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Someone is spreading a rumor about Lyla so I am just posting this here to reassure everyone that the rumor is not true. Male members are NOT going to require paid accounts and we have NO INTENTION of every doing that! It may be some other site and they are just confused with the name but I can assure you that Lyla has no intention of that.

I saw Anna in her new digs near Pembina Highway, but not on it. She gave me a very good massage with an excellent ending. Since she is working in a private house in a residential area, DO NOT, under any circumstances, post the address publicly. I also suggest you not share the address with anyone who does not have a long posting history here. This is especially important, given the news story yesterday about Sunhope. It should be left to Anna to decide whom she gives the address to.

http://www.cbc.ca/player/play/2678429836 This is a video of a news interview with Canada's new AG. Among the questions posed was whether the Liberals will consider repealing or amending C-36. The response was rather encouraging. She begins speaking about prostitution at about 2:45 mins. into the video, and states that she will be looking at repealing and/or amending the bill, and will hold consultations with those directly impacted by the legislation.

Back in the days of Kerry and Amanda, they held a lottery for the Christmas Cheer Board. I believe it was $20 or $40 for a ticket. All proceeds went to the board. The winner received a free one hour duo. I'd like to see two local SPs bring this back.

Getting my motorcycle ready and stored for the winter. Always makes me sad this time of year. Did get one last ride in though. A silver lining. Is it spring yet? ;)

It's your roving reporter Cato coming to you from the newly-launched Tease at 5023 Bank St. The night featured a bikini contest with ten hot contestants vying for cash prizes. The crowd was enthusiastic, and cheered the contestants on as they performed their sexy moves on stage and their acrobatic exploits on the pole. Our own Jazy was crowned the winner over stiff competition, garnering the most enthusiastic and loudest applause. Cerbites may remember that Jazy was the original inspiration for the Best Bums on the Planet thread, and she was in outstanding form as she took top honours in the first Tease Sunday Night Special. Congratulations to Jazy and all the contestants for a rollicking fun night.

I have always had a fetish for tattoos, but they have to be tasteful and done right, not just random things. When I first saw Alannah's pictures I was ingtrigued, she looked hot, her tattoos were nice and she had that "je ne sais quoi about her" A txt and an email and we had a date, just a hh, but I had to check her out. From the moment I met her, up to today, she is constantly on my mind, her smell, her taste, her touch, her breath, her everything, she creates an impression. I have seen her in all her state, all decked out to just out of the shower or fresh out of bed in the morning, she is a real girl next door. Her service is impeccable, the first hh, I had performance anxiety and she simply eased the stress away, after that it has just been OMG every single time. I can't wait for her to come back to Ottawa; she only sees a select number of clients and therefore books real fast. I highly recommend pre-booking, even, as a regular, I need to pre-book her time but am lucky enough she lets me know ahead of tiem when she is coming. Gentlemen, please treat her well.

Once in a while, I like to meet some of the new girls that make their appearance at CMJ. Jasmin really has a flair for finding the perfect girls. I have to admit that I rarely repeat with the same girl (I have with one or two). I saw Bre's pictures and was intrigued and thought "why not?". I booked online and asked if she could wear some sexy lingerie. Boy did she ever oblige. When she opened the door I was speechless. My title says Bre...ware because this girl will knock the wind out of you. She is incredibly beautiful and fit; articulate and intelligent (she's working on her Masters degree in English lit); and sooooo amazingly sexy. Need I say more. Oh yes and she works out every day (every body part is a living witness to that fact). She can squat 180??? Wow!! All I can say is that our time together (1 hour) went by much too quickly. Bre loves to dress to impress and succeeds at it beyond your wildest expectations. I think I might be in love...again. ;-) Gentlemen, you owe it to yourself to meet this amazing woman, who in my humble opinion will become the next MA superstar in Ottawa. Thanks Jasmin (and Gwen) for this amazing discovery.

It will ergainly be nice seeing everyone again. It's been awhile.

Our very own KadieKane with her wonderful fripples, with thanks Kadie.

Why limit yourself to just one? You only turn 53 once after all. ;) Happy birthday! Sounds like you're on the right track for enjoying it.

Good morning gentlemen, I have not visited Ottawa in a few months, but I am excited to be coming back this week! I will be available to host at an upscale from Wednesday November 11th to to the morning of Friday November 13th. I can come and visit you to your upscale hotel with enough notice. Please allow me to introduce myself, my name is Malika Fantasy, I am a young French woman in my mid'20's . I stand 5ft6 tall, with tousled dark brown and pink hair. An impish smile and dark hazel eyes where you can lose yourself. I maintain a healthy life style by doing regular running and meeting with a rather sadistic personal trainer. My numerous tattoos only compliments my personality and give you a small glimpse into my world... I'm an unique blend of wit, French charm and passion. You can say that I am versatile, from a quick coffee break during your lunch time to a weekend long escape to New York , or simply an hour or two in private, I am a chameleon. I get along best with those who are looking for an uncomplicated encounter, wish to create an open and honest communication and love to please as much as being please. I am also available for duo with my friend Gia Wren Marlowe! Donations: 250/hour 350/1.5 hours 450/2 hours 650/3 hours. For longer engagements please visit my website. When emailing me please included the following: [email protected] -Your name and a little bit about yourself -Your cellphone number -Your prefer date, time and length of encounter -Any requests you may have -Not expected, but always appreciated: a reference from another provider or your board handle. http://www.malika-fantasy.com

...Although Sated, I Want You Aching" Madame De Loup Experience The Passion, Feel The Sexuality, Smell The Desire, See The Sensuality, Taste The Pleasure... Flexible Availabilities Just Ask

It's been awhile and I,ve been missing some regular travelling girls I've been out of town a ton this year so I decided to take a chance on someone new and unknown to me. The last time I tried this was a complete disaster thank god lightning didn,t strike twice ! I normally will not even consider someone under 25 as it just doesn't,t seem to work for me. This young lady ruined all my stereotypes she was mature beyond her years , intelligent ,could hold a conversation and knew how to kiss !!! That's not all she knew , without all the down and dirty details I left a very very very satisfied man,slightly dizzy somewhat ragged but grinning from ear to ear ! No interruptions no clock watching accurate pics and fabulous service what more can an old gent hope for thanks Juelz

True, but it seems the triggering event was the creep who tried to pick up a 14 year old girl when exiting. Everyone has to be more discreet when describing their experiences at otherwise legit businesses with a public profile. The same applies to indies who work out of private residences. And, please be careful about sharing info via PM. If the inquirer has a limited posting history, don't respond to requests.

Dont know who you should have BUT, you can never go wrong with some cheese cake, lol.....Hope you have a wonderful cake day!

I've met the beautiful Mia Adore. She is such a tiny and beautiful lady. I hope you have a great birthday.

I really like the idea of added social time. I find that sessions seem so rushed and right down to business. I'd really like the opportunity to maybe have a drink and get to know someone a bit before. Plus I think that always help to get repeat business. Cheers

I don't know... I can't hear a thing with these damn earplugs! :p

That's all we ask ;) ... You know whom to reach if you can make it :)

Hi! I'm pleased to say I'll be downtown from the late-afternoon of Tue Nov 10th until noon Thursday or Friday. As always, I'll be in a discreet, smoke-free location with some street & ample lot parking available. During my visit, both day time and night sessions are available. (Late night visits by advance booking only) Also, I'm an early bird so don't be shy if early mornings are a good time for you (some advance notice needed, unless PJs, bleary eyes and a teddy bear being dragged by his paw is your thing) It never hurts to ask though =-) For those of you I have yet the pleasure of meeting, here's a bit more about myself. I'm someone who is open-minded & enjoys romanance as well as the wild loss of control where chemistry causes a lack of inhibitions and even for those who are more daring... the darker world of fetish, bdsm, role playing & domination etc. I'm a slim & athletic but curvy 5'7, (5'11 with heels) 36D 24 34 with very long (real) dark hair and big blue/green eyes. I invite you to visit my profile to learn more about me and see some of my pix. I just added a bunch of new ones! Planning ahead is recommended but not necessary. I am available for over-night companionship and dinner dates (obviously we'd have to plan ahead for that lol) as well.I'm educated, worldly, well cultured, unassuming and have eclectic taste in everything from music to hobbies to philosophy. I think versatility is the spice of life. So I can be soft and delicate, wild and eager to please, impish and Fun or assertive, domineering and nasty. I'm a passionate person and not afraid to dive deep into someone I am with.. So don't be shy to tell me what mood you are in and I can tap into that part of my psyche and have a great time doing it. =) I LOVE getting all dressed up and requests are more than welcome. I have a vast array of outfits, (school girl, sexy stripper, romantic lingerie & domina (PVC,Latex etc), regular/secretary) as well as tools for the more daring of adventurers. I aim to please because I want to see you again when I next visit. Chez moi $240h $160hh (multiple hours work on declining scale. Benefits to on-going relationship/frequent visits.) 2hr $440 3hr $600 Please contact me if interested in Overnights, 24hr and Multi-Day-Get-Away packages. Chez vous $290h (within reasonable distance) For Dom, Fetish & BDSM, please see below. Women and Couples also, very very welcome (additional contribution for additional companion Fetishes, BDSM and/or domination, are by hobbyist specific request only and further contributions may or may not be requested, depending on several factors. IE the nature of the subject, frequency of visits, appointment length, number of extra specialties within one appointment and so on. I pride myself on being very fair to both of us in my pricing. For those who are interested in such ventures; I am very well versed in this world and have a great selection of equipment/toys/attire etc. As for fetishes, many have been surprised that I was the one girl who actually heard of "it" before. =) To see what others have to say about the time they've spent with me, please check out my recos via the link below. http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=53018 And don't forget you can check out my profile for pics and a bit more about me. My face, Tattoos & piercings are hidden for discretion's sake but photos are otherwise unaltered. Please allow a few days for reply via PM. Text is best for prompt reply.. Please note, nowhere near all my interests are listed here. Im very versatile and um... creative *giggle* No private numbers please. Hope to hear from you soon! Kisses, JessyCeleste 613-793-4183

I can't say for sure if I will make it but will definitely try :)

Well well happy birthday...what a nice age ;)...that is a very good question and only you can answer it as we don't know your preferences... Happy search!

They give the references but if you look at the research they are referencing it actually doesn't have much info on coconut oil specifically except for some topical applications. They quote research of compounds that are found in coconut oil as well as other things, but they don't speak to the efficacy of those compounds in the form of coconut oil.

Ah, mouse traps. Just sayin..... LOL

Although I am unable to attend this social I am hoping that it is a great success and that I will have an opportunity in the future. I have attended several socials in the past and they were always a great way to spend an evening and put names to faces and make some connections in a relaxed and pleasant way. I encourage everyone that can free up that date to make arrangements to attend. I know from helping with the Halifax social the amount of work and effort that goes into making these events happen so thanks to Loneskater and everyone else who put their time and effort into something that is a benefit to all. Have fun everyone.

There's a private section on the site for independent providers; things like that are probably best discussed there. https://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/faq.php?faq=vb_faq#faq_sponlyarea

Far from your average or ordinary...I am the girlfriend you always wish you had. Wild, innocent, sweet, and adventurous all at the same time make me fit for only a select few. I am a Canadian born companion with long red hair, sparkling green eyes and the softest skin you have ever touched. My captivating eyes and beautiful smile are always warm and welcoming. You will discover that my sincerity sets me apart from others. I tend to be more of the romantic and relaxed type, from poetry and conversation to candles and soft music. I am the true essence of a romantic escape. A date with me is simply unforgettable.... I will be visiting: Ottawa, December 3rd - 5th Encounters are possible at a private location, by pre-booked encounter. I can be reached via email [email protected] More about me can be found on my website http://www.emilyrushton.com I look forward to hearing from you, xoxo Emily

Hi there, thank you for checking my ad. You will not be disappointed with my A+++ massage... My name is Vivian. I'm 28 years old. Gorgeous, i am a classy looking Lady with long black hair, seductive cat eyes ...., beautiful silky soft, tanned skin. work out body with all the right curves in the right places. You have finally met your dream girl... I greet you at the door with a lovely smile then lead you to the massage room...I will start with a deep soothing tissue massage to relax all your muscles then follow with a soft touch to invigorate your whole body then the fun time ... It will be the most relaxing, creative and passionate session for you ever. So amazing that you cannot help yourself from thinking about it and want to come back for more ! http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=92146 For relaxing massage $40/30m $50/45m $70/60m appointment only, call/text me at 6l3 7l2 l2OO mon to sat 10am to 7pm

Asking "who's the best" is a waste of time; its like asking who makes the best car or best pizza. Look thru the various sites, most have great pics of their ladies. Also look thru all the Recommendations. Don't be afraid to call the spa and tell them the type of girl you would like to see.

You can always send us a pm with any request or preferences and we will be happy to answer your questions

Quick reminder to all!!

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Do you know what triggers the age request? Disrespectful, immature, and "gangsta" style contact. I have met many young men who I gladly spend time with but I will outright ignore those who portray themselves like young morons. "Yo babe", "what do I get for $xxx", "wanna party" etc, while not solely a young persons MO it's more likely than an older gent.

My all time favorite song. Super sexy, and I love it when my lover makes me moan like this. It starts out "So, how is your evening so far?" Many versions, but this is my favorite. I don't think the radios would play it, it was too hot.....Now you got me all horny again.

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Then what you are saying is you want a second / different number for inbound calls? You can get that from les.net for $1.99/month and forward it to your cell phone for $0.015/minute. While their interface isn't the most friendly, I'm sure they would set that up for you if you ran into trouble, you can just email them and they would do whatever you needed. Other interesting things about this kind of service: The number can be in any city (as the $0.015 already covers the cost of North America wide long distance) and any SMS messages sent to it can be redirected to send an email. I suppose some ladies might find it useful to have a local number in each city they visit as their clients might not want the long distance call on their billing and and of course they also offer toll-free numbers for $2.50/month and $0.04 minute; and no such thing as a blocked call to a toll free number, if it's your dime you get to see who is calling you. The calls can terminate anywhere, including being forward to your cell phone or of course many VoIP programs when connected to the Internet. I know it may sound crazy to some but "Every paid LES.NET account receives a FREE 24 Channel DID!" so yeah, I have 24 SIP channels (basically phone lines) coming into my home to my own phone system (and conference bridge) for $1.99.month. Now if I could only communicate my plans and requests for appointments to the lady using secure PGP encryption and thank her with Bitcoin :) Dream on BRM!

Irfanview is a great program and best of all it is free. Learning curve is not all that bad and it is quite powerful in features.

Damn how I miss Rona!