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Seeing ladies use snark in their ads. It's fairly common to see things along the lines of: "better than her (upwards arrow) and her (downwards arrow)" A local lady has actually put "don't get ripped off by her" in her headline. Ugh... it's so tacky! Not only does it show a lack of professionalism, but it's hardly going to attract a very refined clientele. But hey, to each their own..... still annoys the hell out of me!

People who speed on the highway like it's the Indy 500. Was getting onto highway and witnessed a car who was also getting on in front of me almost get plowed by a car going in upward speeds of what was easily 140 kms. Its like slow the hell down! Killing someone isn't going to get them anywhere faster! It was like watching someone about to get killed in slow motion until they realized this psycho car coming at them and had to veer to the right very quickly! The entire time I was cringing! Another one... Being out and about for the day and go to order grilled chicken from Wendy's. I rip off the bun because I don't need it because of the eating plan I'm on right now. What do I see? A big long black hair in it! I won't need to eat after seeing that! Posted via Mobile Device

Tasha, Amanda, Angie, Maya, Gabrielle, Angel, Samantha, Cookie, Maude and Alicia. Cookie (she's new to me) puts in real effort to do a great athletic show on the pole.

She's been around for years. Her working name is, or was, Chanel.

Hi there, thank you for checking my ad. You will not be disappointed with my A+++ massage... My name is Vivian. I'm 28 years old. Gorgeous, i am a classy looking Lady with long black hair, seductive cat eyes ...., beautiful silky soft, tanned skin. work out body with all the right curves in the right places. You have finally met your dream girl... I greet you at the door with a lovely smile then lead you to the massage room...I will start with a deep soothing tissue massage to relax all your muscles then follow with a soft touch to invigorate your whole body then the fun time ... It will be the most relaxing, creative and passionate session for you ever. So amazing that you cannot help yourself from thinking about it and want to come back for more ! http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=92146 For relaxing massage $40/30m $50/45m $70/60m appointment only, call/text me at 6l3 7l2 l2OO mon to sat 10am to 7pm

Hey i sen this lady back a while ago and yes i also put a warning up

Hi everyone! I am available today at a nice hotel in a great location! :) For those who have not yet had the pleasure of meeting me, I am Mirella; an exotic Romanian beauty. You will not only be amazed by my looks(which I have been told over and over that my pictures simply do not do me justice!); beautiful face and unbelievable fit spinner body, but also by my fun-loving, sweet and down to earth personality! I just turned 22 but mature way beyond my years, you will be pleasantly surprised in many ways!! I am 5'5, 108lbs, 32B,24,36 flat tummy, nice perky full handful boobies and a sexy curvy booty which looks great on my tiny waist.. I have the sexiest long, toned legs, I used to be a gymnast for years and trust me, it shows I also have been told lots of times that I have beautiful eyes and lips Donations(special rates!) 140/hh 260/hr! duo's available with my beautiful friend Heaven 240 hh 480 hr ! I am 100%independent/drug/alcohol and smoke free (I drink socially, and do not mind a glass of wine or other beverage with my guest!) I am also 100%independent and have IMPECCABLE hygiene and expect the same! Do yourself a huge favour and treat yourself with truly one of the best Do not forget to look at my sexy album!! http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=8625 Also check out my great recommendations in the Ottawa and Kingston section! If you are a gentlemen who prefers quality over quantity and loves a beautiful and energetic young woman with a personality as amazing as her looks, than I am definitely the girl for you!!! 343 -3 three 3- 00 89 No explicit talk please. Call to book, I do not book through PM's . Let me know you found me on cerb when contacting me! Don't be shy! My warm and sweet personality will put you at ease as soon as we meet! Mirella xoxox

Waking up with my boys (my two cats). They are the best cuddlers ever! There's nothing quite like waking up to snuggles with two adorable and content cats to get the day started - or ended - on a great note.

Yes exactly! I say my goodbyes from the bedroom and follow them out to see that they're leaving but I don't have idle chit chat with a client in front of the door. I expect them to enter and leave with discretion. With regular, I have them knock and walk in as I unlock the door beforehand for them so there is no conversation at the door. For me, once goodbyes are said from the room, no one needs to yell it out again as they're walking out the front door. I am discreet to a fault!

don't think this section is a joke... it's meant to find places that offer the services that men already *are* willing to pay for.... only 'issue' is people not using proper discretion when speaking of a place that is a 'legitimate' therapy business that may offer 'fun things' on the side.... a bit of common sense and tact is usually not that difficult ;)

Hi there, thank you for checking my ad. You will not be disappointed with my A+++ massage... My name is Vivian. I'm 28 years old. Gorgeous, i am a classy looking Lady with long black hair, seductive cat eyes ...., beautiful silky soft, tanned skin. work out body with all the right curves in the right places. You have finally met your dream girl... I greet you at the door with a lovely smile then lead you to the massage room...I will start with a deep soothing tissue massage to relax all your muscles then follow with a soft touch to invigorate your whole body then the fun time ... It will be the most relaxing, creative and passionate session for you ever. So amazing that you cannot help yourself from thinking about it and want to come back for more ! http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=92146 For relaxing massage $40/30m $50/45m $70/60m appointment only, call/text me at 6l3 7l2 l2OO mon to sat 10am to 7pm

She's been discussed various times in here as "Roxanne". Pictures have been reported as fake by those who took a chance.

I don't usually write reviews as writing is not my strong suit but felt the need to let everyone know how great of a time I had with Hannah. Not only does she have a smoking body and a beautiful smile but also possesses a wonderful personality. Extremely easygoing and open minded. Can't say enough good things about her. Can't wait to see her again!

This probably should be in the Highlight Of The Day thread but it's a biggie. I was informed by my doc today that I no longer have cancer. The pathology report following my surgery showed that there was cancer in 20% of my prostate but the margins were clear. The blood test I did last week returned a PSA value of 0.0. And that all translates into Bingo, we have a winner! There will be future periodic PSA tests to ensure that all stays good but for now, I'm going to enjoy practicing saying "I do not have cancer." Happy Dances for everyone! On the house!

If you decline to take my offer to wash your hands before starting the session, don't be surprised when digits are off the table.

Floss. If your breath smells very bad, but brushing your teeth and using mouth wash doesn't fix it... it's because you need to floss. Please do it. Additional Comments: Oh, one more thing! Mentioning the size of your penis, especially during the first few texts. Please, do us all a favour, if you have a big one keep it a surprise!

"Are you available mow?" Okay, first of all, auto text is supposed to be a person's friend. Secondly, let me just teleport myself as I snap my fingers in two shakes of a lamb's tail. A silly question from a person who has no idea where they are going or how to get there. Technically it is impossible to "be available NOW" especially when the escort has never met the person before.

Hobbyist suicide and a good way to have an escort NEVER see or trust you again! DO NOT EVER, EVER, EVER show up to a lady's location unannounced because a client lost their number or happened to be in the area! What is wrong with people and not understanding discretion?!! Are they just expecting us to be sitting there looking pretty and invite them in because we happen to be doing nothing? What if she works with another lady? what if she had a roommate? what if she was entertaining another client at the time and the door bell rings out of the blue? How will that client feel? What if she entertained from her own private residence and she happened to have a boyfriend/friends/family that she lived with answer the door? What would they say then? So many different circumstances in the lives of escorts that are not all the same and so many "what ifs". I just cannot wrap my head around the way some people think. Definitely a good way to never get that escort to see them again. Thankfully this rarely happens to ladies if at all but wtf? Seriously?!!! It's definitely a feeling of being violated in some way because there is a golden rule in this business and that is discretion for both parties. It's not just one sided.

Yes this has been mentioned a million times over but OMG please stop comparing my rates to another girl I am not her and i will not lower my rates or do anything i do not feel comfortable with just to please you If you cannot afford my rate please be respectful and say thankyou for your time and move along do not continue to text me and tell me about how the next girl charges 70 Like really I do NOT care lol Call her and have fun Major turn-off!!!!!!

You know what's funny (more ironic than haha), is that a few months back on another board, there was a post in the reviews about a young BP lady advertising the old 100% real pics and a quick picture search revealed that the photos were actually those of high end escort somewhere in England( I believe). The guy decided he wanted to see how far the girl would go so he called her on it. After a couple of denials, she came clean, sort of. Her excuse was that her camera wasn't working but that she looked a lot like the woman in the photo and it was a good representation of her so she was using them until she could post her own. No point to this. Just thought I'd share for a chuckle.:icon_biggrin:

If you're like me and like more of the ethnic type foods then you should try when in Montreal East Africa it's certainly not fancy but the food is amazing. Make sure you either make a reservation or order ahead of time...it's all made from scratch but worth the wait. My other favorite is Pick Thai It's fancier ,food is amazing...make sure to try their eggplant salade ..it's like little bursts of flavor in your mouth. so good.

When guys ask if your pictures are really yours and that they need to confirm it's really you. Now I get you guys want to be careful and such, but first if you had actually read my website, that shouldn't be a question that needed to be asked. But second, and here's the big one..what kind of answer do these men expect to get? If a women really is using fake pictures, do you expect her to own up to it? "Oh yes sir, you caught me! Those pictures aren't really me, but you should come see me anyways!" No, I'm pretty sure you're going to get a "yes" no matter whether they're real or not, so your question seems a little useless in the end. Posted via Mobile Device

Back in 1995 I was in Montreal on business. After a particularly draining day, I decided to indulge in a little company. Now remember, this was before internet, so the "search" consisted of looking at the ads in the local newspapers. One ad caught my eye. Blonde quebecoise, 21yrs old, blue eyes. Sounded good. I called the number and arranged for a one-hour date. "Kim" arrives at my hotel room. Yup, she was gorgeous, but something was adrift. She walks in, calls the agency and the date begins. She undresses and lays on the bed. I was massaging her back when it hit me.. she fell asleep!! Wow, someone else had a worse day than me! Then the snoring started. Wonderful. I tried to shake her a bit to wake her up, but she was sound asleep. A bit of panic set in. I didn't know what to do. I am still dressed, so I decide to sit on the chair and have a smoke. Kim was on her stomach, naked and sound asleep, in a pose that reminded me of Jill Masterson covered in gold in the James Bond movie "Goldfinger". After about an hour, a woman calls the hotel room, says she is calling for Kim. I explained the situation and the woman on the phone yells out "merde!". Another 15-20 minutes go by and there's a knock on my door. The person identifies herself as the woman from the agency. She enters and proceeds to wake up Kim. Kim is groggy but starts to put her clothes on. The other woman checks Kim's purse and makes sure she is dressed ok. The woman returns my envelope and apologizes. Both women left my room a few moments later. Thus ended my first experience. It would be another two years before I even thought of entertaining another encounter. CM

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This is ridiculous. You want to stay safe? Don't have sex. You want to take reasonable precautions to prevent transmission of something? Assume everyone has an STI and protect yourself accordingly. The end.

Best chicken in the world. Seriously. And it's been there in the same spot for forty years!

Had the great pleasure to meet Lillie while I was in Toronto. I had heard many great things about this bombshell of a woman, and they were all true! When she walked in the door I was stunned by how attractive she was. Long blonde hair, stunning blue eyes and a body to die for! We chatted for a bit, she is a very charming person, sweet person and so easy to talk to. After a few minutes we helped each other out of our clothes and I took a good look at her naked...WOW...what a body!!! Her spinner body is just epic! Lillie dropped to her knees and gave me an incredible blow job and lots of eye contact with those beautiful blue eyes. I then gentle put my hand under her chin and guided her up to me, some deep french kissing ensued and picked her and carried her over to the bed and just went down on her sweet, tasty little pussy. Then on with the hat, and she jump on me for some cowgirl. I couldn't help but run my hands all over her sexy, toned body...it's just spectacular! I lifted her off me after a few minutes, then she jumped on all fours for some doggy. With my hands on her firm, gorgeous ass, she buried her head in the pillow and was just dripping and moaning while the bed rattled. On to some missionary for a time with lots of kissing and eye contact. I really didn't want the time to end, but such is life. She is an absolute gem and I will certainly make sure to see her again on my next visit to Toronto. Cupids certainly has themselves a mega star!!!

Don't want to take your original post down one specific path Danielle. By the way I think it is a great question and look forward to more ladies responses. I sometimes question the 'initial contact' and will always follow the ladies preferred method (email, PM, text, etc..). I find text can be tricky because of the limit and how much to provide. Want enough so she knows a little about me and I've addressed most of perhaps initial questions...but at the same time I appreciate and value the time it takes for a lady to manage her business. Was good to see I came close earlier this week with a new lady I'm looking forward to meeting. Her response; "That's such a wonderfully detailed first contact". I view that first contact and our text exchange between now and when we meet in a week, to all be 'part of the date' and the experience we'll both have. Off to a great start I think! Cub

I met Veronica yesterday and I'm posting a reco today. I usually am sceptical about BP but I'm so happy that I took a chance on her. She is one of my all time favorites. I'd rather keep her a secret but that's not what our community is about.

I have to agree! Though it's usually the other way arround. I make sure to give the lady a big nice hug before leaving, to make sure she knows that i really enjoyed our time together and that i care for her more then just sex. I'm usually more a repeat kind of guy then trying new ones so it's almost always a date with someone i know.

The link provided, did not work for me-but I still have an opinion!!!! I am a safe service provider, who refuses to take the extra risks for money. ( Because there are already so many other risks, even when playing safe) I am fully aware that this decision has impacted the amount of clients I have...and that is A-OK with me :) Good Health is priceless - IMHO :)