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Couldn't figure out where to post this. Things that suck? Highlights? The roofers came this morning without advance notice. Boy do they start early... Everything is so loud. It feels like they are going to come right through the ceiling. Then, a light fixture fell down, landing on my head. It hurt, but nothing serious. However, in the grand scheme of life, I will have a new roof once they are done, so it's really a highlight.

I agree 100% with some people talking really loudly outside the door right when leaving. 'Thank you so much, I will definitely be back!! You are so beautiful', even though it was already said IN PRIVATE before you started to leave. Imagine us going to an out call to someone's place or hotel and saying in the hallway 'hope you liked my 'service' and call me back' ;) lol Another thing which was mentioned before is hand washing. I swear if I had a dollar for every time someone got offended, legit offended, when I very nicely and politely asked if they can wash up and wash their hands(which is not a rude question, is it?) I would be almost rich. :P Yeah that's cool that you washed up before you left, but what about the door knob you touched? Or the steering wheel? Or the elevator buttons? Or the donation, of course? I'm not saying you're dirty, I'm just saying something that is common sense and proper hygiene... Also, I got asked earlier if I do car calls. Not only is that a turn off but a definite never gunna even see you now..ever...:)

Don't you just love it when men do this? NOT! Shortly after I arrived here, I lived in a very nice place, better than most 5 star hotels in the area. But, because the location was Dartmouth and not Halifax, I had men complaining that it wasn't good enough for them. They wouldn't come to me, so I was doing outcalls instead because of this. WTF more do you want? An almost million $ condo isn't good enough for you? They would say things like 'I don't like the neighborhood and that it wasn't safe'. Buddy, people are spending anywhere from almost a million $ to $3.5 million to live where that was. Reluctantly I sold it, as I couldn't keep it through certain circumstances. Where I play now is still clean, quiet, respectful and discreet. I often wonder what the residences of these guys looks like? I walked out of a few guys places that were absolutely disgusting. It's the reason why I will not go to motel outcalls. As for the guys that 'make the rounds', by booking two or three ladies, just to see what they look like in person, go fuck yourselves! Don't waste our time. It's time wasters like this that make it impossible to have bookings from those who really want to see us. Thanks for nothing. Guys seem to be wanting more and more for less and less these days.

Surviving Pearson and not getting into a fight with anyone....

Having lunch with a lovely woman I first met in 1970, when we were both in our early twenties. Young lovers :-) And we still enjoy each other's company :) We hadn't seen each other for over a year, but it was like yesterday. Life, and love, really are so good :)

I figured I would post this here because I know many ladies don't have access to the private areas. Please be on the lookout for fraudulent billing activity on your credit cards. SPMedia is the billing company that TERB used to use for monthly auto billing via credit card. I just noticed they billed my card $83.42 on May 15. I sent Fred a rude message to ask him to reverse the charges immediately and he explained they don't use that company anymore and haven't since January. Therefore the charges are fraudulent. I reported it to my credit card company and they have reversed the charges and canceled my card. Any ladies who's credit card information is on file with SP media should check the Account statement for fraudulent activity. Hope everyone is doing well! Jessica

The worst smell: Bill C-36

I recently had the chance to meet Lucy. I had wondered about her for a while now. She advertise on BP but her pics doesn't give you the full picture!!! (too bad). Lucy is a beautifull and classy woman. She is not a girl, but a lady!! She is easy to talk to ( and a very smart woman for that matter). She is is like a long lost friend that you meet again after a long time apart. Very friendly lady.She has a body to die for. Very beautiful brown eyes and a GREAT smile. I will not go into details about our rendez-vous, but the time that I spend with Lucy was terrific. She loves what she does and she like to please her customer!! Be gentle, passionate and adventurous with her and she will show you stars!! I highly recommend Lucy for those who are looking for a lady and not a girl. You will not be dissapointed!!! Thanks Lucy!! See you next time!!! XOXOXO http://newbrunswick.backpage.com/fr-ca/FemaleEscorts/your-lucky-day-30/1564803

this just came to my attention this afternoon. A few days ago I sent some text messages back-and-forth with an MA. Timing did not work out but was very interested and getting in touch with the SP in the future when the timing was better.in order to make the process more smooth in the future, I saved her number in my contacts under an alternate number for someone I have not spoken to in 10 years. This afternoon while I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed, right there in front of me was a picture of a girl who I thought was incredibly similar to the MA's pictures from her Backpage ad. Naturally, I clicked her picture to see if it was an open profile and to confirm that it actually was her. Her tattoos were identical to those in pictures on the back page ad. This is where it gets scary. According to Facebook, we have zero mutual friends. The only reason she showed up on my newsfeed, in my honest opinion, is because I have Facebook messenger installed on my iPhone. In order to let Facebook messenger work to its full potential I allowed Facebook access to myself phone contacts and their cell phone numbers/emails. I just finished sending the MA a series of text messages prefacing each time that I am "not a creep, but really thought that she should know". I informed her that the reason she showed up on my Facebook newsfeed is probably because her cell phone number is linked to her Facebook account and that she should probably remove herself phone number from her Facebook account. Probably out of shock and feeling of having her privacy violated, she told me to "stop stalking her". To which I replied, "if I was really a creep, why would I ever! Give you this information". Ladies and gentlemen, if you were unaware that Facebook could be giving away your private information to possible clients, now you are. I most certainly am not a creep, but if I was, it would be a much scarier place for M A's and SP's considering their private information could be browse freely by complete strangers. Please consider removing yourself phone number and email addresses from your Facebook profile. As soon as somebody enters your information into their self own Facebook connect see you too and makes it possible that they could be given access to your name/job/whereAbouts/FRIENDS LISTS!

Hello! My name's Bridgette and I'm an exotic dancer at Barbarella's. Join me on June 12th for a sensual Friday afternoon from 2-7pm at 340 Queen Street. Let's get to know each other over a drink and then cozy up in the Champagne Room. XO

For Michaella's Caress, for all that she's been through recently.

The overwhelming smell of mold on a very hot summer's day walking through Memphis International airport as if you were in a person's hot attic. Elvis Presley's house smells like it too in some of the rooms.

Sitting on my deck and having appreciation for everything.

Walking into a home, cat litter not changed, the ammonia/cat urine smell just overwhelming. Literally tears coming to my eyes RG

Hi there, thank you for checking my ad. You will not be disappointed with my A+++ massage... My name is Vivian. I'm 28 years old. Gorgeous, i am a classy looking Lady with long black hair, seductive cat eyes ...., beautiful silky soft, tanned skin. work out body with all the right curves in the right places. You have finally met your dream girl... I greet you at the door with a lovely smile then lead you to the massage room...I will start with a deep soothing tissue massage to relax all your muscles then follow with a soft touch to invigorate your whole body then the fun time ... It will be the most relaxing, creative and passionate session for you ever. So amazing that you cannot help yourself from thinking about it and want to come back for more ! http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=92146 For relaxing massage $40/30m $50/45m $70/60m appointment only, call/text me at 6l3 7l2 l2OO mon to sat 10am to 7pm

Fresh photos! And more to come as the week goes on: http://kourtneyann.wix.com/kourtneyann#!gallery/c199t This is what a recent guest had to say: http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showth...light=kourtney Let me show you why I'm Ottawa's hottest redhead masseuse! I'm available Wednesday & Thursday this week, 9am-3pm, and I have a special LYLA rate for you! I offer a sweet, sensual, relaxing, full-body massage from a licensed, discreet, clean spa location near Bank and Alta Vista. Incredible body, fun personality, beautiful face, wry sense of humour, and great conversation (should you desire it), what more could you ask for? I'll put you right at ease, whether this is your first massage or 101st! You can check out my website and see what I'm all about: http://kourtneyann.wix.com/kourtneyann Text (613-604-7108 ) or PM me!

I'm not sure which RMT's you are referring to, but the consensus on actual RMT's is that none locally provide "extras". There are plenty of unregistered masseuses that work in various places like hair salons, etc, that provide happy endings, but not actual RMT's working in legit massage places that can provide receipts that Blue Cross would accept. The amount of training to get a license just isn't worth losing it for getting caught providing "extras". It doesn't stop the occasional wild speculation, or wishful thinking poster from coming on and conjecturing or even lying about a verbotten session with an RMT.

When a known client calls me to ask for another lady's number because he forgot it and then calls me back and asks me to call her because she's not picking it up, it's like, if she's not answering you, what makes you think she's going to answer me. Also when it happens 5 or 6 times, it's just plain rude. I'm not a secretary so memorize or write down the damn number!

The smell of desperation Peace MG

How about a back scratcher and put the moisturizing lotion on it and apply it to your back with the scratcher http://www.bedbathandbeyond.ca/store/product/back-scratcher-with-ergo-grip/1013218790?skuId=13218790&adpos=1o2&creative=40239449130&device=c&matchtype=&network=g&gclid=CMCq4-yMhMYCFZWIaQodL5MAEQ or you could go to Walmart in the kitchen section, buy a spatula and use it for a back scratcher/lotion applier...JUST DON'T EVER USE THAT SPATULA IN THE KITCHEN...EVER!!! lol :-) RG

Sitting next to a VERY overweight person on the plane, who clearly forgot to use deodorant and ate a tuna and onion sandwich with their shoes off....I don't need to say anymore

People who have no awareness of the world around them. Specifically: - People who leave their shopping cart blocking the aisle and give me a dirty look when I either say "excuse me" or just gently move the cart so I can get past. - Groups of people who don't understand the concept of sharing the sidewalk. Walking three, four, even five abreast is not really okay unless the sidewalk is otherwise empty. Walk two abreast, and if you need to, shuffle to single-file to let someone past. - When there are large lineups somewhere and the line is more of a pool which is not only blocking the door, but is also making it hard for staff to get around you, don't give me a dirty look and make snarky comments to your friends when I address the problem by speaking in a clear and raised voice to direct people to keep the line, and move it in such a way as it does not clog the door nor obstruct the employees. Yes, I'm a woman. Yes, I just told you what to do. No that doesn't make me a bitch. It makes me someone who is assertive and has a higher degree of consideration and awareness than you. Get over it, cupcake. If you're so threatened by a woman giving you orders you must have a hard time functioning, especially in a relationship.

If you are contacting a 'legit' place of business due to an ad on here, or any other for that matter, sometimes it is easier for the person you are contacting to know what it is you are after <wink> if you say something like 'my friend lyla/Craig told me about how wonderful your massages were'...rather than asking outright.. or not knowing 'how' to ask in the first place <grin> that way... we don't have to be caught off guard or worried.... most of the time that works quite nicely :) that way, you *both* know what is being sought out and nobody is left 'hangin ;)

Ignorant f*ucking people People parking in my parking spot. We all have assigned parking in my apartment. Someone, not a tenant, is parked in my spot:icon_mad:...I would park right in front of them so they can't get out but that would cause me to block others from getting in and out of their spots There is guest parking available, guess this guest doesn't want to walk in the rain But I guess he think's it's ok for a tenant who pays for parking to have to park in guest parking and have to walk in the rain RG

Was having a crappy moment this late afternoon with someone who wasted my time. Was driving and then saw a license plate that said "Good Vag". I never laughed so hard in my life! I needed that! Posted via Mobile Device

What a way to start the day! Oceanna opened the door and I was speechless! Her pictures truly do not do her justice. She is more beautiful in person, articulate and intelligent. My hour with her flew by and left me weak-kneed after. I could easily have spent the day in her company. I held her close before opening the door and leaving her. I highly recommend her to anyone wishing to spend some time with a beautiful, energetic petite quebecoise.

I had the lovely pleasure of spending time with the stunning redhead Bridgette today. She is always amazing, great conversationalist, great company... in a class of her own. She is worth going to Barbs for.

I googled one of her photos. The photos are all over the internet, and clearly not an escort's.. I'd warn against visiting her.

Hands off! She's mine! :)

Someone who hasn't showered and smells like ass!!

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