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Hmmmm.... MP's who bring you to the edge... I have to admit... being a political junkie when I read the title I thought Member of Parliament... and given this is election season I hope many of the conservative MPs are on the edge of being unemployed...because unlike the wonderful Lyla MPs the political MP's rub people the wrong way. Just my Opinion

Lacy (a newbie) is a tiny little thing and is so sweet. She's probably the smallest one at a size 2ish, though Maria is petite as well. There are also quite a few of us that are a size 4/6, like myself, Bre, Mackenzie, Juliet and Zoe to name just a few that are slender, yet curvy.

I just assumed you used viagra ...... Peace MG

Hmmmm you do that so good you could give lessons !!!!

That's great to hear! Now if you wish for any type of abundance or prosperity in your life, here are a few short meditations that work for me in my business. These will all help you manifest good clients!

OK boys, you can all thank me later, this lady is one not to be missed. Booking was very simple per text message (her number is on the backpage AD linked above). Her pics are accurate and she even looks more beautiful in person. Time to break open the piggy banks and splurge on yourselves. She has loads of reviews out there (think baby cow or just google VANDAL VYXEN). Downtown upscale hotel and I think she is here until Saturday...Enjoy!! Thanks for the AWESOME time Vandal!

I am getting really really fed up with the cancellations and the stress surrounding this town. Honestly, outside of a few great regulars, most of the people here treat sex workers like crap. Do you ladies have any suggestions for mentally de-escalating yourself? I'm about to snap on the next guy who cancels. Or asks for a discount. Or just generally makes me want to whip my phone.

I finally met Lacey after missing her on her last visit to Halifax. As she is relatively new to this site I wasn't sure what to expect. Here's her profile: https://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/member.php?u=108904 I must say that I was very pleasantly surprised. I found Lacey very friendly and straight forward. She's a good conversationalist and I enjoyed her company. Without getting into specifics, I can wholeheartedly attest to her skills and her eagerness to please. I intend to see her again soon.

As the title suggest, looking for MPs who are quite good at bringing you to the edge only to let it subside a bit, over and over to finally have a huge finish... the truly GREAT ones?

Thought it might be interesting to ask.... What is the Sexiest Thing Anyone has ever said to you? The comment that immediately jumped into my mind was a comment made by a LYLA lady last December... we were lying on the bed at the end of our time together... we were exhausted yet very happy and she turned to me and said "I can't believe you waited 18 months to finally do that with me" Something about the way she said it that I can't really explain but it was hot lol So what about you?

School Books and Tools .. starting a new trade September 15th ..

Lacy pink thongs

The guys here are pretty good too ;) lol

Welcome to Lyla! You will like it here. :)

I'm not subtle so would simply ask..... but why not just agree to meet and show up with appropriate donation in your wallet and see how things progress. Should this discussion be in a general thread....?

Being a vegetarian in NL is not the easiest thing to be so whenever I go to Sobeys and I see them rolling it .. I gotta do it :)

coffee ......home one day and already back to regular program hehe

beautiful shade of pale yellow bikini's, to match the beautiful day outside :-)

White and black plaid boxer shorts (It's nippy in Ottawa this morning!)

Showers of course... outdoors in Autumn... what could be better than some Autumn Raine... Steaks or salad?

Haha I am not wearing any .. i like to feel free as a bird xo

I hope you enjoy this new photo. I will be doing a slow release of all 14 of my newest photos over my mailing list. I invite you to subscribe here so you do not miss out on these delicacies. Beautiful, confident, yet kind and approachable. The kind of woman who showers you with the appreciation you deserve while simultaneously leaving you in awe. I weave together charm, humour and affection, inspiring you long after you've left my side. Let us begin by kindling the fire. Who are you? What moves you? Learning more about each other creates a more intimate foundation for our time together, moving us beyond that which is solely physical. Rest assured, my sweet and down-to-earth demeanor will make you feel comfortable and enlivened as we get lost in each other's company for the first time. I love my profession and am always honoured to meet new people. I see my role in this aspect of my life as a contribution to the reconception of the sensual as an important part of our health and happiness. I am whip-smart, with a youthful and optimistic energy and a wisdom beyond my years. A fiery bombshell; powerfully womanly and exceedingly sensual. I have a talent for recognizing your most admirable qualities and reciprocating the respect and appreciation you hold for me. I look forward to making a connection with you... Read more about me and my approach at www.alexandra-sky.com Rendezvous: If we have not previously met, please fill out my secure online booking form to make an appointment. Please note that new guests must give me a minimum of 24 hours notice when requesting an appointment time. Returning guests can contact me via email or text to arrange a meeting and can inquire about same day bookings. Alexandra-Sky Questions? Email me at [email protected] . Please note that contacting me through the Lyla's List messaging system is not a reliable way to reach me.

These sites have been around for years but hardly antiquated you just need to actually learn to use them. Maybe I am just getting too old but the laziness of the millennial age and the lack of willingness to focus on something for more then a few minutes is really a bad thing. I get PM's these days from members who have been a member for a few hours complaining that they can not figure out the site! Just brutal. Harley, this info is in the FAQ/RULES area (You did not read that area as I deleted your firs ad and issued a warning cause it did not follow the site rules). I suggest you start reading that as I am pretty sure it has info on linking banners to the site too but just in case it does not.... Please use our banner linking to http://www.lyla.com LINK TO: http://www.lyla.com with this banner * Make sure you link to our front page only please. Or add a TEXT link on the front page (in a VERY visible spot) If you can not add banners on your site please make sure you have at least a text link in a visible area pointing to our front page http://www.lyla.com(Please DO NOT link to other pages of the site for your mandatory link back)

Happy birthday!

Happy Birthday, Hope that you had a amazing day with lots of Smiles!!!

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completely and wonderfully cougar-clad enjoying full on contact with the air conditioner ;) ........enjoy your week and the new pictures folks ;) see you on the 5th! <.....bounds excitedly into thick trees.... gone........but only a short while........>

just don't do it..... http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=142492

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Back when the whole Ashley Maddison thing happened, over 50 people asked to close their Lyla accounts within a week! So we want to give you some tips to avoid your personal information being exposed if a hack like this happens again (we're sure it won't, but just to be safe). NEVER USE YOUR PERSONAL EMAIL ADDRESS FOR SITES SUCH AS LYLA, ASHLEY MADDISON, LEOLIST ETC. If you use your personal email that others know and a site gets hacked like Ashley Maddison did, you're just asking for problems if you don't want people to know what you are up to! We use ALIAS emails here and the only piece of personal information asked for is an email - so make sure you have hobby emails. Servers get hacked! Even MULTI MILLION DOLLAR COMPANIES so please take precautions in case the worse happens.

This girl is amazing. First, she is drop dead gorgeous with beautiful breasts and a killer body. But that's not the best of it. The experience with her is so sensual will keep me coming back every time she is in town. Very charming and engaging personality that puts you right at ease. And she always has a nice downtown hotel as her location.

I saw here a few months back. Pics are accurate, but service was not as advertised. PM me if you want more details.

I am in complete agreement. Lacey is extremely passionate, caring and a complete pleaser. A great thin, toned body with natural DDs. Can easily hold a conversation and makes you feel at ease. I will definitely be meeting Lacey on her next visit. Posted via Mobile Device

Apparently the universe decided today was my day! I lost my wallet over a year ago and before I moved to my new place. I thought it was long gone! Called the Inn in Kingston to book a room for my visit... Turns out they have held onto it for over a year because they couldn't get in touch with me! My head is spinning and I think my face might break if I smile anymore! This is way better than I ever thought possible...

Please consider a couple of sessions with experienced Reiki master/energy therapist. I didn't believe in chakras or clearing of negative energy until I experienced myself. It isn't terribly costly, at least not the lady I see. :)

Yes there is an answer and that is applying the law of attraction to your business. We've all been there in those rough moments and what vibe you put out, you are attracting right back to you. I'm not perfect. There are some days where I'd like to take a strip off of someone but feeling that emotion will bring more of it directed at me. Notice how you will get one WOT calling or texting, you get furious and it happens again and again and again in the same day? That my friend is the law of attraction. When you are saying what you DON'T want, that's all the universe hears and will give you more of it. In my ads, I say "Rates are FIRM". Why? Again when you say the word DON'T, that's all the WOTS tend to hear and will circle around you like a bunch of sharks. Stop saying in ads "I don't do this or that as much as you can. Instead of saying "No blocked calls", you say "Blocked calls will be ignored." I only have callers now who are willing to follow my protocol. Notice how I said in the previous sentence, I ONLY instead of "Don't?". So set your intention of what you DO want and focus on that but not efforting on it either even in a good way wanting it to happen. Just expect it. Don't ask or try to think about how it will happen. Just know good clients will come your way. You have to believe that. Stress, worry and anger all cause resistance to what you really want. Imagine your good intentions ( i.e. having good clients) was a rocket being launched out into the universe. You want to have good clients. The universe HAS to provide you with what you want. This is the law of attraction. However because you may still have wots on the brain and you feel a need to be in control of the situation then a WOT calls, followed by your own personal frustration and then there are more wots. This is called resistance. You need to let go and trust the universe. You have to wake up everyday and tell yourself you will be seeing nice clients and they will all follow your protocol. Any fear or worry will cause the rocket to go the other way to Wotville. My business has changed as a result with the above info and I have helped a few other friends of mine in the business with learning about the law of attraction and how to apply it in all areas of their life. I'd love to teach a crash course on this for other ladies because it really has changed a lot of things for me in a positive way. Also gratitude meditation works wonders for me in my business because it allows me to appreciate what I already have instead of focusing on what I don't have. See the difference there? When you appreciate, the universe will give you more. Never insult the universe by not appreciating. You need to buy the book "Ask and it is Given" by Esther and Jerry Hicks. This will change anything and everything about you will react to life's situations whether they are major or minor. I still gets the WOTS here and there but you have to respond favorably to YOURSELF instead of reacting to them. I still have my moments but they are few and far between as opposed to wanting to tell them to literally go eff themselves which I would never do because I'm a professional but that's my inner voice coming out right now. lol. I'm sure many have seen me bitch or be rather upfront on certain threads on this site but then I let it go. I have 68 seconds before it becomes a manifestation in my life. I'm able to get out of a mood quicker than I was before because I know what's coming for me if I don't! Once again, I'm not perfect but I'm aware of the tools needed to be used to change my attitude and I do it. There are the secrets that wealthy millionaires use all the time! Notice how the book "The Secret" had so much hype surrounding it 7 or 8 years ago? Why did people give up on it and claim it didn't work? Because they wanted their manifestations or their wants and needs immediately. They wanted it and kept saying "Where is it?" which is resistance so they never received it. It doesn't work like that. And as for winning the lottery, the words "winning" and "lottery" are a large feat and uphill battle words to being with. They are resistance words because they are based on odds which is something else that also has to do with resistance. Set out the intention like mailing a letter, forget about it and it will come back to you. Trust me! I do it everyday. I have small manifestations happening for me. I tend to manifest good things. I can think about a client I haven't seen in a while, set the intention that they will call, forget about them and a few days later they call! Sometimes I have even managed to do this in a matter of a couple of hours and one time in 15 minutes while I was out the Home Depot. lol. I have a list of regulars I do this with in my mind and do it at the beginning of each week. One time 2 out of the 5 called and the other 3 the following 2 weeks after that. This is not luck. It's the universe responding and giving me the manifestations I requested. I also see triple numbers on license plates, on the internet and everywhere I go up to 20 times a day. This means I'm in alignment with the universe when I see this. It's being in sync. But that's a whole other subject which has to do with spiritual awakening and being conscious. I am appreciative of everything and everyone in my life. :) PM me and we can talk.

I so sorry you are having a rough time. This is a lonely profession and if you have no one to vent to it can be even more stressful. First of all, you set the rules. Don't let others make you think otherwise. Plan you day and do things you enjoy. Nothing worse then planning on doing something you enjoy, someone books you, then you put your plans on hold and then they cancel. So, I fit their bookings around my plans and not the other way around. My regulars are my main source of pleasure and income, so they know when they need to contact me to set up an encounter. I never sit around waiting for an encounter. I go about my day, do what I want to do, and if I can see someone great. However, if I don't see someone, I still had a great day. Don't know if this helps, but don't let the few bad apples ruin it for you. Make sure you are screening properly to weed out those that habitually cancel. Feel free to pm me if you have any specific questions. Good luck.

I'm interested in knowing how this turned out.

I visited Lacey while she was touring New Brunswick and must say it was a great experience. I was greeted at the door with a killer smile and a sexy outfit and wow I must say she is very attractive with a great figure. She made me feel at ease right away asking me what I liked while giving me a great message then things got heated up, what an experience! This is a girl who truly loves what she does without question and has the skills and personality which will not disappoint. She is extremely sensual. I highly recommend her to anyone and look forward to seeing her again...hopefully soon. :)

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Amazing comments so far from everyone. Do your research, send some of the girls messages and let them know what you're after. Is it the dancing aspect of the strip club that you like? Then you'll have to find a dancer... Britney and Brianna are amazing. And I believe Malibu and Sierra are dancers as well. If you're just up for some lovely company, there are quite a few of us to choose from. Many of us love to chat and get to know you before the massage. I know I do. Duos are also a nice touch. You won't be disappointed with your visit regardless of which avenue you choose!

I'm a short skirt wearer all summer long as well... and indoors all year round :)

Ok the last one includes a bed skirt, does that count?

I wish I was planning on something extravagant for dinner :( I hate cooking when I get home from work (chef) but I do love cooking for others (maybe as a personal chef for one or more of the lovely ladies) I will be cooking Pan seared pork tenderloin with wilted swiss chard, grilled red onions and patty pan squash. With home made corn bread and a sweet corn relish. I guess that is pretty extravagant. Bon Appetit!

Most of the ladies do not have MBA's so expecting them to do what mainstream business's do (In the way they operate the business) is not realistic (Wrong expectations!) Mainstream business men and women with either a business education or years of being in a professional business environment learn certain "rules" for successfully marketing a and operating a company. These are things you LEARN over time but can benefit greatly upfront if you learn them early. For Instance... Such things as.. downturns (How to anticipate and how to ensure security) never admitting your slow (sales are down) most business professionals know NEVER to do this (Always say your doing great) ROI (Return on investment - how to make 10.00 into 100.00) landing a deal (Market, Sales Pitch and HOW TO seal the deal!) Addressing your customers needs (It's not always about the sex or the looks - the personality is very important and the way you make your customer feel is very important) phone sales (Mannerisms... not to answer the cell phone while driving or with screaming kids or yelling friends... or loud music playing) Time Management scheduling Follow Ups Repeat sales (Return clients) etc... A lot of the ladies learn this over time and trial and error... (and that can hurt a ladies reputation before she even gets started full swing). Things many people who work in mainstream business assume are common knowledge or obvious choices allude many people who have no formal business experience - and it's easy to forget that at times. This business has no prerequisites, you do not need any business skills to make money as a provider but if you had those skills you could make a LOT MORE money. A few of the ladies over the years have had MBA's and they usually excel rapidly and really do well in the business... and really you do not need a MBA to learn these things. Most are common sense but often overlooked or viewed as not as important. The most successful ladies are the ones who have the ENTIRE PACKAGE (Sell the fantasy, polite on the phone, never miss appointments, treat the guy like he is a god, have lots of fun and enjoy people).... It may just be a big act or illusion ... or it may be the lady really likes her job (Either way the customer should NEVER be able to tell the difference). If you do this you will rarely have slow times as your "Regulars" will keep you busy during these off season times.

Wow, that just about sums up everything Mod! I would like to add, that when I see a post from an escort to the effect of "Things are so slow, I'm offering a discount!" or "Things are so slow I'm quitting, maybe I'll come back later in the year." I run like hell. Why are things slow for her? Why don't guys like her? It's a warning to me. When I see things like, "Hey guys, I"m here as usual....come get me!" and I don't get an answer when I call, or her voicemail is full or I don't get a PM for a couple of days, I know she's hot and in demand and that makes me want her too! ;-)

This is a very common thing with the ladies... Always looking for the "Reason" the business gets slow at times and always looking for answers as to why they get no shows and cancellation more at different times of the year. Most NO SHOWS can be stopped by screening your calls properly. Use the Caller ID and CALL BACK the number to verify it. Most guys will not pull a NO SHOW on someone without having the decency to call and properly cancel if you have their number. They know that come appointment time one very upset SP is going to give them a call asking WTF! It's not 100% but it sure helps for those who screen calls. It also makes the call a little more safer as that phone number is now a connection between the guy and the lady... I doubt someone dangerous is going to want to leave a number that can be traced back to them. Most of the ladies look for reasons when things are slow. I guess most of us do that when the business we are in takes a drop in sales/traffic/work load/etc.... You can spend a good portion of your day trying to figure this one out but it's not really worth the effort. It's WAY easier to just plan for these lows (Put some money aside for the slow periods) and just accept that this is part of EVERY business and it will happen. Stop stressing out and trying to point a finger at what you think is causing the slowness as your just going to convince yourself of something that is probably not correct. We have been tracking patterns in this industry since 1996 and the answer for this is... (Drum roll please)... It has no pattern EXCEPT for a few obvious LOW spots. 1) The end of Aug is SLOW every year! (Kids out of school, getting ready to go back to school, family summer vacations, etc...) This is the most popular summer weekend in the tourist industry!! 2) 1 week before and 1 week after Xmass (No need to explain this one right?) New years day too? NOT... 3) January/February for 2 weeks every year (We sum this up to winter blues and getting your credit card statements from Xmass! but we never know what two weeks it will be but for sure 2 weeks around this time it does drop... one year we did not see this and come April we saw a real low drop for 2 weeks and that was obvious weather patterns (Long winter/early spring ... warm winter/cold spring etc...) it does effect this business and you never know when this is coming exactly... so just put some cash aside for these times. 4) First nice weekend of spring (A lot of the ladies take this time off too) 5) Thanksgiving, Easter, Valentines, long weekends, really large sporting events (etc)... they also effect the business. The rest has NO identifiable pattern. You can try to blame it on the economy as a low economy brings more people into this business causing more competition and the overall amount of "Recreational money" the guys have gets a lot smaller so yes the economy does effect it but a low economy BUT it also brings more guys (New guys) in to the mix as well so it's not hit as hard as one would assume. Remember money and sex are the two big things couples fight about... When the economy drops and the money gets tight the stress levels go up, the fighting between couples goes up and the sex stops!! FACT OF LIFE... and I hate to admit it but that is good for this business for all you ladies!! When economy starts to get good again business will decrease a little at first! It's OPPOSITE of what everyone ASSUMES! As for NO SHOWS... This time of year it will obviously be higher. Kids are still home from school, Family vacations, relatives coming for visits, back to school shopping, etc.. etc... and all those people taking time OFF work for family vacations makes other people have to work more (Overtime to cover shifts, higher work loads, etc) it's all relevant.... A lot of LAST MINUTE things come up this time of the year for the "Family Man" and well... kids and family (for most people) come first so recreational visits take a back seat so stuff will get canceled more this time of year. Picture this... The guy is all ready to come see the lady he has chosen and the door bell rings and it's his brother or uncle or who knows who just "DROPS BY" for a visit... URH!? Probably with his annoying kids and wife... (Many of us have been in similar situations) This happens EVERY YEAR... Come September 17th (Or around that time) once the kids are back in school and the routine is back... things will pick up. Summer sucks as a lot more things can get in the way or throw a guys schedule off. Don't spend all your time looking for reasons why the business slows down.... it happens to EVERY PROVIDER & EVERY BUSINESS ... It can not be busy 100% of the time and it does take a little planning and anticipation.