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1. You charge too much/are too expensive/I only have $40 -If you can't afford the rates, either save up or see someone else who is within your budget. But don't negotiate. It's tacky and insulting. 2. You're so smart, why are you doing this? -*gasp* Escorts have brains? Who'd a thunk it. I'm doing this because I'm smart enough not to give it away for free. 3. Will you bend your rules/restrictions/boundaries for me? -Our rules and restrictions are there for a reason. If I say no Greek, that is not your cue to ask me why. Because you don't really want to know why. Do you really want to hear, "because I just ate something that is giving me the shits"? I didn't think so. 4. What will you do when you're too old for this? Surely you have a back-up? -Two words: MILF and GILF. That is all. 5. So what's your real name? -Does it matter? I could tell you anything and you wouldn't know. Just enjoy the moment. 6. Are you clean? -Are you? Common sense should tell you that I work with my body and therefore it is in my best interests to keep that body healthy. DUH. 7. I'm an amateur photographer and I think your pics are terrible/could use work/don't please my masculine sensibilities and here is how you can fix them/let me take new photos for you for trade. -I don't care about your unsolicited opinion. If I wanted it, I would have asked for it. 8. I'm so hot, young and hung, you should be paying me! -Looks mean nothing, respect means everything. 9. Did you cum/orgasm/finish? -If you have to ask... 10. So and So does x, y, z/ So and So said x, y, z -Gossip and indiscretion are not turn-ons. Talking to me about other escorts is tacky, and even worse is using them to try to coerce services that I don't offer. If so and so does it, go see her.

I really have to question why someone continues to give Margaret Wente a public platform (and paycheque!) to spew her hateful, bigoted bullshit.

Every time I see the title of this thread I think it's "sexiest air conditioning", but then it turns out not to be nearly anything so fun. The problem with sexism (and most "isms" actually) is it isn't always obvious or in your face. It's actually the systemic discrimination that can be hardest to identify and root out. Is the traditional or average temperature at an office sexist? Personally, I kinda doubt it, or at the very least suspect there's more factors at play. But what's the harm in having the discussion and giving it fair consideration just in case? Without doubt, not every accusation of sexism is fair or true, but it's not like women don't have any struggles left or just want to bash men. That's a false picture of feminism that I'm a bit tired of seeing everywhere. Anyway, maybe I'm just misreading the tone of the OP or maybe I'm just a white knight because I don't actually think white hetero males have it the hardest in our society. I just think discrimination can be subtle, and it's worth examining things we take for granted. And speaking of things we take for granted, I'm now going to go look for that sexy air conditioning.

Sort of reads like another turn offs for SP's thread. Peace MG

'cougar-clad'...too hot for clothes of any kind

One of the main reasons we decided to post and advertise on Lyla was knowint that there are very strict rules about slandering (not sure if that is the best word) SPs in a public manner. We feel that if someone has a bad time with either of us for any reason that we want to be the first to know and hopefully we can make it up to them or explain why we weren't able to accommodate their requests. That being said, we also fully expect that if someone has a bad experience they will be passing that information along privately and feel it is the best way to do it. Will it potentially affect business....yes...but in those cases it is up to the person hearing the negative things to make up their own mind on if they are true and if they are as bad as it sounded. Negative and vague public comments just really don't help to serve any real puprose.

Ask and you shall received! http://www.theglobeandmail.com/globe-debate/is-air-conditioning-a-sexist-plot/article25943589/

Just wandering around the house with my blue boxers on at the moment.

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The weather....it FINALLY feels like summer out east....

What you are supposed to do here on LYLA is keep your posts positive or say nothing about it... you have been a member here since 2008 and posting since 2014 this should not be a surprise to you. You had a bad experience... ok sorry to hear that ... but that happens... unless it was a dangerous encounter or a Bait and switch when it comes to LYLA just move on. I fully appreciate that some members of the board feel that if we are encouraged to post the positive we should be allowed to post the negative ...but frankly doing that would turn this board into the same thing as the many other boards that are out there where it is post after post of ladies and clients posting their dirty laundry and trying to get even for their bad session by trashing the other party... frankly that is not what I want to see here. The fact that you did not go into details is not in any way a positive... you identified the lady and said you had a very bad session and told people to PM you for details. This is a direct attack on the lady for which she can't even defend herself. If the lady publicly responds to you here on LYLA she risks being banned or suspended which directly impacts her financial security... that does not seem fair to me. Just my Opinion

Seemed for a few days that I was the only one left wearing underwear! :icon_wink: White and black plaid boxer shorts today...

Looking for a sweet but naughty small town girl with all natural everything? Well she would be me I have long beautiful red hair and green eyes that you'll just love looking up at you ;) I'm 25 I weigh 120 pounds. I have an energetic way about me and am sure to please you in every way. Even conversation. To contact me reach me at [email protected] photos available for serious inquiries. You can read my recommendations from my province page link below; https://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=116464

"Does your family know you do this?" "So what are your career goals? Y'know, since you can't really do this forever.." "Are you seeing another guy after this?" "Been working a lot today?" "I'm on my mobile so I can't read your website, can you just tell me everything?" or "No I didn't read your ad, I just got the phone number and called" "Why don't you offer x service? Have you ever tried it before or do you just not like it? I'm sure you'll like it if you try it!" "I came to see you because you remind me/look like my wife/girlfriend/ex!" "Can you describe what you look like?"

Well. I thought I was doing the right thing by not going into details in a public forum. If it were anything dangerous I would have posted it in the warnings category. This is supposed to be a community. People are encouraged to make recommendations when they have a good experience. Shouldn't we be able to let others know when we have a bad one? "If you can't say something nice don't say anything." So what am I to do? Go into a situation where I was promised several services, only to be denied them, treated rudely and without respect and then just keep my mouth shut knowing other hobbyists are going to walk right into that kind of situation? But you are worried about the girl in question losing business........ I have always treated the ladies I've seen with kindness and respect, and would only hope to get the same in return. "What is poor service to one person is perfection to someone else." I suppose it would be perfect to be offered this, this, and this, only to be refused after the session commenced. It seems to me that there are a lot of people on this site who get off on attacking other members' posts and ganging up on them. I have seen it many times. I was just trying to do my best to make sure that none of my fellow members went through a bad experience when they didn't have to. It really doesn't bother me if that resulted in the sp having cancellations, etc. She should treat her customers better. Maybe she'll learn from the experience. I did contact the agency about the situation.

Then what you are saying is you want a second / different number for inbound calls? You can get that from les.net for $1.99/month and forward it to your cell phone for $0.015/minute. While their interface isn't the most friendly, I'm sure they would set that up for you if you ran into trouble, you can just email them and they would do whatever you needed. Other interesting things about this kind of service: The number can be in any city (as the $0.015 already covers the cost of North America wide long distance) and any SMS messages sent to it can be redirected to send an email. I suppose some ladies might find it useful to have a local number in each city they visit as their clients might not want the long distance call on their billing and and of course they also offer toll-free numbers for $2.50/month and $0.04 minute; and no such thing as a blocked call to a toll free number, if it's your dime you get to see who is calling you. The calls can terminate anywhere, including being forward to your cell phone or of course many VoIP programs when connected to the Internet. I know it may sound crazy to some but "Every paid LES.NET account receives a FREE 24 Channel DID!" so yeah, I have 24 SIP channels (basically phone lines) coming into my home to my own phone system (and conference bridge) for $1.99.month. Now if I could only communicate my plans and requests for appointments to the lady using secure PGP encryption and thank her with Bitcoin :) Dream on BRM!

Work out at the gym this afternoon was relaxing in a "zen" fashion

As I mentioned she is trying to keep a low profile but she will let you know when you call/text. Enjoy. Posted via Mobile Device

posting with details that are not positive is a quick way to get yourself banned for some period of time. I imagine that's what most people are afraid of. The general code for bad news is "PM me for details " In this case where it's an agency, I'd go on their website and email them with my complaints if it was me, couldn't hurt,

Is it just me or do other people dislike posts like this? Seems unfair to post this with no info. If you've had a truly bad experience, post something in the warnings area with details. Nobody knows if this is simply something that wasn't to your liking or something to be genuinely concerned about. Very unfair to the lady in my opinion that a post like this could cost her business, some people may just not book and not pm you. Just my thoughts. I'm sure some will disagree, but we've had a hard time getting travelling ladies to come to Halifax and things like this probably don't help the cause. Posted via Mobile Device

Sending my sincere thanks to the new friends I made, as well as the old friends I was able to connect with. I had such a wonderful time, and it had truly been too long! See you all again in a few months!

I am leaving Ottawa to move to Niagara at end of August, so it's now or never. Check out my recent ad for my limited availability until I move.

Yes, I am moving from Ottawa, but available Thurs/Fri this week from 9 to 5 in Orleans. Also available week of Aug. 24-28 in Orleans (mornings) and West-End (afternoons til 5). At this time, I am only offering "I host" appointments (Half Hour or 1 Hour) I encourage you to prebook so as to avoid disappointment. I have limited access to a computer, so I prefer that you contact me by texting or calling. I can be reached at 613-222-54*00 No blocked callers please. Looking forward to seeing some old friends and making memories with new ones before I move to Niagara in September. I pride myself in offering quality encounters and if you liked me before, you'll even like me better now! Older/Recent Recos: http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=87450&highlight=Penny (Please note that website mentioned on this reco thread no longer valid)

Personally I feel the internet has given everyone with a device a voice and made it so there is very little responsibility or consequence for what is said or done. Before the internet if you had an issue with someone/something you dealt with it in person, via letter or a letter to the editor sort of deal. It gave people time to think about what they wanted to say and what their goal was. There was also responsibility for actions and words, tolerance and basic respect. many of these things have been lost in the digital world. Making comments or posting opinions is pretty much immediate now. You can make/fake email addresses with any name and you can basically say whatever you want with very few repercussions. It has not made society better in the big picture scheme of things. You have but to go on any site with comments and you will see people shaming, calling out, accusing, degrading and then see the replies back. The worst is the mob mentalities where everyone needs to pile on and see if they can best the one before but usually in a positive way. There are so many who are never touched by consequence and then there are those who said or did one wrong thing and their lives are ruined. It's really a sad state of affairs. My motto is and has been, be the change you want to see. Things can only change one person at a time.

I would say what I hate is the ongoing misconception about what an escort really is. Mathematics escapes the critics. It seems that nobody has figured out the truth: there are a lot more clients than there are escorts. We choose. Clients are favoured because of our genuine interest in them. I would hazard a guess - and I don`t think I`m wrong in this - that clients have formed long term relationships and even marriages with escorts. And why not....I have `met`many kind and helpful women and men in Lyra who give their love and caring along with their passion. There is also the proverbial op ed media piece about escorts as the high-booted streetwalker off-angle shot in a dodgy part of town. Anyone who has ever actually met an escort knows that we are exceptionally low profile and highly discreet; the original `you`d never guess`girls. But that doesn`t sell media, it just perpetuates a lie. This is to you, sisters and brothers, for keeping your heads high and sharing the love. God bless! ;)