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Had the good fortune to meet up with lacy this morning and couldn,t be happier ! I believe she has only improved over time I think her body is tighter and even more perfect than when I first met her and she is truly beautiful- even as a blonde -lol-those blue eyes still entice and excite her lips are perfect and that frame -simply wow !!!- definitely in top shape her athleticism was clearly on display as she completely destroyed me in the best possible ways--this old dog needs a nap ! thanks Lacy can,t wait too see you again !!

1. You charge too much/are too expensive/I only have $40 -If you can't afford the rates, either save up or see someone else who is within your budget. But don't negotiate. It's tacky and insulting. 2. You're so smart, why are you doing this? -*gasp* Escorts have brains? Who'd a thunk it. I'm doing this because I'm smart enough not to give it away for free. 3. Will you bend your rules/restrictions/boundaries for me? -Our rules and restrictions are there for a reason. If I say no Greek, that is not your cue to ask me why. Because you don't really want to know why. Do you really want to hear, "because I just ate something that is giving me the shits"? I didn't think so. 4. What will you do when you're too old for this? Surely you have a back-up? -Two words: MILF and GILF. That is all. 5. So what's your real name? -Does it matter? I could tell you anything and you wouldn't know. Just enjoy the moment. 6. Are you clean? -Are you? Common sense should tell you that I work with my body and therefore it is in my best interests to keep that body healthy. DUH. 7. I'm an amateur photographer and I think your pics are terrible/could use work/don't please my masculine sensibilities and here is how you can fix them/let me take new photos for you for trade. -I don't care about your unsolicited opinion. If I wanted it, I would have asked for it. 8. I'm so hot, young and hung, you should be paying me! -Looks mean nothing, respect means everything. 9. Did you cum/orgasm/finish? -If you have to ask... 10. So and So does x, y, z/ So and So said x, y, z -Gossip and indiscretion are not turn-ons. Talking to me about other escorts is tacky, and even worse is using them to try to coerce services that I don't offer. If so and so does it, go see her.

Stephanie, Kelly, Lexie, Ginger, Layla, Madison, Gabrielle, Skyla, Olivia, Talia, Sol, Maya and a few more whose names I did not get.

I think I just found a favourite! She's really hot! I really like her facially. 5'1" 32b-22-32 She's a cute little package, slim, maybe not curvy enough to some but I did not mind, I just completely love looking at her! It's those eyes! She has a fun personality. I don't list acronyms but I can absolutely say she lives up to Mirage standards. I'm sad to admit that for some uncharacteristic reasons I couldn't last long with her. Probably because I'm an easily, visually stimulated kind of guy and I just find her superbly attractive. LOL, maybe next time I'll just have to close my eyes or blindfold myself. This is absolutely something I will work on with her. She is Asian and when she told me I was gonna be her first Asian upon entrance, my sex-ometer just exploded in my mind. LOL I believe it is safe to say she will be booked up quite fast, soon enough. Those going to see her, treat her well. I am already excite to see her again. She's new to this so there are minor things like there weren't enough disposable cups for mouthwash etc. I had to use my hand/palm to cup the mouthwash for myself. :P If she forgets something just remind her. Edit: Re-reading my own post, it does sound like I'm overly excited, borderline shilling. LOL. She is great, guys.

Good day everybody. I am working near Le Portage and I would like to know if you have any recommendations regarding massage parlors in walking distance. Which are the best places and name of person you would recommend. Thanks!

Any recommendations?

Well Three To Be Exact Starting with two nights ago, able to sleep in my own bed Today...able to walk Now...my first coffee since Sunday morning People might be wondering...when a human and a cat collide with the cat running at full tilt, the human loses. In my case got a bad foot and ankle sprain when a feline collision took place at my apartment. Oh, the cat is just fine RG

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I repeat with the women I click with. Especially if the woman in particular is capable of multiple climaxes. That is my peculiar kink, I get off as much on getting her off as I get off getting off. Hope that made sense. When I find a partner who has toe curling, body shaking, gushing, face and crotch soaking climaxes with me, I tend to repeat as often as I can. I also repeat with those who have that special ability to coax an encore out of Mr. Happy. I generally book between 1 and 2 hours. Special ladies have brought me to the mountain top twice in two hours. Not as easy as one would think due to my age. But it can be done and those that do get my repeat business.

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There were a couple of other threads on this provider, they seem to have been removed (?). I think some members have tried but no one has recommend. There are some good providers recommended already if you're wanting to avoid a risky situation.

Are you clean? Then when you ask them if they are, they reply, I've never been tested.......

Any Which Way You Can (1980) - A Clint Eastwood comedy. Watch it for the big ape - and also the orangutan!

There has been a massive increase in requesting discounts lately, and I've found very few Sp's in several spaces that have not encountered it. We're not talking small, either. We're talking huge discounts. Something to bare in mind is this: yes, it is a business. However, we are not selling stuff we buy at wholesale to peddle through our stores, nor just offering our skills to people. We are selling our bodies, our emotions, and connections with people. We also put ourselves at great risk to do this. There are a vast amount of expenses that come with the job. We lose out on a lot, especially socially, when we do this job. We set our rates for a reason. Please respect that. Little discounts here or there? If the SP is fine with than then sure. That's their business. Long term relationship? Sure, if the SP wants to do it. Multiple hour discounts? Sure, again, depending on the SP. Please do not: -Yell at, sweat at, or insult the SP for having no discount. - Tell the SP his/her services are _________, so ___ him/her! - Tell she Sp she/he is not _____ enough or ____ enough to deserve those rates. - Tell the SP that so and so does this. Or so and so is ___ and __ and charges less, so you should too! Or, you are not as good as so and so. - Tell the SP they are unkind for charging too high. - Tell the SP they are not worth the money. - Agree to said rate, and then try to haggle in person, or conveniently forget 40$ or more ( or any amount for that matter) at home or in the car. - Bully the SP by telling them they will never get work, or enough work to survive if they keep charging what they are charging. - Tell the Sp you are doing them a favour by spending money on them. - Tell them they were ugly, or fat anyways. Myself and others have encountered all of, or even more of these behaviours. Stop. Yes, we have bills to pay like any other business owner. Yes, we should choose to model our business in ways that keep us competitive. Yes, all business owners have bills to pay, and make discounts too. But again, we are selling ourselves. We put ourselves at risk and sacrifice a lot to be here to be with you. It does not mean we don't love our jobs. Myself and others do. But it's not an easy job. It's not a well liked, open job. We are part of a social underground. Please respect who we are. Please respect what we do. Please respect what we risk and sacrifice to be with you. If you want discounts, do it respectfully and reasonably. If the fee is too high, move on. If you don't want to move on, save up the money. It should be this simple. It shouldn't be this mean. We are human beings too.

Occasionally someone might still post on craigslist under casual encounters, but it's not very often and they usually post with no pics and little information.

Our Maraena, with thanks!

Or disrupted the airport parkway today.

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srry hun i left kingston. my website is http://www.kelseystar.com

Well then you wouldn't like me because unless we have met before, I would be counting the money at the beginning of the session. When I would encourage you to relax and undress, etc. I would do it in such a way that it was not the sole focus in that moment. And yes, in the end, getting paid is is what it is about. It is a business transaction and that doesn't mean we don't choose our clients based soley on them compensating us or that we don't enjoy ourselves or feel an interpersonal connection. But at the end of the day, we are paid companions and no matter how you want to slice it, us not counting the money in front of you does not take away from that. It rarely happens, but I have had gents give me the incorrect amount or Canadian Tire money and even overpaid (especially when the new bills came out). There is nothing that will spoil my mood more than discovering after the client leaves that I was short-changed.

Seems like a situation to avoid to me

Excellent! Now go and write her a reco, if you feel so inclined :)

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Yes she is in the Halifax paper as red hot couger or Joy or recently she has also used Lana or Amilia. Judge for yourself accordingly.