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Hey baby my 10 inches will blow you away! Ok buddy.....see ya! I really don't care about the size of your tool or your perceived sexual prowess. Just be kind and respectful and we will have a good time! I am running low on patience and when someone contacts me in that type of manner I shut down! Sorry but even though this is my chosen profession I do expect a certain amount of maturity and mutual respect!

retarded people that show up for appointments with no money. Yes, that is going to get you points with me, NOT. Be prepared, have your facts straight before telling me a bs story.

Another turn off that has happened a few times with people I have seen multiple times...I'll get a text out of the blue saying something like 'I wanna see you again, can i do ----to you again and----" of course I don't mind a compliment but if you are just texting me randomly without actually trying to set something up and being explicit and detailing the last session to see if it will happen if you come back, chances are youre touching yourself and trying to sex text me and I find it disrespectful, especially if it's a day off and there's a risk of someone seeing the message. Another thing is some men asking how come beautiful girl like me has to do this and why arent you getting spoiled and taken care of by a rich man? Lmao. .I just laugh it off but I find it comical that some people think being an SP is literally our life and we must have no love life etc or that we areally gold diggers who want to find sone richeck guy to marty. . ..there's a thing called being an independent woman who takes care of herself :P Just because a girl is an escort or massage girl doesn't mean she isn't getting spoiled and loved in her 'real' life ;)

I agree 100% with what Autumn is saying. I recently have been getting texts from different people (most of them Kyla members) saying "what will you do for 60" or 40, 50 etc... In no way am I trying to sound cocky, but you see my pics, see my reviews and see in my ad how I clearly say "mature, respectful GENTLMEN only" what makes someone think I would see them for that when everytime I am available I meet wonderful gentlemen whom I see for an hour, who occasionally extends for more time ...I had a man write me saying I'm a very respectful and hygienic great man in my 50's who has 60 to spend on a young beautiful girl like you... I just responded if you were such a gentleman you wouldn't negotiate a woman's donations. Hahaha I even recently had a man I saw who was nice but kept saying stuff trying to justify why he had to see me and made comments like 'well I'm sure if we met on the street it would be the same" or at a bar or through friends etc...it was kind of awkward and if course I was like oh ta of course! :P

Hey ladies what is a major turn off when someone is looking to book a time with you ? One thing I absolutely hate is when someone texts me and says....What's up? Like really lol that will not grab my attention First impressions mean everything and I prefer a gentlemen being respectful and courteous when inquiring about my ......... For an example; Hello how are you or Hi I am .... and I am interested in knowing more about you and your ........!......so much better

Welcome new members and visitors. This section is for Lyla newbies (New Users and people new to this industry). Here are some steps to get you started... 1) Please be sure to read the RULES and FAQ. We try to keep this as up to date as possible so answers to most of your initial questions should be found there. 2) When you sign up as a new user, your first 5 to 10 posts will be manually moderated by us. This stops spammers, abuse and any negative slander that we do not allow here. It can take up to 24 hours excluding weekends and holidays to approve your posts so please be patient with us! 3) Take some time to thoroughly read this section. We have included some great posts here from our members and made them sticky so they show at the top of this section. Feel free to jump into the conversations - that's what Lyla is all about! 4) This is a community and we are all working to make the community better. Your contributions and participation in the discussions should be positive and enjoyable. We do remove negative comments as this is NOT a review board or a place to air your dirty laundry. Please do not use Lyla to slander, call out, fight or flame anyone. SPREAD THE LOVE, THE WORLD NEEDS MORE OF IT! 5) Please no promotion of sexual services here. You can advertise escort services, but no explicit sexual acts. That includes abbreviations. 6) In the words of Thumper... "If you do not have anything nice to say... don't say anything at all". This is the Lyla policy and anyone who breaks this rule is given a suspension or banned from the site. No warnings. Thanks everyone and enjoy the forum! Lyla xx

Or they show up to the door to check you out .. i got to the bank now that you look better than your pics .. ok thanks buddy .. whatever

For me it is not the amount of questions .. it is the questions themselves .. I only work 4 - 10 Monday - Thursday and 4 - midnight Friday 9 am - midnight Sat and Sun Why do you call or text at 4 am to ask am i available now .. you friggen just woke me up .. and my friggen ad says i NEVER work PAST midnight .. or it saying incall ONLY .. why are you saying I can go to your house .. i could but i wont .. GRRR and Talk to me with Respect .. Geez

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I do understand that having a conversation and seeing wether or not you connect is upmost important, but to have to constantly answer questions that is already answered in our ads is pretty much frustrating Lately I have been putting at the very beginning of my ads *please read entire ad before contacting me* Hoping they will read the few lines I do write so maybe help out with heir decision process If I put Safe Dates Only well gee it doesn't take an intelligent person to figure that one out but yet I still get asked do I offer blah blah blah I put mature gentlemen over 25 but still get younger than calling me and then getting mad because I won't see them Hour of availability always posted but still get calls/text at 3:45am asking am I available Argggggggg whyyyyyy lolololol I have absolutely no problem telling you the rates for my time,location and a few services offered but I would rather have a heartfelt or naughty conversation when in person But thankyou darlin I do appreciate a man's perspective on this

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Having someone show up a half hour early and texting me from parking lot letting me know they have arrived. I'm not even at the location yet btw! I often wonder do some men just think we are sitting there looking pretty? I do so many things in between appts because I don't like sitting around doing nothing. When someone suggests a certain time, I take their word that they will show up at that exact time. Not before and not after (unless they advised me they are running late). Posted via Mobile Device Additional Comments: Lol. "Yo escort lady! I'd like to get wit you." My girlfriend and I received the same text one day and howled when we saw it! It would be too cruel to send back an lol at them. Posted via Mobile Device

My new favorite BS lines are baby you are hot but you are soo expensive .. do you give discounts to younger guys who have big dicks and can last a long time .. Ummm let me think about that .. NOOOO

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I'm truly mature lady.delivering a symphony of luxury and sensual delight to discriminating professional gentlemen both younger and older Fine lingerie is a must to complete this picture of sensuous refinement and elegance. I'm a woman of 43 years of age. I stand 5' 3" with a voluptuous body And Spectacular 36 Hs, 100% Natural Breast I have long Chestnut hair and my eyes are beautiful shades of Sky Blue GIFT AMOUNTS Book via phone calls ONLY 2 Hours $450 Hour : $250 Half Hour : $150 Please have a pre-counted donation ready upon arrival in an unsealed, discrete envelope. Do not make me feel uncomfortable by making me ask for it. I do entertain men of all races, size and height, however I do discriminate the ones that are negative, arrogant and disrespectful.

Always a good experience. Very clean establishment. Massage room is spacious, nicely set up, and at the rear of the very long building, so privacy is good. The two female massage therapists are the furthest thing from white skinned, but pleasant and skilled. Basically, choosing my words very carefully, you get what you pay for at this place. You can't really go wrong except if you expect the whole enchilada. You will leave satisfied, satisfied enough. The only downside is if youre attracted to Caucasian only. They are busy, they do offer flexible schedules if youre a regular. Both around thirty years old, both in good enough shape that is for sure.

P is for Privileged Something I feel when I'm lucky enough to have an encounter with one of the Goddesses here on Lyla RG

endless texting with nonsense information, emails that drive me crazy with stupid one-liners such as 'are you available'! In order for me to be available, I would have to know what time approximately you are looking for! pretty simple. the endless barrage of text messages! I work for a living outside of this lifestyle. I can't always answer texts immediately when I am at work. Which part of this do guys not understand? Texting can be great as I can see who is texting and when. Once I answer, if it has been a while since they messaged, I apologize and answer questions, when there are some, lol most of the time there aren't. This is the reason most of us have on our websites/ads HOW to contact us, and in which manner. I, personally, find it very rude to get messages such as: how much, can I come now, hey babe. 1. I don't know who you are or what you want. 2. My rates are posted on my website, very plainly. 3. I don't know how far you are from me for you to 'come now' A little introduction is always welcomed, but I am finding more and more that guys just don't read anything that is written beyond the phone number. But endless emails/texting has got to be the worst.

Call me ! (downtown) Hi there, thank you for checking my ad. You will not be disappointed with my A+++ massage... My name is Vivian. I'm 28 years old. Gorgeous, i am a classy looking Lady with long black hair, seductive cat eyes ...., beautiful silky soft, tanned skin. work out body with all the right curves in the right places. You have finally met your dream girl... I greet you at the door with a lovely smile then lead you to the massage room...I will start with a deep soothing tissue massage to relax all your muscles then follow with a soft touch to invigorate your whole body then the fun time ... It will be the most relaxing, creative and passionate session for you ever. So amazing that you cannot help yourself from thinking about it and want to come back for more ! http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=92146 For relaxing massage $40/30m $50/45m $70/60m appointment only, call/text me at 6l3 7l2 l2OO mon to sat 10am to 7pm

I had PM'ed Jessi and she seemed nice. Turns out she is friends with Tracy and they have been traveling together, they were in Belleville for a few weeks and are now in Kingston. I texted Tracy as I was in the mood for a quick massage at the end of the week before driving home. Tracy asked if I wanted to try Jesse as she does something she knows I like. If Tracy suggests something I figure there's a good reason. Jessi is a GND type, the kind you hope you catch in her backyard sunbathing in a bikini. Topless. We chatted a bit while disrobing and my lord does Jessi have a serious set of knockers! Forget the massage, I had work to do checking her out. Then I noticed she has an amazing set of labia lips, I was hoping the AC would kick in so I could see them dance. No luck on the AC so I provided my own breeze which turned into an extended version as I could not stop sucking on her lips. This was all getting jr pretty excited so we tried a few things, Jessi seems to have pretty good control as it was a nice fit. But I wanted to be a lazy slug after the test drive and let Jesse finish things. Since I had seen someone a couple days before jr took some extra coaxing and Jessi was up to the challenge. She took pride in the fact she wasn't letting me leave until I finished. The lead up was enough to make it a VERY happy ending. So despite the change of plans and lack of massage (Jessi said she could do massage as well but I needed to hit the road) I had a most enjoyable time and would gladly do it again. Jessi earns the slurp seal of approval but now there are two more SP in Kingston I want to see, a good problem to have.

I know Ella well. We sometimes duo . she is a classy and lovely lady!

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Being Pretty Ain't Pretty At All - Pistol Annies I love this song - I just wish guys would listen. "Being Pretty Ain't Pretty" I fought it all for a while But I went out of style again I don't read the magazines And I can't keep up with the trends The red on my nails keeps chipping off The pink on my lips just adds to the flaws I ain't good at fake lashes Every time I wear high heels I fall Being pretty ain't pretty, it takes all day long You spend all your money just to wipe it all off You spray on your perfume, you spray on your tan Get up in the morning, do it over again Being pretty ain't pretty at all Mama was simple Sweet as the day is long Daddy always said she looked better With no makeup on She wouldn't be caught dead Bleaching her roots But I'd spend the house payment On new cowboy boots How the hell did the apple Fall so damn far from the tree Being pretty ain't pretty, it takes all day long You spend all your money just to wipe it all off You spray on your perfume, you spray on your tan Get up in the morning, do it over again Being pretty ain't pretty at all Being pretty ain't pretty, it takes all day long You spend all your money just to wipe it all off You spray on your perfume, you spray on your tan Get up in the morning, do it over again Being pretty ain't pretty at all Being pretty ain't pretty... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ienVsy0VtIg

I have recently discover a very nice lady who can squirt on occasion. Her name is Scarlett Fox and can she ever squirt. ;) ;)

What are you saying? Was something removed from a post? Where is 2 bills mentioned??

Spent a fun noon session with Camila, she re-arranged her schedule to make time for me :). She is everything that Bellafan said. I've met her before and it was good to see her again. She seemed very happy to seem me. She was looking as beautiful and sexy as ever. She welcomed with with a big hug and passionate kiss :). We took a very hot sexy shower. A lot of kissing, but this is ym mv. She already knew me, so we are very comfortable together. Then back to the table where she performs her magic. She gives a very good massage, but then comes the flip. Where she will tease you for quite while. I enjoyed my time with her and I know you will too. Don't hesitate, she is beautiful sexy and knows how to please. A very sexy and passionate experience to be enjoyed.

I had the most perfect day and all thanks to a very special man. He is simply amazing :)

New 900 thread count sheets ( which I am currently breaking in as I type ). They are so comfy :)

...Although Sated, I Want You Aching" Madame De Loup Experience The Passion, Feel The Sexuality, Smell The Desire, See The Sensuality, Taste The Pleasure... Available Tuesdays 10am - 3pm Wednesdays 10am - 10pm Thursdays 3pm - 10pm Fridays 3pm - 10pm Saturdays 3pm - 10pm Sundays 3pm - 10pm

Finally I met lovely Isabella after driving from Ottawa - my second drive this month in search of gems. She is more beautiful than I had imagined and possibly she is the best young spinner blonde in the business. I had nice time with her - lots of kissing etc and then the finals. Also had a great shower together with her. She can hold a decent conversation despite her age of 20 years. She is not a full time escort and is a student which I really appreciated and liked about her. The location is also awesome. Her all information on her website is accurate - hard stuff to find these days. I have invited her to Ottawa and hope she can make it some time. Good that she is not in Ottawa otherwise I will be seeing her every week. She has 16 pages of great reviews on the local review board.

Hey gents and ladies ! I'm free all day and most of this week .. leave a pm and I will be more then happy to email or text my all real pictures and rates/services. May I mention photos are professional and very ������ ;) 18+ only lol I'm an energetic young lady who just loves to please and be pleased. I offer a professional discreet non rushed service. You'll feel comfortable and at ease when we meet. I make it a goal to make our time so good you'll want to come back for more ! I'm 5'4 120 lbs. I have long natural red hair and beautiful green eyes you will love looking into during play or just talking. I have a great ass too. I do have recommendations under the nb reco list on pg. 3. If you're looking to start your week off right or end your week with a bam ! I'm the lady to get it going and have your friends thinking "why is he in such a good mood today". This weekend 50 off 1 hour bookings *****

Hi! I'm available downtown today Friday (25th) until noon Sat (26th). As always, I'm in a discreet, smoke-free location (with balcony) with ample street & lot parking available. During my visit, both day time and night sessions are available. (Late night visits by advance booking) Also, I'm an early bird so don't be shy if early mornings are a good time for you (some advance notice needed) It never hurts to ask though =-) For those of you I have yet the pleasure of meeting, here's a bit more about myself. I'm someone who is open-minded & enjoys romanance as well as the wild loss of control where chemistry causes a lack of inhibitions and even for those who are more daring... the darker world of fetish, bdsm, role playing & domination etc. I'm a solid 5'7, (5'11 with heels) 36D 24 34 with very long (real) dark hair and big blue/green eyes. I invite you to visit my profile to learn more about me and see some of my pix. I just added a bunch of new ones! Planning ahead is recommended but not necessary. I am available for over-night companionship and dinner dates (obviously we'd have to plan ahead for that lol) as well.I'm educated, worldly, well cultured, unassuming and have eclectic taste in everything from music to hobbies to philosophy. I think versatility is the spice of life. So I can be soft and delicate, wild and eager to please, impish and Fun or assertive, domineering and nasty. I'm a passionate person and not afraid to dive deep into someone I am with.. So don't be shy to tell me what mood you are in and I can tap into that part of my psyche and have a great time doing it. =) I LOVE getting all dressed up and requests are more than welcome. I have a vast array of outfits, (school girl, sexy stripper, romantic lingerie & domina (PVC,Latex etc), regular/secretary) as well as tools for the more daring of adventurers. I aim to please because I want to see you again when I next visit. Chez moi $240h $160hh (multiple hours work on declining scale. Benefits to on-going relationship/frequent visits.) 2hr $440 3hr $600 Please contact me if interested in Overnights, 24hr and Multi-Day-Get-Away packages. Chez vous $290h (within reasonable distance) For Dom, Fetish & BDSM, please see below. Women and Couples also, very very welcome (additional contribution for additional companion Fetishes, BDSM and/or domination, are by hobbyist specific request only and further contributions may or may not be requested, depending on several factors. IE the nature of the subject, frequency of visits, appointment length, number of extra specialties within one appointment and so on. I pride myself on being very fair to both of us in my pricing. For those who are interested in such ventures; I am very well versed in this world and have a great selection of equipment/toys/attire etc. As for fetishes, many have been surprised that I was the one girl who actually heard of "it" before. =) To see what others have to say about the time they've spent with me, please check out my recos via the link below. http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=53018 And don't forget you can check out my profile for pics and a bit more about me. My face, Tattoos & piercings are hidden for discretion's sake but photos are otherwise unaltered. Please allow a few days for reply via PM. Text is best for prompt reply.. Please note, nowhere near all my interests are listed here. Im very versatile and um... creative *giggle* No private numbers please. Hope to hear from you soon! Kisses, JessyCeleste 613-793-4183

I am a independent escort (Check profile for new picture) I am coming to Ottawa this week. I will be offering Incall and outcall. My service is Gfe open minded. My pictures are 100% accurate. I have been told that pictures do me no justice. My body is slim and toned. I have beautiful legs and a perfect behind. 5,10,130 lbs,38c natural. My hair is Blonde and my eyes are Blue. My nationality is German Please text me for more information 514-568-4542

Getting an email telling me the doctor is saying if I want to talk to my Dad I best get there in the next few days. Only a sixteen hour drive. Actually, they thought he was leaving last Sunday night. He's stabilized since then. More or less. I'm considering the drive.

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I have had similar experiences in certain massage places where the sign on the wall says "professional services only" and yet extra was negotiated. Some on this website have asked for pointers on etiquette and procedure regarding going for a massage. I suggest call and make an appointment and ask for the price. When the therapist takes you to the treatment room remove all clothing unless instructed otherwise. Cover your backside with towel or blanket as provided or not if none is provided. Tell the therapist that the massage feels good. Say it again when she is near sensitive areas. One can usually tell if the massage can lead to extras. At times it is clear that the massage will be therapeutic or relaxation only, when no accidental touching near the sensitive areas occurs. If the therapist is brushing up against or very near genitals it is likely that an extra is an option. So then ask for it without shame or guilt. On the other hand if there is no indication that an extra is an option then don't ask. Next time go to another place. In many places there are no extras, others offer sensual massage but no extra, others offer sensual massage and no extra but they don't mind if one touches himself. Others offer massage and extra and still others massage and/or extra and/or full service. Most therapists will not suggest an amount for an extra, which should be obvious as to why. Ask for the extra and then offer an amount. Some will not offer any extra until you have had a few visits and built trust. I have had massages in Winnipeg, Regina, Calgary and San Diego. The etiquette and amount of tip are very similar. The therapist or attendant knows what to do. Just go and have the experience. Hope this is helpful.

Retire, buy a cottage, boat and all the toys!

My highlight. ....finding this sight. I'm a newbie. Be gentle.

Been there. Yes it does say professional massage. But the owner rubbed me unprofessionally. Thats all i am saying. Rest is imagination.

Planning on heading to University in the near future or have children who are... well you might want to consider Memorial University in St. John's... the government of Newfoundland has over the last 20 years invested heavily in Education and kept University Tuition extremely low... rates in other parts of Canada have gone up by 300% over the last 20 years while in Newfoundland they have gone up by only 35%.... Have a look at the linked Globe and Mail Story. http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/stock-up-on-ramen-noodle-cost-of-university-to-rise-13-per-cent-over-four-years/article20507366/

Like fantasy, fascinating, and fetching. Yet words don't do wisdom and beauty justice. "Inner and outer beauty" is how a gentleman once described me and I'm tempted to leave it at that. But the curious mind wants to know more, so in case you'd like to explore my world a little further... En bref, I'm a down-to-earth 32DD blond vixen with great linguistic skills (and yes, I actually do speak 5 languages), and a sweet, confident and sometimes sassy personality. I also speak kink fluently (I'm a switch), and adore the art and elegance of bondage. Sensual caresses and a few surprises await the lucky few that I have the joy of spending time with. Please view my website (misslaceygrey.com) before getting in touch, and do let me know a little about yourself in your request. I'm available for incalls from 6 pm until midnight this Friday, downtown. I hope we have a chance to meet! xo Miss Lacey Grey xo

I have attended every social in the past 4 years. For those of you that ever had to organise a kids birthday party and know the headaches about that, then imagine an adult party with booze. Ten times the headaches. My very sincere appretiation to Loneskater and Alexandra for their efforts and to all the others that have organized such wonderful events in the past. The interest, just wasn't there by Lyla/Cerb members at this time. Hopefully, it will be there at Christmas. Let's hope that the great people that make these events possible aren't discouraged and that there will be a Christams social. BTW, the first social that I attended was a Christmas Social and besides the regular social fee, you were expected to bring an unwrapped childs gift or make a 5 dollar donation for toy mountain. Lets make Christmas happen for all!

1. You charge too much/are too expensive/I only have $40 -If you can't afford the rates, either save up or see someone else who is within your budget. But don't negotiate. It's tacky and insulting. 2. You're so smart, why are you doing this? -*gasp* Escorts have brains? Who'd a thunk it. I'm doing this because I'm smart enough not to give it away for free. 3. Will you bend your rules/restrictions/boundaries for me? -Our rules and restrictions are there for a reason. If I say no Greek, that is not your cue to ask me why. Because you don't really want to know why. Do you really want to hear, "because I just ate something that is giving me the shits"? I didn't think so. 4. What will you do when you're too old for this? Surely you have a back-up? -Two words: MILF and GILF. That is all. 5. So what's your real name? -Does it matter? I could tell you anything and you wouldn't know. Just enjoy the moment. 6. Are you clean? -Are you? Common sense should tell you that I work with my body and therefore it is in my best interests to keep that body healthy. DUH. 7. I'm an amateur photographer and I think your pics are terrible/could use work/don't please my masculine sensibilities and here is how you can fix them/let me take new photos for you for trade. -I don't care about your unsolicited opinion. If I wanted it, I would have asked for it. 8. I'm so hot, young and hung, you should be paying me! -Looks mean nothing, respect means everything. 9. Did you cum/orgasm/finish? -If you have to ask... 10. So and So does x, y, z/ So and So said x, y, z -Gossip and indiscretion are not turn-ons. Talking to me about other escorts is tacky, and even worse is using them to try to coerce services that I don't offer. If so and so does it, go see her.

A little birdy told me that they read on another site that my comments in this thread are off putting. Actually it's none of my business what people think of me but what I do find amusing is they took time to post about me. I guess I must be very important. lol.

My knew turn off is clients asking how much i'm paying for my loft....why is it of any interest!... some people are so nosey...if I answer vaguely "not too bad"...they come back with "well how much" :icon_rolleyes: I Wonder how they would react if I asked them how much THEY are paying...pfff

I hope no one minds me adding a few more. 1) You're too beautiful to be doing this(smart was already addresses) 2) You know you're too good for this, right? It's so degrading. 3)If I could afford you I'd keep you at my house and pay for everything and you'd never have to work here again. Come on, people. Be nice and respectful to your Sp. Berlin nailed this post bang on. I hope people take it to heart.

In university I took a philosophy class in critical thinking and it was harder than any mathematics course I ever took. It was apparent that most people do not have a clue how to debate and that was evident even with the class after working in teams and believing we had it down pat, all failed our first exam. I believe the debate team in high school only scratched the surface on logical deduction etc. So even if I followed the modality I was taught to a tee, I would be basically be talking to myself or the wall when it comes to dealing with most folks out there. Personal beliefs, ethics, prejudices, misinformation, reacting from emotion often cloud one's belief that they are arguing logically. I choose my battles now in regards to who I wish to engage in discourse because deflection, red herrings, blanket statements based on hate or prejudice just aren't worth pursuing. And to the OP, why is so important to you that you should have the right to debate without fear of of being criticized. I say, if you put it out there, you are not responsible for what comes back, but if you can't handle the heat, get out of the kitchen.

Another thing I hate and I get often is when they don't take the time to read my post! I always put my hours I am available and they still call in the middle of the night even though I put only until 10 pm and when they call from blocked calls smh Like please take the time to read what we post it would be ever appreciated