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Dinner out with my parents and watching the Hockey game with my dad ... Just him and I :) and a very exciting game so far!!

Saw Emily on her last visit to Thunder Bay. As usual she was a true professional. Prepared and ready on time. No run around making an appointment then waiting for her to get ready. She presents herself as a beautiful everyday lady when you meet her at her door. Once inside she treats you like the girlfriend we've always wanted. She is a smart, intelligent and beautiful person who you will grow to enjoy. Her visits are always worth waiting for and something you will look forward to. Treat her like the lady she is.

I gave someone a warning for posting negative comments about a lady, they replied by PM with the following (I removed the persons name to keep them anonymous). My Reply to this person... The internet is so anonymous, it makes it easy to exploit/abuse. I don't know if your being honest when posting negative comments or malicious and trying to discredit someone so here on this site we do not say negative things. PERIOD Anyone who does not agree with this policy I tell to go find another discussion site that is more fitting for them to call home. This community was and will continue to be built on POSITIVE comments and people! It shocks me that people still tell me we are doing things wrong by not allowing negative comments here. This site has been running for a LONG time now and has a good community who embraces that core rule. New members continue to join and try to tell me that this is not the way we should do things. Some even go as far as saying they have some sort of right of freedom of speech to say what they want here in our members only website.... i politely tell them to go review the laws and when they educate themselves come back and apologize for the ignorance. Some stats to share and prove our policies work... Cerb/Lyla Purges some old posts each year (a few thousand) but currently we have 525,041 posts We have over 55,600 registered members We have over 9400 members who post and contribute (Active Members) On average we have 1100 people on the site at ANY given time We have OVER 60000 unique visitors a month to the site We have OVER 200000 visits to the site per month On average the site serves 190GB of data per month! ... and that accounts for over 15 MILLION hits! Being positive, being nice to people, focusing on the good! ... IT WORKS!

HEY! LOL! This is when there's no other parking is available :) I don't mind parking further away and walking, especially if the weather is nice. (I know you said it wasn't directed at me) I am also very aware of my surroundings and I will always leave enough room for someone to go around me, and if there isn't that much room I will move my car and let them pass :) I'm a courteous fellow didn't you know? LOL!

Seeing as she is coming back today my welcome back present is to nominate my beautiful (virtual) Wife, Gabriella Laurence as CERB Goddess Of The Day. Wifey, you've been missed. We're glad to have you back and look forward to your continued positive presence in this community And no, I'm not a henpecked husband being told by my wife to post this LOL Gabby is a respected and positive contributor to this community and that is why she deserves to be CERB Goddess Of The Day And just for you Wifey, a song that seems appropriate https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6o0Cah5kQU Welcome Back To My Wifey, and CERB Goddess Of The Day Signed Hubby

my boys having their own place. Silence at last. Lol

I am not a fan of Stephen Harper's Canada, with all the stupid strutting about of the military, RCMP, and local police! He thinks he can pull it off in October. Not so sure! Having said that, we are so fortunate to live in a land where we can live in peace and freedom, where we have abundant food and water, electricity, and not having crazy, supposedly religious, people shooting at us, or each other! And a land where men and women are equals :) Lucky to be living in Canada! bellafan

Tomatoes with bocconcini, black olives, capers, basil, olive oil, balsamic vinegar and a very good bread. I LOOOOVE that and can eat that several times a week. It might be an addiction?

Welcome new members and visitors. This section is for Lyla newbies (New Users and people new to this industry). Here are some steps to get you started... 1) Please be sure to read the RULES and FAQ. We try to keep this as up to date as possible so answers to most of your initial questions should be found there. 2) When you sign up as a new user, your first 5 to 10 posts will be manually moderated by us. This stops spammers, abuse and any negative slander that we do not allow here. It can take up to 24 hours excluding weekends and holidays to approve your posts so please be patient with us! 3) Take some time to thoroughly read this section. We have included some great posts here from our members and made them sticky so they show at the top of this section. Feel free to jump into the conversations - that's what Lyla is all about! 4) This is a community and we are all working to make the community better. Your contributions and participation in the discussions should be positive and enjoyable. We do remove negative comments as this is NOT a review board or a place to air your dirty laundry. Please do not use Lyla to slander, call out, fight or flame anyone. SPREAD THE LOVE, THE WORLD NEEDS MORE OF IT! 5) Please no promotion of sexual services here. You can advertise escort services, but no explicit sexual acts. That includes abbreviations. 6) In the words of Thumper... "If you do not have anything nice to say... don't say anything at all". This is the Lyla policy and anyone who breaks this rule is given a suspension or banned from the site. No warnings. Thanks everyone and enjoy the forum! Lyla xx

Veet for Men :)

Chick flick. I HATE karaoke! Air conditioning or fan?

Nothing like enjoying a nice and refreshing Starbucks beverage after a session this afternoon :) Seen this sp and will most likely repeat when i am in her area again. I am not sure if your mileage may vary, we did do stuff not previously discussed on the phone, but i enjoyed it :) Not sure if i can post the positions on here but i know i will see her again in the near future. play safe, have fun Cheers PS69

Sunshine, no travel delays and sitting next to a fascinating person on the train.

@Spud: Christine Lavin's got your back.

I don't believe any of the clubs around here do ladies nights anymore, other than the NuDen and even there it's not a weekly occurrence. They advertise the male revue quite heavily, so you can always check their website to make sure you won't stumble upon it. Coincidentally, they're having a male revue this Sunday, so if you're looking to go out this weekend, you can cross the Den off your list! The other clubs in the city will only have ladies on the stage though, don't worry.

Just taking some time for myself this afternoon and if work calls, so be it. Just enjoying some meditation that relaxes me at the moment.

Ironically, what you do for a parking spot is a pet peeve of mine lol I see a lot of people doing that instead of driving a little further and getting the next empty spot. Most often, they cause "jams" in the narrow driving lanes for nothing. The way I see it (and this is not directed at you, JB): walking a few more feet to get to your destination is not going to kill you, especially when it's not -30 out.

If you have an album (or set up one) you can set your album to private which means only your contacts and mods can see it. This can be done at any time. Go into your album and hit edit album and you'll see the options.

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Happy Birthday Symone! fellow gemini :P

This is what a recent guest had to say: http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showth...light=kourtney Let me show you why I'm Ottawa's hottest redhead masseuse! I'm available Tuesday-Friday, 9am-3pm, and I have a special LYLA rate for you! I offer a sweet, sensual, relaxing, full-body massage from a licensed, discreet, clean spa location near Bank and Alta Vista. Incredible body, fun personality, beautiful face, wry sense of humour, and great conversation (should you desire it), what more could you ask for? I'll put you right at ease, whether this is your first massage or 101st! You can check out my website and see what I'm all about: http://kourtneyann.wix.com/kourtneyann Text (613-604-7108 ) or PM me!

Hi there, thank you for checking my ad. You will not be disappointed with my A+++ massage... My name is Vivian. I'm 28 years old. Gorgeous, i am a classy looking Lady with long black hair, seductive cat eyes ...., beautiful silky soft, tanned skin. work out body with all the right curves in the right places. You have finally met your dream girl... I greet you at the door with a lovely smile then lead you to the massage room...I will start with a deep soothing tissue massage to relax all your muscles then follow with a soft touch to invigorate your whole body then the fun time ... It will be the most relaxing, creative and passionate session for you ever. So amazing that you cannot help yourself from thinking about it and want to come back for more ! http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=92146 For relaxing massage $40/30m $50/45m $70/60m appointment only, call/text me at 6l3 7l2 l2OO mon to sat 10am to 7pm

When you add an album it gives you three options via a number of radio buttons, one of which is private. Suspect it can't be done after the fact.

Here's the latest from one of the inspirations for this thread, our gorgeous Jazy, with thanks!

I found this list on a tumblr site (http://free-speech4sexworkers.tumblr.com/.) It is quite an exhaustive list of sexwork reference resources including biographies, Sociology texts, documentaries, how-to guides, novels, magazines, movies, TV shows, etc. I thought it would be worthwhile to post here. Here is the URL for the list: http://free-speech4sexworkers.tumblr.com/post/112850462653/swer-media-club

Edging is fun, but at some point you must cross the finishing line... Congrats, Touch, and keep them coming.

Happy Sweetafantastico Birthday Carrie ;-)

Oh my! 3000! Great work ;-) Congrats!

The only way I'm aware of for posting photos in post is to first save the photo to either your album on here, or save on an online storage site (cloud storage site). Once it is saved, all you need to do is click on the "insert image" icon at the top of the message window and copy the link to your photo.

Getting a reminder on the beauty of the landscape here on PEI, I had a trip to Summerside today lots of farmers working hard to get their crop in the ground.

I'm late, but hope you had an amazing birthday! Xox

Acknowledging the keen eye and excellent taste of Royalfun!

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A really beautiful woman with a sparkling personality and a positive attitude. Truly one of the greats. Let me say of Claire what she said herself about an outstanding former member of this board: "She IS real although she's unbelievable :wink: Holy. Mother. Of. GOD."

Omg so i woke up to read a text sent last night around 3am from a guy by the name of Tevor said he found my number in his phone but doesnt remember me......RED flag in my books(probaably girlfriend/wife) i texted back and said i do not know this number If you are involved or married please do not keep my number in your phone i do not want nor need the drama Put my number away in a safe place

Same experience with Jessie- actually had a decent hard massage and with about ten minutes left she asked if I wanted extras. She said she couldn't do anything yet cause she hasn't been there long enough. /Tried to convince her to start with me right now but she went to get Linda. Linda finished everything off very well.

When I came on Cerb /Lyla my goal was to have a hour or two of fun in a safe environment which definitely happened, after meeting a few ladies I quickly found out I wanted to experience more, I wanted to experience that hour plus have both parties entertain each other in ways they choose, a dinner at a nice restaurant or even going out to a hockey game. In reading a lot of posts leading into 2014 I was intrigued by one lady from Montreal who had visited Charlottetown in the past,I finally got to meet her last fall twice and once over the winter, she was and is everything as advertised in her posts she is one very classy and fun lady so at this time I would like to nominate this person Miss Gabriella Laurence as our Cerb Goddess of the Day.

Well, she is 19. No, wait. She's 20. No, 21. And she's from Stockton, CA. Or Modesto. At least, that's what comes up on the 3rd picture. So, good luck with that.

For us noobs what did Inthenavy warn? I cannot find anything lol

Kind sincere words from a friend when I really need them. My three Siamese cats, My 11 year old nephew, I get to relive my life again and he reminds me of the joy and mystery in the world. The hope of spring and plans for new flowers, gardens and just the joys of learning about gardening . I'm a late learner with an expert teacher. A better relationship with my mother, neither of us are here indefinitely, I am cherishing out time together. My belief in the spirit world and the comfort it brings, truly this is the area that makes most sense to me. The possibility each day brings. Additional Comments: All good points Cristy, I love my cats because they don't drink my wine. They look at me like I'm the smartest person ever and all they want is love and to sleep at my feet. Can't beat that!!

Walking up the lane way to the home that I moved into last year. Each and every single time, this makes me reflect on where I was, realize where I now am and that I accomplished one of my goals. This makes me very happy.

For CERB Goddess Of The Day today I once again have to nominate Emily Rushton. Emily as you may all know, has made many contributions to this board. She is a cornerstone of the CERB community and a valued member here. Just her presence on CERB and her contributions is enough reason to nominate her as CERB Goddess Of The Day Emily is also, well to put it mildly, a wonderful companion, down to earth, a sense of humour, beautiful, classy and so much more ;-) She respects the gentlemen she sees as much they respect her. Just look at the recommendation threads, she has a lot of admirers (me being one of them) She also doesn't take her clients for granted. You may notice after she tours a city, she writes a thank you post on CERB. Not to get clients. After all her tour is over. But to show appreciation to those gentlemen who made her tour a success. That shows class, and manners, the true signs of a lady But my reason for nominating Emily today is more personal. Life, ok more accurately family, threw me a curve, a devastating curve. One which put me in a dark tunnel (sorry for metaphors here) I'm still in that tunnel, but some light is at the end now. Although some serious damage has been done. (close to estranged from family now) But Emily has been there, managing to keep my spirits up, when things were down. She is more a friend, than my family is family This accurately reflects my sentiments towards Emily And Emily as you might gather, is the person who kept my spirits up, and kept a smile on my face Emily, you are a bright light, and I consider myself a very lucky man for having met you. And you certainly deserve, in my opinion, to get nominated (ok for the fourth time by me ;-) ) for CERB Goddess Of The Day Here is Emily's profile http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=22822 And Emily's website http://www.emilyrushton.com/ Although Thank You doesn't quite cover it, Thank You Again Emily RG