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Simply Serena "Skylar Heart" "Michelle_MA" "CaliCat" "AdorableAshley" "JuliaVibe" "Khloexoxo"

This is a place to celebrate the fun things about summer: babes, beaches, boats, bikes, canoes, cutoffs, whatever you like!

1. You charge too much/are too expensive/I only have $40 -If you can't afford the rates, either save up or see someone else who is within your budget. But don't negotiate. It's tacky and insulting. 2. You're so smart, why are you doing this? -*gasp* Escorts have brains? Who'd a thunk it. I'm doing this because I'm smart enough not to give it away for free. 3. Will you bend your rules/restrictions/boundaries for me? -Our rules and restrictions are there for a reason. If I say no Greek, that is not your cue to ask me why. Because you don't really want to know why. Do you really want to hear, "because I just ate something that is giving me the shits"? I didn't think so. 4. What will you do when you're too old for this? Surely you have a back-up? -Two words: MILF and GILF. That is all. 5. So what's your real name? -Does it matter? I could tell you anything and you wouldn't know. Just enjoy the moment. 6. Are you clean? -Are you? Common sense should tell you that I work with my body and therefore it is in my best interests to keep that body healthy. DUH. 7. I'm an amateur photographer and I think your pics are terrible/could use work/don't please my masculine sensibilities and here is how you can fix them/let me take new photos for you for trade. -I don't care about your unsolicited opinion. If I wanted it, I would have asked for it. 8. I'm so hot, young and hung, you should be paying me! -Looks mean nothing, respect means everything. 9. Did you cum/orgasm/finish? -If you have to ask... 10. So and So does x, y, z/ So and So said x, y, z -Gossip and indiscretion are not turn-ons. Talking to me about other escorts is tacky, and even worse is using them to try to coerce services that I don't offer. If so and so does it, go see her.

I know her as Brenda. I seen her one time and was very impressed with my visit. Very very nice lady very accommodating. Very nice to chat with and very open. I don't think you would be dissapointed. Let's you relax and take your time with no attitude or rushing.

Hello, I am Bambi... a dancer at Barbs! Barb's is by far my favourite club that I have EVER seen! The girls are the classiest, prettiest, smartest, and nicest, the management is the nicest, and the people that come to visit are the best. It's a great atmosphere for light-hearted fun. ... I love talking! It is one of my favourite things about it. I also love dancing and I plan on improving my pole tricks... so every time you come in, there will be something new and exciting for you to see. PEACE&LOVE -BAMBI <3

http://ottawa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/laura-im-b-e-t-t-e-r-than-your-g-i-r-l-f-r-i-e-n-d-ca-cest-sur-only-1-days/25455042 CB has something on this one back in January http://www.cowboysdiary.info/wordpress/?p=9243

For those of you who I haven't yet had the pleasure of meeting, my name is Bridgette and I'm an exotic dancer at Barbarella's. The Champagne Room is my favourite playground, and intimate dances with me are a playdate you'll never forget. I'll be celebrating my birthday at 340 Queen Street on August 7th from 1-2:00pm-ish until 7:00pm. I would love if you'd come join the fun! XO

Yup, I don't see any bad advice here.... Katherine, CristyCurves, Danielle, Midnite, all very good choices to spend time with. Easy to find, comfortable to talk with, very pleasing outcomes... MS

Hello Gentlemen: Hi, I'm Angela, an attractive, articulate, playful, friendly and youthful looking mature lady, 55 years young. I have thick luxurious hair, green-eyes and a fair complexion. I stand 5'7", and I am built for comfort (40B-34-40). If you like my avatar picture and would like to see me in my black leather riding jacket with suede fringes and not much else, let me know. I can make that happen. Check out my most recent pics: http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=10496 Within last year: http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=9541 I prefer mature gentlemen over the age of 30 who are clean, courteous and adventurous. I appreciate men who desire and appreciate the company of a youthful, mature lady who is friendly, playful, seductive and passionate. Whatever your pleasure is, I will do my utmost to accommodate you. I guarantee you, you will be glad you made the call. I am now offering massage services as well with special introductory pricing (ask me). Regular Rates: Chez-moi: (min. 30 minutes notice) $120 half hour $160 45 mins $200 hour Chez-vous (min. 1 hour notice after 7 p.m.) $150 half hour (Limited area $200 45 Mins $240 Hr. Each additional half hour: $100 Proper verification required/extra travel fee if more than 30 minutes travel time. For same day get-togethers, it's always best to text/call: 613-315-2210 NO BLOCKED NUMBERS For future bookings, you can pm me here or email me at: [email protected]

The girls are looking particularly lovely today in ivory satin, with rose-colored lace trim.... pushed to juuuust the right look ;)

AVOID. She has been in CK's diary several times.

All black Calvin Klein's

Met her many years ago (4?) at my pad. She was hot looking then, but total failure for fun. "Don't touch", "that's extra",so just gave her what she wanted so she could leave and ended up doing my own laundry that night. Those picture, in my opinion are her, but very very likely not recent. Additional Comments: More here http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=493589#post493589

Not to mention the fact that reading week is typically March time frame.

My two cents worth If there is a lady that interests you and you'd really like to meet her contact her through her preferred method of contact. Introduce yourself, where you saw her (ie on Lyla) and that you'd like to meet her on a certain date/place and time for a date When you introduce yourself, do give your name. Don't call yourself diwafiven (except to say you are diwafiven on Lyla) Use your real first name. The lady may have screening/verification requirements, such as first and last name, email, phone. If she does, provide all information in your introductory email. If you are open and honest with her right up front, you'll have made a great first impression If you don't have a reference, don't worry, just tell her this is your very first time Do not discuss in any way shape or form specifics. All you are seeing the lady for is time and companionship Not saying you'd do this, but NEVER, NEVER, NEVER send the lady a dick pic. You'd likely never get a reply and put on the lady's blacklist. I personally would avoid sites like BP. Stay on Lyla and see a lady from here I don't know if that helps Good Luck RG

The problem as I see it for expats in determining if they can vote is tied to if they still maintain property in Canada. To vote you have to have a defined riding that you are a resident of as you are voting for a representative of that area. If as an expat you do not meet the requirements to have a valid riding status you should not be allowed to vote no Canadian residence/riding status. For this as far as long as you are properly maintain a valid Canadian address and addressing the required taxes related to that location you should be allowed to vote, even if primarily living away from Canada for more than 5 years. This situation is different to US expats and the presidential elections as for that the people are voting country wide for the president (who is really the US equivalent to our Governor General) IN those cases all expats get to vote. But expats only get to vote in the state representatives or municipal if they meet the US defined residency requirements.

Here is how I see it as a person who became a Canadian Citizen several years ago: I do not have any tie with my country of origin (France) except for visits to my family and friends. I do not pay taxes there, I pay taxes here. As I have been living in Canada for many years now, I have decided not to vote in my country of origin where I still have the right to vote because I find it unfair to vote for people or governments who will make laws that will affect people living in France, while I do not live there. Now, an interesting thing happened many years ago when an extremist right-wing candidate happened to be in the last round of election for presidency against Jacques Chirac. I can tell you that we, the French expatriates living in Canada, went to vote in mass in the Consulates of France where special measures had been put in place so that we could avoid the worst. So, I am shared regarding this. I am glad that adding my vote that day participated to avoid France to have an extremist right-wing president, but on a daily basis, why would I impose on French people the government and laws under which they should live... even if I don't live there anymore?

Probably the Government concerned there are enough expat votes to oust the CPC. IMO ironic in two ways. First enough problems getting people out to vote to begin with. But the Government wants to take the voting rights away from Canadians, albeit expat Canadians. Second irony, I'm pretty sure expat Canadians pay Canadian taxes, even though they don't live in Canada. Government wants to take away the right to vote from expat Canadians because they don't live in Canada but still has its claws out taking tax money from those same Canadians...just seems ironic to me RG

With permission and thanks, Ashley @ Vibe (Vibe confirms that her current status is redhead!! :) ) Julia @ Vibe

Heads up, Kelsey is back for a visit!!! See ad in advertiser section.

Cato, Thank you for posting such nice things! It was nice seeing you! See you soon! :)

Sundays are a quieter night. It's not unusual to only have 1-3 dancers from when the club opens at 6pm until 8-9pm. One of those dancers is usually Hazel, a burlesque dancer whose stage show really reflects that. I'm not sure if that's your our your friend's style, but it's a nice change from the usual performance. Otherwise, Barb's usually starts to pick up between 11pm and midnight. If you go on a long weekend, like this Sunday, the crowd tends to be larger and more similar to a Saturday night though.

Sorry have not seen any of the ladies referenced by the OP... As for where to look... in my experience ladies with established websites who advertise regularly in different venues have been the most reliable but as with everything in life there are no guarantees what is gold for one person is often garbage to someone else.. personal preference and expectations is such a large part of this hobby. My experience with Ladies from Lyla has been head and shoulders better than other venues but that too is not a guarantee. If you want to play in this hobby you must be willing to take some Risk. As for Sasaki and Ava I do have some personal experience... the NL Recommendations thread has a post I made about Ava a while ago I now have additional experiences with her so if you would like an update you can PM me.

Can we see each other on another level (can we date) .....I am flattered but please let's keep this how it is thankyou What are you rates (can you see me for this) ....I gave you my rates please either respect that or go see another lady you are able to afford Do you offer 15 minutes ....To each their own but I feel 15 minutes is very tacky I am young and hung ....um ok and what does that have to do with me? No seriously lol Hey baby girl let's make money together .....Hell NO thankyou keep it moving dude

Hi I'm Miss Britney. An extremely sensual, talented, warm, and friendly young woman. Mature enough to know how to please a real man. Outcalls starting at 100hh, 180h. I've studied Lingham massage for 2 years it requires at least an hr session for positive results. Groups negotiable. Couples welcome - authentic bisexual. Txt me 613-899-7202 no calls plz or email me. :) ABSOLUTELY NO BLOCKED CALLS. Let me COME to you :) Let's have some fun :) xoxo *** 15% Discount for all LYLA members - make sure you tell me you found my ad here and I'll make sure to apply the discount for your session!! ***

Hey gents, I'm available today in the East end 5pm until late tonight.. Lets play.. Available till late tonight and tomorrow Out also available. Please Text me directly at 613. 255. 5904 Xo 5'7 150LBS BLONDE HAIR GREEN EYES 36C 613. 255. 5904 TEXT Have a great week Xo

Anyone who is a stranger to me calling me "babe". Ugh!

I hope your day was as wonderful as you!

I hope no one minds me adding a few more. 1) You're too beautiful to be doing this(smart was already addresses) 2) You know you're too good for this, right? It's so degrading. 3)If I could afford you I'd keep you at my house and pay for everything and you'd never have to work here again. Come on, people. Be nice and respectful to your Sp. Berlin nailed this post bang on. I hope people take it to heart.

Have a Happy!!!!

This is an update on the status of some of the ex-Maison Massage girls, who are still in business: Aniah is working as an indy travelling mostly between Montreal and Toronto. You can reach Aniah via her website. Little Nadia is now working at Alteza Massage in Montreal. For an appointment contact Alteza Massage.

She will text you constantly looking to hook up. Even if you tell her not to she still does. As a result of this I now have a divorce in my future.

In Ontario 10 charges under new Criminal Code have been made for pimping and 4 charges have been made in ontario for advertising the sale of sexual services. none of the charges in ontario are "purchase of sexual services" but thats ontario.... Saskatoon has been going after guys and i am not sure how many charges and not sure about other provinces.