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I would say what I hate is the ongoing misconception about what an escort really is. Mathematics escapes the critics. It seems that nobody has figured out the truth: there are a lot more clients than there are escorts. We choose. Clients are favoured because of our genuine interest in them. I would hazard a guess - and I don`t think I`m wrong in this - that clients have formed long term relationships and even marriages with escorts. And why not....I have `met`many kind and helpful women and men in Lyra who give their love and caring along with their passion. There is also the proverbial op ed media piece about escorts as the high-booted streetwalker off-angle shot in a dodgy part of town. Anyone who has ever actually met an escort knows that we are exceptionally low profile and highly discreet; the original `you`d never guess`girls. But that doesn`t sell media, it just perpetuates a lie. This is to you, sisters and brothers, for keeping your heads high and sharing the love. God bless! ;)

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This guy is pathological. Plain and simple. Complete disregard for abiding by the rules and anything to do with authority. Sounds like a sociopath to me. Now he is a coward because he's in hiding and can't face the music. He is a total piece of crap and a waste of space on this earth. Posted via Mobile Device

...have to say... black satin with the peach/pink detailing again.... love this bra hehe

Howdy ladies and gents. I guess I didn't do a good enough job promoting the return of the diary. I simply jumped on the thread that had 3,600 views stating that the diary was down, and changed the link in my signature along with a few discrete ads on CL. In the last few days I've received numerous PMs and emails from folks that didn't know about the new diary's return and new address. Guess I should give myself a failing grade on marketing the return of the cowboy's diary. It was down for a number of weeks due to some apparent issues with the terms of service, but after all the kind support and encouragement from the many readers here from cerb and other venues I decided to setup shop at a new home on the internet... if you haven't been there yet, check it out and bookmark http://www.cowboysdiary.info, be sure to tell your friends and family too. (ok maybe not your family) pardon me for this shameless plug :)

I am an older gentleman looking for a bit of fun. I am clean, respectful and relatively in shape. I am very inexperienced. I am happily married to my high school sweetheart, and she is the only woman I have ever known. We both share very traditional values, yet I am a little more adventurous and part of me is very unsatisfied. I would never leave her, but I need something more. I find the idea of spending time with an escort very intriguing, but absolutely terrifying as well. I don't know where to start. I think I would need to find someone that could spend at least a few hours with me. What is important to me in choosing a date is personality much more than looks. Discretion would be very important. Is there a good way to get to know potential SPs before booking a session? Are there any SPs that specialize in spending time with inexperienced older men? Thank you in advance for any advice.

I do not trust change.org in the least. I signed a petition as Midnite once and it posted with full real details. I was not amused. They are affiliated somewhere in the hidden process with Facebook. I do know this. However if you would like to have your voice heard, you can email [email protected] and provide whatever details you like. They mostly ask for city, province and title/affiliation (this could be hobbyist, concerned citizen, private citizen etc.) Unfortunately the last day for collection with them is today. Just send an email with details and they will include it in their petition. You can find more details on Twitter which is where a lot of these discussions are happening.

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Bon Matin messieurs I am available today on Bentley Avenue until 2pm. Soapy shower, body slides, reverse massage and so much more. All you need is in one room with one MA. Specials on the 30 minutes session. Recommendations: http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=37195 Don't be shy to text me at 613-261-4169 Or pm me for more info Xxx Big french kiss Lany/SIZE]

I may not be a social butterfly a float, Maybe crowds doesn't float your boat. Ourselves I am yours and yours alone, What we will do will leave you to moan. So with me no need to be shy and hide away, Come visit with me come out and play. What you wear matters not to me, Just come out and be who you're meant to be. This Week's Beat The Heat SPECIAL: 100 roses/hh AND 170 roses/ Hour Regular Dates Are: 140 roses/half hour, 200 roses/hour, 240 roses/hour and half, 340 roses/2hours What can I say this is one treat you will love to dine on again and again. Classy, Sassy So if you play nice you may even get to play twice. Once is not enough to fully appreciate what this Lady is like, 5' 5" tall with an amazing set of curvy hips that beg to be held on to,curly auburn hair that flows , warm inviting eyes and a very, very pretty face, all this with a sparkling personality,nimble talented hands, and the great conversations are even thrown in for free. Roll playing, couples and Fetish. massage, so much more available. Jolie (613)266-9918 XoX

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Annoyance #1: exercise and diet to be in shape for holiday, go on holiday and stuff myself til I am sick with greasy but delicious food. I think I gained ten pounds in two days. Ugh!!! Annoyance #2: trying to set up date for when I get back. Using the hotel computer in the lobby when nobody is around. I go on it and people appear out of nowhere looking over my shoulder. Excuse me! Could I get a little privacy here?

Hello Gentlemen, Looking to have an extremely pleasant time this holiday Monday ;) I am a tall, voluptuous and nicely full-figured shaped woman who is both very attractive and very friendly too. To view more pics of me, please click here If you are interested in letting me show you this- please get in touch soon ;) A little more about me: I am a full time office worker and part time service provider. I love to laugh, have fun , provide pleasure and enjoy. My Stats: Age : 35 Height: 5'9 Measurements: 40DDD-34-41 Weight: 185 lbs Hair: Brunette Eyes: Brown I have very soft pale skin and I do not have any tattoos or piercings If you wish to make an appointment, please pm me to do so and to obtain my contact information. Bye for now, Vanessa Vale xoxo

Anybody seen this girl in the north side? Ad up today that I haven't seen before. Please pm me if you have. Hoping to meet her this week and will write a reco when I do. http://newbrunswick.craigslist.ca/rnr/5152649997.html

Unfortunately I contacted riley and she said she isn't accepting new clients at this time. I kno I would've definitely had a good time with her so it's unfortunate so to thw guys who have her consider yourself among the select few aND spend the money if you can. I kno I would've....

Spending 3 fun days with Carrie Moon.....Sunshine and beaches and lots of laughs :)

Salad with Shrimp....to warm to really cook anything.

Groceries.....

You probably aren't using it wrong. Tineye is beyond useless. Just use google image search and you'll be a happier man.

Not being from Winnipeg, I'm always a little disappointed when I see this thread title pop up but then realize that no, the Loch Ness Monster has not actually been located. Sorry, carry on.

People who don't pick up their dog's poop.

Met her many years ago (4?) at my pad. She was hot looking then, but total failure for fun. "Don't touch", "that's extra",so just gave her what she wanted so she could leave and ended up doing my own laundry that night. Those picture, in my opinion are her, but very very likely not recent. Additional Comments: More here http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=493589#post493589

Anyone who is a stranger to me calling me "babe". Ugh!

Only one more sleep till my LONG weekend getaway....

I have been going to Southpoint and visiting Shu on a regular basis since she first started. Service has been great! As you all know when someone starts a new venture after a time they weed out the dead beats and cater to the client that tip well and in return get privegies for booking. Just a reminder treat your locals SP and Massage Therapist with respect and return you will come away happy and money well spent! It's Beertime.

My approach is to just use my everyday cell phone. A lady will never call you without good reason (when you are expecting it) or with permission. If she ever does call you unexpectedly you can just tell her she has the wrong number (because she really does). I don't see the value in playing secret agent or Spy vs. Spy, just be sure to erase any calls from your recent call history and don't keep her number in your contacts list as soon as you no longer need to. Every time I meet someone new, I offer them a chance to examine my passport or drivers license as a sign of good faith that I mean them no harm and am not trying to hide anything as I just haven't found the value in being secretive at that level. If someone is trying to hide their encounters from a spouse, that secret agent phone could raise some uncomfortable questions. Am I acting foolishly? Are there risks I haven't considered and should? Anyone?

I saw Vera a number of times when she offered an enhanced option, but I haven't been back since she limited the options. She is a very nice lady easy to talk to, definitely not a spinner. Her massage is quite good and the location clean and comfortable.

That's just a danm disgrace when someone has to belittle you for something you do not want to do You should never have to do anything you do not feel comfortable with...it's suppose to be all about good times I also do not provide anything bb and if someone feels the need to get upset because of it well they just aren't worth my precious time This seems to be a big problem lately....just because some offer a certain service doesn't mean all ladies do We are all different and work in different ways Playing safe is a Turn On for me thank you Additional Comments: There is nothing worse than going on a booking (out of town) and after speaking with someone and making plans on seeing them and then you don't hear shit from them Like why do you do that? I understand life happens but it takes only a a minute out of your day to write/call to cancel Such a major turn-off and I think those types will be marked in my book as NO for future visits

I just had a guy completely flip out because I told him I won't do bare bjs. Started berating me, telling me I was ugly, fat and that his friend said I smelled. How he bet my family would be proud of me when they find out what I do. All this because I said no to bare in a province that is issuing warnings about syphilis being on the rise. Really?! There's a turn off. Someone that can't respect someone for being careful about what they do.

Yes indeed! Just frustrating either way especially when they ask to see a pic lmaooo like are you serious because any where you seen my contact number you have seen a pic guaranteed They try hard but it just shows me they are not who I would like to share my time with I would much rather spend it with a kind genuine gentlemen who has taken the time to read my post I have no problems at all providing rates/location/availability Just as long as you are respectful xo

main likely reason for people being 'on to her' would be people mentioning the specific name of 'legitimate businesses' in posts here. It tends to attract a LOT of very unwanted attention and could well ruin a very fun thing ;) ....just a thought.... might want to leave business names for private messages only, you really don't know what potential damage could result, or for that matter, who could be reading these posts.... :)

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Some people were concerned cause our old banner said the word "ESCORT" and they assume that implies some sort of sexual reference. Let me clear the air on that word. The word "ESCORT" does not imply ANY prostitution services in ANY WAY are available!! This is why towns like Winnipeg, Calgary, Barrie, Windsor and others LICENSE escorts. They can LEGALLY LICENSE escorts and escort services but can NOT LICENSE anyone who is a courtesan/prostitute! You can be someones escort on a date to a movie, dinner, travel companion, etc... 100% legally and you can ADVERTISE this service anywhere you want! The new law DID NOT ban advertising as an ESCORT or allowing people to advertise ESCORT SERVICES. As long as no sexual services are included or solicited in the ad we can advertise that service. We can also advertise private dancers, stripclubs, massage spas that do not offer any extra menu items as well. We just can not allow anyone to advertise/solicit a SEXUAL SERVICE / PROSTITUTION ACT. Soliciting ESCORT services (Like any other legal business) is not a issue and it is not an issue for us to advertise such a service. So hosting the old cerb.ca banner is not an issue even with the word ESCORT on it as you can be an ESCORT and not have sex or do sexual things so that word is NOT one of the BANNED WORDS .... But... for those who are still not comfy with the word the new banner for lyla.com came in today. Here it is....

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age:26 height:5'2 bust size:34 DD weight: 115lbs Hazel eyes astology:scorpio shoe size 7 loves heels Availability this week Tuesday 10am-4pm (West) Wednesday10am-4pm (West) Thursday 9am-3pm (East) Friday 9am-3pm (East) Im a Dancer for 8 years now... Dont be shy to ask for a private show im a total vixen on the pole... However i might be knew to massage world i know what im doing, you'll just have to wait and see i have a beautiful smile, very friendly and easy to talk to... i love a glass of wine... my favorite drink is Grand Mariner on ice. my favorite colour is pink. im wild and flirty and fun.. loves to tease ;0 very seductive..

So we have a few people complaining about a new feature I added to encourage more user participation (and it's working!) New members (under 5 posts for less then 5 days) now get a notice (See below) that they should post and change the status (basically from a lurker who is using the site for research and not contributing to a contributing member). The notice will disappear once they post 5 posts and have been a member for 5+ days. The site is FREE to use and they are complaining!? Seriously!! I have actually had TWO members (Long time members) complain in PM's and the one had been a member for 200+ days and the other (get this) has been a member for over 2000 days and is pissed that he now gets this notice? WTF??? If you have been here 200+ or 2000+ days and used the site for info on SP's and not given back at least 5 comments for the rest of the community?? Why do these guys feel this is ok? should we really be concerned? Here is the notice: Yes, it's long (It's long for a reason!) it's made to be informative to NEW MEMBERS and it's long to be a NAG so that you give back to the community!! No excuse is valid for not contributing. Put your browser into PRIVACY MODE (as you should be doing already) and make sure your username is not something your co-workers or anyone else might pick up on and post some comments!! Don't be a troll/leach and expect everyone else to share for your benefit when you don't contribute.