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1. You charge too much/are too expensive/I only have $40 -If you can't afford the rates, either save up or see someone else who is within your budget. But don't negotiate. It's tacky and insulting. 2. You're so smart, why are you doing this? -*gasp* Escorts have brains? Who'd a thunk it. I'm doing this because I'm smart enough not to give it away for free. 3. Will you bend your rules/restrictions/boundaries for me? -Our rules and restrictions are there for a reason. If I say no Greek, that is not your cue to ask me why. Because you don't really want to know why. Do you really want to hear, "because I just ate something that is giving me the shits"? I didn't think so. 4. What will you do when you're too old for this? Surely you have a back-up? -Two words: MILF and GILF. That is all. 5. So what's your real name? -Does it matter? I could tell you anything and you wouldn't know. Just enjoy the moment. 6. Are you clean? -Are you? Common sense should tell you that I work with my body and therefore it is in my best interests to keep that body healthy. DUH. 7. I'm an amateur photographer and I think your pics are terrible/could use work/don't please my masculine sensibilities and here is how you can fix them/let me take new photos for you for trade. -I don't care about your unsolicited opinion. If I wanted it, I would have asked for it. 8. I'm so hot, young and hung, you should be paying me! -Looks mean nothing, respect means everything. 9. Did you cum/orgasm/finish? -If you have to ask... 10. So and So does x, y, z/ So and So said x, y, z -Gossip and indiscretion are not turn-ons. Talking to me about other escorts is tacky, and even worse is using them to try to coerce services that I don't offer. If so and so does it, go see her.

You are already at a huge disadvantage since people can post whatever they want on there. I just did a random check of the last 10 people to post on BP under escorts and at least 5 of them use photos that are found in many other locations online, and I seriously doubt that a white super model from south africa is currently offering services in Winnipeg via BP ad. If you use Google Chrome as your browser, it's super easy, just right-click on the image and select "Search Google for this Image", this will make it easier on you then making a post on these forums asking..... "has anyone seen this lady on BP"... chances are the entire world has seen her because she's a movie star, model, or actress, possibly in some foreign country. Or even do a search using "Tiny-Eye". So PLEASE! Do yourself a favour spend a few seconds, do some quick homework..... then just come on here, look in the recommendation section or the schedules and announcements section, or even the escort and massage discussion sections, and it will make your life a whole lot easier..... AND more pleasant. Because after all, unlike the magazines, you are not on these forums, "for the articles".

I hope no one minds me adding a few more. 1) You're too beautiful to be doing this(smart was already addresses) 2) You know you're too good for this, right? It's so degrading. 3)If I could afford you I'd keep you at my house and pay for everything and you'd never have to work here again. Come on, people. Be nice and respectful to your Sp. Berlin nailed this post bang on. I hope people take it to heart.

It pains me to think that anyone can buy in to this government in any way, given their history of dishonesty. Just as one quick example, bear in mind that Harper promised before he was elected PM that he would never appoint a Senator that hadn't been elected to the position, the way that Alberta does. Then consider that he's appointed over fifty Senators since he became PM. This is why there are so many attack ads aimed at Supposedly Not Ready Justin and Supposedly Angry Thomas. Because they don't want anyone to look at their record of honesty.

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It depends on your phone. An iPhone will keep the messages and call history, it'll just be using a different number. Heaven forbid you have your phone and your wife's phone in an apple family account. Then she may get the messages through iMessage or receive the calls on her phone if they're in the same WIFI network. Better to have another phone.

Me too.. His cutting of services & funding, yet spending millions fighting prostitutes, drug addicts and veterans in court- I find that distasteful enough, but their apparent inability to draft competent legislation is really shocking.. I'm my opinion, obviously. I don't like Harper, but there is enough about the Liberals and NDP I don't like, and I dislike the idea of picking the 'lesser of evils', or however it's said.. I don't think any of the parties really care for my vote anyways, lol. Isn't there a way to vote for none that doesn't involve not voting?

Earlier today I paid a visit to Jolie, an Ottawa SP I'd noticed a while ago on CERB and who I've thought periodically about calling. A few things attracted me to Jolie: - being in her 30s she's mature like me, so wouldn't leave me feeling all middle-aged and creepy; - her ads on CERB are thoughtful and make her sound fun and friendly; - and (here's an odd one) she actually writes her ads using complete sentences with proper spelling! Which you wouldn't think would be a big deal, but I've actually found it usually promises she'll hold up her end in an interesting conversation. On all counts, my instincts were right and I wasn't the least bit disappointed. I set up my appointment with Jolie by PM on CERB a few hours in advance. Although she has a phone number, I chose PM because it gave me a chance to describe my interests and make sure I didn't miss anything important, and it gave her a chance if she was inclined to learn a bit about me from my posts. It worked out and we arranged a two-hour appointment in the early afternoon. I'm always inclined to longer appointments when someone looks promising, since it gives us a chance to chat, see if we click, and hopefully start to genuinely enjoy each others company before moving on. Jolie advertised that she was hosting in a downtown apartment; the building was easy to find with decent parking, tidy and safe. A quick phone call for the buzzer and apartment number, and in a minute I was knocking on Jolie's door. Jolie was nicely dressed and made up; the first thing I noticed was her dark red lips and an enticing cascade of dark reddish hair. I was happy to see she had remembered my clothing interests; her skirt had a generous part which offered teasing glimpses of her legs in dark nylons and heels. The apartment was tidy and sufficient for the purpose. We had plenty of time to sit down and chat first, and we found by coincidence that we had both come from the same home city and ended up in Ottawa around the same age. Very quickly I was struck by Jolie's easy smile and her open, friendly, and down-to-earth personality. We talked comfortably and started to get to know each other a bit, and I felt myself relaxing and really enjoying myself. Jolie would be a great companion for a few hours in a pub over a couple of drinks. After a bit we moved on and got closer, and here things really took off. I'm always pointedly gentle and careful at the beginning with someone new, and Jolie was fully able to take the lead and get things warmed up. Clothes were discarded in layers, revealing a few of Jolie's sexy underwear details as we went. For the next hour, we explored and teased, roaming over each other's bodies and finding little trigger spots and interests. This part of our time together was open and extremely comfortable; the lead passed back and forth, and Jolie proved talented, imaginative, and generous at each turn. At one point I whispered a little story in her ear, describing a sexy scene we might try, and Jolie's response was gratifying and visceral. She returned the favour, and we passed our little fantasies back and forth, building on each other's ideas while teasing and enjoying each other. We also laughed many times, something that's always important to me as a sign of real comfort and pleasure. By the end of our session I was well spent and deeply relaxed, though with much left to try and plenty of curiosity for our next time... I'm certain I'll call Jolie again sometime soon; I'm keen to get to know her some more, and try out a few fun fantasies with her. I recommend Jolie to anyone looking for a sexy, thoughtful, curvy, mature, imaginative, and talented companion. If you've read Jolie's ads you already have a sense of the woman; tasteful, warm, open, and feminine. If you're thinking about maybe paying Jolie a visit, then stop waiting -- I think you'll be as happy with the outcome as I was.

Once in a while you come to realize that so many of our members really don't "get" the whole hobby experience, or rather, they understand that there are rules but believe they are somehow exempt. So let's help them. Let's give some handy tips to make this a more wonderful experience for all. This is a pleasant place so let's keep it constructive... and be aware that the rules shouldn't just be for clients, you can also add some helpful tips that may help a new provider too! Here goes: 1. Appointment time is at 2:00 pm, what time do I arrive? Ummmmm. Hmmmmm. What part of 2:00 pm is ambiguous? A 2 o'clock appointment means you are at her door at 2. Not 1:55, not 2:10. It's seems petty but when you screw up her schedule, you may be screwing up MY schedule. I may be the appointment at 3. I have things to do... and my schedule may not be as loosey goosey as yours. I may be using a very small window of time or I may have "commitments" that see me arriving like clockwork elsewhere. Regardless, when the little hand is at 2 and the big hand is at 12, be where you are supposed to be. 2. "I am awesomely wicked good in bed, and I often masturbate to pictures of myself nude, because I am that good looking. Can we negotiate a better rate?" In a word, No. Would you go to a restaurant and say, "I am a really good eater, can I get a better price on that steak?" Would you go to a lawyer and say, "I am an awesome criminal, can you represent me for free?" Would you go to the dentist and say, "My teeth are so bad that you should fix them all for $50!" A service provider gets paid at a set rate because she is a professional. She is good... no, not just good... wickedly awesome good, at what she does. Your part is the compensation, her part is the wicked awesome part. Pay the pretty lady and be happy. 3. Cleanliness is next to godliness. Ever step into an elevator and stand next to someone who smells like they have never met a bar of soap they liked? Ever met someone that looked like they were an extra in the Walking Dead? Have you ever gone into a bathroom after someone and wondered if they ate something dead? Step one. Go to the potty. Do your business. Wipe. Wipe again. Wipe again. and then, wipe again. Do the optical test. Last wipe. Is there any residue? If yes, start over. If no, then proceed to step two. Step Two. Shower. Clean EVERYWHERE. Rinse. Repeat. Did you pay attention to anywhere in particular??? Hmmm??? Go back to those places. Make em sparkle. (at this point I do suggest that artificial glitter is NOT necessary.) Get out of the shower. Towel dry (for pete's sake use a clean towel!)... apply a generous amount of deodorant/anti-perspirant. Brush your teeth. (if additional grooming is required, please do that too.) Step three. Clothing. Go to the place where you keep your clean clothes. No. Not the place where you put the stuff that you THINK you can wear again. The CLEAN clothes. You know that stuff that you just took from the dryer and folded nicely?? That's the stuff. Wear that shit. Uh oh... what if I have to do step one again?? Then repeat ALL the steps. Cuz skidmarks are not sexy. Febreeze showers are not acceptable. 4. I have to cancel, what do I do? Give your head a smack. With a hammer. Stop. Now take a pointy thing and stick it with great force into your upper thigh, avoiding the artery. Now, go to your car. Start it. Open the door, put your foot beneath a tire and have someone put that car in reverse. Cancellations? NOT COOL. We all know that shit happens. A death in the family. A sick kid. Decapitation with farm machinery. Thermonuclear war. Explosion of your planet from a death star ray. That shit is acceptable.... but you still owe the pretty lady an explanation AND a cancellation fee. When you cancel, providers don't eat. When providers don't eat they get distended bellies and look like kids from the CARE commercials. When you cancel, providers give not only you, but also your city, a bad reputation. This makes you masturbate more. Because you will never get laid again. Ever. You will over develop muscles in only one arm. Your clothes will fit poorly. People will figure it out and suspect you are the notorious masturbating king of cancellations. They will hunt you down and kill your family. Let's keep little Bobby and Joanie safe. If you make an appointment, keep that appointment. Your family will love you for it. 5. "I'm a little short on cash. Do you think she will notice if the envelope is a bit short?" In a word, yes. She will also point out that your penis is a bit short.... and that your skill level is a bit short... and that you cry like a bitch when you have your pathetic little man-gasm. Do you want that??? Do YOU WANT THAT, bitch??? Wow. That was a bit over-emphatic. Gonna step away from the computer and take a valium. BACK!!!! Where were we... yes. Shorting your provider. Not COOL. Remember, providers have special powers. They communicate telepathically. As soon as you walk out that door, she will know and so will all of her allies in the super friends. They will combine their superpowers and make sure that you never get wood again.... and if you do, it will be at inappropriate times... like at funerals or family gatherings or when talking to your grandfather or something like that. Seriously?? Give your head a shake. If you are short then GET the money and make sure you have it set aside BEFORE you book. You will have a wickedly awesome good time... just pay the pretty lady what you agreed to and enjoy! 6. Can I pay her in drugs? Hmmmm. Does your banker take drugs in lieu of money? Have you offered Rogers drugs in return for their cable/home phone/cell phone/internet bundle? When you get groceries at Loblaws, do they have a special drawer that says "financial equivalent in drugs?" You know the answer. "No, you addled-pated simpleton." Remember the distended belly part from above? Providers take cash because cash buys groceries, pays bills and looks pretty. Carrying cash will not get you arrested. Using cash is the engine that runs our capitalist society. "All you need is cash, cash is all you need." The Beatles sang that, I think. Your turn....

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Killing for sport I disagree with. Especially protected/threatened/endangered species. Especially lions since the pride is ruled by a single male and now that Cecil is dead, the next male to head the pride will kill all the cubs (I think there are a dozen of them or so right now) to ensure only his seed continues the pride's bloodline. So this asshat is actually directly responsible for the deaths of several lions. Sport hunting makes no sense to me and never has. Seasonal hunting (deer, bear, etc) is not to be lumped into the same category as this shit. It's one thing to hunt an animal whose population is healthy. It's a whole different can of worms to hunt a population that is protected.

I agree with you. Luring Cecil with a dead animal to kill it solely for a trophy (his head and skin) is disgusting. And this "hunt" was done without a licence. Ask any legitimate hunter (or angler) about licences, they make sure they have them, don't leave it up to someone else to worry about. To add to the disgust is they tried to destroy Cecil's tracking collar. This poacher knew his kill was illegal If he didn't why try to destroy the tracking collar. And knowing it was illegal he removed the head and skinned the lion He says he regrets his actions...bullsh*t!!!...he regrets he got caught that's all But he isn't a hunter...he is a poacher. Big difference Idiots like this guy give a bad name to hunters, who lawfully and ethically hunt animals, in season, with a licence and appropriate tags. And from guys I know who do hunt, they hunt for food, not trophies This guy had no licence, he tried to destroy evidence (the tracking collar) baited the lion with a dead animal to lure him out and for what, the lion's head and skin. If you want an animal for a trophy, in this day and age take a picture, or pictures of the animal you want. Give them to a taxidermist, he/she can make a artificial reproduction of the animal. And the animal lives another day BTW I'm not opposed to hunting. But poaching, yes definitely opposed A rambling RG

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If I'm honest with myself it's tricky. My emotional reaction is exactly likes yours, and I can't help but agree with you. However, at the same time I eat all kinds of meat. Now, one can make the argument that killing animals for food is not the same as killing them purely for sport...and yet, it's not like I don't have alternatives. I could survive without eating meat but choose not to, because I really like the taste. Does that make me who gets enjoyment from eating meat any different than someone who hunts because they enjoy the sport? I'd actually feel better if someone can suggest there is a key difference, so please do! Now, in this specific case of Cecil the Lion there's no doubt it was unethical. It was a protected beast and there are real ramifications beyond the ordinary to its suffering and death. The dentist claims he was unaware and simply trusting his guides, but it still seems shady to me. Even if what he says is true, I suspect he was quite content to simply not ask questions.

I've been asked the first two before. Do I look like a bank? Bring the exact amount or just above, but don't ask if I have change. I don't.

Ha! I'll try to be nice, but there isn't one f$&@ing politician I would trust as far as I could throw them. That said, what's brutally important, Canada's economy, the useless Senate, the promises they ALL make and can't keep them, world issues, military and defence, so many other topics and none of them could do a respectful job. As of today I'm still undecided BUT something has to change. My nickel on politics.

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Interestingly enough, Donald Trump's presence, and domination of other GOP possibles, almost assures that Hillary Clinton will become the first female American President. I think this is a good thing in many ways. I'm not so keen about the "stand by your man" martyr bit she played regarding her husband Bill, who, regardless of how charming, thought he could lie and BS his way with the American people, and who has pretty much succeeded in doing that. In truth, Hillary probably had her own ambitions in mind all along. And maybe that's ok. So the Trump will continue to make loud noises. And we shall see...

I appreciate and agree with your comments... As for people judging me... I always kind of think that says more about them than it does about me. The last comments on my post were said more in humour than anything else.

Well I'm a political agnostic, but I can't bring myself in anyway shape or form to consider voting CPC So that brings it to Liberal or NDP Ideally, I think a minority government is better than majority, it forces the Government to listen to all parties in the House...a majority and the Government can do what it pleases So for me its either Liberal or NDP So who to choose.... Hmmmm.....well Justin does have nice hair LOL RG :-)

There is no right answer that will apply to everyone... each of us must find the approach that best meets our needs and go with it. In my particular case I have chosen to just have the one phone and then made certain that my data on the phone is securely available only to me by using a password on the phone and several apps that allow additional levels of security. For example I use a Blackberry with a pictorial password for phone assess. My contact information for ladies I have met or see regularly is in my main contact list but I use a password protected contact management App to hide the most sensitive listing. For my wife to access this data she would first need my phone password and then second my contact management app password. (of course you need to be smart and not use passwords that your wife might guess). I have a separate yahoo email address for my hobby activities that I can easily access from the browser on my phone but all the email are safely tucked away on Yahoo once again with a secure password needed for access. As 90% or more of my contact with ladies in this hobby is via text message (especially after 1st contact) I use an app that removes all my text messages from specifically identified contacts (yea you guessed it all the private contacts) from my SMS log so if by chance my wife does see the text chat history on my phone it is clean as a whistle... in fact down right boring. ( you guessed it the SMS app has a password) For me this combination of security features works so I am very comfortable with it. As a side note I kinda think for me the greater risk is on the financial side.. email money transfers show up on your bank statements so it would be really great if ladies created payment email accounts that were more mundane for example itsolutions@gmail.... instead of ladyx@gmail lol. Of course cash withdrawals also show up on bank statements so a separate bank account that does not have your wife's name on it and with statements sent by email is a great idea. As for my cell phone bill it is in my name only and I do electronic statements. Ok... now rereading what I just wrote I am guessing everyone reading this is thinking what a sneaking... lying... cheating bastard this guy Ice4fun is.... lol. I guess it is one of the negatives of participating in this hobby and being one of Mr. Harpers perverts. Just My Opinion

I'd be in favour of a coalition government between the NDP and Liberals. I think they would balance each other out well, but more importantly we'd be finally done with Harper. The stifling of scientists, his unwillingness to allow dissent within his party or scrutiny from the media, environmental policies, loss of privacy rights...I can't think of a comparable Canadian Prime Minister for how much we've lost in some of these areas. Even his attack ads drive me crazy and could be used as a lesson in logical fallacies! I find what is tricky in Canada is that all those who vote left of center are split between the liberals, ndp, and even green. Anyone who wants to vote right, however, is basically voting conservative. It's why election after election even though the majority of Canadians are more liberal leaning we keep getting the conservative party. I actually didn't mind the conservatives so much before they joined with the alliance, and can think of great historical conservative prime ministers. But I truly hope we finally get a change.

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I have been going to Southpoint and visiting Shu on a regular basis since she first started. Service has been great! As you all know when someone starts a new venture after a time they weed out the dead beats and cater to the client that tip well and in return get privegies for booking. Just a reminder treat your locals SP and Massage Therapist with respect and return you will come away happy and money well spent! It's Beertime.

I would love to see a ticket of Cruz and Trump. Cruz has Canadian roots and both are passionate about bringing America back to where it used to be. I have been impressed with what has been said and feel it could bode very well for Canada if we're smart enough to vote out the Conservatives.

These are just educated guesses, and do not reflect everyone (DUH). Here are some reasons guys prefer cams: - They can be cheaper than seeing a lady. - Some guys are voyeurs and get off watching (with the added power trip of telling the cam girl what to do/how to do it). For some guys the idea of hiring an escort doesn't jive with them so they hire cam girls instead. - If you do not live anywhere near the lady you fancy, camming allows you to have an experience with her as best you can. - Camming is easier to cover up than seeing a lady is and since guys are used to hiding their online porn from their SOs, hiding a cam site would easily be done as it falls under their usual routine of deleting browser history. There are many other reasons, and many variations on these reasons, of course. I think camming is a good idea, but I wouldn't do it through any cam site. Sad to say, but some thorough digging on cam sites doesn't reveal much good. Many have reputations for ripping off both the cam girls and customers. Best to have your webmaster set it up on your website and do it solo.

For some, like myself I use my regular cell phone which I also use as my home phone. And I have no concerns if a lady knows my phone number. I provide her with A LOT more information than that when I book a date But it may be very risky for some guys to use the home cell phone. For the cost of a cheap cell phone (some under $50) if it brings piece of mind to the client and a wife is prevented from discovering not only that her husband sees companions, it also prevents a scorned wife from discovering a companion's name and number. And that is drama the companion doesn't need So do whatever works for you. If that is using your regular phone, great. If getting a second disposable phone works, that is great too. RG

My approach is to just use my everyday cell phone. A lady will never call you without good reason (when you are expecting it) or with permission. If she ever does call you unexpectedly you can just tell her she has the wrong number (because she really does). I don't see the value in playing secret agent or Spy vs. Spy, just be sure to erase any calls from your recent call history and don't keep her number in your contacts list as soon as you no longer need to. Every time I meet someone new, I offer them a chance to examine my passport or drivers license as a sign of good faith that I mean them no harm and am not trying to hide anything as I just haven't found the value in being secretive at that level. If someone is trying to hide their encounters from a spouse, that secret agent phone could raise some uncomfortable questions. Am I acting foolishly? Are there risks I haven't considered and should? Anyone?

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I was there today, Thursday, at around 5. First, the lovely short blonde Chanelle offered me very good dances in the CR. We had some chemistry there. I felt drained after that. But the best surprise of the day was the blue-eyed Megan. She's a pale brunette with many tattoos and piercings. So not too long after Chanelle took care of me in the CR, I went back with Megan. I was lucky to catch her at the beginning of her very second day working as a stripper, but she really impressed me. I usually prefer girls who have been exposed to the environment for a little longer so they have already learned to do this job the way I like. This girls might be young and (in appearance) shy, but she already knows perfectly the drill of the Playmate. In the CR, all it took to get rid of her shyness was for me to instruct her and she turned out to be kinky and docile. This girl is already as good as any experienced dancer there. Probably better than some in fact. Also, she didn't care that others could see her having fun with me (cheers to the customer who came out of the booth beside ours. I hope you enjoyed the show!). Again, I felt drained after that! So I recommend Chanelle and Megan (but mostly Megan). I also saw Martia, Kim, Katie, Chloe, Alex, Delicious, Tanya, Morena, Candy and about five more that I couldn't name.

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I am bothered by the text messaging as well. I don't respond to them and I don't respond to one line emails either - if I can delete your email just as fast as it took for you to write it out... I don't think you and I will have good chemistry. Another one that bothers me: When he says he read my web site and than asks me questions that are clearly answered on my site

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