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Hey baby my 10 inches will blow you away! Ok buddy.....see ya! I really don't care about the size of your tool or your perceived sexual prowess. Just be kind and respectful and we will have a good time! I am running low on patience and when someone contacts me in that type of manner I shut down! Sorry but even though this is my chosen profession I do expect a certain amount of maturity and mutual respect!

retarded people that show up for appointments with no money. Yes, that is going to get you points with me, NOT. Be prepared, have your facts straight before telling me a bs story.

Another turn off that has happened a few times with people I have seen multiple times...I'll get a text out of the blue saying something like 'I wanna see you again, can i do ----to you again and----" of course I don't mind a compliment but if you are just texting me randomly without actually trying to set something up and being explicit and detailing the last session to see if it will happen if you come back, chances are youre touching yourself and trying to sex text me and I find it disrespectful, especially if it's a day off and there's a risk of someone seeing the message. Another thing is some men asking how come beautiful girl like me has to do this and why arent you getting spoiled and taken care of by a rich man? Lmao. .I just laugh it off but I find it comical that some people think being an SP is literally our life and we must have no love life etc or that we areally gold diggers who want to find sone richeck guy to marty. . ..there's a thing called being an independent woman who takes care of herself :P Just because a girl is an escort or massage girl doesn't mean she isn't getting spoiled and loved in her 'real' life ;)

I agree 100% with what Autumn is saying. I recently have been getting texts from different people (most of them Kyla members) saying "what will you do for 60" or 40, 50 etc... In no way am I trying to sound cocky, but you see my pics, see my reviews and see in my ad how I clearly say "mature, respectful GENTLMEN only" what makes someone think I would see them for that when everytime I am available I meet wonderful gentlemen whom I see for an hour, who occasionally extends for more time ...I had a man write me saying I'm a very respectful and hygienic great man in my 50's who has 60 to spend on a young beautiful girl like you... I just responded if you were such a gentleman you wouldn't negotiate a woman's donations. Hahaha I even recently had a man I saw who was nice but kept saying stuff trying to justify why he had to see me and made comments like 'well I'm sure if we met on the street it would be the same" or at a bar or through friends etc...it was kind of awkward and if course I was like oh ta of course! :P

Hey ladies what is a major turn off when someone is looking to book a time with you ? One thing I absolutely hate is when someone texts me and says....What's up? Like really lol that will not grab my attention First impressions mean everything and I prefer a gentlemen being respectful and courteous when inquiring about my ......... For an example; Hello how are you or Hi I am .... and I am interested in knowing more about you and your ........!......so much better

Welcome new members and visitors. This section is for Lyla newbies (New Users and people new to this industry). Here are some steps to get you started... 1) Please be sure to read the RULES and FAQ. We try to keep this as up to date as possible so answers to most of your initial questions should be found there. 2) When you sign up as a new user, your first 5 to 10 posts will be manually moderated by us. This stops spammers, abuse and any negative slander that we do not allow here. It can take up to 24 hours excluding weekends and holidays to approve your posts so please be patient with us! 3) Take some time to thoroughly read this section. We have included some great posts here from our members and made them sticky so they show at the top of this section. Feel free to jump into the conversations - that's what Lyla is all about! 4) This is a community and we are all working to make the community better. Your contributions and participation in the discussions should be positive and enjoyable. We do remove negative comments as this is NOT a review board or a place to air your dirty laundry. Please do not use Lyla to slander, call out, fight or flame anyone. SPREAD THE LOVE, THE WORLD NEEDS MORE OF IT! 5) Please no promotion of sexual services here. You can advertise escort services, but no explicit sexual acts. That includes abbreviations. 6) In the words of Thumper... "If you do not have anything nice to say... don't say anything at all". This is the Lyla policy and anyone who breaks this rule is given a suspension or banned from the site. No warnings. Thanks everyone and enjoy the forum! Lyla xx

Or they show up to the door to check you out .. i got to the bank now that you look better than your pics .. ok thanks buddy .. whatever

For me it is not the amount of questions .. it is the questions themselves .. I only work 4 - 10 Monday - Thursday and 4 - midnight Friday 9 am - midnight Sat and Sun Why do you call or text at 4 am to ask am i available now .. you friggen just woke me up .. and my friggen ad says i NEVER work PAST midnight .. or it saying incall ONLY .. why are you saying I can go to your house .. i could but i wont .. GRRR and Talk to me with Respect .. Geez

You can almost definitely find who you're looking for on http://www.indycompanion.com :) Good luck! Posted via Mobile Device

I do understand that having a conversation and seeing wether or not you connect is upmost important, but to have to constantly answer questions that is already answered in our ads is pretty much frustrating Lately I have been putting at the very beginning of my ads *please read entire ad before contacting me* Hoping they will read the few lines I do write so maybe help out with heir decision process If I put Safe Dates Only well gee it doesn't take an intelligent person to figure that one out but yet I still get asked do I offer blah blah blah I put mature gentlemen over 25 but still get younger than calling me and then getting mad because I won't see them Hour of availability always posted but still get calls/text at 3:45am asking am I available Argggggggg whyyyyyy lolololol I have absolutely no problem telling you the rates for my time,location and a few services offered but I would rather have a heartfelt or naughty conversation when in person But thankyou darlin I do appreciate a man's perspective on this

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Having someone show up a half hour early and texting me from parking lot letting me know they have arrived. I'm not even at the location yet btw! I often wonder do some men just think we are sitting there looking pretty? I do so many things in between appts because I don't like sitting around doing nothing. When someone suggests a certain time, I take their word that they will show up at that exact time. Not before and not after (unless they advised me they are running late). Posted via Mobile Device Additional Comments: Lol. "Yo escort lady! I'd like to get wit you." My girlfriend and I received the same text one day and howled when we saw it! It would be too cruel to send back an lol at them. Posted via Mobile Device

My new favorite BS lines are baby you are hot but you are soo expensive .. do you give discounts to younger guys who have big dicks and can last a long time .. Ummm let me think about that .. NOOOO

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I'm truly mature lady.delivering a symphony of luxury and sensual delight to discriminating professional gentlemen both younger and older Fine lingerie is a must to complete this picture of sensuous refinement and elegance. I'm a woman of 43 years of age. I stand 5' 3" with a voluptuous body And Spectacular 36 Hs, 100% Natural Breast I have long Chestnut hair and my eyes are beautiful shades of Sky Blue GIFT AMOUNTS Book via phone calls ONLY 2 Hours $450 Hour : $250 Half Hour : $150 Please have a pre-counted donation ready upon arrival in an unsealed, discrete envelope. Do not make me feel uncomfortable by making me ask for it. I do entertain men of all races, size and height, however I do discriminate the ones that are negative, arrogant and disrespectful.

My Dad passed away this afternoon. He instructed that they cease administering all meds and oxygen. With one of his sons there as well as a sister-in-law and his minister, he went peacefully. He taught me by deed and example how to be a good man and father. Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

More clothes and stiletto booties in wine red .. geez I should have a Le Chateau discount card

Stopped into Barbs late Friday (yesterday) afternoon. Spent time with Jenny, dressed in black followed by Stacie dressed in white ... my two favorite blondes. Benefits garnered by being present during the shift change.

as a newbie - for the ladies who do have a comprehensive profile or better yet, a website - this is a great resource as the first time here, you just can't believe how many wonderful ladies there seem to be and wonder how you're going to figure out who to contact. Like Ice4fun, it's the full experience that I want as well. I am surprised though how many profiles are pretty bereft of any information - makes it tough and could lead to some silly questions more easily answered in a profile or on a website. The past week i have been guilty of exchanging more than the average number of emails with a special lady here but all questions pertained to info not on her site and did serve to help me get a better sense of her personality and affirm I made the right choice. And NO WAY will I call to cancel at the last minute. I'd have to be hit by a bus for that to happen! If some emergency did come up God forbid - I'd actually offer to pay a cancellation fee if my appointment being canceled meant she lost out on another appointment. As an owner of a small business, I can attest that LOTS of customers just don't read beyond the first paragraph or in my case the phone number . They think they save time by emailing me or phoning me and not reading my website's FAQ or other pages related to what i do. So I assume some potential clients see a photo and don't go beyond that and that triggers the start of the endless emails asking basic or worse dumb questions. Alas its not something unique to the escort business but true for any business. All that can be done I think is have a profile/website that answers the basic questions most clients might ask and put it in a clear & concise way my 2¢

P is for Privileged Something I feel when I'm lucky enough to have an encounter with one of the Goddesses here on Lyla RG

endless texting with nonsense information, emails that drive me crazy with stupid one-liners such as 'are you available'! In order for me to be available, I would have to know what time approximately you are looking for! pretty simple. the endless barrage of text messages! I work for a living outside of this lifestyle. I can't always answer texts immediately when I am at work. Which part of this do guys not understand? Texting can be great as I can see who is texting and when. Once I answer, if it has been a while since they messaged, I apologize and answer questions, when there are some, lol most of the time there aren't. This is the reason most of us have on our websites/ads HOW to contact us, and in which manner. I, personally, find it very rude to get messages such as: how much, can I come now, hey babe. 1. I don't know who you are or what you want. 2. My rates are posted on my website, very plainly. 3. I don't know how far you are from me for you to 'come now' A little introduction is always welcomed, but I am finding more and more that guys just don't read anything that is written beyond the phone number. But endless emails/texting has got to be the worst.

Call me ! (downtown) Hi there, thank you for checking my ad. You will not be disappointed with my A+++ massage... My name is Vivian. I'm 28 years old. Gorgeous, i am a classy looking Lady with long black hair, seductive cat eyes ...., beautiful silky soft, tanned skin. work out body with all the right curves in the right places. You have finally met your dream girl... I greet you at the door with a lovely smile then lead you to the massage room...I will start with a deep soothing tissue massage to relax all your muscles then follow with a soft touch to invigorate your whole body then the fun time ... It will be the most relaxing, creative and passionate session for you ever. So amazing that you cannot help yourself from thinking about it and want to come back for more ! http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=92146 For relaxing massage $40/30m $50/45m $70/60m appointment only, call/text me at 6l3 7l2 l2OO mon to sat 10am to 7pm

I had PM'ed Jessi and she seemed nice. Turns out she is friends with Tracy and they have been traveling together, they were in Belleville for a few weeks and are now in Kingston. I texted Tracy as I was in the mood for a quick massage at the end of the week before driving home. Tracy asked if I wanted to try Jesse as she does something she knows I like. If Tracy suggests something I figure there's a good reason. Jessi is a GND type, the kind you hope you catch in her backyard sunbathing in a bikini. Topless. We chatted a bit while disrobing and my lord does Jessi have a serious set of knockers! Forget the massage, I had work to do checking her out. Then I noticed she has an amazing set of labia lips, I was hoping the AC would kick in so I could see them dance. No luck on the AC so I provided my own breeze which turned into an extended version as I could not stop sucking on her lips. This was all getting jr pretty excited so we tried a few things, Jessi seems to have pretty good control as it was a nice fit. But I wanted to be a lazy slug after the test drive and let Jesse finish things. Since I had seen someone a couple days before jr took some extra coaxing and Jessi was up to the challenge. She took pride in the fact she wasn't letting me leave until I finished. The lead up was enough to make it a VERY happy ending. So despite the change of plans and lack of massage (Jessi said she could do massage as well but I needed to hit the road) I had a most enjoyable time and would gladly do it again. Jessi earns the slurp seal of approval but now there are two more SP in Kingston I want to see, a good problem to have.

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any further info on this MP would be great.

look closer at his post sixpak...look at the fine print above his message

What are you saying? Was something removed from a post? Where is 2 bills mentioned??

Spent a fun noon session with Camila, she re-arranged her schedule to make time for me :). She is everything that Bellafan said. I've met her before and it was good to see her again. She seemed very happy to seem me. She was looking as beautiful and sexy as ever. She welcomed with with a big hug and passionate kiss :). We took a very hot sexy shower. A lot of kissing, but this is ym mv. She already knew me, so we are very comfortable together. Then back to the table where she performs her magic. She gives a very good massage, but then comes the flip. Where she will tease you for quite while. I enjoyed my time with her and I know you will too. Don't hesitate, she is beautiful sexy and knows how to please. A very sexy and passionate experience to be enjoyed.

I had the most perfect day and all thanks to a very special man. He is simply amazing :)

am i reading this correct indigo2005? 2 bills for erotica???

Hello Gentlemen, I'm Emma Alexandra your mature companion. I'm 5'4" with a voluptuous body. Everything is real... wink! My personality, warmth and affection are genuine and my laughter is seriously contagious. I'm a sparkle of sunshine. I love to love! I have « la joie de vivre » and I will put a smile on your face for days to come. Every breathtaking moment with me will be memorable. Kisses, Emma Some recos Halifax Newfoundland Ottawa http://www.emmaalexandrapage.co please make sure your not looking at my Montreal prices...there for Montreal only.

Thanks for the replies, newbie barrier I guess. Though it's nice to get corrected and learn from the predecessors, I've learn quite a lot from the previous posts. Nice forum indeed and wish everyone a happy weekend!

Hi! I'm available downtown today Friday (25th) until noon Sat (26th). As always, I'm in a discreet, smoke-free location (with balcony) with ample street & lot parking available. During my visit, both day time and night sessions are available. (Late night visits by advance booking) Also, I'm an early bird so don't be shy if early mornings are a good time for you (some advance notice needed) It never hurts to ask though =-) For those of you I have yet the pleasure of meeting, here's a bit more about myself. I'm someone who is open-minded & enjoys romanance as well as the wild loss of control where chemistry causes a lack of inhibitions and even for those who are more daring... the darker world of fetish, bdsm, role playing & domination etc. I'm a solid 5'7, (5'11 with heels) 36D 24 34 with very long (real) dark hair and big blue/green eyes. I invite you to visit my profile to learn more about me and see some of my pix. I just added a bunch of new ones! Planning ahead is recommended but not necessary. I am available for over-night companionship and dinner dates (obviously we'd have to plan ahead for that lol) as well.I'm educated, worldly, well cultured, unassuming and have eclectic taste in everything from music to hobbies to philosophy. I think versatility is the spice of life. So I can be soft and delicate, wild and eager to please, impish and Fun or assertive, domineering and nasty. I'm a passionate person and not afraid to dive deep into someone I am with.. So don't be shy to tell me what mood you are in and I can tap into that part of my psyche and have a great time doing it. =) I LOVE getting all dressed up and requests are more than welcome. I have a vast array of outfits, (school girl, sexy stripper, romantic lingerie & domina (PVC,Latex etc), regular/secretary) as well as tools for the more daring of adventurers. I aim to please because I want to see you again when I next visit. Chez moi $240h $160hh (multiple hours work on declining scale. Benefits to on-going relationship/frequent visits.) 2hr $440 3hr $600 Please contact me if interested in Overnights, 24hr and Multi-Day-Get-Away packages. Chez vous $290h (within reasonable distance) For Dom, Fetish & BDSM, please see below. Women and Couples also, very very welcome (additional contribution for additional companion Fetishes, BDSM and/or domination, are by hobbyist specific request only and further contributions may or may not be requested, depending on several factors. IE the nature of the subject, frequency of visits, appointment length, number of extra specialties within one appointment and so on. I pride myself on being very fair to both of us in my pricing. For those who are interested in such ventures; I am very well versed in this world and have a great selection of equipment/toys/attire etc. As for fetishes, many have been surprised that I was the one girl who actually heard of "it" before. =) To see what others have to say about the time they've spent with me, please check out my recos via the link below. http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=53018 And don't forget you can check out my profile for pics and a bit more about me. My face, Tattoos & piercings are hidden for discretion's sake but photos are otherwise unaltered. Please allow a few days for reply via PM. Text is best for prompt reply.. Please note, nowhere near all my interests are listed here. Im very versatile and um... creative *giggle* No private numbers please. Hope to hear from you soon! Kisses, JessyCeleste 613-793-4183

I am a independent escort (Check profile for new picture) I am coming to Ottawa this week. I will be offering Incall and outcall. My service is Gfe open minded. My pictures are 100% accurate. I have been told that pictures do me no justice. My body is slim and toned. I have beautiful legs and a perfect behind. 5,10,130 lbs,38c natural. My hair is Blonde and my eyes are Blue. My nationality is German Please text me for more information 514-568-4542

Call me ! (downtown) Hi there, thank you for checking my ad. You will not be disappointed with my A+++ massage... My name is Vivian. I'm 28 years old. Gorgeous, i am a classy looking Lady with long black hair, seductive cat eyes ...., beautiful silky soft, tanned skin. work out body with all the right curves in the right places. You have finally met your dream girl... I greet you at the door with a lovely smile then lead you to the massage room...I will start with a deep soothing tissue massage to relax all your muscles then follow with a soft touch to invigorate your whole body then the fun time ... It will be the most relaxing, creative and passionate session for you ever. So amazing that you cannot help yourself from thinking about it and want to come back for more ! http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=92146 For relaxing massage $40/30m $50/45m $70/60m appointment only, call/text me at 6l3 7l2 l2OO mon to sat 10am to 7pm

No one avoids this subject here and I would say that most of us go and get checked often enough. And like RG said it has been discussed often enough and I would even bet that there are more then what RG said in his post. Just saying....

Getting an email telling me the doctor is saying if I want to talk to my Dad I best get there in the next few days. Only a sixteen hour drive. Actually, they thought he was leaving last Sunday night. He's stabilized since then. More or less. I'm considering the drive.

Its 24 feels like 29 and almost the end of September - ill take it :)

The lovely Erika Knight

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I think Fear the Walking Dead is finally picking up some steam, and getting interesting. It's definitely a show to record before watching though -- that thing is THICK with commercials! Re. the light in the house outside the gates, I interpreted it this way: - at the beginning of the episode, the son is sitting on the roof and sees a reflected-sunlight signal from the distant house indicating that there are survivors still living outside the compound. - the kid tells his dad and shows him the recording. The dad at first says "naaah" but later tells the top military guy about it. The military guy says "naaah, there's nobody out there." We all suspect he's lying. - at the very end of the episode, late that night/early the next morning, the dad is sitting on the rooftop and looking in the direction of the house his son was talking about. He sees flashes of light: but it's not a signal, it's gunfire. The soldiers used what the dad told them to go find the survivors who were signalling, and then killed them all. Between that and what the mom character told Daniel the barber-dad about what she saw when she slipped outside the fence, it's clear that the military is just mercilessly killing anyone and everyone they find outside the gates. We can expect a similar attitude when we see how the hospital operates next week: they don't plan to save anyone who might be sick, but might study them to get better at killing "the infected". Daniel's wife is doomed.

Retire, buy a cottage, boat and all the toys!

Recently I was fortunate to spend a wonderful afternoon with Charlotte. I was unable to see her during her first visit to ottawa, but I was able to make a date with her on her most recent visit. As with most first dates, i nervously knock on her door, and I was greeted by a long haired beauty, with a wonderful smile. We got to know each other over some lunch I had brought - great conversation and lots of flirting - followed by some more conversation on the couch in her suite. Soon this led to a wonderful and enjoyable make out session, which led to an adjournment to the bedroom where more fun occurred. We quickly settled into a wonderful routine of fun time, cuddles and rest, followed by conversation, making out and then more fun. With this beautiful woman, it was easy to want to repeat, repeat, repeat. Charlotte is beautiful, sexy and sensuous. She is also intelligent, and possesses a quick wit and a great sense of humour. She was a wonderful partner for the afternoon and I hope to see her on her next visit to Ottawa. BTW - if you have ever checked out her recommendations on the other Toronto board, you will find a certain part of her anatomy has received great reviews - the reviews were correct, it was outstanding,

Been there. Yes it does say professional massage. But the owner rubbed me unprofessionally. Thats all i am saying. Rest is imagination.

As per my title, the OT fall social is cancelled. Therefore for those who sent me e-transfers that I have not cashed out, you can cancel your e-transfer and have your money back. For those who either paid cash at an ALO location or that I cashed their e-transfer, send me a PM to let me know what you want me to do. In some instances members have asked that we keep many for the next social, others may want their money returned, in which case please provide me with an e-mail that you would like the transfer sent to. Now I would like to tell you all that it is not with joy that we are cancelling this social, and when I have more free time I will post details as to why we had to cancel. However at this time I would like to comment on some of the things I have read on some earlier post within this thread. Seems some ppl are being very selfish in their comments and very inconsiderate to the efforts put on by the organizers of these socials, past and present. First I did explain why we moved out of dtown. Many members would not attend social for lack of privacy, being afraid of being seen at a party dtown and intrusion we had on most events and locations. Mistert and I were asked by many at the time to look for a completely private location. We could not find any dtown but we did find the present location which we knew could pose a transportation issue. We mitigated that by arranging for a limo and except for a one time glitch with the driver, feedback we received from many was that they enjoyed the limo ride. In addition I must say that for all social held here in the West, some members posted that they could provide transportation to this location. Now for everyone's knowledge, I will say that twice I did a return trip 30 to 40 kms out of my way to go collect the ticket money from one member who posted here. I drive a Pick up truck so you can all imagine that the cost of gas for those 2 trips was not cheap. Did I ask this person to pay for my gas or did I take money from the social fund??? NO!!! I figured it was my own contribution to the social. And now to read that someone won't come and blames it on transportation cost, and at the same time suggesting its the organizers fault for not having the event dtown??? Well I am sure you can all imagine I am very pissed off right now. This is obviously putting oneself ahead of what is in the best interest of the community. While I am at this, I would like to point out that coming to this location was not an easy task. The place had been closed for a long time therefore required major cleaning. The owner and I spent one full week cleaning this place. To me it was a daily 120 KM return trip so you can all imagine how much money I spent in gas. As for the owner, for those who know Ontario liquor rules, since the place had to operate on a temporary liquor licence, all the liquor for the event had to be bought at LCBO and could not be sold at any other event. In other words the owner got stuck with whatever was left in the bottles. Again I am sure you can all imagine profit from that evening wasn't much. It didn't even fully compensate for location and bartender expenses. But hey again it was contribution to the event and putting that community first. May I also add that we are not the first to give of our own money and effort to organize a social. The reason we are not accepting payment at the door is that in the past an organizer had to pay out of his pocket because some ppl that said they would pay at the door didn't show up. Maybe next time, before posting comments, you should ask yourself: Am I being selfish here or am I making a comment that is in the best interest of the overall community. And certainly just don't say stuff just to justify the fact you don't want to attend. I certainly would like to take this opportunity to Thank again all those who have supported us and those who, at every social, took a few minutes to personally say nice words and show their appreciation for our efforts. THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH. As Mentioned at the beginning of this post, I will take time soon to provide feedback on this cancellation and give some insight to everyone. I Think its better than having assumptions posted.

In university I took a philosophy class in critical thinking and it was harder than any mathematics course I ever took. It was apparent that most people do not have a clue how to debate and that was evident even with the class after working in teams and believing we had it down pat, all failed our first exam. I believe the debate team in high school only scratched the surface on logical deduction etc. So even if I followed the modality I was taught to a tee, I would be basically be talking to myself or the wall when it comes to dealing with most folks out there. Personal beliefs, ethics, prejudices, misinformation, reacting from emotion often cloud one's belief that they are arguing logically. I choose my battles now in regards to who I wish to engage in discourse because deflection, red herrings, blanket statements based on hate or prejudice just aren't worth pursuing. And to the OP, why is so important to you that you should have the right to debate without fear of of being criticized. I say, if you put it out there, you are not responsible for what comes back, but if you can't handle the heat, get out of the kitchen.

Hey baby How are you hun? Where are you located bb? Hun-baby-darling-bb-babe-sweetie-cutie at EVERY sentence from someone I NEVER met It litteraly makes me aggressive! I hate that!! Please take note that a: hey sweetie from someone I know its different!! Lol