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Well, I took the plunge with this 40-something MIL* (Note: she doesn't provide the F part :lol:). (The $#@%^& censorship robot had to be circumvented). She provided me with a very detailed message describing her services, and I booked her for the most basic offering, just in case. I needn't have worried. She proved to be very friendly and highly skilled at her craft. I thoroughly enjoyed the build-up and the finale, which left me very happy. I will definitely repeat. Please note that she operates a legit studio in a multi-business building on a busy street a little outside of downtown, and she does not wish any info posted that could possibly identify her. Please be very circumspect on the public board, and very careful when sharing her info in private. I normally provide as much public detail as discretion allows, but in this case, I will err on the side of caution. I will not share details via PM either. There's no need for me to describe the session, since C provides all the info you need to know to book her, and she will deliver. Start by PMing her, and go from there. I'm sure you'll be happy you did.

Women get a lot of heat from society. Especially in terms of makeup. If you don't paint your face in a world full of women who do, then you are lazy, ugly, disgusting, whatever. If you do paint your face then you're a slut, you're lying (seriously, it's depressing how many people say this), etc. You can't please some people because they will always look for a reason to hurl an insult - especially at a woman. And this isn't just men, this is women, too. Women are misogynists, too. Stop and think about that for a minute. Next time you roll your eyes at what someone is wearing, don't. Next time you or a friend makes a snarky comment about someone's clothing or make-up, call them out on it. Tell them to shut up. Next time you catch yourself or a friend sniping on a woman like that, you need to check yourself because you are part of the problem. Find something more constructive to do with your time than make harsh comments. And if you absolutely can't help yourself, at least phrase your criticism constructively and give them some positive with the negative. http://www.sunnyskyz.com/happy-videos/2660/She-Started-Posting-Pictures-Of-Herself-Without-Makeup-These-Are-The-Real-Comments-People-Left-Her#3XPFgvWfJCiYfdxa.01

This will be a strange one: Godel, Escher, Bach by Douglas Hofstadter. I read this in my early 20s at a delicate time in my life, when I was trying to figure out who I was and how my own mind worked. I remember being amazed by the way Hofstadter communicated his thoughts about ideas and expression, and how he made concepts twist and fold upon themselves to produce new and unexpected things. It was a completely new perspective for me, a window into a new way of thinking about things. As a side effect, it made me more open to things that were unfamiliar and different.

As if spending time with me, and making me feel like I'm the center of their universe wasn't enough of a nice gesture. June seemed like it was filled with 'nice' :) Received a gift for my birthday from one of the lovely ladies I see, and if that wasn't enough after our extended meeting I noticed she had stayed an hour and a half longer Had another nice late evening with two beautiful ladies and they asked me to join them for drinks afterwards at one of their regular hangouts. And lastly from one of the sweetest ladies I see (they are all sweet but you can become a diabetic from her) she went out of her way and picked up a delicious chocolate cake for my Birthday/Fathers day. No matter how big or small the Gesture, they all felt the same. I've Never felt so appreciated :)

There are 11 amazing ladies here at Vibe with me! That makes 12 MAs regularly here for you in the East! xoxox Our Line Up Today: http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=217235 And Our Albums: http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/album.php?u=83222 xoxo

Evening Folks Finally time to go thru more of Tom's stuff and to related some of the discussions he and I had at the end of his journey. My little brother, who hated when I said that, because he was born just a couple of minutes after me, really loved the community here. There were some very special people that he wanted you to know how he felt. I will endeavour to send out personal notes to as many as possible, it was a long list.....horny bastard! He did want to send out a special thank you to Marc (k) and Angie at Angels Touch and Paradise Spa. He said he was thankful to get to know you. Always spoke highly of the establishments and the ladies that were there and who played so well! To his friends on the East Coast, he loved the interaction through this venue. To his supporters that through the last couple of months gave him strength and encouragement, I say thanx. So I will endeavour to get the individual thank you's out over the next little while. House got sold, now working on stocks and stuff. His family is coping well, all still laugh at some of the goofy, stupid things he did while completely sober or after a dram or nine of his single malt! Keep well folks Charles

I just happened across this thread, and after reading all the posts, I am very glad I did! I typically have absolutely wonderful days, filled with all sorts of random kind and amazing things... from the tiny, seemingly insignificant, to the life-alteringly huge... and am fortunate enough to not have very many 'bad' things in my life or my day.... except today. I received a strange message from someone, and when I asked them to clarify for me... they did... and in a way that, to me was handled very rudely. I am a wonderfully twisted, happy perv.. who is also one who makes a living out of living wonderfully, helping, supporting and doing anything i can for anyone I can..... and this, for whatever reason, upset me... shouldn't.. as it was a comment in passing an has no baring on me or my life, really... but.. yeah.... enough of the rant... again, back on track.. these posts restored my faith.. so again, thank you :) <....swatting playfully at own tail.. purring contentedly....>

A wonderful and sexy lady gave me a batch of home made Hello-Dolly squares. They would be blue-ribbon winners at the Lyla State Fair!

Hi, this is my 3rd year on Cerb, 1st year was mostly lurking and reading the various post and threads and getting to know the SP's/MA's and gentlemen on the board thru their postings. It was almost a year before I took the plunge to meet my 1st SP. She was a kind young woman that gave a great first experience and second experience. I met my second SP in the following year, and she was a great experience and I have seen many times since, and we have become good friends. After that I had my first GFE Massage and it was great which then lead to many more GFE Massages, Now in my third year of hobbying, I have started to meet many more Cerb women and each experience seems to get better and better. I even had my first duo last week :). It was exceptional :) This is a summary of what I've learnt from being on Cerb and my experiences with Cerb women :). What I've learnt from the Cerb Community: - it is a community of caring Men and Women. - it is a source of useful information - is a source of recommended women that have had proven reputations. - it is a place where information can be asked and answered - it is a social community where members have helped each other in need. - it is a place where discussions can be debated. - There are senior members that give good advice to the Newbie's - Also thanks the CERB MOD, he has does a great job, keeping the board running and moderating the members and post. - without the Mod there would be no Cerb. What I have learnt from the Cerb Chat Room: - This is a great place to make friends and meet the other members. - I have spent hours in chat, talking to the men and women of Cerb. - Have met people from around Canada. - I have helped and been helped with other members. - Some night we have a lot of laughs. - Other nights meaningful discussions. What I have learnt from the Cerb Gentlemen: - They are here to help others with information about the industry - They are kind and thoughtful men and know how to show respect to the women of Cerb. - Established gentlemen are proven safe men for the Cerb Women. - Some of them have a great sense of humour. - They have come to the assistance of other members in need. - Without the gentlemen, there would be no Cerb. What I have learnt from Cerb Women: - They are kind and sexy women. - They except people for who they are , regardless of race or colour or size. - All they expect is for them to be clean, smell good and show them with respect. - Please respect their time and limitations. - Arrive on time with the proper donations. - No negotiation of donations. - If you can't make it please call to cancel. - It takes a special woman to be able to do this job. - The women who really enjoy this job and pleasing men give the best service. - Beauty and sexuality is shown from within the person. What I have learnt from myself: - When I started I was a shy man around women. - Now I have more confidence and have no problem being naked with strange women :) - I enjoy spending intimate time with Cerb women. - I enjoy chatting with learning about the real person. - I have become friends with several of the women and keep in contact with them. - Women seem to actually like me for some reason. - As with all meetings, YMMV, But I've learnt to be a gentleman and have in general received better services then I expected :) - Always please the women first, and they will return the favour :) - As I always say, I'm a gentleman and the woman cum first :) Advice to Newbies: - Read the above facts :) - Respect the women. - Be a gentleman. - Women with recommendations are a good choice, but in all cases YMMV. - Participate and become part of the Cerb Community. In closing. I love being on CERB, it has become a daily part of my life. and Thank you to all you women for being sexy, kind, beautiful and emotionally strong to be able to provide the services that you do. I am grateful for the exceptional times that I have spent with Cerb women, they know who they are :). And I hope to have many more great experiences. Gentlemen and women, let's hear what you have learnt from your experiences on Cerb.

Shower experience. Thought I was going to say something else didn't you. You guy's have one track minds Made you look :) Part of the GFE MA experience I really enjoy is the initial shower. From here I can tell how the rest of the session will go. And in most MA experience, there is always a shower, in SP experience there have only been a few showers :(. However, the showers can be hot soapy and sexy fun :). A lot of mutual caressing, fondling and stroking going on. Anything can happen in a shower :). It's fun to get clean :) and a great way to get know each other's bodies I find that this can be an extremely erotic experience with some of the girls. Kissing, and standing body slides under a hot soapy shower, Glistening water over a wet sexy body. Oh my, I've been with some girls where I would have been happy playing in the shower for the whole session:) My best GFE MA shower experiences have been with JessicaMassage, Gina, KellyXo, Michaella's Caress and Luscious Lilly. As to the best SP shower experiences I've had, I would think Eva Pearl who is a MA/SP gave great shower, actually best of both worlds.:) and I remember Peachy was a lot of fun in the shower also :) Don't forget the clean up shower. I've had a few memorable moments here also, where there were some very sexy moments :) Who have you had great shower's with :) Let's here about your experiences. I can only judge by the girls that I have met. I'll like to know about the other girls that I have not met yet.

"Ask and it is Given" by Esther and Jerry Hicks. Ever ask yourself what am I doing here? I asked myself that about a year ago. I'm heavily into the law of attraction and my life is much better as a result in all areas. Anything related to metaphysics, personal development or spiritual based books, I enjoy reading. Posted via Mobile Device

Pretty much anything by David Foster Wallace, Consider the Lobster was my first by him and it inspired me to read more of his work. IMHO he was one of the best writers to come out of the 20th century and we lost him all to soon as he had an incredible and unique view of the world which has inspired a number of others. http://www.davidfosterwallacebooks.com/books.html This is Water, originally a commencement speech about life is now a short book that I believe everyone should read at least once in their life. This is Water - full version An animated excerpt https://vimeo.com/68855377

I just feel great in general! Posted via Mobile Device

See Gwen at CMJ.

I will give a few for myself that I have being told plus what I try to be in my real life and even more with being a hobbiest: Happy Very respectful to others Polite A good listener Thoughtful Considerate Sort of a neat freak Like to be organized, having things planned out well ahead. Mischievous, a little devilish for sure I like to laugh I try to be a little Funny, makes life that much better. Athletic, played sports all my life Strong(feelings and body) Thankful of what I have in life A giver of my time in volunteering and more if I can afford it if I can help someone especially around the special times of the year. Strong believer in treating someone the way you would like them to treat you in my personal life, here on Lyla and in my work. The final one I am Horny for sure

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Here's my two cents. I spend most of my time in the West because it's closer to me from home. I make the occasional appearance in the East, but I am always busier in the West, which is the same for most of the women here at CMJ. Luckily, I have a few East end visitors in the West ;)

I have seen Ms. Rushton a number of times now, and should have posted this review sooner. She is an absolutely extraordinary woman who creates a fantasy world you will completely escape into, where you can pretend you are the only two people on earth. For anyone curious, she is everything you are imagining and more.

I would say the best thing I have learnt since joining Lyla/Cerb is not to have an agenda when meeting someone, I have being seeing a regular since the end of August last year, all I can say each visit just gets better and better, never in the world did I ever think it could be this good.:) I now have a permanent smile which keeps everyone wondering why:)

Have on my all Black Calvin Klein's.

Black, grey, and white plaid boxer shorts...

She was here and gone now. I'd reviewed her on her latest visit a couple weeks back, but titled it Lilly cause it was spelled that way in her ad on bp at the time.

like i always say when a loved one passes, whether it be a person or pet, they are all members of the family so the loss is great. my condolences go out to you and your family.

Swallows instead of spits.

Boyfriend Experience. You take your girlfriend out shopping to all her favourite stores...and when she says she'll be just a minute, smile and expect to wait a couple hours (gotta love shopping malls :-(, ok ladies seem to :-) ) She won't laugh at your 3 1/2 inches...in fact she loves it...mind you the 3 1/2 inches is your credit card LOL When you get her home you clean the house, make dinner, do the dishes and take out the garbage At the end of the day you kiss your girlfriend goodnight and she goes to sleep and gets a good night's sleep, you go home and take a cold shower All tongue in cheek here BTW :-) RG :-)

Bicycle riders in city streets. They do not obey street regulations. No stops, no signals and whatever other rules they break. I almost got in an accident with a bike rider mature enough to know the rules. He was traveling and turning on his left, he did not stop and found himself facing vehicle facing him that veer my way. Talking about putting breaks on. Nothing bad happen except when he continued and i asked him he he was ok. All I got in return is the one finger salute!!! Now that really pissed me off.

I'm not sure what you mean by BFE...boyfriend experience?

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I agree. I don't get offended when I see just one word "sentences" ex Rates? Available? I just realize that this isn't my type of client and I just ignore them.No harm no foul.

I met her. Pics are accurate but I decided not to write a reco.

One if the saddest things I have experienced is walking out of the vet's office with an empty pet carrier-cage.....

Once a gentleman arrived with a dozen of gifts! It was a rain of gifts for Christmas: lingerie gift card, wine, cookies, coffee etc... I felt like a child opening them one after another! Thank you again for this amazing surprise, you know who you are ;-) Another gentleman asked me once to dance a slow with him. So we danced in my room. It was really sweet! Sometimes it is a special card or a note written in an original way that makes my heart melt. But what remains absolutely true is when a man behaves like a gentleman and shows that he is happy to meet me, seeking to share a real quality time. No gift or no card needed ;-) These are the best encounters... and the best memories!

Just got back from sun bathing on my roof top, little tan lines ;) I think i made some workers happy while they were fixing a glass window on the opposite building :D lunch time now :p Bianca

Hello gentlemen, I will be available all of next week for us to get up to some wild adventures :-) I will be available mostly during the day, but some evenings may be an option. If you have my number, please text me to set up a meeting, otherwise please email [email protected]. Hope to see you soon, Carrie

Age or Looks or Whatever ; All people are beautiful from the inside out , that is always the way , the original post is awful !!!!!!!

definitely check on bp if they have a website or are listed here also. For instance, I have an ad on bp and state that you can see me here, so do some of the other sps. For what you seek, take a look in the Winnipeg section of Lyla, check through the ads, see if anyone strikes you in particular, then contact them in the method they have outlines in their ad. Most of us have websites, please check those if they are available, and this way you can receive a lot of information. What you like and what others have recommended may be a match up in the end ;-) There is a Winnipeg recommendation area, just look on the main page of Lyla, scroll down to Winnipeg, click on that and voila! The ads, and the recommendations are there. Hope you find what you are looking for, Lyla is a great site to be on, welcome to Lyla :-)

I'd agree with the previous answer 100%. Stick to this forum and Escorts Canada and you'll have a great time. I was in your place a year ago with a lot of hesitations and questions and found a supportive community here. Stay away from anyone without reviews and an online presence. I can assure you, you will be safe and will have a great time. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Hello my lovelies come get treated like a king every time we meet I will learn quickly what and how you like it to make each encounter more amazing then the last till I have you addicticted to my touch kiss and personality letting you know that you are the only one in the world that I love pleasing making you feel like the king you deserve to be It's me barbie. I wanted to let you know that I am available upon request at 9022100434 (text are preferred ) [email protected] or a pm I start doing in calls when I wake up in the morning until about 10 1030 pm I live in a hotel downtown Halifax (Halifax Dartmouth areas mainly )I also have a driver that will transport me for out call with no extra fees incall and outcall are the same rate 140/HH 240/hr I am 5'2 (I'm not short I'm funsized !) 100lbs nice and tiny slim stomach bust is C33 very perky all natural bouncy bubble bum (I love spankings) silky smooth golden skin very fit lean with tone I take pride in taking care of myself always shower ready and presentable I am 20 years old intelligent sensual I can be a very bad girl or the angel you desire I a to please everybody I meet (very kind hearted empathic respectable young lady) I want you to be comfortable and relaxed I will amaze you with my skills relieving all of your stress I always enjoy my self because I love what I do and i deffintly let it show I'll make you my only focus I don't clock watch or rush or spend time on my phone then minute you come in my door you I will be yours for an enchanting unforgettable experience I really hope to hear for you xox Barbie

When I am not begin treated like a human been. Just because I choose to be in this profession that doesn't make me an less of a lady. I don't care for anyone who thinks differently. I am quite happy with my life currently and I have plenty of other aspects to my life. This is mainly one, very small, glimpse of who I am. There is much more to Carley Chase then what meets the eye.

Please... if you are going to chastise someone for being condescending then please don't be the same way. He did add in his comment that "he didn't know what he was talking about.".. So why would it then be conceived that he was bragging about his longer sessions and condescending towards those who take shorter ones? I didn't read it that way at all and I'm one who offers both! May I also add, that you've never lectured another member, who constantly lets everyone know how long his sessions are and with whom and who tends to offer his opinion to every topic warranted or not. Can't we be fair and accepting towards all members here? If this is a community and we are all here to help and support one another then if someone feels a community member has erred then shouldn't they be approached in a friendlier fashion and not bashed? Especially and when they are simply adding their opinion. I believe in fairness and in a community such as this there shouldn't be a hierarchy but somehow here there often feels like there is one.

Not really sure why you felt the need to take the swipe at me when in reality your approach it pretty much exactly what i suggested... no time before or after for shower and you manage the time accordingly. So I guess if we both agree then neither of us must know what we are talking about. Just my Opinion

Well as I discovered and is appreciated by the ladies is realizing that I'm not so good...." that way LOL but I respect and appreciate the companionship the ladies provide, pay them in full, plus a tip and gift. Any guy that is so good I have a question for you, why do you need to see professional companions then? I always remember this, even though we are opposite sides of the same coin, for guys it is an escape, for the ladies, their livelihood Ladies want a client who is a gentleman...wanting their companionship for free is just disrespectful A rambling RG

Woke up, can't get back to sleep, so decided to expand on what I said before. I am following this thread because having lived in Toronto, I chuckle at how people in Ottawa consider certain places in the city to be far. You can get most places in Ottawa in 20-40 minutes depending on traffic and let's face it, in Toronto most folks would consider an hour to be reasonable time factor to get somewhere. In Ottawa, if you want to see a hockey game or concert, you have no choice but to go with it and travel the distance to Kanata. Even the Events bus from Orleans to Canadian Tire Centre is only 40 minutes. When referring to the west, Merivale Road has been mentioned. Merivale Road has always been busy - even back in the 70's when there was no Hunt Club extension or Highway 416. Getting back to the topic at hand, consider that ladies get used to working at a specific location and their aim to hopefully build up regulars. So if they are a west end girl who gets shuttled off to the east end location for the day, for a client's convenience, she may miss out on other clients who generally visit her in the west. And what if an east end lady doesn't want to go the west, then does that mean she misses out on a shift. Even positing schedules does not guarantee the clients will be available to see them on those days if they're shuffling around. The idea of been shuffled around would mean extra time and expense. I don't think it's fair to expect the spa or lady to absorb the costs associated with this. Most personal drivers (not cabs) would probably charge a minimum of $20-$30 each way and that would be dependent on whether a driver was available at the desired time. Also the lady would lose an hour in travel time. What about this scenario? Say you want to see a west end girl in the east end at a particular time would YOU the client, be prepared to compensate her for her travel fee and time lost to travelling back and forth. Also in order to accommodate that lady, the spa would have to have a room available for her to use. So that would mean perhaps an east end girl on shift would not be able to work or they'd have to leave a room free. Would you cover those costs as well? I think in the end, it's probably better to plan accordingly to be able to take the time to get to the west. I am not trying to give anyone a difficult time here, I'm just trying to point out that logistically speaking, it's just not feasible to spend more time to make the same amount (or less) money. The reason why I am interested in this thread, is because when I first started working in Orleans, I was told that no one would ever go out that far to see a lady. Far? It's only a 20 minute drive from the Nicholas Street on ramp on the 417 to the Jeanne D'arc exit off the 174. But folks who don't live east, think we are "far". I had an alternate location in the west end, but by the time I factored in my compute time, and fees to use the place and loss from cancelled or no shows, it wasn't worth the few calls I did get. I decided to stick it out in east, and it paid off. I have had gents from as far away as Renfrew, Carleton Place, Kemptville, and even the Belleville area etc. come see me because they want to see me. So I'm repeating myself here but as much as it would be nice to have the ladies you want to see where you want to see them, plan accordingly because we can't please all of the people all of the time. Also, final question to the OP, did you ever bring this up with the spas you named to hear their take on it? I think by the responses on this thread, we can see that there are many fine ladies to choose from both east and west and why try to fix what ain't broken. Happy hobbying.

Thank you so much for this thread. Very wise words, and it really is true. I have learnt from Cerb to reach out to others. I have always worked alone. Even if working with an agency, I still kept to myself. It wasn't that I was shy, but more that I really didn't trust others. There were too many trouble makers, shit disturbers and those out to take from you what you have. Here, however, I have made some really good friends. People that want to help, not because they want something in return, but they genuinely want to help you. I have had sp's contact me for no reason, but to say hi, if you ever need any help, I am here for you. Not that I was in crisis, but that they see that I was new, and they wanted to make sure I was welcome. When working in this industry, those that do not work in it really don't understand. They think they do, but really they don't. Here, I have found sp's and hobbyists that have brought information to my attention, that I would never have thought of myself. The perspective of another sp. Also, the perspective of another hobbyist. This alone is so valuable. I am grateful for cerb. Not specifically as an advertising site. I can get that anywhere. Even as a recommendation site, well, that helps, but in reality, even without the recommendations or the advertisements, what I get from here is a sense I have a whole country that is routing for me, is watching my back, loves me and treats me with respect. Wow, and I don't even have to pay anything for this. I have become the provider I want to be. I have been able to showcase my talents, ideas, thoughts, silly stuff and of course the serious stuff. Thank you to everyone that makes this site such a great commodity. It is my resource, my inspiration, my desire to better myself. I am blessed to be here and I thank everyone. xoxo