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Sorry to say but the color of your skin does not determine the size of your package!

City recently announced relocation of the Lyons station West entrance from outside Tim Horton's to the site 1/3 owned by Claridge (Glue Pot Pub/Barbs/Parking lot). http://ottawacitizen.com/news/local-news/lrt-construction-on-time-on-budget-mayor-says http://skyscraperpage.com/forum/showthread.php?p=6089410 http://www.ottawasun.com/2014/06/19/showcase-for-queen-st-sidewalks

For a legit massage, especially for injury recovery, how they look or what sex they are is the last thing you should concern yourself with.

I would say what I hate is the ongoing misconception about what an escort really is. Mathematics escapes the critics. It seems that nobody has figured out the truth: there are a lot more clients than there are escorts. We choose. Clients are favoured because of our genuine interest in them. I would hazard a guess - and I don`t think I`m wrong in this - that clients have formed long term relationships and even marriages with escorts. And why not....I have `met`many kind and helpful women and men in Lyra who give their love and caring along with their passion. There is also the proverbial op ed media piece about escorts as the high-booted streetwalker off-angle shot in a dodgy part of town. Anyone who has ever actually met an escort knows that we are exceptionally low profile and highly discreet; the original `you`d never guess`girls. But that doesn`t sell media, it just perpetuates a lie. This is to you, sisters and brothers, for keeping your heads high and sharing the love. God bless! ;)

If her ad doesn't reflect or suggest extras and she answers NO to providing them, attempting to ask again in person (this scares a lady and could make her feel she has too) God I feel really sorry for woman who are massage providers that dont do extras as I suspect they hate always being asked and attempted this. BTW you should not post her street name and I suspect she pulled her ad due to influx of requests in emails and calls from fellas after reading this thread. Frankly I think this thread should be canned for this ladies sake. Seeing as she has stated she does not provide happy endings.

I gave someone a warning for posting negative comments about a lady, they replied by PM with the following (I removed the persons name to keep them anonymous). My Reply to this person... The internet is so anonymous, it makes it easy to exploit/abuse. I don't know if your being honest when posting negative comments or malicious and trying to discredit someone so here on this site we do not say negative things. PERIOD Anyone who does not agree with this policy I tell to go find another discussion site that is more fitting for them to call home. This community was and will continue to be built on POSITIVE comments and people! It shocks me that people still tell me we are doing things wrong by not allowing negative comments here. This site has been running for a LONG time now and has a good community who embraces that core rule. New members continue to join and try to tell me that this is not the way we should do things. Some even go as far as saying they have some sort of right of freedom of speech to say what they want here in our members only website.... i politely tell them to go review the laws and when they educate themselves come back and apologize for the ignorance. Some stats to share and prove our policies work... Cerb/Lyla Purges some old posts each year (a few thousand) but currently we have 525,041 posts We have over 55,600 registered members We have over 9400 members who post and contribute (Active Members) On average we have 1100 people on the site at ANY given time We have OVER 60000 unique visitors a month to the site We have OVER 200000 visits to the site per month On average the site serves 190GB of data per month! ... and that accounts for over 15 MILLION hits! Being positive, being nice to people, focusing on the good! ... IT WORKS!

parissa does she seem legit ....so pretty ........im sure someone know something http://ottawa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/parissa-sexy-young-blonde-french-girl/29174359

1. You charge too much/are too expensive/I only have $40 -If you can't afford the rates, either save up or see someone else who is within your budget. But don't negotiate. It's tacky and insulting. 2. You're so smart, why are you doing this? -*gasp* Escorts have brains? Who'd a thunk it. I'm doing this because I'm smart enough not to give it away for free. 3. Will you bend your rules/restrictions/boundaries for me? -Our rules and restrictions are there for a reason. If I say no Greek, that is not your cue to ask me why. Because you don't really want to know why. Do you really want to hear, "because I just ate something that is giving me the shits"? I didn't think so. 4. What will you do when you're too old for this? Surely you have a back-up? -Two words: MILF and GILF. That is all. 5. So what's your real name? -Does it matter? I could tell you anything and you wouldn't know. Just enjoy the moment. 6. Are you clean? -Are you? Common sense should tell you that I work with my body and therefore it is in my best interests to keep that body healthy. DUH. 7. I'm an amateur photographer and I think your pics are terrible/could use work/don't please my masculine sensibilities and here is how you can fix them/let me take new photos for you for trade. -I don't care about your unsolicited opinion. If I wanted it, I would have asked for it. 8. I'm so hot, young and hung, you should be paying me! -Looks mean nothing, respect means everything. 9. Did you cum/orgasm/finish? -If you have to ask... 10. So and So does x, y, z/ So and So said x, y, z -Gossip and indiscretion are not turn-ons. Talking to me about other escorts is tacky, and even worse is using them to try to coerce services that I don't offer. If so and so does it, go see her.

Have been experiencing some issues with sign-up, but finally figured it out I think! It's great to be here and I can't wait to learn how to use the site to it's full potential! :)

She's been on the Cowboy's diary: http://www.cowboysdiary.info/wordpress/?p=10187

has anyone had any luck at this place recently? apparently linda, anni, lavinia, and riki now working there. I've only seen Linda and no HE was offered.

Hello Gentlemen (Sawadee ka) Are you looking to spend some quality time with a genuine sweetheart? I'm a sassy and sweet Asian delight who loves to laugh and enjoys having fun. I believe that the journey is just as important as reaching the destination. So rest assured that our time together will be non-rushed and very satisfying. Come treat yourself to an experience that will awaken all your senses! * A Bit About Myself * I am of Thai and Lao descent. I have lived in five different countries. I speak English, Thai and Lao. My astrological sign is a Capricorn. I love traveling, music and making money. You could either just look at my photo and fantasize or come get to know me up close and personal, the choice is yours. The possibilities with me are endless, but you must take the first step... * My Sweet Packages * 200 - an introduction 220 - get to know me better 240 - short and sweet 260 - get to know me longer If you would like to gain more insight into my services please don't hesitate to contact me by text or drop by and talk to me in person. Thank you so much! ~ ZOE ~ * I am available for incalls only at Supreme Spa * 587 - 921 - 3036

k...... *this* one may be a tad funny.... I am currently sporting lovely cleavage, wrapped in black/tan/white satin leopard spots <hehe>

Hi there, thank you for checking my ad. You will not be disappointed with my A+++ massage... My name is Vivian. I'm 28 years old. Gorgeous, i am a classy looking Lady with long black hair, seductive cat eyes ...., beautiful silky soft, tanned skin. work out body with all the right curves in the right places. You have finally met your dream girl... I greet you at the door with a lovely smile then lead you to the massage room...I will start with a deep soothing tissue massage to relax all your muscles then follow with a soft touch to invigorate your whole body then the fun time ... It will be the most relaxing, creative and passionate session for you ever. So amazing that you cannot help yourself from thinking about it and want to come back for more ! http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=92146 For relaxing massage $40/30m $50/45m $70/60m appointment only, call/text me at 6l3 7l2 l2OO mon to sat 10am to 7pm

Black and white plaid boxer shorts

home and cougar-clad ;)

if it would be regarded as sexual assault, how would that serve to protect the provider...? what if the person on the table, freaks out, decides they have indeed been assaulted and goes batsh1t? hehe not something I want.... hehe and yes, light/strong *purposeful* caresses are indeed a lovely thing ;)

Well, if you are looking for a good legit massage, I would suggest the Yellow Pages, those on here that offer "Massage" typically includes extras or bonuses. You won't find any "bonus" offering masseuse also able to use your Autopac massage credits, and certainly not direct bill, since that would also require official business names and such. Good Luck.

If you use google chrome as your browser, simply right click on the image and select "Search Google for this Image" it will answer 90% of your backpage questions. and you will realize that most of those ads are scams, or fakes.

Is Player taken yet? Peace MG

Basic black boxer briefs....Joe Boxer...

The words Hobby and Hobbyist were, and had been, in play for awhile when I came along so they were adopted as part of the culture. If you just look at the dictionary definition it most definitely fits as this is a pursuit of pleasure and relaxation. I think the rub comes in when you look at it from an outside perspective and not just from a definition one. When one thinks of hobby, they think inanimate objects, things, objects, actions (board games, models, sports, karaoke, reading, travel). So the pursuit of pleasure is more defined by a thing or an object or an action. In the case of what's happening here, the pursuit of pleasure is an experience with another person or about another person. Technically one could say it's the pursuit of the experience that is the actual hobby but that completely disregards the human factor where the provider becomes the hobby. When you're on the inside looking out, it's the pursuit of the provider that is the goal as the provider gives the experience thus the provider IS the hobby. If you let that comment stand on its own, it seems rather degrading and disrespectful. Mind you I'm sure society would have less of an issue with ladies choosing to be a hobby than a provider/sex worker. I have been privy to a few discussions on this and it really depends on what side of the word you're on. Both have been adopted and used by this industry and I have yet to see any better words suggested or bandied about. Everyone knows and understands what the terms mean so it's a "same page" sort of deal. I use it but that doesn't mean I don't have any issues with it. It's a term that has different angles and I'm not sure that will ever change.

I have used a 7-11 SpeakOut phone for years. It's anonymous, and I use it only for pooning and related activities. I keep it locked in a drawer in my office and switched off, except when I need it. When going to a "date", I only take it with me if I have to contact the lady to get her address when I arrive; otherwise, it's off and locked away. I clear all calls and messages regularly. If I need to keep contact info and addresses, I keep them on line in an anonymous email account that is also only used for pooning. I NEVER use my business/personal cell phone for any activities related to pooning. Even guys who don't have a SO should take these measures for their protection. In the past few years, there have been several instances in Winnipeg that I know of where unbalanced SPs have caused serious trouble for clients. In one case, the SP wanted the guy for herself, so she contacted his wife and told her what was going on. That led to a nasty divorce. In another case, the SP posted the client's personal info and his preferred sexual activities on her Facebook page and humiliated him in front of his family and colleagues. These cases may be rare, but they do happen. The safest situation for pooners and SPs alike is maximum anonymity. There's no need for either party to know the other's real names or other personal information. Clients should never have SPs at their residence, and SPs should use a pied-a-terre if at all possible.

Uuhh... birthday suit it's the way to go

...have to say... black satin with the peach/pink detailing again.... love this bra hehe

http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=168720&highlight=tiffany+birks http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=190435&highlight=tiffany+birks http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=181848&highlight=tiffany+birks

Sitting in the airport writing emails and people watching the morons roaming by.

People who don't pick up their dog's poop.

See Kendra http://www.kendrad.ca

Hi everyone! I am in Kingston now and available for in call for a few hours today in a great location! I am also available for out call to your hotel until this evening! I am also doing $40 off the 30min rate and $60 off the hour rate! :) I can go on and on about my looks, but you can easily tell from my pictures that I have a very pretty face and unbelievable fit and toned body! What you cannot see from my picture though is just how truly amazing I am in person! I am a very genuinely happy, lovable, down to earth and fun-loving young lady! I just turned 22 but I am mature way beyond my years! I am told over and over and over that my pictures simply do not do me justice! Not only will I overly exceed your expectations, but I will make you feel like the king you are and treat you with special care and love Our time is never ever rushed and I pay great attention to detail! (actual stats) I am 5'5, 108lbs, 32B,24,36 flat tummy, nice perky full handful boobies and a sexy curvy booty which looks great on my tiny waist.. I have the sexiest long and toned legs, I used to be a gymnast for years and trust me, it shows!!! I also have beautiful eyes that will make you melt when I look into yours and lips that are deliciously kissable I am 100%drug/alcohol and smoke free(I drink socially, and do not mind a glass of wine etc with my guest!) I am also 100%independent and have IMPECCABLE hygiene and expect the same! Do yourself a huge favour and treat yourself with truly one of the best Do not forget to look at my sexy album!! http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=8625 Also check out my great recommendations! Type YoungBeautyMirella in the search and the reco is in the Ottawa section and type Mirella in the search for the Kingston reco's! 343 -3 three 3- 00 89 I do not book through PM's so if you want to see me make sure to CALL or text via cell phone only! Let me know you found me on cerb when contacting me so I know you read my ad! Don't be shy! My warm and sweet personality will put you at ease immediately! Mirella xoxox

Pompous dog owners. My dog was being polite in greeting your dog. Your dog took a funny freak and attacked my dog. Yet you have the gall to tell me to put a muzzle on mine? Yes she's a bully breed, but sweet as can be. Your ankle bitter has no manners and needs more exercise and discipline. She's at least 15 lbs overweight and that's obese in her breed. Pompous idiot. What bothers me if my dog had bitten hers, mine would be put down. Not hers. I wish the owners would really see their dog truthfully.

Hello everyone! My name is Chloe and I am a provider based in Toronto! I just wanted to say hello as a newbie on here :). I'll also be visiting Ottawa at the end of this month, 27-29th. Hope to meet some wonderful people! Xo

where intimacy, seduction and a deep massage unite www.gwengrail.com Monday & Tuesday availability "The hour I spent with her was perfect, Gwen's warmth and sensuality was incredible and I look forward to the next time I get to see this wonderful woman." "I felt that the massage was expertly delivered and I felt a genuine warmth and kindness" Some of my specialties are: a deep, thorough massage, women and couples, duos, pingering, domination and fetish play "Before the session, she promised me I would be pampered; I definitely felt that way walking out the door." Availability for this week at Club Madellyn Jae's Nepean location. Monday 10 am - 9 pm Tuesday 10 am - 3 pm E-mail [email protected] to arrange a session. For my schedule, tributes and other information, check out my website at www.gwengrail.com.

I'm not trying to argue either. I was adding to the discussion. You said one of the reasons may be that they're racist. I was saying that perhaps it is, but often is just because they don't want to see men who are the same race as their agent or SOs. This I know for fact, because I have met ladies who told me so.

It's not necessarily a racist thing. If a lady's agent or SO is black, he/she may not want other black men to visit, which is why they explicitly put it in the ad. This also applies to other races where the lady may not feel comfortable seeing men from her community. I used to know an Asian lady who was not comfortable seeing Asian men. I am not sure if it appears tacky to actually put it in the ad, but at least they're being honest. The type of service we are offering is that of intimacy and whatever reason we choose not to see certain people, is really no one's business. For example, I am no longer entertaining clients under 30 because as a rule I have found it to be more trouble than it's worth. I still have a few younger ones that I let see me because they are the exception to the rule. But that was only because their initial contact was more than a "Hey" or "Yo escort lady, I wanna git with u" type of text.

A lot of that area is a no go zone. I dropped a friend off there the other week and a ghost cop car followed me all the way from Fairview and pulled me over at the bridge. The cops are around there a lot and not just for crimes but for this type of work too.

Mileage is something, as noted, that depends largely on the individual dancer. That is the single most important criteria. That said, a couple of generalities. 1. I have tended to do better mileage wise days than evenings in both Ottawa and Gatineau (and for that matter in the States and virtually everywhere else I have had experience) on the day/afternoon shift. I attribute this to lower scrutiny and smaller crowds/traffic. 2.If its strictly mileage, in Ottawa, in my personal experience, I have gotten the highest mileage at the Playmate. In Gatineau I have gotten the highest mileage at Taboo. But, as always, approach, attitude and chemistry affect the result..

There have been earlier threads where clients discussed apps that generated numbers. The general idea being it protects the client's privacy and he doesn't have to reveal his "real" number. As I've read those threads I wondered how long it would take for this issue, multiple client numbers, to come up. Because the lady needs a real number for her security I'm not a fan of these apps. My personal opinion is this. If you, the client, are dealing with an established professional person, you have no reason to be trying to circumvent her security procedures. Give her your number. You know you're not a threat. She doesn't. Playing games like this is not the best way to demonstrate trustworthiness. If you think you need to point out the obvious, explicitly tell her not to randomly call or text on this number. If you, the client, are trying to hook up with someone where you think there are trust issues, you might want to reconsider that. But that's just my take on it. YMMV

was there last week and had a older lady called Linda she does not talk English very good but nice massage. Especially work me from the backside left happy

hello gentlemans, I am a moroccan/spanish girl born in montreal and i love to have fun. I have a very sweet and energetic personality. I like to be tender as much as i like it rugh! i like to dominate as much as i like to be dominated but always in a respectful way. I'm 5'6", 130lb., 34c, nice round bottom... Long black hair, brown eyes and a caramel skin. You can contact me by txt mess(my preference) or calling: 343-777-3743-melissa- Ps: i have a lot of nice reviews you can read here and on another board too check this out! https://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=90307

This is a tough one. There could have been many different MA/SP ladies and then one day you may see someone new and `whack`!!! Right out of the blue. when you are least expecting, certainly NOT looking (like this is the last place one should look for anything but what it is) ---- and SHE appears. You "OMG" and she does the same----immediate attraction/connection. You both go WTF??? It has happened. Things happen that aren`t supposed to happen. Both of you try to keep in professional--but to no avail. You text more/talk more/ see one another a lot more.It becomes intimate in very real terms. talking, feeling, sharing ----- it goes beyond `business`. this is like a `twilight, danger zone`. You ask: Could this work? No way you say. But IT is still there. And you fall in love--OMG. But she continues to be in the business. Now this is stupid--how did i let this happen? And she loves you!!! Crazy!! Now--what does one do with that? it can`t work--can it?

Jobin and DB: I have been navigating these waters for about a year now and have to admit that I do gravitate to one woman in particular, although time and money in my case permit an endless supply of beautiful women if I so choose. Yet I still gravitate to this one... It can be scary to admit you genuinely feel a strong connection with someone. And you know you're in deep when you think of her every day and you think of her when you're with another MA. It almost feels like you are being unfaithful to her. Now I know some of you will want to slap me. Boundaries are being crossed. Playing with fire. All true, I suppose. But I resonate with the OP. I guess it's because I see these women as just that, women. If I like them, I like them and their present occupation is of no consideration for me. I make no distinction. So if I meet a woman I really like I would consider a deeper relationship if she feels it too. If she does not, I will keep it professional. I believe you know if it is more than just mutual infatuation. You just know. I expect the connection I speak of may be rare, but there are cases where a client and a lady have an actual romantic relationship. I expect this is way beyond what the OP is seeking: he probably just wants to get to know them better and I expect it may be as a result of years of healthy relationships with women where sharing things becomes normal. It can be difficult to turn that off and to become a fox in the henhouse. I believe the true you will emerge in the end. Some sensitive romantic guys may get attached, most guys will not, and the dirty ones will be just that... dirty. :icon_wink:

sigh.... the poster never said that limits were repeatedly expressed! And also never said he would see if things change with repeated visits! He had never been there and wanted to see if what was expressed thru email was expressed in person! poster never "got his way" and never called the provider a bitch. He simply enjoyed the cheap massage and respected the boundaries. It was a pleasant interaction and she was a nice lady. Anyway I am now done with defending myself in this thread. I know I am a respectful client and thats all that matters. Have a great day.......On to the next recommendation

Still don't understand people who think that they can combine their "hobby" with Blue Cross / insurance scamming... do they respect themselves at all? Also If your caught and the insurance is from your employer, it's fraud. You could loose your job. Not worth the risk.

Yes I agree most SPs do have specific boundaries which one finds when at the session. Again I apologize for the terminology used. I simply meant I was going to find out what the boundaries are. Nothing wrong with tried and trued CERB ladies. I personally like to explore little advertised independents as well

To me trying to convince anyone (SPs , MPs, RMTs, everyone) into doing something they don't really want to do, just looses all the appeal and fun. For me, it's all about the mutual fun. Part of that is respect and a persons boundries. They are humans with feelings. And what about afterwards? I want to feel good about the whole experience from start to finish and after. With no drama. Convincing creates drama. One sided fun does not appeal to me. IMHO

Oh, I'm gonna hate myself in the morning for responding to this but what the hey... With all due respect, what part of this woman's message is unclear? She said no. If she said no by email, by posting a flyer on the wall, by painting a chicken, she said no. Why would her answer be different in person? And hey, I'm sorry, but I have to call out the "I totally respect a ladies boundaries" thing. She's providing me with a sensual massage undraped. (She was dressed like a slut.) I am thinking that there is at least a chance she may offer more at some point. (So I'm gonna push her against the wall and see if I can have some fun with her.) The parallels are just too freaky. Just my opinion and observation. Continue as you were...