into her website for further info on the lady of your choice. Happy hunting :-)

I see a lot of talk around the idea of "enthusiastic consent" (see here for an example: http://www.doctornerdlove.com/2013/03/enthusiastic-consent/) but while the intent is good, it doesn't actually work in the context of this industry. This post explains what I'm thinking better than I could: http://titsandsass.com/getting-away-with-hating-it-consent-in-the-context-of-sex-work/ Food for thought.

I'm with Angela in wondering why even post this. First it is, in a roundabout way, a negative review...something not allowed on Lyla Second, it seems like airing dirty laundry. Third and most importantly, with the advent of the new legislation it is clear you were seeing a lady for a sex for money arrangement...not permitted to be discussed on Lyla https://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=201210 RG

have nothing on me when it comes to the proverbial "errand running" during this long weekend. While you're out and about, why not stop by in Orleans to have some all inclusive, unrushed long weekend fun that will be sure to put a smile on your face! I'm available by appointment only but can accommodate short advanced notice requests of 30 -45 mins My long weekend schedule... Fri - 7 pm - 9:30 pm Sat - 10 am - 8 Pm Sun 10 am - 8 Pm Mon 10 am - noon 2 Pm - 7 Pm Care to know more? Read on... Gentlemen, I am a voluptuous creamy soft skinned with dirty blonde highlighted hair standing in at 5'3" (a more statuesque 5'8" in heels) with an impressive 38 DD naturals and pretty face with seductive blue/green eyes that are perfect with my impressive skills. I have an hourglass physique with a nice behind. I seek out mature, respectful gentlemen 30 years of age or older. Underneath it all, I possess a distinct prowess and the maturity of a 30's woman who wants to rock your world! An experience with me is passionate, fun and surprisingly relaxing. Be prepared to be mesmerized by my talents. You will feel refreshed when we say goodbye. Kindly take a moment to click on my name above to peruse my photo albums and recommendations" Photo albums- http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/album.php?u=4180 Recommendations - http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showth...?ltr=N&t=28638 My location is in Orleans and is clean, quiet, upscale and discrete location. Free parking available. Shower facilities, fresh sheets, towels and all other ammenities for your comfort. TRIBUTES: I host - You come to visit me. At this time I primarily offer same day availability. My services are all inclusive ( therefore no negotiation) for an unrushed, satisfying, sensual and fun encounter. "I Host" Tributes: ( My location only) Rates are firm. $120 -30 mins $160 - 45 mins $200 - 1 hour Please note the rates listed above. Tributes are for my time and companionship. CONTACT: My number is 613-404-7*8*8*7*. Calling/texting me directly is the quickest way to receive a response. I don't offer email as a method of contact. No blocked calls or payphones will be answered.. See below. Call/text me directly please to receive a quicker response. 613-404-7*8*8*7*. I hope to see you this week so we can have some mutual fun together! If we have met previously, please let me know. I look forward to meeting you! Please be mature 30+. Thank-you

Often times I have shake my head and just have to laugh, I do feel your pain Eric. I am on average a bit more of a luxrey rate for my local market is accoustomed to. With that said, I often get responds " Ohhh that is so much more than . " I am quick to remind them I do not have hidden fees and tips are not required. But also, I am not going to discuse a menu either. Why? 1. Not everyone is accepted for my total package ...such as hygine ( which clearly you are respectful with) 2. I do not want a client to criminalise themselves. 3. I do not like to commit to activities upon our first meet. I do feel, one's rate should be able to reflect on what you may expect. Now, the enquiry as I described that says, " Ohhh that's way more than. " I know is accoustomed to receiving the traditional mechanical style . But that is ok too, but should be advertised as " Rate starts at.." At the end of the day, you tried, you tested....and that is about it lol You will find some you really like, others could be not so much. But Mature Angela is right that sticking to names and reps that show consistency will prove much easier on your budget.

Finally reconnected with my aunt who is my God Mother and planning to visit her this summer in Montreal.

In my opinion there are many things that could make a client a good client.... frequency of bookings, length of bookings, the client's behavior before during and after the booking, bringing a gift, remembering special occasions or special things about the lady.... being extremely discrete about the lady... posting reviews if she wants them or not posting them if she doesn't.... so many things can go into it and of course Tipping is one. Some have suggested that being a good tipper can ensure better service or better access to bookings.... in many ways that is probably true whenever a lady sees a client as a "good client". Most ladies I have met have always said something like "tips and gift are always appreciated but never expected" and I think they have treated that way. Just my Opinion

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Going out on the boat. I need to get out and enjoy the sun.

Going on a road trip to spend the weekend with Carrie Moon :)

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I remember when Cleo was managing and it was equally well run. Happy to see girls looking after girls.

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Good to see police devote their resources to the festering, ugly, inhuman underbelly of this industry, which gives us all a bad rap. Human traffickers, especially of the underaged, should receive penalties similar to murder, for they indeed deaden the lives of many. Fuckers should be hanged to rot at Hangman's Beach on McNab's Island. No better than crow's feed they are. Maggots to be squashed without a second thought.

Without a doubt there is truth in your comment that "Sometimes the castles we build imprison us" on a good day it is generally pretty easy to see that bad things happen in life and they are not your fault... on a good day it is easy to understand that you have friends and people who care about you who will stick with you even if they know your struggles... the problem is of course that all days are not good days and when you are dealing with issues that encompass you and consume your thoughts and your energy it is not so easy to just say hey accept me as i am or I will get new friends... you struggling internally just to feel normal and be accepted. You are undoubtedly correct that in a perfect world those who really care for you would be there for you regardless of your mental health challenge and yeah maybe if your social circle looks at you differently then they are not really your friends but the fact is that in the real world people do treat you differently if they know you are struggling with mental health issue they may not mean to... or they may not even know they are doing it but they do and at a time when you are already feeling very vulnerable it is extremely hard to just say hey accept or not i don't care. More than 5 years ago I did in fact lose a child... I held them in my arms as they took their last breath and told them they would be ok.... words that I spoke at the time in the hope of bringing comfort but words that haunt me every day since as there is no certainty of things being ok.... There are the questions of why did this happen... the question of why did I not do more to keep my child safe... There is the overwhelming feeling that it is unfair that I continue to be here while my child... A much better person than me is gone... There is the feeling that I let my child down and that now it is even more important for me to be the strong one for the rest of my family who is also struggling and who need to know things will be ok even at a time when I can't convince myself of that... So I hide my pain... I deflect and seek diversions that will allow me to forget for just a short while that an important part of who I am is gone... I ensure that the rest of my family knows that we will make it through... that life goes on because they need that assurance so they can move forward... they do not need or deserve to share my pain or even to know of the daily struggle... they don't need the worry of wondering how I am doing... they just need to know I will be there for them. So yep I have made the castle that imprisons me... but I am like all of the rest of us... just trying to make it through life one day at a time.

I've had the pleasure of meeting the lovely Sierra twice since I first met her at the last social in late March. She is so sensuous, fun to be with and such a great kisser! I thoroughly enjoyed my massage and she was happy to permit me to provide her with a reverse massage and add to her pleasure as well. Sierra is enthusiastic, positive and loves to laugh - a great combination in any woman and a wonderful find in such a gorgeous sweet young thing! The kissing alone will have me back to visit with her but I know there will be much more pleasure found in the visit. Her schedule switches between CMJ and CMJ East so it is always easy to connect with her! Not to be missed! Her Lyla handle is 77Sierra77.

Hand made BBQ burgers, love it with french onion soup Mix :) Additional Comments: Been marinating lamb chops all day, white wine garlic and mint/ herbs. Love these delicious, rich, flavourful little bits of meat!

Another one using stolen pics, go figure! http://www.sensualgirls.org/galleries/jillian-saunders-pics/ look familiar? here is Jillian Saunders page, same pics this girl is using, and this was an easy tineye search.http://coed.com/coeds/jillian-saunders-miss-coed/ Jillian Saunders is 22, not 20! and lives in California, she has twitter @jilliliesl check it out.

being greeted with one word! I really hate that, especially when it's 'hey, or, 'rates?' Are you that f**'n lazy you can't even read the ad, at all?

I wasn't expecting chit chat. Omg buy a doll!

That second article was an articulate eye-opener. Her comments about the industry are why I rarely see escorts, but I'd happily pay just to talk to her.

Okay you don't get it. You MAY have an STI that look like a yeast infection. Herpes and gonorrhea can mimic the symptoms of a yeast infection. Monastat may take care of the itchiness but will not take care of the real issues if you have an sti. For the sake of this community , go see a doctor, please. WORST case scenario if you have a yeast infection or something, they tell you to continue to use monastat. If you have STI, you save numerous people to potentially be exposed to it.

The site is designed to send traffic to Adult Friend Finder a site known for using other peoples images for false profiles. Ladies contacting escortbusts.com to have their images removed will find the process difficult and challenging, most give up, in the end they will attempt to extort a fee from you to have your image removed. I would think that most gentlemen would be smart enough to see through this set up.

You don't shower daily!!!...????? You ever think maybe ummm.....sweat You know, that section where your arms meet your upper torso...aka armpits.....they develop a smell too if not washed daily Now if you properly wash daily and have good hygiene practices and it still happens then see a doctor Smelling your fingers after shoving them down there, sometimes some people have just way too much information to "share" RG

Use reputable independents and spas and you shouldn't have any trouble. The police have enough trouble keeping up with their real targets, the underage, the pimped, and the illegals.

Yes she is at ALO, you can see her sch at http://www.lunamassagespa.com

In my opinion, you're over thinking it. Go to a reputable spa, that has been reccomended on this board by many people. Relax and enjoy! Last word advice, be discrete until in private room setting. Cheers

Ya miss her so much you posted twice! LOL I believe she is at ALO... http://www.lunamassagespa.com/

She is indeed now over at ALO. Usually at either the location on Carling, or the Downtown location on Booth.

Is she not at ALO? I believe she is... http://www.lunamassagespa.com/

Got this tonight for the third time this week from tire kicker WOTs ( waste of timers) who say they are "shopping around" for the last year might I add with a weekly text asking every question under the sun.... or wait, the sun, the moon, the stars, the universe and the galaxy until the next millennium and they can't even get your GD name right! You call them on it in the past that you've spoken before by phone and texting history to prove it and they pretend they've never spoken to you at all. Of course they didn't. I will refrain from naming the exact names he quoted to protect the innocent who haven't yet dealt with wots like this. Him: "Hi "Jane", can I ask that the best rate is 100 hh cause are you busy all weekend? I no mothers day and all." Me: Wrong number dude! Him: ??Sorry "Jill" Me: I'm not Jane or Jill. Him: My fault Jane had your name as Jill. Him: Who is this if I may ask? Me: Unless you want a big hairy guy, wrong number!! You can't even take a look at my ad to even address me by my name and negotiate right from the get go? Rudeness!!! This is the response these cheap wots will get! I guess my vacation of attracting decent clients has come to an end. lol

Its true in any industry when you become successful you get haters. Jealousy is an awful thing and it exists quite bad in this business. As it has been said, best to ignore it, however from experience, I suggest you screen shot any and all stuff said against you, save all emails and if you need help tracking an IP, I'm an email away. As well I can put you in touch with a wonderful police officer who may be able to help you with this situation if it escalates. These people need to be dealt with, but the best way is to smile and focus on your business - god knows that drives them more crazy when they can't get to you. xoxo Emily

We are people with genuine emotions and not a commodity!

Go for it....a regular for me.

- always tip except in the face of worse possible service

I find this one very erotic....